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Jackie, now how you gonna
play me?
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Eh, you left me in charge here.
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How come you can't trust me?
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Because I grew up with you.
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Now, did you do everything
on my list?
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Well, yeah, Miss Daisy.
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I cleaned the windows.
I cleaned the floor.
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I even cleaned the ceiling.
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Hey, look, you are talking
to one tired freshman here
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Miss Boss Lady.
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- 'Well, I am impressed.'
- As well you should be.
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Shame on you not trusting me.
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Now, you kick butt
in that game, alright?
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- Alright, bye.
- 'Bye, bye.'
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Hey. Good job, Harold.
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Hey, you know, Agnes,
I don't know
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why your daughter
doesn't call you.
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Hey. Break time's over, Sol.
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[theme song]
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♪ Now, this is a story all about
how ♪
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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town ♪
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♪ Called Bel-Air ♪
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♪ In west Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say that
this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪
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Look, sweetheart, you can't
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spend every moment with Nicky.
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Look, you have to get over
this separation anxiety.
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You went through the same thing
with Carlton.
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Yes, and look at how well
he turned out.
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You must be very proud.
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Vivian, sweetheart..
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...I love you and I miss you.
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And that's why
we're going to have
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lunch this afternoon at La Teau.
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Oh, I'd love to, honey.
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But I don't think
Nicky is ready
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for restaurants yet.
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I was talking about us, Vivian.
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We're going to kiss.
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We're going to have a romantic
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baby-free good time.
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Uncle Phil, I think
you should be more concerned
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with a cholesterol-free
good time.
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And one of you will babysit.
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Big poopy.
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What did you say?
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Oh, I, I said, uh
"Beg, puppy"
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to my pretend dog, Ernie.
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Fetch, Ernie.
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He's gone now.
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Philip, honey, can I speak
to you a minute, please?
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Uh, is this a good idea, honey?
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Do you think we can rely on
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them to take care
of the B-A-B-Y?
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Who's Bobby?
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The baby.
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Mom, his name is Nicky.
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- I'm staying home.
- Come on, come on, Vivian.
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Geoffrey will take care
of the baby. Come on, let's go.
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You only have four and a half
hours to say goodbye.
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Not to worry, madam,
I'll care for the child
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as though he were my very own.
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We'll draw straws
for the little bugger.
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Short one loses.
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Oh, that would be you, Carlton.
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Hardy-har-har,
but I've got a class.
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Oh,well, wait a minute,
I've got a job.
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- I've got a match.
- Oh, I've got..
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A date with Mr. Stinky!
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Two cappuccinos, please.
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Mmm, well,
I'm hoping you like it
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dark, hot, sweet..
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...and, uh, with a spoon in it.
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Could you hurry it up, please?
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I told that guy over there,
I'd buy him some coffee.
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Poor Todd, trying to raise
his baby all alone
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hold down a job
and go to school.
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I think it's just adorable.
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You do? I'm the same, baby.
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I mean, I'm holding down a
job
and going to school.
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About that baby part, if you
ain't doing nothing later, I'm..
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Will, you've gotta help me,
I took Nicky shopping
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but I can't try anything on.
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I mean, he just lies there
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watching me get undressed and
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making these tiny little
drool bubbles and..
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He reminds me of Trevor.
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- So you take him.
- Well, whoa, hold up, girl.
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I'm working this place
by myself.
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Jackie's at an away game.
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And I ain't got no time for no
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"Give me my bottle
and change my didy.
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Wipe my booty."
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Oh, Will, your little boy is
just adorable.
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Well, like padre, like Nino
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you know what I'm saying?
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Alright, break it up.
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Move on. Nothing to see here.
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Show's over. Beat it!
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- Hi.
- Hi, hey.
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I'm Candace.
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Could I get a picture of you
and your son together?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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How do you manage
being a single father?
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Doesn't it get lonely?
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Well..
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You know,
the nights is kind of bad.
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You know, 'cause I have to be
both mommy and daddy
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to little Willie Junior here
since..
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...since Tirisha died.
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That's it. I'm not gonna stand
here another minute and listen--
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Hey! Isn't that who played
Greg Brady?
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Where? Hey, Greg, wait up!
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You are quite a guy, Will.
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Just tell me
everything about you.
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You mean, you want to be
our friend?
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Yeah.
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Hey, little Willie
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we made a new friend.
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And she can sleep over
any time she wants to.
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[instrumental music]
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Hi, honey, your dad and I just
had the most romantic lunch.
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Romantic?
