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I'm raising five kids,
and I didn't miss last week.
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What's your excuse?
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Carl!
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My son is in jail,
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and it is your fault.
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I told them it was Carl,
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and I told chuckie
to tell them it was Carl.
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Pack your shit and get out.
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I hope they throw
the book at Carl.
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Mps.
They're coming.
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They're coming to get me.
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We got to get you to a fucking
clinic to get some meds.
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How long do I need
to take these for?
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30, 40 years.
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And you're interested in
critical theory?
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- Absolutely.
- Come to my office later,
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and I'll decide whether or not
you can take my class.
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- Sweetheart?
- That's my husband.
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- Who's this?
- This is lip.
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Hungry?
How would you like your omelet?
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I don't want you as my friend.
I want you as my boyfriend.
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Look at me!
I'm nice, funny, smart,
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and I'd fuck up anyone
that hurts you.
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We start up
the ice cream truck again.
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Except this time
without the truck.
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- You okay?
- Yeah. Just sad.
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Can you, uh, be sad and roll
joints at the same time?
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I hate that I hurt you,
and I want to make it right.
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I need to get out.
Think a little.
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- I need a drink.
- What's the occasion?
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- Cancer.
- Every day is an opportunity
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- you don't get back.
- Best two days of my life.
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- Thanks to you.
- Nicole's moving to Pittsburgh.
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- What about will?
- He's going with her.
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- You don't get a say?
- According to the state
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- of Illinois.
- Your p.O. Say something?
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- Travel restrictions.
- For Pittsburgh?
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- Can't leave.
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ you were willing once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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12 Gauge on my waist
'bout to waste your cousin
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fade away in the fog
you a memory dog.
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It's not working.
Sorry, man.
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- Fucking meds.
- Yeah.
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It could also be the toddler
staring at us from the corner
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or the jacked-up teenage girl
down the hall.
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Whatever.
Try again later, man.
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All right,
breakfast of champs.
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We got your mood stabilizer,
anti-psychotic,
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anti-depressant.
Gatorade.
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- Fucking nurse now?
- Shut the fuck up.
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Take the pills, bitch.
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Hey, no caffeine.
On your meds.
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Hey.
How are you feeling?
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- Not feeling.
- That's an improvement.
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At least you're not swinging
baseball bats at my head.
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Stinks in here.
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Yeah, that's 'cause
the milk went bad.
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Nobody put it away?
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That milk is part
of the Gallagher household,
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of which I am no
longer a member,
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and therefore not responsible.
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Then why
are you still here?
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Apartment listings.
Calling around today.
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What's up with
the water faucet?
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Guess nobody paid
the water bill.
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But I took a shower
this morning.
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Lucky you.
They must have just shut it off.
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Nobody made breakfast?
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What's it look like?
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What about groceries?
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When is the last time
anyone went shopping?
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Who melted my spatula?
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That's fine.
Don't claim responsibility.
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For anything.
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- That's the Gallagher way.
- Fuck.
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- I'm not eating that.
- Eat it.
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Take all those pills
on an empty stomach
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and you're going to have
diarrhea real bad.
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I gotta poop.
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Oh. So how do you like
your crepes?
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Savory or sweet?
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Uh, no, you know,
I'm still pretty stuffed
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from last night's dinner,
so I'm okay.
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It's no trouble.
I love to cook.
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Because I'm good at it.
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We generally enjoy doing the
things we're skilled at, right?
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- Uh, right.
- So, the new boy, huh?
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You do look like
a schiele portrait.
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- Good morning, Dr. Wallace.
- Good morning, love.
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- Tea?
- Please.
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You're not eating?
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- No, no, not really hungry.
- Theo makes a mean crepe.
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- Yeah, I gotta go
to the library anyway, so...
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- This must be strange for you.
- A little bit, yeah.
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It's, uh,
it's a little strange.
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What can we do
to make it more comfortable?
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I'm not sure.
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- You have questions?
- No, uh, no, no, not really.
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Boundaries that you feel
warrant discussion?
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No, uh, nothing I can
think of.
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Okay,
just let us know.
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Sure.
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And I'll be
in my office this afternoon
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if you'd like to stop by.
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On a Saturday?
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You have some
catching up to do.
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Let's start with
foucault's discursive regime,
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and we'll go from there.
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Okay.
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Uh, it was nice
seeing you again, Dr. Wallace.
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Oh, ho-ho-ho.
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- Oh, I taste throw up.
- Yeah.
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You puked.
About 3:00 A.M.
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For a gal who's never been
drunk or high before,
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you went at it hard.
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Here. Peas for the noggin,
aspirin for the muscles,
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honey-lemon for the tummy.
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A little touch or bourbon.
Hair of the dog.
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Did we have sex?
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Oh! No.
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I slept on the floor.
I wanted to make you breakfast.
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All I could find was old
Chinese food
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and three jars of
peanut butter.
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Yeah. I eat it off a spoon
for dinner.
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Well, no wonder
you got cancer.
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Come on.
Let's go grab a bite.
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I know this divey joint
that serves military-style
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shit-on-a-shingle...
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The greatest hangover remedy
known to man.
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- Cream chipped beef...
- Stop. Out.
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- Yes. Let's go.
- You. Now.
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What? Why?
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Don't be ashamed.
You are downright luminous.
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- You need to go.
- Oh, come on.
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We had a blast.
Didn't we?
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You're my favorite
dying person I've ever met.
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Please.
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Our chemistry
is off the charts.
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Don't try to deny it.
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Okay.
Thank you for yesterday.
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- Hold on.
- Good-bye.
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- No, no, come on.
We're just getting...
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Hey, come on.
You know what I'm talking about.
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Wait, just a...
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God damn it.
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♪ Your hands now feel empty ♪
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♪ as you're staring
at the clock ♪
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♪ missing all the verbs
and nouns ♪
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♪ while holding your own Glock ♪
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♪ missing all the wisdom ♪
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♪ missing all the lies ♪
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♪ confused on everywhere
to stand ♪
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♪ your breath becomes a sigh ♪
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♪ it's days like this
that rain ♪
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♪ upon the old lake dock ♪
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♪ wash away the memories
buried deep down in fog ♪
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Hey. I was just thinking
about you.
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Fun sexy stuff
or mean hurty stuff?
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Uh, neither.
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- Where are you?
- I'm at your place.
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Watering your plants.
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Not smelling your shirt.
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- Which one?
- Pere ubu?
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Wha...say it again?
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Fuck off.
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It's nice to hear
your voice.
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Yeah, you too.
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How are you doing?
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In general or, like,
about us?
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Us.
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Confused.
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A little. You?
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Same.
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Where are you?
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A rest stop somewhere
in ass-butt usa.
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Nice.
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I got a gig at
a little college tonight.
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- Should be fun.
- Cool.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, the Van's taking off.
So you want to talk later?
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We could Skype if you want.
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Yeah, I get in the dorms
like 4:30 or 5:00, try you then?
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Okay.
I'll wear something nice.
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Nice like...
Hot nice?
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Sure.
You want to have Skype sex?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Could be fun.
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Could be hot.
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All right, look,
I gotta run.
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All right?
We'll talk later.
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Bye.
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You're so damn adorable.
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So are you.
The adorable-est.
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And you're an adora-babe.
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I made you this.
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It's from the parking lot
of the supermarket
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where you saved me
from getting my butt kicked.
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I used nail Polish
instead of paint.
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- I want you.
- You have me.
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- No, I want to have sex
with you.
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Oh.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Wow.
That's awesome.
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- Are you sure?
- Totally.
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Because the last time
I did it,
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things got confusing.
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I'm not confused.
Are you?
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No. I'm happy.
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- When?
- Tonight.
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Okay. Where?
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Wherever you want.
Except my house.
227
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My parents don't let me
have girls in my room.
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We can do it at my house.
Nobody cares what I do.
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- What time?
- After dinner.
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Come eat with us.
We're doing barbecue.
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- Okay.
- Cool.
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Cool.
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Can you turn
that crappy music down
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and tell those fucking
babies to shut up?
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Hey, watch your
mouth, college boy.
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I got babies here.
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Just one little bite.
Come on.
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Just one little bite.
Hello?
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One of my breast pumpers'
boobies dried up,
240
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so we'll be tight on funds
until I find a replacement.
241
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Okay, well, you know what?
I hooked up with some
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cheap-ass herb the other day,
so I'll try to move it quick.
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Oh, and Gemma,
I don't know,
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but she had a little
sniffle earlier.
245
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I think she's sick.
