All language subtitles for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air S04E02 WEB [1080p].en

(Will)
On the last
"Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

I cannot believe that
you and Carlton

are moving into your own place.

- Sorry, dad, I have to go.
- No, you don't.

Will says I do.

He says it's time for me
to leave the nest

become independent,
and have sex with girls.

Okay, everybody, guess what?

I'm getting married.

Will, I've met the woman
of my dreams.

Oh, my God, Will!

[screaming]

[laughing]

No! No! No!

No! No! No! No!

[theme song]

♪ Now, this is a story all
about how ♪

♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪

♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

♪ I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town ♪

♪ Called Bel-Air ♪

♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪

♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

[instrumental music]

- Baby!
- Oh, man.

- Whoo! Mmm, girl, look at you!
- Hey!

That's for not calling me
after you left!

Well, I called you twice times,
the line was busy.

Will, you have not changed,
have you?

Carlton, I'll see you later.

S-s-since I didn't buy
a program on the way in..

...could you please tell me
what the heck is going on?

Man, look, that filly is from
Philly, we grew up together.

What does that mean
grew up together?

What do you want it to mean?

That she hates you and you
have no interested in her!

You just saw her smack me,
didn't you?

I've seen a lot of girls
smack you, Will.

Then I seen the same girls
leaving your room!

Yeah, well, Jackie
is not like most girls.

[sighs]
She's special.

Look at her.

Hey, yo, man, she used
to be able to beat

every brother on the playground
in a foot race.

I'll fight you for her, Will,
any time, any place.

Tch-psh!

Relax, I got about as much
chance with Jackie as you
do.

Hey, Carlton, did Mr. Gorodetsky
say anything about this building

being a landmark or
somethin'?

No, why?

'Cause there's a tour bus
pulling up on the front lawn.

(Jazz on speaker)
'Alright, y'all,
everybody in rows 1 to 15'

'the party's in apartment 206.'

- Jazz!
- Jazz!

(Jazz on speaker)
'Everybody in rows
16 through 30..'

'And have the money
in your hand.'

'Senior citizens
get a 10% discount.'

'I do take tips.'

So, Will, what's on tap
for tomorrow?

Daddy, how about
a November wedding?

Nothing extravagant
just 800 of our closest

friends and relatives.

Well, maybe,
we could book the floor.

I'm sure the Lakers would be
on the road by then.

Daddy, is something wrong?

Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart.

It's...this wedding took me
by surprise.

I didn't count on losing you
and Carlton on the same day.

Oh, daddy, you're not losing me.

You promise?

Look, even though
I'm getting married

you'll always be my daddy.

I know. And you'll always be
my little girl.

I'm also Trevor's little
girl.

No, no, no, technically
you're his woman.

Not his little girl.

Then why does he make me
wear those outfits?

Excuse me.

I'm scheduled to a heart attack.

[door pounding]

Go away! There ain't no party.

(Gorodetsky)
'Open up! It's Mr. Gorodetsky.'

Just a second, I'm undressed.

- Carlton, Carlton, wake up!
- Oh, look out, Jerry.

Tom's gonna get you.

Carlton, wake up!
It's the landlord.

We got to put the furniture
back, come on.

(Gorodetsky)
'Open up!'

'Open up here!'

This used to be my lawn
and this used to be my banister.

- And you used to be my tenants!
- But-but..

I want you out of here by noon!

Noon!

He kicked your butt.

Um, excuse me,
that's our butts, Carlton.

- We're in this together.
- Not anymore, kemosabe.

I'm going back to my family
where I belong.

- No, you are not!
- Oh, yeah? Why?

'Cause that'll be like admitting

that we can't make it
on our own.

I don't have to make it
on my own, I'm rich!

Look, Will, I never wanted
to move out in the first place.

Now, thanks to you,
I've had my heart broken

and I've been evicted.

If this is your idea of
independence, you can have it.

I can be reached by fax.

Carlton, Carlton, come on, man.

I can't make rent
without you.

Then come home, Will.

I'll send Geoffrey
for my things.

Then go ahead home,
you damn baby!

You'll probably be there till
you're in your 30s anyway

like all those other
serial killers!

[knock on door]

This is Jazz's mother!

He's not here!

This is publishers clearing
house! You've already won!

It's about time.

Open the door, open the
door!

Will! I'm so glad it's you.

I heard somebody disguised as me
ran a party scam.

Jazz, you got me kicked
out of my crib, man.

Let me make it up to you.

Chop fast, you've only
got a few minutes to live!

- You could stay here with me!
- In this roach motel?

It'll only be temporary, I'm
getting thrown out on the 15th.

Jazz, give me the money.

Money? What money?

