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Ready for this shit.
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It's only the first quarter.
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I know, but we're not doing anything.
We're not even advancing. Look, the
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crusher is gonna destroy us. It's been
getting stopped the whole time. I don't
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understand. Just wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, look, look.
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They got a first down already.
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Come on.
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Come on, come on.
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Yes! Yes! I told you. Yes! Awesome.
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Fuck yeah. You saw that?
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Yeah. You know what? I appreciate you
watching this with me. My daddy used to
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never do this with me.
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Really? Yeah, this is awesome.
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He's always at work and...
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Well, I'm really enjoying this too, son.
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Come on, let's do this.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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That was a really good tackle. Did you
see that?
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Oh, shit. The destroyer? We get one. We
get one. Wait, the destroyer just made a
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great tackle. Come on, let me get a
chip.
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Celebration chip.
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Whoa, yeah.
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Yeah. Whoa.
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I just wanted to be a part of it, guys.
It was so much fun. No way.
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Peter. How are you doing, Dad?
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Oh, excellent.
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Look, look.
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Look, look. The Terminator. Watch it.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Yeah, yeah.
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His defense is really great.
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Let's go!
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Yes! You're such a loud stepbrother.
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Why are you even here? This is a guy's
game.
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Well, I like watching games with my dad.
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Get out of here. Wait, pay attention.
Pay attention.
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Come on.
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Let's talk. Let's talk.
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What's happening?
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Well, they're going to get the first
down.
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This is football.
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Come on.
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They'll get it. They'll get it. First
down, baby. Yes!
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First down.
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First down.
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I'm going to go and get us some drinks,
okay?
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Do whatever you want. Do that. Go ahead.
Bye.
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Get out of here.
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Wait, wait.
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Look, the crusher, he's going to totally
destroy him. He did so good last
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season. I'm telling you, yeah.
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Have you seen his stats?
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It's crazy.
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Crazy, crazy. You heard he broke a guy's
leg last time. Yeah.
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I'm going to find him.
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Yeah, I like football.
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I'm fine. Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah!
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Look, you saw that?
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Knocked his helmet right off!
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Woo! Yeah!
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Get some, buddy. You guys can do shit.
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Awesome. This is awesome.
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You're a great kid. You're a great kid.
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That's true.
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Oh, yeah.
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You gotta get a five to get that sugar.
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Here you go.
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All right.
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Yeah. All right.
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Do this. Yes. Come on.
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Look.
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Bitch, we already did the conversion.
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You know that's the thing about this
team, like we fucking come in clutch
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time. No matter when, we always come
back. You know, they're just trying to
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out the clock. Like every year, every
year.
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What?
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Oh, hell no!
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What the?
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Now they're going to do, watch, they're
going to do the video challenge. That
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ball clearly, clearly passed over the
line.
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They got to 10 yards, they made
conversions, now they're gonna waste
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they're gonna... Oh, what kind of
bullshit.
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Are they calling this?
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I can't believe it.
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No, no, it clearly passed the line.
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They got the conversion.
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They're up, they're up.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Here it comes, here
it comes!
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Oh, oh, yes!
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Yeah!
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Totally killing it!
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What the... Are you serious?
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I'm so sorry, I'm... Watch!
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So, sorry.
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Let me go get you paper towels. Jesus.
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Yeah, yeah, go, go, go. I'm so sorry.
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Go do whatever you need to do. Come on.
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Come on, we can do this.
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This is awesome.
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Field goal range.
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Let's get something off the board.
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Jesus. I know, I know. Oh, man.
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I'm really clumsy.
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Get it, get it.
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Come on, come on. They're wasting the
clock.
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Come on, move, move.
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Yeah, you tell them.
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No, no, no. It's ridiculous.
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It's ridiculous.
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Ask the 30. Ask the 30. They can do
this.
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Yeah, ask the 30.
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Ask the 30.
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You know, they're always wasting the
clock.
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It'll be that second quarter any minute
now. They've got to score.
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When they're in that locker room, I
don't want to be in there.
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That defense has been holding them back
all day. They can barely score.
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Yeah, Dad?
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Uh -huh.
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Well. Yeah. I mean, look how many points
they're holding down to.
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It's ridiculous.
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Hmm.
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They're practically at the second
quarter, and they've only scored once.
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What do you think, Peter?
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It's a great game. Come on.
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Yeah? Yeah, it's a great game. Oh, are
you going to fumble that? This game is
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good. Yeah.
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I can't. No, no, no. This ain't right.
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Oh, man.
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Did you see Smith?
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Smith in that snap.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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It's told that he has the best wrist at
being center.
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When he snaps the ball, he's just
awesome.
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Uh -huh. Yeah.
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Wrists. Yeah.
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They just got to ram it in there. Ram it
through.
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They just got to penetrate the end a
little.
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Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
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Yeah.
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That tight end.
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He's one of the best.
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One of the best tight ends I've ever
seen.
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I'm learning so much right now.
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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You should pay attention.
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I am.
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Look, they're at the 25.
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So that means... That means they could
always make a field goal if they want.
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And you're within striking zone. He can
strike and make a touchdown
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all the way.
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Oh, come on.
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Faster, faster, faster.
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Faster, faster, faster. Yeah, yeah.
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Exactly.
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More conviction.
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Ram it in there already.
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Oh, come on.
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That's lame.
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You know what? They're burning out the
clock. It's almost like they're stroking
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this.
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You know, just wasting time. Just get in
there. They're trying to milk it. Yeah.
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Exactly. Milking it. You saw that? They
penetrated.
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Yep. They're in their zone.
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They're so badass.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That tight end, they say he's one of the
best.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah, Smith?
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Huh? He just needs to stop dicking
around is what he needs to stop doing
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that conversion.
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Yeah, he needs to really stop dicking
around.
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Man.
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Hey, Pop, do you want anything in the
house?
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Something to eat. A ham sandwich.
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Veggies, something like that.
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But hurry up, hurry up. We gotta watch
the game. Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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I can't believe it. Now more
commercials.
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Sometimes they really have good
commercials, but usually they're really
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Oh, man.
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A minute, at least.
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Can't wait for that food.
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Oh, look, timeout. Great. I'm gonna go
to the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good
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time. Good timing.
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Hurry up, hurry up, go, go, go.
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That was crazy.
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What are you, oh my God.
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Are you serious? I'm so serious right
now.
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Why don't you go in that bathroom really
quick?
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Oh my God. This is gonna happen right
now.
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What? Yeah.
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Take this off.
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Take this off.
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You know how awesome it was to feel your
dick out of the living room? That was
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so risky. But it was such a turn off.
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You sure this is okay?
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Just do it quick. I mean, you are my
stepbrother so it has to be, right?
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Yeah?
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Oh my god.
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I'll take care of it, don't worry
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Spit on it, spit on it, two heads again.
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That's it.
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That's it, that's it, that's it.
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Squeeze that fucking thing.
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Yes,
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baby.
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I can't wait to feel it inside of me.
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Hang on, let me...
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Are you ready to fuck me though?
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I can't believe you dropped that. Nah,
nah, I don't want to.
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I can't believe it.
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I ain't got two more yards to go.
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Oh, come on, man.
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You got a bootleg right behind him? He
won't even see it. Come on.
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You got to do it.
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Get into it.
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You got to go get the touchdown.
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Quarterback, sneak.
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No problem. No problem.
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Just stick right behind him.
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You just stick that ball right behind
him. He'll never see it coming.
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He can get that first down.
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Take it all the way home.
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You can do it.
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You can do it on there.
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Yeah.
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Are you ready for that?
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Can't believe we did that, huh?
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