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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:02,195 We emerge into a panorama from darkness. 4 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,932 Placed inside the parched badlands of Central Utah, 5 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:08,768 drained and unforgiving. 6 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:13,039 Our attention is drawn to the hanging tree... 7 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,909 We hear footsteps. 8 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,777 The desperate man enters... 9 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,017 In a moment, he will fall. 10 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:29,489 Just like that. 11 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:34,561 Why? Please, no. Wh... 12 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:36,963 Why me? 13 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,308 Hello? 14 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,311 Hello? 15 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:55,448 Please. 16 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,117 There's nobody to hear him. 17 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:01,087 My name is Wayne... 18 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,524 Wayne Carpenter. 19 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:09,729 I live on Wild Horse Road, Pocatello, Idaho. 20 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,465 I'm a high school English teacher. 21 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,202 We'll say he was a bank manager. 22 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,141 I'm a bank manager. 23 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,943 No! 24 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:25,445 English teacher. 25 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,948 Actually, he was an auto mechanic. 26 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,321 An auto mechanic. 27 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,791 John knew what he had to do. 28 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,321 This is what he had to do. 29 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:36,516 The desperate man burns. 30 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,990 - Finally, - Oh, shit, Cody! 31 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,958 - You scared me. - What took you so long? 32 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,060 Did you go up yet? 33 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:04,163 I was waiting for his majesty, the great Grant Beverly. 34 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:07,767 You don't say. Well, um, shall we? 35 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,539 Inversion best practices, please? 36 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,541 - Oh, shit. - There you go. 37 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,009 Fucking climate change 38 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,212 Can you believe it's supposed to snow later? 39 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,315 Which unit is she in? A? C? 40 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,316 No, she's in Unit B. 41 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:27,186 Weird that you would say "A" and then go straight to "C". 42 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,722 Yeah, what are trying to say? 43 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:34,226 Nothing, I just think it's interesting. 44 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,427 I've gotta hand it to you, 45 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:36,995 I think it's pretty cool, how you and Wilda have managed 46 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,630 to stay friends like this, Beverly. 47 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,866 Well, I've heard maintaining long-term friendships 48 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:41,734 is important. 49 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,569 I don't know why, but that's what they say. 50 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,905 Tell me about it. You know that I've never been dumped, 51 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,374 but if I had, I definitely wouldn't be as chill about it 52 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:50,942 - as you and Wilda are. - Wilda didn't dump me, 53 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:52,577 it was a mutual parting of ways. 54 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:53,446 Hmm. 55 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,448 Yeah, I keep forgetting that. 56 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,484 It's probably because people who say that are full of shit. 57 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:05,558 Yay! [laughs] Cody! You made it! 58 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:07,392 Hey, Grant. Hey. 59 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:08,627 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 60 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,630 Oh. 61 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,301 I'm so glad we're still going on this trip together. 62 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,569 Yeah, I haven't been to Arches in like, forever. 63 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,837 They took us down there for an overnight 64 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,972 in middle school, that may have been the last time. 65 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:22,307 They drove you rich brats 66 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,042 all the way down there from Park City? 67 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:25,744 - Uh, best practice, Wilda? - Oh, yeah, 68 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:26,679 sorry, it was just inside. 69 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,049 - Put yours on. - No. 70 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,284 - Yeah - No! 71 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,485 God, do you guys remember the last time 72 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,287 there was inversion so bad, we actually had to leave 73 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,222 town like this? Like, geez. 74 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:38,957 - No, we'll be okay. - The open desert 75 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,593 is our best bet to avoid the poison air 76 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,662 until the cold weather can get back on top 77 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,664 of the hot weather. 78 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,233 This is, of course, assuming that there is enough biocrust 79 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,335 left down there to keep the sand from swirling around 80 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,103 like it's the fucking dust bowl. 81 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:53,271 I don't understand 82 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:54,439 what the big deal is. 83 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,242 I mean, inversions happen like, five times a year. 84 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,810 Yeah, but this isn't one of the ones that happens 85 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,480 five times a year, only once every 30 years. 86 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,615 No, 27 years is what I read. 87 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:04,884 Where'd you read that? 88 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,686 On a website. 89 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,720 And remind me, why we're not just going up 90 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,156 to the lake with everyone else? 91 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:11,957 You know, Mel, Franky and Vanessa said, 92 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,291 it's like spring break up there right now. 93 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:14,293 - Aw! - It's because 94 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,828 you don't know shit about how the world works, Beverly. 95 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,130 Once the inversion breaks and the air shifts north, 96 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:21,533 that Bear Lake Air is gonna be, like, 30 percent 97 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,134 copper-fracking jizz from Kennecott-- 98 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,870 No! No more climate change talk 99 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,173 on this trip, Cody. It freaks me out, okay? 100 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:29,274 - The inversion's bad enough. - Yeah. 101 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:32,277 It's like a mini-Chernobyl fantasy camp weekend 102 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,279 - or something. - Hey, it is not my fault 103 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,515 that there are polygamist UFO cult forefathers 104 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,283 built this city in the low valley under what is 105 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:41,354 the meteorological equivalent of the Bermuda fucking triangle. 106 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,729 - Did you get gas? - Yeah, I got gas. 107 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,731 Hey, why'd you park so far away? 108 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,632 Hey, don't worry, Grant. 109 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,333 The desert will be... will be fun. 110 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:57,770 You can pretend, you're on the Star Wars planet. 111 00:08:58,237 --> 00:08:59,505 Which Star Wars planet? 112 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:03,375 Guessing you probably mean either Tatooine or Jakku-- 113 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,143 No, it's... it's the sand worm one. 114 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,412 What is that called? Dune? 115 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,948 Huh. That's Arrakis, and that's not even Star Wars. 116 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,850 Jesus, Wilda. 117 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,419 I promise, you do not wanna get Beverly started 118 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,521 on his George Lucas bullshit. 119 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,690 I think Grant's kinda cute when he goes on his little rants 120 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,358 about ass-prick ratios, 121 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,193 - or whatever-- - Aspect ratios! 122 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,363 That's what I said, ass-prick ratios. 123 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:27,165 God, you learn so much dating a film major for three years. 124 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,502 Yeah, it sounds cool if you like low-T beta cucks 125 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,606 and not super-masculine, conscientiously progressive 126 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,942 - environmental studies majors. - Wow. 127 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,645 I can already tell this trip is gonna be intense. 128 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,515 Get it? "In tents." 