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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,249 THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON 2 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:34,015 I'm not that weird. 3 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:39,355 Some of my ideas might sound a little weird, but... 4 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,727 She's obsessed! 5 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:46,062 Go ahead and nod, but she is. 6 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:49,967 What happens to unworn clothes? 7 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,199 She goes crazy every season. 8 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,831 Her clothes won't fit! 9 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:57,810 Wool is made from elastic fibers, it shrinks. 10 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,644 She didn't gain weight, her clothes shrunk! 11 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,343 Chocolate is not fattening. 12 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:07,285 It helps you lose weight. 13 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:11,553 The energy makes you more active and you burn fat. 14 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:15,152 She pigs out on chocolate every night. 15 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,358 It's my fault she gains weight. 16 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,992 I put too much oil on her salad! 17 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,833 Pictures change. 18 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,929 At first you hate yourself. 19 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,998 Months later you realize you've changed. 20 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,409 What are you like in pictures? 21 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:34,277 You are what you are! 22 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:37,511 A few months later, you are what you were. 23 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,711 Big deal! 24 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:42,346 Pictures improve with time. 25 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,358 Okay, so we get older... 26 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,258 But I don't want to face that. 27 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:52,231 Life is too short to waste on mistakes. 28 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,997 You have to plan everything to a "T". 29 00:03:56,035 --> 00:04:01,132 Life is too short to waste on planning everything. 30 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,575 You gotta be flexible! 31 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:07,376 The only way to keep control is to be organized. 32 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,381 The only way to keep control is to be unorganized. 33 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:12,908 The only way to keep control... 34 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:15,751 - Is to be unorganized. - You're right. 35 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,688 I lost my lighter. 36 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:22,855 Being jealous means you're afraid to lose the other person. 37 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:26,593 Being jealous means you don't trust the other person. 38 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:29,898 So when you're jealous, it's love! 39 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:34,396 If there's no trust, you're not in love! 40 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,977 THEY DON'T MAKE LOVE LIKE THEY USED TO 41 00:04:56,763 --> 00:05:00,028 - When did you find out? - At the video store. 42 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:04,401 I pick a movie and Andrea says we've seen it. 43 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:07,566 Maybe he saw it, but I didn't! 44 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:12,545 He starts making up crap, saying someone lent him that movie. 45 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:15,912 Then I remembered we never saw that movie 46 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,882 Because it was playing at Mignon. 47 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:21,512 - Who takes your tickets at Mignon? - Silvia, his ex! 48 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,454 Of course he denies everything. 49 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:27,551 He didn't go there to see the movie, he went there to see... 50 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:29,891 - The sex bomb. - So, I decided. 51 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,398 There is a lack of trust here! 52 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:35,732 So I go: "What else has he hid from me?" 53 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:39,363 He goes: "I hate jealousy. Change or it's over." 54 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:43,308 So I go: "I'm not changing, it's over." 55 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,904 Since he's a wimp, he gave in. 56 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:50,405 Love means leaving room for mistakes. 57 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,440 No. 58 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:53,976 Love means never having to say: "I told you so". 59 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,749 Well, I told him so. 60 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:57,813 Ex's are just that: Ex! 61 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,723 Andrea. 62 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:08,530 We said we either get married or break up. 63 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,662 So we broke up. 64 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:14,936 But there's one thing I don't get. 65 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,840 Who broke up with who? 66 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:21,939 If I broke up with you, it's my own fault. 67 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:25,383 But if you broke up with me... 68 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,817 Pick up the phone! 69 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:29,151 I'm not calling to argue. 70 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,767 There's someone in here! 71 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:25,572 It's gonna be a while! 72 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,251 I'm just here to say bon voyage. 73 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,856 Mother says no more girl scout trips because it's time to mature. 74 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:51,428 I need to travel and have my own experiences. 75 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:55,332 Guys, let's go! 76 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:58,002 Proceed, I don't want to delay you. 77 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,376 You didn't see me here! 78 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:13,055 Hello, Mother. Ciao. 79 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,754 No, everything is fine. 80 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,856 I couldn't find them. 81 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,357 Quit going ballistic, the train was late! 82 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:25,234 I know, but... 83 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:26,796 I have a wicked idea! 84 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,934 I can get an Inter Rail ticket. 85 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:33,810 I'll travel Europe and have my own experiences. 86 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,543 I won't ruin your vacation! 87 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,476 I'm almost 15! 88 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,388 Good job, Martina. You act older. 89 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:47,882 I know, I'm mature for my age. 90 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,726 But call me Meggy. 91 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:53,061 Martina sounds old! Thanks. 92 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:56,228 Meggy isn't even short for Martina. 93 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,862 Like I know! It's way unfair. 94 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,903 Granny said that Mother said 95 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,969 I could stay at your house since you got dumped 96 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,913 And weren't going anywhere. 97 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,746 What? I dumped him! 98 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:14,742 I made all the decisions, as usual. 99 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:18,655 Can't they mind their own business? 100 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:22,650 You don't have a book, do you? 101 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,459 I'm not that stereotypical! 102 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:28,092 - - I have a book. Take another one. 103 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:33,905 Give me the one I have to read for summer homework. 104 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,669 Sure! 105 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:39,110 That one about teen angst... 106 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,944 - Young Holden? - No... 107 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,040 - Young Turles? - No... 108 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,848 - Young Werther? - Yes, that one. 109 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,650 They still make kids read those? 110 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:57,095 - 285! - Come on! 111 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:59,359 The German version is in there too. 112 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:05,804 I lived with a guy for 8 years who used his mother's bank account! 113 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:10,036 I had to thank his mother too for gifts he got me. 114 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:13,444 He couldn't make a decision! 115 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:18,747 When you ask him a question you have to answer it too. 116 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:23,244 How could I diet when he always cooked me things? 117 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:28,182 - You said we'd split it! - No, this is the last piece. 118 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,786 This is the Peace Pie. 119 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:33,732 Andrea made it whenever we argued. 120 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,700 Then we'd make up. 121 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,760 There's ice cream in the freezer. 122 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:43,773 This is good because of its secret ingredient. 123 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,641 Actually there are two. 124 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,646 Ginger and cinnamon. 125 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,512 He couldn't even decide on that. 126 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:54,110 - There's only one secret ingredient. - Got a picture of Andrea? 127 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,485 In the trash. 128 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:59,685 Under there, in the trash. 129 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:04,629 Are you nuts? You trashed 8 years of pictures! 130 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,758 Only where you could see him. 131 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:22,138 The world passed right by us! 132 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:26,084 People got married and the cute guys came out of the closet. 133 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:30,612 It's not my fault the train broke and I was late! 134 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:34,889 Scout camp could have been a major educational experience! 135 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:37,692 You can't dump someone after 8 years! 