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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour,
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there must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candy Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great. It's Monsters,
our favorite show!
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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Shh, it's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[CREAKING]
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[WIND BLOWING]
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TOMMY: It's blood.
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Swirling blood.
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There's a place like this
in your town.
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A place just like this.
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Every town has
a place like this.
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The barber shop
where the prices
have not changed
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in 20 years.
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A place where no one
seems to go.
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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Just the usual. Please.
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Years ago, when I was
still in school,
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I used to have a friend.
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His name was Kevin,
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and he used to think
that barbers were vampires.
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He used to think
that this shop,
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was owned by vampires.
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And he almost
convinced me.
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[DOG BARKING]
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But he was wrong.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'm telling you man,
they're vampires.
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They're freaking vampires.
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Who?
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Who? Who?
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Who have I been
talking about for
the last ten minutes?
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For Christ's sakes, Tommy.
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You were taking about
Mr. Innes and Mr. D'Onofrio.
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But they're barbers, Kevin,
not vampires.
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Yes, they are barbers
and vampires.
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What've you been doing?
Following them?
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Jeez, you got notes
in here on
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when they get to their shop,
when they go home,
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who goes in
for a haircut?
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Come on Kev, they're
just a couple of old guys
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trying to make a living.
Leave them alone.
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Almost nobody
goes in there.
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And the people
who do aren't
going in for haircuts.
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So the people who
go to this barber shop,
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and pay the barbers
money to cut their hair,
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aren't going in
for haircuts?
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There.
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What do you think
of that, huh?
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I think your mom
is going to kill you.
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My mom?
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She hasn't been in here
since I was six.
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This is blood, Tommy.
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Blood, dripping
and spilling.
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It's been the sign
of the barbers for
almost 600 years.
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You know why?
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Because it used to be
their guild sign.
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Back in the middle ages,
everyone belonged to a guild.
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Kind of like the union
your father belongs to now.
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Yeah, yeah.
But why blood?
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And why does that
make them vampires?
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KEVIN: I've been
watching them
for weeks, man.
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There is something
really weird
going on there.
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I've seen other old guys
go in there to get
a haircut,
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and they come out with
their hair the same.
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Okay, I'll bite.
Pardon the expression.
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If they don't go in
for a haircut, then
what do they do?
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I'm not sure.
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I think it's some
kind of trade.
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They go in carrying
these big bottles
of something.
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But they come out
with these little bottles
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filled with red fluid.
Blood.
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There's just one problem
with that, Kev.
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What?
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Vampires are supposed
to steal blood.
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Not trade it.
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Okay. Okay.
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But there is something
weird going on there.
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And we're gonna prove
that Innes and D'Onofrio
are vampires.
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Sure. How?
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It's after 11.
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According to my notebook,
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they're both home
in bed by now.
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I thought vampires
slept in the daytime.
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Whatever. The important
thing is,
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the barber shop's
empty now.
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And that's where
we'll find our proof.
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Hey, I don't want to
do anything illegal.
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KEVIN: Come on man, what's
a little breaking and
entering between friends.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DOOR LATCH CLANGING]
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Damn!
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[BELL TINKLING]
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I knew it would work.
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Now, you wanted proof
that Innes and D'Onofrio
are vampires.
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I'll give you proof.
Come on.
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Kev, you're nuts.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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[BELL TINKLING]
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You're gonna get
us both in a lot--
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Oh, come on.
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Barney only drives his patrol
car by here once a night
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and it's going to be
three hours before
that happens.
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Well, shut the lights off.
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Okay. Now you want
some proof?
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Like I said,
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they;ve used dripping blood
as their guild sign
for almost 600 years.
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That's your proof?
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Uh-uh.
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What we're looking for
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are those little bottles
of blood I told you about.
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And maybe some leeches.
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Leeches?
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God, Kev. My mom says
you're the only gifted
kid she's ever met
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but sometimes I think
you're just plain nuts.
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Leeches!
For Christ's sake.
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KEVIN: Oh, come on.
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Where was I?
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Oh, yeah.
I did research.
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The reason that they use
blood as their sign,
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is that back
in the middle ages,
the barbers were
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surgeons, sort of.
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Except the only reason
they could help people
is they bleed them.
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Bleed them?
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Yeah, if somebody got
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sick or broke a leg
or something
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they go see the barber
and the barber would bleed them.
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Sometimes
they used leeches
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to suck the blood
out of people.
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Ugh, gross.
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Sometimes they used
the same razor
to shave people.
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Hey, cut it out.
Come on.
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Hey... hey.
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What?
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Look at this.
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So, it's an old razor
with some jewels
engraved on it.
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Old? It's real old.
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Four or five hundred
years at least,
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and look at this
inscription.
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[SPEAKING LATIN]
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Looks like Latin.
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Of course, it's Latin
you dip.
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[SPEAKING LATIN]
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Maybe it says
only vampires
need it back.
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No. It says, "Endure
this evil
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lest a greater
come upon you".