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I don't mean to be critical,
Vivian
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but you did mention the
baby,
what..
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...three or four dozen
times?
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But it was so romantic
when you asked
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that strolling violinist
to play my favorite song.
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Yes. And what did you
request?
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"The Wheels On The Bus
Go Round And Round."
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♪ Go Round and Round the Wheels
on the Bus go Round and Round ♪
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Vivian, we used to go
to a restaurant
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and not even be able to
make it to the table.
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You remember the cloakroom
at Mario's Peruvian?
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Excuse me, but when did I get
old enough to hear this? Ah!
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Excuse me.
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- Geoffrey, where's the baby?
- The baby?
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Ah! the baby.
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Um, actually,
Miss Hilary insisted
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on taking him out
for the afternoon.
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And since the poor girl's still
so depressed about Trevor
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I hadn't the heart to
refuse.
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Hi, everybody.
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Geoffrey, could you
give me a hand?
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I left the most important thing
in the car.
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Hilary. You left the baby alone
in the car?
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Mother, I would never do
that.
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How irresponsible do you
think
I am?
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- Well, then where's the baby?
- I don't know.
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Mom, you have to see
these earrings I bought.
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The little diamonds spell out--
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- Hilary!
- Ah! How did you know?
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- My baby, come to mommy.
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Oh, coming, mommy.
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Well, wait a minute, Will.
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How did you get hold
of the baby?
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Wasn't Hilary supposed to
watch him?
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- Hilary?
- What?
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Oh, God, it's not like,
I left him at Sizzler..
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...Dad.
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[sighs]
Last time I do you people
any favors.
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Don't worry, Nicky,
mommy's got you now.
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♪ The wheels on the bus go round
and round.. ♪
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I guess the only way I'm
gonna
get any attention around here
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is if I start wearing diapers.
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No, Uncle Phil,
you got at least five years
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before you need them.
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Vivian.
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Will, after what you did today,
I don't even know
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how you could look me
in the eye.
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Hmm, easy, like this.
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Look, I won't let you use Nicky
for evil anymore.
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Next time I'm going to
the authorities.
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Thanks for the warning,
Captain Weenie.
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[instrumental music]
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- Will Smith?
- Yeah.
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Well, hello.
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Buy you lunch today, daddy?
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Yeah, sure.
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Man, this is an
embarrassment
of riches.
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But what about me?
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Oh, you just an
embarrassment,
man.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Jackie, what's up?
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Let me get that for you.
How was the game?
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- We won.
- Ta-da.
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So, uh,
what's been going on here?
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Anything unusual?
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No, no, actually,
it's been pretty quiet.
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Oh, good, cool.
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00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,647
So, uh, before I forget
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00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:03,849
would you sign
the school paper for me?
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Right here next to your picture.
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Oh, yeah, sure,
I don't see why enh..
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No!
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[baby crying]
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Oh, boy, are you in trouble.
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And I'd like to say,
"Hey, I'm here for you."
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But, heck, I'd be lying.
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Look, it's just
this little blurb
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in some dumb school newspaper!
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Freeze.
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Don't be coming over here
with no attitude.
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This ain't my fault.
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- Oh, whose was it then?
- Well, yours.
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- What?
- You heard me.
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I'm saying, you know
I can't be trusted.
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You wouldn't have left me
here alone
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none of this mess
would ever happen.
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That's it, I didn't come
all the way here from Philly
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to hear this..
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I am tired! Get out of my face!
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Don't be all up in my grill!
Excuse me.
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Oh, you need to shut..
I'm out of here!
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Excuse me, excuse me!
You know what?
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- You ain't never gonna change!
- Never gonna change!
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(both)
I'm getting the last word!
Oh, no, you're not!
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- Oh, yes, I am!
- Oh, yes, I am!
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- Damn!
- Damn!
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- Will, hi.
- What? W.. Oh.
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Hey, how are you doing?
That's right.
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A beautiful woman
here to see me!
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Oh, I guess I should've told you
I'm on the school paper.
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- I hope you're not mad.
- Mad? No, I ain't mad.
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- Then why are you yelling?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I got..
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I got a slight hearing problem.
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Deficiency, you know,
from my night job
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at the target range.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Listen, I got a class now.
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00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:52,886
But could you meet me here
tomorrow morning
247
00:11:52,906 --> 00:11:54,038
say, around 9 o'clock?
248
00:11:54,759 --> 00:11:55,891
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Cool.
249
00:11:55,911 --> 00:11:57,975
'Cause I'd love to see
that sweet baby again.
