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CHUCK: I'm Chuck. Here are a few thingsyou need to know.
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You really thinkyou've been fighting evil?
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Doing good?
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You think it was all a coincidence?
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The lntersect, Fulcrum, The Ring,Shaw, Agent X?
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You're just a pawn. You always were.
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No! No, no, no. Don't take the Intersect.
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-You're fired, Chuck.
-No!
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[GRUNTS]
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Operation Bartowski is done.
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What if we went into business
for ourselves?
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Hartley turned over
all of Volkoff's assets to us.
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Our first purchase was the Buy More
and everything below it.
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Freelance spies.
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Under the radar, above the law.
Oh, man, this is gonna be so much fun.
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Oh, nice.
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Guys...
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...I know kung fu.
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So ocean view. Gulls flying by.
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Think this is something
you could get used to?
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I'm more of a toes-in-the-sand
kind of girl.
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I like the idea of waking up in the
morning and rolling out onto the beach.
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Okay. Well, then maybe we can find
a nice little place on the sand someday...
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-...if we, you know--
SARAH: Survive this?
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CHUCK:
Yeah.
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Hi. How you doing today?
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No shooting.
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I don't want the blood
and the mess on the pool deck.
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Make them jump.
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[GUN COCKS]
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-Think we can survive this?
-Uh, I don't think so, honey.
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JEAN CLAUDE:
"Honey"?
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You talk like an old married couple.
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Well, actually....
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I'm sorry, l don't care.
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Throw them off the cliff.
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Do it and die, Jean Claude.
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We came for the vase.
It belongs to our client.
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You let us have it,
and maybe we'll let you live.
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SARAH:
You've fallen into our trap.
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You see, we work with a master spy,
somebody who you can't see coming.
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In fact, right now, he's probably--
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[GUN COCKS]
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[SlGHS]
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I want it noted
that I took out six of their guys.
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HENCHMAN:
He was taking this.
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You thieves have expensive tastes.
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This vase is worth $6 million.
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It's times like these
I wish I had the lntersect.
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Well, you don't.
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-What now, Moriarty?
-Kill them.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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We have another master spy.
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[GROANS]
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[BEEPlNG]
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Okay. Yes. Yes.
First mission as the lntersect.
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You can do this.
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They need you, Morgan, so get in there,
okay? And you be a man.
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No, be more than a man.
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Start with the man part.
Just be a man first.
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Keep going, thief. This is fun.
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The fun's about to end because,
while we've been chatting...
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...our other spy has been effortlessly
breaching your compound's security.
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm good, I'm good.
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He's heartless, cruel.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, fishies,
about your pond.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You think your security men
are the best? Top-notch?
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I admit, l do.
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SARAH: Well, our spy is currently
slicing through them...
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...like a hot knife through butter.
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Go on, say something
about you-know-who.
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Do l have to?
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[WHlSPERS]
Yes.
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He'll tear your limbs off
and beat you with them.
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Okay, okay.
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Points for trying,
but where is this master spy?
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MORGAN:
You looking for me?
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Right here, tough guy.
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[JEAN CLAUDE LAUGHlNG]
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Kill him too. Kill them all.
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Come on.
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-Now's the time, buddy.
-I'm working on it. Working on it.
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And we're dead.
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[GASPS]
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Let's dance.
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[GRUNTING AND YELLING]
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Who the hell are you?
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Charles Carmichael
of Carmichael Industries...
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...private contractors, spies for hire.
Don't forget it.
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[VASE BREAKS]
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Wow, l really thought
that the latch was latched, but, uh....
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Buff that right out. l think we can still
make that-- We'll make that work.
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We're still working out the kinks.
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CHUCK: Alrighty, folks.
It wasn't a total catastrophe.
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The client was not interested
in the vase...
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...but the microchip inside it,
and that is intact.
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Boom.
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[CHUCK SPEAKS lN SPANlSH]
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MORGAN: Bam, we're in the pink.
-The vase was gonna be our payment.
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And still is, fully restored.
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Who's not gonna pay 6 mil
for a slightly used Ming vase?
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[SlGHS]
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SARAH: Chuck, we mowed through
the Volkoff fortune on start-up costs.
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Look at these numbers.
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Forty-two million dollars,
which is a lot of dough.
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SARAH: Rockets, bullets, the private jet,
servicing the private jet...
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...the fresh shrimp that Morgan
likes to eat on the private jet.
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They're just not the same frozen.
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They're expensive,
and if we're going to stay solvent...
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...we need to collect soon.
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Or crawl back to Beckman,
get a government contract.
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Never had a problem with Uncle Sam.
Beat the yahoos we got coming here.
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Our problem is not Uncle Sam,
it's Clyde Decker.
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-I don't see that changing any time soon.
-Beg, plead.
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You know l get antsy taking cases
with moral ambiguity.
