All language subtitles for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air S04E06 WEB [1080p].en

Everything is fine, Vivian.

Tell Ashley and Nicky
that I miss them too.

Okay? Okay. Love you.

Oh, kiss your sister for me.

God knows I wouldn't do it.

- Morning.
- Morning.

Well, daddy,
L.A.'s favorite weather girl

is ready to go back to work.

With that on?

Oh, I know,
I'm tired of black too

but I want the public to know

I'm still mourning
Trevor's death.

Well, you know,
I just don't think that

black is the right color
for this kind of heat.

Oh, don't worry, daddy,
this dress is surprisingly cool.

It's like I'm wearing
practically nothing.

She's not my daughter.

[theme song]

♪ Now this is a story ♪

♪ All about how my life ♪

♪ Got flipped turned
upside down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town ♪

♪ Called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In west Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

♪ And said
you're moving with your auntie ♪

♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came ♪

♪ Near the license plate
said fresh ♪

♪ And it had
dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say that
this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabbie,
yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Dad, when are you gonna get
the air conditioner fixed?

It's sweltering in our place.

Yeah, man, it's so hot out there
the Uh-Huh Girls just went, Uh!

Boy, everybody keeps talking
about this heat wave.

Maybe I should mention it
in today's weather report.

You know, that girl has got
the mind of Willard Scott.

Hey, come to think of it,
you got his body.

Y'all should team up.

No, no check it out,
on the serious tip, uncle Phil

you-you got to fix
our air conditioner today.

And we got some people
coming over for a party.

And as good hosts, we'd prefer
that they didn't melt.

Sorry, Uncle Phil has left
the building.

You're now talking
to landlord Banks

and he's not fixing anything
until he gets his rent.

You'll get the rent
when we get the air.

What did you say?

I'm sorry,
was I talking out loud?

You know what, Uncle Phil?

Forget it, you win.

We'll just have to move our
little somethin'-somethin'

from inside to poolside.

(Phil)
'Oh, no, you don't.'

No rent, no pool,
no party, no nothing.

What does he mean by
"No nothing?"

Oh, don't worry about it,
it's a double negative.

[whispering]

- Wh-what's this?
- A bill for your breakfast.

Dad, this is an outrage!
Three dollars for orange juice?

Oh, and I've taken the liberty
of adding a 15-percent gratuity.

Carlton, of course you know,
this means war!

It certainly does.
And we're gonna win, right, dad?

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Girl, let me tell you

switching this to a pool party

was a stroke of genius.

Why do you say that?

Oh, couple of reasons.

Girl, I got to tell you

that suit look like a piece
of Good God

wrapped up in some have mercy

with a side of mmm.

Really? I mean, you don't think
it's too revealing?

Well, if it is,
your secret's safe with me.

You know? You know? Come on,
let's get out of this heat

before I pop something,
you know.

Come on.

Thank you, Chet.
It's good to be back.

Yes, I'm here at the Farmers
Market, and as you can see

my fans haven't forgotten me.

Why haven't you answered
any of my letters?

Well, the good news
is the heat wave is over.

LA will have a high tomorrow
of only 65.

[all cheering]

Oh, sorry, that "LA" stands
for Louisiana.

Our high will be a 112.

(all)
Oh!

Well, they have
the same abbreviation.

This is Hilary Banks
surrounded by

ordinary people
at the Farmers Market.

Now back to you, Chet.

Don't any of you touch me.

I can't believe
she wore that dress.

Would you like
a Swedish meatball, sir?

Uh, don't mind if I do.

Ah! Ah! Only one, sir.

The rest are for Master William
and his friends, poolside.

What? I can't believe that he
would deliberately disobey me!

I wouldn't call it
disobedience, sir.

It's more like,
outright defiance.

That's it!

Dance puppets, dance!

Hi, Carlton.

Hi, Steffi,
what are you doing here?

I heard the party and I came
to see if Ashley was home.

Well, she's away
at her Aunt Helen's.

Now, run along.

I don't think you're
age-appropriate for this party.

Now..

...if you'll excuse me,
I'm going swimming.

Hey, Will, any sign of dad yet?

Well..

That's either him or a rhino

that got his horn chopped off.

Well, I'm going swimming
in the neighbor's pool.

Carlton, listen.

We have to stand up to him, man.

If he smells fear,
he'll attack.

- How dare you two defy me.
- Now, see here, big guy.

[air hissing]

Oh, my God, Howard!

[crying]

Come on, Will, let's get wet.

Ah, young lady, would you mind

putting on some clothes
and going home.

Now.

Whoa, baby, baby, baby.
Uncle Phil, what you doing, man?

You embarrassing me
in front of my friends.

You should have thought of that
before you defied me.

Hi, Mr. Banks.

Steffi, do your parents know
you're here?

I don't think so.
They're in Aspen.