250
00:11:57,996 --> 00:12:00,961
Huh? Oh! Oh. Uh..
251
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,956
I think he has plans.
252
00:12:03,976 --> 00:12:06,961
Oh, well, that's too bad
'cause I was thinking
253
00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:08,825
maybe the three of us
could do something
254
00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:10,808
really special together.
255
00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:14,944
And then while he's taking
his little nappy, who knows?
256
00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:18,911
Well, he just a baby. How
important could his plans
be?
257
00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:21,846
- You're so cute.
- I know, I know, ain't I?
258
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,812
Okay, so I'll meet you here
at 9 o'clock
259
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,985
and you won't be sorry.
260
00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:34,860
Oh, I know I won't be sorry..
261
00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:38,856
...'cause I got me a woman!
262
00:12:40,038 --> 00:12:42,883
All I need is me a baby.
263
00:12:42,903 --> 00:12:45,077
[instrumental music]
264
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,943
- Hi, baby.
- Hello, dear.
265
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:54,112
- Are you talking to me?
- Of course I am.
266
00:12:54,132 --> 00:12:57,027
I know I've been ignoring
you
lately.
267
00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:59,913
So would you let me
make it up to you?
268
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,109
Maybe.
269
00:13:12,013 --> 00:13:13,996
Oh, alright.
270
00:13:14,016 --> 00:13:16,941
I've seen you both naked anyway.
271
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:24,164
Sweetheart,
I have rented us a suite
272
00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:26,999
at the Bel-Air Hotel
for tonight.
273
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,123
Now, Carlton is gonna
take care of Nicky..
274
00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:32,018
...so I can take care of
you.
275
00:13:36,104 --> 00:13:38,098
Alright, that's it.
276
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:39,211
That's it. I'm tired of
this.
277
00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:42,126
Y'all two need some time alone,
okay?
278
00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:43,218
You gonna leave Nicky here.
279
00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:45,061
You gonna go get
a fly hotel suite.
280
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,232
And you gonna chill
and you ain't coming back
281
00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:48,125
here till tomorrow afternoon.
282
00:13:48,146 --> 00:13:50,029
Come on, let's go pack.
283
00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:57,241
Oh, Philip,
this is so wonderful.
284
00:13:59,124 --> 00:14:01,057
I have been working so hard
285
00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,973
taking care of the baby
night and day.
286
00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,205
Yes, well, you just
lay back and relax
287
00:14:05,226 --> 00:14:07,149
and let daddy take care of you.
288
00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:09,082
Dim the lights, Vivian.
289
00:14:12,238 --> 00:14:15,283
[instrumental music]
290
00:14:22,075 --> 00:14:23,277
Yes, baby.
291
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:28,115
[exhales]
292
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,209
You know, sweetheart.
293
00:14:30,229 --> 00:14:32,212
For the longest time,
I've had the feeling
294
00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:36,159
that the fire in our marriage
had gone out.
295
00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:38,071
But now I know..
296
00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:41,327
...that the flame still burns.
297
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,174
Can't get enough of your love,
baby.
298
00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:48,160
[snoring]
299
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,064
Vivian?
300
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:56,253
Vivian!
301
00:14:56,274 --> 00:14:59,209
[snoring]
302
00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:00,350
Vivian.
303
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,277
[instrumental music]
304
00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:06,291
Okay, look, Nicky,
this is very important.
305
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:08,254
Come on, repeat after me
306
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,118
"Da Da?"
307
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,173
Oh, man.
308
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,387
Oh, hey, sorry, my man,
it's only 9 o'clock.
309
00:15:17,109 --> 00:15:18,321
Place doesn't open up till 10.
310
00:15:18,342 --> 00:15:20,215
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
311
00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:23,359
I, uh, kind of lost track of
time since I pawned my watch.
312
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,224
No, heck, I-I don't need to
bother you with my problems.
313
00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:27,386
No, hey, hold up, man,
it's cool.
314
00:15:27,406 --> 00:15:29,180
Here, have a seat right
here.
315
00:15:29,201 --> 00:15:30,343
There you go.
316
00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:36,192
Got a little something for
you
on the house.
317
00:15:36,213 --> 00:15:39,158
- Thank you.
- Hey, least I can do, man.
318
00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:41,170
You're my inspiration.
319
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,412
A-ha! Caught you.
320
00:15:42,432 --> 00:15:46,219
Oh, no, it's Captain Weenie
and his bag of tricks.
321
00:15:47,441 --> 00:15:49,264
You're despicable.