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Can you, uh, use the
nasal aspirator on her
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before she goes
to bed tonight?
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Will do.
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Dude, I gotta study!
250
00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,338
Oh, it sounds like
you have your hands full.
251
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Yeah, kinda.
I gotta go.
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- Okay.
- All right, talk soon.
253
00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:07,514
Come on, bro.
I was up all night, man.
254
00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:09,307
They slept horribly
too, you know?
255
00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:11,393
The guy next door screams like a
Polish grandma when he comes.
256
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:12,895
Why'd you bring 'em here?
257
00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:14,521
Where else am I
supposed to being 'em?
258
00:12:14,563 --> 00:12:16,481
I live here, bro.
It's only one night a week.
259
00:12:16,523 --> 00:12:18,483
- Are you even a student?
- Not exactly.
260
00:12:18,525 --> 00:12:20,861
I'm more like a refugee
who sells weed.
261
00:12:20,903 --> 00:12:23,072
Drug dealers don't get
to live on campus.
262
00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,781
Oh, yeah? Where
does it say that?
263
00:12:26,075 --> 00:12:28,451
Hey, Charlie brown,
go fuck yourself.
264
00:12:28,493 --> 00:12:30,286
Linus is the one
with the blanket.
265
00:12:30,328 --> 00:12:31,997
Well, they both
can suck dicks.
266
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,085
They're talking about
turning your ass in.
267
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:37,627
Oh, are they now?
268
00:12:39,838 --> 00:12:41,631
Okay.
269
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,300
Okay, I'll just pack
my shit and go.
270
00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:45,719
Yeah.
But wait a minute.
271
00:12:45,761 --> 00:12:48,680
What am I supposed to do
with all these dime bags
272
00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:50,182
that I was gonna sell
for half price
273
00:12:50,224 --> 00:12:52,059
for the next
ten minutes?
274
00:12:52,101 --> 00:12:54,061
Cheap weed!
275
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,229
Cheap weed, down here!
276
00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:56,479
Whoo!
277
00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:57,731
Five bucks for a dime bag?
278
00:12:57,773 --> 00:12:58,899
- I want some.
- Thin walls.
279
00:13:01,651 --> 00:13:02,569
Here you go.
280
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,699
No, no, no.
No weapons in juvie.
281
00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:09,659
Pop rocks and fire ants.
282
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,079
Figure Carl could use
them for self defense.
283
00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:15,999
- Is that a thing?
- Who knows?
284
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,417
I want to go to
planned parenthood today.
285
00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:19,628
I need you to come with.
286
00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:21,546
For the pill?
287
00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:23,132
Well, I thought that messed
with your training.
288
00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:25,634
It's whatever.
289
00:13:25,675 --> 00:13:27,343
Are you and Derek
having sex?
290
00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:29,138
Not yet.
291
00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:30,931
Well, why rush?
I mean, it's been what,
292
00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:32,682
- a few weeks.
- I want to.
293
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,684
It's my body,
it's my decision.
294
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,394
Debs.
295
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,147
I've been dating him longer
than you even knew Gus
296
00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:40,107
before you got married.
297
00:13:46,155 --> 00:13:48,240
- I'll make an appointment.
- Thanks.
298
00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:50,200
Oh, fyi, water
got shut off.
299
00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:52,368
You should probably
pay the bill.
300
00:14:57,184 --> 00:14:58,810
Fuck!
301
00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:01,230
You okay, man?
302
00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:02,480
Yeah, yeah.
303
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:03,565
Damn.
304
00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:04,566
Take this.
305
00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:06,526
How'd that happen?
306
00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:12,908
Yo, you need me to get
you the first aid kit?
307
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,122
Why are women such
capricious devils?
308
00:15:19,164 --> 00:15:21,708
Is it simple biology?
309
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:25,921
They get emotional whiplash from
all the hairpin hormonal turns?
310
00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:28,423
- Harder, baby, yeah.
- Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
311
00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:31,634
Or are they just trying
so hard to "lean in"
312
00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,511
and "have it all"
313
00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:35,513
they lose sight of
their own humanity?
314
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,640
- Right there.
- Okay.
315
00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:41,686
Yeah. Yeah.
Or, fuck.
316
00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:44,773
What if evolutionarily
they're programmed
317
00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:48,651
to hold onto the past in order
to educate their offspring
318
00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:50,279
about the perils
of going out...
319
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,446
Jesus!
320
00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,073
Don't. Wait, wait.
You stopping?
321
00:15:53,115 --> 00:15:54,866
Yes, captain perceptive.
322
00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:56,451
I bought you
a boilermaker.
323
00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:58,536
You'd have to buy me ten
to suffer through that.
324
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,872
You gotta help me to get
this woman out of my system.
325
00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:02,999
Go stick your dick
in an ice cream cake
326
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,793
and nurture your
inner child.
327
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,795
I'm not your
fucking therapist.
328
00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:18,807
Trust a woman
to do a man's job.
329
00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,311
Water got shut off.
330
00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,562
We gotta use your bathroom.
I paid the fucking bill
331
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:27,565
but it takes two days for
them to turn it back on.
332
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,942
You look pretty.
333
00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:31,194
Having Skype sex
with Gus later.
334
00:16:31,236 --> 00:16:32,946
This distance
thing is bullshit.
335
00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:34,739
You're telling me.
This is the longest I've gone
336
00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,283
without seeing kev
since I met him.
337
00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:37,742
About to burst
into flames.
338
00:16:37,784 --> 00:16:39,411
You guys talk
about anything yet?
339
00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:40,536
Sure.
340
00:16:40,578 --> 00:16:41,663
"How was Gemma's
tummy time?"
341
00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:43,165
"When did Amy's
hiccups stop?"
342
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:46,251
You stuff, I mean.
Like, what you both want.
343
00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:48,044
From each other.
344
00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:49,754
I want the old kev back.
345
00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:51,840
The one who looked at me like
the world stopped spinning.
346
00:16:51,881 --> 00:16:54,301
He's there.
He's just preoccupied.
347
00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:57,179
Okay, ladies,
listen up.
348
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,848
- I need help.
- That's my cue.
349
00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:02,100
Let's go.
Poop time!
350
00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:05,479
This woman is just
tearing me up.
351
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,688
I just can't shake her.
352
00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:08,106
Why are you
a country song?
353
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:09,858
I treated her with respect
354
00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:12,277
and she shat me out
like yesterday's cheese steak.
355
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,154
The only thing you ever
treated with respect
356
00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:16,323
had a label and the word
"proof" on it.
357
00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:17,824
Wait.
358
00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:19,617
This that doctor
from the other day?
359
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:22,120
Maybe.
360
00:17:22,162 --> 00:17:23,455
What's the scam?
361
00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:25,499
What kind of a man
do you think I am?
362
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,209
There's always a scam,
frank.
363
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,835
All right, yes.
I'm very good
364
00:17:28,877 --> 00:17:30,086
at sticking it
to the man,
365
00:17:30,128 --> 00:17:32,881
but this woman...
366
00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:35,091
I don't want to stick
anything to her.
367
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,260
Except myself,
but she won't let me.
368
00:17:37,302 --> 00:17:39,179
Why would anybody
want to be with you?
369
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:40,889
Well, why wouldn't they?
370
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:43,517
Chlamydia and herpes
for starts.
371
00:17:43,558 --> 00:17:47,396
Poor hygiene, alcoholism,
lack of a moral compass.
372
00:17:47,437 --> 00:17:51,066
Fine. But my good qualities
vastly outweigh my bad ones.
373
00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:52,775
Name one.
374
00:17:52,817 --> 00:17:56,946
How about, uh, a lust for
adventure, a bottomless libido?
375
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,823
- Jesus.
- I show up with drugs,
376
00:17:58,865 --> 00:18:00,742
companionship,
pro-bono sex.
377
00:18:00,783 --> 00:18:03,745
What more could
a dying woman want?
378
00:18:03,786 --> 00:18:06,915
This is for real?
379
00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,542
How the hell
should I know?
380
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,960
Make it like the world stops
spinning when you look at her.
381
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,670
I tried that.
It didn't work.
382
00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,630
What else you got?
383
00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:20,636
Well, thanks, people.
384
00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,935
Hmm.
385
00:18:26,976 --> 00:18:29,896
You were a big fucking help.
386
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,452
Hey.
Hey.
387
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,745
What the hell's
going on out there?
388
00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:47,830
Yeah, I don't know.
Saturday, I guess.
389
00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:50,375
Look at you all
studious in here.
