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Voilà.
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Hurry up, kids, the limo's waiting!
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I love saying that.
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And I love hearing it.
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Oh, I'll get it. You finish.
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I have finished.
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Mmm... Look again.
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Good morning, Miss Babcock.
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Come in. Make yourself comfortable.
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I see you have.
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You don't know.
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Between the boss and the
kids, who's got time to dress?
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Mr. Sheffield, Miss Babcock's here!
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Miss Fine, please.
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They've already freed Willy.
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Oh, don't you girls look gorgeous.
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We wear these same uniforms every day.
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Trust me. Men dream about these outfits.
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Come on, Brighton. You're
gonna miss the limo.
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Is it the stretch or the town car?
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Oh, what do you care? Just be grateful.
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Your father had to walk
10 miles in the snow
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to get to his limo.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Oh, boy, don't you look handsome.
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Well, thank you.
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Oh, wait a minute. You
got a little schmutz.
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Did she just spit on that tissue
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and rub it on his face?
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I brushed.
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Okay, off you go. Good
luck on your math test.
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What's 6 times 12?
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72.
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Yeah, that sounds right.
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Does my hair look okay?
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You're beautiful, but let's save this
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for when you need a facelift.
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There... that's much softer.
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Very pretty.
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Oh, and my headache's gone.
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And you have fun in
school today, Gracie.
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How can I when the polar
ice caps are melting?
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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I put a snorkel in your lunch box.
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- Now, everyone say goodbye to Daddy.
- Goodbye.
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Daddy? Did I miss the wedding?
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That twitch becomes you. Is it new?
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Oh.
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Let me fix your tie.
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What, no good? I was
trying a Double Windsor.
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Churchill wore one, you know.
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Hmm, he must have been hiding a goiter.
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Does Donna Reed ever give it a rest?
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Excuse me.
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I have some pies I need
to cool on the windowsill.
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Well, Nanny Fine has
certainly made herself at home.
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Yes, yes. She's proving
to be an absolute treasure.
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How lucky for us all
that you dug her up.
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I just hope the children
aren't getting too attached.
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She is the nanny, C.C.
That's kind of the point.
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Yes, but lately I feel like
I haven't spent any time
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with you and the children.
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C.C., you've never spent any
time with me and the children.
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Why dwell in the past?
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Well, tomorrow is Miss Fine's day off.
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We could go to the zoo.
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The zoo? How marvelous!
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We'll be like one big,
happy family, you and me.
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- And the children.
- Oh, of course. That goes without saying.
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C.C., this is a side of you
that's rather unexpected.
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Maxwell, I adore children.
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It's a natural thing, a female thing.
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I hear some females eat their young.
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I don't want to go to the zoo.
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I had nightmares about
fangs and claws and snarling.
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Gracie, they keep the animals in cages.
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She's talking about C.C.
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Oh, come on. Stop being
such a big, fat baby.
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You got a toothache.
You go to a dentist.
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I don't have a toothache,
just slept on it wrong.
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Who sleeps on a tooth?
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Unless you're waiting for a fairy.
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Now, open up. Let me take a look.
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Miss Fine, it's my mouth,
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and I reserve the
right to keep it shut...
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an option you might
consider from time to time.
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All right, but what are you gonna do
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when all your teeth fall out?
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I assume I'll be masticating for him.
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I hope you get time
and a half for that one.
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Mm! Why is this water so blasted cold?
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It's the polar ice caps!
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Now you see what happens when
you neglect dental hygiene?
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Miss Fine, isn't this your day off?
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Do you have to go?
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Well, I'd much rather
be with you, angel,
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but I gotta be bridesmaid
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to my second cousin, once removed.
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And believe me, she was
removed for a reason.
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Miss Babcock, I presume.
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Good morning, children.
Good morning, Maxwell.
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C.C., don't you look smashing.
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Banana Republic?
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Abercrombie & Fitch, dear.
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All right, so you paid double.
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Well, then, we're off to the zoo.
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One second, Maxwell.
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You have some crumbs.
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Ow!
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What? I did it just like she did.
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That's it. No zoo for you.
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You're going to see a dentist.
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Oh, I remember a customer
in the bridal shop.
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She had a toothache,
turned into an abscess,
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the infection got into the bloodstream,
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by the end of the
honeymoon, they buried her.
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Who's got the butter?
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I'm fine!
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Besides, dentists
don't work on Saturdays.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I got an Uncle Myron.
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How did I know?
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Don't laugh. He's built an entire
practice on availability alone.
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Miss Fine, the children were
counting on going to the zoo.
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Well, Miss Babcock can still take them.
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This is just how my nightmare started.
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Oh, yeah.
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Remind me to do that anytime soon.
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Just shut up, Brighton!
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There, you're home. Are you happy?