322
00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:51,228
I went to check up on
my little brother this morning
323
00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:52,421
and what did I find?
324
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,375
A zucchini. A zucchini, Will.
325
00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:59,293
Well, I've had enough
of your twisted charade.
326
00:15:59,312 --> 00:16:02,207
- Hey, man, what are you doing?
- Taking you down, mister.
327
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,420
I'm calling mom and dad
at the Bel-Air Hotel.
328
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:09,299
You got change for a dollar?
329
00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:12,214
Oh, no, see,
you gotta buy something.
330
00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:14,478
Okay, um, give me a pack of gum.
331
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,238
Sorry, we're closed.
332
00:16:17,257 --> 00:16:20,298
Well, there's a world of change
out there, mister..
333
00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:22,237
...and I'm gonna find it.
334
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,462
Good morning, Will.
I'm so glad you could make it.
335
00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:29,364
And little Willie too.
336
00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:32,264
Yeah, we came here
straight from church.
337
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:35,556
Uh, what's up with that special
somethin'-somethin'
338
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,344
you promised me?
339
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,579
- Okay, close your eyes.
- Okay.
340
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,368
Now, I knew
you wouldn't agree to this
341
00:16:41,389 --> 00:16:44,350
if I hadn't kept it a surprise.
342
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,457
A surprise?
What you talking about?
343
00:16:46,477 --> 00:16:48,555
- Surprise!
- Hey, man.
344
00:16:48,576 --> 00:16:53,425
Will Smith, you are live
here on "The Hart File Show."
345
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,639
I'm your host, Jake Maxwell.
346
00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:59,487
And this is ULA's
Father Of The Year.
347
00:16:59,507 --> 00:17:01,645
Guess you're pretty excited,
huh, Will?
348
00:17:04,587 --> 00:17:07,488
Sorry, we're closed.
349
00:17:07,507 --> 00:17:09,414
Be open at 10:00.
350
00:17:09,434 --> 00:17:10,669
[instrumental music]
351
00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:15,569
[moans]
352
00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,626
Yeah, you better wake up,
Vivian.
353
00:17:17,646 --> 00:17:20,578
Olive Oyl is looking
awfully good right now.
354
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:26,519
Oh, sweetie, I am sorry
I fell asleep last night.
355
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:29,480
But guess what?
I'm wide awake now.
356
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,538
Quit it, quit it.
I am not in the mood.
357
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:33,576
Just move.
You're blocking Bluto.
358
00:17:34,681 --> 00:17:36,668
I'm gonna go freshen up.
359
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,660
Why don't you turn on
some more of that music.
360
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,708
Oh, yeah, right.
361
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:45,652
(man on TV)
Will Smith, what's it like being
a single father here in LA?
362
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,740
Oh, you know, I'm saying,
you know, it ain 't easy.
363
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,641
You know, you know,
being a single father like me.
364
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,682
But, uh, little Willie,
Will-Willie Junior here
365
00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:55,701
makes everything worthwhile.
366
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,788
- Did you see my..
- Let's dance, Vivian, huh?
367
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,856
Oh, Philip, what in the world..
368
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,793
Nothing. Nothing.
369
00:18:04,825 --> 00:18:06,732
That's my baby.
370
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:09,903
That's my zucchini.
371
00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:14,823
Daddy Will, "The Hart File"
372
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,770
wants to make your life
a little easier.
373
00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:22,783
So here's a year's supply
of baby products for your son.
374
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,914
Oh, this is ridiculous.
What does he know about babies?
375
00:18:25,935 --> 00:18:28,956
This is his idea of a baby.
376
00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:31,887
Get that fruitcake out of here.
377
00:18:31,908 --> 00:18:33,735
Hey!
378
00:18:33,754 --> 00:18:34,948
Listen, I don't deserve
all this stuff.
379
00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:37,940
That's right, young fella,
you deserve a whole lot more.
380
00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:43,773
So how's about a holiday
in Hawaii?
381
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:48,028
Oh, look, I can't..
I'm sorry, did you say
Hawaii?
382
00:18:48,048 --> 00:18:49,975
Will, if it's not too painful
383
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,863
could you tell the folks
at home
384
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,980
a little bit about Tirisha?
385
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,085
Who?
386
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,856
Tirisha, your son's mother.
387
00:18:58,899 --> 00:18:59,953
Oh!
388
00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:02,855
That Tirisha.
Yes, uh, she's dead now.
389
00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:05,905
Um, I-I met her after I got back
390
00:19:05,925 --> 00:19:09,890
from, um, from fighting them
oil fires, uh, in Kuwait.
