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I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.
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So, man, what'd you do over the weekend?
Anything good?
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Yeah, man, I was, you know, trying to
impregnate my wife and whatnot, but I
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haven't had any luck.
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Maybe your swimmers are lazy or just a
little slow. Shut the fuck up. You're
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just trying to have me do that weird
sperm race thing you've been talking
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Do you want to do it?
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How does it even work?
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Hey, look.
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You nut in a cup.
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I nut in a cup.
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We give it to the scientist guy I know.
And he puts it under a microscope and he
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tells us which one's faster.
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You have a guy for everything.
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What do you even want to bet?
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I got it.
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The winner gets to have sex with the
other one's wife and breed her.
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That's insane.
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It's only insane if you think you're
going to lose. True that.
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Tell your wife to stretch because I'm
going to win. So you want to do it? It's
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bet. Bet.
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So what do you think we're going to do?
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I'm trying to have a kid for quite some
time already.
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I don't know. It has been like a few
months, and I've been trying to keep
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getting my period.
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Maybe it's me.
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I'm not sure what we should do anymore.
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I've been taking tests, and I'm still
getting my period.
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I keep not getting pregnant.
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Maybe I have to go to a hospital and do
the lab.
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It's just been on my mind lately what
that has been saying. Maybe my sperm is
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just plaguing.
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Maybe it is just the way it is.
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You think so?
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Sometimes I think it might just be me. I
think maybe I should go to the lab and
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get my ink done.
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I don't think it would be like that. I
don't know. I would probably think of
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options. I don't know.
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We've been trying for so long.
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I'm starting on a trip, I think.
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But whatever it is, we'll get through it
together.
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Yeah. I mean, something.
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It's going to happen. Like, there's so
much, like, for women, like, for people
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like that, I guess.
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I don't know. I'm just nervous now.
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We have been trying for a while, so I
get it. Yeah.
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We'll do it. Okay, do it.
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Oh, I don't know who that is.
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Are you expecting anyone?
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No, no, no.
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No?
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Yes, I'll get it.
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Hey, Donnie.
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Hi.
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The results are in.
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What?
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What's going on?
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Donnie, give me a minute with my wife.
Can you put that in my living room?
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Sure. And you, you better hang on to
that.
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Why?
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What are you talking about?
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Give me a talk.
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What's going on?
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Well, Donnie and I had a, you know, put
our firm, a firm rate,
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and he sent the results over, and we had
a bet on it, and the winner
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got to breed with the loser's wife.
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Okay, so what do you think?
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I lost.
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What the fuck?
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Okay, so I have to... It was a silly
mistake, a dumb bet.
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I could talk to Donnie, give him shares
with the company, and just make this all
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go away.
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I mean, we should probably think about
this, right?
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You're seriously considering this?
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I mean, you made the bet, and we've
been...
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trying to get pregnant for a while. I
don't want to believe in that spiritual
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bullshit. First of all, my baby, I mean
our baby, after all. And it'll
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still be our baby.
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It's the sperm. It'll mean nothing.
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Maybe I guess you're right.
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So you think we should try?
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I think we should try.
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I mean, I didn't make it back after all.
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I guess we have to...
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You're a man of your word.
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I'll give you two in private.
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No, I want you here. I think you should
be here.
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The both of us.
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I don't mind an audience.
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I think you're right. I should be here.
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Alright,
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lay down here. I'll get this party
started.
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Just try to get you warmed up.
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Okay.
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Oh, come on. You're not going to take
the dress off? I don't get to see you
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naked? No, he told me about the vet. You
only get to breed me.
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We're gonna have a family.
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I think you're ready to go.
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Why don't you climb up here?
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We're gonna have a baby.
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I think we should start getting the
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studio ready.
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I'm already thinking of colors.
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You're going to be a great daddy.
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I think so.
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Gets ready to receive.
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Receive.
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Yeah.
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That's what we're here for.
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Yeah, exactly.
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I guess so.
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I thought this was going to be quick.
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I'm glad you're here with me.
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This is just transactional.
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Just transactional.
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Because I'm excited for the baby.
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I bet you're going to be great parents.
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I know we will.
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Keep holding my hand.
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You're definitely going to be going.
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You think so?
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I think I'm going to have a really cute
baby bump.
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Yeah.
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Can't wait to hold our baby.
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It's going to be a good one.
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Whether it's a boy or a girl.
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If it's a boy, we should name it after
you.
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And if it's a girl, we should name it
after my grandmother.
