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All you had to do was look at me.

Tiny arrows hit my heart, my defenses fell apart,

but this was really love.

Instantly, I was a little bit nervous,

but I was a little bit nervous.

I was a little bit nervous,

but I was a little bit nervous.

In my head, I heard a symphony.

A world around me seemed to crash.

I saw orange-polar splash,

but this was really love.

You only had to smile,

and I was not in playing game.

I had no defense against Lipses' suite as yours.

There was no way to stop my heart from singing

and flinging open its doors in stem lines.

All you did was drop a tender sigh.

You bit told me this isn't all the pieces ain't to fit,

just like a handmade glove.

So let's begin to build up what began with instant love.

You only had to smile,

and I was loved in playing game.

I had no defense against Lipses' suite as yours.

There was no way to stop my heart from singing

and flinging open its doors in stem lines.

All you did was drop a tender sigh.

You bit told me this isn't all the pieces ain't to fit.

Just like a handmade glove.

So let's begin to build up what began with instant love.

In stem line, in stem line, in stem line.

Hello, Teresa.

Oh darling, oh nice, is to see you.

You look wonderful.

You do too.

This is my husband George.

I'm Gary Wells, a countryman of yours.

Hi there.

How is the fly?

It was just fun.

You must be exhausted.

No, I am just a little.

Well, we'll fix you up in no time.

Where we going?

Where we going?

Grogogogogog.

We call our plantation a phezenta.

You'll really be able to relax there.

In Rio, you wouldn't have any peace.

Everybody wants to entertain the actors from the states.

Please take me to your cadenza or whatever it's called.

Missenda, the truth is Teresa wants to be the one to give the first party.

Oh, Gary, that was supposed to be a surprise.

Only tonight you're going to a festa.

Sounds like fun.

I hope you don't mind roughing it.

Backwoods-wise.

Me?

I've had the backwoods in my blood for three generations.

Oh, pioneer stock, huh?

No, moonshine.

Ha-ha.

Well, they'll look how high the logs are.

Somebody wants to burn up on the bachelors.

Well, that means that play sounds even worse than your phone keys alone.

Have you equipped it?

Well, there isn't a lot of money.

I'm out of my apartment.

I need my Bachelors.

970 is drop.

the30st effect.

From all of us to all of her, gratitude was.

Likewise, what?

No, they are liking the fire.

What's it for?

You see?

Come along, dear.

What a blaze.

What a blaze.

What a blaze.

They should let you die down, I think.

What do you mean, they? What about you?

Oh, not this year.

How about Senio Claudio?

My bachelorhood is well enough established.

I don't have to go through that.

Call it seniority.

Besides, I might get burned.

Better a little burn is a bachelor than a big one is a spouse.

I don't really need either.

What do people think Senio Claudio?

That he's getting old for thinking a marriage.

Old, maybe, but not Senio.

They'll start.

Here they go.

Stand here.

You'll want to see the whole thing.

Oh, my goodness.

It's crazy, Mr. Sussan.

It is not crazy.

A real man leaps when it's hottest.

Look who's talking.

Well, old man, I'll see you after the fun.

After you, young man.

Well, go ahead.

Oh, my God, he's stopping with you.

He's stopping.

Oh, aren't they wonderful?

So free.

Such affection.

Don't make them any.

Thank you.

Nice job.

Give me a cigarette.

Don't tell me you're nervous.

Just give me a cigarette.

Gary.

Guess who's next.

George.

Oh, okay, I give up.

My neighbor, DeSantis.

Oh.

Thanks.

I've got my own.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I-

But you see where your tie was on-

A fire!

Ha-ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, Clovio! I'm so glad you could come!

I was afraid Pedro would not relay the message out of habit.

He waited as long as he could.

He was very kind with you to invite him.

Long sense. I always invite you.

And then they husk it, pulp, parchment, and all.

Haven't you seen the processing?

Oh, past a few bushes.

Oh, for shame!

You must let me give you the grand tour.

How about tomorrow we could spend the whole day?

Oh, I couldn't, Gary. No.

Would be too exhausting.

I haven't been to bed before three since I got here.

Doesn't anybody go to bed early in Brazil?

Oh, I'm not.

Oh, a few subversives, maybe.

In a country dedicated to coffee, it's considered patriotic to stay up.

Well, if it isn't the human torch...

He looks different.

He always looks different when he's not burning.

May I have a cigarette, please?

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

No.

Thank you, Gary.

Good evening.

Can I see that one?

It's nice, but I like the big one you had last night better.

Your habit's empty.

So it is, I guess I better patch it up.

And?

No.

I'm not.

I'm not.