129 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:48,353 Oh, no. No, I'm declaring this evacuation-slash-weekend-getaway 130 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:50,455 - a pun-free zone - What? No! 131 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,757 - Yeah. - Boo! Boo... Boo him, Cody! 132 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,761 - Boo! - Boo, Beverly fucking sucks. 133 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:58,897 - What is this piece of shit? - Careful, that's vintage! 134 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,632 - Yeah, but what is it? - Nothing. 135 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,467 My, my folks had to get rid of a bunch of stuff. 136 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,902 When they downsized to the condo. 137 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,804 There was a bunch of cool old TV equipment 138 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,238 from my grandad's Channel 2 days. 139 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,674 - Yeah? Does it even work? - There's no tape in it. 140 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:10,676 Yo, lemme see. 141 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:14,747 Whoa! 142 00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,382 Do you think your grandparents ever used this 143 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:19,784 - to make a sexual tape? - Ugh. 144 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:23,121 No, do not make me think about old people fucking. 145 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,458 Why not? Grant's grandma is hot. And pee-paw? 146 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,993 He's, like, a legit Salt Lake "8". 147 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,329 They did not let uggos on TV in the Reagan era. 148 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,465 Wait, no, you're wrong, there, there's a tape in here. 149 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,933 - Don't mess with it! - It looks like 150 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,968 we can play it back. Do you wanna see what's on it-- 151 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:37,936 Don't! 152 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,237 Why not, Beverly? 153 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,840 What are we gonna find on here? 154 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,476 Well, he's just worried because it's fragile. 155 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,610 Well, if it's so fragile 156 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,480 then why are we taking it to the desert? 157 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,682 Well, um, I was gonna bring this up later, 158 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:53,885 but, do you guys remember the 24-hour film thing I sent you? 159 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:54,787 - No. - Yeah. 160 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,989 No! We are not doing homework on this weekend, okay? 161 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,959 This trip is about two things, and two things only. 162 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,662 One, to practice being climate refugees 163 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,463 which we will all be in a few years. 164 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:06,898 - Ugh. - And two, 165 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:09,067 getting rat shit, fucking hammered 166 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,602 - in the desert. - Yeah. 167 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:11,970 Well, it's not for class. 168 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,739 It... it's for an analog media short film festival. 169 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,742 A really cool one, actually, out of Seattle. 170 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:20,545 - Mm, cool. - True, super cool. 171 00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,380 Hey, um, if you think for one second 172 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,915 that we're going to lug that thing all the way 173 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,318 to Delicate Arch, you're dead wrong. 174 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,920 Oh, and, uh, did you remind your cousin 175 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,190 that I was not kidding about bringing sunscreen? 176 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,391 Yeah. 177 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,726 Although, hopefully they didn't think it was code 178 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,394 for like, angel dust or something. 179 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,076 Ferg! My Fergie-wergie! 180 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:54,779 Wilda! What up, cuz? 181 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,749 Don't tell me that whole cooler is full of booze and drugs. 182 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,352 Oh, it is. 183 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,921 This whole cooler is full of booze and drugs. 184 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,689 Hey, the inversion's coming down pretty hard, 185 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,725 - don't get any in your eyes! - Just how fucked up 186 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,859 are you planning on getting down there? 187 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,496 What, I can't hear you, dude. 188 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,235 Whoa, automatic! 189 00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,945 - How you doin'? - I'm okay. 190 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:28,948 What's that? 191 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,417 Fucked up, right? So, Grant's me-maw and pee-paw 192 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,520 used this to make porn parodies of CBS Sunday Morning. 193 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:36,988 Oh, really? That's cool as hell, dude. 194 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,057 Oh, my god, have you ever seen that show? 195 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,792 All the anchors look like they're fucking melting-- 196 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:44,129 Okay! 197 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,798 "Careful, it's vintage!" 198 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,703 Bruh, these influencer bitches 199 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,172 get like, free everything. 200 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,542 I really need some sort of marketable social media gimmick. 201 00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:57,977 Mm, like what? 202 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,747 I don't know. Like, what about wellness? 203 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,183 But like, like spooky? 204 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,951 - Spooky wellness? - Yeah like, 205 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,554 "Put this yogurt in your pussy hole." 206 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,326 People love Halloween and people love wellness. 207 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,862 Oh! 208 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,830 What do you think of the name "Creep Heap"? 209 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,846 Fucking social media. 210 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,681 I hate our fucking generation. 211 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:40,785 We are so detached from like, reality and ecology and shit. 212 00:13:40,786 --> 00:13:43,022 I mean, fuck us, we suck. 213 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,957 Yeah, but like, dude. 214 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:49,028 I mean, what if there was no reality to be attached to? 215 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,830 You know, it's pretty arrogant to assume that any of this 216 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,165 is actually happening. 217 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:58,137 Or has, or will ever happen, you know? 218 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,306 I obviously, consider myself something of an expert 219 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,876 on transitory states and being and yo. 220 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:08,146 I mean, a keen spiritual depth might actually have the ability 221 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,248 to bend time and space... 222 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,996 Oh, shit, dude! 223 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,498 - What the fuck, ha-- - Beverly? 224 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,067 Was there a deer or something? 225 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,468 What, Beverly hit a deer? 226 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,670 Did you guys feel that? 227 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,105 Feel what? 228 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,673 It just changed. 229 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,409 What changed? 230 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,081 I don't know. The... the road? The... the... the light? 231 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,516 Everything. I... 232 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,585 How long have we been driving for? 233 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,554 Ah, like, a couple of hours. 234 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,823 Are you okay to drive, dude? Like, maybe I should drive? 235 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:52,758 - No. - No! 236 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,394 Uh, yeah, sure, maybe, yeah. 237 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,597 - Oh, well... - Incoming! 238 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,768 - Just go. - Okay, let me get out first! 239 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,389 Water, dude? 240 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,090 I'm fine. 241 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,593 - I guess if you need a second-- - I'm fine! 242 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,864 Grant, why don't you grab your camera? 243 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,000 We should be taping this, for posterity. 244 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,270 Oh, uh, yeah, okay. 245 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:42,107 Uh, well I guess... like... 246 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:46,278 Ferg, what are your plans for this trip? 247 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,248 I mean, on paper, to escape the inversion. 248 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,317 But if I'm being honest, my true objective 249 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,452 is to seize the time to further develop 250 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,290 my own proprietary set of Theosophical studies. 251 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,459 Oh, which, for now I'm calling "Phase Perception". 252 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,795 And let me guess, does this research involve 253 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,430 the use of controlled substances? 254 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,131 I mean, now that you mention it, 255 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,199 yeah, I did pack a few... 256 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,901 ...holy Theosophical tools. 