136 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,858 Especially at your age! 137 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:44,666 You wanna be free but you're too young. 138 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:49,335 When you are free, you're too old to enjoy it! 139 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:03,716 As if I would go with you and those wrinkly old farts! 140 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:08,023 As it is, our hometown reeks! 141 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,327 You don't trust me. 142 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:17,495 Sibilla Balzarro went to the States by herself when she was 13! 143 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,738 Yes, I would jump off a bridge if she did! 144 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,744 All teenagers copy each other. 145 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:28,907 We lack major equilibrium, I didn't choose to be your daughter! 146 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,645 You chose to be my mother! 147 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:36,087 Your daughter needs to go on vacation with her friends. 148 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,319 If you won't take her because you're selfish, 149 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,225 Then I'll take my niece. 150 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:45,356 Why? Why can't I go to scout camp? 151 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,163 You know what I'm like? 152 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,329 What are you like? 153 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,965 Martina is staying with me. 154 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,839 It's Meggy, not Martina. 155 00:12:56,876 --> 00:13:00,369 Whatever. Have a nice trip. 156 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,279 Your mother is terrible! 157 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,977 I have to live with her all year. 158 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,009 How can we be sisters? 159 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,422 I'll take you, if you want. 160 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,020 Where are these girl scouts? 161 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,693 I'm not waiting for Andrea's call. 162 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,568 My friends are in Greece. 163 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,539 Nice, especially since you're taking classical studies. 164 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,702 Where exactly? 165 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,110 Ios, in the Cyclades. 166 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,278 Beaches, hot sun... 167 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,414 Sorry, I can't. 168 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:48,621 I break out in a rash if I get too much sun. 169 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,592 Stop looking at me like that. 170 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,762 Don't you dare cry! 171 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:17,078 Stefy! Over here. 172 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,885 Everyone's feet stinks! 173 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,294 There's fresh air over here. 174 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,467 I love you, Auntie! 175 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:08,030 That's sweet of you. 176 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,634 Too bad we never hang out, you're a nice person. 177 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,374 No, I'm not. 178 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,007 I'm like a total liar. 179 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:21,714 I try to tell the truth, but something else comes out. 180 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,622 It's because of your mother! 181 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,235 I missed the train on purpose. 182 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,797 I'm mature enough to be on my own. 183 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,241 Never mind. 184 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,938 Once you see your friends it won't be a lie anymore. 185 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,471 Sweet dreams. 186 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,109 I sort of like told another lie... 187 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:55,485 But I can't tell you, 'cause you'd get mad. 188 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,359 I won't get angry. 189 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,367 My friends aren't in Greece, they're in Spain. 190 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:17,399 I caused this royal mess to go to los. 191 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,346 The island of love, it's always been my dream! 192 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,179 And there I will lose my virginity. 193 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,184 If not there, where? 194 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,983 Who said you have to? 195 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,820 It's a big deal for me! 196 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:35,760 Guys get turned off because they can tell I'm still a virgin! 197 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:51,171 Stop staring, go back to sleep! 198 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,838 You sleep, I have to learn! 199 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,541 Now what? 200 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,049 Do you hate me now that I told you the truth? 201 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:37,649 You grownups always want us to lie behind your backs. 202 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,989 You're like Mother, 203 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,960 You can't handle the truth! 204 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:49,331 I'm in charge of you now, this is too big of a responsibility. 205 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,996 I can handle the truth. 206 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:55,940 It's that you want to do it with a complete stranger! 207 00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,773 Listen to me! 208 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,543 It will be horrible and you'll remember it forever. 209 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,984 No. I'm going to have a triple orgasm. 210 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,056 I read all about it. 211 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,117 You have to be relaxed. 212 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:20,458 You have to practice first. 213 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:25,596 So when you fall in love you don't give a bad impression! 214 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,265 What kind of logic is that? 215 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,537 That's my philosophy. 216 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,996 How old were you the first time you did it? 217 00:18:57,035 --> 00:19:00,096 You do it when you're ready. 218 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,437 Okay, I was 19. 219 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,375 Were you in love? 220 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,072 Of course. 221 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,707 How was it? 222 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:15,209 - It just was! - See? 223 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,246 You were in love and it sucked. 224 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:22,523 - It was my first time! - You should have done it before. 225 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,553 - Before what? - Before the first time. 226 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,104 Do you only do weird things? 227 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,773 You eat dessert before your meal? 228 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,442 Who decides what's normal? 229 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,817 Weren't you on a diet? 230 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:24,481 Chocolate makes you lose weight. 231 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,320 I knew it! 232 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,197 It's exactly like Andrea's cake! 233 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,293 Some secret! They make it here. 234 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,304 It's really good, though. 235 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,831 Not as good as his. 236 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:46,141 What are you doing? 237 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:50,308 My head has to be in the North or I can't sleep. 238 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,579 Get up, I need to move the bed. 239 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:11,533 - Is this your summer homework? - Yes. 240 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,471 What if he does tantric sex? 241 00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,407 I'll have to do it for 5 hours! 242 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,410 You have a serious problem. 243 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,379 I know, my hormones are out of control. 244 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,643 Let's go to the beach! 245 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,014 No, the sun is too hot. 246 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:27,917 Let's take a nap. 247 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,479 I'm almost 15, I'll sleep when I'm old. 248 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:14,221 There's your last chance. 249 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,963 - She must be 30! - Exactly. 250 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,869 Wouldn't you put out at her age? 251 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,033 If I was a woman I'd put out non-stop. 252 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:37,681 Italian? 253 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,124 I'm Marco, this is Pippo. 254 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,718 Stefania, nice to meet you. This is my niece Meggy. 255 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:46,720 Where is everyone on this island? 256 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:49,598 - What are we? - I mean everyone... 257 00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:52,069 They party at night and sleep all day. 258 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,438 And you losers go to bed early. 259 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,238 Don't you want a tan? 260 00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:01,178 The sun is bad for you at this time of day. 261 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:05,275 I get polymorphous light eruption. 262 00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,554 Are you going to the Scorpion tonight? 263 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,288 Yuck! 264 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,695 Only toddlers go there! 265 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:25,399 Since you insist on talking to us, let's take a test. 266 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,840 "What are you like in bed?" 267 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:32,333 "A friend invites you to a partouze." 268 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:35,244 - What's that? - An orgy. 269 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,005 "What do you do?" 270 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,313 A. You are shocked and decline. 271 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:43,287 B. You go check it out. 272 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:46,723 C. You plan the next one at your house. 273 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,991 A. I am shocked and decline. 274 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:53,726 - Right? - Well, it depends. 