Mmm, and I'm in heaven.

Hey! She came over here
on her own.

Will, I am going back
in the house and when I come out

I want all of these people gone.

Well, they will be if you come
out in the morning, Uncle Phil.

[laughing]
Wait, wait, wait.

Let me get this straight,
young man.

You are telling me what will

or will not happen
in my own house?

Excuse me, but this is my house.

I pay rent here too, eventually.

You watch how you talk to me.

Well, then, Uncle Phil,
stop treating me like a child.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize
I was talking to a man.

That's right.
It's me, Will Smith.

- 'Oh, well.'
- Man.

Hmm.

I guess you're ready to play
a man's game, huh?

Alright, Will,
if that's the way you want it.

D-d-don't come back, neither.

[instrumental music]

G, is Uncle Phil around?

The coast is clear.
He's in court.

Geoffrey, could you get us
some breakfast?

I'm not allowed
to serve you anymore.

Mr. Banks' orders.

G, listen, how upset was
Uncle Phil last night?

Well, he did something
I've never seen him do

in all the years I've been here.

What, a sit-up?

It's a bit more serious
than that, I'm afraid.

You know the cherry cheesecake,
candied yams

barbecued ribs left over
from yesterday?

Yeah.

[gasping]

Oh, my goodness,
it's still there.

Oh, I'm afraid.

- Hold me, Will.
- Get off of me, man.

I don't know
why I ever listen to you.

I was quite content having
my father push me around

for the rest of my life.

Now who knows
what he's gonna do to us.

Relax, man, what's he gonna do,
sue us?

Oh, gosh, now you've gone
and spoiled the surprise.

Oh, what's this?

Subpoenas from your father.

And may I say, it's been
a pleasure serving you.

Case dismissed.

This is the last case
of the day, number 1218.

Phillip Banks versus
Will Smith and Carlton Banks

for nonpayment of rent.

Philip, I can't believe you're
suing your own son and nephew.

Oh, relax, Lois.

This is just a little lesson
in responsibility.

They're probably
not even gonna show up.

In fact, they're probably home
right now

preparing their apologies.

[dramatic music]

Looks like they've prepared
more than an apology.

Mr. Banks,
your opening statement.

I don't have
an opening statement.

- Mr. Smith.
- Thank you.

Your Honor,
I'm from West Philadelphia

born and raised.

On the playground
is where I spent

most of my days.

I don't have a big bag
of fancy courtroom tricks

or a high-priced degree
from Princeton

like my worthy adversary,
Judge Philip Banks.

But what I do have is the truth!

Oh, shut up, Will!

Your Honor, Mr. Smith is making

a mockery of
the entire legal system.

And this man is making a mockery
of a finely cut Italian suit.

Order in the court.

Mr. Banks, will you please call
your first witness.

- I don't have a witness.
- I do, Your Honor.

Fine. Mr. Smith,
call your first witness.

Your Honor,
I'd like to call someone

who's not afraid to tell
the truth..

...no matter what
landlord Banks might do to him.

Someone who knows
the plaintiff intimately.

Like a son, one might say.

Oh, that's great, Will,
who do we have?

You, dummy.

Will, when we prepared this case

you didn't say I had to speak
against my own father.

Y-y-you don't.

Just read it.

"The night was hot,
forcing our party outdoors.

"Will Smith, who is neat,
considerate and responsible

"smiled at me was having.."

Smile at me?

Oh, I get it.

No further questions,
Your Honor.

Hold it.

I'd like to cross-examine
the witness, Your Honor.

Alright, I'm guilty!
I'm guilty!

- That will be all.
- You may step down.

Welcome to my turf.

How did I do?

Your Honor, I'd like to call my
next witness, Miss Hilary Banks.

- Hi, everybody.
- Oh, boy.

Will you please take the stand?

Certainly, Your Honor.

Do you swear to tell the truth
so help you God?

I do.

Okay, Miss Banks

you were the previous tenant

in the aforementioned pool house

is that correct?

Yes.

And would you please tell us

of your experiences there.

Am I under oath?

Of course.

Well, Trevor would come over
at about 3 o'clock

in the morning and we would--

(all)
Objection!

That does it! You may step down.

Mr. Banks,
the court would like to know

the impetus
for this little lesson

that's being learned,
and make it quick.

I have a 5 o'clock
hair appointment.

Your Honor,
I will show that my tenants

were openly hostile and defiant

leaving me to believe
that no rent was forthcoming.

Why, I was reading
in my study late one night..

[all cheering]

[upbeat music]

Yo, yo, man, this party is dumb!

No, man, this party is stupid!

No, no, no, this party is crazy

fly, dumb, deaf, doogy!

- You the man! You the man!
- You the man!

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Oh!
- Oh!

Hi, there. I-I see you're having
a gathering.

Isn't that wonderful.