Oh, so it is. I guess I better patch it up.

Anne?

How about you?

How about you?

No, thank you, Lee.

Come, we'll go get the drinks together.

You'll excuse us.

I'm terribly sorry about it.

It's my fault. I was showing you.

No, no. I thought you were splendid.

It's just that next time you better remove your tie.

Oh, there will be no next time.

Oh, Gary, you're the one that we are looking for.

I'll get the drinks.

May I ask what brings you to Brazil?

Just visiting Theresa. We were in school to get her back home.

I had some time off. She invited me to spend it with her in her life.

A Brazilian style.

Time off from what?

My work. Acting.

Oh, you're an actress, I didn't want it.

It must be very exciting.

It has its moments.

I don't understand.

It is exciting.

I guess that's why I do it.

I like excitement.

Are you good?

Well, they say I'm good.

Good?

And that's the only solution to the problem.

You understand?

Oh, thank you.

Aren't you interested in coffee?

Oh, I love it.

No, I mean, how it's made.

Oh, that much I know. You add water.

I mean, how we make it?

Don't you add water?

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

I'm not interested in coffee.

Fine, Brandy. Don't you think?

Yes.

It makes me feel warm all over.

There's nothing quite like a good dinner, good Brandy.

And a good?

Is it great?

What about a good night's sleep?

Of course.

But that's important, too.

Pedro!

Does it make you feel warm all over?

It depends.

Mostly it relaxes me.

But it's made peace with the world.

Yes, it does that for me, too.

And it also plays hell with my super ego.

So there's never much peace.

Oh, Pedro.

Another bottle of Napoleon, please.

Shall I bring you some ice, Sr.?

Just Brandy.

Yes, it's the part of the human being that's soluble in alcohol.

When it's working, it keeps you on the straight and narrow.

I understand. You become uninhibited.

Loose, as we say.

The devil gets your ear, as we say.

That's a great version.

In the States, he gets behind.

Well, anyway, he makes out better back home.

I'm not interested in the world.

Oh, thank you.

Well, whatever liquor does for you or to you, it's still very pleasant.

And the man needs such things in his life.

Especially here at the provinces.

Well, what do the women do?

For them, life is different. They have house, children.

For a man, it's all good.

To the provinces, it's all good.

To the provinces, where they make some pretty strange distinctions.

Jokes aside, I'll miss the provinces.

I've been so happy here, every day of it.

I'm sure the only sad moments I've known of them.

And those which reminded me that I'll be leaving soon.

You don't have to leave, do you, Pamela?

No.

It might take just a little persuasion to make me stay.

Then stay.

My, you certainly are a convincing talker.

Pedro!

Pedro!

I'm not crowding you, am I?

No.

To the myth of the hot-blooded Latin lover.

I'm the you, the moustache.

You must get it off.

I'm burning up.

Would you like to go for a drive?

What's wrong with right here?

Nothing, I just don't.

Claudio!

Don't you feel the evening to be somehow incomplete?

How about some more coffee?

Ooh!

Claudio Descentis.

You're a fraud.

I?

You!

You're a groundless rumor, living off its reputation.

A dewy-eye, damp-lipped disenchantment.

A fake.

And I hate fakes.

Now take me home.

Pamela, I realize you had too much to drink.

Can't I have not?

Don't you dare forgive me.

Because tomorrow, while I'm sober and in pain,

you can bet your last bean I'm not going to forgive you.

Oh, you can't be serious.

Oh, no.

I'm not going to forgive you.

I'm not going to forgive you.

I'm not going to forgive you.

Oh, you can't be serious.

Oh, no.

You still have time.

Oh, to where that be a buddy.

Don't argue.

Just do as I ask.

Hmm.

Desantis residence.

It's for you, Senor.

Yes.

But she's...

She can't.

You must keep her there.

Anywhere you can, just till I get there.

Please, the racer, don't let her get away.

Yes, now.

Why are you doing this?

Can't you reason without Pamela? Will you listen to me?

Tress or miss the play?

I'll take you to the play.

And Selma, don't you let him touch those bags?

They're all right.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

And Selma, don't you let him touch those bags?

Pedro, don't let him touch those bags.

And Selma, in the car.

Pedro, here's the Jeep.

And Selma.

Pedro, be careful.

Pamela, you owe me the right to explain at least that much.

Can't you be fair?

Just let me drive you to the airport so I can...

so I can tell you what I have to do.

Will you stop a minute, please?

Pedro, hurry up with those bags.

Pedro, have you gone bad?

Pedro, what are you doing?

You'll destroy the lady's statements.

Give me a hand.