275 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,865 C. The next one would be at my house. 276 00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:01,533 - How would you know? - That's why I choose C! 277 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:04,008 - I choose C too. Pippo? - C. 278 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:08,544 We get five points. Stefania... zero! 279 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:13,549 "How do you feel about someone watching you have sex?" 280 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,451 "A. Major turn-on". I pick A. 281 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,581 Read B and C! 282 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,750 You just want the most points! 283 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,419 Just chill! 284 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,520 Enough talking, I want some action. 285 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,496 Later I'll quiz you on oral sex. 286 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,399 Where are you going? 287 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:33,666 Are you sure you're related? 288 00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:35,673 Unfortunately. 289 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:38,404 Is her best friend her mother? 290 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,969 How do I know? Why? 291 00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,447 Girls like that are teases. 292 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,314 Mothers are an important factor. 293 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:48,012 They don't put out to rebel, they do it when they want to. 294 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,250 Friendship has ruined it for us. 295 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:56,218 - Mother is my best friend. - All you do is fight! 296 00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:58,628 Because of the fight on the phone? 297 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,860 No, I have to go ballistic on her. 298 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:06,201 Otherwise she thinks she isn't a good mother. 299 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:10,334 - We talk about everything. - You can talk to me too. 300 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:15,303 I don't want to be a normal old aunt. 301 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:19,011 I want to be your friend. Do you? 302 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,712 Menopause is lingering and I'm still a virgin! 303 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:22,777 What? 304 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,655 Andrea, it's me. 305 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,559 Was being free a problem with us? 306 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:32,757 I don't think it was. 307 00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:36,859 You went to Lucca in 1997 and I let you sleep there. 308 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,293 And something else... 309 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:44,400 If we had had children, what would we have been like? 310 00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:47,002 Being parents is a pain! 311 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:52,179 Anyway, this freedom thing was a misconception. 312 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:57,212 When you claimed I was holding back your freedom, I was actually... 313 00:25:57,255 --> 00:26:00,885 Well it was for your own good! 314 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,495 Call me if you get this message. 315 00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:10,502 I'm in los, Cyclades. Greece! 316 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:12,765 Some crazy teenager island! 317 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,533 Write this number. 318 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:21,203 Panorama Hotel. You can call collect! 319 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:28,784 Are you not answering because you're screwing Silvia Magliocchetti? 320 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:31,790 Or are you on vacation with her? 321 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:34,485 In either case, you and Silvia can both fuck off! 322 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,789 You idiot! 323 00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:36,884 I could have popped a blood vessel! 324 00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:01,110 You're coming with me. 325 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:02,978 - Why? - Who is this? 326 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,244 - How would I know? - And you're kissing him? 327 00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,718 How else can I get to know him? 328 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,153 Will you get moving! 329 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:13,488 If I only have to make out, I'm set. 330 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:17,894 When I was little I made up new forms of kissing. 331 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:22,025 The penguin, butterfly, chipmunk. 332 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:27,862 I was Epicurean and didn't know it! 333 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,398 We hadn't even studied philosophy yet. 334 00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:34,975 I wasn't even into that guy. 335 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,086 Can I talk about Epicurus? 336 00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:46,489 Epicurus was all: 337 00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:50,893 "The liberation of your passions is the path to happiness. 338 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,193 Through philosophy... 339 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:57,532 Man frees himself from all grievous sentiments." 340 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:07,911 - Have you guys seen Meggy? - She went swimming. 341 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:10,040 - By herself? - Yeah. She'll be fine. 342 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,243 Have a seat. 343 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:16,343 - Want a beer? - At breakfast? 344 00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:19,357 I'd probably puke. 345 00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:26,228 See what I mean? 346 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:31,927 I can't stand seeing everyone so relaxed! 347 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:34,496 Have they done their summer homework? 348 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,136 Selfish. 349 00:30:57,055 --> 00:31:00,081 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS COINCIDENCE 350 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,807 What's your name? 351 00:31:22,747 --> 00:31:24,408 Andrea. 352 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,850 Huh? Aeneas? 353 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,684 Uh, yeah. 354 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,247 Fab! I got an A on The Aeneid! 355 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:59,878 My name's Meggy. 356 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:06,019 - What are you doing? - Drawing. 357 00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:10,085 Well, I'm learning how to draw. 358 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,757 Are you here by yourself? 359 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:16,460 Lucky you! On the island of love... 360 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,868 Are you with your parents? 361 00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:24,675 - I'm with... - Your boyfriend? 362 00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,068 Yeah... I mean... 363 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:30,137 No, he left. 364 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:31,842 It's not "boyfriend". 365 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:34,215 It's either "remorse" or "regret". 366 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,778 Remorse, if you boinked. 367 00:32:37,822 --> 00:32:40,223 Regret, if you didn't. 368 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,818 Which one is he? 369 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:45,420 Remorse. 370 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,626 I'm like way mature for my age. 371 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,361 I'll be in the square tonight, will you? 372 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,689 Hey! 373 00:33:19,897 --> 00:33:21,888 This scale is broken, right? 374 00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:32,599 I found him! The guy who's going to deflower me. 375 00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:36,136 He's gorgeous, funny and a major sex monster. 376 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,478 Like the gay guy in Savage Garden. 377 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,507 His name's Aeneas! Like in The Aeneid! 378 00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:42,610 Which one should I get? 379 00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:46,317 The colored ones are childish, I don't trust "Super-Thin". 380 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,257 "Increased Duration"? 381 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,351 He'll be self-conscious. "Ribbed"? 382 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:52,989 Not the first time! 383 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,398 - Which one? - Get them all. 384 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,094 Oh my God, really? 385 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,734 Not all questions have specific answers. 386 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:10,373 Ask a specific question and you get a specific answer. 387 00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:14,113 What do I do when my orgasm starts? 388 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,280 Nothing! 389 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,052 If it happens, thank God and enjoy it! 390 00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:21,991 Does this embarrass you? 391 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:25,394 - You're avoiding the question! - I am not! 392 00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:28,798 Does the word "orgasm" freak you out? 393 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,859 It's an actual scientific word! 394 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,895 This is the island of love, no one would freak over it. 395 00:34:34,939 --> 00:34:37,704 This club is called 69. 396 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,803 And they have a drink called Orgasm. 397 00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:44,247 - Orgasm! - I get the picture. 398 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:47,343 - Relax. - No one is even looking! 399 00:34:51,289 --> 00:34:54,782 If a dude asks you out, you can't say yes right away. 400 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,659 You have to be all: "I don't know..." 401 00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:00,255 Make him sweat. 402 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:04,425 - Did you say no to Aeneas? - He's different. 403 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:07,131 He was too shy to ask me out. 404 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,936 So I had to be all strategical. 405 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:12,568 I was all: "I'll be in the square tonight..." 406 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:17,013 I set it up without him feeling embarrassed. 407 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:19,710 When are you meeting him? 408 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:23,311 Don't people set exact times and places anymore? 409 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:30,923 Oh my God, I miss him already. 410 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:34,796 - Doesn't he have to sweat? - Like, right. 411 00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:38,797 You have to be way patient! 