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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour,
there must be something on.
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"DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candy Critters!"
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great. It's Monsters,
our favorite show!
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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Shh, it's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[CREAKING]
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[SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[ANSWERING MACHINE]
Hi, it's Martin.
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Leave me a message
as sweet as you smile
and I'll call you back.
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Ciao!
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[BEEP]
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Hello.
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[WOMAN GIGGLING]
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I don't recognize the giggle.
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How about another clue?
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[GIGGLES LOUDER]
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[CALL DISCONNECTS]
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I love it when they
play hard to get.
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[BEEPS]
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[WOMAN GIGGLING]
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That's a very hot giggle.
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A little weird, but hot.
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[BEEPS]
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MAN: Marty,
it's Tom, you dog.
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I knew if anyone was
gonna nail that little blond
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in classifieds, it'd be you.
[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, any energy left
for your column?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need it next week.
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Next time call me
on my work line.
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you yutz.
Lover boy.
[CHUCKLES]
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[BEEPS]
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It's Linda.
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I guess you got
tied up again.
[SIGHS WEARILY]
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Call me tomorrow, darling.
I miss you.
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That's gonna cost me
some flowers.
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[BEEP]
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WOMAN: Poor Linda.
[EXAGGERATED SIGH]
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All alone
by the telephone.
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Stood her up again,
huh, Martin?
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[TSKING]
Who is that?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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WOMAN: I miss you.
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Linda, you know,
I was just gonna call you.
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I'm not Linda.
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[GIGGLES]
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[CALL DISCONNECTS]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
Linda!
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Linda, it's Marty.
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Did you just call me?
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I... [STUTTERS]
No, I was asleep.
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Where were you?
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Oh, oh, hey.
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Tom's wife split on him
again last night.
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I ended up staying
at his place.
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[SIGHS] Oh...
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Oh, it was terrible.
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I mean, he was crying on
my shoulder all night long.
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And I didn't even have
a chance to call you.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I'll tell you what.
Let me make it upto you
this weekend.
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How about the two of us
sneak in out of town,
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I know a cozy little inn
up north.
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Right on the lake.
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Oh, sure.
Yeah
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We'll blow out of town
on Friday, and we'll take it
slow an easy going up.
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Just the two of us.
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[CALL BEEPING]
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Hey, Linda, hold on.
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Hello?
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WOMAN: Hello.
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Linda, let me
call you right back.
LIDA: But...
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You know, you've been
leaving messages all night.
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Now, who are you?
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WOMAN: [CHUCKLES]
You've seen me around.
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I have?
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Uh, you know,
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Maybe the two of us
should meet.
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Um... [SIGHS]
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Love to.
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What say we sneak away
up north this weekend?
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I know a cozy little inn
right on the lake.
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How did you know that?
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[LAUGHS]
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And how did you
know about Linda?
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[GIGGLING]
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Come on, who is this?
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[GIGGLING CONTINUES]
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Who is this?
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[LAUGHING]
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She's been calling me
all week, Tom.
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It started driving me crazy.
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Unplug the phone.
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MARTY: I tried that.
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I missed two days of calls and
the minute I plug it back in,
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there she was.
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It's starting to become
a real nuisance.
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Well buddy, why do you they
call them nuisance calls?
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It's like she knows
everything I say or do.
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MARTY: It's like
she's watching me.
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And listening.
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Tom, did you give out
my private number to any girls?
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I mean, crazy ones.
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TOM: Not me.
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So, you've left a lot of
broken hearts int our path.
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Did you ever think
that one of these girls
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is getting even by
messing with your head?
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No officer, the woman hasn't
actually threatened me.
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But I was hoping you
could just investigate...
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Look,
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I have one like for
business calls and
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I have one line
for personal calls.
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And when someone is
screwing with that it...
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How do I know what
you're supposed to do.
You're the cop!
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Hi, Linda. It's Marty.
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I'm calling to give you
my new phone number.
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It's 5-5-5-4-2-7-9.
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Write it down, sweetheart.
Because it's unlisted.
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And whatever you do,
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don't give it out
to anyone, okay?
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Call me later.
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Okay, who is next?
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Denise?
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Crystal?
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Theresa.
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[DIALING]
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Yeah, may I speak
to Theresa?
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Honeymoon?
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4-2-7-9. You got that?
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Alright. I'll talk to you
over the weekend, Ma.
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Say hi to dad.
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[SIGHS]
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One last thing.
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Hi, this is Martin.
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No music this time.
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Just a simple hello to
the favorite few
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lucky enough
to have this number.
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Leave a message and
I'll call you back. Ciao.
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Sorry mystery lady,
but you've been disconnected.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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WOMAN: Aren't I one
of the favorite few?