Now, if you will allow me,

I'd like the privilege of taking you to your plane.

May I?

If you insist.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Aren't you going to say goodbye to your friends?

At the logo.

PUY

I loved and lost.

My heart was bounced and tossed.

I said I'd never fall, no never.

And then you merely had to touch my hand.

It happened again.

I'm cured, I said.

Try other things instead.

Before I make a move, I'll count up to death.

And then I found your lips on mine.

It happened again.

I tried to be wise.

I said to myself, just be aware.

But love got into my eyes.

The moment that I saw you there.

So here I go.

Into a brand new show.

The curtains up, I'm yours.

Still heaven knows when.

So glad to give my heart away.

It happened again.

Thank you.

We came in at the end of the show.

That doesn't bother me.

Don't you like floor shows?

They're all right in their place.

I came here to enjoy you.

It's all right in their place too.

But I'm not sure this is it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Emily.

I'm going to enjoy the designs.

Pedro.

Hello.

Shall we go in?

Brazil or no Brazil?

I insist on being carried over the threshold.

Pedro?

Not him, you.

Oh, me?

Oh, it's so good to be home.

It won't be nearly as exciting as a real.

Bonsense darling.

Oh, I've got a million things to do.

Please darling, the servants.

Get going.

Sorry. I forgot.

Well, I think I better change.

Oh.

Which one is our room?

This one in front of you.

Thanks.

Help her with the things.

And be careful.

Oh, just put them on the bed, Pedro.

Help.

Help me.

Get me out of here.

Let me out of here.

Help.

Pedro, help me, will you?

There's somebody stuck in here.

See if you can do it.

Wow.

How long have you been in there?

Only since this morning.

Only since this morning.

You're after a fine start.

You shut up, scavenger.

All right.

Now, now children.

Are you my maid?

Yes, Senora.

Didn't you work at the commissary?

She quit.

She wants to work for you, Senora.

But she has no experience.

Well, all the same, that's very nice.

And I'm sure she'll manage.

However, I'm quite capable of doing things for myself, so...

It'll never get to be too much work for you.

What's your name?

Chikinya Senora.

Chikinya.

Suppose we start by unpacking.

This is the first thing I bought on my honeymoon.

It's not much.

It's all mine.

It's big.

It has to be.

It's going to hold all my memories.

And I always wanted to be full of fresh flowers.

Yes, Senora.

Oh, God.

What a way to begin.

Darling, the house is on fire quick.

Plumlee, the house is not on fire.

That's the morning bell.

Oh, I appreciate what you're trying to do, Darling.

But it's plainly the middle of the night.

Plumlee.

It is the morning bell.

Calm down, darling, and listen to me.

We get up very early on the fizzing day.

We need the son of a boy.

We need the sunlight for our work.

And that bell is to wake up the workers.

Hmm.

Now you just go back to bed and get some sleep.

I've got to finish dressing.

Or I'll be late.

Oh, I wouldn't want you to be late on your first day.

That's more like my panna.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Plumlee.

Well, you don't expect me to let you go to work without breakfast, do you?

Oh, Emileena makes my breakfast.

She's been doing it for you.

She's been doing it.

She's not doing it anymore.

Now, run along, darling. I'll be right there.

Emileena, I'll make my husband's breakfast.

Bumdia.

Bumdia.

Bumdia, senor.

Bumdia.

Bumdia, senor.

Bumdia.

Bumdia.

Bumdia.

Bumdia.

I have your flaws, senor.

Aren't they beautiful?

Yes.

They're very beautiful.

For you, please, senor.

Thank you.

What's your name?

You're Cladeys.

You're Cladeys.

How many bags are washing and drying?

About three hundred, you know.

And you ship them at the time.

Oh, I think we can make it.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

but the

He's something wrong?

Nothing, except I just learned you don't come home for lunch, so...

Lunch comes to you.

Look, I own a man.

You already had lunch.

Yes, I always have a d'itraus.

I'm sorry, I should have told you this morning.

You should have told me a lot of things this morning.

There just wasn't time.

We can discuss it all tonight.

You'd better go back now for your CS now.

What about yours?

I always have a d'itraus.

He has a touch for me.

If I went back and forth, I'd lose half a day.

Hey!

Come on, back to work. Go on.

Parmour, please, if you must come to our house.

We're something more suitable.

I goofed good, didn't I?

Oh, it's all right. They'll forget about it.

I'll be back about eight.

We'll have supper together.

Pedro!

Pablo, did you see my necktie? The blue one?

No, dear.

Have you seen my white silk shoes?

No.

Pedro!

Oh, see if you can see it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, see if you can find Chiquinia, huh?