257 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,170 I just don't understand why we're not going to the lake? 258 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,038 I mean Vanessa, Franky and Mel said it's like 259 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,274 - spring break up there. - That's what they told me! 260 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:19,911 I have said a million times why we are going to the desert. 261 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,480 Yeah, but, dude. I mean, we could be chilling 262 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,948 with like, the hottest people under 30 263 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,116 in the Salt Lake Valley. 264 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,152 Not shit, fuck alone in the middle of nowhere 265 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,922 with you two fuckos and the one token female. 266 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,824 What? I don't even get a name now? 267 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,459 Okay, you get two names. 268 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,961 The Ferg's cousin and Grant's ex-girlfriend. 269 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,129 All right, why don't you 270 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,833 "phase perceive" my fist as I shove it up your ass 271 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,468 and pull out your piss plumbing? 272 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,304 Dude, Grant, your woman just threatened 273 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,539 - to fist me to death. - Sorry pal, 274 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,810 she's not my problem anymore. 275 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,812 - True. - Yeah. 276 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,346 Plus, there's some soil samples 277 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,348 I need to get up at the arches, anyways. 278 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,217 Oh. 279 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,187 - I thought you said no homework. - It's not homework... 280 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,189 It's for a... for a personal project 281 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,424 that I'm working on. 282 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:09,694 Like how my analog shorts thing isn't homework, either? 283 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,964 - Wait, what's he talking about? - Grant wants to make a movie. 284 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,266 How fun! Wait, is this gonna be like the one 285 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,568 where Cody was in the bathtub with all the fake blood? 286 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,338 Hopefully not, Otherwise, you'll have this 287 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,839 stressed out motherfucker yelling at you 288 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,541 for even daring to breathe! 289 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,976 You were supposed to be a corpse! 290 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,678 And you just kept making Wilda just, repeat her line 291 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:32,183 - over and over and over again. - Oh my God, Kevin! 292 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:35,420 Why did you do this? Why did you do this? 293 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,922 - To me? - To me. 294 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,124 Do you guys remember when Ferg 295 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,526 almost knocked over the friggin' light? 296 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,528 Grant forgot to put the other sandbag on it! 297 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:44,929 - Mm. - It was an LED light, 298 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,732 you wouldn't have been electrocuted, probably. 299 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,869 Oh my god, Kevin! Why did you do this? 300 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:56,275 - Why did you do this... to me? - Kevin, aw. 301 00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,145 Mm, mon dieu, Kevin. 302 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,713 Et pourquoi? 303 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,284 Oh, come on, Grant, don't sulk. 304 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,487 I liked that video, it was actually really good. 305 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,954 Well, it would've been even better 306 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,089 if you all just listened to me, 307 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,058 instead of constantly bitching and goofing off. 308 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:14,927 Oh, boy... 309 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,796 Hey, Grant, look at me, look at me. 310 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,066 Hey, trust me, Grant, this trip is gonna be fun. 311 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,360 - Oh, my God, what's wrong? - Wha... I... 312 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,297 - Where are we? - What do you mean? We just ate. 313 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,298 Seriously, are you feeling okay? 314 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,735 I'm fine. Sorry, I just... 315 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,837 I'm a... I'm a little dizzy, I guess. 316 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,740 Oh, hey. 317 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,508 I mean here, take these. 318 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,209 Um, I don't know if that's a good idea. 319 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,378 - What are they? - Oh, don't worry about it, dude. 320 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,780 We just gotta get your orgone back to stasis. 321 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,217 - Maybe I should just take one? - Yeah. 322 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,552 'Cause Beverly is such a drug milksop, 323 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,987 that you'd probably kill him. 324 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,989 Stop calling me Beverly! Ferg, tell this asshole 325 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,191 how fucked up all his gendered name calling shit is. 326 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,560 Wait, why is that my job? 327 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,697 - Grant, don't! - Hell yeah, dude. 328 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,800 That is what I'm fuckin' talking about! 329 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,301 This could be a real problem 330 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,236 No, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. 331 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,305 I mean, if he starts to freak out, I'll just gag him 332 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,873 with one of these choppy boys and make him barf 333 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,241 - them shits right up-- - Careful! 334 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,178 You're gonna stab my eyes out with that thing. 335 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,781 - Sorry. - Come on, it's getting late. 336 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,683 We should go. 337 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,057 Wait. 338 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:56,494 Hey, let me read the fortune... 339 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:01,832 We linger for a breath to remember exactly 340 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,702 what this moment looked like... 341 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,143 The four happy campers 342 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,846 pull out of their spot and disappear... 343 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,518 ...out of frame. 344 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,436 I don't see anyone, shouldn't there be like 345 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,006 a sticker or a slip of paper or something? 346 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,176 Forget about it, just go in. 347 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,745 All right. 348 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:59,258 Guys, it literally says "No camping". 349 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,094 Nerd! 350 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,761 Okay, fine. 351 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:08,667 We'll go past the sign that says "No camping". 352 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,213 A 43-year-old school teacher from Pocatello, Idaho, 353 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,116 who has now been missing since Thursday evening. 354 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,351 Authorities are baffled by-- 355 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,152 God, this is so creepy. 356 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:30,288 Well, like you said, everybody went to the lake. 357 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,456 Yeah, but still there should be someone else here, right? 358 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,060 Well, it doesn't really matter 'cause we're going off the grid. 359 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,295 - Back to nature. - This is sick, 360 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,364 I mean we can literally do whatever we want out here. 361 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:43,167 The desert is ours! 362 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:46,104 "Don't do it Kevin, you have so much to live for!" 363 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:49,775 Hey, wake up, Grant. 364 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,303 Um, 365 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,405 why are there only two tents? 366 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,107 Oh, I didn't bring one. I was just gonna sleep out 367 00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:24,542 under the stars and vibe with the fauna 368 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,044 like a fucking G, dude. 369 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,349 Uh... oh... 370 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,318 Whoops, I think I accidentally brought two sleeping bags 371 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:35,520 and no tent. 372 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,523 - So-- - Great, so what's the plan then? 373 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:39,958 Well... 374 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,894 Whatever you two geeks decide, 375 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:45,297 we best get situated before nightfall. 376 00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:52,403 I mean, my tent's pretty big 377 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,738 and it's not like we haven't, you know-- 378 00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,173 I don't think that's a good idea. 379 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:57,375 No, yeah, totally. 380 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,845 We, we agreed we wanted to keep things cool between us. 381 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,081 With simple, clear boundaries, right? 