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Guys, come--
Sarah, isn't this what we wanted?
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Come on. Carmichael lndustries.
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The independence and freedom
to do what we want.
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We're doing good. We're doing good.
We got a solid team.
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We just need a little more time
to get our feet on solid ground.
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And in the meantime,
we work for dirtbags.
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Chuck, you're handling this really well.
All the bumps in the road...
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...and Morgan with the Intersect,
and you without it.
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Which is fine.
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Morgan, yes, has the Intersect now,
but l'm happy for him.
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Plus, I get to work with my
smoking-hot wife and my best friends.
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Who could ask for anything more?
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-What was that?
-What was what?
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-Are you hiding something?
-Why would l need to hide anything?
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Morgan, Operation VFTB is dead.
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View From the Bluff is dead?
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Ugh, Chuck, I found the perfect house
for you guys.
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I was wrong.
Sarah doesn't want a house on the bluff.
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-She wants her toes in the sand.
-Operation Toes in the Sand.
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Actually, it makes a better acronym.
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Toes in the-- T-I-T--
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Why don't we just call it
Operation Toes, okay?
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Hmm, fine, fine. I'll start my research.
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Oh, Chuck, I know you've been setting
aside funds for this house...
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...and I hope my accident with the vase
didn't blow it for you.
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No. Hey, hey, don't worry about it.
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We got a very promising
potential client.
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We're gonna wine and dine him,
and soon enough, we will be raking it in.
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Good, and you know what?
If it all goes south, well, we still have--
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The Buy More.
She's served us well over the years.
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It all seems so normal.
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A little too normal.
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Yeah. Sleeping dogs, though.
Sleeping dogs.
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[CELL PHONE RlNGS]
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Oh, it's Casey.
Wants us down in Castle.
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CHUCK:
Yeah, all right.
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Hoist the flag.
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CHUCK:
Hey, Casey. What do you need?
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New client's here. l don't like him.
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What? The who? The what?
The client? The client is here?
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I thought we were gonna
wine and dine the guy.
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Waste of time. He's here.
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Casey, this is supposed to be
a secret base.
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I took precautions.
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Oh, good.
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Casey, what precautions?
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[PANTlNG]
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What the hell kind
of operation is this?
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We're still working out the kinks.
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Twenty million dollars was stolen
from me by a high-level Ponzi schemer.
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You heard the name Roger Bale?
Well, you will soon.
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He's bilked investors to the tune
of about a half a billion dollars.
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Why not go to the cops?
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I did, but Bale has falsified records...
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...saying he lost the money in trading
and he's broke.
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But he keeps buying property
in St. Martin. He's a thief.
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The heart of Bale's operation
is a computer vault...
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...in his corporate headquarters.
Access the accounts, get my money.
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Yes. We ride at midnight.
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His security is deadly.
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So maybe we ride
first thing in the morning.
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-No need to rush.
-That's a better idea.
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Twenty percent of what you recover
is yours.
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Fifty. Done some digging
on you, Woodley.
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You're just an ambulance chaser,
trial lawyer, scum of the earth.
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Uh, he's kidding. He's kidding.
He's only kidding.
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Casey,
Bale is worth infiltrating anyway.
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Looks like he's stolen money
from teachers' unions and families.
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He stole 2 million
from Rush Limbaugh.
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Tell me everything you know
about this animal.
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WOODLEY: He's throwing himself a partytomorrow night. His going-away.
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But it's strictly invite, and everythinggoes through his secure BlackBerry.
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What a complete tool.
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"Blah, blah, blah," on the Bluetooth
all day. How rude.
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SARAH [OVER RADlO]:
I'm getting a good feed from the satellite.
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The party's being set up.
The place looks like a fortress.
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CHUCK:
See? Satellite was a good investment.
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Just gotta figure out a way
to get into his PDA...
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...and invite ourselves to this party.
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Let's talk house, homeboy.
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-What was that? Did you say "house"?
-Nothing. Just hopping off real quick.
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[CHUCKLES]
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The house is secret, remember?
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The only real secret is gonna be
which room you're sleeping in.
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Why? Seventeen of them.
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Pool, screening room,
bowling alley, gourmet kitchen...
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...second bowling alley,
and it's on the beach.
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-I mean, it's crazy, but--
-Hey. Toes in the sand.
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-Toes in the sand. Toes in the sand.
-Toes in the sand.
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Could you imagine
how awesome this would be, buddy?
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I mean, to give Sarah the dream life?
Owning our own company...
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...living in the dream home,
a place that we can call our own.
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We just need this gig to pay out.
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I know.
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[CELL PHONE RlNGS]
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One second.
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Why don't we nab this guy's phone
while he's playing squash?
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-What?
-I just zoomed on his gym bag.
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Kensington Athletic.
A super-exclusive squash club.
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-He's gotta have a regular game, right?
-Morgan, that's fantastic. Fantastic.