390
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:51,918
- Get your tuition sorted?
- Yeah.
391
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,671
I'm on all rosters and
fully matriculated.
392
00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:57,299
How'd you pull that off?
393
00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,218
Deus ex machina,
as they say.
394
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,553
Hmm.
395
00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:03,721
And how's the lovely
Ms. Muff bulldagger.
396
00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:05,765
- Fiery and full of lust.
- Yeah?
397
00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:07,850
Like a coked-up
amish teenager.
398
00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,979
- Oh, that sounds exhausting.
- Oh, you have no idea.
399
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:14,149
I'm thinking of going
strictly dickly for a while.
400
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,900
You free later?
401
00:19:15,942 --> 00:19:20,655
No, actually, uh,
I got this thing.
402
00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:23,366
Um, a school thing
or a sex thing?
403
00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:26,702
Um, uh, both.
404
00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:29,247
Meaning?
405
00:19:29,289 --> 00:19:32,125
I-I kinda got this situation
with on of my professors.
406
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,709
Uh-oh.
Which class?
407
00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,504
It's crit theory.
408
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:37,422
- Professor Wallace.
- Yeah, yeah.
409
00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:40,342
Her and her hubby, they have
this, uh, agreement, you know?
410
00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:43,178
- They're...they're evolved.
- Wait, her husband?
411
00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:45,721
Yeah, yeah.
It's actually...It's kinda great.
412
00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:47,390
So you're having a
relationship
413
00:19:47,432 --> 00:19:49,601
- with a married woman?
- No, no, no, no.
414
00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:52,687
It's...it's not
a relationship.
415
00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:55,357
We just...We hang out.
416
00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:57,817
Uh, she shows me
art and stuff.
417
00:19:57,859 --> 00:19:59,694
Hmm, are you
falling for her?
418
00:19:59,735 --> 00:20:04,115
No. No, I'm just
having fun.
419
00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:05,783
Well, then ditch her
420
00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:10,705
and come play naked
go fish with me.
421
00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:14,000
I would, um,
422
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:18,547
just I got all this...
All this shit to do.
423
00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:20,756
No prob.
424
00:20:20,798 --> 00:20:23,218
I'll see you around.
425
00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:24,177
Okay.
426
00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:28,764
Oh, ps I need my car back
at some point.
427
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,368
Oh, god.
428
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,703
I'm trippin' out, man.
429
00:20:49,744 --> 00:20:51,371
Hey, are you okay, man?
430
00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:55,124
I love god...
And icebergs.
431
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,626
What...what the fuck's
wrong with him?
432
00:20:56,668 --> 00:20:58,628
It's that trip-weed
your friend sold us.
433
00:20:58,670 --> 00:20:59,921
It wasn't normal shit.
434
00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:01,715
It was synthetic marijuana,
dildo.
435
00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:05,218
Laced with all sort of crap.
It makes you lose your mind.
436
00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,641
Oh, god.
437
00:21:11,683 --> 00:21:13,184
What happened
to your hand?
438
00:21:13,226 --> 00:21:15,645
- Uh, burned myself.
- Hold on.
439
00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:21,651
- That's our lamp.
- It's ugly and no one uses it.
440
00:21:23,695 --> 00:21:25,905
Come here.
441
00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:30,744
Come on.
I'm not gonna bite.
442
00:21:34,872 --> 00:21:36,583
Did you run it
under cool water?
443
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,334
No.
444
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:40,795
Well, then you are shit
out of luck in this house.
445
00:21:40,836 --> 00:21:42,547
No water.
446
00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,466
Ooh.
447
00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:46,551
Gonna have a nice,
fat scar.
448
00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:49,095
It'll match the one
I got in the army.
449
00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,639
How'd you get that one?
450
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,141
I tried to hotwire
a helicopter.
451
00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:54,643
Burned myself
on the starter.
452
00:21:54,684 --> 00:21:57,145
You can hotwire a helicopter?
453
00:21:57,186 --> 00:21:59,147
Not very good,
apparently.
454
00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:01,357
Got caught trying to steal
government property
455
00:22:01,399 --> 00:22:04,694
and that's why the
mps are after me.
456
00:22:04,736 --> 00:22:07,697
Well, that and
going awol.
457
00:22:07,739 --> 00:22:10,116
And enlisting under
a false identity.
458
00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:11,701
And maybe other stuff.
459
00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,453
Wow.
Pretty hardcore.
460
00:22:13,495 --> 00:22:17,666
No, just
mentally ill.
461
00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:20,335
God, this place
brings back memories.
462
00:22:20,376 --> 00:22:21,961
You've been here before?
463
00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:24,964
Monica brought me here
when I needed to go on the pill.
464
00:22:25,006 --> 00:22:27,676
She was completely
strung out on e.
465
00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:29,636
She offered to give my doctor
a blowjob.
466
00:22:29,678 --> 00:22:32,388
- A female doctor.
- How is that possible?
467
00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:35,558
Well, obviously she didn't
get very far.
468
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,187
Doctor was pretty butch.
Honest mistake.
469
00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:42,440
Everything looks good.
470
00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:44,776
I'm gonna set you up
on some starter pills.
471
00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,736
Great.
Thanks.
472
00:22:46,778 --> 00:22:49,905
Now hold up a second
'cause this is no joke.
473
00:22:49,947 --> 00:22:52,325
These don't begin to work
for 48 hours.
474
00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:55,244
So if you plan to have
intercourse before then,
475
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,539
you must use
alternate protection.
476
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:58,832
Okay.
477
00:22:58,872 --> 00:23:00,916
I'll get those pills.
478
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:05,879
Really?
479
00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:07,632
They're free.
480
00:23:14,389 --> 00:23:16,182
Yo.
481
00:23:16,224 --> 00:23:17,475
- Jesus.
- Fucking amazing.
482
00:23:17,517 --> 00:23:19,352
What the fuck is wrong
with these kids?
483
00:23:19,394 --> 00:23:20,603
The fucking weed
you sold them.
484
00:23:20,645 --> 00:23:21,604
Some shit called spice.
485
00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:23,606
That was spice?
486
00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:25,107
Oh, no wonder
I got a discount.
487
00:23:25,149 --> 00:23:26,568
This shit can last
for hours, all right?
488
00:23:26,609 --> 00:23:27,819
We need to keep everybody
in the room,
489
00:23:27,861 --> 00:23:29,320
lock the door,
just wait it out.
490
00:23:29,362 --> 00:23:31,072
Can you go sweep the hall,
check for any stragglers?
491
00:23:31,113 --> 00:23:32,281
Yeah, I got it.
492
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:33,575
All right, find any
unopened bags, toss them.
493
00:23:33,616 --> 00:23:35,493
If you have any left,
get rid of it, all right?
494
00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:36,745
Yeah.
Aye-aye, captain.
495
00:23:45,378 --> 00:23:48,631
That's gotta be
a metaphor for something.
496
00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:52,468
This was the only straggler.
497
00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:53,969
I think he's trying to find
a portal.
498
00:23:54,011 --> 00:23:56,138
All right, just close the door
and lock it, yeah?
499
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:59,225
I am made of fire.
500
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,143
Look, if we call 911,
we could go to jail.
501
00:24:01,185 --> 00:24:02,520
I mean,
we could both go to jail.
502
00:24:02,562 --> 00:24:03,937
Why? We didn't force them
to do anything.
503
00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:05,398
A tiny floating sun.
504
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,733
They're grown-ups
who made grown-up decisions.
505
00:24:06,775 --> 00:24:08,192
No, most of these kids
are minors.
506
00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:10,653
Swirling ball of hot gases.
507
00:24:10,695 --> 00:24:12,071
I can fly!
508
00:24:12,113 --> 00:24:13,656
Hey!
509
00:24:13,698 --> 00:24:15,533
What the fuck?
510
00:24:15,575 --> 00:24:18,578
Oh, shit!
511
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,329
I think I broke
my rhinoceros!
512
00:24:22,039 --> 00:24:24,166
God damn it!
513
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:27,629
The one day all year
I gotta shower, the water's off.
514
00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:28,962
Give me your deodorant.
515
00:24:29,004 --> 00:24:31,800
- Ran out.
- Well, of course you did.
516
00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:37,054
Why would anyone in this house
make things easy on me?
517
00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:39,223
It's no substitute
for cleanliness,
518
00:24:39,265 --> 00:24:40,683
but this will have
to do.
519
00:24:40,725 --> 00:24:44,395
I may have to scrub my junk
at the citgo.
