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[instrumental music]
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[baby cooing]
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[baby screams]
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[baby screams]
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Philip, did you get too close?
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I don't know, Vivian,
is 4 feet too close?
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Nicky, honey,
daddy won't hurt you.
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What is it about me
that baby doesn't like?
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Is it my beard? 'Cause if it
is I'll shave it off right now.
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Don't you dare, I love
the way that beard feels.
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Hm, I'm surprised you remember.
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Sweetheart, it hasn't
been that long
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since we've made love,
has it?
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Five months this Tuesday.
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Thin walls.
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Look, I'm sorry, honey.
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I'll make it better, I promise.
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I hope so, there are priests
laughing at me.
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Could I have breakfast in
the family room, Geoffrey?
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I'll get the wheelbarrow, sir.
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- Morning, Master William.
- Hey.
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Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil out
there grumbling
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something about getting
his tubes tied.
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Ah, he's bluffing.
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[indistinct]
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♪ Aah DJ Nicky Nicky Nicky ♪
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♪ Nicky in the house ♪♪
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'Yeah, now get up.'
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Oh, man, Aunt Viv
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this kid is sprouting.
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Hey, you know, another month,
he'll be bigger than Carlton.
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I cannot believe
that you and Carlton
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are moving into your own place.
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Seems like just yesterday
when I was wiping
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the tears from his eyes.
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Oh, no, that was yesterday,
Aunt Viv, I told you that boy
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wasn't ready
for "Jurassic Park"yet.
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Well, honey, you and Carlton
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will look out for each
other,
won't you?
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Oh, come on, absolutely,
Aunt Viv
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we got each other back.
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Great, great, great,
you two just be careful.
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There are a lot of sick,
demented perverts out there.
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Greetings, all.
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(both)
Pssshhh!
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Hello, Jazz.
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I brought a gift
for baby Dicky.
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- Nicky, Nicky.
- Yeah.
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Whatever,
I know it's five months late
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but I wanted to find
just the right thing.
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This is very sweet
of you, Jazz, thank you.
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You know, Ms. Banks,
since you had that baby
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there's something
different about you.
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Look here, Will.
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Thank you, Jazz,
very much.
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It's a baby pillow,
isn't it beautiful?
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Oh, yeah.
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Jazz, this thing says
Wendy Beth on it.
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So? When you buy
a wallet doesn't it
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have someone else's
picture in it first?
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Jazz, you stole this pillow.
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It's the thought that counts.
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[screaming]
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[theme song]
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♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪
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♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪
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♪ And I'd like to take a
minute just sit right there ♪
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♪ I'll tell you how I became
the prince of a town ♪
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♪ Called Bel-Air ♪
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[instrumental music]
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
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♪ You're moving with your
aunty and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
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♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪
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♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪
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♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪
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[music continues]
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- Hi, daddy. Bye, daddy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, precious.
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- Where are you going?
- To the mall, see ya.
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Hold it! Sweetheart, come here.
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Today's Saturday, baby.
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Why don't you and I, uh,
do something together, huh?
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Like what?
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Like, we could go to the mall.
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Daddy, all my friends
are at the mall.
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Do you know what would happen
if I showed up with my
father?
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What? You'd be banned
for life from the Gap?
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No, mom, no, school don't
start for another week.
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Oh, yeah, the apartment
is great.
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Yes, it's in a safe
neighborhood, mom.
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Oh, check it out, the candy
store actually sells candy.
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Ye-Yeah, mom, I know
how proud you are of me
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that I'm going to college.
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Come on, don't do this, mom,
you know how this affects me.
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Yeah, it's like a dream
come true for both of us.
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I love you, too, mommy.
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Bye, bye.
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[crying]
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Kender petroleum up three
and a eighth.
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- What I'd tell you big guy?
- You called it, son.
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Vectrocom industries down,
third day in a row.
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- The merger killed them.
- Yeah.
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Good thing we got out
when we did, huh?
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I'm gonna miss you, son.
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Oh, did you say something, dad?
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I don't want you to move
out.
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- Sorry, dad, I have to go.
- No, you don't.
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Will says I do, he says it's
time for me to leave the nest
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become independent,
and have sex with girls.
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Safe sex, mind you,
but lots of it!
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Excuse me!
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Is this what you've been
telling my boy?
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- What?
- That life is one big orgy?
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- I know.
- College is hard work, son!
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Followed by a family which
is even more hard work!
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And a teenage daughter
who doesn't want
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to be seen with you
in public! And a wife!
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A wife who won't let you
anywhere near her!