Pedro!

What's going on here?

Have you all been drugged?

No, Senor.

Why, isn't it already?

Please, Senor.

The table's not even set.

Please, Senor.

If you only listen.

Claudio!

Oh!

You found them.

You too, Migo.

What happened to dinner?

Vamela.

Oh, here. Let me help you.

No, I can do it, Vamela.

But there is something you can do for me.

Of course, dear. What?

Never play the piano at the time again.

So, when a man like myself marries,

it's not because he needs a maid or a cook or a business partner.

He marries because he wants to protect what he has found.

His love to make it grower like a beautiful flower.

And he wants it fragrant, fresh, pure.

Yes, dear.

But...

No way.

Try to understand.

When I speak about the flower, even if you're a little bit more than a little bit more,

you're a little bit more than a little bit more.

It's a poor comparison.

You're everything that's beautiful to me.

I'm more.

Am I all that to you?

Of course.

What took you so long to say it?

I never said it.

But I told you a million times.

You are the most precious thing in my world.

And I'll keep you there with my life.

So you must understand if I ask you.

Ponder a please.

Don't wear so much lipstick, Captain.

Well?

How do I look?

Am I not nature's very own work?

Oh, yes, and you're just like a flower.

Well, if I'd known this was going to happen, I could have saved a fortune and excess baggage.

Oh, simple me.

I always thought when a woman married, the idea was for it to hang on to her looks.

I am about to give them away.

Chikina? Be my guest.

Me, Senora? You, Chikina.

Don't think I haven't noticed you admiring them.

Do you think they will really work for me?

Why not? They worked for me.

Oh, but you are very beautiful.

And you were very single.

This one has been tested on an Englishman of the blood.

But not much of it.

And...

Good luck.

I understood everything completely.

They're not nearly as difficult as you think.

I don't think.

You will when you marry.

Well, I think I'll marry that I'll remember to think.

Well, there's always the possibility of Chikina.

She's a very beautiful woman.

She's a very beautiful woman.

You're very beautiful.

You're very beautiful.

I don't think.

You will when you marry.

Well, there's always the possibility of Chikina.

She's a very determined girl.

Well, she's not a sophisticated North American.

You can understand what you tell her.

She'll learn. Just you wait.

I'll teach Pamela Pamela to teach Chikina.

And Chikina will teach you.

Hi there, Pam.

Oh, Gary Wells. Where have you been?

To the frontiers of Paranaw.

Well, no wonder we haven't heard from you. How was it?

Well, the coffee planning stopped there two centuries ago.

I just found out why.

Well, are you going to tell me or do I have to wait my two centuries?

Ah, Frost. Totally uneconomical.

Oh, anybody else know that?

Pam, you never take my word seriously, do you?

Oh, Gary. Isn't it enough that you do?

Where are you staying?

I took your old roost at the Martins.

Oh, careful. You may be next.

How is your latter day's spouse by the way?

Fine. He's working.

Well, dedicated man. That I'll say for him.

When does he come home for lunch?

He doesn't. He's too far away.

Do you pack him sandwiches?

Gary, if that's something for me you've got there, I'd suggest you give it to me now.

In another minute, you're not going to feel like it.

Oh, just a little something I picked up on my travels in Sir Toys. The Wild O West.

Gary!

Yes, Gary.

Oh, my sir!

Ah! Hurry!

How do I look?

Terrific. But you mustn't smile. Vakeros never smile.

No. Do Vakeros, your who?

Oh, it's more like this.

Oh! Ya ya, ya, y ya!

Ya yah, ya, ya ya.

Yaaaa yaaa yaa ya!

John! John! John! John! John!

You're free! You're free! I'm a coward!

You're free!

You're free!

Here we go!

No!

You wouldn't think anybody who was being as stuffy as you would have room for food.

Oh, Claudio. It was only a hat. It's not even in fashion.

Things in fashion, every man would wear.

Oh, that's a big help.

It isn't a hat. You see, they see, as you call it.

You win that outfit, driving that...

All right, spare me the details. I was there.

The soul was half the household.

Well, I was only having a little fun.

The soul was half the household.

The hell with half the household!

I'm entitled to a little fun once in a while.

Haven't they ever seen anybody in a bathing suit before?

In a Viqueiro's hat?

In a Viqueiro's hat.

Driving an efficiency expert.

Driving?

Okay, I'm sorry about that.

I just got carried away.

Lately, with nothing to do all day, I...

Well, that must have stored up some excess energy.

Now, that's not so hard to understand, is it?

I said I was sorry.

I heard you.

Well, I didn't hear you say I forgive you.

I didn't say it.