520
00:24:44,437 --> 00:24:47,231
Wish me luck.
521
00:24:47,273 --> 00:24:48,566
Good luck scrubbing
your junk.
522
00:24:50,735 --> 00:24:52,862
Not with my junk.
L'amour.
523
00:24:55,573 --> 00:24:57,450
You're a dumbass,
you know that?
524
00:25:11,547 --> 00:25:13,800
Hey.
I didn't know which bs to get,
525
00:25:13,842 --> 00:25:15,217
so I just got all
the fucking bs.
526
00:25:15,259 --> 00:25:18,847
I got b-complex,
super b-complex, b-12, b-6.
527
00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:20,139
Whoa.
528
00:25:20,181 --> 00:25:21,808
The hell happened
to your hand?
529
00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:25,311
Hey.
What are you doing?
530
00:25:25,353 --> 00:25:26,813
We're going out.
531
00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:28,021
Did a doctor take care
of that?
532
00:25:28,063 --> 00:25:29,691
Come on, Mickey.
533
00:25:29,732 --> 00:25:31,567
You can't go anywhere unless
you get that looked at, man.
534
00:25:31,609 --> 00:25:34,278
- Come on.
- Okay, listen.
535
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,867
Either you can stay here
and jerk off into your vitamins
536
00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:42,829
or you can come with me.
537
00:25:42,871 --> 00:25:44,956
It's your call.
538
00:25:55,842 --> 00:25:56,801
Yes?
539
00:25:56,843 --> 00:25:59,136
Frank Gallagher.
540
00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:01,848
Jesus.
541
00:26:06,101 --> 00:26:11,106
Hey.
Hey!
542
00:26:11,148 --> 00:26:13,568
You must be
the homeless guy.
543
00:26:13,609 --> 00:26:15,570
I have a home.
Intermittently.
544
00:26:15,611 --> 00:26:16,571
Who the hell are you?
545
00:26:16,612 --> 00:26:18,113
Bianca's sister.
546
00:26:18,155 --> 00:26:19,657
Party's over, asshole.
547
00:26:19,699 --> 00:26:22,284
Go crawl back to your mattress
beneath the overpass
548
00:26:22,326 --> 00:26:23,703
and leave
the sick girl alone.
549
00:26:23,745 --> 00:26:25,830
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have no idea
550
00:26:25,872 --> 00:26:28,165
who you're dealing with,
lady.
551
00:26:28,207 --> 00:26:32,545
I am indefatigable.
I take "yes" for an answer.
552
00:26:32,587 --> 00:26:35,088
I am tough as a buzzard.
553
00:26:37,299 --> 00:26:42,013
Just you watch me!
554
00:27:05,494 --> 00:27:07,538
Motherfuck!
555
00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:13,419
Open your fucking window!
556
00:27:13,461 --> 00:27:14,712
Open the window!
557
00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:23,262
I can't offer you much,
558
00:27:23,304 --> 00:27:27,349
but what I can do is...
Is be your chauffeur
559
00:27:27,391 --> 00:27:29,268
on the limousine ride
to the pearly gates.
560
00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:31,062
My what?
561
00:27:31,104 --> 00:27:33,188
I know how it feels to live like
you're gonna die tomorrow.
562
00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:35,274
I've been there.
563
00:27:35,316 --> 00:27:37,485
I make each day
feel like a wild ride
564
00:27:37,526 --> 00:27:39,904
through the heart
of the rapids at midnight.
565
00:27:39,946 --> 00:27:43,825
If you want to squeeze
every last drop of gratification
566
00:27:43,866 --> 00:27:45,326
out of this world
before you croak,
567
00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:46,911
I'm your man.
568
00:27:46,953 --> 00:27:49,831
- Frank, i'm...
- Stick with me, woman,
569
00:27:49,872 --> 00:27:52,458
and you will not go gentle
into that good night.
570
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,753
Bianca?
571
00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:57,755
Come on.
572
00:27:57,797 --> 00:27:59,882
Oh, great.
573
00:27:59,924 --> 00:28:01,634
Cock-blocking Laura bush.
574
00:28:01,676 --> 00:28:04,345
Fine!
575
00:28:06,889 --> 00:28:08,933
You see this bottle of vodka?
576
00:28:08,975 --> 00:28:11,019
I'm gonna sit over there
577
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:14,271
and I'm gonna sip it.
578
00:28:14,313 --> 00:28:16,565
If you don't join me
by the time I'm done,
579
00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:20,444
consider my offer revoked.
580
00:28:23,865 --> 00:28:25,198
Hi.
581
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,951
- What time is it?
- Just after 5:00.
582
00:28:26,993 --> 00:28:28,494
Okay, listen.
I know that you're not
583
00:28:28,536 --> 00:28:30,538
- being intentionally rude...
- Well, this is an emergency.
584
00:28:30,579 --> 00:28:31,580
Can you get your
husband, please?
585
00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:32,414
What's the matter?
586
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,967
Hey, hey.
587
00:28:43,009 --> 00:28:44,844
Come on.
588
00:28:44,886 --> 00:28:46,345
Easy.
589
00:28:49,348 --> 00:28:50,850
Jesus.
What happened?
590
00:29:05,531 --> 00:29:07,783
Hey, it's me.
591
00:29:07,825 --> 00:29:09,660
The house is quiet.
592
00:29:09,702 --> 00:29:11,537
Computer's on.
593
00:29:11,579 --> 00:29:13,873
I'm wearing
my Lacy green thong.
594
00:29:13,915 --> 00:29:16,625
Hit me back.
595
00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:31,348
Hey, don't you have anything
better to do with your time?
596
00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:33,893
I'm supposed to be having
hot Skype sex
597
00:29:33,935 --> 00:29:36,062
with my husband,
but he's M.I.A.
598
00:29:36,104 --> 00:29:38,272
Tragic. What else?
599
00:29:38,313 --> 00:29:39,690
I cleaned the house,
600
00:29:39,732 --> 00:29:42,693
which was in shambles
because that bitch
601
00:29:42,735 --> 00:29:44,112
that claims to be
my older sister
602
00:29:44,153 --> 00:29:46,197
has been boycotting
her domestic duties.
603
00:29:46,239 --> 00:29:49,867
Oh, and I had to take Debbie to
get fucking birth control today.
604
00:29:49,909 --> 00:29:52,203
Holy shit.
I'm glad I have a son.
605
00:29:52,245 --> 00:29:53,913
How's he doing?
606
00:29:53,955 --> 00:29:56,082
His mom called.
Um, wanted to pick him up early.
607
00:29:56,124 --> 00:29:57,458
Found an earlier flight.
608
00:29:57,499 --> 00:29:58,960
He's just packing up
some of the crap
609
00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:00,294
I keep around here
for him, you know?
610
00:30:00,335 --> 00:30:01,629
Toys and stuff.
611
00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:03,172
Oh, no.
When is she coming?
612
00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:04,757
In like 15 minutes.
613
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:07,218
I had to step outside
just to keep...
614
00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,970
Just to keep
my shit together.
615
00:30:09,011 --> 00:30:12,265
Do you want me
to come over?
616
00:30:12,306 --> 00:30:13,474
No, I'm good.
617
00:30:13,515 --> 00:30:15,184
- You don't sound it.
- Yeah.
618
00:30:15,226 --> 00:30:17,145
Well, I don't have a choice.
619
00:30:17,186 --> 00:30:19,855
Hey, you know what,
I gotta go.
620
00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:28,489
- Where is he?
- Who?
621
00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,158
Your husband, the doctor.
622
00:30:30,199 --> 00:30:31,325
That's why you brought
this boy here?
623
00:30:31,366 --> 00:30:32,868
Yeah, yeah.
I thought he could help.
624
00:30:32,910 --> 00:30:34,787
He's a doctor of theology,
not medicine.
625
00:30:34,829 --> 00:30:35,955
Fuck!
626
00:30:35,997 --> 00:30:37,165
Well, what were you
doing in there?
627
00:30:37,206 --> 00:30:38,874
I called 911.
628
00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:40,375
Hang tight, honey, okay?
They're sending an ambulance.
629
00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:42,586
Come here, come here,
come here, come here.
630
00:30:42,628 --> 00:30:45,464
- Why did you do that?
- What did you expect me to do?
631
00:30:45,506 --> 00:30:47,258
He's on drugs, okay?
632
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,634
He could get
kicked out of school,
633
00:30:48,676 --> 00:30:50,178
and my friend
who sold him the drugs,
634
00:30:50,219 --> 00:30:51,345
he's staying illegally
in the dorms.