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And a butler, a butler who
may
be the father of your child!
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- And a gardener! A gardener.
- Dad! Dad!
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Will, Will, I can't bear
to see him like this.
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That's why we moving
so we don't have to.
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Will, look at him,
he needs me.
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No, I don't, I don't need
either one of you.
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There's a silver lining
on my dark cloud, Hilary.
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I'm sorry. Hilary Banks?
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You know, fate works
in mysterious ways.
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For years, I've been
trying to get her
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to move out of the house,
and now
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when I'm gonna be alone
she is my salvation.
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So you two, you two go on
with your little lives.
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My Hilary needs me.
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Okay, everybody, guess what.
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Okay, I can see you're stumped.
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I'm getting married.
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To Trevor!
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Ooh, Hilary, what is this?
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Hilary's marrying Trevor.
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Oh, come on, don't tease me!
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Mother, it's true!
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When did he propose?
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This morning as he was
leaving
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the pool house.
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I mean, this morning
on the phone.
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You certainly ain't wasting
no time getting a gown.
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Mom and dad bought this
for me when I hit puberty.
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One down, three to go!
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Oh, Philip, you alright?
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You look like you're in shock.
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Shock? Oh, no, it figures.
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Oh! Here's the best part.
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I asked Trevor
to officially propose to me
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during his slice of LA segment
on tomorrow's news.
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That way all of Los Angeles
can share in our happiness.
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Oh!
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Hilary, sweetheart,
you know, I-I think
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there may be a question
that you should ask
yourself.
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I already did.
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I'm going to register
at Tiffany's.
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No, no, sweetheart.
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Are you in love with Trevor?
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What's love got to do with it?
I'm having a wedding!
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Hey, back off, Ike,
we're having a wedding.
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Let's go do the invitation list.
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- Oh, mommy!
- 'Way to go, sis.'
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The guy's a prince.
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I can't believe she's
going to marry that jerk!
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Trevor's not a jerk.
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He's a superficial,
self-centered
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teleprompter reading airhead.
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Sounds like a match to me.
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My little girl
is leaving me.
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Are you gonna be alright
big guy, because I could
stay
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here and help you through
this rocky time.
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I'll be fine.
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Well then, we out, then.
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- Bye, dad.
- Take care.
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[instrumental music]
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- Hey, thanks a lot.
- So, if you take package 'D.'
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You get basic cable,
three premiums and..
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...the lust channel.
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Uh, Carlton, how do you feel
about the lust channel?
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I think it's 24 hours
of shallow, pointless nudity.
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You heard the bird,
we'll take it.
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You'll be hooked up
tomorrow.
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Thank you, Mr. Smith.
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Ahh, you heard that,
right, "Mr. Smith!"
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This boy gettin' some
respect around here.
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Will, I've met the woman
of my dreams.
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Word. I didn't know
Rupaul lived in LA.
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See, one of my duties
as mascot
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is to walk around and greet
people on campus.
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So, I'm doing my thing,
and this wise guy starts
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messing with my plumage.
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Then, she came to my rescue
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5 feet 11 inches
of feminine firepower.
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[chuckles]
I bet she could
toss me around this room.
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Hope it works out
for you, buddy.
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Whoa, Will,
she's crazy about me!
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- What makes you think that?
- Get this.
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She said she's looking forward
to seeing me again.
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So, no one's ever said that
to me before
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except my dentist.
You were right, Will.
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We're on our own
three hours, and my life's
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already taken a turn
for the better.
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Well, let freedom ring.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hey, Mr. Gorodetsky.
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I thought I said no pets.
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I'm not really a peacock.
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And I'm not really a slumlord.
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Uh, look, if you need
to reach me
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I'll be at my home number.
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- What? You don't live here?
- Are you kidding?
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Oh, yeah!
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Well, I hope that's not a long
distance call you're making.
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Carlton, can I see that
first
dollar you ever had again?
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- Oh, sure.
- Put it away, you cheapskate!
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I'm just callin' Jazz
inviting a couple people over
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you know, to christen
the new crib.
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Oh, there, anyone in particular
you'd like to invite?
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I don't keep friends.
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In time of war
they can be tortured
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and give up valuable
secrets about you.
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I was talking about
your Miss lady peacock?
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Are you nuts?
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I'm not bringing her
within 100 yards of you.
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Why, Carlton,
I'm your cousin, man.
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The cousin who stole
every woman I ever had.
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Oh, please, I stole one
girl.
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My point exactly.
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Alright, Carlton,
I'll promise you
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I ain't going
to press up on her.