The $25 a head you
charged for my party!

Man, I was sneaking the bus back
to the depot and I got held up.

White dude.
He took the bus, too.

The money's gone, isn't it?

Like the jheri-curl.

Here you go, roomie, get comfy.
You're gonna love it here.

[woman screaming]

That's the Wilsons,
you'll get to know 'em.

I hate you, Jazz.

I know you don't mean that.

[toilet flushing]

[instrumental music]

"Roommate wanted,
minutes from school

"must love ice hockey,
country and western music

and Tom Cruise movies."

This is worse than Jazz's.

Whoa, hey, back up, girl,
wax on, wax off.

Whoa!

I'm sorry I had to clock you
last night.

But you know me and my temper.

Nah, you know, I understand.

That torch you been carrying
for me all these years

suddenly got a little
too hot to handle.

We were friends, Will,
nothing more.

No, it seems to me
we were more than friends

that night after
Alonzo Simmons' party.

[scoffs]
I was young and immature then.

I guess you still are, lobe.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Don't you be calling me
lobe.

I left that in Philly
where I thought I left you.

What are you doing out here
anyway?

Remember that jump shot
you taught me?

Well, I parlayed that into
a basketball scholarship.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, hold up.

You mean they giving basketball
scholarships to girls now?

Imagine my surprise.

There I was churning butter,
and the phone rings.

Yo, ohh!

So, you and Carlton tight?

He is.

We're cousins, I've been staying
out here with his family.

- In Bel-Air?
- Well, yeah, so?

So, beware the bourgey man.

Woah, woah, woah,
hold on, hold on, hold on.

I kept in touch with
everybody from the hood.

Everybody but me.

- Why?
- Why?

Yeah, why would you keep
in touch with everybody but me?

Um..

Yeah, I-I see that
this is really bothering you.

Imma just give you
a couple minutes..

Damn you, Will!
Just answer the question!

Why didn't you call me?

Because I missed you
too much, how's that?

Alright, I'll said it,
you happy?

Is that what you want to hear?
Hey, y'all!

I missed the hell out of her,
I missed her! I missed her!

I said it, that's what you
wanted, right?

You happy? Everybody know.

♪ I missed her ♪

Look, I gotta get up
out of here.

Gotta go find me an apartment
and a job.

Don't hit your head
on the rim.

One of my people quit
this morning.

I'm sorry, are you
suggesting
maybe you..

...and me working
together side by side?

No, it's too tempting.

Before long you'd be dragging me
down into the storeroom

and snatching all my gear
off
and everything.

Then I'd nail you with
a sexual harassment suit

like the Anita Hill thing
in reverse.

It's too much, no!

Look, maybe your transmission's
stuck in junior high

or somethin' but mine's not,
I busted my butt to get

where I am and I am not
about to lose focus

just because you're back
in my life.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Now, I got me a agenda, too

and it certainly does not
include

risking frostbite around you.

- Fine.
- Well,goodthen.

When do I start?

Next week when school
starts.

I will be here.

Oh, Will, wear something warm.

Yo, man, I didn't really
miss her, that's was just

a little game
I was kicking at, you know.

That's how you gotta do it.

[instrumental music]

Hey, man!

Hey, man, I was, man..

I was comin-coming back.. I was
getting the rest of my stuff.

Oh, why don't you take some
food, too? We have plenty.

Well, if it's going to
spoil.

So, things aren't going
quite as smoothly

as you planned, are they, son?

Hey, hold up, not only do I
got me a new place to stay

I got me a job on campus. Heh.
Adversity is my oyster.

This'll go good
with my adversity.

Why don't you come home, Will?

Nah, I-I can't, Uncle Phil, man.

Hey-hey, don't get me wrong,
I mean, I appreciate

you taking me in and everything,
but I just feel like

I'm at a point in my life
where I need to have

my own space, you know?

Trevor's about to propose!
Where's Carlton?

The last I saw him he was in his
room, kissing the floor.

Will, I just want you
to know that

the door's always open for you.

Hey, thanks a lot, Uncle
Phil.

There's no place like home,
there's no place like home.

There's no place like home!

Turn it up!
Oh, there's Trevor.

(Ashley)
'It's a bungee jump!'

Oh, well, I asked him
to propose in a special way

but I never expected
a bungee jump!

What's a bungee jump?

Well, h-he's going
to propose while falling

300 feet on a giant rubber band.

Oh. Isn't it romantic?

Oh, please, whatever happened
to getting down on one knee?

Oh, daddy,
that's for old fogies.

- I got down on one knee.
- Sustained.

Look, t-there he goes.

- 'Hilary Banks?'
-Yes, Trevor?

(Trevor)
'Will you marry me..'