Mm-hm.

Linki pickup

Hehe.

Oh.

Hahue.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Yes.

Parala, please.

It hurts me very much to see you crying.

That's not why I'm doing it.

No, I know, darling.

I understand.

Oh, no, you do.

I do, Parala.

I realize how difficult this adjustment must be for you.

Don't think I fail to understand that.

I'd rather be forgiven than understood if it was a problem.

I don't think I failed to understand that.

I'd rather be forgiven than understood if it was a problem.

I'd rather be forgiven than understood if it was a problem.

I'd rather be forgiven than understood if it was a problem.

I'd rather be forgiven than understood if it's all the same to you.

Of course, I forgive you.

Did you think I wouldn't?

Well, I was just a little angry before.

It wasn't what you had done so much as my image of that man.

But it's better you know the truth.

I was jealous.

Violent and jealous.

Of Gary?

Of Gary, of anyone.

I am not an Anglo-Saxon, you know.

Jealousy, passionate, part of my nature.

But Gary?

He's a countryman of yours.

You share a national heritage.

To me, such things are like secrets.

We have no national secrets.

Still they harass me to jealousy.

I can't help it.

You are my wife and I must possess you entirely.

As you live with me, such facets of my nature will become less strange to you.

To hate is not the crime here.

But not to laugh enough is shameful as the woman you should realize that.

I do.

That's why I'm here.

So, if I forgive you, you must also forgive me.

Oh, I do.

That's why I'm here.

Mom, can you hear me?

Yes, darling.

I have something I want...

Oh.

I'm sorry.

But with all the excitement, I forgot to mention something.

I must go to some parlour for a few days.

When?

In the morning.

Well, I've got a pack.

There's nothing to pack. It's just business.

Whatever that means.

It means I'll spend a couple of days at the coffee exchange.

And come home.

And I stay here, right?

Is this another one of your old world ways?

I'm a lot too, Dave.

No, don't explain it, please. It might get to be a week.

No, no, no, no.

Who did you like?

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

Would the Senora like some refreshment?

Just some ice cold guarlinol.

I'll bring it right in.

Don't bother. Put it on the veranda.

I'm just going to strip and hit the shower.

Oh, well. You were sure to hear about it sooner or later.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

I'm going to try to get a drink.

Music

I'm very glad that the shipments got out of time

Sorry, my telephone calls your home.

Go ahead, sonny.

Would you excuse me that?

That's...

A little drink, sir. No, thank you.

Why?

I assure you, Maria, it's not a phone call from another girl, so don't worry.

Really?

Not you, okay?

Is industry like this?

Hi, Director.

Is this a fix?

I've never changed my garden!

I don't know, many go.

Oh.

Gary, tell me something, will you?

Gladly.

How did they ever pick you to come down here?

Well, I mean from all those efficiency experts in Washington.

Well, besides my other assets, I'm from Harvard.

Does anybody else know that?

They know it in Washington.

You don't sound Harvard.

You don't sound Washington either.

You sound Madison Avenue.

I can see you're not keeping up.

We've done away with that sort of sectarianism.

The new administration is just one big family.

That I believe.

Uh, apropos of families.

I saw yours not long ago.

In some places, I saw you in the past,

and I saw you in the past.

I saw you in the past, and I saw you in the past.

I saw yours not long ago.

In San Paulo.

Yeah, she...

He had to go to the coffee exchange.

He goes often.

If that's where they have the floor show,

then that's where I saw it.

Oh, I'm sorry, didn't you know it?

I never would have brought it up.

Oh, sure.

Next you're going to tell me he was with a blonde, right?

Wrong.

A brunette.

It could have been a friend, you know.

Friends you introduce?

All right, Gary, that's enough.

Well, it's true, Pam.

I don't care if it's true.

I don't want to hear it.

Hmm.

I can see the truth hurts.

Oh, boy, can you coin him?

All the same, it does.

I know that.

I'm just finding out who.

Aww.

Bunny, I have a feeling all this has happened somewhere before.

Virginia?

Where's Virginia?

It's a day off, Senyatta.

Oh, yes.

I forgot.

Hello, Toresa.

No, this is Gary.

Is that you, Pam?

Yes, uh-huh.

Oh, dear, honey, where you been hiding?

Gary is Toresa there.

Yeah, yeah, she is, but she can't come to the phone right now.

Any message?

Would you invite her and George and yourself to my hospital tonight?

I know it's not much notice, but well, Claudia is still in Brasilia, and...

I don't even have my man to talk to.

I just love to have some company.

Oh, why, Pamela, I didn't know you cared.

Lots of company.

It's just not my day to be alone, I guess.

