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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour,
there must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candy Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great. It's Monsters,
our favorite show!
[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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Shh. It's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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Victoria.
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Have I ever told you
how beautiful you are
when you are hungry?
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Don't distract me,
darling.
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I'm in Cerebellum.
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[EXHALES]
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This is it.
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Total micro-chip
replacement
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of the cerebellum function.
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You're good.
You are a genius.
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Not everyone would agree.
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Don't forget...
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The New England
Journal of Medicine
called me mad.
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No, darling...
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The phrase they used
was morally bankrupt.
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No one could impugn
your mental abilities.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Ready to close.
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[TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DOOR CREAKS]
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[EXHALES]
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hunk.
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Hunk.
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Hi, honey.
I'm home.
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But you're...
You're dead.
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[SIGHS]
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I must be hornier
than I thought.
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You and me,
both pumpkin.
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I've thought a lot
about you, Vicky.
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This can't be happening.
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That's what I said
when my plane
went down
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in the headwaters
of the Mama Negra.
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By then, both sides
of the conflict
wanted me dead
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So, I let 'em think I was.
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Sorry I couldn't write,
honey bun.
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It's tough
being the wife
of a soldier of fortune.
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Wait, you've been hiding out
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for seven years
n the jungle alone?
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Well, not exactly.
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You see...
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This tribe of Indians,
pulled me out of the river.
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Never seen
a white man before.
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Classic stuff.
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I tell you, Vicky.
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There are worst things
in this world than
being worshiped as a god
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by a tribe of fun loving,
naked people.
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So, why did you
come back?
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I miss civilization.
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Oh.
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Burgers and fries.
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Automatic weapons.
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My wife.
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[SIGHS]
I can't believe
you're not dead.
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There is no justice
in this world
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Does this feel
dead to you?
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Back off, Hunk.
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I haven't said
I'm glad to see you.
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Oh, you don't
have to sweet cheeks.
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Let your body
do the talking.
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Get your paws
off of me,
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you fat headed dimwit.
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Hunk... Hunk!
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Hunk... Mmm.
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Oh, oh!
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[BEEPING]
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[BEEPING GRADUALLY DECREASES]
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[SIGHS]
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What the hell is this?
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This thing's got no head
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Wait, did I do that?
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No, I did.
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And it's a parrot
for your information.
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You'd think a man
who lived seven years
in the jungle
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would know a parrot
when he sees one.
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Well, in a jungle
they come with heads.
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Too bad, you don't
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You panicked, Hunk,
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an unattractive emotion,
panic
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Good morning, darling.
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Perhaps, you'll introduce me
to your...
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beach combing friend.
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Edward, this is...
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Billy Hunkle.
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I should've known.
[LAUGHS]
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Hunk!
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Eddie.
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Hey Eddie,
check out the bird
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He's got no head.
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Very perceptive.
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In fact, Hunk...
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that was my bird.
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That's five years of my life
skewered on your pocket knife
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
No joke.
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Well, I guess a guy
like you has got
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nothing better to do
than chop the heads off
of little birds
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[THUDS]
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I'll get some coffee.
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So, tell me Hunk.
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To what do we owe
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the dubious pleasure
of your return from the dead.
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Huh?
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What do you want?
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Oh. Vicky,
I want her back
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Oh, I see.
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Hunk, er, I'm aware
that you hold some
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or rather, I should say,
held some
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animal attraction
for Victoria.
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But I think you'll find,
that she and I
have a relationship that...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Relationship?
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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Eddie, Eddie...
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When you live
in a jungle,
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you learn a thing or two
about what really counts.
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You see...
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A thing ain't worth squat,
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unless you can jump on it,
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eat it or pick
your teeth with it.
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There are no relationships
in the jungle.
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Only hunger.
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This isn't the jungle.
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Don't kid yourself, Eddie.
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Here we are.
Ah.
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Wait.
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I like my sugar.
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Oh, Vicky remembers.
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Don't you... sugar?
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But I don't want
to see him.
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I don't want him
in this house.
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Darling... we've never lied
to each other.
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Let's not start now.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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I don't know what to think.
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[SOBBING]
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But how can
I have this very...
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intense, very physical.