412 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:42,238 Tell me about it. 413 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:16,537 He's not coming. It's 4:15. 414 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:18,941 - It's late! - It's early! 415 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:23,641 I'm tired. Let's go to bed. 416 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,149 Go ahead! 417 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:29,544 I'm like a total loser! 418 00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:31,851 I'm only into one guy on this island. 419 00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:33,914 And he stood me up! 420 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:36,450 He could have told me! 421 00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:39,020 Men are never upfront with you. 422 00:36:39,063 --> 00:36:43,091 In eight years Andrea couldn't say no. 423 00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:45,967 Always vague about everything. 424 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,335 Let's change islands. 425 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:51,137 They're either too young or too shitty around here. 426 00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:56,841 You want me to pack my bags because some jerk stood you up? 427 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,646 - Yes. - Right. 428 00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:51,028 What's up? 429 00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:53,036 Hey, Potato Head. 430 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,903 Sorry I couldn't make it last night. 431 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,678 - Where? - Out to the square. 432 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:09,619 - You said you'd come too. - Ah, the square. 433 00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:12,055 I was busy. 434 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,658 - Well, later. - Later. 435 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,335 Did you call me? 436 00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:32,865 No. 437 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,792 - I got a present for you. - For me? 438 00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:56,690 Meggy will never read it. 439 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:58,896 Isn't it all descriptions? 440 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:01,303 No, the title is sad. 441 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:05,503 A best-seller title would be "The Loves of Young Werther". 442 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:09,502 We always have to read books about teen angst. 443 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:11,845 - What's the deal? - What do you think? 444 00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:13,816 I know, we're young... 445 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:16,411 You know what it's going to say. 446 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:21,984 "Young people think life is so bad, enjoy it while you can!" 447 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,688 In one ear and out the other! 448 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:28,294 Five more kilometers? 449 00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:32,462 There's no way, the sun's too hot. 450 00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,733 It's Homer's tomb! 451 00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:37,366 Bart, Lisa and Marge might be there! 452 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:40,378 What are you talking about? Don't you know "Odyssey"? 453 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:43,972 Don't you know "The Simpsons"? What about them? 454 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,410 We'll see the tomb another time. 455 00:39:49,453 --> 00:39:52,980 It's not a tomb, it's a cenotaph. 456 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:55,617 All this way and it's not even a tomb. 457 00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:57,957 Cenotaph, an empty tomb! 458 00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:01,355 Oh, it was a joke. 459 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,740 Keep reading, geek. Maybe you'll learn something! 460 00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:14,837 - Fuck you! - You'd like that! 461 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,541 Pippo makes me sick! 462 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,642 Virgin is written all over his face. 463 00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,711 You look like you're going to a porn star convention! 464 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:26,985 I wish I was! 465 00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:29,459 Maybe Aeneas would be nicer to me. 466 00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:33,663 Wait! You're always running. 467 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:36,564 Not existing just sucks! 468 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,900 I don't exist for him. I'm invisible! 469 00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:44,065 He called me "Potato Head"! 470 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,304 So? 471 00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:48,311 It's a term of endearment. 472 00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:49,972 Know what he talked about? 473 00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:52,073 Cartoons! 474 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,711 What will his next topic be? Barbie? 475 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:59,348 I gave up cartoons a whole year ago! 476 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:03,293 What's wrong with cartoons? 477 00:41:03,327 --> 00:41:05,762 Guys grow up slower. 478 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:08,163 I don't even know his cartoons! 479 00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,258 Who's the Hair Bear Bunch? 480 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:14,795 The three bears on an invisible motorcycle! 481 00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:17,171 It was on when I was little. 482 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,370 That was years ago! 483 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:21,811 I used to watch it. 484 00:41:23,614 --> 00:41:25,742 How can this kid know about it? 485 00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:31,449 - How old is this Aeneas? - Don't know and don't care. 486 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,787 Well, I do! 487 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:37,825 It won't work if he's too old. 488 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:41,958 Catherine Zeta-Jones is 30 years younger than Michael Douglas. 489 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:45,060 The art world doesn't count. 490 00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:48,561 Aeneas is an artist. He's a killer drawer! 491 00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:53,544 10 or 15 years difference means he's experienced. 492 00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:56,911 15 years is too much! 493 00:41:56,947 --> 00:42:01,384 When you were coming out of your mother's uterus, 494 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:05,946 He was already trying to get in someone else's! 495 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,688 - Like I care. - Well, the law does! 496 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:12,458 Emotions obey no law! 497 00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:19,633 - He's from a different generation. - Like who cares? 498 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:22,367 He had to get up to change the TV station! 499 00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:26,900 - Why? - There were no remote controls yet! 500 00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:28,673 Shut up! 501 00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:07,247 He's not here! 502 00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:41,012 Hear that? He said you're beautiful. 503 00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:49,453 When he comes, don't say you're my aunt. 504 00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:54,654 Say you're my cousin. 505 00:43:54,698 --> 00:43:58,225 No, say you're my friend. 506 00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:04,534 No, stand over there and scope him out. 507 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:07,670 Then tell me what you think later. 508 00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:10,414 Get moving. 509 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:28,426 Andrea and I broke up exactly ten days ago. 510 00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:31,059 As if anyone cared! 511 00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:41,068 Great! 512 00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,840 Sun rash. 513 00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:47,217 It's your fault! 514 00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:51,119 I told you the sun is too hot at this time of day. 515 00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:54,352 - You know what this means? - You can't lay out anymore. 516 00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:57,520 You ruined my vacation! 517 00:45:22,653 --> 00:45:24,815 It's Meggy! 518 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:29,223 Is there a porn star convention on the island? 519 00:45:29,259 --> 00:45:31,626 No, I'm going to Shooters. 520 00:45:31,662 --> 00:45:34,825 That's a club. You go there at night. 521 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:37,857 I am always ready ahead of time. 522 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:40,461 Aren't you going? 523 00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:43,064 Maybe, I don't know. 524 00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:50,207 - Where are you going now? - Swimming. 525 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:54,480 - If you wanna come... - I'm not wearing my suit! 526 00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:57,419 Well, see you. 527 00:45:57,454 --> 00:46:00,116 When will I see you again? 528 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:04,284 Maybe tonight at Shooters. 529 00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:06,922 Late, though. 530 00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:10,366 Or we'll run into each other, it's a small island. 531 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:17,336 Later, Potato Head. 532 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,964 I have light eruption! 533 00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:50,804 Now I have to go out at night and sleep during the day. 534 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:55,439 - Wanna dance? - I quit dancing. 535 00:46:55,479 --> 00:47:00,280 It should be illegal at a certain age and over a certain waist size! 536 00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:02,342 This music isn't really... 537 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:06,720 - Is that ecstasy? - Antihistamine. 538 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:11,222 Are all guys like this? 539 00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:15,823 They're all: "I'll be there", then they never show up? 540 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:20,201 Guys will promise anything. 541 00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:23,935 They'll take you places, take the trash out... 542 00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:28,707 Once they get what they want... see ya! 543 00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:32,773 I'm a loser! I didn't get to enjoy the first part. 544 00:47:39,656 --> 00:47:44,924 Are we sure this Aeneas really exists? 545 00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:50,025 Now I'll never see him! 546 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:52,126 Let's find out... 547 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:54,069 Aeneas? 548 00:47:54,104 --> 00:47:56,573 - Meggy's here! Clam up! - 549 00:48:24,701 --> 00:48:26,669 Are you angry? 550 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:29,297 I thought you were "way mature". 551 00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:33,709 You humiliated me in public! 