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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour.
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There must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candy Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great. It's Monsters,
our favorite show!
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
Shh, it's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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She's so caring,
so wonderful.
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DEBBIE: Yes.
Thats's why I hate her.
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[SIGHS]
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Well, I don't wanna pick a side,
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but isn't that more
your problem, than hers.
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No! Ah, nobody understands.
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You cannot imagine
what it's like,
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she cooks, she cleans,
she controls.
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I feel like I'm losing my mind,
everything's closing in on me.
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Well, there's such a thing
as divorce.
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Yeah, maybe in the normal
world there is.
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That's where people
have free will
and individual rights.
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But not me, no.
[LAUGHS LOFTILY]
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My whole brain's being
sucked out of my head.
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[KNOCING AT DOOR]
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Oh, sorry doctor
that must be your
next patient.
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I better go check.
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[WHISTLES]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[SIGHS WEARILY]
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What are you smiling at?
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Debbie!
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Debbie!
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Debbie, I...
I'm not feeling
very well. I'm...
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I'm gonna go home early.
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Doctor, it's 10:00
in the morning.
You can stick it out.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, that is...
you always know
what to do, don't ya?
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So strong, so confident.
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Your hair smells like
fresh wild berries.
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[IN HIGH PITCH]
Doctor!
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I said you have
an appointment.
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A new patient,
Murray Van Pelt.
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Oh doctor!
[STUTTERS]
I'm sorry.
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I showed up
couple of minutes early.
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But if you want, I'll leave.
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I'll come back next month.
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DOCTOR:
Just get in here.
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Nice picture.
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Is that your mother?
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No!
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It's my wife.
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Oh.
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So, what do you want?
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I've...
[GULPS]
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I have a problem
with authority figures.
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Really?
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Well then, maybe you should,
[LOUDLY] sit down.
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[STUTTERS]
Okay!
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Well, don't sit
if you don't want to.
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Okay.
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Boy, you really are lame
you know that?
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You need professional help.
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Yeah, I know.
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All my life, everyone
pushed me around.
Told me what to do.
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Well, I'm sick of it.
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I wanna be my own man.
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Fine!
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Lie down on the couch.
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If you say so.
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[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
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Murray, don't you get tired
of being so obedient?
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Aren't you nauseous
from being dominated
by people,
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kicked around by your wife?
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But I don't have a wife.
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I'm being hypothetical.
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Now, wouldn't you like
to fly fast cars and
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drink hard liquor?
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Well...
Of course, you would.
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All you gonna do,
is bring out those
repressed feelings.
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[GASPS]
I wonder if hypnosis
would work.
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Hypnosis?
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Isn't that dangerous?
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What, are you kidding?
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They do it on talk shows,
its safe.
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You see, when you're hypnotized
it's impossible to desire
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anything that you normally
wouldn't desire,
when you're awake.
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Now, what do you say huh?
Let's give it a try?
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Why not?
Okay.
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Now, I want you to stare
at this watch.
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Isn't it nice and round?
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Nice and shiny.
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And it tells time too.
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Actually it doesn't.
No. It's broken.
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I just use it to hypnotize
people with it.
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Look, concentrate,
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Now, I'm gonna count
backwards from twelve.
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Twelve.
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Eleven.
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I'm getting tired.
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Maybe I better go home
and take a nap.
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Shh... shut up.
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Ten. Nine.
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Eight.
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Seven.
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Six.
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Murray.
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You asleep?
Yes.
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I'm very sorry.
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I didn't mean to doze off
in your office.
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No, that's okay.
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Now, Murray, you've got
lots of everyday problems.
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We gotta isolate them
and discover their source.
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Then we can learn
why you're such a puny
pathetic piece of nothing.
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That's okay, doc.
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I know all about them.
I have a thing about
authority figures.
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I let people boss me around.
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Because I had a domineering
mother. And I sublimated
my aggression towards me.
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Because of an in bred fear...
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[DOOR CLOSES]
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
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God, these people
are so depressing.
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Any messages?
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Oh, you're wife called.
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Forget I asked.
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MURRAY: Also, my father
was suppressed by my mother.
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So while growing up,
I had a very weak
masculine role model.
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Well, actually I suppose
I identified with my
imaginary friends
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because they were all
that I had, to a bad childhood
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and to be moved alive...
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Murray, I don't wanna hear
about your bad childhood.