[air hissing]

Hey, pops, you popped my duck.

I'm sorry, son.
Here, here's $100.

Yeah, that's more like it.

Hi.

Um, Will,
where's your aunt's gold watch

that you promised me?

[laughing]

In time, baby, in time.

Why don't you go on, cool off
in the pool a little bit?

Go on, girl.

[laughing]

Hey, hey, look, look,
check it out, Heavy P.

Now, why don't you take
your Humpty Dumpty butt

on back up to the main house,
you know because

you're kind embarrassing us
out here little bit.

- You know, what I'm saying?
- Oh, well, I-I-I understand.

Well, kids don't like
to have adults

hanging around
their parties but--

- Word.
- Well, well, could you?

Could you turn your music
down just a drop?

We have to consider
our neighbors.

[laughing]
I am, dude.

Right now I'm considering
their 15-year-old daughter.

[laughing]

Hi, Mr. Banks.

Steffi, do your parents know
you're here?

- To hell with my parents.
- Whoo!

Will taught me that.

And you know, she came over here
on her own, chief.

Oh, I believe you.

Well, I guess I better go back
in the house.

Well, I, I know I can trust you.

I know we've had
our differences

but boy, you're a great kid.

Boy!

You callin' me "Boy?"

You better step to me
like a man!

Now get to stepping!
Now get to stepping!

Okay, Will, if that's the way
you want it.

Whoa, whoa, oh, pa-lease!

Your Honor, that is not the way
it went down.

How did it go down, Mr. Smith?

I'm glad you asked me
that question.

Listen, check it out, look,
the night was so hot

people was pulling up
on camels, right?

So listen..

[guitar music]

Um, Gayle, would you mind

if I commented on your swimsuit?

Don't tell me,
it's too revealing?

Oh, just a little bit, you know.

Listen, I've got some
old T-shirts in there

that I was gonna drop off
for the homeless

but you're welcome
to put one on to cover up.

Oh, Will, my parents adore you.

Oh, Gayle,
bring out that book of hymns

I was telling you about.

Oh, this heat is unbearable.

I need to take a dip
in the pool.

Unh, unh, unh-huh, safety first,
my little non-swimmer.

Oh.

Only if dad would fix the air
conditioner in the pool house

we wouldn't have to be out
in the sweltering heat.

How could he be so cruel?

He's mad, I tell you, mad.

Stop it. You will not speak
of Uncle Phil that way.

He may be an unreasonable,
pigheaded dictator

but he is your father
and my uncle

and you will show him
some respect.

You're right, Will. Thanks.

[rumbling]

It's...It's...It's him.

Do you know
how humiliating it is

to have a son who can't swim?

[air hissing]

[crying]

- Listen, Uncle Phil--
- Silence.

If I want your opinion,
I'll beat it out of you.

- Hello, Mr. Banks.
- What's she doing here?

U-Uncle Phil, sh-she wandered
over, lonely and crying

and I didn't have
the heart to turn her away.

Hit the bricks,
you little tramp!

Out of here!

And tell your mother
your father has a girlfriend!

I'm going back into the house,
and when I come out

I want all these freeloading
parasites out of here!

Ye-ye-yes, sir, within the hour.

- Five minutes!
- Four.

Alright, Will..

...if that's the way
you want it.

[laughing]

And then he slapped me
with a subpoena.

- Thank you, Mr. Smith.
- You're welcome.

Mr. Banks, will you please
approach the bench.

Is that victory I smell?

I am disappointed in you

for allowing your family
relationship to come to this.

- That's what we saying.
- Ah, s-s-shame.

Yeah, ju...oh, shame.

In lieu of a written lease

the law stipulates

a landlord must provide
his tenants

with electricity,
gas and plumbing.

Yeah.

However, air conditioning

is considered a luxury.

Rent cannot be withheld

based on a malfunctioning
appliance.

Meaning?

Meaning you'll have
to pay the rent.

Yes!

This will be a good one for
the cocktail parties, Philip.

[laughing]

We're going to appeal
this decision.

I intend to cite
the landmark case

of Rhode Island
versus Schechter Poultry.

Carlton, that has to do with

the right to hang
dead chickens

in a butcher-shop window.

Well, then, you see
where I'm going with this.

[clearing throat]

Guess this whole thing got
a little out of hand, huh?

Yeah.

Will..

Look, let's..

...let's try not to let this
ever happen again, huh?

I don't want your hand,
I want my rent.

Oh, man, I don't believe.

Uncle Phil, didn't you learn
nothing from all this mess?

Yeah, never rent to relatives.

What did we go through
this whole episode for?

Money.

Well, you could at least say
you're sorry.

Not until you say it first.

Will you please take the stand?

Certainly, Your Honor.

Do you swear to tell the truth,
so help you God?

[laughing]
I'm sorry.