382 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,618 Totally, totally. 383 00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:10,054 Um, well you take the tent then. 384 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,456 I'll just... I'll sleep in the back of the truck. 385 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,325 Oh, no, I'll take the car, it's cool. 386 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,095 - Suit yourself. - Yay. 387 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,264 Um, and I'm, I'm totally gonna, 388 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,401 fill it with queefs and farts, okay? 389 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,736 Okay, great, perfect. 390 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,340 Uh, what's Ferg doing now? 391 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,414 Yeah, get some! 392 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,449 Must run in the family. 393 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,884 It... it does, actually 394 00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,886 It's... It's kind of a serious medical condition 395 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,221 that needs more awareness. 396 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,424 So, spread the word. 397 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:11,749 What'd you see up there? 398 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,286 Uh, miles and miles of fuck-nothing. 399 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,856 So, dude, like what's going on with you and Cody lately? 400 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,090 You know it's, it's a real bummer 401 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:21,525 seeing you guys be such dicks to each other-- 402 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:22,827 I, I don't know what you're talking about. 403 00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:24,763 I mean, I don't like this version of you guys, I... 404 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,331 You know, I like the version that calls in 405 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,534 fucking bomb threats on the Ogden Valley Church Ball League, 406 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,436 - dude. - Oh, yeah, that was... 407 00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:33,537 that was just to get some swat team B-roll 408 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:35,306 - for a class project. - Oh, yeah? 409 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,707 Got an "A" on that project, too. 410 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:41,146 See? You guys are legendary. 411 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,436 So, it turns out, the woman that we thought was being chased 412 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,905 by all these mindless cell phone zombies, 413 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:08,973 is actually-- 414 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:10,908 A child killer whose mind is being erased each day 415 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,810 just to torture her? 416 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:15,479 Well, fuck... if you guys knew the whole story 417 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,181 then why'd you let me sit here and go on and on 418 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,282 like an asshole? 419 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,050 Well, to be fair I don't know if telling the plot 420 00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:22,486 of an old Black Mirror episode really counts as a ghost story. 421 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,989 Well, apparently, I am not allowed to talk about 422 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,525 what's actually scary like, oh, I don't know, 423 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,060 the fact that we won't have any potable water on the planet 424 00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:32,463 - by the year 2040-- - Boo! 425 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:33,998 And what about Ferg? 426 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:36,233 All they did was read the Wikipedia article 427 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:38,769 for the Slender Man killings, word for word. 428 00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:40,604 Uh, you don't think that shit's scary? 429 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:41,540 Mm-mm. 430 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:43,140 Must be nice 431 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:45,943 No, I'm serious I mean, that's, that's a textbook example 432 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:47,778 of magical thinking IRL. 433 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,714 Of pulling a constructed image and making it manifest 434 00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:54,185 - into our reality, like-- - Please, no, I can't. 435 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,688 You're up, Wilda. 436 00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:59,323 What? Oh, I don't, I don't know any ghost stories. 437 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:02,092 Come on, you got to tell us one, even if it sucks. 438 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,394 Seriously, I don't know any. 439 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,762 You should tell them about how you grew up 440 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,498 next door to a serial killer. 441 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:09,199 You are such a dick, Grant. 442 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,535 What? When? I didn't know that. 443 00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:13,604 Honestly, it's like the single, most interesting thing 444 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,206 about you. 445 00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:19,277 It's not even like a story, okay? It's just a fact. 446 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,816 Okay, so my family lived in Brigham City, 447 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,619 for a couple years when I was growing up. 448 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,122 And the guy who lives in the house next to us... 449 00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:35,193 I guess he, like, killed a couple people. 450 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,829 But like, not even in the house we lived by. 451 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,431 Richard Cruz Debussy. 452 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,801 He was legit, Last Podcast even did an episode on him. 453 00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:44,936 Look it up, Ferg. 454 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:47,138 Okay. 455 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,375 I got it. 456 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:54,011 Richard Cruz Debussy AKA the "Loop Slayer"... 457 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,814 ...was an American serial killer 458 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:59,451 active in Nevada and western Utah from... 459 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,919 Holy shit, dude! I remember this. 460 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,787 - He escaped from prison, right? - Yeah, a week before 461 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:06,090 he was supposed to go in front of the firing squad, too. 462 00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:08,693 - They never caught him either. - They never caught him? 463 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:11,095 Fuck. 464 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,630 He was already really old, though. 465 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,032 There's no way he's alive now. 466 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,300 What makes you such a fucking expert? 467 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,168 It was big news! And, and my grandpa, 468 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,570 he, he won the Rocky Mountain Pulitzer 469 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:20,804 for reporting on the trial. 470 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,306 right before he retired from Channel 2. 471 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,308 Guys, this isn't, like, fun for me, okay? 472 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,011 I can see this guy in my memory... 473 00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:30,848 He had these big glasses... weird mustache... 474 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:34,318 He always wore this big, green hunting jacket 475 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,420 in the middle of winter. 476 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:39,057 He'd wave at us from his mailbox while we were playing outside... 477 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,463 It's weird, I don't know, 478 00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:50,300 it's like creepy flashbacks from some shitty horror movie. 479 00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:52,737 Interesting. What if they are? 480 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,438 What? 481 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,641 What if they are just bad horror movie flashbacks? 482 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,310 I don't know. I don't understand. 483 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,646 Okay, like this, right now. 484 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:05,450 What if we're actually in a horror movie? 485 00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:09,620 Four annoying college kids, alone in the desert, 486 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,722 just waiting to get picked off, one by one. 487 00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:13,357 Don't you think it's a little convenient, 488 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,092 that we're the only ones out here? 489 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:16,294 Grant, don't. 490 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,730 You know how tweaked out Ferg gets with all that 491 00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:22,032 Philip K. Dick "questioning the nature of reality" shit. 492 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,169 I mean, this is exactly what I'm talking about. 493 00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:26,070 "Phase Perception." 494 00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:28,338 A million different things could show up 495 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,074 and kill us at any moment. 496 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:33,211 Like, a hoard of irradiated zombies. 497 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,046 You know, Central Utah is where like, 90 percent 498 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,015 of America's toxic waste is stored, right? 499 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:40,485 - Jesus, fuck no! - Or aliens. 500 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:43,221 I mean, Area 51 is not too far from here. 501 00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:45,923 Oh, man, fucking aliens? 502 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,725 You know those guys fucking love the desert. 503 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,694 - Guys, can we not? - No, Wilda's right. 