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These shows are so dumb sometimes.

I know. It's just so obvious that they're here for him, not the romance.

Totally. But personally, I prefer romance.

Thank you.

Why don't you have a pee?

You know I'm engaged.

What? Two girlfriends can't have one harmless man?

Hey!

All this fun?

That's how you say it, really?

In your dreams.

Don't mind my roommate.

He's a dumbass, but, you know, he's harmless.

Touche.

So, why are we watching?

It's this new dating show.

Kind of stupid, but it's entertaining.

Okay, yo, I love Doom.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

Hey.

Don't show me your eyes.

Yeah.

Bye. Bye.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Ugh.

No.

so delicious.

These are my famous club sandwiches. I hope you enjoy.

That sounds delicious.

And you want to know what makes my sandwiches extra special?

Oh, what's that?

Extra bacon.

Who doesn't love extra bacon? I love a salty moment.

Me too.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm just yawning.

Okay.

And you. You're like a seagull, aren't you? You always show up when I have

You know me.

I'm always hungry.

Of course you are. Let me refill.

Please.

You've missed a lot.

It's too bad. Not like those old reality TV shows, my favorite.

I like just watching Florida people get ratchet.

They don't make them like that anymore.

Me too, I know.

Let me get another plate that we haven't unexpected yet.

Oh yeah, get another plate.

We should watch some reruns of the shows after. Oh, I agree.

I guess you're invited to, Jeff.

Yeah. Good.

Good.

Not missing much. I'm pretty okay with that. Oh, I agree with you.

It could be so much better.

sandwiches. Fuck you guys.

She's finally gone.

Fuck. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

You want me to be on your back? On your back.

Show me that.

Look at that.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.