I feel a dark, blue mood coming on.

The fuzz is off the peach, is it?

Gary, please spare me your best lines and just tell me if you'll come.

Sure, but Toresa.

Will you ask her, please?

Okay, just a minute.

Do you feel any pain?

I'd just like to rest.

Hello, Pam, it's all set.

Oh, good. That's wonderful. Tell her it's for ten o'clock.

I want time to prepare a little something special. See you tonight.

We'll be there.

Hey, Dro!

Ah!

Ah!

My face.

Not my face.

I'm sorry, Senora. I was just trying to be useful.

Paid, Ro? You're about as useful to me as a sundial and a grave.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Hello?

Pam?

It's Toresa.

I hope I haven't taken you away from the table.

I was only supervising.

I just had to talk to somebody.

I never have been able to stand being bedridden.

It gives me the willies.

Did you say bedridden?

Didn't you know?

I thought Gary told you.

I'm sick.

I'm sick.

I'm sick.

The doctor says it isn't serious, but...

Where's Gary?

He said he had some place to go.

He must have a girl around here somewhere.

He took two bottles of my best champagne.

I certainly hope he's found someone.

Oh, he's found someone, all right.

Toresa, can I call you back?

I smell something burning.

Me?

That...

Jurtie?

That...

Jurtie?

Now is he sneaky son of the first snake.

Pedro!

Don't do another thing!

Emolina!

The dinner is off.

I'm sorry, but one of my guests is ill physically and the other one's ill mentally.

Don't clean up.

Don't do anything.

Just go to bed if you like.

Pedro, leave everything as it is and lock up.

Lock every door in the house.

Do you understand?

Then you can do whatever you like.

I'm going to bed and start all over.

I never really believed this day in the first place.

Take me in your Clive dear.

Never let me glee.

See the magpies all happy.

Gathered together by their toes.

Or even by their nose.

Girls were made to lock a kiss.

Who am I?

To interfere with this.

Does it, babe?

Girl?

Or...

Me too.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

Love me.

iny culture.

Each one of the blackighters eats.

I have jazz.

Some of the streets are

made to love and kiss.

And who am I?

To...

And I be blamed to follow Nature's way.

I really should.

And just one.

I.

Hi there.

Care for some new years tears.

Not Pam, but does that any way to treat a guest?

That's only the beginning.

Have you gone clean out of your Madison Avenue mind?

I thought it looks sort of cozy myself.

Gary, get out.

Get out before I release you from your misery.

Honey, I'm company.

Now don't you just crave company? That's what you told me.

Now suppose we act like grown-ups and start with a little toast.

Gary, you're not well. Out.

Oh, now Pam, look, all I'm asking you to do is to have a little drink with your fellow country.

Oh, Gary, will you listen to me?

Now you are a country girl, aren't you? And I'm just a country boy.

So why not be nice to me?

Shoot at my head empty for ever being civil to you.

Oh, now, honey.

And you can drop that down-home draw. I happen to hate folks' singers.

Oh.

Gary, stop practicing your virility on me and go home.

You're drunk.

How do you expect to appreciate that fact when you're sober?

Ah-ha! Stay away from me.

Oh, Pam, can't we just have a little drink together before dinner?

The food will get cold.

It got cold. And if you think that's cold, just wait till you try me.

Oh, Pam.

Oh, no, don't you apologize.

Pull the lowest stunt ever on me tonight, and I'll never forgive you for it.

So go home.

There's no future here for you.

Gary!

Listen.

Hey, did you hear it?

No.

I heard it. I mean it.

It must be Claudio.

Pam, can't you do better than update something from a French farce?

But I heard it.

That's only because you weren't listening to me.

Gary, cut it out. A joke is a joke.

No, no, no, no. Don't panic.

I promise not to try to kiss you.

Unless you try to kiss me first.

Or I get too excited.

Or I feel like it.

Whoopee!

Oh!

Holly ho!

Oh, no.

Hmm.

Oh, Pam.

You're too much.

I can't keep it up.

Please, can't.

It's not in me.

I never thought it was.

Now, will you go home like a good boy?

I'll forget the whole business.

If you just go home, I'll never forget the whole business.

I'll never forget the whole business.

If you just go home, I promise.

Oh, but I had such plans for tonight.

Such beautiful plans.

Have some?

My, that's good.

That's nothing.

You should have seen my plans.

It was him.

Gary, get up.

Quick! Move!

Where he finds you here, he'll kill you.

Then my plans die with me.

Oh!

How'd you get in?

The dining room. I efficient little collar stay.

Pamela!

If it isn't the broad-shouldered bean grower himself,

how was the show at the coffee exchange, Clyde?