635
00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:52,930
He could go to jail,
all right?
636
00:30:52,972 --> 00:30:55,183
- He's got three kids.
- This boy is suffering.
637
00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:57,226
He needs help, regardless
of the consequences.
No, no, no
638
00:30:57,268 --> 00:30:58,311
I gotta cover their asses.
639
00:30:58,352 --> 00:31:01,230
Why?
640
00:31:01,272 --> 00:31:04,192
- South side rules.
- You know what?
641
00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:06,360
Drop the whole "noble thug"
shtick.
642
00:31:06,401 --> 00:31:08,445
You're covering your own ass
and you know it.
643
00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:10,656
You...you have a choice
right now.
644
00:31:10,698 --> 00:31:13,617
To recognize that you are a
promising young college student,
645
00:31:13,659 --> 00:31:15,911
not some ghetto outlaw.
646
00:31:15,953 --> 00:31:17,746
You stop behaving like
the world is out to get you
647
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,666
when it is so clearly
dropping gifts at your feet.
648
00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:22,668
Or you keep doing what
you're doing
649
00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,128
and you end up in a cell
somewhere angry
650
00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:26,964
and out of options.
651
00:31:27,006 --> 00:31:28,799
No one at the K-Mart
knows about my baloney.
652
00:31:28,841 --> 00:31:30,968
You know what?
Go back to your dorm.
653
00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:32,469
If the paramedics ask
any questions,
654
00:31:32,511 --> 00:31:34,222
I'll say I walked out
and he was just here.
655
00:31:34,263 --> 00:31:35,597
Just help me move him.
656
00:31:35,639 --> 00:31:37,975
- Are you sure?
- Come on.
657
00:31:38,017 --> 00:31:39,560
Okay, you have any
neck or back pain?
658
00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:41,436
- Come on, Joaquin.
- All right, give me your hand.
659
00:31:41,478 --> 00:31:42,646
- Come on.
- Okay, come on.
660
00:31:42,688 --> 00:31:43,981
♪ One two three four ♪
661
00:31:44,023 --> 00:31:45,482
♪ take me to your leader ♪
662
00:31:49,195 --> 00:31:50,696
♪ five six seven eight ♪
663
00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:53,782
♪ who the fuck's
running state? ♪
664
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,617
They're gonna
feel weird at first.
665
00:31:55,659 --> 00:31:57,536
You're not gonna be able
to tie your shoes,
666
00:31:57,578 --> 00:32:00,039
put on jewelry,
type on the computer,
667
00:32:00,081 --> 00:32:01,374
but you'll get used to it.
668
00:32:01,415 --> 00:32:03,709
Coins are the worst.
669
00:32:03,751 --> 00:32:08,130
Try it.
670
00:32:08,172 --> 00:32:11,008
Damn, Derek,
your girl is quick.
671
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,593
She's a straight-a student
too.
672
00:32:12,634 --> 00:32:13,969
Is that right?
673
00:32:14,011 --> 00:32:16,389
- I like school.
- Me too.
674
00:32:16,430 --> 00:32:18,099
Well, I used to anyways.
675
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:21,060
I had to drop out
'cause of miles.
676
00:32:21,102 --> 00:32:23,354
Ever wish
you could go back?
677
00:32:23,396 --> 00:32:25,022
Nah.
678
00:32:25,064 --> 00:32:27,400
That little munchkin is
the light of my life.
679
00:32:27,441 --> 00:32:30,027
And this family.
When Jake went into the army,
680
00:32:30,069 --> 00:32:31,946
they took me in
and loved me like their own.
681
00:32:31,987 --> 00:32:33,530
But you're not
Derek's sister?
682
00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:36,075
I call her that
'cause she's like a sister.
683
00:32:36,117 --> 00:32:37,993
But Jake's my actual bro.
684
00:32:38,035 --> 00:32:41,289
I don't get along
with my family.
685
00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:44,166
My dad's in prison.
My mom's a drunk.
686
00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:47,586
I wanted so bad to belong
to something warm and whole,
687
00:32:47,628 --> 00:32:49,297
like these guys.
688
00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:53,301
Nine months later, bam.
I was in.
689
00:32:53,342 --> 00:32:54,885
So you chose
your own family.
690
00:32:54,927 --> 00:32:57,012
Kind of.
691
00:32:57,054 --> 00:32:59,265
Though I like to think
that miles chose all of us.
692
00:33:05,354 --> 00:33:07,982
Hey, give me the bag.
693
00:33:22,204 --> 00:33:25,582
Jesus, haven't been here
since that time we banged.
694
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,335
Let's do some pull-ups.
695
00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:29,086
Your hand, man.
696
00:33:32,131 --> 00:33:35,426
♪ Tender we fall ♪
697
00:33:40,181 --> 00:33:42,683
♪ fight in water ♪
698
00:33:42,724 --> 00:33:44,435
I'm out of shape.
699
00:33:44,477 --> 00:33:48,647
♪ Want it, want it ♪
700
00:33:48,689 --> 00:33:49,648
♪ basic instinct ♪
701
00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,108
- Shotgun.
- No, no.
702
00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:52,609
Look, you're not supposed
to drink on lithium.
703
00:33:52,651 --> 00:33:54,236
It makes your blood
fucking toxic,
704
00:33:54,278 --> 00:33:55,779
and it gets you hammered
in like two seconds flat.
705
00:33:55,821 --> 00:33:57,490
You can't...
Ow!
706
00:33:57,531 --> 00:33:59,116
What the fuck, Ian?
707
00:33:59,158 --> 00:34:01,243
I'm sick of your whiny,
pussy crap.
708
00:34:01,285 --> 00:34:03,454
I don't need
a fucking caretaker, all right?
709
00:34:03,496 --> 00:34:05,080
I need the shit-talking
bitch-slapping
710
00:34:05,122 --> 00:34:06,748
piece of south side trash
I fell for.
711
00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,209
Where is he?
712
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,626
- The fuck is he, Mickey?
- Fuck you.
713
00:34:09,668 --> 00:34:11,128
Fuck me for giving a shit,
you prick.
714
00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:12,796
Give all the shits you want,
715
00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:15,132
but the next time my dick
is limp from all the meds,
716
00:34:15,174 --> 00:34:17,634
don't go all, "oh, it's okay,
wah wah."
717
00:34:17,676 --> 00:34:19,261
Just suck it harder,
you faggot.
718
00:34:19,303 --> 00:34:20,595
Fuck you!
719
00:34:20,637 --> 00:34:25,476
♪ I'm tired, I don't want ♪
720
00:34:25,518 --> 00:34:29,397
♪ I'm tired,
I don't want it ♪
721
00:34:29,438 --> 00:34:33,484
♪ I'm tired, I don't want it ♪
722
00:34:33,526 --> 00:34:37,654
♪ I'm tired,
I don't want it ♪
723
00:34:37,696 --> 00:34:40,157
You fucking dick!
724
00:35:01,303 --> 00:35:04,681
♪ Coming up for air ♪
725
00:35:04,723 --> 00:35:08,727
♪ coming up for air air ♪
726
00:35:08,769 --> 00:35:12,856
♪ coming up for air ♪
727
00:35:12,898 --> 00:35:16,193
♪ coming up for air air ♪
728
00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:20,697
♪ coming up for air ♪
729
00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,535
♪ coming up for air air ♪
730
00:35:24,577 --> 00:35:26,370
♪ coming up for air ♪
731
00:35:26,412 --> 00:35:29,373
That was the first time
I've felt anything since, uh...
732
00:35:29,415 --> 00:35:32,293
♪ Coming up for air air ♪
733
00:35:32,334 --> 00:35:34,711
You look like
a fucking wet rat.
734
00:35:34,753 --> 00:35:37,298
♪ Coming up for ♪
735
00:35:37,339 --> 00:35:41,051
♪ coming up for air air air ♪
736
00:35:44,388 --> 00:35:48,225
♪ air air air air air ♪
737
00:35:54,982 --> 00:35:56,150
Here we go.
738
00:35:56,191 --> 00:35:57,692
I'm gonna throw it
in the trunk.
739
00:35:57,734 --> 00:36:00,362
Fiona, right?
Hey.
740
00:36:00,404 --> 00:36:02,156
You are so great
to help Sean through this.
741
00:36:02,197 --> 00:36:03,907
Of course.
We're...We're buddies.
742
00:36:03,949 --> 00:36:06,076
I really hate doing this
to them, but I need the job.