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"Zoomed"? What did you say? You--?
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What? Did you--?
You zoomed on his gym bag?
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Yeah, because you had "flash,"
which was great...
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...but, eh, wanna do my own thing, mix it
up a little bit, so I came up with "zoom."
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-You don't like it. Ah, you don't like it.
-No, hey.
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"Zoom" it is, buddy, you know.
Whatever you want.
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Really?
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You're amazing. You are so Zen now.
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If I had a power like that and l thought it
was gone forever, oh, l'd be a wreck.
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Whew. Not you, man. You are my hero.
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You're great
even without the Intersect.
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How certain are you that these glasses
only had one reload left in them?
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[ELLIE SIGHS]
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Like, very certain.
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I tried to access the program,
but there was no way to update it.
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This version of the lntersect
is a one-time deal. l'm sorry.
237
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,610
That's okay. That's okay.
238
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:45,031
Morgan's got it now,
and he's doing surprisingly well, so....
239
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,243
Chuck, what's wrong?
240
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:50,411
[SlGHS]
241
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,623
The lntersect opened me up
to big dreams.
242
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,460
But in order for those dreams
to become a reality...
243
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,921
...I need this business to succeed,
and--
244
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,758
You think the company doesn't work
if you don't have the lntersect?
245
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,636
Yeah.
246
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:11,224
Chuck, I don't think that Dad wanted
you to have the lntersect forever.
247
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,935
And besides, you don't need it.
248
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,938
The computer
didn't make you a hero...
249
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,108
...it just gave you an opportunity
to become one.
250
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,652
Now it's up to you.
251
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,072
Training wheels are off, you'll fall down,
but l promise you...
252
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,199
...you can do this.
253
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,287
My 2 cents.
254
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,707
Thanks, sis.
255
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,835
I needed a good Ellie speech.
256
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,461
Well, what are sisters for?
257
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:41,963
[CHUCK CHUCKLES]
258
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:57,145
The mission
is to access Roger Bale's PDA...
259
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,814
...and put ourselves on the guest list
for his party.
260
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,735
The phone is gonna be difficult to get to
and password-protected when we do.
261
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,487
If we do. Bale has bodyguards.
Could be trouble.
262
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,157
And that's why you're the one
going for the phone.
263
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,826
This plug-in will cut through
all the encryption...
264
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,662
...and install a virus
that will send me an invite.
265
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,750
Bale is playing in a squash tournament.
Morgan, delay his opponent...
266
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,837
...while I step in and match up with Bale.
He'll get to know my face and name.
267
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,673
When I show up at the party,
I won't be a stranger.
268
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,760
What? What's the problem?
What's up?
269
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,678
You're gonna play?
270
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,973
Do you actually play
any non-video game sports?
271
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,642
Yeah, l played some racquetball.
272
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,019
I think I can fake squash
for half an hour, heh.
273
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,272
-No, Chuck, l don't think so.
CASEY: Ahem.
274
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,608
Sarah.
275
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,780
Uh, well, sweetheart, um...
276
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,199
...you know, I think what, um....
277
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,201
CASEY:
Let's put Grimes on the court.
278
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,703
He can zoom on squash,
give the guy a game.
279
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,622
"Zoom," Casey?
280
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,208
It'll buy me some time.
You delay his opponent.
281
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:04,879
Take over the job l was gonna do. lt'll be
great. What was the job I was gonna do?
282
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:06,965
[BURNHAM GRUNTS]
283
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,426
BURNHAM:
Yeah. Oh.
284
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:14,055
Think I'm supposed to be playing now.
You sure it's only 2:00?
285
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,475
Oh, Mr. Burnham,
you just sit here and relax.
286
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,227
I will tell you when it's time.
287
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,980
And right now, it is not time.
288
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,987
Bale's coming.
Casey, he's headed your way.
289
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,574
-Get ready. He'll be there in a minute.
-Yep.
290
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,913
Chuck, you keep that bear on that table,
or this all falls apart.
291
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,417
Remember, l like it deep and hard.
292
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,585
That's great.
293
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,295
That just sounds great.
294
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,094
BALE:
Hey, man, sorry for the delay.
295
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,222
I had a hot tub
full of nursing students.
296
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,516
-So chatty.
MORGAN: Totally.
297
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,770
-So you must be Killer Burnham?
MORGAN: He's a no-show.
298
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,857
I'm Michael Carmichael
of Michael Carmichael Industries.
299
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,775
That sounds like big money.
300
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:12,280
Hmm, you have no idea. You know,
if l was standing on my wallet...
301
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,866
-...I'd be tall. Ha, ha.
-Yeah.
302
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,036
-Your skin is soft to the touch.
-There you go.
303
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,787
CHUCK:
Is that a waxing situation?
304
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:23,624
My wife's talked to me about waxing,
but not a fan of physical contact.