504 00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,732 The Four Corners are a legendary UFO hotspot. 505 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,866 Why do you think all these satanic biker cults 506 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,234 like it around here so much? 507 00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:01,105 Uh, satanic biker cults, huh? But why? 508 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:02,306 Jesus Christ, you guys 509 00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:05,442 are the biggest group of fucking idiot nerds on the planet. 510 00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:06,543 Actually. 511 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:08,980 I'm the stock geek protagonist. 512 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,053 You're the alpha-jerk bully. Ferg is the stoner comic relief. 513 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:17,622 And Wilda... 514 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:22,827 Wilda is "the girl." 515 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:25,829 I am not just "the girl." 516 00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,698 That's exactly what that kind of underwritten 517 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:28,966 female character might say. 518 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:32,703 "I'm not just the girl." That's classic. 519 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,372 Let me guess the twist ending. 520 00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:37,475 You go around and cut each of our heads off, huh? 521 00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:39,911 No, that would be "hack." 522 00:29:41,479 --> 00:29:44,616 What's that dick donut for? 523 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,985 This is reflective tape. 524 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:49,920 I'm gonna use it to mark off our campsite before lights out. 525 00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:51,822 Make sure no wild animals enter here. 526 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:52,857 What, are you scared? 527 00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:56,094 It's not for our protection, it's for theirs. 528 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,566 Let's call it. 529 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:04,736 We got a big hike tomorrow. 530 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,939 Oh, okay. 531 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:13,745 - Good night. - Good night. 532 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,885 So, we're still just... keeping things cool? 533 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:24,823 Yeah. With simple, clear boundaries. 534 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,907 Boo! 535 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,711 Don't do that! 536 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:29,180 I just thought a little jump scare might wake you up. 537 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,149 I know how much you love 'em. 538 00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:35,119 Who else is hung over? The trick is to stay hydrated. 539 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,754 - I like your pants, Ferg. - Oh, thank you. 540 00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:39,756 these are my shark shorts, an unholy sigil 541 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:41,292 to give me shark powers for our hike today. 542 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,361 - Sick. - All right. 543 00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:45,762 Who's ready to see this fucking arch? 544 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:47,765 Perfect! Everybody brought hiking boots, I hope. 545 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,269 You're not wearing those fucking shorts, are you? 546 00:32:58,176 --> 00:33:00,610 Wilda and the very happy campers 547 00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:03,314 crested the switchback into view. 548 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,751 Breathing heavily, reeking terribly. 549 00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:10,153 Secreting from their pores, the foul smelling remnants 550 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,856 of last night's booze and drugs. 551 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:15,760 An olfactory salute to fearless living. 552 00:33:16,961 --> 00:33:18,963 The bottle of wine in Wilda's backpack 553 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,231 certainly wasn't growing any less heavy 554 00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:25,135 as Cody's ceaseless death march to Delicate Arch continued. 555 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:27,070 Are you seriously planning on doing the whole hike 556 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,806 in that weird voice? Because it's super annoying. 557 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,308 Said Cody, all the while silently contemplating 558 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:32,710 his tiny little cock and balls. 559 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:36,080 I have... to rest. 560 00:33:36,414 --> 00:33:38,648 We've already stopped, like ten times. 561 00:33:38,649 --> 00:33:41,685 No, come on, let's take a break. 562 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,788 Wilda had never sweat so much in all her goddang life. 563 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,823 And for the first time since arriving in the desert 564 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:48,493 her buzz was completely gone. 565 00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:51,528 - This made Wilda very sad. - Aw, don't worry, cuz. 566 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,030 I'll carry you the rest of the way. 567 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,998 Hey. Be careful! Be careful! 568 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:56,401 Okay, put me down! Put me down. 569 00:33:57,235 --> 00:33:58,635 Hey, you know what? I wanted to wait 570 00:33:58,636 --> 00:34:00,037 until we got to the arch but I kinda think 571 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,272 if we take these now, 572 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,240 we might be able to time our peak to hit 573 00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:04,541 right when we get to the bowl up top. 574 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,209 What, you brought mushrooms? Yes! 575 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,079 Of course, I brought mushrooms. I'm the lovable stoner, right? 576 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,180 Well, "lovable" wasn't 577 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,282 necessarily part of your character description. 578 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:15,919 Do we seriously have to do this? This is just gonna slow us down. 579 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,687 You need to chill out, dude, or else, 580 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:18,890 we're all gonna fuckin' mutiny. 581 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:24,094 Fine. 582 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:25,196 If it shuts you up. 583 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:29,032 Hey, have you ever tried mushrooms? 584 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:30,434 No, I... I don't like mushrooms. 585 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:32,569 Yeah, well, they're not like, on a fucking pizza, dude. 586 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,237 You gotta start partying, like, now. 587 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,839 Or else you're gonna turn into a fucking pumpkin 588 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,874 like you did yesterday. 589 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:38,843 Come on. 590 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,715 Fine, fuck! 591 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,251 Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's way too many. 592 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,054 - Dude! - Oh, my god! 593 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,889 They're like those Harry Potter jelly beans that taste like 594 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:54,257 - farts and boogers! - Come on, Cody's right. 595 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:55,459 We should try to make to the arch 596 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,694 before shit starts to get weird. 597 00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:00,865 Said Wilda, graciously offering to lead the way. 598 00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:04,335 Okay. 599 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,354 If you're doing a story of my ass, 600 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:26,456 - I'll fucking kill you. - Gross, I would never. 601 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:27,924 You know, it's particularly fucked up, 602 00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:29,326 since you two are blood related. 603 00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:31,261 Nah, the incest taboo is just a fucking 604 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:32,829 bougie societal construct, dude. 605 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,899 No. It exists to help strengthen the genetic diversity 606 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,468 - of the herd, man. - Whatever. 607 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:39,202 Hey, how you doin' back there, Grant? 608 00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:40,737 Hey Ferg, be careful walking backwards-- 609 00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:42,205 - Nah, I'm good. - No, be careful-- 610 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,475 - Nah, I said I'm good. - There you go. 611 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,077 Ow! 612 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:25,850 Now you're pretending to be confused on purpose. 613 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:30,387 My point is, if aliens do exist, why do we always assume that 614 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,356 they would wanna try and contact us humans? 615 00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:34,191 So, what are you saying, then? 616 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,794 That they rather talk to computers? Whales? 617 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:38,428 Try fucking coral reefs, dude. 618 00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:40,063 If you look at the earth from outer space, 619 00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:42,265 it's like, mostly fucking water, dude. 620 00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:45,403 - You sound like Cody. - Hey. 621 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:47,837 And I mean, who's to say that the extraterrestrials 622 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,440 wouldn't be aquatic themselves, like... 623 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:52,577 like Edric the Guild Navigator. Right, Grant? 624 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,078 - Huh. - So, wait. 625 00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:57,248 You think that that means coral? 626 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:01,184 It depends if their brains are just one big jelly muscle 627 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:03,588 like ours or... or if it's spread out 628 00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:06,357 across their whole nervous system, dude. 629 00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:08,191 I think Grant's gonna puke. 630 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:35,752 You know. Ferg is right about one thing. 