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MURRAY:
... school,
when I was very young
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I wanna deal with
the bottled aggression.
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The angry Murray,
you keep hidden.
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You wanna see,
the other Murray?
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Sure, I want you to
release him.
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I want you to let him out.
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[RUMBLING NOISE]
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[GROWLING]
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Never mind,
put him back!
Put him back!
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[GROWLS]
Murray, snap out your trance.
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Three, two, one. Now!
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Gee doc, I thought you said
you were gonna hypnotize me.
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LUANN:
Feet!
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Honey, you won't believe
what happened today.
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It was the most incre...
So?
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How's my baby?
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Uh, fine.
I was in office...
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Oh, my baby's chilly.
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Is it nippy outside?
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No! Now Luann,
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you won't believe
what happened.
I was in my office and
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this man, my patient
turned into a eight foot ape.
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Sherwin, I bet
you could use
a hot cooked meal.
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[BLOWS A KISS]
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[GULPS]
I don't know, maybe
I had to be there but,
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one second there was this
nervous little man with
a classic Electra complex,
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the next second
he was mutating.
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How nice.
Now slide over your plate
I'm gonna give you more farfel.
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Is that all, we're having?
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Of course!
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You know, farfel
is a complete
high protein fiber.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'm... but 23 nights in a row?
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Uh... don't you ever miss
the feeling of sinking
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your teeth
into a big juicy steak.
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Oh, come on Sherwy.
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Fatty solids, calories...
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I mean what does
our yoga teacher say?
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Your yoga teacher.
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John Darrow says,
"Clean body inside,
clean body outside."
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My goodness,
I'm only doing it for you?
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I don't know,
how you'll survive without me.
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[LUANN CONTINUES TALKING]
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[LUANN SCREAMS]
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[IN REALITY]
Sherwin. Sherwin.
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Sherwin, are you paying
attention to me?
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I said that Oat brand
doesn't have half
the bulk of farfel.
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So?
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Oh, don't give me that
grumpy face.
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Remember, John Darrow says,
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"Smiling on the inside,
smiling on the outside."
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Now, finish your farfel.
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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Murray?
MURRAY: Hello?
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Murray, Dr. Chester here.
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Yeah sorry to call you so late.
But I've been reviewing
your case and you really sick.
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I want you to forget about
going to work tomorrow
and come in and see me.
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Surprise!
Ah, doctor!
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Hello Debbie.
Doctor,
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where does the flower
come from?
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Oh Sherwin, Sherwin,
call me Sherwin.
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All flowers smell nice.
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But... Paris smells nicer.
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Doctor, Sherwin,
uh, is something wrong?
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Did something happen
between you and your wife?
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No, she's still around.
[DOOR OPENS]
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MURRAY:
Thanks for squeezing me in, doc.
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I knew I was sick.
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Boy, you said it.
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You got here,
just in the nick of time.
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Come on, Murray
let's go. Come on.
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Move it, move it.
Whoa!
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Oh, Miss. Waters,
I don't wanna be disturbed
we're gonna be in session.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Six, five.
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Four...
[SNORES]
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Two, three, whatever.
You're hypnotized.
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Ah, Murray.
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Today, we're concerned
about your anger.
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Huh?
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You're repressed.
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Hatred of the world
and all that it's done to you.
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Let's see it.
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[RUMBLING]
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[SHERWIN LAUGHS]
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That was easy.
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How you doing?
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[ROARS]
Whoa!
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[GROWLS]
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Oh,
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You're... you're angry.
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[SOFT GROWL]
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Why?
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I'm angry at everything.
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I'm angry with the long
lines at the DMV.
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I'm angry at people
who turn without a signal.
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I'm angry at needing
two forms of ID
to cash a cheque.
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MURRAY:
Why?
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Everyone thinks they can
push me around 'cause
I'm a little guy with glasses
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Well, I don't wanna
take it anymore.
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00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,968
Yeah. And I know
just that person
you can take it out on
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Sounds good.
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All right. Now tonight
you're gonna come over
to my place for dinner.
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Now, when you hear this
post hypnotic word,
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you're gonna turn into that
monster and you're gonna
attack whoever said it.
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And then
you're gonna grab that...
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controlling, manipulative
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over bearing loud mouth
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And then you're gonna
take them to a distant place
do whatever you desire.