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I've heard you
so many times talking
to all those other girls.
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You say the nicest,
sweetest things to them.
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Sometimes...
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I dream about you saying
nice things to me too.
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How did you get this number?
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Talk nice to me, Martin.
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It's all I want.
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Is that all you want?
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Okay.
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I'll talk nice to you, bitch.
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Is a broken eardrum
nice enough?
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[CLANGING CONTINUES]
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It sounds nice to me.
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[THINGS BREAKING]
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[BEEP]
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[CLAPPING]
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[SREAMS IN DELIGHT]
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[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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[LINE DISCONNECTS]
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MARTY: I was sure
it was this fat chick
who lives down the hall.
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Big mooney acting. Always
staring at me in the elevator.
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Thirty years old. Probably
never had a date in her life.
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so I go down to
her apartment and
have it out with her.
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And I find this Korean couple
living there.
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Turns out, that fat chick,
she gets married and
moves out six months ago.
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Ah, sorry Sherlock.
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Hey listen, did you
motor me your column?
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Hey,
you're gonna get it.
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Cut me some slack here.
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I'm having a crisis.
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I can't work
when I'm depressed.
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Oh, come on.
Let it go Martin.
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You've got a kook on you hand.
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In a day or two she will
get bored and she will
start harassing someone else.
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Please. Don't let this
make you crazy.
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Okay?
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Yeah, well,
that's easy for you to say.
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[PHONE DISCONNECTS]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Why don't you drop dead?
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WOMAN:
I'm surprised, Martin.
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You always say
such nice things
to your lady friends.
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Look, you're no friend of mine.
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You're a sick lonely woman.
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I do get lonely.
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Sometimes just like
the rest of the world
passes me by,
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No one sees.
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00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,715
No one understands.
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00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,850
I think you
get lonely too, Marty.
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Me? Are you kidding?
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You wanna know
how lonely I am?
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I invite you to stick your
butt ugly face out of
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whatever hole
you are living in,
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and feast your eyes
on the girl I have
coming over here later.
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00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,100
And while you're
wasting your crummy life,
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spying on me
with your telescope,
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and your wire tap and
whatever the hell else you got.
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I want you to
remember one thing.
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I'm her with someone else.
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And you're alone.
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Linda.
Hi.
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Thank you.
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00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:01,962
So,
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Um, I was a creep
and I'm sorry.
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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,937
It's okay.
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00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,138
No. [SIGHS]
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00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,742
I should never shout
at you the way I did
on the telephone.
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00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:15,943
I understand.
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00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,345
No, um,
I want to apologize.
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00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,748
That's all.
[CHUCKLES]
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00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,750
Honey, you've been
under a lot of pressure.
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00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,384
You'll feel better
after a night out.
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00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:29,356
I was thinking maybe
we wouldn't go out.
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Oh, but you told me
to get all dressed up.
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I know, but...
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I have a bottle
of champagne
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chilling in
the bedroom.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And I thought
maybe you and
I would spend
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a nice quiet night,
just the two of us.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[OBJECT BREAKING]
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00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,525
What?
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I thought
I heard something.
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Come here.
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00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,729
Come here.
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00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,065
[CHUCKLES]
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[OBJECTS BREAKING]
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00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,369
I know I heard that.
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00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,909
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,819
So, did you chase
Mr Boogie man away?
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00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:13,026
[SIGHS] You don't
usually brush me off
until you're done.
249
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,427
Look,
don't start, okay?
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00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,166
[LOUD SHATTERING]
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00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,943
Who is doing this?
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00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,513
Where are you?
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00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,915
Where are you hiding?
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00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,852
Are you enjoying this?
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00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,053
Do you like the show?
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00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,088
Martin, please.
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00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,434
Yes, I was here with
a friend all night long.
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00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,169
And I didn't see anyone.
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00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:59,239
But this crazy woman
has been calling me and,
260
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,407
Look,
I know it was her.
261
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,045
Yes, she is, but
I don't know what
that has to do with me.
262
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,415
They want to talk
to you.
263
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,553
Hello?
264
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,224
Yes, we were here
the whole time.
265
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,094
Right, alone,
all night.
266
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,264
I don't know what
it was. I can't be sure.
267
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,233
It was a loud bump.
268
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,202
It was a loud bump.
269
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,207
Yes, he did.
270
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,243
Twice.
271
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,646
But it was only
for a minute or two.
272
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:43,350
I was in the bedroom
and I couldn't see.
273
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,987
What? What is he
asking you?
274
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:50,323
He wants to know
if you left me alone
at any time.
275
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,226
What?
Do they think...
276
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,595
Wait a minute, are you
saying that I did this?