631 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,255 That people's relationship to their environment 632 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,024 shapes what they value, 633 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:42,627 how they interpret the world around them. 634 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,861 Guys, should we be worried about Grant? 635 00:37:44,862 --> 00:37:47,030 He looks not, uh, great. 636 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:49,266 I read this article about a commencement speech 637 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,101 a few years ago, right? And it was about 638 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,336 these two adolescent fish and they're swimming 639 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:55,905 through a river minding their own business. 640 00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:58,142 And... and this, uh, 641 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,343 This older fish, he comes up to them, 642 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:03,214 and he says, "How's the water, boys?" 643 00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,416 And he swims away. 644 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:09,819 And these two adolescent fish, they turn, 645 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:12,222 they turn to each other, they look each other in the eyes 646 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,124 and they say... 647 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:16,127 "What the hell is water?" 648 00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:22,265 Grant stops to search for our face, 649 00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,234 staring out into nothing, 650 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:28,539 with two drooling, drugged mouths. 651 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:31,909 Did you hear that? 652 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:35,012 It was a... it was a woman. She said, 653 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:38,249 "Once again, Grant has his back turned, 654 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:42,252 staring off into nothing with... with two eyes 655 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,288 made out of drooling, drug mouths." 656 00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:47,124 That was it, word for word. 657 00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:49,993 It was Wilda. 658 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,330 No, it wasn't. It wasn't me. 659 00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:00,037 Yeah, like immersive theater. 660 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,306 There was this installation in Spain. 661 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,743 It was like, a pop-up house party thing basically. 662 00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:09,346 - And at first, it seems like... - Where... where are we? 663 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,682 ...a normal party, food, drinks. 664 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,753 A DJ playing super fast EDM, lots and lots of people. 665 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,723 And you just kind of hang out in that room for a while, 666 00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:22,559 and then, you get like, kind of pushed into 667 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,962 an even... like a slightly smaller room, 668 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,365 where there's less food, not as much to drink, 669 00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,400 and the music is like, slower. 670 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,569 - More sparse and minimalistic... - This... 671 00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:33,136 ...and you're in the second room... 672 00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:33,938 ...this isn't Arches! 673 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,574 and then like, without even fricking noticing, 674 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,543 you're like, in an even smaller room. 675 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,379 - And then-- - Dude, shit! 676 00:39:41,779 --> 00:39:43,047 Are those buzzards? 677 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:57,094 Until suddenly, you were in a closet, all by yourself, 678 00:39:57,461 --> 00:40:00,063 holding a hand mirror with a note written in Sharpie 679 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:05,034 across the glass, "Koko Kara Deru." 680 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:08,372 - What's that mean? - I think it means, 681 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:10,573 "Leave through here" in Japanese. 682 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,042 Or "Get out of here." 683 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,081 Before we get back to civilization, 684 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,350 I'm gonna need you to delete anything that could end up 685 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,951 on some creepy jack-off Reddit. 686 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,921 Chill out, I'm just playing around with some new filters. 687 00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:25,723 - Yo, can I see them? - Yeah. 688 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,294 Did you guys ever see the movie Midnight Special? 689 00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:32,729 There's this idea in it, of another world 690 00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:35,298 - built on top of our world. - Jesus Christ. 691 00:40:35,299 --> 00:40:39,202 My man takes drugs one time and immediately becomes Ferg. 692 00:40:39,203 --> 00:40:41,372 Like, it's just sitting there 693 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:43,240 on top of our reality. 694 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,143 Another world that our reality wears over itself. 695 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:51,649 Like a... like an invisible ski parka or something. 696 00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,051 - Do... does that make sense? - Come on, guys. 697 00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:56,786 Can we just get to this goddamn rock already? 698 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,788 These mushrooms have added like an hour to this thing. 699 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:00,791 We are, chill out. 700 00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:04,494 - Dude. - Spelunking. 701 00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,797 Don't call me "dude." 702 00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:08,965 And watch your step right here, this... 703 00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:12,635 - "Watch your step right here!" - "Watch your step right here!" 704 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:13,870 Don't mimic me, please. 705 00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:15,271 - "Don't mimic me!" - I'm not mimicking you, 706 00:41:15,272 --> 00:41:16,307 I'm just repeating it. 707 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:30,187 I got it. 708 00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:39,797 It's so beautiful out here. 709 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:50,274 We are at the halfway point of Delicate Arch. 710 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,877 Yeah, no shit, dude and we still gotta climb back down. 711 00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:56,347 No. Delicate Arch, the movie. 712 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,854 You know, this area is considered sacred 713 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,858 by this region's, uh, indigenous people. 714 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:13,564 The Pueblos, the Hopis, the, eh, Utes. The Utes. 715 00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:16,667 They thought that these arches were portals 716 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,602 to another time and space. 717 00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:20,504 If you walk behind the portals, 718 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:24,041 you essentially enter a dream world. 719 00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,121 It is the convergence 720 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,524 in time and location of two great migrations. 721 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,247 Jump scare! 722 00:44:10,848 --> 00:44:11,982 I hate that! 723 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,617 Jump scares are so cheap and stupid. 724 00:44:14,618 --> 00:44:16,320 Only 'cause I made you shit your pants. 725 00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,521 A sudden burst of noise or motion 726 00:44:18,522 --> 00:44:20,891 promoting an involuntary physiological response 727 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,258 isn't fear. 728 00:44:22,259 --> 00:44:24,428 It's just superficial animal instinct. 729 00:44:25,129 --> 00:44:27,130 You keep talking like a nerd, I'm gonna beat you up 730 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,066 and take your fucking lunch money like a nerd, too. 731 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:30,834 Ouch! 732 00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:37,540 Hey, go grab the others. 733 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:39,543 I think I have an idea for a movie. 734 00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:37,460 Okay, and the hand reaches uselessly. 735 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:41,131 It can't get the cigarettes. Continues to reach uselessly. 736 00:46:41,331 --> 00:46:43,600 Continues to reach, and... 737 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,335 Cut! 738 00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:49,506 Oh, my god. 739 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,409 - Hey, that was fun. - Yeah, that was good. 740 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:56,112 I don't think I get it though, still. 741 00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:58,515 What is it like, uh, an addiction metaphor? 742 00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:01,350 Maybe, I don't know, it's mostly just the best idea 743 00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:03,286 I could think to do with what we have to work with. 744 00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:04,587 Well, it's not like you care, 745 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,356 but I thought the whole thing was pretty "meh." 746 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,424 We could have chosen a more dynamic location, 747 00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:09,959 like the hot springs. 748 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,129 No, I didn't write anything like that into this idea. 749 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:13,230 What do you mean? 750 00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:14,865 You just came up with this "idea" like 751 00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:16,633 - five seconds ago. - No! 752 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:19,702 If it's not motivated, and it's not in the frame, 753 00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:20,871 then it doesn't exist. 754 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:28,211 But I guess we could still do Ferg's zombie thing instead. 