[thuds]

I ain't no bungee expert
or nothin'

but I don't think
he's supposed to be slamming

into the ground like that.

Please stand by?

Great, the President's about to
interrupt my marriage proposal.

Let's just pray
that Trevor's okay.

It was a lovely service.

I mean,
Trevor didn't look so bad

for a dude that had
a concrete face-lift.

Fool, like that
was his real head.

Could you two show
a little compassion?

Your sister's
right behind you.

[sobbing]

I still can't understand.

Sweetheart, the lord giveth,
and the lord taketh away.

No, I mean, technically,
am I a widow or what?

Oh, this is all my fault.

If I hadn't asked
for a special proposal

Trevor would be in my arms

instead of in my purse.

I love you, Trevor.

[crying]

Um, Hilary?

Trevor wasn't cremated.

Ew! Then who's this?

I'll see him to the door,
Ms. Hilary.

Sweetheart.

Now is the time when you should
make use of Reverend Boyd.

Is he single?

I mean, you should be spiritual.

After all,
Trevor's in heaven now.

Right, he's up there
with my little dog, Scruffy.

Yeah, and the bus
he rode in under.

Must everything
be a joke to you?

My sister's
in a fragile condition.

I'm trying to help
her bounce back.

Bounce.

Trevor bounced.

Son, go get yourself a milk.

Sweetheart, if you go right back
to work as soon as possible

maybe it would help you
get you're mind of things.

Work?

Every inch of that news room
reminds me of Trevor

his desk, his make-up bib

the shower in his office.

I just need some time to find
some sense of inner peace.

After all, I am alone now.

Oh, no, sweetheart,
you have me.

Look, in a few days,
why don't I take you to the mall

and we can go shopping?

Go to the mall with my
father?

Sorry, I forgot.

Must you do that?

[gasps]

I hate to be the bearer
of more bad news, but--

Greetings, mourners!

Hilary, if there's
anything we can learn

from this tragedy, that's to
live each day to the
fullest.

I know, Jazz.

So, with that in mind,
what are you doing later?

- Oh! No, no, no!
- It's alright.

Guess y'all need
to be alone right now.

Yeah, so do you, Jazz.

Look, I'll meet you back
at the palace later.

Oh, yeah, I forgot,
there's a hostage situation

back at my building.

SWAT Team said it'd be
a week before we get back
in.

What? Jazz..

Forgive me for what
I'm about to do.

Hilary, can I have
a word with you?

Look, you know, I think you
got the right idea

not going back to, you know,
work so soon.

You're just lucky that
there's nothing around here

that reminds you of Trevor.

Well, of course,
there is the pool house.

Oh. Never mind,
forget about that thought.

Then, on the other hand

that is where you and he shared
countless romantic evenings.

I mean, I bet if
those walls could talk

they'd whisper, Trevor.

Trevor.

Oh, daddy, I can't stay

in the pool house,
I'm moving back in here.

Of course, sweetheart, whatever
will make you more comfortable.

I don't know what I would do
without my family.

Mother, Ashley.

Can you get my things
from the pool house?

Of course, come on, Ashley.

- Hey, Uncle Phil, man--
- You know what, Will?

I was thinking maybe I could
turn that pool house

into a law library.

- Stop playing, listen--
- No, no, no, a greenhouse.

- That'd work, huh?
- I said stop playing, listen--

Okay, Will, you can have
the pool house.

The same rent that Hilary was
paying, and I have a few rules.

Oh, that's cool,
'cause I got a few demands.

- No loud music after 11:00.
- 12:00.

- 11:30.
- Cool, now, check it out.

It's real important
that I have my privacy.

You know, just say a honey
be tip-toeing up my crib

that's my business, not
yours.

Fine, no skinny-dipping.

You gotta promise me
that same thing.

Done.

Well, son, I guess
you got yourself a pool house.

- Alright!
- Whoa, whoa! Hold on!

How come he gets the pool house
and I'm stuck upstairs

with the grieving widow?

Another thing, keep this person
off my property

or I'll shoot him.

It's my property,
I'm gonna inherit it

after the big guy takes his
bungee jump.

Right, big guy?

Huh, he does have a point.

Tell you what,
why don't you two work it out?

Okay, tallest one gets
the bedroom.

I need the big closet
for my peacock suit!

Oh, it's so nice
to have my family back.

- 'Why don't you shut up, man?'
- 'No! You shut up!'

(Will)
'And wipe that damn
milk mustache off!'

Open the door, open the
door.

Will, so glad it's you!

I heard someone disguised
as me..

...ran a party scam.

I'm sorry, what?

[indistinct chatter]

(Will)
This zumba stance
is a party scam!