So this is what happened, would I not hear?

Nothing happens when you're not here.

It hardly happens when you are here.

Claudia, you're not here.

It hardly happens when you are here.

Claudia, he's drunk.

Then it won't hurt so much.

Not in there.

Run, little man, I'm going to kill you.

Claudia, you don't mean that?

Yes, I do.

Yes, he does.

You don't understand us.

You just don't understand.

You don't understand the more sophisticated things

and you never will.

Do you hear me?

You never will.

No, you're too busy playing the Latin type.

Pam and I are just friends in North America.

We have women that we like and we call them friends.

That's what we call them.

Claudia, I won't have you saying such things.

If the show fits.

Oh, Dad, not you too.

Oh, Claudia, he's telling the truth. Nothing happened.

Then he dies for Latin.

It's all the same to me.

Gary, look out.

You're judging by appearances and circumstances.

Where's your sense of justice?

No!

Stop it.

Leave him alone. I can't stand any more of this.

I'm not too happy with things as they are myself.

Will you stop it?

Be reasonable for once.

It's as much your fault as it is his.

Then I would prefer to bear the guilt alone.

Claudia, don't you hit him again.

I never touched him.

If you hit him again, I'll divorce you.

You don't ever mention divorce to me.

I will too. When I say it, it doesn't sound so unnatural.

It's not unnatural.

It is unnatural. To birds divorce?

I never knew they married.

Leave him a zone.

Let's go!

You've killed him.

I never let a hand on him.

Oh, what a horrible way to die.

Leave him there and go to your room.

Did you hear me?

I'm not sure.

Would you mind repeating that?

I said go to your room.

And I insist on being obeyed.

You do, do you?

You insist.

You think. You want.

Well, I'm up to here with you and your hairy, chested ego.

Your hour's, your days, your work, your world.

Never a moment's consideration for anybody else.

And by anybody else, I mean me.

Voila.

You'd murder an innocent man before you'd enlarge that gap

between your ears and let some fresh air in.

He's not dead.

Well, maybe he isn't, but you are.

You've got the only case of rigor mortars of the sympathetic system

I've ever seen.

The only thing you get warm over is a look at yourself in the mirror

and those acres of vaguely narcotic beans.

Baddies.

Beans.

With them, you're all progress.

But with everything else, your ideas go back so far home

it would have to look them up.

What about other people? Me, people?

Are you accusing me of neglecting you for my work?

Now would I do a thing like that?

Don't you realize that coffee is a seasonal crop?

I'll forget it. It's hopeless.

Do you know what you are? A square.

Square, square, square, square.

Where do you think you're going?

Back to New York to work.

And if it isn't clear to you yet,

I'll give it to you in the words of that 90 proof prayer

and you've just slain.

Marriage wise, I've had it.

Get off. Stop acting.

Stop pretending you're dead.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that.

I'll take the keys to the car, please.

You're not serious.

The keys to the car, please.

I'll leave them at Tiresas.

Don't give them to her.

What kind of a man are you?

We'll take my car.

I'm not going to do that.

We'll take my car.

Mike, glad I never had that changed.

Miss Jones, will you wait here, please?

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

Miss Jones? Yes.

Are you not at present, Mrs. Claudio DeSantis? Yes.

But not for long.

Oh, shut up.

Are you familiar with the laws of this country?

Only the habits.

We do not permit the wife of a Brazilian national

to leave the country without her husband's express

return permission.

That's a law?

It is deed law.

Oh, but I have to leave.

I'm sorry. There is nothing that can be done.

Will you seem to forget that she's an American?

So am I.

Oh, he means a citizen of the United States of America.

It makes no difference. I'm sorry.

We have established a president with your family.

Oh, never mind. I know all about it.

Here is your passport, sir.

I'm afraid to leave.

Who said I was leaving?

Thanks a lot.

Come on, Pam. I have friends at the embassy.

They were tipped off.

And I'll give you one guess by whom?

Only one.

We'll just see who gets their way this time.

Hello!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Hello? Do you ever send you out a descent, this register there?

Oh, thank you.

Hello?

Do you ever send you out a descent this register there?

One thing I know for sure.

I'm the only woman in the world who ever entered a place bigger than the United States and

Texas combined and got locked in.

Gary, there just has to be a way out of here.

There are just two ways, unless you're particularly keen on walking.

One by air, two by sea.

Hm, that certainly hasn't changed much.

We tried the airport from them.

What about a boat?

A boat.

Do they leave often?

About every day.

I could store away on a boat with your help.

Well, people have done it.

They get on board without anybody noticing them.