755 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:29,712 - Yes! - Uh, no. 756 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:30,880 we're not cutting up our foreheads 757 00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:32,048 just for your video. 758 00:47:32,049 --> 00:47:33,683 Why not? Wrestlers do it all the time. 759 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,252 Yeah, I'm down! I'm down! 760 00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:37,254 - No! - No! 761 00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:05,849 Hey, we need to talk. 762 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:09,920 Oh. Yeah, sure. 763 00:48:13,523 --> 00:48:14,491 Where's Grant? 764 00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:15,726 I don't know. 765 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,083 Fuck. 766 00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:58,302 Grant? 767 00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,104 Yeah? 768 00:49:01,738 --> 00:49:03,106 Uh, we need a favor. 769 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:05,075 Wh... what is it? 770 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:08,010 We were just wondering if we could use your car 771 00:49:08,011 --> 00:49:10,147 to go into town for just, like, an hour? 772 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,449 What, why? 773 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:15,451 Turns out this guy from my fluid mech intensive is down here too. 774 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:16,819 And he just texted me and told me that 775 00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:19,088 he's got a bunch of extra Molly, which he can hook us up with 776 00:49:19,089 --> 00:49:20,724 - if we want any. - Which we do. 777 00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:22,826 I don't know, I was kind of hoping 778 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,794 maybe we would just chill out tonight. 779 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,431 Me too, that's exactly what Molly is, Beverly. 780 00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:28,899 Chilling out. 781 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:34,604 Okay fine, let's all go. I'll drive. 782 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:36,840 Afraid not. 783 00:49:37,107 --> 00:49:38,909 Fluid Mech is only gonna deal with somebody he knows. 784 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:40,911 Alone. 785 00:49:41,278 --> 00:49:44,581 Why-- Then why is Wilda going? 786 00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:46,183 Because... 787 00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:48,819 P.G.D. 788 00:49:49,386 --> 00:49:51,989 P.G.D? Wha... what's that? 789 00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:53,389 "Pretty Girl Discount." 790 00:49:53,390 --> 00:49:56,225 Cody thinks Fluid Mech will give us like 20 percent off 791 00:49:56,226 --> 00:49:57,293 - if we use... - Yeah. 792 00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:59,028 ...my toothsome cutie pie smile 793 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,163 to vex and beguile his base male instincts. 794 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:02,232 Ew! No. 795 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:06,470 - Tha... that's so gross. No way. - Please? Pretty, pretty, please? 796 00:50:11,308 --> 00:50:12,808 Okay, fine. Whatever. 797 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:14,810 Just text me so I know everything goes okay. 798 00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:15,779 You got it, man. 799 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:17,881 Thanks 800 00:50:19,549 --> 00:50:21,251 - I'm gonna go get my wallet. - Thanks. 801 00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:23,820 Wilda, can I ask you something. 802 00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:25,789 Promise you won't get mad? 803 00:50:27,057 --> 00:50:29,092 Okay. Yeah, what is it? 804 00:50:29,893 --> 00:50:30,827 Well, like. 805 00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:33,096 What's going on between you two? 806 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,066 You two who? 807 00:50:36,433 --> 00:50:38,235 You and Cody. Like... 808 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:40,903 It's okay if you're hooking up. All right, I'm not jealous, 809 00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:42,438 it just, it sucks that you'd hide something 810 00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:44,074 - like that from me. - Oh, my god. 811 00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:46,543 Grant, can you give me more credit than that? 812 00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:49,279 I don't care, I'm not like obsessed or anything. 813 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:50,813 It's just kind of immature, 814 00:50:50,814 --> 00:50:51,715 - is all. - Grant. 815 00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:53,749 Please don't start some weird drama. 816 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,885 I'm not! You're the one sneaking around, 817 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,753 going off on your secret little 818 00:50:57,087 --> 00:50:58,687 - Molly missions together. - Grant, we talked about this. 819 00:50:58,688 --> 00:51:00,924 For hours and hours, we talked. 820 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:02,926 We laid all the ground rules. 821 00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:05,228 And I feel like you're doing it again. 822 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:07,831 This fake shit, trying to act all cool. 823 00:51:08,031 --> 00:51:10,533 I mean, come on, just friends is what we talked about, 824 00:51:10,534 --> 00:51:11,600 - and you promised me. - We are friends! 825 00:51:11,601 --> 00:51:13,369 - You promised me. - I know what I promised. 826 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:15,104 - I know that I did. - You were the one who wanted to 827 00:51:15,105 --> 00:51:17,607 - break up with me, remember? - Whoa, what the fuck? 828 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,309 - Wilda, we both decided. - No! 829 00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:22,011 No, I'm not gonna argue with a crazy person. 830 00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:23,613 Okay, stop! Okay, look. 831 00:51:24,047 --> 00:51:26,015 Look, I'm the one that finally brought it up, 832 00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:29,218 but you were totally checked out of the relationship for months. 833 00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:30,152 That's not what I'm talking about. 834 00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:31,721 I'm talking about the creeping around. 835 00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:33,790 The following me. 836 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,459 - The watching? - I'm sorry, 837 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,327 I just wanna know what's up with you. 838 00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:39,562 That you're okay. 839 00:51:39,563 --> 00:51:41,631 You're my fucking friend, you know? 840 00:51:42,966 --> 00:51:43,967 Cody too. 841 00:51:54,711 --> 00:51:56,913 Whatever. 842 00:51:58,048 --> 00:51:59,049 Enjoy the truck. 843 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:02,285 Fuck you. 844 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:16,967 You okay, dude? 845 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,541 I'm fine. 846 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:29,446 Ah, shit, man. 847 00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:30,747 I mean, this is roughing it. 848 00:52:31,014 --> 00:52:33,116 You know, this dusty boy's our last brew dog. 849 00:52:33,783 --> 00:52:35,785 Hey, when are Cody and Wilda coming back with the re-up? 850 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:37,921 I don't know. 851 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,791 About ho...- how long ago did they leave? 852 00:52:42,192 --> 00:52:43,093 Uh... 853 00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:48,665 Fuck. 854 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:51,635 My battery's dead. You got a remote charger or something? 855 00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:56,039 Yeah, in... the truck. My phone, too. 856 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,574 Oh, so what? 857 00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:00,309 We're phoneless? Fucking phoneless bitches, dude? 858 00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:03,647 Why aren't they back yet? Like, should we be worried? 859 00:53:06,383 --> 00:53:08,018 Oh, you think it was the zombies? 860 00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:09,486 Shut up. 861 00:53:10,253 --> 00:53:14,523 Or, hey, maybe it was the aliens, or fuck, 862 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,225 - the apocalypse bikers, dude? - Knock it off! 863 00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:17,960 Hey, like you said, we're near skinwalker, right? 864 00:53:17,961 --> 00:53:19,396 Stop! Just be quiet. 865 00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:21,531 Or maybe... 866 00:53:22,265 --> 00:53:24,234 What if we unlocked something at the arch? 867 00:53:25,902 --> 00:53:27,269 You know, Cody said it was a portal. 868 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:29,005 Shut up! Just shut the fuck up. 869 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:33,877 I'm sorry, I just... 870 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,913 I wanna know what's up with them. 871 00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:39,683 Like, what's taking them so goddamn long? 872 00:53:40,617 --> 00:53:42,352 We should try and calm down, okay? 873 00:53:44,688 --> 00:53:45,922 Got any ghost stories? 874 00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:52,562 No. 875 00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:55,365 I'm not really in the mood. 876 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:22,659 Hello? 877 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,405 Ferg? 878 00:54:54,758 --> 00:54:55,659 Ferg! 879 00:55:02,499 --> 00:55:03,366 Ferg! 880 00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:10,273 Ferg, wait! 881 00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:15,545 Ferg! 882 00:55:40,203 --> 00:55:41,137 Wait! 883 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,429 Ferg. Ferg! 884 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:36,152 Cody? 885 00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:37,787 Wilda? 886 00:57:39,856 --> 00:57:41,290 Where were you? 887 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:44,293 What the hell are you doing? I'm-- I'm here. Stop shaking me! 888 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,295 I'm here. 889 00:57:46,996 --> 00:57:48,298 What were you doing in my tent? 890 00:57:50,533 --> 00:57:51,700 Were you trying to take my camera? 891 00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:53,670 No, you weren't here. You were not here. 892 00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:56,472 I think, uh... 893 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,707 ...I passed out. There was, like... 894 00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:00,477 a fucking city out there. 895 00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:02,144 What did you slip me last night? 896 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:03,412 I told you. Nothing-- 897 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,681 Now, I need to know. 898 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:06,649 Why weren't you in your tent last night? 899 00:58:08,618 --> 00:58:12,322 Because I was looking for you! You fucking moron drug addict! 