552 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:37,009 I was just trying to help. 553 00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:39,607 You're the one who needs help! 554 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:47,750 Your problem is that you do everything backwards. 555 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:51,625 Dessert before salad. Sex before love. 556 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:55,599 You're my problem, and you're clueless about yourself! 557 00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:59,796 - And how am I? - You're anal! 558 00:48:59,836 --> 00:49:02,897 I can imagine you and Andrea boinking. 559 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:07,002 "You're messing up my hair, you're hurting my back!" 560 00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:09,308 "My chiropractor said I can't do that position!" 561 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:12,111 I bet you only do the missionary. 562 00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:15,676 - Admit it! - Men like to feel dominant! 563 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,586 Andrea dumped you for that Magliocchetti chick, 564 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,023 Who boinks 100 times better than you! 565 00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:25,552 I doubt he does the same things with her. 566 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,223 Like what? 567 00:49:28,265 --> 00:49:29,994 Foreplay? 568 00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:31,831 Did he discover your erogenous zones? 569 00:49:31,868 --> 00:49:34,701 Your G-spot? 570 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:44,777 It was something only we did. 571 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,045 Clean up your mess! 572 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:51,554 - What was it? - Not now. It's late. 573 00:49:51,588 --> 00:49:54,785 You can sleep when you're old, but I need sleep now. 574 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:59,092 Duh, you need to sleep! You're way mature for your age! 575 00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:19,548 Fuck off! 576 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:52,340 Breakfast! 577 00:50:56,820 --> 00:51:00,256 Sorry about what I said last night. 578 00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:04,852 You're right. I do everything backwards. 579 00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,228 But I still think you're anal. 580 00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:17,167 - Do you know what I do before sex? - What? 581 00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:20,666 - I fold my clothes. - Shut up! 582 00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:27,449 God, you're a nutcase. - I know. 583 00:51:27,484 --> 00:51:32,513 I try to lighten up but I just can't. 584 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:34,547 Change. 585 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,219 I don't know how. 586 00:51:38,528 --> 00:51:41,623 You totally lie to yourself. 587 00:51:41,665 --> 00:51:47,434 You pretend you're on this major diet, but you eat whatever you want. 588 00:51:47,471 --> 00:51:51,999 You're all: "Chocolate makes you lose weight". 589 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:54,875 Half a piece is way less fattening! 590 00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:57,403 You say you're a loser. 591 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,541 This is the best time of your life! 592 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:02,746 Being 15 sucks! 593 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:05,153 Wait till you're 30! 594 00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:09,081 Peace? 595 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:12,187 - I love you, Auntie. - Me too. 596 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,657 I thought about this creep you like. 597 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,794 Give up. 598 00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:21,566 There are two kinds of women. 599 00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:26,372 Ones who get serious with the wrong guy... like me. 600 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:30,778 And those who never date because they want unattainable guys, like you. 601 00:52:38,622 --> 00:52:40,522 Why is Aeneas unattainable? 602 00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,685 You have nothing to talk about. 603 00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:45,718 People should have things in common. 604 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,163 Like I care! 605 00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:50,257 I just like his body! 606 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,860 Maybe he wants more. 607 00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:54,894 You can leave... 608 00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:59,034 You mean he's not attracted to me? 609 00:52:59,075 --> 00:53:02,807 Maybe he needs a connection with you. 610 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,781 A similar cultural background is important. 611 00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:10,343 Andrea and I grew up in the 80's so we liked the same things. 612 00:53:10,387 --> 00:53:14,187 He fell in love with me because I cried watching "Facts of Life". 613 00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:18,853 We used to watch the same TV shows. 614 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:23,557 "Little House on the Prairie". 615 00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:28,463 "Three's Company", "Bewitched". 616 00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:31,065 "Eight Is Enough". 617 00:53:31,107 --> 00:53:33,508 "Fantasy Island"! 618 00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:38,774 What do you say, I could get my navel pierced! 619 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:45,348 It's hard to talk about the 80's. 620 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:48,358 That was the best decade ever and it's over. 621 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:51,224 - Give me the cortisone. - Do you itch? 622 00:53:51,261 --> 00:53:53,787 No, just to keep you company. 623 00:53:55,098 --> 00:53:56,532 You know what it reminds me of? 624 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,933 In school, my friends and I 625 00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:02,064 Would practice what to say to guys. 626 00:54:02,105 --> 00:54:05,837 If you like a guy, you had to use his words. 627 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:08,845 You had to say what he wanted to hear. 628 00:54:09,813 --> 00:54:11,781 For example? 629 00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:15,483 Talking about old movies was a winner. 630 00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:18,544 - SAY IT IN MY WORDS - ..."Love Story" was perfect. 631 00:54:20,857 --> 00:54:22,723 Then what? 632 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:26,753 To talk about politics without being political, you talked about punk music 633 00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:29,561 Being a counter-reaction to Thatcher. 634 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:32,500 A real artist has to have a nemesis. 635 00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:35,197 I don't understand, but it sounds great. 636 00:54:35,238 --> 00:54:37,332 So I'm all: 637 00:54:37,374 --> 00:54:41,242 "What if all he cares about is physical attraction"? 638 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,406 Who? 639 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:47,246 You! You are not paying attention! 640 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:50,151 You only use single syllable words! 641 00:54:50,186 --> 00:54:52,484 Because I'm drawing! 642 00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:54,854 Come over here and try. 643 00:54:57,027 --> 00:55:01,487 It stimulates your artistic brain and turns off your mouth. 644 00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:03,522 Come on, here's a piece of paper. 645 00:55:03,566 --> 00:55:04,590 Go ahead. 646 00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:08,803 My brain must be in stereo. 647 00:55:08,838 --> 00:55:13,173 I can draw and talk at the same time! 648 00:55:14,778 --> 00:55:19,614 I think it's way important to have similar cultural backgrounds. 649 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:23,847 Let's talk about movies. I think "Love Story" is great. 650 00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:26,356 The book was good too. 651 00:55:26,389 --> 00:55:28,585 Well, I saw the movie! 652 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,322 Maybe they wrote a book afterwards. 653 00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:34,353 Comparing a book to a movie 654 00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:37,230 Is like totally absurd! 655 00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:38,996 How about music? 656 00:55:39,035 --> 00:55:42,096 Thatcher was like royally strict. 657 00:55:42,138 --> 00:55:46,575 - She's not a school teacher. - Okay, so I don't know who she is. 658 00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:48,407 But punk music was a counter-reaction. 659 00:55:48,445 --> 00:55:52,780 - A real artist has to... - Have a nemesis. 660 00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:54,341 Everyone says that. 661 00:55:54,384 --> 00:55:55,783 What is this? 662 00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:58,015 You want right-winged extremism so you can 663 00:55:58,054 --> 00:56:01,456 Iisten to revolutionary music in your bedroom? 664 00:56:03,326 --> 00:56:05,226 Pick another topic. 665 00:56:05,261 --> 00:56:07,286 The 1980's! 666 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:10,698 - The 80's were horrible! - You don't like anything! 667 00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,896 What are we supposed to talk about? 668 00:56:13,903 --> 00:56:16,929 You get one more chance. TV shows. 669 00:56:16,973 --> 00:56:19,670 The "Love Boat" rocked! 670 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:24,271 - And "Eight Is Enough". - Girlie shows. 671 00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:27,113 What about "Facts of Life"? 672 00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:30,848 Could you get any more pathetic? 673 00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:34,721 The best minds of my generation were brainwashed by "Facts of Life". 674 00:56:36,159 --> 00:56:38,787 - You feel all right? - I'm fine. 675 00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:49,705 You're getting sunstroke. 676 00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:09,983 I can't go out like this. 677 00:57:10,026 --> 00:57:12,290 Do I look fat here? 678 00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:14,490 No, it makes you look younger! 679 00:57:16,132 --> 00:57:18,829 - So I look like my grandma? - Let's play a game. 680 00:57:18,868 --> 00:57:23,533 I think of a question in my head and find the answer in a book. 681 00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:26,008 - What kind of game is that? - You'll see. 682 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:28,374 First question. 683 00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:33,043 Answer. 684 00:57:35,251 --> 00:57:38,016 "A 20-minute orgasm". Here we are! 685 00:57:38,054 --> 00:57:41,581 - Massage and stimulation... - Are you insinuating something? 686 00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:47,494 - Of course! - Is that all you men think about? 687 00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:51,398 - This is the island of love! - Sex is highly overrated! 688 00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:54,096 Because you've had it. 689 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,901 For me it's just highly rated! 690 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,874 I just got out of a long relationship. 691 00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,899 Let's... 692 00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:02,605 Let's just be friends, okay? 693 00:58:04,047 --> 00:58:07,449 Know who I am? Every woman's best friend! 694 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:12,012 Does a guy become an enemy after he has sex? 695 00:58:12,055 --> 00:58:13,887 Where's the logic? 696 00:58:13,923 --> 00:58:15,982 We can do it and still be friends. 