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I loathe him.
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But my body
has a mind of it's own.
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He's in my system
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like a drug.
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You might as well face it...
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you're addicted.
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Oh, Edward,
I'm so sorry.
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What am I going to do?
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Let me handle this.
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I gotta admire you.
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I don't know
how you do it, Eddie.
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Goin' at 'em
day after day.
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Stuck in that chair
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all weak and shaky.
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Well,
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at least I have Victoria
to take care of me.
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Afraid not.
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[EXHALES]
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Vicky's leaving with me.
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I saw it in her eyes
this morning.
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No!
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Oh, look,
Eddie, Eddie.
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You're a nice guy.
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But let's face it
you're a crip.
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Oh, sure, sure,
you can ask her
to stay.
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And maybe she will...
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out of loyalty
or pity.
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But...
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is that what you really want?
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Watching her
year after year
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shriveling up inside
like a...
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like an old banana leaf.
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Uh, no.
I won't let you
do it to her.
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I love Vicky
and Vicky loves me.
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[SIGHS]
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I'll fight you for her
if I have to.
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Oh!
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Hunk...
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How can I fight you?
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You have...
everything to offer her.
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I have... nothing.
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Perhaps the best
I can do...
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is make it easy
for her.
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I've often thought of...
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ending it all.
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Now you're talking.
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I've had this gun
in the house for years.
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But I never thought
of firing it.
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I believe the ammo...
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as you would call it.
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Is in the top
of the hall closet.
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[TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh.
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They're real easy to load.
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Hey, I can reach it
down for you.
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Strange, I...
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I'm not really afraid
of dying.
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In a way...
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[STAMMERS]
I could welcome it.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then you'd be out
of Vicky's hair.
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She could have everything,
this...
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this house...
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All this stuff,
your fortune.
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The only thing
I'm afraid of...
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is botching the job.
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I wouldn't want
to survive the attempt.
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Gotcha! Clean and neat.
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Hurray.
Yeah.
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You're... you're
a killer, Hunk.
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Show me how you do it.
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It's an art, Eddie.
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Some people...
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They go for the temple.
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Others, they go
for under the chin.
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Me, personally...
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I put my money
on the el mundo.
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First, take off the safety.
[CLICKS]
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Then, insert it.
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Pointing up, okay?
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Oh, and then you just...
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pull the trigger?
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Just... don't yank it.
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Just squeeze gently.
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I'm watching.
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I know.
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[GUNSHOT]
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Yes!
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VICTORIA: Edward...
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VICTORIA: Edward...
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Oh, Edward.
Darling.
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I heard a shot,
I thought...
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Are you all right?
Perfectly.
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But poor Hunk though.
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Oh, my God.
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I tried to stop him.
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But why?
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He was so despondent.
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No, I mean
why did you try
to stop him.
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This really
is for the best,
don't you think?
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Victoria.
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You never cease
to amaze me.
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But what will we do
with him?
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Well...
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Hurry, darling.
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This heat is doing Hunk
no good.
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All secure.
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[SIGHS]
I don't think
this is going to do it.
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Oh, that's it.
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You... you've
got it now.
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[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
All right.
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Well, there's
a second justice
in this wouldn't you say,
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considering how
he negated our work
with Polly.
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There's so much
we still don't understand
about the nervous system.
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I hope we're not
making a mistake
Ah.
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There's nothing
more instructive
than a healthy mistake.
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[MONITOR BEEPS]
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[BEEPS]
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Do you realize
how much goes into
a simple act like pouring.
268
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,484
It took me a week
to get that right.
269
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,188
Hunk was always
a slow learner
270
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,157
It's not Hunk anymore,
my sweet.
271
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,960
We should think of it...
272
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,962
as the robo Butler.
273
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,330
[BEEPING]
274
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,200
It would be my legs.
275
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,168
My hands.
276
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:58,405
I hope he'll be
a more reliable Butler
than he was a husband.
277
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,485
Thank you, Hunk.
That would be all.
278
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,055
[EDWARD TYPING]
279
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,958
Edward... I can't explain it.
280
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,160
But I have a bad feeling
about this.
281
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,163
Some feminine intuition.