277
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,397
Some maniac has
been calling me
278
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,699
24 hours a day,
every day for two weeks
279
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,937
and because of your
stupid red tape,
you can't trace my call.
280
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:07,507
Well, does that give
her the right to make
my life a living hell?
281
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,977
Wait, where you going?
282
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,179
I'm getting off
the roller coaster, Marty.
283
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,513
I've had it with the come ons
284
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,714
and the put offs.
285
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,950
The lies,
the apologies.
286
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,019
You said you wanted
to be left alone.
287
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,621
You didn't have
to emphasize it like this.
288
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,124
Wait, you think
I did this on purpose?
289
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,994
Oh, does it matter?
Does it matter
what I think Marty?
290
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,462
Ouch.
291
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,599
Adding injury to insult,
that seems about your style.
292
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,435
Linda!
293
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,140
I need you.
294
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,042
I know.
295
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,643
But I don't nee you, Marty.
296
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,677
Goodbye.
297
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,714
[LINE DISCONNECTED]
298
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,186
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
299
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,025
[PHONE RINGING]
300
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,731
[CONTINUES RINGING]
301
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,168
WOMAN:
Finally, we're alone.
302
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,438
[WHISPERS]
Together...
303
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,407
[SIGHS AND CHUCKLES]
304
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,010
[CALL DISCONNECTS]
305
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,184
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
306
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,038
[PHONE RINGING]
[SIGHS]
307
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,239
Tom Reardon.
308
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,707
Tom, it's Marty.
309
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,576
Oh, finally you're calling!
310
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,179
[SHUSHES] I don't
want her to hear!
311
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,547
Look, I know I'm running
a little late with the column.
312
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,083
Running a little late?
Nothing!
313
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,350
You blew it, pal!
314
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,785
And I had to take the heat.
315
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,121
Look, I promise, next time,
316
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,689
There is not gonna
be a next time.
317
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:08,061
[SIGHS] Look, Marty,
318
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,532
I had to replace you
with another writer.
319
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,600
A reliable one.
320
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,368
What?
321
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,836
I can't believe that.
322
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,405
Get help, Marty.
323
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,439
Oh, yeah?
324
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,209
Well, I don't need you.
325
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,745
Or your phony concern
or your two bit rag.
326
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,415
I have my computer,
my motive and my talent.
327
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,218
Fifty newspapers
would take me
328
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,652
like that!
[SNAPS FINGERS]
329
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,221
[SLAMS PHONE]
330
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,488
I don't need anybody.
331
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,697
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
332
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,173
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
333
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,843
[PHONE RINGING]
334
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,081
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
335
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,684
You said you want me
all to yourself.
336
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,155
No one from the outside world.
337
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,656
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
338
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,790
Just you and me.
339
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,174
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
340
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,679
I'll give you a night
you will never forget.
341
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,281
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
342
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,352
WOMAN: Hi, Marty.
343
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,623
You know, I've been
thinking a lot about us.
344
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,458
Us?
345
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,628
Yeah, about something
you said that was missing
in my life?
346
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,864
I think I know what it is.
347
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,800
What?
348
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,435
You.
349
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:01,308
My life was a round
of endless, empty women.
350
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,843
All of them,
coming and going
351
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,247
so fast that I felt
lost in the shuffle.
352
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,282
I needed someone
to snap me out of it.
353
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,685
Someone to shake
things up and...
354
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,621
help me look at life
in a new way.
355
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,190
You did that for me.
356
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,525
[SIGHS DEEPLY] Oh!
357
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,159
Oh, Marty.
358
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,729
Let's face it.
359
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,232
We're two desperate,
lonely people.
360
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,934
Maybe what we need
is each other.
361
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,469
Oh, yes.
362
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,504
Yes!
363
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,872
When can I meet you?
364
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,608
Uh, I'm not very pretty.
365
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,844
If you saw me,
366
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:38,945
[SIGHS]
367
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,547
You wouldn't want me.
368
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,714
Oh, no, baby.
369
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,816
It doesn't matter.
370
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,785
I love you already.
371
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,420
Nothing could change that.
372
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,391
Pretty or plain,
fat or thin,
373
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,793
everybody has a smile.
374
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,863
I bet you have
a beautiful smile.
375
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,766
How about letting me see it.
376
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,368
Alright.
377
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,570
Come closer.
378
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,373
To the phone.
379
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,682
[HUMMING]
380
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,289
[GIGGLING]
381
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,956
[HUMMING]
382
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,262
Oh...
383
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,465
[HISSING]
384
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,933
Talk nice to me.
385
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:37,804
[KISSING]
386
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,608
[MOANING AND KISSING]
387
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,279
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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