245
00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:55,443
And look as far as
I'm concerned
246
00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:56,512
she's just a man with
breasts.
247
00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:58,461
She does have breasts,
doesn't she?
248
00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:02,561
Well, alright.
249
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,661
She runs the campus store,
I'll go ask her.
250
00:13:05,381 --> 00:13:06,551
- Uh, Carlton?
- What?
251
00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:07,671
Change your clothes.
252
00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:13,419
Geoffrey, Geoffrey, look,
it's Carlton's first
haircut.
253
00:13:13,439 --> 00:13:16,548
Oh! Hilary's first day
at kindergarten.
254
00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:18,639
Look, Geoffrey! Geoffrey!
255
00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:22,448
Here's Ashley on a diving board.
256
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,408
Ohh, the way we were.
257
00:13:25,427 --> 00:13:27,457
You've got to look
to the future, sir.
258
00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:29,458
Put the past behind you.
259
00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:31,567
Oh, I guess, you're right.
260
00:13:33,436 --> 00:13:35,486
- What's for dinner?
- Leftovers.
261
00:13:38,425 --> 00:13:41,565
Now, hold it, hold it!
Who do we have here?
262
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,415
- We met at the mall.
- What's your name, son?
263
00:13:45,434 --> 00:13:46,554
This.
264
00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:52,634
This is a stick with
a snake wrapped around it.
265
00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,563
It's a symbol, like prince?
266
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,594
Prince who?
267
00:13:56,614 --> 00:13:59,513
See? That's exactly why fathers
ain't allowed at the mall.
268
00:13:59,532 --> 00:14:00,552
Mm-hmm.
269
00:14:03,432 --> 00:14:04,621
[humming]
270
00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:09,622
Uh, what's this thing?
271
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,630
It's a symbol,
for get out of my house!
272
00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:17,529
Daddy, I love him!
273
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,429
Keep it up, sir..
274
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,589
...and I'll be all
you have left.
275
00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:29,449
[instrumental music]
276
00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:35,467
Bam! You owe me,
that's boardwalk with a hotel.
277
00:14:35,488 --> 00:14:37,388
That's two grand, thank you.
278
00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:41,366
Community chest.
279
00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:42,416
Ah, yes, and what a lovely
280
00:14:42,437 --> 00:14:44,556
community it is.
281
00:14:44,576 --> 00:14:46,626
Coming through,
coming through.
282
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:49,495
Hey, Carlton,
where you been, man?
283
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,464
I was watching
the sun set
284
00:14:51,485 --> 00:14:54,545
over the bank of America
building.
285
00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:56,525
Well, I think
you know everybody.
286
00:14:56,544 --> 00:14:58,423
Oh, except Latanya.
287
00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:00,504
Hello.
288
00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:02,483
I'd like to set
the record straight
289
00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:04,602
before any other woman
comes on to me.
290
00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:09,422
I'm in a monogamous
relationship.
291
00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:10,423
Really? How long?
292
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,402
It's going on five hours.
293
00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:14,622
I'd appreciate it
if you scavengers
294
00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:16,431
refrained from eating this.
295
00:15:16,452 --> 00:15:18,461
I'm saving it for my Jacqueline.
296
00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:20,551
Jacqueline is
his imaginary friend.
297
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,419
Hey!
298
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,370
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey, my
brother, can I help you?
299
00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:30,629
Yeah, man, this is where
the party at?
300
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,568
What party, man?
301
00:15:36,589 --> 00:15:40,568
The party we paid
$25 a piece to go to.
302
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:43,378
Say, where's en vogue?
303
00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:45,506
Hey, my brother, I think
you got the wrong crib, man.
304
00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,416
This is apartment 2-0-6, right?
305
00:15:47,437 --> 00:15:49,527
Well, yeah, man, but it ain't--
306
00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:51,387
Read it and weep, man.
307
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:57,565
"It's the rump-bakin',
booty-shakin'
308
00:15:57,586 --> 00:16:01,555
don't miss the mixin',
apartment 2-0-6?"
309
00:16:01,575 --> 00:16:04,435
- This is Jazz's handwriting.
- How do you know?
310
00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:07,424
All the letters is cut
out of magazines.
311
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,374
- Hey!
- What's up with you, man?
312
00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:11,533
Hey, hey, hey, my brother,
listen this is a private party
313
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,473
and y'all have to step.
314
00:16:13,492 --> 00:16:15,572
Not without my $25.
315
00:16:15,593 --> 00:16:18,353
Get out or I'll call security.