282
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,165
Oh, come come,
Victoria.
283
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,202
One would hardly know
that you're a scientist.
284
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,205
Let me show you
what I've been working on
285
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,141
[TYPING]
I've got it programmed
286
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,077
for... the moonwalk.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
287
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,479
[TYPING]
[BEEPING]
288
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,014
The swim.
289
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,416
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
290
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,922
And the Waltz.
291
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:53,060
I know how much
you love to dance,
my darling.
292
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,029
It would give me
great pleasure
to waltz with you
293
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,698
by proxy, as it were.
294
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,302
Really, Edward, I do not see
the point in dancing with a...
295
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,972
Oh, go ahead
and try it out, darling.
296
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,539
Please.
297
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,008
All right.
298
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,509
[SIGHS]
299
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,213
[WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING]
300
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,286
[EDWARD CONTINUES TYPING]
301
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,007
[TYPING]
[BEEPING]
302
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,210
Hunk, slow down.
303
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,246
[MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO]
304
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,314
Ah!
305
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,950
Edward stop him.
306
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,664
Edward.
307
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,134
You did that on purpose.
308
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,702
Nonsense, why would I?
309
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,271
Because you're jealous.
310
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,540
Perhaps you're the one
who is jealous.
311
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,542
Jealous of my new toy.
312
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,444
Well, there's no need,
you know.
313
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,613
As soon as I eliminate
the bugs in it's program...
314
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,382
You can play with it too.
315
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,485
Frankly Edward, it's the bugs
in your program that worry me.
316
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,489
[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
317
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,066
Mmm.
318
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,567
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
319
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,078
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
320
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,414
[BEEPING]
321
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,384
Hunk... what?
322
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,786
Edward, are you...
323
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,555
[MOANS]
Hunk.
324
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,426
Oh, Edward... thank you.
325
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,028
Thank you.
[MOANS]
326
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,798
Oh, Hunk!
327
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,800
Hunk!
328
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,269
Hunk!
329
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,239
[HUNK BEEPING]
330
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,812
Oh, Hunk.
331
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,315
Look at us.
332
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,218
You've lost your head.
333
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,386
And I'm losing my mind.
334
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,623
I don't know if I'm
in bed with my husband or...
335
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,492
my ex-husband,
336
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,561
or my dead ex-husband,
337
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,096
or my butler.
338
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,866
Well it's certainly not me.
339
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,201
Edward.
340
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,706
I've never been able
to bring that glow
to your cheeks.
341
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,509
But you sent him
in here, didn't you?
342
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,278
Of course not.
343
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,480
Then that means...
Yes.
344
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:04,551
Somehow... even without
a cerebrum,
345
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,288
your "ex" appears
capable of
346
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:13,260
directed independent action.
347
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,796
His body thinks,
more or less.
348
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,365
Help me get him
back on the table
349
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,833
before he remembers
how he got this way.
350
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,269
I'll get a rope.
351
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,842
You're finished, Hunk.
352
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,779
This time
you're dead meat.
353
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,483
[CHOKES]
354
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,620
[GASPS]
355
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,888
[NECK CRACKING]
356
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,692
[GASPING AND STUTTERING]
I...
357
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,827
Oh, Edward.
358
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,331
No. No.
359
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,602
[DOOR SLAMS]
360
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,604
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
361
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,208
This wasn't my idea.
362
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,211
I always loved you Hunk.
You know that.
363
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,378
[GRUNTS]
364
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,183
Good Hunk.
365
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,551
Nice Hunk!
366
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,420
Down, boy!
[GRUNTS]
367
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,491
Have a nightcap?
368
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,928
[BEEPING]
369
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,830
[BEEPING GRADUALLY DECREASES]
370
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,903
[THUDS]
371
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,407
[SIGHS]
372
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,443
[EXHALES]
373
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,779
You guys...
374
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,914
[SIGHS]
375
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,917
[SOLEMN INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
376
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,815
[GIGGLES]
377
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,451
Mmm.
378
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,020
That's perfect.
379
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,823
And how are you
feeling today, darling?
380
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,361
Never better.
381
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,798
Thanks to you...
382
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,935
my angel.
383
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,473
My dearest.
384
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,016
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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