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Niles, get me anything,
and make it a double.
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Well, look who's out of Africa.
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I take it the natives were restless.
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Oh, no. We had a marvelous time.
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I think the highlight was when
Brighton threw up in my helmet.
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Oh, and it's so tricky
getting vomit out of pith.
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Try baking soda.
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Fran told you not to
let me have junk food.
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You insisted!
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Who listens to a 10-year-old?
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We didn't even go to the petting zoo.
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Is it my fault your sister
had to stop at every bathroom?
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She must have a bladder
the size of a walnut.
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Fran says it's not small!
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It's just tilted.
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I don't care if it's
mounted on a gyroscope.
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All day long, it's, "Fran, Fran, Fran."
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If I hear the F-word one more time...
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Fran enjoys spending time with us.
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"Fran enjoys spending... "
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Let me tell you something
about your beloved nanny.
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She gets paid to spend time with you.
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I did it for nothing.
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That's not true. Fran loves us.
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Gracie!
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By the way, I also
threw up in your purse.
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So next week, Chuck E. Cheese?
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Look at me, Ma.
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I look like Pat Boone's mistress.
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God forbid you should
outshine the bride.
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Really, is it my fault she's a size 18?
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Did I shove the doughnuts in her mouth?
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No. She was always jealous of you.
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What are you doing?
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Putting polish on my run.
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Ma, you're supposed to use clear.
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That looks like somebody bit you.
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I should be so lucky.
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Zip me up.
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Ooh, too tight?
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Oh, I don't know about these straps, Ma.
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You look like a ham.
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The salesgirl said I look like a dream.
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Maybe Oscar Mayer's.
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She should choke on her commission.
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Oh! It's 6:00.
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Comb your father's hair.
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Morty! We're leaving without you!
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Part it on the right. It
stays better in the wind.
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On the left is better.
One eye is smaller.
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Be a doll. Get my shoes.
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Okay.
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For crying out loud...
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You know, Ma...
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If you wore leather,
your feet wouldn't sweat.
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I should pay top dollar for shoes
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I'm only gonna wear once?
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19.95.
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Oh, they're perfect.
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Ow. They're like rocks.
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Take the hair in to your
father before the glue dries.
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Oy, too late!
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Who's that?
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Oh, it's Gracie. Ma, it's Gracie.
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Honey, what are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood.
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Isn't she adorable!
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You want a scooter pie?
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That's your first question?
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How did you get here? What's the matter?
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I missed you.
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Aw, well, I missed you too, honey,
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but you're supposed to
be at the zoo with C.C.
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Maybe she's allergic, you know.
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Your Uncle Marvin was
allergic to peacocks.
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There are no shots for that.
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Ma, I see your lips moving,
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but I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Where's your father?
How did you get here?
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I ran away. I took a limo.
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I ran away, I took a banana.
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Are you mad at me?
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No, angel, but who runs
from Park Avenue to Flushing?
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Honey, you're running
in the wrong direction.
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She's running to you.
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Oh, I think that's the
sweetest thing I ever heard.
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Now I know the love of a child.
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You could get fired from all this love.
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Why? What did I do?
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She's too emotionally attached to you.
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No, she's not. I'm her nanny.
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Meanwhile, I have a girl who
comes twice a week to clean.
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If she left me tomorrow,
would I take a limo to Haiti?
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I'm telling you, it's not normal.
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Shh! Keep it up, Ma.
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The kid's dolls are in therapy.
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Darling, you're home.
How was the dentist?
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Horrible. The man is completely insane!
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You sound like you have
a mouth full of cotton.
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Oh, right. Oh...
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I had to take this out when I got home.
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Uh... Niles.
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Oh, goody. Five more of
these, and I'll have a sweater.
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How's the pain, Maxwell?
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Uncle Myron filled me
with so much Novocain,
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it could bring down an elephant,
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then went on about his grandson Robbie,
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the tap-dancing genius.
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I kept begging for the gas.
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How was your day? It has to
have been better than mine.
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Oh, the children and
I had a marvelous time.
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We're much closer now.
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Yes. She really got
Brighton to spill his guts.
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Here, darling, have another cookie.
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Ma, enough. She's gonna pop.
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Oh, let me spoil her.
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At the rate you're going,
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this could be my only grandchild.
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Sheffield residence.
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Hiya, Niles.
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Hello, Miss Fine.
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How'd you know it was me?
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Just a shot in the dark.
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Do me a favor. Put the boss on.
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Niles didn't say boo.
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They have no idea she's missing.
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Here, try the Entenmann's.
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Stop forcing food down her throat.
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00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,627
She's not a goose.
We're not making pâté.
259
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,565
Hello, Miss Fine.
260
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,501
Oh, how are you, Mr.
Sheffield? Is everything okay?