316
00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:21,592
Not old dude
with the flashlight!
317
00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:24,581
- He carries a whistle, too.
- 'Whoo! Ooh!'
318
00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:28,411
Alright, man, we don't want
that kind of trouble.
319
00:16:28,431 --> 00:16:30,591
Guess we'll just go home
and watch some TV.
320
00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,549
Sounds like a good idea,
my brother.
321
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:36,559
Hey! Hey.
322
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,529
Why don't you take the pictures
off the wall while you're at it?
323
00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:44,369
Good idea, goes nice
with my new TV.
324
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:49,387
Hey, look, Carlton, if anybody
else comes, you take care of it.
325
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,577
I'm getting our stuff back.
326
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:53,407
Hey, come back here
with our stuff!
327
00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,566
This should
cover your $25.
328
00:16:56,587 --> 00:16:58,537
Oh, the blender's
still on warranty.
329
00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:02,466
Hm, looks like your
Jacqueline stood you up.
330
00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:05,605
It also looked like Loni
and Burt had a good marriage.
331
00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:10,375
Come on, dance with me,
you freak.
332
00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,484
Maybe if you asked me
nicely.
333
00:17:14,353 --> 00:17:15,573
This party's played out.
334
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,624
Oh, tell Will the crib is dope.
335
00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:20,503
Like that's all I got
on my mind.
336
00:17:23,362 --> 00:17:27,361
Oh, come on, Jacqueline,
my bedtime's coming soon.
337
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:33,480
[instrumental music]
338
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,590
[Bobby Vinton singing "Lonely"]
339
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:52,388
♪ Lonely ♪
340
00:17:52,408 --> 00:17:56,437
♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪
341
00:17:56,457 --> 00:18:00,496
♪ I have nobody ♪
342
00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:03,547
♪ For my own ♪
343
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:07,596
♪ Ooooooh
I'm so lonely ♪
344
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,565
♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪
345
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:13,466
- Birdman?
- Jacqueline.
346
00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:16,435
♪ Wish I had someone ♪
347
00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:19,404
Wait, I thought there were
going to be other people
here.
348
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:22,383
Well, there were, they left.
349
00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:24,373
Some with lovely parting gifts.
350
00:18:25,613 --> 00:18:27,552
Maybe I better leave, too.
351
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,343
No, don't.
352
00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:33,582
Um, I-I went and got us some
dinner from Chez Paul's.
353
00:18:33,602 --> 00:18:35,501
Uh, filet mignon?
354
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:38,372
Thanks, but I don't
eat red meat.
355
00:18:39,431 --> 00:18:41,410
I'll give it up, too.
356
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:42,520
No need, Birdman.
357
00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:46,401
Uh, Jacqueline.
358
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,539
H-How about a dance
before you go?
359
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,360
Uh, to christen the new crib.
360
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:55,388
It'd be my first dance
with a brother from Bel-Air.
361
00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:58,358
Better take the opportunity,
there aren't too many of us.
362
00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:02,337
Alright.
363
00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:06,538
[Bobby Vinton singing "Lonely"]
364
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,405
♪ Lonely ♪
365
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:18,605
♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪
366
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,596
Wh-What is this, anyway?
367
00:19:20,615 --> 00:19:23,404
Bobby Vinton, the Polish prince.
368
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,434
Oh, I have some Manilow
if you prefer.
369
00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:29,564
No, no, no, the Polish
prince
will do just fine.
370
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:36,552
♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪
371
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:40,463
♪ Wish I had someone ♪
372
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:44,402
♪ To call on the phone ♪
373
00:19:44,421 --> 00:19:49,490
♪ Oh now I'm a soldier ♪
374
00:19:49,511 --> 00:19:52,441
- It's my Jacqueline.
- It's my TV!
375
00:19:57,389 --> 00:20:02,338
♪ Through no wish of my own ♪
376
00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:05,388
♪ That's why I'm lonely ♪
377
00:20:06,449 --> 00:20:09,488
♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪
378
00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:15,417
♪ I wish that I could go.. ♪♪
379
00:20:15,436 --> 00:20:16,556
Jackie?
380
00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:20,356
Oh, my God, Will!
381
00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:22,325
[shouting]
Will!
382
00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:27,345
No! No! No!
383
00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:30,334
No! No! No! No!
384
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:34,465
[instrumental music]
385
00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:41,534
Go, peacock! Go, peacock!
386
00:20:41,554 --> 00:20:43,463
Go, peacock! Go, peacock!
387
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:45,523
Go, peacock! Go, peacock!
388
00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,383
Go!
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