Then, when nobody's around, they sneak into the...

What are you staring at?

I'm trying to picture you going unnoticed.

Well, I could wear something.

There better be lots of it.

Oh, Gary, are you with me or against me?

Honey, I'd like to be both.

Well, you won't be either if I don't get out of here.

I'm going to foil that husband of mine or die trying.

Don't say that word.

I don't really mean die.

I don't really mean die either. I mean husband.

She's not registered anywhere.

What about under her maiden name?

She wouldn't die.

Gary, have you ever been here at Carnival Time before?

Yeah, once. It's a madhouse.

Really mad?

I mean, like, well, like New Year's Eve?

What? New Year's Eve?

They celebrate New Year's Eve just to get in shape for this.

It starts tomorrow, doesn't it?

Does it affect everything?

Everything. Except the ether tray. That flourishes.

Ether? Yeah, ether.

The original snootfall.

It comes in aerosol cans labeled lance perfume.

Some perfume.

If they ever put it out as a roll-on, it'll be the world's first underarm fix.

In short, it's a mess.

They not only have to clean the streets when it's over,

they have to change the air.

Gary, make reservations for yourself on the next boat.

Where are you going?

Chopping.

At a time like this?

Well, now I know what Nero's wife was doing.

Hello?

Do you ever miss Jones' register there?

No. Thank you.

The boat leaves tomorrow at midnight.

All the better for us.

Do you mean that practically or romantically?

Gary, doesn't the average day hold enough pain for you?

Uh, maybe it isn't her name.

She's registered under.

Who wears his name, could she be?

Oh, this is enough to convince them that I'm friendly.

Don't worry.

I would if I knew what you were up to.

Yeah!

I warned you.

Well, that's that.

I just hope the rest of the things are on the boat.

We'll know when we get there.

If we get there.

Okay, kitties.

That's a cross.

What's wrong with Mr. Wells?

Mr. Wells?

Well, he just checked out, Signor.

Where's he going?

I don't know, Signor.

But I believe he made reservations about the Alexandrine.

Where does it say, tonight, Signor?

Was there anyone with him?

There certainly was.

Oh!

Watch out for the spray cans, pal.

It's eager.

Just hold on, Pam.

We're not doing so badly.

How can you tell?

Oh!

Got a girl, Pam.

You just stick with me and we'll make it.

Ah!

Oh!

Yay!

Ah!

Ah!

I'm out!

Yay!

I'm coming!

Yay!

Yay!

Hey, Gary!

I'm back here!

We'll never make it.

We've got to make it!

Yes!

A whistle!

That always looking like years for the past half hour.

Ah!

Come on!

Oh!

Oh!

Everyone!

Hey!

Alright!

Bobi!

Bobi!

Bobi!

Bobi!

Bobi!

Come on!

Alright!

Bobi!

Bobi!

Bobi!

Bobi!

Oh!

Come!

Hurry! Give it a sec!

Don't!

Get off the ship!

Get off the ship!

Get off the ship!

Get back!

Get back!

We did it!

We did it!

Play around with Pamela Jones, will they?

Now, go back like civilians and join the party.

Turn your back.

I don't see why you should have all the fun.

Mess with American ingenuity, will they?

Oh, now let's see my stuffy husband's face.

Oh, I give a gang of money for that pleasure.

What time is it?

And after 12.

We better get this thing going.

Oh, that ether!

Oh, Captain! Captain, why haven't we sailed?

Don't you know what time is here?

Adam, please!

These people!

Well, get them off! They don't belong here!

Manda Vorsen!

He said you get the bomb.

Turn your back.

Go!

Go!

Pamela!

Pamela!

Here I am!

Help! Help!

Oh, who is the...

Party's on the floor!

No!

Let's go!

Let's go! Hurry!

Faster!

Let's go down this way!

Hurry!

Let's move a little faster!

A little faster!

Oh, Captain!

Out this way!

Oh!

Come on, faster!

Let's go out this way!

I'm doing it!

Yes, Captain!

Have!

Have!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Gary!

I'm coming, pal!

That's it!

Hey, just a minute!

I've got to get down there!

You've got to let me through there, aren't you?

You can't!

Put your left hand on me, please!

I've got to get off the boat!

Can't you understand?

I've got to get off the boat!

She's an American!

We're already on her way!

Mario, help me!

Here, hold this.

I go to...

I can't swim.

Buy a sausage.

You are going to be surprised Izzy.

Don't worry.

I don't think my father came to the boat faeing!

Mom?

I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

I'll try never to be so wrong again.

But you see, Pamela, I was a bachelor of...

Please, darling, please don't explain.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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