743
00:36:06,118 --> 00:36:08,954
It's got benefits
and paid vacations.
744
00:36:08,996 --> 00:36:11,165
Okay, punk.
Say good-bye to daddy.
745
00:36:11,206 --> 00:36:13,000
I love you.
746
00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:14,418
It's only like three months,
all right?
747
00:36:15,669 --> 00:36:17,505
Won't be too bad.
748
00:36:25,596 --> 00:36:27,806
Watch your fingers.
749
00:36:31,143 --> 00:36:33,437
- Take good care of him, huh?
- Okay.
750
00:36:53,081 --> 00:36:54,708
Not the first place
I would have hit
751
00:36:54,749 --> 00:36:57,294
for a booze-free night.
752
00:36:57,336 --> 00:36:58,837
Why not?
753
00:36:58,879 --> 00:37:03,300
Great jukebox, surly bartenders,
cork dartboard.
754
00:37:03,342 --> 00:37:04,926
It's nirvana.
Drink your coke.
755
00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:10,098
How you doing?
756
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,184
- You keep asking me that.
- You keep not answering.
757
00:37:12,226 --> 00:37:15,145
I've said I'm fine.
A lot.
758
00:37:15,187 --> 00:37:17,272
- I don't believe you.
- You don't have to believe me.
759
00:37:17,314 --> 00:37:18,607
It's not your job.
760
00:37:18,649 --> 00:37:20,275
It doesn't have to be
my job.
761
00:37:20,317 --> 00:37:22,695
You make it your job,
though.
762
00:37:22,736 --> 00:37:24,488
It's what you do.
763
00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:25,947
You mean with my family?
764
00:37:25,989 --> 00:37:27,408
Yeah, with everyone.
Your family,
765
00:37:27,449 --> 00:37:31,203
Jackie, your husband
kinda-not-really or whatever.
766
00:37:31,245 --> 00:37:32,371
'Cause I give a shit.
767
00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:34,415
'Cause when you focus on
768
00:37:34,456 --> 00:37:37,543
other people's problems it's
a lot easier to ignore your own.
769
00:37:37,585 --> 00:37:39,712
What's that
supposed to mean?
770
00:37:39,753 --> 00:37:43,716
Nothing.
Just...just some n.A. Bullshit.
771
00:37:43,757 --> 00:37:46,093
I'm here because I like you,
asshole.
772
00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:48,220
You know, it's as if
no one's ever said "no" to you,
773
00:37:48,262 --> 00:37:49,680
and you can't stand it.
774
00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:52,683
Now, you wait until
your target's vulnerable,
775
00:37:52,725 --> 00:37:54,685
- then you pounce.
- What are you talking about?
776
00:37:54,727 --> 00:37:56,061
Tell me what
you're here for, Fiona.
777
00:37:56,103 --> 00:37:57,521
- I just did.
- Right.
778
00:37:57,563 --> 00:37:59,147
You're worried.
779
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,441
It has nothing to do
with the fact
780
00:38:00,482 --> 00:38:01,942
that I wouldn't fuck you
months ago?
781
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,902
Okay, if you're in
a shitty place
782
00:38:03,944 --> 00:38:06,154
and you feel like
you gotta lash out, I get that,
783
00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:08,699
but I am not the enemy here,
so back the fuck off.
784
00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:10,242
You heard the lady.
785
00:38:10,284 --> 00:38:11,868
She don't want
to go home with you.
786
00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:13,537
Mind your business,
dumbass.
787
00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:15,914
You just call me
a dumbass?
788
00:38:15,956 --> 00:38:18,626
Bartender, can you serve
this melonhead some IQ points?
789
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,876
- Sean.
- What?
790
00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:21,878
You got a real mouth
on you, pal.
791
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,590
Yeah, most humans
with a face do.
792
00:38:24,632 --> 00:38:26,759
Why don't you go on back
and keep banging your buddy?
793
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,594
I'm busy.
794
00:38:28,636 --> 00:38:30,596
Oh! Shit.
Okay.
795
00:38:30,638 --> 00:38:32,347
Okay. Hey.
796
00:38:32,389 --> 00:38:33,932
Hey!
797
00:38:33,974 --> 00:38:35,476
- God!
- Fuck. Stop.
798
00:38:35,517 --> 00:38:37,060
Stop.
Stop.
799
00:38:37,102 --> 00:38:38,312
Stop.
Come on.
800
00:38:38,353 --> 00:38:39,521
Hey, stop.
Stop it!
801
00:38:39,563 --> 00:38:41,982
Hey.
Stop. Stop.
802
00:38:42,023 --> 00:38:45,277
Stop.
803
00:38:47,904 --> 00:38:50,198
You okay?
804
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,992
- Ow.
- This is funny?
805
00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:57,038
No. Oh, fuck,
he got me good.
806
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,957
You wanted to get
your ass kicked?
807
00:38:58,999 --> 00:39:01,960
Yeah.
808
00:39:02,002 --> 00:39:05,756
Yeah. Kinda.
Just get out of here.
809
00:39:07,466 --> 00:39:08,634
Fuck off asshole,
get out of here.
810
00:39:08,676 --> 00:39:10,385
Shit.
Fuck.
811
00:39:14,389 --> 00:39:16,975
Jesus Christ.
Took long enough.
812
00:39:17,017 --> 00:39:18,852
Are we good?
No cops?
813
00:39:18,893 --> 00:39:21,313
- No. No, not yet.
- Bullet dodged.
814
00:39:21,355 --> 00:39:24,858
Man, that shit
was fucking crazy.
815
00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:26,443
How's the sun god?
816
00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:28,236
I don't know.
I'm gonna go check on him later.
817
00:39:30,989 --> 00:39:32,407
Hey, listen, man,
there's something...
818
00:39:32,449 --> 00:39:33,826
No, I know what
you're gonna say.
819
00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:36,787
And I got it,
from now on, clean bud only.
820
00:39:36,829 --> 00:39:38,413
I'm gonna do
quality control myself.
821
00:39:38,455 --> 00:39:41,082
Yeah, no, no.
It's just...
822
00:39:41,124 --> 00:39:43,335
You know, I got
my tuition covered now.
823
00:39:43,377 --> 00:39:45,128
- That's awesome.
- Yeah, yeah.
824
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:48,256
So, you know, I-I don't really
need this extra income.
825
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,967
So, what?
I can keep your cut?
826
00:39:51,009 --> 00:39:53,136
Fucking awesome, man.
You know, it's so cool of you
827
00:39:53,178 --> 00:39:54,388
to let me crash here
when you ain't
828
00:39:54,429 --> 00:39:55,472
getting nothing out of it.
829
00:39:55,514 --> 00:39:56,807
That's...that's actually
830
00:39:56,849 --> 00:40:00,435
what I wanted to talk
to you about.
831
00:40:00,477 --> 00:40:03,146
Oh, shit, what?
You're kicking me out?
832
00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:06,859
Kinda.
833
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,193
For good?
834
00:40:08,235 --> 00:40:09,862
Kinda.
835
00:40:09,903 --> 00:40:12,447
Come on, man.
It was a minor mistake, okay?
It won't happen again.
836
00:40:12,489 --> 00:40:13,907
I know, I know.
And i'm...I'm sorry.
837
00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,784
Dude, you asked me to come
out here and sell drugs.
838
00:40:15,826 --> 00:40:17,494
- I was doing my job.
- Look, this place
839
00:40:17,536 --> 00:40:18,871
is actually starting
to mean something to me.
840
00:40:18,912 --> 00:40:20,163
- Good!
- Okay, and I...
841
00:40:20,205 --> 00:40:21,540
I don't want to
screw that up.
842
00:40:21,582 --> 00:40:23,250
Well, can I just
crash here and not sell weed?
843
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,001
What are you gonna do?
You just gonna keep boning coeds
844
00:40:25,043 --> 00:40:26,461
until, you know,
somebody reports us?
845
00:40:26,503 --> 00:40:28,630
I don't have
to bone anyone.
846
00:40:28,672 --> 00:40:30,507
But, you know,
people like me here.
847
00:40:30,549 --> 00:40:32,008
I can be everybody's big bro.
848
00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:34,386
They can come to me
for real world advice.
849
00:40:34,428 --> 00:40:37,013
Like, uh, gangster shit.
850
00:40:37,055 --> 00:40:37,890
Crabs.
851
00:40:41,017 --> 00:40:44,354
- I got nowhere else to go.
- Go home.
852
00:40:44,396 --> 00:40:46,565
You can hang with your kids.
