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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour,
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there must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candy Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great. It's Monsters,
our favorite show!
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
Shh, it's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
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[LIGHTER CLICKS]
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WOMAN: Five, four,
three, two, one.
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[CLICKS]
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That's right, Buffalo,
it's just a little past
3 O'clock in the morning
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and you're here on
The Ray Bright Show.
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It's the witching hour
in Buffalo.
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That is if you believe
in witches.
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It's that time
when the psychotics,
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the time travelers,
the people who
believe in the beyond,
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start to sneak out
of their dank
and smelly sewers
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looking for a little bit
of attention.
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I'm Ray Bright,
kind of your
consumer advocate
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to the land
of the supernatural
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and for the last hour
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we have been
seated with one
Cassandra Lefkowitz.
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A lady who claims,
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and I underline
the word "claims",
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to be able to
predict the future.
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Hello, Ray.
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It's nice to share
this space with you.
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[CHUCKLES] I'm sure
it is, Cassandra,
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there's nothing like
a little free publicity,
is there?
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Now we've been here
for more than an hour.
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And in that hour
we've heard all about
your astral projections,
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your Harmonic Convergences,
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your visions of the apocalypse.
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[SOFTLY] Let's get real.
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How about the point spread
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of the Bills game
tomorrow night?
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Ray, as I have explained,
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I'm not allowed
to use my talents
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for monetary gain.
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Right.
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Right.
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Then, perhaps
you could explain
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to all of us, Cassandra,
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why your new book,
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Into the Future,
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sells for $26.
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I'm not here to promote
the book. Ray.
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That's a good call.
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Because right here
on Page 63
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you predict
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that the Golden Gate Bridge
is going to collapse
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into the Atlantic Ocean.
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Now how does that happen?
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Is that transcontinental
transference?
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It was a typo, Ray.
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It was one of those
silly mistakes.
A silly typo.
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[LAUGHS] Miss Cassandra,
I'll give you a typo.
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Give me a prediction.
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The Oscars,
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[STAMMERS]
the Dow Jones Averages,
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the football game.
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I've got it,
maybe you'd
like to predict
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tomorrow morning's
rush hour traffic
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on the expressway.
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Now that might be
a little risky.
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Ray, don't you understand?
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I've been sent here
to save you.
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[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]
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Hey, Deb. Did you hear that?
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She's been sent here
to save me.
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[EXCLAIMS] Oh,
Ray is gonna be saved!
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Tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
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live in our studio.
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The Mother Teresa
of the twilight zone.
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Ray, each one of us
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has only one specific talent.
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CASSANDRA: And mine is,
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that I can see
when horrible things
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are going to
happen to people.
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Well, that's really great.
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I mean, here I am
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buried in Downtown Buffalo
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doing an all night radio gig.
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And I'm interviewing
zombies that bark
at the furniture
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and you say things
are gonna get worse.
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Sure you don't wanna
take a shot at traffic?
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CASSANDRA: I have
a premonition, Ray.
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I see you confined
in a small, dark space
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with lots of crone,
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moaning and writhing,
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and turning and...
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Hold on a second.
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Now, you cute little thing,
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have you been sneaking
into my apartment
while I haven't been there?
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Is this all about sex?
Is that what it's about?
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Hey, Buffalo,
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I swear to ya,
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this chick has never been
inside my bedroom.
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Not in your wildest dreams
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of the future
will that ever happen.
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CASSANDRA:
You can joke, Ray.
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But I'm warning you,
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if you don't change,
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a terrible fate awaits you.
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Okay.
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Change number one...
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Poof! You're gone.
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Hey, Buffalo,
I'm Ray Bright.
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We'll be back after
these commercials
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and the general
hosing down
of the walls in here.
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Cassey, we were great!
They loved you.
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Ray, I'm not kidding.
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I'm warning you.
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Get real, will ya?
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Goodbye.
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I mean, ciao.
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[MAN ON ADVERTISEMENT]
...Georg's Used Cars.
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Open from 9:00 to 9:30.
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[SIGHS IN EXASPIRATION]
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Hey, Debbie,
who's our next victim.