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That's so sweet.
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What drives you?
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Okay, just you and me right now.
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Sit back.
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We should start looking at baby clothes,
maybe.
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That'd be cute.
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Setting up dates.
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We still have to figure out what gender
it's going to be before we get the
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clothes.
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I'll be there in a bit, boy.
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I'll be there.
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be a beautiful mom.
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You're going to be a great dad.
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Okay.
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You're just the best.
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Can't wait.
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You will be a good daddy.
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Thank you.
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I hate to say it, but he's right.
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Yeah, there you go.
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You can't believe you made a bet,
though.
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Hey, all bets are bet.
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And I'm a man of my word.
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I guess so.
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Now I'm going to baby you a bit.
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And you're going to be a great mother.
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She is going to be good.
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Do you need help?
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No, let him help.
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Yeah.
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Now I get to look at you.
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I think so too.
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Do I have your eyes?
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I hope so.
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working yeah i hope so
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same here because we're not doing this
again no
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we should definitely try can you not
that's not part of the bed is it
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I wonder what we're going to tell our
parents.
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It could be our secret.
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They don't have to know.
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That would be a really nice place.
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You guys are going to be great parents.
I know it.
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Thank you.
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We will.
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Especially with this good mother over
here.
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She's going to be good.
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I just can't wait to see myself
pregnant. I'm already thinking about it.
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You'll have the most beautiful baby
body.
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I'm just not curious on if it's going to
be a boy or a girl.
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I guess we'll find out in a few months.
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That's true.
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It runs through the day.
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And I'll be a dad.
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Yeah.
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Well, animating a word more importantly.
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Someone who sticks by what he says.
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Unfortunately.
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I know the date is just about.
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Still can't believe it, but if we get a
family out of it.
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It's a win -win.
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I can't
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wait
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for our family.
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It's going to be beautiful.
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It will.
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So I just wonder if it's going to be a
boy or a girl.
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It's on my mind.
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We have to think of more names.
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We do.
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We need a list.
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I'm sure we can come up with something.
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Yeah.
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You guys will come up with something
really sweet, I'm sure.
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I hope so.
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I'm sure we will.
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The kids are going to have a beautiful
night.
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We need to start looking for doctors, I
think.
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That's what people do, right?
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Yeah.
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You're going to be a beautiful mother.
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Thank you.
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You're going to be a great dad.
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I already know.
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Thank you.
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You're a great husband.
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Terrible.
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Feel good at all?
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I see you're supposed to be relaxed.
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I feel good to help get pregnant.
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Does it?
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That's what I heard.
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I don't know, I guess.
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Okay, just relax.
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I'm here with you.
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It's not really for enjoyment. It's for
our family.
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Yeah.
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It sure is.
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What a beautiful family we'll have.
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This kid's gonna rock.
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I hope so.
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For sure.
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Our first baby is going to come already.
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Be here in no time.
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Not in short months.
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I hope.
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It's around the corner. Time just flies.
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I hope this works.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure things are going all right.
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Is it okay?
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Everything looks great.
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Are you ready to be a mother?
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I've been ready. We've been trying for
so long.
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You guys are going to be really good.
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Thank you.
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See, this is what's supposed to happen
here. Nice and relaxed and
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wet.
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That helps.
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Never actually done this before, but...
We have to start getting pregnancy books
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then.
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They should hope.
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To some extent, we don't have to do
this.
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I can't wait for our baby.
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You're that excited?
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Yeah.
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I can't stop thinking about it.
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Well, there's nothing else to think
about.
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That's good.
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But you're going to do just great.
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You're just as excited as you are.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Always going to come.
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Come along, Jeff.
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Should we maybe get a dog, too?
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Let's worry about the baby first.
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I'm just too excited.
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We need a whole new space.
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New furniture.
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Baby locks.
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Now we have a reason for it.
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We
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have
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to start making wish lists.
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I already know my aunt is getting a few
of them sent to her.
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Oh, wow.
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I think you guys are ready for it.
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Yeah, I think we're ready for it.
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Ready for the... Yeah.
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Just give me the seed whenever.
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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I already feel it working.
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And I'm excited to be a dad.
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I know. You're going to be a great
father.
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Thank you. And you're going to be a
great mother.
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Our family.
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You're a real man of your word. I never
thought you were going to go through
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with it.
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Mad respect.
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Wow, you guys are going to be great
parents.
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Thank you, Donnie. I can't wait to see
if I get pregnant.
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