697 00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:18,392 Listen. 698 00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:20,487 You'll make up for it at 50. 699 00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:23,556 When you're friends are old and gray! 700 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,568 You will still be handsome. 701 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:28,902 God, were you about to boink? 702 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:32,238 Yeah, maybe in 34 years! 703 00:58:32,275 --> 00:58:36,735 Then you can wait, this is way more important. 704 00:58:36,779 --> 00:58:40,306 Okay, we're like a couple now. 705 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:42,512 We argued for an hour. 706 00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:47,422 He hates "The Young Werther", the book you both love! 707 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:50,017 Sorry for the interruption. 708 00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:53,723 The storm has passed, let love come shining through! 709 00:58:56,933 --> 00:59:00,801 This kid hates "Werther" but at least he read it! 710 00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:06,469 I would tell Andrea the plot then he'd act like he read it. 711 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:12,077 You may be from the 80's but you don't understand shit! 712 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,648 You men always bail out of promises. 713 00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:20,452 Like what? 714 00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:23,892 You say you'll take the trash out or whatever, then... 715 00:59:23,927 --> 00:59:26,862 Are you all carbon copies? 716 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,796 You all say the same things! 717 00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:34,237 Women are the ones who don't keep promises. 718 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,541 You never diet the first two months. 719 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:43,843 Then you're allergic to this, that's too fattening... 720 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,609 I'm not like that. 721 00:59:45,648 --> 00:59:48,174 I'm totally straight-up! 722 00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:51,209 Not you, women in general. 723 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,280 My teacher was like that 724 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:57,453 When I was still in school. 725 00:59:57,493 --> 01:00:00,690 She'd be all: "Someone is talking". 726 01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:04,132 Then she'd be all: "It's Vittorio Passarelli"! 727 01:00:06,736 --> 01:00:08,636 Who are you thinking about? 728 01:00:11,741 --> 01:00:13,709 Come on, tell me! 729 01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:22,475 There must be 800 calories in this. 730 01:00:22,518 --> 01:00:24,577 I have a royal problem. 731 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,487 Guess who I remind him of? 732 01:00:26,522 --> 01:00:29,253 - Who? - His ex! 733 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:32,523 - His ex? - Yes, he's still into her. 734 01:00:32,562 --> 01:00:35,054 He got all sad as soon as he mentioned her. 735 01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:39,695 Then you have to find a way to destroy her! 736 01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:43,070 - Groovy, you're on my side! - It's a matter of principle. 737 01:00:43,106 --> 01:00:47,202 You have to ruin the image of ex-girlfriends early on. 738 01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:50,110 They forget about their faults in time 739 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:53,172 And no other woman can ever live up to them! 740 01:00:53,216 --> 01:00:56,481 How can I ruin someone I don't even know? 741 01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:59,386 Did he say anything about her? 742 01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:01,720 What was she like? 743 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,196 She was thin but thought she was fat! 744 01:01:09,232 --> 01:01:14,398 Those girls who try clothes on and say: "I look fat" 745 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:16,769 Just so someone says they're not. 746 01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:20,174 I detest them! 747 01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:24,544 There's only one way to define girls like that, a bitch! 748 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:27,140 Just like all ex's! 749 01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:30,585 We'll totally destroy her. I've already figured her out. 750 01:01:30,620 --> 01:01:33,453 Find out what you can. 751 01:01:33,489 --> 01:01:35,981 I'll handle it, I'll take care of her. 752 01:01:39,429 --> 01:01:40,794 Where are you going? 753 01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:44,664 - To sleep. - It's 9:30, it's early! 754 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:47,568 Aeneas gets up at 7. 755 01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:49,537 We like enjoying the day together. 756 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,167 Didn't you notice? 757 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:56,509 - Awesome! New clothes! - No, they're yours! 758 01:01:56,546 --> 01:02:00,346 It makes you look younger! 759 01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:10,483 I wanna know everything about your past and your ex. 760 01:02:10,526 --> 01:02:12,824 It will help me know you better. 761 01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:16,560 - What? - It will help me know you better. 762 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,195 Differences. 763 01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:23,763 I'd lose things and she'd always find them. 764 01:02:23,806 --> 01:02:26,969 I'd run out of money and she has a hidden stash. 765 01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:30,377 I sleep at night and she stays awake. 766 01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:34,281 I have a headache and she shows up with aspirin. 767 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:39,116 She likes mountains, I like the sea. 768 01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:41,556 She's... and I'm... 769 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:44,891 She goes... and I go... 770 01:02:44,927 --> 01:02:47,328 You couldn't really agree on anything! 771 01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:49,388 Not really. 772 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:53,665 At first we cherished our differences. 773 01:02:53,703 --> 01:02:56,297 We thought they would enrich us. 774 01:02:56,339 --> 01:03:01,106 Then she suddenly decided we had to be the same. 775 01:03:01,144 --> 01:03:03,442 I had to be just like her. 776 01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:06,540 You don't know her, being like her is... 777 01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:11,315 I would never dream of changing you! 778 01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:18,625 I've got a lot of ideas and plans. 779 01:03:18,661 --> 01:03:21,358 She'd cut them all down. 780 01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:23,957 I'd tell her about an idea and she'd say: "No". 781 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,594 No to everything! 782 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:29,537 I am the queen of recognizing hip ideas! 783 01:03:29,572 --> 01:03:32,371 All of my CD's are at the top of the charts. 784 01:03:35,044 --> 01:03:37,103 - Hit me. - What? 785 01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:40,343 - Tell me an idea! - Just like that? 786 01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:45,583 - Come on, man! - I don't know, nothing comes to me. 787 01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:47,646 - Come on! - All right. 788 01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:52,455 I write them in here. 789 01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:54,293 You never know. 790 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:57,732 I might need them someday. 791 01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,462 How about this one... 792 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,436 I could open a store... 793 01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:06,942 No, not this one. 794 01:04:08,744 --> 01:04:11,236 This one has already been done. 795 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,749 Really? No way! 796 01:04:14,016 --> 01:04:16,178 Listen to this one. 797 01:04:16,219 --> 01:04:19,746 This sounds stupid. 798 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:23,123 I'm a guy who... 799 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:25,753 I think you're a total genius. 800 01:04:39,475 --> 01:04:42,809 Oh my God, he sells ideas! 801 01:04:42,845 --> 01:04:45,212 Who doesn't? 802 01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:47,376 Andrea tried to, too. 803 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:50,317 He wasn't good at it because he wasn't self-confident. 804 01:04:50,353 --> 01:04:51,582 I kept telling him. 805 01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:58,390 How cute, they're making love! 806 01:04:58,427 --> 01:05:01,727 I think I like this Aeneas! 807 01:05:01,764 --> 01:05:03,493 He sounds perfect for me. 808 01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:07,594 - Friends don't steal boyfriends! - I know! 809 01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:09,628 But he sounds really cool. 810 01:05:09,672 --> 01:05:11,936 And he went out with a bitch. 811 01:05:11,974 --> 01:05:13,942 It figures! 812 01:05:13,976 --> 01:05:16,968 Two nice people never go out. 813 01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:20,176 It's always one good and one bad person. 814 01:05:20,216 --> 01:05:23,151 That's why I went out with Andrea. 815 01:05:23,185 --> 01:05:25,620 What else did he say? 816 01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:29,023 She wanted to change him into her. 817 01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:32,824 No, the classic mistake! 818 01:05:32,862 --> 01:05:35,160 You can't change people. 819 01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:36,392 But he stayed himself. 820 01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:39,891 - And the bitch dumped him. - Good for him. 821 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:43,964 - There's a real man. - No, I doubt he beats women. 822 01:05:44,006 --> 01:05:45,667 He's just the cheating type. 823 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:49,338 How awful! He cheated on her! 824 01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:55,113 They've been at it for 20 minutes! 825 01:05:55,151 --> 01:05:57,483 - Did he cheat on her? - They can, why can't I? 826 01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,648 Did he cheat on her or not? 827 01:05:59,689 --> 01:06:01,851 I don't know, I didn't ask. 828 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:05,293 You're still here? Go find out! 829 01:06:07,096 --> 01:06:09,030 Knock it off! 830 01:06:14,003 --> 01:06:18,133 I can't believe you sleep all day and I sleep at night. 831 01:06:18,174 --> 01:06:20,438 You should have come with someone your own age! 832 01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:23,171 Get moving! 833 01:07:04,487 --> 01:07:07,013 - I found out. - He cheated? 834 01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:08,820 Affirmative. 835 01:07:12,962 --> 01:07:16,296 I think cheating is morally wrong. People shouldn't cheat... 836 01:07:16,332 --> 01:07:20,667 But now that we've analyzed the entire situation, 837 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:24,435 I'd say the bitch deserved it. 838 01:07:26,108 --> 01:07:27,940 Poor girl! 839 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,375 - You wanna hear? - Yes! 840 01:07:33,416 --> 01:07:36,283 He did it with an ex-ex. 841 01:07:36,318 --> 01:07:40,778 - Two girlfriends ago. - Then she's a double bitch! 842 01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:45,351 They couldn't see each other because bitch number 1 wouldn't let them. 843 01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:47,260 Of course! 844 01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:51,062 It's easy to screw an ex because you've already done it! 845 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,330 Can I continue? 