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Yeah. And the word is...
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What's that crap
that Luann makes me
eat every night?
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The word is, farfel.
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Boy, Dr. Chester,
Mrs. Chester,
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this is such a treat.
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LUANN:
Thank you.
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Try not to talk while
you chew Murray,
you'll digest better.
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[CHEWS LOUDLY]
253
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,851
[LUANN LAUGHS]
254
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,285
[GULPS]
I'm sorry.
255
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,122
Oh, and there's a reason
we use coasters.
256
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,992
This table cloth is made
by one hundred year old incas
[LAUGHS]
257
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,394
I'll be right back
with the main course.
[BLOWS KISSES]
258
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,998
Boy, she's a wild one.
259
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,868
Yeah, kinda makes you
angry, huh?
260
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,302
Huh?
261
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,471
LUANN:
Ta-da!
262
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,307
Hey doc,
what is the main course?
263
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,976
Oh, you'll see.
264
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,811
Honey, what are we having?
265
00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,013
What do you think?
266
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:03,183
I don't know,
what do we normally have?
267
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,086
Not, what we're having tonight.
268
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,190
What's this?
This is steak.
269
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,025
You're not happy?
270
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,427
Hey, this looks great to me.
Can I have the burnt part?
271
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,896
Can't you just shut up?
272
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,830
I'm having
problems here.
273
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,966
I was... I was expecting
a different dinner.
274
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,935
I try so hard to please
my man and then he complains
275
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,404
because I try to do
something nice for him.
276
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,906
Because I didn't serve him...
277
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,208
Farfel.
278
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:33,914
[RUMBLING]
279
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,486
[ROARS]
280
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,455
[LUANN SCREAMS]
281
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,298
[APE LAUGHS]
282
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,141
[LAUGHS]
[CUTLERY RATTLES]
283
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,414
No point in,
letting good food go to waste.
284
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,050
[MOANS SOFTLY]
285
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,624
Hello Debbie.
286
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,261
What you doing this weekend?
287
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,464
Oh, I don't know.
288
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,100
How would you
like to go to Paris?
289
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,436
Croissant in bed.
290
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,904
The Eiffel tower.
291
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,240
City of light.
292
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,441
[SHERWIN LAUGHS LOUDLY]
[DEBBIE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
293
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,245
[SHERWIN WHITLES]
294
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,379
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
295
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,225
Oh, no! No!
296
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,594
I said drag her far away.
297
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,330
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
298
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,372
[LUANN ON THE INTERCOM]
Doctor.
299
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,639
Your patient is here.
300
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,108
Patient?
301
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,242
What patient?
302
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,410
Murray.
[DISCONNECTS INTERCOM]
303
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,020
[APPROACHING FOOTS]
304
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,595
Hey doc, what's shakin'?
305
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,729
[CLOSES THE DOOR]
306
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,364
Murray!
307
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,066
Hey...
308
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,435
I gotta thank you again
for last night.
309
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,970
That was a lovely dinner.
310
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,308
Whoa!
what happened to your office?
311
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,376
Murray, what are you
doin' here?
312
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,413
Well, doc, I'll tell you.
313
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,048
It's about last night.
314
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:53,520
My memory's gone funny.
It's fine, until that radicchio
salad that we had.
315
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,123
But then after that, nothin'.
316
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,724
Really?
Yeah.
317
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,560
And the funny part is,
318
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,996
but ever since then,
I've been having these...
319
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,232
strange flashes.
320
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,635
Weird visions of violence.
321
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,705
Yeah. Well those...
that's good.
322
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,007
See, that's a good sign.
323
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,310
What's happening is your...
324
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:21,614
you've got your sub-conscious
all the time with its desires.
325
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,618
Your unconscious desires are...
well, you're thinking about
them so much,
326
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,721
that they're finally pushing
themselves right into
your consciousness.
327
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,124
Yeah?
Yeah.
328
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:35,028
I had a quick
flash of becoming
a ferocious beast.
329
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,397
Well that's... derayed.
330
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,300
It's the end.
[LAUGHS LOUDLY]
It's the end man.
331
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,468
It's sin city.
332
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,671
It's your rage manifesting
itself as...
333
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,207
carnal desires.
[SPITS AND LAUGHS]
334
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,342
Oh.
335
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,678
I also had a quick flash of...
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
336
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,480
attacking and killing
your wife.