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A woman with
an alien in a box.
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That's great.
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It's my lucky night.
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Hey, we're still on
for breakfast?
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Of course.
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That's right,
my Buffalo Billys,
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if you need transportation
for going back in time,
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forward in time
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or just around
the cosmic block.
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Channel your hide
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over to Georg's Used Cars
on Delaware Avenue.
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You tell him
Ray Bright sent ya
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and he'll beat any price
in the known universe.
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And speaking of
the known universe,
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my next guest...
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[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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RAY: [SOFTLY]
My next guest
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is worth a close encounter
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of any kind.
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Good evening, Raymond.
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I understand you've brought
an alien with you.
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Yes, I did.
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And it's right here
in this box.
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[RATTLING]
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I love the way you shake
that box, Amanda.
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[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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RAY: Buffalo, too bad
you can't be in the studio
with me tonight.
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Actually, it's probably better
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because I get to spend
the evening alone
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with one Amanda Smith-Jones.
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A lady who's just
too beautiful for radio.
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You're making
me blush, Raymond.
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I love it when you
call me Raymond.
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You okay?
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Just a little nervous.
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I was worried.
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I didn't expect you
to be so nice.
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Hey, babe,
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I'm a sweetheart.
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I'm a compassionate guy.
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I'm a guy who cares
about people.
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Now, why don't you
come on over here and
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sit down and make
yourself comfortable.
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Well, I...
Hey.
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Talk to Raymond.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Well... [EXHALES]
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RAY: There.
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Now, no need for you
to worry about anything.
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It's just you and me.
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So why don't you tell me
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about your
close encounter
with the alien.
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It was terrible.
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Aww. I'm sure it was.
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Go on.
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Well, it all started
on a beach
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in San Tropez.
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What were you wearing?
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Nothing.
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There I was naked.
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All alone.
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When suddenly I had
this strange feeling,
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this sensation
and this quivering,
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and I looked up
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and there he was
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on top of me.
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He was on top of you?
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An alien standing there.
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You poor thing.
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And within seconds
we were traveling upwards
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through space and time.
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And it got very,
very quiet.
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I was in a cylindrical room
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on a white table.
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And two of them
held my arms,
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and two of them
held my feet.
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And they all took turns
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examining and probing me.
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DEBBIE: Ray, we have callers.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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No calls. Go ahead.
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Anyway...
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when it was all over,
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they explained to me
that they were
from another planet.
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A place where they had
eliminated evil
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and hypocrisy and hatred.
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And the solution
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is right in this box.
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[CHUCKLES] Babe,
what are you telling me
a story like this for?
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What are you talking about?
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Hey, babe,
I hear it all.
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Sex on Mars,
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Kennedy, Marilyn, Elvis,
all... [CHUCKLES]
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hanging around down
at a convenient store
having a ham sandwich.
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What is a handsome
woman like you
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doing in this place
at 3:30 the morning.
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feeding me all that
mambo jumbo?
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I thought you were going
to believe me?
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RAY: Fine.
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You want a fantasy?
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I'll give you a fantasy.
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You and me,
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we leave here
right now by a limo
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and we check-in
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at the Ritz Hotel, Downtown.
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We get ourselves
the honeymoon suite.
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And I'll tell you what,
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instead of silk sheets,
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I'll give you Champagne.
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Instead of time and space,
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I'll give you a trip
to an astral plane
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that you've never even
thought of being on before.
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Raymond.
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I'm very hurt.
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[SIGHS]
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Fine.
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I'll take a look
inside the box.
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Be careful.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[EXCLAIMS SARCASTICALLY]
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I'm horrified.
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I'm shocked.
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LIEN: She's evil!
She did this to me.
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Help me!
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Help me!
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We'll be right back
after these messages.
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That's right, Buffalo,
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you can't loose at
Madalyn's Manicure Mansion.
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And now a word
from Mary's Pizza Palace.
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[CLICK]
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Ray, I wanna talk to you.
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Don't you go anywhere.
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Okay, what's up?
What are you doing to me?