305
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,794
Outside of my job, of course.
This is what l do every day, heh.
306
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,885
Hey, uh, your ball warm?
307
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,472
Here we go.
308
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:46,105
Amigo, my ball is red-hot.
309
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,445
BALE: You're pretty quick.
-"Sneaky quick," they call that.
310
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,864
Bale. Sneaky quick.
311
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,956
BURNHAM: Put a little elbow grease into it.
-Oh, yeah? Should l do that?
312
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,583
BURNHAM: There you go.
-There it is.
313
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,834
Almost there.
314
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,337
Almost there.
315
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,005
BURNHAM:
Little deeper.
316
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,092
You know, you are a thick man.
317
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,969
-Yeah, right there.
-There it is.
318
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,805
Come on.
319
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,223
[DOOR CLOSES NEARBY]
320
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,020
STARK: Turn and reach,
you old son of a bitch.
321
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,941
Hey, Chuck, we got a big problem.
Casey's caught up getting Bale's phone.
322
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,152
Maybe I can tranq my guy,
give Casey an assist.
323
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:40,034
So let me ask you a question. Uh, this guy
you're supposed to play, Jim Burnham...
324
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,203
...you called him something else.
325
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,873
"Killer." Heard he killed nine men
in the foreign legion.
326
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,166
The name stuck.
327
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,710
Hmm, only nine, huh?
328
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:55,007
BURNHAM: What the hell?
-Ah! No, no, somebody's not relaxing.
329
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,551
Relax, breathe, breathe.
330
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,719
I just dropped something.
Oil's slippery.
331
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,723
[STARK CHUCKLES]
332
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,475
John Casey.
333
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:09,147
I knew you'd fall for that old line.
I haven't seen you since jump school.
334
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,983
Stark. Been a while.
335
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,318
CHUCK: Breathe.
-Is that a gun?
336
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,905
I am gonna rip your head off.
337
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,909
What's a leatherneck like you doing
in the Kensington Club?
338
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,828
-Private security.
-Me too.
339
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,204
For a turd named Bale.
340
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:29,333
Real scuzzer, but at least it's a payday.
I don't have to sell you on selling out.
341
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,252
Guy with your skills, Casey...
342
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,963
-...you've got to be raking it in.
-Uh-huh.
343
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,177
[BURNHAM GRUNTS]
344
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,763
[CHUCKLES]
345
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:47,518
You think one little dart
is gonna drop 400 pounds of solid meat?
346
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,938
[CHUCKLES]
347
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:53,983
That's it.
348
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,234
[CHUCK YELLS]
349
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,111
[MOUTHS]
Drop him and stretch it out.
350
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,742
You seem like
a moderately successful individual.
351
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,954
[BOTH GRUNTlNG]
352
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,459
Let's say a fella had 40 mil
kind of lying around doing nothing.
353
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,420
-What would you do with it?
-You looking to invest?
354
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,256
I might be. I might be.
355
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:21,969
[GRUNTS]
356
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,813
No. No. No!
357
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,153
BALE:
Good game, Carmichael.
358
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,658
Oh, Bunny Doll. Bunny Doll, Bale.
Bale, Bunny Doll.
359
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,619
Hey, uh, why don't you guys come
to my party tomorrow night?
360
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,580
Tomorrow night? Bunny Doll,
do we have anything, uh, planned?
361
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,040
No. I don't think so.
362
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,209
-Well, how do you feel? You wanna go?
-Oh, I'm game.
363
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,670
MORGAN: Hmm.
-Excellent.
364
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:56,963
MORGAN:
Good, good, good.
365
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:58,589
It's a date, then, huh?
366
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,009
Tomorrow night. I'll e-mail you.
367
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,388
[CHUCK WHIMPERS]
368
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,348
[BURNHAM GRUNTS]
369
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,268
Quit goofing around. We gotta go.
370
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,312
-What about the mission?
-Don't worry. Morgan saved the day.
371
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,856
-Got an invite to the party.
-Huh?
372
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,192
Thank God for the lntersect, huh?
373
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,613
Hey, buddy.
374
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,199
-Nice work on the mish today.
-Yes.
375
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:29,203
We wired a couple million dollars into
Bale's account. You're set for the party.
376
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,372
Would you go Bogart
with the white tux...
377
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,208
...or would you go Bond
with the black tux?
378
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,294
Uh, black, definitely.
379
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,172
I knew it. l knew black tux.
Always bet on black. Right?
380
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,799
Okay, what's wrong?
381
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,886
Chuck, is this lntersect withdrawal?
I mean, are you missing it?
382
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,473
Sure. Yeah.
383
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,685
Of course. But it's more than that.
384
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,522
I'm just realizing
how hard it's gonna be without it.
385
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,859
I guess l got used to our spy missions
being a little easier.
386
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,406
But remember the big picture here.