846 01:07:53,369 --> 01:07:56,532 He sees this ex-ex again 847 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:59,564 And old memories resurface in him. 848 01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:02,771 - And they had sex. - No! Way worse! 849 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:04,576 What could be worse? 850 01:08:04,613 --> 01:08:08,311 They spent the whole night wrapped in each other's arms 851 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:11,479 Crying and solving unresolved things. 852 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,854 The next morning they were healed. 853 01:08:14,890 --> 01:08:17,382 Healed by love! 854 01:08:22,698 --> 01:08:24,496 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ΜΕ 855 01:08:24,533 --> 01:08:27,195 Disgusting! 856 01:08:27,236 --> 01:08:29,227 IF WE GOT BACK TOGETHER, I WOULD: 857 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:37,137 That's it! I'm getting rid of this. 858 01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:39,739 Voice mail is the most useless thing in the world! 859 01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:43,810 Andrea is with that sex bomb and hasn't left any messages! 860 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:46,584 No more wrinkle-free cream or medicines! 861 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:50,024 You can have all my hidden chocolate! 862 01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:51,288 Here. 863 01:08:51,327 --> 01:08:54,957 Diets are against nature. 864 01:08:54,997 --> 01:08:57,125 From now on I'm eating and drinking! 865 01:08:57,166 --> 01:09:02,002 It isn't food that makes you fat, it's guilt! 866 01:09:02,037 --> 01:09:05,940 I'm tired of hearing "it makes you look younger"! 867 01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:09,673 - You're going nuts. - No, I'm normal now. 868 01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:12,340 This cake made me realize it. 869 01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:15,043 I like it better than Andrea's! 870 01:09:15,084 --> 01:09:20,523 Now go tell Aeneas he wasted years on the wrong person. 871 01:09:20,556 --> 01:09:22,718 It's time to start over and live! 872 01:09:22,758 --> 01:09:25,750 - I'm gonna do it. - Go. 873 01:09:25,794 --> 01:09:28,354 - I'm taking your chocolate. Okay. 874 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:32,529 - I'm going to eat it. - Sure. 875 01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:34,195 It makes you lose weight. 876 01:09:34,236 --> 01:09:37,171 But half a piece is even less fattening. 877 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:50,216 Your relationship totally sucked. 878 01:09:50,252 --> 01:09:53,415 She was all anal and tried to change you. 879 01:09:53,455 --> 01:09:57,392 She was clueless about your creativity and hated your friends. 880 01:09:57,426 --> 01:10:00,327 She was jealous about your ex's. 881 01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:02,626 I hope I'm not going overboard, 882 01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:07,899 But you wasted years on someone who wasn't all that. 883 01:10:10,573 --> 01:10:13,235 You are such a honey! 884 01:10:18,414 --> 01:10:20,644 Isn't all that chocolate... 885 01:10:20,683 --> 01:10:22,583 Fattening? 886 01:10:22,618 --> 01:10:24,746 No. Because I don't feel guilty. 887 01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:30,248 Aeneas was all: "What are we doing tonight?" 888 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:34,820 I'm no longer a potato head, I'm a human girl! 889 01:10:34,863 --> 01:10:38,458 - So? - What's going to happen? 890 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:41,959 Whatever happens, happens. 891 01:10:42,004 --> 01:10:44,564 Don't you get it, it's a royal mess! 892 01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:47,907 I'll look like a total loser with the guy I'm in love with! 893 01:10:47,943 --> 01:10:50,412 Oh my God, I'm in love! 894 01:10:50,446 --> 01:10:53,245 We should have done it before. 895 01:10:53,282 --> 01:10:55,307 You're coming too! 896 01:10:55,351 --> 01:10:57,649 Are you crazy? 897 01:10:57,686 --> 01:11:01,714 It's your responsibility, I'm a minor! 898 01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:05,557 You want to rebel and expect me to give you permission? 899 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:07,619 I've quit mothering people. 900 01:11:07,663 --> 01:11:10,223 Look what happened with Andrea! 901 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,099 Now he's screwing the sex bomb! 902 01:11:13,135 --> 01:11:16,230 If you're ready, do it. 903 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,070 This is your problem. 904 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,371 So like, my heart will guide me? 905 01:11:20,409 --> 01:11:24,778 Something will guide you but it won't be your heart. 906 01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:28,113 - A different organ? - Yes. 907 01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:31,017 - A sex organ? - Guess so. 908 01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:38,090 What's our song? 909 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,416 You wanna come up? 910 01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:17,191 You didn't bring anything to drink! 911 01:13:40,315 --> 01:13:45,981 What do you want? - An orgasm. If they have it. 912 01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:59,197 - What do you wanna do? - Let's mosh. 913 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:35,228 I'm not uncomfortable talking about sex with you. 914 01:14:35,270 --> 01:14:38,001 What do you want to talk about? 915 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:41,442 - Duration. - All right, duration. 916 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:44,708 I bet the guys you've had all had that problem. 917 01:14:44,746 --> 01:14:47,477 - Yes. - See? 918 01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:48,984 It's not their fault. 919 01:14:49,017 --> 01:14:51,179 It was because they were inexperienced. 920 01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:56,249 Sex is being aware, experimenting and exploring. 921 01:14:56,291 --> 01:15:00,057 I finally found my own method. 922 01:15:00,095 --> 01:15:02,154 What? 923 01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:04,165 Breathe in your chakra? 924 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:07,169 What? - It's tantric sex. 925 01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,762 - You like tantric sex? - Of course! 926 01:15:09,805 --> 01:15:11,239 I don't. 927 01:15:11,273 --> 01:15:14,675 It's like studying extinct languages, Latin or Greek. 928 01:15:14,710 --> 01:15:18,010 I worked out my own method. 929 01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:20,481 When the situation... 930 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:24,077 Gets critical, 931 01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:26,747 I focus on Richie Cunningham's mom. 932 01:15:26,788 --> 01:15:28,483 Then the system shuts down. 933 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:32,757 When the situation in my other half cools down, 934 01:15:32,794 --> 01:15:35,195 I change channels in my head again. 935 01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:37,392 To see what's there. There's always a game show. 936 01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:39,230 And then ready, set, go! 937 01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:41,293 I don't feel well. 938 01:15:42,571 --> 01:15:44,437 I'm going back to my tent. 939 01:15:46,808 --> 01:15:48,003 Goodnight. 940 01:15:50,445 --> 01:15:51,844 Goodnight? 941 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,645 What's this? 942 01:15:57,452 --> 01:15:59,784 So Werther... 943 01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:03,314 Doesn't kill himself because of love, 944 01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:05,326 But because of lack of love. 945 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,887 It even says it in the preface! 946 01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:12,367 Anyway, it has a bad ending! 947 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:15,632 At least he found love. 948 01:16:15,671 --> 01:16:19,801 There are more important things than books. 949 01:16:22,945 --> 01:16:25,971 Help, I can't hold back! 950 01:16:26,014 --> 01:16:28,449 Something is taking control of me! 951 01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:30,508 I have to dance! 952 01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:06,251 - All the photocopies... - What photocopies? 953 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:53,961 Oh my God, what's happening to me? 954 01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:58,769 If I can kiss you, then I'm capable of anything! 955 01:17:58,807 --> 01:18:00,297 Thanks a lot! 956 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,422 Here. 957 01:18:23,198 --> 01:18:25,565 Goodnight. 958 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,175 I'm in love with you. 959 01:19:39,007 --> 01:19:41,669 Are we going to have sex now? 960 01:20:28,390 --> 01:20:31,724 Oh my God, Aeneas is dead! 961 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,825 Slow down, you're hurting me! 962 01:20:36,865 --> 01:20:38,162 Stop it! 963 01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:43,334 He's in there. 964 01:20:43,371 --> 01:20:45,931 You look, I'll freak out. 965 01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:56,143 What is it? 966 01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:59,779 - Tell me you didn't do it! - You said you wouldn't care. 967 01:20:59,821 --> 01:21:03,553 - Tell me you didn't do it! - No, we just kissed! 968 01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:07,392 - Get her out of here. No, let go of me! 969 01:21:07,429 --> 01:21:10,160 Will you chill? 970 01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:43,125 Oh, fuck off! 971 01:21:43,164 --> 01:21:45,326 I get the point! 972 01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:14,486 Is he okay, is he dead? 973 01:22:14,529 --> 01:22:18,124 No, he's better off than both of us. 974 01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:23,627 - He's cute, isn't he? - He's all right. 975 01:22:25,407 --> 01:22:29,344 Sometimes people aren't what they seem. 976 01:22:29,377 --> 01:22:31,607 Not today! 977 01:22:41,489 --> 01:22:46,893 Is it possible that all your life you think you're a certain way, 978 01:22:46,928 --> 01:22:51,490 Then suddenly you find out people think you're something else? 979 01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:54,801 What are you really like? 980 01:22:54,836 --> 01:22:59,831 What you feel inside or how other people see you? 981 01:22:59,874 --> 01:23:03,105 How other people see you. 982 01:23:03,144 --> 01:23:05,613 The majority always rules. 983 01:23:14,055 --> 01:23:15,819 Wish me happy birthday. 984 01:23:17,859 --> 01:23:19,623 I'm 15 today! 985 01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:22,858 Do you want a cake? 986 01:23:22,897 --> 01:23:25,764 Chocolate, ginger and cinnamon okay? 987 01:23:29,437 --> 01:23:31,599 What's wrong? 988 01:23:31,639 --> 01:23:35,269 Being 15 trips me out. 989 01:23:36,578 --> 01:23:40,811 I'm like halfway to being you! 990 01:23:50,258 --> 01:23:52,420 Why aren't you talking? 991 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:55,794 Are you embarrassed about passing out? 992 01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:57,320 Yeah, right. 993 01:23:57,365 --> 01:24:01,268 - Nothing would have happened. - We kissed. 994 01:24:01,302 --> 01:24:03,293 - We did? - Yes. 995 01:24:03,338 --> 01:24:06,933 - It doesn't mean anything. - It does so! 996 01:24:06,975 --> 01:24:08,773 Make a decision. 997 01:24:08,810 --> 01:24:10,744 Yes or no! 998 01:24:13,148 --> 01:24:15,515 You won't decide or you decided no? 999 01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:17,314 I decided no. 1000 01:24:17,352 --> 01:24:20,788 - Why not? - Because I said so. 1001 01:24:20,822 --> 01:24:23,757 You're still thinking about your ex! 1002 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:28,863 But we totally ruined her! 1003 01:24:30,532 --> 01:24:32,660 I'm totally wasting time with you. 1004 01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:34,464 You're probably anal too! 1005 01:24:34,502 --> 01:24:37,665 I bet you fold your clothes before you have sex! 1006 01:24:38,706 --> 01:24:40,765 This was a present for you! 1007 01:25:27,388 --> 01:25:29,823 Ginger and cinnamon. 1008 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:36,563 This freedom thing was a misconception. 