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What're you talking about?
You're embarrassing me.
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Shh.
You're in there trying
to pick her up.
265
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,392
Hey, you're the producer.
266
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,927
I thought I was
your girlfriend.
267
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,997
Babe.
Don't "babe" me, Ray.
268
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,166
You told me.
269
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,433
You told me how
you screwed up
270
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,936
in Los Angeles
and Chicago.
271
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,138
DEBBIE: You told me
that I was your last,
best hope.
272
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,176
Debbie, it's you
and me together.
273
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,978
What goes on
in that studio
274
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:54,047
is strictly show business.
275
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,183
I am not gonna
watch you self-destruct.
276
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,251
Trust me.
277
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,254
Go back into your booth.
278
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:02,990
Trust me.
279
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,125
Do it. Do it now.
280
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,495
[DOOR OPENS]
281
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,434
Technical difficulties.
282
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,105
I see.
283
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,141
You can always tell
when you're doing
a great show,
284
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,843
you get people
really angry.
285
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,011
You keep up the good work.
286
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,346
[CLICK]
287
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,782
Hello, Buffalo,
you're back on 1020
288
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,484
and for the benefit
for those who
just joined us,
289
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,385
I am Ray Bright
290
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,522
and with me is one
Amanda Smith-Jones.
291
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,190
Was discovered
naked on a beach,
292
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,092
abducted by aliens,
293
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,527
taken to a cylindrical room
294
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,229
where she was probed.
295
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:46,166
Given a small
monster-like creature
296
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,302
that was brought back
to Earth to eliminate evil
297
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,371
in our civilization.
298
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,173
Say, "Hello, Buffalo."
299
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,042
Hello, Buffalo.
300
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,510
And because this is
an equal opportunity station
301
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,046
we'll get ol' Mr. Slug...
302
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,547
[TAPPING]
to say a word or two.
303
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,452
Save yourself, Ray.
There's still time.
304
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,120
Oh, please.
305
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,890
Please, Amanda.
If that is your name.
306
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,158
Who put you up to this?
307
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,927
What are you talking about?
308
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,428
My 13-year-old daughter
309
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,530
could make a better
puppet than that.
310
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,033
What did you do to go
to ventriloquism school?
311
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,871
Can the act, baby.
312
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:24,938
What do I look like?
313
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,874
Some kind of a fool?
314
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,509
What are you,
a member of some
suburban witches coven?
315
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,578
No, I'm innocent.
316
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,580
No, no, no.
I know your kind.
317
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,919
I know why you hate me.
318
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,024
You hate me because
I have the power.
319
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:49,429
I have the power that's
stronger than crystals.
320
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,434
I have the power that's
stronger than magic.
321
00:13:56,236 --> 00:14:00,507
I have a power that's
stronger than all that
cosmic crap
322
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,142
you people spew.
323
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:09,482
I have the power
to change people's minds.
324
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:16,256
I'm that little voice
that you hear in the dark.
325
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,527
And I can do it all
326
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,131
from this little room.
327
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,269
I'm not sorry for anyone
I've destroyed
328
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,940
[LOUDER]
because I tell
the truth!
329
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,381
And those people
deserve to be destroyed.
330
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,018
You're right.
331
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,486
People should get
what they deserve.
332
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,491
So who put you up to this?
333
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,460
Nobody.
334
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,396
I told you the truth.
335
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,167
I was just drawn to you.
336
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,270
To your power.
337
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,274
I couldn't stay away.
338
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,545
RAY: Prove it.
339
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,019
How?
340
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,491
[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING]
341
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,635
CREATURE: Don't! You fool!
342
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,669
It's a trap.
343
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,532
Buffalo, she tasted like a...
344
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,336
cool Georgia peach
on a warm summer evening.
345
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,173
Now, are you ready
to believe me?
346
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,342
Now I'm ready
to believe anything.
347
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,479
The creature comes
from a planet,
348
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,349
a universe that's
a much kinder place
than Earth.
349
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,651
Kindness is nice.
350
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,354
Like, Earth,
351
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,657
there was time
they were plagued
by hate and hypocrisy.