387
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:11,746
Your beautiful wife, your perfect home.
It's all right here. "Toes in the sand."
388
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,498
-It's the big picture.
-Hey.
389
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,084
I gotta go. I'll get this to the lab.
390
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,377
-Good job, team.
-Yeah.
391
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,630
-Right. High-five here.
-Good, good, good. Good briefing.
392
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,258
SARAH: Chuck, do you realize
that I'm a trained spy...
393
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,678
...who can tell when somebody
is keeping a secret? Especially...
394
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,139
...when that someone happens to be
my husband.
395
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:34,560
It's who l am.
Husband without a secret.
396
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,772
Casey and l are going
to scout Bale's headquarters...
397
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,607
...so we'll talk about this later.
398
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,942
Can't this be
that one-time conversation?
399
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,116
[SlGHS]
400
00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,460
CHUCK:
This isn't good.
401
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:02,922
MORGAN: We've finally lost control of this
store, haven't we?
402
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:04,965
All right, where's Jeff?
403
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,926
No. Where's Lester?
404
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,845
I can sense his evil little hand
all over this.
405
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,472
[WHlRRING]
406
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,642
CHUCK:
Hey, Jeff.
407
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,488
Heartbreaking, isn't it?
408
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,199
-What happened?
-What do you mean?
409
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,161
Is this about poor Jeffrey over there?
410
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:35,496
[lN UNISON]
"Poor Jeffrey"?
411
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:38,290
He was trampled
by a stampede of secretaries...
412
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:42,128
...during the midnight release
of the talking Justin Bieber doll.
413
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,629
His legs were crushed.
414
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,341
He may never walk again.
415
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,343
But you would know that...
416
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:53,013
...if you ever bothered to come in
and actually manage the store, Grimes.
417
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,432
Or you, Bartowski...
418
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,768
...if you ever bothered to come by
and check up on your friends.
419
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,645
Shame.
420
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,981
Shame.
421
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,696
Morgan, I can't believe it.
422
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,489
It's terrible. I feel so bad.
423
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:13,659
No, Morgan.
I mean, I literally can't believe it.
424
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,995
Really? This?
They wouldn't. They couldn't.
425
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:20,541
What am I talking about? It's Jeff
and Lester. lt's a scam. Of course.
426
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,046
Please help.
427
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:27,548
Buy More insurance ran out.
428
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,552
Ugh. The audacity. As the secret owner
of this establishment...
429
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:33,721
...I know we have excellent insurance.
430
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:37,224
How are we gonna prove Jeff and Lester
are bilking from the store?
431
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:40,978
Maybe we construct some sort of ruse
and trick him up out of the chair.
432
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,063
Or we could-- Hang on.
433
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,530
Or we could wait for him to stand up
like the moron that he is.
434
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:52,907
Yeah.
435
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:58,204
-This is some sort of insurance scam?
-Hey, guys.
436
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,664
Give back every penny,
or you're going to jail.
437
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,874
To see my mom?
438
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,002
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, guys, guys,
what are you doing?
439
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,837
This is a very sick man here.
440
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:10,174
Ah! Oh, my gosh.
441
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,593
Jeffrey, you can walk.
442
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,053
Guys, it's a miracle.
443
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,346
It's a miracle.
444
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,598
This is because of your donations.
445
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,525
Shame.
446
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,944
-Shame.
-Shame.
447
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,034
We may need to spend some more time
at the Buy More.
448
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,245
Yeah, we do. Oh.
449
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,289
Oh, I forgot.
Sarah wants to have a talk.
450
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,124
She knows l'm keeping a secret.
451
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,418
Oh, no. Not the house.
452
00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:48,003
She's gonna try and break me.
453
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,296
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
454
00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,799
Okay, I'm gonna hold on to this,
right?
455
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,218
And, uh, you go in there,
and you be strong.
456
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,597
Good luck. Remember,
I'm not there to save you this time.
457
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:05,229
-Sarah?
SARAH: In a minute.
458
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,190
Um....
459
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,820
So, honey, here's the thing.
460
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,155
Uh, I'm not trying to keep anything
from you.
461
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:18,450
You are my wife,
and that's a part of the deal.
462
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:19,785
I'm well aware of that.
463
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:24,999
I would, however, like to keep
a few things in a "special category"...
464
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:29,670
...of "you don't need to know about"-ness.
Yeah.
465
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,645
No, no.
466
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,815
Not today. This has worked in the past.
Not today.
467
00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,317
What is it?
468
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,193
This. This. All that.
469
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,822
What's your secret, Chuck?
470
00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,824
My lips are sealed.
471
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:03,120
Well, let me help you unseal them.
472
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:13,505
-Hand it over.
-He cracked like an egg.
473
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:17,343
-It's an acronym. You see the little dots?
-Whatever.
474
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,721
If you were to break it up
and sound it out phonetically....