391
00:19:09,911 --> 00:19:12,109
You know, and my hair,
my eyebrows and everything
392
00:19:12,129 --> 00:19:13,906
had just started growing back.
393
00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:15,150
And, um, General Powell
said to me, he said
394
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,071
"Yo, homey, you need to get down
with a little R and R
395
00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,180
'cause you're looking
a little singed." you know?
396
00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:23,975
So, um, in China..
He sent me to China.
397
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,148
And then that's where we met.
398
00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:28,090
It was in a, a little-known
province, uh, called..
399
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,138
...uh, Rae Dawn Chong.
400
00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:34,112
And..
401
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,191
Well,sayonara.
402
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,165
Come on, Will, could you tell us
more of your touching story?
403
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,143
[baby crying]
404
00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:48,237
I'll just take him out.
405
00:19:48,257 --> 00:19:50,304
But, no, no.
Hold, hold up a second, man.
406
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:53,044
Um..
407
00:19:53,064 --> 00:19:56,035
Uh, look,
by a show of hands here
408
00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:58,093
how many of y'all
got a sense of humor, huh?
409
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,247
Huh?
410
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,260
[mumbling]
411
00:20:08,101 --> 00:20:10,339
Alright, look,
I ain't no father of the year.
412
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,287
Um..
413
00:20:12,308 --> 00:20:14,215
I'm not even a father.
414
00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:18,230
I made all of this stuff up.
415
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,188
I'm-I'm kind of good at that.
416
00:20:21,282 --> 00:20:23,430
This is my cousin Nicky.
417
00:20:24,152 --> 00:20:26,270
And I don't deserve
all these gifts.
418
00:20:28,217 --> 00:20:30,225
Oh, but this dude here,
this guy here, I mean..
419
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:33,226
He-he's the real single
father
with the real problems.
420
00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:37,342
- I.. Give him all the stuff.
- Hawaii too?
421
00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:40,284
No, homey, I thought I'd
hang on to Hawaii, you
know..
422
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,398
Hawaii too.
423
00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:48,444
And that's another heartwarming
moment from..
424
00:20:50,301 --> 00:20:52,318
"...The Hart File."
425
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,420
Are we off?
Somebody get me a drink.
426
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,481
You creep.
427
00:21:03,502 --> 00:21:05,459
Just wait till you see
what I write about you
428
00:21:05,479 --> 00:21:07,517
in tomorrow's paper.
429
00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:09,444
But, baby, I..
430
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:12,595
See?
431
00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:14,583
I can tell the truth.
432
00:21:16,531 --> 00:21:18,358
I'm saying, you know
433
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,595
maybe there's
a little hope for me yet?
434
00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:22,583
Very little.
435
00:21:26,478 --> 00:21:27,572
Will, I'm out of here.
436
00:21:27,593 --> 00:21:29,621
I just wanna say
thank you one more time.
437
00:21:29,641 --> 00:21:31,447
Hey, no problem, man.
438
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:33,414
Hey, you know, it actually
makes me feel good
439
00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:34,679
to do something for somebody
who really needed it.
440
00:21:34,699 --> 00:21:36,536
And I was starting to feel
a lil' stank
441
00:21:36,557 --> 00:21:38,685
you know, claiming that
as my baby and everything.
442
00:21:38,704 --> 00:21:40,511
Yeah, I know what you mean.
443
00:21:40,531 --> 00:21:41,615
See, um..
444
00:21:41,636 --> 00:21:44,527
...this ain't my kid either.
445
00:21:44,546 --> 00:21:45,690
Aloha.
446
00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,704
Oh, see, that's so wrong.
447
00:21:56,713 --> 00:21:59,674
You know, Will, if you had
pulled a stunt like this
448
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,772
when you were in high school..
449
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,789
...God knows
what I would've done.
450
00:22:03,809 --> 00:22:06,760
Why, I might've done
something like this..
451
00:22:06,781 --> 00:22:09,813
[Will screams]
452
00:22:12,642 --> 00:22:14,690
[instrumental music]
453
00:22:17,621 --> 00:22:18,635
I went to check
on my little brother
454
00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:19,729
and you know what I found?
455
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,828
A zucchi.. A zucchini.
456
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:28,614
What? Oh, um.. What? I'm sorry,
I didn't hear what you found.
457
00:22:28,633 --> 00:22:29,838
A zucchini, Will.
458
00:22:29,859 --> 00:22:31,625
Oh!
459
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,818
(male #1)
'Good luck, Captain Weenie.'
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