337
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,649
Well, my wife...
see my wife is your mother.
338
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,017
That's see...
339
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,588
[STUTTERS]
that's a good sign.
That means, that you're growing.
340
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:05,392
You are now able
to symbolically
confront your mother
341
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,460
and vanquish her.
[LAUGHS]
342
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,763
You just vanquished...
343
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:18,371
MURRAY:
Oh, oh and I have
one other strange memory.
344
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:22,309
Of chopping up your wife's
body into little pieces
345
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,344
and hiding all the parts.
346
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,479
What do you think of that?
347
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,580
What do I think?
348
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:31,084
I think I told you
to kill her and take her
far away.
349
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,285
[LUANN GASPS IN HIGH PITCH]
350
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,788
Oh, try not to look
so disappointed Sherwy.
351
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:36,823
Voices?
352
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,227
I'm hearin' voices?
353
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,762
Luann! Luann, honey.
354
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:46,833
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Luann, I... I only
wanted you dead because
355
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,701
you were drivin' me crazy.
356
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,404
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
357
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,440
[DOOR OPENS]
Sherwy, I'm hurt.
358
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,545
If I hadn't heard that myself,
I never would've believed it.
359
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,413
You're alive!
360
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,317
What kind of patient are you?
361
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,319
Why didn't you obey
my command?
362
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,887
But I did obey.
363
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,857
I did to her
whatever I wanted.
364
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,825
Unfortunately,
she wanted it too.
365
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,127
What?
366
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,495
[BLOWS KISSES]
367
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,332
Oh, there's my scarf.
368
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,501
I knew I left it here.
[BLOWS KISS]
369
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:29,809
Oh Sherwin, I'm sorry
if we got carried away
and made a mess of your office.
370
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,513
But I've finally found a man
who appreciates me.
371
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,183
Old Murray here,
might look like a puny
little guy but,
372
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:39,219
when he gets riled up,
he is a beast.
373
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,453
[ROARS SEDUCTIVELY]
374
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,322
Yeah, thanks doc.
375
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,458
I think I've overcome
my fear of aggression.
376
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,727
But I wanted you to kill her.
377
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,331
But doc, I didn't want to.
So why would I?
378
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:55,735
I told you, I'm tired
of people pushing me around,
givin' me orders.
379
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,872
That's why I came to you
in the first place.
380
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,875
That's why you've never
been a very good psychiatrist,
Sherwin.
381
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,378
You don't listen
to your patients.
382
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,714
You don't hear their
secret desires.
383
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,482
[BLOWING KISSES]
384
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,351
[SMIRKS]
'Kay!
385
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,254
Well, I got my own...
[BLOWS KISSES]
386
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,556
action.
[LAUGHS]
387
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,790
You...
388
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,859
actions.
389
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,428
I got action, all right.
390
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:25,332
I got... I got
all kinds of action.
391
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,567
Debbie and me
are going to Paris.
392
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,969
And see we got,
airline tickets
and everything.
393
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,205
Doctor, what are you
talking about?
394
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,675
It is okay to kid around
in the office. But I've got
my own boyfriend.
395
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,844
I'm not going
anywhere with you.
396
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,213
See, she...
[SPITS AND SPLUTTERS]
397
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,349
[SHUSHES]
Oh fine.
398
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,651
Who cares?
399
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,953
You take the plane tickets
and get the hell out of here.
400
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,389
Really? What an unexpected gift.
401
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,692
Shut up!
Just consider that reward
for getting cured.
402
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,763
Now get out.
Get out of here.
Out! Out!
403
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,866
All right then, good bye.
[BLOWS A KISS AND LAUGHS]
404
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,669
Who's gonna miss you,
just get out.
[THUD]
405
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,405
[SIGHS ANGRILY]
406
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,375
Oh, Murray!
407
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,910
I hope you choke on
all her farfel.
408
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,813
[RUMBLING]
409
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,917
[DEBBIE SCREAMS]
410
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,420
Very funny.
411
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,889
Turn back into Murray
and get the hell out of here.
412
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,261
I... I'm not scared.
413
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,829
[YELPS]
414
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,831
Just remember when
you're hypnotized,
415
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,534
you can only do what
Murray really wants.
416
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,968
Uh-huh,
417
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,037
and we both want this.
418
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,907
[SCREAMS]
419
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,716
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