900 00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:14,690 Your brains are so fucked, 901 00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:17,160 you were sleepwalking around like a fucking asshole! 902 00:58:22,532 --> 00:58:24,667 - There's no more water? - Yeah, we're out of everything. 903 00:58:25,034 --> 00:58:26,201 Cody and Wilda are still gone? 904 00:58:26,202 --> 00:58:27,437 Yeah, and they have all our keys, 905 00:58:27,704 --> 00:58:29,138 and our phones, and all our shit too! 906 00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:31,841 Okay. 907 00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:35,445 And we need to calm down, okay? 908 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:37,813 I'm sure they'll be back soon, they have to be. 909 00:58:44,754 --> 00:58:46,356 You said I was sleepwalking? 910 00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:50,727 Yeah 911 00:58:58,401 --> 00:58:59,701 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm gonna look 912 00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:01,036 - for Cody and Wilda. - Ferg! 913 00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:03,305 No! There's no more water. 914 00:59:03,306 --> 00:59:05,842 It's too far, and it's supposed to get really, really hot today. 915 00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,743 You were right about this being a fucking 916 00:59:07,744 --> 00:59:10,579 - horror movie, dude. - Don't be stupid! 917 00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:11,880 I was just fucking around with you! 918 00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:13,516 No, you weren't just fucking around! 919 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:16,419 You weren't. 920 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,855 I knew you felt it, but now I feel it too, dude. 921 00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:21,323 And Cody and Wilda? I mean, what? 922 00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:22,859 They're just, like, sitting ducks out there? 923 00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:25,495 - Are you fucking for real? - Exactly! 924 00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:28,565 Am I fucking for real? 925 00:59:30,366 --> 00:59:31,601 I don't know. 926 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:37,039 Or, you know... ... maybe... 927 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,041 Hey, maybe my existence started 928 00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:41,644 when you guys pulled up in a car right out front of my house. 929 00:59:43,279 --> 00:59:45,747 Or... 930 00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:47,449 Or whoever's house that was, 931 00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:49,885 you know, that-- that-- that-- that the film crew rented 932 00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:51,887 to use as a location for the movie that we're in-- 933 00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:53,288 Okay, you are on too many fucking drugs. 934 00:59:53,289 --> 00:59:54,356 - No, I'm not. - Cut it out 935 00:59:54,357 --> 00:59:56,192 with the metaphysical bullshit, okay? 936 00:59:57,126 --> 00:59:57,994 Look. 937 00:59:59,529 --> 01:00:01,464 Don't go. Okay? 938 01:00:03,066 --> 01:00:04,299 What am I gonna do here by myself? 939 01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:05,667 I don't know! I don't know. 940 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,903 I just know that I need to leave, like, right now. 941 01:00:07,904 --> 01:00:09,638 Ferg, please. 942 01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,206 I have a really bad feeling about this. 943 01:00:11,207 --> 01:00:12,375 No, get outta my way! 944 01:00:12,842 --> 01:00:14,843 So, we're in a horror movie? 945 01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:16,945 So what? What do you think happens 946 01:00:16,946 --> 01:00:18,380 to the main characters 947 01:00:18,381 --> 01:00:20,849 when they all start going off one by one? 948 01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:23,652 - We need to stick together. - Fuck you, dude! 949 01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:26,656 And let me out. Look, I just need to leave. 950 01:00:28,391 --> 01:00:30,426 Okay. 951 01:00:32,161 --> 01:00:33,396 Well, I have to stay. 952 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:36,698 Why? Why? 953 01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:38,234 Come with me, please! 954 01:00:39,168 --> 01:00:40,236 I can't. 955 01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:44,439 Fuck! Okay! 956 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,108 Then I'll just see you later, huh? 957 01:00:46,109 --> 01:00:47,443 I'll just see you later. 958 01:00:50,446 --> 01:00:52,281 You're making a huge mistake! 959 01:05:32,862 --> 01:05:34,897 Who? 960 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:58,020 Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! 961 01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:12,134 Cody! Wilda! 962 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:18,908 What the fuck! 963 01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:01,483 What's zee problem? 964 01:07:01,484 --> 01:07:04,520 Did zee fart mobile run out of zee farts, blegh! 965 01:07:05,788 --> 01:07:07,189 It just needs a second. 966 01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:10,992 Fucking Grant's car sucks as bad as his shitty movies 967 01:07:10,993 --> 01:07:13,329 Uh-oh! Vadda you think, Creap Heap? 968 01:07:13,662 --> 01:07:17,533 Zee car is dead. Shall we bail und flail? 969 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,035 Or shall we stay and filet? 970 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,406 Leave your creepy comment below, ah ah ah! 971 01:07:24,006 --> 01:07:25,107 You know, I don't really get it 972 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:26,708 Are you supposed to be, like, the Count 973 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:27,977 from Sesame Street or something? 974 01:07:28,644 --> 01:07:30,980 Mm, more like Elvira or Vampira. 975 01:07:31,447 --> 01:07:35,050 Or like a sexy, um, cryptkeeper, I guess? 976 01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:40,221 Well, are you German and Hungarian? 977 01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:42,358 Because your accent just keeps going back and forth. 978 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:45,560 Look, the Creap Heap is a work in progress, okay? 979 01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:47,462 Okay. 980 01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:48,997 Fucking Grant! 981 01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:52,267 Of course, you've got six tons of stage makeup in your car 982 01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:55,738 and zero roadside repair kits. Get outta my face. 983 01:07:56,872 --> 01:07:59,208 Just think how bored we would be if he did not. 984 01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:03,545 Ugh! How long have we been 985 01:08:03,546 --> 01:08:05,880 - stuck out here? - Fifteen minutes? 986 01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:07,015 An hour? Two hours? 987 01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:08,716 Like, I literally don't know anymore. 988 01:08:10,686 --> 01:08:12,321 Holy shit, are these guys for real? 989 01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:14,490 What? 990 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,858 Are these guys, right here, are they fucking for real? 991 01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:18,393 What is happen-- 992 01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:19,894 - Oh, my God! - Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck! 993 01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:21,930 They're for real. 994 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,966 Shit. Shit! Fuck! 995 01:08:44,086 --> 01:08:47,490 Did zee fart mobile run out of zee farts? Blegh! 996 01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:49,992 It just needs a second. 997 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:53,094 Fucking Grant's car sucks as bad as his shitty movies. 998 01:08:54,530 --> 01:08:55,831 How long have we been stuck in here? 999 01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:58,734 I don't know, 15 minutes? 1000 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:01,303 An hour? Two hours? I literally don't know. 1001 01:09:05,641 --> 01:09:07,176 What the f-- Who the hell are they? 1002 01:09:09,211 --> 01:09:10,378 - Ah, ah ah! - No, no, I'm serious. 1003 01:09:10,379 --> 01:09:12,780 Who, who the hell are they? Shit! Shit! 1004 01:09:12,781 --> 01:09:15,116 Oh, my God! 1005 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,685 Fuck! 1006 01:09:17,686 --> 01:09:19,454 Shit! 1007 01:09:47,950 --> 01:09:50,152 Ferg steps into their fate... 1008 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:55,558 and in seeing their face, now sees ours... 1009 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:10,839 Together they burn. 1010 01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:31,420 I can't get the camera! 1011 01:11:57,079 --> 01:12:00,181 No! Oh, ah! 1012 01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:01,984 Fuck! 1013 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:09,491 Fuck! 1014 01:12:50,499 --> 01:12:51,500 Ferg! 1015 01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:54,203 Jesus Christ! 1016 01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,344 I got you. 1017 01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:08,984 Ferg... 1018 01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:13,622 I'm sorry, Ferg. 1019 01:13:18,327 --> 01:13:20,362 No, don't look at them! 1020 01:13:31,373 --> 01:13:32,441 What are you doing? 1021 01:13:36,612 --> 01:13:39,181 No! Fuck, dude! 1022 01:13:39,882 --> 01:13:40,883 Don't! 1023 01:14:08,143 --> 01:14:09,945 Cody?! Wilda?! 1024 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:30,826 Oh, my God, Kevin! 1025 01:15:32,394 --> 01:15:33,929 Why would you do this? 1026 01:15:36,398 --> 01:15:38,667 And why would you do this 1027 01:15:39,301 --> 01:15:41,703 to me? 1028 01:16:40,128 --> 01:16:41,196 Wilda! 1029 01:16:43,632 --> 01:16:45,000 Wilda! 1030 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:45,292 What the fuck! 1031 01:17:45,293 --> 01:17:46,427 What is happening? 1032 01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:48,162 - No! - Someone call 9-1-1! 1033 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,520 So, how is he? 1034 01:18:12,888 --> 01:18:14,189 I couldn't bring myself to go in, 1035 01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:16,458 but Wilda's in there right now. 1036 01:18:17,926 --> 01:18:20,228 So, Ojai, Krotona? 1037 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:21,463 Are you nervous? 1038 01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:25,233 Uh, just trying to stay present. 1039 01:18:25,934 --> 01:18:27,569 Wait, ther-- One more thing. Ther-- 1040 01:18:27,936 --> 01:18:30,838 Delta Flight 6504 to Los Angeles 1041 01:18:30,839 --> 01:18:32,541 now boarding Group C. 1042 01:18:33,308 --> 01:18:34,309 Uh, that's me. 1043 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:37,244 Okay dude, um, give Wilda my love, 1044 01:18:37,245 --> 01:18:39,181 and, and yeah, I gotta go. 1045 01:18:48,023 --> 01:18:50,358 Hey! Uh, how is he? 1046 01:18:56,064 --> 01:18:58,400 This is where he needs to be, yeah? 1047 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,503 - They can help him here. - It's over. 1048 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:06,508 Yeah, no, I, I understand. 1049 01:19:07,442 --> 01:19:09,444 Um... it's been a lot. 1050 01:19:10,779 --> 01:19:12,881 No, that's not what I mean. 1051 01:19:57,559 --> 01:19:59,928 Is... is anyone still there? 1052 01:20:05,133 --> 01:20:06,168 Hello? 72773

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