261
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,403
Oh, everything's splendid.
262
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,572
C.C. and the children
had a marvelous time.
263
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:00,973
Uh-huh.
264
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,242
Well, let me talk to Gracie.
265
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,410
You want to speak to Gracie?
266
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,512
I'll fetch her. I'll go.
267
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,848
C.C.'s going upstairs to
look for you right now.
268
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,550
Well, she won't find me!
269
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,352
That's right.
270
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,955
Frankly, I had my doubts about C.C.,
271
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,890
but it seems she's full of surprises.
272
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:21,126
Uh-huh, wait. She's a
regular box of Cracker Jack.
273
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,598
You know, in a way, she's a
good influence on the children.
274
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,333
Well, they can be wild sometimes,
275
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,068
and she's so poised and collected.
276
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:30,202
She's gone!
277
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,637
- What?
- She's gone!
278
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,006
What do you mean, she's
gone? Where the devil is she?
279
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,409
I'm not sure. I'm almost
positive she came home with us.
280
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,446
But don't you know? C.C.,
she was in your care!
281
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:43,315
Well, she could have sneaked
out without my seeing her.
282
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,918
She is very small.
283
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,053
I have to call the police!
284
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,288
Hi, Daddy.
285
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,590
Grace, get off the
phone! I have to call...
286
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,560
Gracie, you're there?
287
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,829
I'll be right there. I'm leaving now.
288
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:59,431
No, so are we. You'll have
to meet us at the wedding.
289
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,800
Go to Leonard's on Astoria Boulevard.
290
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,235
Park in the car wash,
291
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,671
ask for the Mishkin affair. Bye.
292
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,918
L'chayim!
293
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,189
Oh, look.
294
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:30,256
Gracie, Jeffrey Mishkin's
giving you the eye.
295
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:34,033
Why don't you go have fun, angel.
296
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,001
And don't mention global warming.
297
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,042
Chicken! For this, I gave a $50 check.
298
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,613
You should have given them
a bond, made them wait.
299
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,086
Oh! Mr. Sheffield, over here!
300
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,488
Who's the park ranger?
301
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,992
That's his business associate.
302
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,293
Uh-huh.
303
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,128
She wishes.
304
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:06,231
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, hi.
You remember my mother.
305
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,833
Mrs. Fine, charmed.
306
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,502
That makes two of us.
307
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,371
I'd like you to meet my husband.
308
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,540
Morty!
309
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,041
Oh, God. It's hereditary.
310
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,144
That's nothing.
311
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,447
On my father's side,
they all have webbed toes,
312
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,049
but excellent swimmers.
313
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,151
Sylvia Fine.
314
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,886
C.C. Babcock. How do you do?
315
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,122
Like a fish.
316
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,590
Mm-hmm.
317
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,858
Excuse me.
318
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,194
I have to bring Morty a plate.
319
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:39,465
No skin, no butter, no sauce.
320
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,834
Ma, Gandhi ate better than that.
321
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,169
Better he should drop dead on me?
322
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,171
Like I'd notice.
323
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,009
Hi, Daddy.
324
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:52,544
Sweetheart!
325
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,913
Oh, you scared me half to death.
326
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,782
We were worried sick.
327
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,784
You didn't even know she was missing.
328
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,720
Well, I would have been
worried sick had I known.
329
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,723
Honey, what happened?
Why did you run away?
330
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:05,924
Well...
331
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,993
Oh, it doesn't matter why.
332
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,662
All that matters is she's okay.
333
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:14,767
C.C.! You're smothering the child!
334
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:18,137
She won't be happy till
she's finished her off.
335
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,706
Gracie, dear, go and get your coat,
336
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,341
and we'll discuss this at home.
337
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,776
But I don't want to go home.
338
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,211
After they cut the cake,
we're having schnapps.
339
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,214
That sounds delightful!
340
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,784
But you see, today is
Miss Fine's day off,
341
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,019
and, well, we wouldn't want to intrude.
342
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,189
So, then, it's true.
343
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,891
What's true, angel?
344
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:42,394
That you only spend time with
me because Daddy pays you to.
345
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:46,365
What kind of a vicious,
cold-hearted imbecile
346
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,867
would say something like that?
347
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:57,075
Well... I meant it in
the nicest possible way.
348
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:58,610
C.C.!
349
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,245
Uh, Sheffield!
350
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,649
Oh, God! Uncle Myron.
The nightmare continues.
351
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:06,518
I want you to meet my grandson Robbie.
352
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,954
- Myron, not now.
- Hit it!
353
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,889
♪ Gray skies are gonna clear up ♪
354
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,358
♪ Put on a happy face ♪
355
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,227
C.C., what on earth possessed you?
356
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,095
Well, they were all ganging up on me.
357
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,831
So you take it out on a 6-year-old.