352
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,560
But they realized
that hate feeds on hate.
353
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,363
So they created creatures
like this to devour it.
354
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,432
Where's the bid deal?
355
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,468
They just created
something else that kills.
356
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,671
Yes, but it's more humane.
357
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,208
It can only devour
a subject who volunteers.
358
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,478
No one gets absorbed
who isn't willing.
359
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:55,248
Babe, we could be
having great sex
in some motel room.
360
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:59,252
Instead I'm sitting here
tonight discussing
humane death.
361
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,121
Hey, Debbie,
do you believe this?
362
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,160
Terrific.
363
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,728
Looks like I'll be
going home...
364
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,231
alone tonight.
365
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,435
Anyway, for the benefit
of my listeners,
366
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:19,339
do you mind if
I ask your friend
about all of this?
367
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,741
Get it directly
from the blob's mouth,
so to speak.
368
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,776
[LAUGHS] I'm afraid
that wouldn't help.
369
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,445
Why not?
370
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,715
You see, the creature
doesn't have a mind
of it's own.
371
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,650
It simply absorbs
the personality
372
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,352
of it's last meal.
373
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,720
And when it eats again,
374
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,455
the previous mind is erased.
375
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:36,789
Amanda.
376
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,327
It's 3:30 in the morning.
377
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,195
Can't you think
of something
378
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,131
more adult we
could be doing
with this night?
379
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,274
I think your little monster
there is a fake.
380
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,344
So here's the deal.
381
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:03,283
I take chance that
Mr. Slugball here eats me.
382
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,652
If he does, I'm dead.
383
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,621
But if he doesn't,
384
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,858
It's you and me
385
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,594
in the Ritz Hotel
honeymoon suite.
386
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,497
I can't let you do that.
387
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,766
Why not? Didn't you
like the kiss?
388
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,668
I know you wanted it.
389
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,436
No! No, it's not that.
390
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,304
I just cannot--
391
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,140
Come on. Pull the beast
out of the box.
392
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,541
But I...
393
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,576
I insist.
394
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,611
Hey, Buffalo,
395
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,547
as my witness,
396
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,617
I'm volunteering.
397
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,353
You insist?
398
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,655
I insist.
Let's get it over with.
399
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,826
Well,
400
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,429
if you insist.
401
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,830
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
402
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,636
Remember, babe,
403
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,639
tonight, you and me
at the Ritz.
404
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,142
[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]
405
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,249
[LAUGHS CUNNIGLY]
406
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,461
CREATURE: You fool!
407
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,795
You fool!
408
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,231
[AMANDA LAUGHING CUNNINGLY]
409
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,665
You fool!
410
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,634
[RAY SCREAMING]
411
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,370
MAN: That's right,
412
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,739
it's a little
after 4:00 in the morning.
413
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,774
and they're all out
in force tonight.
414
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,676
Your psychopaths,
your crazies,
415
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,311
your time travelers,
416
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,813
your nutso's who believe
in the beyond.
417
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,783
I'm Big Ben Grady
and this is
Dallas Talk Radio.
418
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,553
And my next guest...
419
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,523
my next guest is worth
traveling across
an entire universe
420
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,725
for one little
close encounter.
421
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,365
Hello, Benjamin.
422
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,733
Honey, you know,
I love it when
you call me Benjamin.
423
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,303
So what's in the box?
424
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,337
A friend
425
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,739
from another planet.
426
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,609
Pursue the love, Lord,
427
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,344
she's already
making me jealous.
428
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,414
So do I get to meet him?
429
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:15,948
Of course.
430
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,386
[REMOVING COVER]
431
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,887
[CAGE RATTLING]
432
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,356
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
433
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:30,730
CREATURE: [IN RAY'S VOICE]
It's a trick. Don't be
a sucker for the babe!
434
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,365
She's evil!
435
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,700
She's the alien.
436
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,968
She's the monster!
[ECHOING]
437
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,004
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
438
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,275
[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]
439
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,881
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
440
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,938
[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
441
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,478
[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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