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Well, it's weird,
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but it doesn't sound
like a vampire's motto.
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A school teacher's
maybe but not a vampire.
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Endure this evil.
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lest a greater
come upon you.
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So what does all this
crap have to do
with vampires?
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Think about it, Tom.
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When did the vampires
first start to disappear?
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Disappear?
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What do you think,
they were real?
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KEVIN: They first
started to disappear
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about 500 years ago.
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Just around the time
the barbers guild was
starting to get powerful.
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I read a lot about
vampires, Tom. A lot.
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And most of the
serious stuff agree
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that the vampire legends
were starting to fade
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around the late
16th century.
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Now people still believed
in them and everything,
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they were just
less afraid of them,
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The number of sightings
and executions dropped off.
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It was like they'd gone
underground or something.
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Or maybe people were
just getting smarter,
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you know, less
superstitious.
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No, think!
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Maybe the vampires
were being wiped out.
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People knew about them
and how to fight them.
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Oh, like a stake
through the heart?
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Among other things.
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The vampires
need to hide.
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Make people think
they're gone and still
get the blood they need.
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If you're a vampire,
where do you go?
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To Transylvania?
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No!
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You join the barbers' guild.
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Think about it. Instead
of sneaking into people's
houses at night,
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they invite you in.
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They don't even struggle
with you when you put
a blade to their vein.
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Or put a leech on them.
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No, they pay you instead.
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No wonder the barbers
are the only guild
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they hasn't changed
their sign in 600 years.
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They're vampires, Tommy.
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All of them?
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I don't think so. I think
it's just a few places
in small towns like this,
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places without
many customers.
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Places that don't change
their prices in years.
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I mean, if these prices
are so good,
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why doesn't everyone
get their hair cut here?
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They give
lousy haircuts.
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Of course they do.
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'Cause they don't want
customers, they want victims.
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They want blood!
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There's just a slight
problem with that, Kev.
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What?
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I hate to break it to you
and mess up your neat
theories and all, but
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there hasn't exactly
been a scourge
of missing people
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or dead bodies
around town.
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In fact, I can't think
of anyone who has
ended up dead
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under mysterious circumstances
in the past year or two except
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old man, Peterson.
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And that wasn't
too mysterious.
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His wife got fed up
with his snoring
and shot him five times.
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I'm working on that.
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[CAT MEWING]
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[METAL CRASHING]
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Let's get out of here.
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It's really weird.
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Innes and D'Onofrio
go out to people's
houses too.
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And not just any people.
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Mr. Muir's place out on
Grand View Drive
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Mrs. Evertt's mansion,
the old Plankman estate.
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So? What's so
mysterious about that?
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Rich people like
to get their hair
cut at home.
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Oh, from the two
worst barbers
in the county?
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You said
they were cheap.
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Maybe that's how
rich people stay rich.
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Get serious.
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Anyway, that's not
the best part.
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When they go out
to people's houses
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it's just like when
people come here.
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The bottles I mean.
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[SCOFFS] Oh, great. Now we have
vampires who deliver.
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Listen!
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They go in with
little bottles filled
with something.
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But they come out
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with big bottles
full of red.
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It's like they're bringing
something from the
barber shop to trade.
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Sure. Hair tonic.
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It's not funny.
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Oh, the heck
it isn't.
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And the best part
about your vampire
barbers is that
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they're just biting
just the rich folks,
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they only drink premium.
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[TOMMY LAUGHING]
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Now what?
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Now we look
for more proof.
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Oh, come on, man.
253
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,977
If we get caught,
it's gonna look bad
on our records.
254
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,245
I'll probably get
thrown off the
basketball team
255
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,182
and maybe they won't
let you in those gifted
kid classes next year.
256
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:07,027
[GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING]
257
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,129
Kev!
258
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,364
Get this off of me!
259
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,266
Whoa.
260
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,971
[COUGHING]
261
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,174
Man, that was weird.
262
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,814
Interesting.
263
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,381
Interesting?
264
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,418
Okay, well you stay around
and be interested if you want.
I'm out of here.
265
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,421
There's no back exit.
That door was closed off
years ago.
266
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,324
Oh, yeah? Then
where does this go?
267
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,359
All right.
268
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,362
All right.
269
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:46,099
Well, there's a stairway
going down, but...
but there's no light.
270
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,968
Let's check it out.
271
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,006
Oh, no.
272
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,909
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
273
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:56,944
Come on.
274
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,313
Hurry up, Kev.
275
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,049
What!
276
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,522
[BELL TINKLING]
277
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:13,060
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
278
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,232
[BELL TINKLING]
279
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,004
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
280
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,516
What are you doing
in our shop boy?
281
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,953
Answer Mr. D'Onofrio, boy.
282
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,522
What are you doing
breaking into our shop
at night?
283
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,958
Relax, okay? Relax.
284
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,326
I'm just on a
scavenger hunt.
285
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,861
I'm pledging
the fraternity
286
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,997
and I needed a pair
of barber's shears.
