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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMS IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour,
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there must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candy Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great. It's Monsters,
our favorite show.
[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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Shh, it's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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GAME SHOW HOST:
A group of long narrow lakes
in New York.
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FEMALE CONTESTANT:
Great lakes.
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HOWARD: Finger lakes.
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GAME SHOW HOST:
No, I'm sorry, the correct
answer is the Finger lakes.
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WOMAN: Howard,
you know all the answers?
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We'll be back
with the second round
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of America's favorite quiz show
after these important messages.
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[CLICKS]
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I feel like an ice cream.
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Oh, I'll go.
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Sit down
and enjoy your quiz show.
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But you like
quiz shows, Vi.
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No, they make
me feel dumb.
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You're not dumb,
you're very bright.
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Smart enough
to snag a CPA.
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I wanna go,
it's early, people are out.
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I'll be perfectly safe.
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Okay, but...
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but act like
you own the streets.
I mean, that's the secret.
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And just don't get
one of those crazy flavors.
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I like crazy flavors,
Howard.
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That's why
I married you.
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[DOOR OPENING]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[OBJECT RATTLING]
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[TRAFFIC NOISES]
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[OBJECT RATTLING]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Anybody there?
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[SIGHING]
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Not likely.
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GAME SHOW HOST:
What Russian madman
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was shot,
stabbed and strangled
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Rasputin.
all in one night?
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WOMAN: Lenin.
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[BUZZER BUZZING]
No, Rasputin.
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[CLICKS]
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[OBJECT RATTLING]
It's a mouse...
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stuck in the tub.
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Or if Vi's coming home.
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the beer in her hand.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[TAPPING]
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[CLANKING]
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[SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CLICKS]
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GAME SHOW HOST: This man
along with his girlfriend,
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Caril Anne Fugate,
went on a murder spree.
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in 1956.
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Charlie Starkweather.
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No one with a guess?
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[BUZZER BUZZING]
His name was
Charles Starkweather.
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This air force test site
was originally known as...
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING
IN DISTANCE]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Oh, I barely made it.
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Here, hang this up for me.
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Howard, you forgot
to put the toilet seat down.
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Sometimes, I think
you want me to
fall in and drown.
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My God, Howie.
What?
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Heaps of towels
are on the floor,
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what's going on?
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Towels?
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That's it?
On the floor.
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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Vi.
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Everything okay?
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Vi?
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[SINISTER INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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You got a thing
for my coat?
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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Vi.
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Do you ever see
something that wasn't there?
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VIOLET: Not that
I know of, dear.
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But if you did,
would you worry,
I mean...
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if it was just once?
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Would depend on
what I saw.
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Would you love me
if I were really crazy?
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I would love you
even more.
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[WHIRRING]
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Howard, what
are you talking about?
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Well, you'll never get
to sleep tonight with
all that beer inside you.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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VIOLET: Three beers, Howie.
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No wonder you're loaded
with vitamin c.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[POPS]
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Go to hell.
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[COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'm gonna burst.
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Howie.
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I can't sleep
with all that water running.
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[URINATING]
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Howard,
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you're a CPA.
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[URINATING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Pat Dmishkin asked me
to come in early today.
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He's pulling
a complete set of uppers.
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You sleep okay
last night?
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Yeah.
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VIOLET: Howie?
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You wanna pick up
some Chinese
on the way home?
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Sure, Chinese, fine.
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That's it.
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You messed with
the wrong Howard.
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Dissolv-o, twice the strength
of most leading brands.
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Cuts drains
in minutes.
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Keep away from your small pets,
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contact with eyes
or fingers, flush
it with cold water.
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If swallowed,
induce vomiting.
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and call a physician
immediately.
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Lunch is served.
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[HUMMING]
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[RUMBLING]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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This is my bathroom.
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[COUGHING]
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[GASPING]
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[EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey!
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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NEIGHBOR: What's the matter,
Mitla?
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You keep quiet, man,
or you're next.
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Hey, I work nights.
I need my sleep.
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Pipe down,
or I'll call the cops.
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Yeah, I'll put you
to sleep.
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[CLANKING]
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[MOTOR WHIRRING]
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[WHIRRING]
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[WHIRRING]
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Here, fingie, fingie.
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[WHIRRING]
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Drop by... anytime.
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[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
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[WHIRRING]
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Mr. Mitla?
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Mr. Mitla.
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Police! Come out
with your hands over
your head.
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Oh, my God.
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It's a crime
to use the toilet?
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Go right ahead.
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The problem's
taken care of.
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What problem
is that, sir?
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[SIGHS] You know
there are five fingers
on a hand.
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It's only one hand,
Barbara.
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You ever considered
how many holes
there are
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in the modern bathroom?
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Could you put
your hands up
for me, sir?
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There is a sink,
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and the toilet,
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and your overflows.
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And the tub.
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There's always
another hole.
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Whose blood
is this, Mr. Mitla?
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That's the finger's.
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Whose finger?
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That's a good question.
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You know, on second thought,
I'd recommend most strongly
against using the toilet.
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If I were you, officer,
I'd hold it as long as
I possibly could.
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What's in there,
Mr. Mitla?
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I like game shows.
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But there's
one question,
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you never really asked.
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You know why
all these terrible things
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like murder and robbery,
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you know,
and fingers in the drain
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happen to the nicest people?
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[WATER GURGLING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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That's a bad idea.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CHOKING]
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[LAUGHS]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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