358
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,065
She started it!
359
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,600
Oh, that's very mature.
360
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,402
Well, that's the pot
calling the kettle black.
361
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,803
Now, come on, the two of you.
362
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,071
Now, the important
thing is... Will you... ?
363
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,706
Shut up!
364
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,277
That was only slightly more
painful than the toothache.
365
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,912
Meanwhile, what about poor little...
366
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,314
Where's Grace?
367
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,582
She was right here.
368
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,718
See? And you both jumped down my throat.
369
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,319
- Grace?
- Gracie!
370
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,754
Looking for something?
371
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:46,725
- Yeah.
- If she's 3'2" and not a Jew...
372
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,462
she's in the powder room
373
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,998
crying her little eyes out.
374
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,333
Oh, I better go talk to her.
375
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,734
No, Miss Fine, she's my daughter.
376
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,503
I'll talk to her.
377
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,740
Maybe you better talk to her.
378
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,912
Creep!
379
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,314
Gracie?
380
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,683
I'm never coming out.
381
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,719
Oh, honey...
382
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,021
Aren't you getting a
little claustrophobic
383
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,857
in that teeny-weeny stall?
384
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,996
Come here, baby.
385
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,998
Oy! One day with my mother,
386
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,133
and you're ready for Jenny Craig.
387
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:33,572
Honey, I want you to listen
to me very carefully, okay?
388
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,040
Okay.
389
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,042
All right. It's true.
390
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,646
I do get paid to take care of you,
391
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,448
but I don't get paid
extra for loving you,
392
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,450
and I do!
393
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,053
I love you too.
394
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:52,124
Ah, let's face it,
Grace. I'm no Ivana Trump.
395
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,459
Of course, neither is she, anymore.
396
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,864
I got one lousy Christmas Club account
397
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,399
with maybe 49 cents in it,
398
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,935
so I gotta work for a living.
399
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,939
Lucky for me, I got the best
job in the whole wide world.
400
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,340
I love you.
401
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,709
So you don't just do it for the money?
402
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:15,847
Believe me, by the time they take
out State and Federal and FICA,
403
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,116
it's a labor of love.
404
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,019
Let's see.
405
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,721
What do we look like here?
406
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,457
Oh! Uck! I'm a mess!
407
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:29,194
What's Jeffrey Mishkin
gonna think? I'm all puffy!
408
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:33,365
Honey, he's gonna think you're gorgeous.
409
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,801
Now you first look like his mother.
410
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,739
Oh, Grace! Are you all right?
411
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,241
Through pain comes growth.
412
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:46,044
- What?
- She's fine.
413
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,480
Thank you.
414
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,115
My pleasure.
415
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,851
Go. Dance with your daughter.
416
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:03,629
All I wanted to do was
have the children like me.
417
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:08,700
I try so hard to be loving
and sensitive and fun.
418
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,302
I can also juggle!
419
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,904
Beat it, you untalented little troll!
420
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,979
You are a regular Mr. Rogers.
421
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:22,981
Look...
422
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:27,619
I can understand that you're
incredibly threatened by me.
423
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,588
Yes, even in this dress.
424
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:36,194
However, it doesn't mean that
we can't all live under one roof.
425
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:39,498
Oh, that's right, you
don't live with us.
426
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,966
Your point?
427
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:45,137
Look, you're a lovely
woman, and I wish you well,
428
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:47,339
but if you ever hurt
one of my kids again,
429
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,142
they'll be wiping your
blue blood off the walls...
430
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,879
and I mean that in the
nicest possible way.
431
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,250
Pardon me.
432
00:21:58,316 --> 00:22:01,153
Ma... what are you doing?
433
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:04,089
Why shouldn't I have
a little centerpiece?
434
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,994
But they haven't even cut the cake yet.
435
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,329
You're already taking the flowers?
436
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:15,434
Well, for my $50, I
should get something.
437
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,138
Look, Ma, she's standing on his shoes.
438
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,474
Is that the cutest thing you ever saw?
439
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,877
Adorable. Go cut in.
440
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:40,292
♪ Wipe off the gloomy mask of tragedy ♪
441
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,494
♪ It's not your style ♪
442
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:48,561
♪ So put on a happy face ♪
443
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,050
One more time.
444
00:22:51,251 --> 00:22:53,759
♪ Gray skies are gonna clear up ♪
445
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,980
♪ Put on a happy face ♪
446
00:22:57,281 --> 00:22:59,320
♪ Brush off the clouds and cheer up ♪
447
00:22:59,721 --> 00:23:02,430
♪ Put on a happy face ♪
448
00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:05,600
♪ Wipe off the gloomy mask of tragedy ♪
449
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:08,020
♪ It's not your style ♪
450
00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:13,850
♪ So put on a happy face ♪
451
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:18,851
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