475
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,558
[SARAH CHUCKLES]
476
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,895
It's very sweet, Chuck,
that you tried to surprise me.
477
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,064
With a dream home?
478
00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,817
Like that one right there,
right on the sand.
479
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,321
The perfect house for
the perfect woman. What do you think?
480
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,660
It's not right, is it?
481
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:46,830
You know,
I could just keep playing detective...
482
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,708
...and trying to read your mind and....
483
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,877
Well, I haven't, um....
484
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:55,255
Well, this isn't something
that I've ever told anybody.
485
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,257
Hello?
486
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,592
Husband.
487
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,845
It's my official title now.
I have a ring to prove it.
488
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,848
You can tell me things
that you don't tell other people.
489
00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:12,606
Uh, well, when I was a little girl, my, uh,
dad's "work" kept us moving around a lot.
490
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:17,277
And I always imagined
what a real family would feel like...
491
00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:19,905
...what the perfect home
for us all would be...
492
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,033
...and, you know, the dream house.
Is this stupid?
493
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,994
No, no, it's not. Babe, continue.
494
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:31,792
Well, I always imagined, uh,
a little white house with a red door--
495
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,129
And don't laugh,
but it had a picket fence...
496
00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:39,883
...just like, you know, the houses
that you see on TV that people live in.
497
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,260
Hmm.
498
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,804
Mid-century. Very Leave It to Beaver.
499
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,558
Cozy, homey and simple.
500
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,476
And perfect.
501
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:56,316
-Really?
-I'm gonna find you your dream home...
502
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,318
...whatever it takes.
503
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,487
I'll do anything. l promise.
504
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,326
Testing, one, two.
505
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:07,911
One, two, three.
506
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,001
[CHATTERING]
507
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,422
CHUCK [OVER RADIO]:
Looking good, team.
508
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,257
Especially you, Sarah.
509
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,968
Well, let's have a great mission,
huh, team?
510
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,429
While l sit by myself in the van.
511
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,349
God, I hope this works.
512
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:35,522
CHUCK: All right.
Let's go over the plan one more time.
513
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:39,318
Casey, locate Bale's computer vault.
Morgan, Sarah, create a distraction...
514
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,696
...giving Casey time to get into the vaultand tap into the system.
515
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,031
Got it.
516
00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:48,035
-Bale, old man. Good to see you.
-Nice to see you.
517
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,204
-Right? Yeah, you remember Sarah?
-I do.
518
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:53,582
Right. This is Chalmers,
my mute manservant.
519
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,877
We have received your wire
and account information.
520
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,464
On behalf of our investors,
we're very excited to have you aboard.
521
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,216
Oh, I bet. l bet.
522
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,051
Follow me.
523
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,386
Will do.
524
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,473
I was to be your accountant.
525
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,225
What l did was l improvised.
526
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,601
-Okay.
-Hmm.
527
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:16,230
CHUCK: Morgan, buddy, you're doing great.Doing great. Just stay on point.
528
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,232
Remember the mission.
Casey, you're up.
529
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:32,079
Excellent. Excellent, Casey. Excellent.
Cable leads down the hall.
530
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,915
-That's where the vault is.
-I'll need a key card.
531
00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:36,917
-Sarah?
SARAH: l'm on it.
532
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:42,923
As you can see,
my fortune is based on shared wealth.
533
00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:46,552
Finding others
who enjoy the better things in life.
534
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,929
SARAH:
Well, that's very bold, Mr. Bale.
535
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:52,599
Chuck, this jerk is starting to get handsy
with my girl.
536
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,268
Our girl. Your girl.
537
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:56,353
CHUCK:
Calm. Calm, Morgan. Just calm down.
538
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,772
No, no, no.
I think I'm gonna zoom, okay?
539
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:02,442
I can feel it coming on. Kung fu.
I'll karate-chop this guy in the face.
540
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,362
No, no, no. Do not do that.
You're gonna zoom too soon.
541
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,948
Premature zoom? Really? Crap.
542
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:09,658
Okay, okay. What do I do?
543
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,119
Think about baseball.
544
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,453
MORGAN:
Baseball.
545
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:16,790
Why baseball? l mean, come on.
It is so boring.
546
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,043
I mean, just pitch
the damn ball already.
547
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:24,464
And enough talk with the statistics. Do
you know what slugging percentage is?
548
00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:29,177
I don't know what slugging percentage
is. And, honestly, who the hell cares?
549
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,762
[SlGHS]
550
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,224
All right, that worked.
Thank you, buddy. l'm good.
551
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,810
Perhaps l can show you around
the gardens outside.
552
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:40,564
They are modeled after
the pleasure gardens of ltaly.
553
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,150
Well, the pleasure would be all mine.
554
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,320
[WHlSPERS]
You're a good girl.
555
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,908
-What a slime bag.
CASEY: Yeah.