You can make up with your wife.
853
00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:48,108
It's time.
854
00:40:51,027 --> 00:40:52,487
I do.
855
00:40:52,529 --> 00:40:53,988
I don't know how you can be
so selfish.
856
00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:55,407
Elizabeth, don't.
Just don't leave.
857
00:40:55,449 --> 00:40:56,575
You're not gonna.
858
00:40:56,617 --> 00:40:58,869
- So selfish.
- Oh, come on.
859
00:40:58,911 --> 00:40:59,870
How can you say i'm...
860
00:41:00,913 --> 00:41:04,249
Call me, okay?
861
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:08,044
What'd you do to her?
862
00:41:08,086 --> 00:41:10,004
What are you...
863
00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:19,890
I told her I wasn't
interested in chemo...
864
00:41:19,932 --> 00:41:21,600
Over and over.
865
00:41:21,642 --> 00:41:23,351
And over.
866
00:41:28,607 --> 00:41:32,736
Oh, I've literally never been
this tired in my life.
867
00:41:32,778 --> 00:41:37,073
It's not body-tired.
It's like a psychic exhaustion.
868
00:41:37,115 --> 00:41:41,620
Like I'm carrying the weight
of this bloated irony.
869
00:41:41,662 --> 00:41:45,707
"Woman dedicates practice
to saving lives.
870
00:41:45,749 --> 00:41:47,835
Can't save her own."
871
00:41:47,876 --> 00:41:51,212
That is a cosmic
"fuck you."
872
00:41:51,254 --> 00:41:53,131
My family keeps telling me
to fight.
873
00:41:53,173 --> 00:41:55,049
Stay strong.
Be brave.
874
00:41:55,091 --> 00:41:57,093
It's all battle language.
875
00:41:57,135 --> 00:41:59,387
I've seen what chemo
does to a body.
876
00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:05,143
It's not a battle.
That's a lost cause.
877
00:42:05,185 --> 00:42:07,437
But truthfully,
I am fighting.
878
00:42:07,479 --> 00:42:10,315
For my goddamn dignity.
879
00:42:10,357 --> 00:42:12,150
Why can't they see that?
880
00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:18,949
For whatever it's worth,
I think you're pretty brave.
881
00:42:18,991 --> 00:42:21,409
You don't know me.
882
00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:22,661
At all.
883
00:42:22,703 --> 00:42:24,496
I know.
884
00:42:24,538 --> 00:42:26,331
I have a shelf life.
885
00:42:26,373 --> 00:42:27,374
I am aware.
886
00:42:30,377 --> 00:42:33,922
Then why are you
doing this?
887
00:42:33,964 --> 00:42:38,969
I'm not exactly sure.
888
00:42:39,011 --> 00:42:43,891
But I will never, ever
ask you to do chemo.
889
00:42:43,932 --> 00:42:46,309
Ugh!
Okay.
890
00:42:46,351 --> 00:42:48,144
What about
"think healing thoughts"?
891
00:42:48,186 --> 00:42:49,563
Nope.
892
00:42:49,604 --> 00:42:51,815
Or say,
"you can beat this"?
893
00:42:51,857 --> 00:42:53,107
Nope.
894
00:42:53,149 --> 00:42:54,484
Or tell me
how much you love me?
895
00:42:54,526 --> 00:42:57,237
No fucking way.
896
00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,740
Thank god.
897
00:43:06,538 --> 00:43:11,209
Let's go get tattoos.
898
00:43:11,251 --> 00:43:13,587
You sure your family doesn't
mind if we have sex up here?
899
00:43:13,628 --> 00:43:16,423
We could have sex on the kitchen
table while they eat.
900
00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:18,383
Nobody cares.
901
00:43:18,425 --> 00:43:19,509
That's crazy.
902
00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:21,386
Yeah. This is not
a normal family.
903
00:43:21,428 --> 00:43:22,930
Took me a while
to figure that out.
904
00:43:24,723 --> 00:43:26,307
I love yours.
905
00:43:26,349 --> 00:43:28,476
I love you, too,
I think.
906
00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:30,604
Really?
907
00:43:30,645 --> 00:43:31,730
I think so.
908
00:43:31,772 --> 00:43:32,981
That's so sweet.
909
00:43:33,023 --> 00:43:34,441
You're the sweetest.
910
00:43:34,482 --> 00:43:35,316
Thanks.
911
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,323
How am I gonna get dressed
every morning?
912
00:43:42,365 --> 00:43:44,451
You'll have to call me
to come over and help.
913
00:43:44,492 --> 00:43:47,161
- Every day?
- Sure, why not?
914
00:43:47,203 --> 00:43:49,122
What about now?
915
00:44:00,592 --> 00:44:02,510
You ready?
916
00:44:09,101 --> 00:44:10,351
We don't need that.
917
00:44:10,393 --> 00:44:13,021
I'm on the pill.
918
00:44:13,063 --> 00:44:15,315
Okay.
Cool.
919
00:44:21,237 --> 00:44:23,698
Well, the swelling's
going down.
920
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:26,409
You can just tell people
you got hit by a bus.
921
00:44:26,451 --> 00:44:28,202
Yeah.
Good thinking.
922
00:44:28,244 --> 00:44:29,788
Oh, easy.
923
00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:32,040
Yeah.
No, it's...
924
00:44:32,082 --> 00:44:34,250
Something about
intense pain
925
00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:37,337
makes everything else
come into focus.
926
00:44:37,378 --> 00:44:40,966
I bet there's better ways
to get that.
927
00:44:41,008 --> 00:44:41,842
Drugs.
928
00:44:43,301 --> 00:44:46,304
I'm kidding.
929
00:44:46,346 --> 00:44:48,515
You're acting exactly like
I was acting
930
00:44:48,556 --> 00:44:50,224
when you called me
a chaos junkie
931
00:44:50,266 --> 00:44:52,019
and said you didn't
want to be with me.
932
00:44:53,812 --> 00:44:56,982
Well, I don't doubt it.
933
00:44:57,024 --> 00:44:58,942
Yeah, I appreciate
the patch up.
934
00:44:58,984 --> 00:45:00,777
Um, I'm good.
You can go now.
935
00:45:00,819 --> 00:45:02,570
No way.
936
00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,823
No, seriously.
Thanks for the company.
937
00:45:04,865 --> 00:45:07,701
You're great, but you...
You can't baby-sit me forever.
938
00:45:07,742 --> 00:45:09,410
I wasn't planning
on forever.
939
00:45:09,452 --> 00:45:11,038
How long were you
planning on?
940
00:45:11,079 --> 00:45:12,873
Until I feel like you're
not gonna head
941
00:45:12,914 --> 00:45:15,375
to maypole and kilpatrick
the second I leave.
942
00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:19,587
Okay. What if you never
feel like that?
943
00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,255
I'm not gonna leave
until I know you're okay.
944
00:45:21,297 --> 00:45:22,716
I'm sorry.
945
00:45:22,757 --> 00:45:27,095
Fiona, I'm not...Not "okay."
946
00:45:27,137 --> 00:45:32,059
I'm never gonna be "okay."
947
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:34,268
It's a sickness.
948
00:45:34,310 --> 00:45:38,023
It's permanent.
949
00:45:38,065 --> 00:45:39,983
Nod...nod if you understand.
950
00:45:46,238 --> 00:45:47,323
Thank you.
951
00:46:11,056 --> 00:46:12,599
Go home.
952
00:46:25,195 --> 00:46:27,405
♪ Through my window ♪
953
00:46:27,447 --> 00:46:29,741
♪ cold wind blowing ♪
954
00:46:29,783 --> 00:46:31,910
♪ I can't take this ♪
955
00:46:31,952 --> 00:46:34,913
♪ I can't take no more ♪
956
00:46:42,545 --> 00:46:44,798
♪ Cars they race by ♪
957
00:46:44,839 --> 00:46:47,092
♪ burning headlights ♪
958
00:46:47,134 --> 00:46:52,097
♪ in the mirror,
I watch myself cry ♪
959
00:46:55,058 --> 00:46:59,938
♪ oh ooh ♪
960
00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:04,442
♪ but play me a simple song ♪
961
00:47:04,484 --> 00:47:08,196
♪ so I can sing along ♪
962
00:47:08,238 --> 00:47:12,909
♪ and cherry blossoms
in spring ♪
963
00:47:12,951 --> 00:47:17,289
♪ and they mean everything ♪
964
00:47:17,329 --> 00:47:20,667
♪ hey hey hey hey ♪
965
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:25,172
♪ take me home ♪
966
00:47:25,213 --> 00:47:28,925
♪ take me home ♪
967
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,685
Hey.