1009 01:25:36,598 --> 01:25:41,001 When you claimed I was holding back your freedom I was actually... 1010 01:25:42,637 --> 01:25:44,935 I was doing it for your own good! 1011 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:47,499 If you get this message, call me. 1012 01:25:47,542 --> 01:25:50,102 I'm in los, Cyclades. Greece. 1013 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:52,739 This crazy teenager island. 1014 01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:54,270 Write this number. 1015 01:25:58,186 --> 01:26:01,554 Hotel Panorama. You can call collect. 1016 01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:06,852 Are you not answering because you're screwing Silvia? 1017 01:26:11,366 --> 01:26:14,700 He changed his mind from one day to the next! 1018 01:26:14,736 --> 01:26:17,296 I'm sure he has his reasons. 1019 01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:19,773 Hopefully you'll never find out why. 1020 01:26:19,807 --> 01:26:22,105 He's probably already left the island. 1021 01:26:22,143 --> 01:26:24,111 I won't ever know why, he's a coward. 1022 01:26:24,145 --> 01:26:26,842 The bitch doesn't know he cheated. 1023 01:26:26,881 --> 01:26:29,976 - Stop calling her a bitch. - Why? 1024 01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:32,953 Because I said so. 1025 01:26:32,987 --> 01:26:35,854 Oh my God, it's him! 1026 01:26:35,890 --> 01:26:39,258 - He's gonna see how old I am! - Just eat your candles! 1027 01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:43,959 Happy Birthday! 1028 01:26:43,998 --> 01:26:46,330 Well? 1029 01:26:48,503 --> 01:26:51,837 You look cool in the shirt I got you! 1030 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:57,435 I'm Pippo. 1031 01:27:00,348 --> 01:27:02,840 Stefania, this is Aeneas. 1032 01:27:02,884 --> 01:27:04,978 Nice fucking name you picked out! 1033 01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:19,096 So, how did you know about my birthday party? 1034 01:27:19,133 --> 01:27:20,794 The cake. 1035 01:27:20,835 --> 01:27:23,600 - Do you want a piece? - No. 1036 01:27:23,638 --> 01:27:26,198 It's good, there's a secret ingredient. 1037 01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:28,073 There are two. Ginger and cinnamon. 1038 01:27:30,445 --> 01:27:34,177 - Have you already tried it? - I made it. 1039 01:27:37,151 --> 01:27:38,880 He made it. 1040 01:27:42,423 --> 01:27:45,256 - THE ISLAND OF HYSTERICAL FEMALES - I'm gonna kill you! 1041 01:28:30,238 --> 01:28:33,765 I'm such a loser! Couldn't you be someone else's ex? 1042 01:28:34,909 --> 01:28:38,402 Get over it! We'll find someone else. 1043 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:42,607 You're clueless! I care who it is! 1044 01:28:45,186 --> 01:28:47,450 And you gave me too much freedom. 1045 01:28:47,488 --> 01:28:50,253 If you wanna be my aunt, act like it! 1046 01:28:56,564 --> 01:29:00,626 You know that nothing happened between Meggy and me. 1047 01:29:00,668 --> 01:29:04,764 She put me on a pedestal, poor thing. 1048 01:29:04,806 --> 01:29:07,332 She sees me as... 1049 01:29:07,375 --> 01:29:09,639 - This... - This what? 1050 01:29:10,778 --> 01:29:12,678 Give it up! 1051 01:29:14,882 --> 01:29:17,681 She kissed me, I didn't kiss her. 1052 01:29:17,719 --> 01:29:22,350 You never do anything, do you? 1053 01:29:22,390 --> 01:29:24,256 You got dumped and you got kissed! 1054 01:29:24,292 --> 01:29:26,727 - By an adolescent! - So? 1055 01:29:26,761 --> 01:29:28,195 I'm an adolescent. 1056 01:29:28,229 --> 01:29:30,061 Guys don't count. 1057 01:29:32,467 --> 01:29:35,869 We've got a big problem, so what do we do? 1058 01:29:35,903 --> 01:29:37,268 What do you do? 1059 01:29:37,305 --> 01:29:39,296 You're the creative one. 1060 01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:42,503 You'll find a unique way out of this. 1061 01:29:43,911 --> 01:29:45,504 Any suggestions? 1062 01:29:48,316 --> 01:29:51,183 Take that shirt off, you look ridiculous. 1063 01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:55,049 - Are you back together? - Please! 1064 01:29:55,089 --> 01:30:00,186 It would be way wrong if you got back together with him. 1065 01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:02,253 We all stick together now. 1066 01:30:02,296 --> 01:30:06,096 We're sleeping and going out together. I want a strawberry smoothie! 1067 01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:58,147 I couldn't see any shooting stars from over there. 1068 01:31:20,775 --> 01:31:23,039 It's cold, put this on. 1069 01:31:31,385 --> 01:31:33,615 Can we talk about our relationship? 1070 01:31:34,655 --> 01:31:36,180 What relationship? 1071 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,593 Look at all the stars. 1072 01:31:44,665 --> 01:31:47,362 They're millions of light years away. 1073 01:31:47,401 --> 01:31:51,031 We sure are insignificant in this universe. 1074 01:31:52,073 --> 01:31:53,905 Speak for yourself. 1075 01:31:53,941 --> 01:31:55,807 Excuse me! 1076 01:32:13,494 --> 01:32:16,122 They're cute, aren't they? I'm happy for her. 1077 01:32:16,163 --> 01:32:19,861 She's seems to be doing good. 1078 01:32:19,901 --> 01:32:22,563 Quiet! I've had enough of you! 1079 01:32:22,603 --> 01:32:25,766 She's fine one day and a mess the next! 1080 01:32:25,806 --> 01:32:29,674 She's 15. So what if she has a bad day? 1081 01:32:29,710 --> 01:32:33,237 Stop it, we're all getting along now. 1082 01:32:33,281 --> 01:32:36,808 Who? What kind of tour group are we? 1083 01:32:36,851 --> 01:32:39,718 We've got a walking time bomb, every girl's best friend, 1084 01:32:39,754 --> 01:32:42,086 And let's not even mention you and me! 1085 01:32:42,123 --> 01:32:44,114 - I feel sick. - What's wrong? 1086 01:32:44,158 --> 01:32:47,617 - I just heard myself speak. - So? 1087 01:32:47,662 --> 01:32:50,097 I'm boring! 1088 01:32:50,131 --> 01:32:51,860 I'm boring! 1089 01:32:51,899 --> 01:32:53,924 I even bore myself! 1090 01:32:53,968 --> 01:32:56,198 - She's weird. - Yeah. 1091 01:32:56,237 --> 01:32:57,762 She's always been. 1092 01:32:57,805 --> 01:33:00,001 Why are you so melodramatic? 1093 01:33:00,041 --> 01:33:04,535 I analyzed my own self and defined myself "the bitch"! 1094 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:06,809 Wouldn't that upset you? 1095 01:33:06,847 --> 01:33:10,340 From the outside our relationship is a mess! 1096 01:33:10,384 --> 01:33:12,876 You wanted to change me and I wanted to change you. 1097 01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:17,949 You never know what to say and I'm always judging everyone! 1098 01:33:17,992 --> 01:33:20,825 That's why people like you. 1099 01:33:20,861 --> 01:33:22,761 - Because you're so... - What? 1100 01:33:22,797 --> 01:33:23,958 Say it! 1101 01:33:23,998 --> 01:33:26,626 I wasn't going to say "bitch"! 1102 01:33:26,667 --> 01:33:29,466 No one likes me! 1103 01:33:29,503 --> 01:33:32,996 And now I don't even like myself. 1104 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:34,735 I do everything wrong! 1105 01:33:34,775 --> 01:33:37,142 Always dieting, I never lose weight. 1106 01:33:37,178 --> 01:33:40,808 - Now I quit dieting and... - You've gained weight. 1107 01:33:40,848 --> 01:33:42,543 - I've lost weight! - That's good! 1108 01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:43,914 No, it isn't! 1109 01:33:43,951 --> 01:33:48,718 It means I've done everything wrong. I hide and eat, I was lying to myself. 1110 01:33:55,429 --> 01:34:01,095 I know you, you're angry at me because of that night. 1111 01:34:01,135 --> 01:34:04,696 - What night? - That night with you-know-who. 1112 01:34:04,739 --> 01:34:07,140 - Who? - Silvia. 1113 01:34:07,174 --> 01:34:09,871 Can we talk about it? 1114 01:34:10,911 --> 01:34:12,606 Sure, let's talk about it. 1115 01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:16,584 Let's hold each other all night and it will be fine tomorrow. 1116 01:34:16,617 --> 01:34:19,678 Go do that shit with your sex bomb! 1117 01:34:34,769 --> 01:34:37,966 At least give me credit for trying. 1118 01:34:38,005 --> 01:34:40,099 I'm trying to be honest. 1119 01:34:40,141 --> 01:34:44,874 You've told me a sack of lies and now you want to be honest? 1120 01:34:44,912 --> 01:34:47,040 What do I care now? 1121 01:34:50,184 --> 01:34:53,176 But I do have one question. 1122 01:34:54,221 --> 01:34:56,747 - Promise you'll tell the truth. - I promise. 1123 01:34:56,791 --> 01:34:59,055 Ask me. 1124 01:35:03,664 --> 01:35:06,497 Was Silvia better than me in bed? 1125 01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:16,208 She's just more sex-oriented. 1126 01:35:16,243 --> 01:35:19,804 - She's got natural abilities. - So she was better than me? 1127 01:35:19,847 --> 01:35:23,943 - Yes, because she really likes it... - Why did you tell me? 1128 01:35:26,887 --> 01:35:29,049 But I like it with you much better! 1129 01:35:29,090 --> 01:35:32,856 With her I'm always worried about my performance because... 1130 01:35:36,664 --> 01:35:39,634 - Did I hurt you? - A little. 1131 01:35:39,667 --> 01:35:41,897 Good. 1132 01:35:42,970 --> 01:35:45,905 - Can I do my thing? - No, not that. 1133 01:35:45,940 --> 01:35:48,739 You're saying that because I'm sad. 1134 01:35:48,776 --> 01:35:51,609 No, I'm serious. I want to. 1135 01:35:51,645 --> 01:35:54,012 Well, I don't. 1136 01:35:54,048 --> 01:35:56,039 Bitch. 1137 01:36:44,465 --> 01:36:48,834 So like I didn't get deflowered but it's still cool. 1138 01:36:48,869 --> 01:36:53,898 When I get back to school everyone will be all: "I did it". 1139 01:36:53,941 --> 01:36:56,433 Their stories will be way identical. 1140 01:36:56,477 --> 01:37:00,539 But my story is like totally unique. 1141 01:37:03,584 --> 01:37:05,177 It doesn't matter. 1142 01:37:16,363 --> 01:37:19,993 I have a question and I want an honest answer. 1143 01:37:20,034 --> 01:37:23,299 What is this, honesty night? 1144 01:37:23,337 --> 01:37:28,969 If you hadn't fallen asleep that night, would you have made love to me? 1145 01:37:35,883 --> 01:37:38,147 Just chill, I wouldn't have done it! 1146 01:37:40,321 --> 01:37:43,552 Your first time can't be with someone you like. 1147 01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:04,235 I was totally sure you'd get back together with him. 1148 01:39:04,271 --> 01:39:07,707 - Oh, please. - But you didn't do it. 1149 01:39:09,176 --> 01:39:11,907 I'll give you credit for that. 1150 01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:15,075 You proved you're not a wimp. 1151 01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:19,575 It was obvious he was waiting for you to go: "Okay". 1152 01:39:19,620 --> 01:39:22,749 - You held out! - See? 1153 01:39:44,511 --> 01:39:46,707 You taught me that a woman 1154 01:39:46,747 --> 01:39:51,446 Doesn't have to put her ideals aside for the man of her life! 1155 01:39:51,485 --> 01:39:53,283 Exactly. 1156 01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:55,914 Ideals are way important. 1157 01:39:58,425 --> 01:40:01,258 There are exceptions, you know. 1158 01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:13,201 I want off! 1159 01:40:13,240 --> 01:40:17,040 I have to get off, it's important! 1160 01:40:17,077 --> 01:40:19,444 Captain! 1161 01:41:31,318 --> 01:41:34,618 - No, it doesn't count! - Why doesn't it count? 1162 01:41:34,655 --> 01:41:37,124 Because I said so. 1163 01:41:37,157 --> 01:41:39,353 I'm doing it for me, not for you. 1164 01:41:49,670 --> 01:41:51,729 With me, you can... 1165 01:41:51,772 --> 01:41:54,070 ...smoke your pipe when you want. 1166 01:41:54,108 --> 01:41:58,477 Because I like you much more... 1167 01:41:58,512 --> 01:42:04,212 ...so romantic! 1168 01:42:04,251 --> 01:42:08,154 Blue smoke! 1169 01:42:08,188 --> 01:42:11,920 Oh, a cloud inside you. 1170 01:42:11,959 --> 01:42:15,953 And a man who smells like smoke... 1171 01:42:15,996 --> 01:42:20,229 ...is a real man, oh yes! 1172 01:42:20,267 --> 01:42:24,670 I will love you, as long as you want! 1173 01:42:24,705 --> 01:42:28,437 Because that is what you are! 1174 01:42:31,945 --> 01:42:34,676 - A man is a man. - When he smells like smoke. 1175 01:42:36,016 --> 01:42:38,678 - A man is a man. - When he smells like smoke... 1176 01:42:40,487 --> 01:42:43,946 A kiss is ten times better from you! 1177 01:43:55,262 --> 01:43:57,560 - Wait. - What? 1178 01:43:57,598 --> 01:43:59,191 - I have to fold my clothes. - Okay. 1179 01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:02,225 No! You have to say no sometimes! 1180 01:44:02,269 --> 01:44:03,998 Whatever. 1181 01:44:06,807 --> 01:44:11,973 If two obsessive people are together, at least they don't hurt anyone else. 1182 01:44:12,012 --> 01:44:15,346 No, that's the typical S&M relationship. 1183 01:44:15,382 --> 01:44:17,646 As if you knew! You're a virgin! 1184 01:44:17,684 --> 01:44:22,212 - So are you! - That's normal for my age. 1185 01:44:29,496 --> 01:44:34,024 - So you and I are just friends? - No, we will never be friends! 85661