556
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:55,162
Excellent work, everybody. Casey
is on his way to the computer vault.
557
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:59,166
-Morgan, Sarah, distraction time.
-Alrighty, Chuck. Am l up?
558
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,460
Oh, you are up, buddy. Zoom away.
559
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,840
[SlGHS]
560
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,550
[BAND PLAYlNG SALSA MUSlC]
561
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,469
Oh, yeah. I like that.
562
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,016
Sarah.
563
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,986
Let me show you how it's done.
564
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,708
[ALL APPLAUD]
565
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,972
Nice work, Morgan.
566
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,778
[BEEPlNG]
567
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,905
-We're in.
-Bingo.
568
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,074
Once all the accounts
are downloaded...
569
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,786
...we can reroute them
to the original investors.
570
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,162
[POWERlNG DOWN]
571
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:22,040
No, no, no. What's happening?
572
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:25,335
Decker.
573
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,753
Hello, Chuck.
574
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:29,339
-What are you doing?
DECKER: I'm using your computer...
575
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,717
...to access Bale's accountsand freeze them.
576
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,927
No, no, no.
You're gonna trigger the alarm.
577
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,512
My people are still inside.
578
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,097
Your people?
579
00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:38,390
Cute.
580
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,114
I know you lied to me.
I know l'm not part of your plan...
581
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,908
...whatever the hell that is, okay?
You've won.
582
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,285
Now, let us go.
583
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,955
Payback's a bitch, Charlie.
584
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,375
No. Guys, guys, get out of there.
585
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,627
Mr. Carmichael?
586
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,965
Darling, I know what you did
with my key card.
587
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:17,095
Come with me now, or I will kill you
in front of all of my friends.
588
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:22,059
Uh-uh, I think, actually, what's gonna
happen is I'm gonna open up a big can of--
589
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,314
What?
590
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:29,566
Come with me, colonel.
591
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,611
Oh, I'm sorry.
You used to be a colonel.
592
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:37,407
Morgan, Sarah, Casey, please,
tell me what's happening.
593
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,173
I'm locked out of the accounts.
What have you done?
594
00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:57,803
Do anything to us, and you'll never have
access to those accounts ever again.
595
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,805
You see, we work with somebody.
596
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:03,683
A master spy who always has a plan.
597
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,519
Okay. Okay, this isn't good.
598
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,522
No plan. No plan.
The master spy does not have a plan.
599
00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:10,524
Uh, I don't wanna hear her voice anymore.
600
00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:14,152
Take them all downstairs.
I'll decide what to do with them later.
601
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:18,198
I need you to get somebody from our
computer team on the phone right now!
602
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:19,491
STARK:
Yes, sir.
603
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:20,700
I think I have a plan.
604
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:28,875
Computer emergency?
605
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:36,508
What's wrong with it?
606
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,386
An outside computer
is accessing your system.
607
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:40,887
You're under attack.
608
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:43,890
Don't worry. I cut into the attack.
Your accounts are here.
609
00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:45,976
BALE: ls it fixed?
-Yeppers.
610
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,853
Get rid of him.
611
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,397
Huh? Wait. What's happening?
I'm just the lT guy.
612
00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:54,151
You saw things you weren't supposed
to see. And I don't like your face.
613
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,153
Kill him. Then the others.
614
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,530
I'd think twice about that, Bale.
615
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,701
I pull these wires,
your firewall goes down...
616
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,162
...and the CIA is inside of you
in seconds.
617
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,250
Inside of your computer in seconds.
618
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,043
Who are you?
619
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,879
Carmichael.
620
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:15,839
Charles Carmichael.
621
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:18,508
I have your brother, Michael.
622
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,595
I know, and you're gonna let him
and the others go.
623
00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:26,892
I so much as sneeze,
and, well, you lose all your money.
624
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,478
Oh! Ha, ha. Oops.
625
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:32,606
That was about 1 0 million bucks
right there, Roge.
626
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,316
[COMPUTER BEEPlNG]
627
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,901
Let them go.
628
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:41,198
What the hell is going on?
629
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:43,283
You're free to go.
630
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,120
Hey, Chuck? Chuck, can you hear me?
Where are you?
631
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,039
-Sarah, you outside?
SARAH: Yeah.
632
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,625
They let us go. Are you still inside?
633
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,752
Don't worry about me. Just go.
634
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,629
No, I'm not going anywhere.
635
00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:58,465
CHUCK: You, Casey and Morganget in the van and leave now.
636
00:36:58,633 --> 00:36:59,758
Did l do great?
637
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:00,967
CASEY:
Shut up, moron.
638
00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:03,470
Chuck, I am not leaving my husband
on a mission.
639
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,138
Sarah....
640
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,390
Sarah, l'm sorry.
641
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,517
I wanted to buy you the house.
642
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:12,812
I wanted to give you the future
you've always dreamed of.