968
00:47:38,726 --> 00:47:41,146
Hey, man.
969
00:47:41,188 --> 00:47:43,106
How you feeling?
970
00:47:43,148 --> 00:47:45,775
I'm doped up
on a bunch of stuff.
971
00:47:45,817 --> 00:47:47,819
Yeah, it...It could be worse.
972
00:47:47,861 --> 00:47:49,154
Hey, man.
973
00:47:49,196 --> 00:47:51,239
The guy they brought in
before me?
974
00:47:51,281 --> 00:47:53,825
He had his dick chopped off
by his wife in his sleep.
975
00:47:53,867 --> 00:47:55,160
Shit.
976
00:47:55,202 --> 00:47:56,995
So I'd say
I'm doing pretty well.
977
00:47:57,037 --> 00:47:58,454
Comparatively speaking.
978
00:47:58,496 --> 00:48:00,498
Yeah.
979
00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:01,624
How bad's the leg?
980
00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:03,417
It's a clean break.
981
00:48:03,459 --> 00:48:06,462
Doctor said it will heal
in ten weeks.
982
00:48:06,504 --> 00:48:07,881
You know, my mom's
coming in from Texas.
983
00:48:07,922 --> 00:48:08,798
Oh, yeah?
984
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,091
Is she...She
freaking out?
985
00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:11,425
Nah.
986
00:48:11,467 --> 00:48:13,011
Broke my other leg
when I was 15.
987
00:48:13,053 --> 00:48:14,386
She's been through it before.
988
00:48:17,015 --> 00:48:19,809
Hey, listen, man, did anybody
come and ask you anything?
989
00:48:19,851 --> 00:48:21,353
Well, the cops came by.
990
00:48:23,479 --> 00:48:24,981
They wanted to know
where I got the drugs.
991
00:48:25,023 --> 00:48:26,191
Right.
992
00:48:26,233 --> 00:48:27,984
I told them your buddy
sold them to me.
993
00:48:30,237 --> 00:48:32,280
- You did?
- Yeah.
994
00:48:32,322 --> 00:48:34,949
What was I supposed to do?
I don't want to go to jail.
995
00:48:34,991 --> 00:48:39,704
You know, they said
he could get 40 to life.
996
00:48:39,746 --> 00:48:41,289
Also, they're arresting
his babies
997
00:48:41,331 --> 00:48:43,124
for not shutting
the fuck up.
998
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,256
Fuck you.
999
00:48:49,297 --> 00:48:50,382
You should have seen
your face.
1000
00:48:50,422 --> 00:48:52,008
No, you got me.
1001
00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:53,885
Cops here gotta deal
with dickless chumps
1002
00:48:53,927 --> 00:48:55,762
and gunshot wounds.
1003
00:48:55,803 --> 00:48:58,390
They don't care about some
college idiot who got stoned
1004
00:48:58,430 --> 00:49:00,016
and fell out of a window.
1005
00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:01,559
Right, right, right.
1006
00:49:03,686 --> 00:49:05,479
Thank you.
1007
00:49:05,521 --> 00:49:06,898
For what?
1008
00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:10,484
Well, you know,
for not ratting us out.
1009
00:49:10,526 --> 00:49:12,737
It's all good.
1010
00:49:12,779 --> 00:49:15,990
Hey, where I come from,
we got each other's backs.
1011
00:49:21,246 --> 00:49:22,747
♪ We are young ♪
1012
00:49:22,789 --> 00:49:24,249
Yeah!
1013
00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:25,750
♪ Heartache to heartache ♪
1014
00:49:25,792 --> 00:49:27,335
♪ we stand ♪
1015
00:49:27,377 --> 00:49:28,753
Stand!
1016
00:49:28,795 --> 00:49:31,298
♪ No promises no demands ♪
1017
00:49:31,339 --> 00:49:32,882
Yeah!
1018
00:49:32,924 --> 00:49:36,303
♪ 'Cause love is
a battlefield ♪
1019
00:49:36,344 --> 00:49:38,054
You got fucking trashed
off one beer, bitch.
1020
00:49:38,096 --> 00:49:39,680
Yeah, I know.
1021
00:49:39,722 --> 00:49:43,101
Finally something good
about this fucking disease.
1022
00:49:43,143 --> 00:49:44,436
Holy shit, I just
realized something.
1023
00:49:44,476 --> 00:49:46,438
What's up?
1024
00:49:46,478 --> 00:49:48,148
We've never actually
been on a real date.
1025
00:49:48,189 --> 00:49:49,565
- Bullshit.
- No, I'm serious.
1026
00:49:49,607 --> 00:49:51,318
Like, like, a date
where you sit down
1027
00:49:51,359 --> 00:49:52,568
and you go to a
nice restaurant
1028
00:49:52,610 --> 00:49:54,112
and you put on a nice
shirt, and you, like,
1029
00:49:54,154 --> 00:49:55,613
eat with utensils.
1030
00:49:55,655 --> 00:49:57,407
- You want to do that?
- Yeah. Why not?
1031
00:49:57,449 --> 00:49:58,741
Like at sizzler's?
1032
00:49:58,783 --> 00:50:01,119
- Sure.
- You mean now?
1033
00:50:01,161 --> 00:50:04,080
Now before I sober up
and get all fucking weird again.
1034
00:50:04,122 --> 00:50:05,457
- Come on.
- All right.
1035
00:50:05,497 --> 00:50:07,583
Can I borrow a fucking shirt,
then, please?
1036
00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:08,709
Yeah, you can borrow
a shirt.
1037
00:50:08,751 --> 00:50:10,295
Good.
1038
00:50:10,337 --> 00:50:12,713
♪ 'Cause love is
a battlefield ♪
1039
00:50:12,755 --> 00:50:15,925
♪ whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪
1040
00:50:18,761 --> 00:50:20,554
- Hi, Ian.
- Hey.
1041
00:50:20,596 --> 00:50:22,432
- We're going on a date.
- Fuck, yes, we are.
1042
00:50:22,474 --> 00:50:23,724
I'm gonna get a steak so rare,
1043
00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:24,976
it's gonna scream
when I bite it.
1044
00:50:25,018 --> 00:50:26,186
Like...
1045
00:50:26,227 --> 00:50:29,814
Listen, listen, Ian,
I want you to know
1046
00:50:29,856 --> 00:50:32,733
you are a really good kid
with a big heart.
1047
00:50:32,775 --> 00:50:34,319
You have some hard times
ahead of you,
1048
00:50:34,361 --> 00:50:38,072
but you're gonna do great.
1049
00:50:38,114 --> 00:50:39,324
Okay.
1050
00:50:39,366 --> 00:50:42,827
Gentlemen, this is
Ian Gallagher.
1051
00:50:45,455 --> 00:50:48,666
I think they're ready
to take him to jail now.
1052
00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:51,127
Why, Sammi?
1053
00:50:55,382 --> 00:50:58,009
Get the fuck...
Get the fuck off him.
1054
00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:01,929
Get off me,
you son of a bitch!
1055
00:51:01,971 --> 00:51:05,308
Fuck.
1056
00:51:05,350 --> 00:51:06,684
Don't move.
1057
00:51:08,228 --> 00:51:09,229
Behind your back!
1058
00:51:11,147 --> 00:51:13,149
- You good?
- Yeah.
1059
00:51:20,198 --> 00:51:21,115
Don't move.
1060
00:51:22,867 --> 00:51:25,537
You bitch!
1061
00:51:25,577 --> 00:51:28,456
Fuck!
1062
00:51:28,498 --> 00:51:30,458
You can't just drag him
out of his fucking house!
1063
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,876
- What the fuck is going on?
- He's sick, for fuck's sake!
1064
00:51:31,918 --> 00:51:33,420
- Fuck!
- Look! Look!
1065
00:51:33,461 --> 00:51:34,754
- Where are you taking him?
- Whoa, hey, hey!
1066
00:51:34,795 --> 00:51:36,256
- Just fucking...Look!
- Ian!
1067
00:51:36,297 --> 00:51:37,631
Tell me where the fuck
you're taking him!
1068
00:51:37,673 --> 00:51:38,716
- He didn't do anything!
- Ian!
1069
00:51:47,183 --> 00:51:50,562
It's a shame when someone
you love gets taken away,
1070
00:51:50,602 --> 00:51:52,897
isn't it?
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