287
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,899
I was gonna
bring them back,
honest.
288
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,300
Tell the truth, boy.
289
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,203
[CHUCKLING]
290
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,405
Okay.
291
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,274
Okay, I needed
some cash
292
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,476
and I thought your
register would be
an easy target.
293
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,245
Call the cops.
294
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,646
You're no college student.
295
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,415
And you're no thief.
296
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,218
You're that damn kid
who lives in the
apartment building
297
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,285
across the street.
298
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,988
With that old woman
who's drunk all the time.
299
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,924
What do you want here?
300
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,561
Mr. Innes.
301
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,163
Mr. D'Onofrio.
302
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,902
I came to prove
you are vampires.
303
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,639
Vampires?
304
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:36,609
You mean like what
we see on the Dracula
movies on the late show?
305
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,912
What do you know
about vampires?
306
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,513
I know them
when I see them.
307
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,951
And I'm looking at two
of the lousy blood suckers
right now.
308
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,618
I've already told
my mom and my friends.
309
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,320
You might just as
let me out of here.
310
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,956
If we were vampires,
311
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,623
the light would
destroy us.
312
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,060
But you see us
in daylight everyday.
313
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,194
That's bull!
314
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,464
That daylight destroying
crap is just in the movies.
315
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,467
The old book say
that vampire just don't
like daylight.
316
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,701
That's why you get
here in the morning,
317
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,237
leave the blinds closed
all day and leave
after dark.
318
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:08,208
And what else
do your old books
say about vampires?
319
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,977
You can't cross
running water.
320
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,311
Well, young gentleman,
321
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,180
how do you account
for the fact
322
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,115
that while you were
following me on Monday,
323
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,985
I crossed the river
several times.
324
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,687
That's not important.
That could just be
superstition.
325
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,190
Tell us one that is not
just superstition.
326
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,292
Tell us an important one.
327
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:29,229
Crosses. All vampires
hate and fear crosses.
328
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,630
Stupid boy.
329
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,733
If you had
followed me
on Sunday,
330
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,934
rather than Monday,
331
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:39,272
you'd have seen me go to mass
at St. Bernadettes'.
332
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,275
As my father did,
333
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,511
and his father before him.
334
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,280
You forgot
the most important
thing about vampires.
335
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,216
Mirrors.
336
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,384
Aren't vampires
supposed to hate
mirrors, boy?
337
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:54,454
They don't throw
reflections, isn't
that right?
338
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,991
That's just in the movies.
339
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,360
They don't like them
because they throw
their real reflection.
340
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:04,031
Well, you see my
real reflection
and Mr. D'Onofrio's.
341
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,167
Do we look like
the Nosferatu to you,
the undead?
342
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,501
[GASPING]
343
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,270
[LAUGHING]
344
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,173
No. I'm sorry
I was wrong.
345
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,744
Ah, Mr. Innes.
346
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,212
Mr. D'Onofrio.
347
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,983
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
348
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,623
We're not vampires.
349
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,399
[KEVIN SCREAMS]
350
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,004
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
351
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,175
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
352
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,391
[DARK MUSIC PLAYING]
353
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,699
That's where
the blood goes.
354
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,268
That's the vampire.
355
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,212
[GASPIING]
356
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,680
Come.
357
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,650
You and your
friend were curious.
358
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,352
Come and meet the master.
359
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:10,823
[SPEAKING LATIN]
360
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,426
By the time the masters
approached our guild,
361
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,196
oh, almost six centuries
ago by now,
362
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:20,133
they had already passed
beyond hope of hiding
amongst humankind.
363
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,370
You see? They've
continued to change,
364
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:27,440
to allow themselves
to be themselves
you might say.
365
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,876
[KEVIN SCREAMING]
366
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,316
Don't worry about
bleeding to death, boy.
367
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,819
After 14 generations,
I'm expert at this.
368
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,433
[MR. D'ONOFRIO CHUCKLING]
369
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,173
Good. Good.
370
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,379
Don't worry
about your friend.
371
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,216
He will recover.
372
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,187
In fact, he'll soon be
better than ever.
373
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,389
Literally.
374
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,606
You see,
375
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,577
the master gave us
an order we could
not refuse.
376
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,879
Not immortality perhaps,
at least
377
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,749
not the eon spanning
immortality of the master
378
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,318
but enough to make
life very long.
379
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,589
Very long indeed.
380
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,393
Come, we'll bring this
to your friend.
381
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,498
And then allow him
to meet the master.
382
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,941
Excellent. As always.
383
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,349
Just the usual, please.
384
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,322
TOMMY: The deal was simple.
385
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,824
Blood for blood.
386
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:28,461
Large bottles of human blood
to sustain the life
of the master.
387
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,031
And his blood
in small bottles
388
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,401
to prolong the lives
of the chosen.
389
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,337
[WIND BLOWING]
390
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:41,908
Blood. Spiraling
round and round.
391
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,284
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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