643
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,732
-But more than that, I want you to live.
-Come on.
644
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,568
Don't make me die in vain.
Leave me behind.
645
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,237
Get in the van.
646
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,030
Leave. Leave me behind!
647
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:26,660
-We can't leave him behind like that.
-Please, leave!
648
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,749
Guys, please don't leave me behind.I have a plan.
649
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,627
Your friends are safe,
but you're stuck here.
650
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,003
What were you thinking?
651
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:38,838
Actually, I was thinking fast.
652
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:41,841
There's a button on the control panel.Hit that button.
653
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:43,969
I just hope they got my message.
654
00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:00,193
Morgan, disconnect usfrom the building's electrical line.
655
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,861
Casey, get the van moving.
656
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:05,115
Sarah, there's a rather large windowon the east side of the building.
657
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,702
It's the only way out.So l'm gonna be jumping through it.
658
00:38:08,869 --> 00:38:11,121
Casey, east side of the building.
Go, go, go.
659
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,727
CHUCK [ON RECORDlNG]:
And, Sarah...
660
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:35,562
...no matter what happens...
661
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,106
...l love you.
662
00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:50,368
[YELLS]
663
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,081
CHUCK: Also, if at all possible,if you could check...
664
00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:59,336
...to make sure l'm still alive on the roofof the van, that would be great.
665
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,589
-Good work, Chuck.
-Thanks, honey.
666
00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:04,758
Hey, dude, that was awesome.
667
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:16,353
Listen, guys, team,
let's not get down, okay?
668
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,022
Yes, that was not
a classically successful mission...
669
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:23,068
...but, you know, we all made it out
alive, uh, so that's a plus.
670
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:25,278
And the news says
that Bale was arrested...
671
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:28,281
...so l think we should put that
in the "win" category.
672
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,742
Uh, win, uh-- Win with an asterisk maybe.
673
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,453
CASEY: Ahem.
-It's not that, Chuck.
674
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,206
Well, okay, what is it, then?
675
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:43,171
Decker froze Bale's accounts, which
included the money we transferred in.
676
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:47,258
Castle and the Buy More
are the only things that aren't frozen.
677
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:51,304
Decker froze all of our money because
he tracked our deposit back to us.
678
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,474
Wait.
679
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,811
Wait. What? All of our money?
680
00:39:57,978 --> 00:40:00,063
-We have nothing?
-Payback's a bitch.
681
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:04,401
Okay, think about it. We still have
the Buy More, and we still have me.
682
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:08,655
And, uh, Sarah and Casey, you.
This is still a team. We can still do this.
683
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,573
I think I, uh-- I need a little air.
684
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,662
Chuck.
685
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,914
Chuck.
686
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:21,084
Listen, it's okay. We'll bounce back.
We always do.
687
00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:24,003
Yeah.
688
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,256
I gotta....
689
00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:28,925
Uh, I'll be back.
690
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,228
SARAH:
Chuck, you found it.
691
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:44,607
What's the matter?
692
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,527
I can't afford it.
693
00:40:47,736 --> 00:40:51,489
If I bought it yesterday with our fortune,
we'd own it, but now....
694
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,158
[SlGHS]
695
00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,784
I'm so sorry, Sarah.
696
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,709
Well, so what? I mean,
we knew this wasn't gonna be easy...
697
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:06,129
...and we didn't get married
because we thought life was easy.
698
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,174
We got married so that
we could be there for each other...
699
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,675
...when things got tough.
700
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:14,679
So we could work through things
together, rich or poor.
701
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,390
How are we gonna do this?
We gotta start over.
702
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,726
It's okay.
We'll get new clients and missions.
703
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:23,563
And we haven't lost everything.
We still have Castle and the store.
704
00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:25,398
The Buy More?
705
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,484
The Buy More.
706
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,402
The Buy More.
707
00:41:30,779 --> 00:41:34,199
We use the store to support the
spy team. We take Buy More's profits...
708
00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:37,994
...put them into Carmichael lndustries
until both companies can make money.
709
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,830
For that to work,
the store has to turn a profit.
710
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,248
We can do that.
711
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,667
We can do that.
712
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,921
What about me, though?
713
00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:50,840
You and Casey are super spies.
Morgan's the Intersect.
714
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,509
Who am l? What's my job?
715
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:55,845
Chuck, you're our leader.
716
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,938
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLlCKlNG]
717
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,107
DECKER:
That's the plan.
718
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:10,944
As you can see...
719
00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:14,280
...our superiors' interference
in Chuck Bartowski's life...
720
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:15,949
...has only just begun.
721
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:21,079
Now you understand
how important he is.
722
00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:23,248
And why he must fail.
723
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,542
You all have your orders.
724
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:27,710
This is the plan.
725
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:30,380
Its final chapter.
726
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,133
Nothing can stop it.
727
00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:14,173
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