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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour,
there must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candy Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, great, it's Monsters,
our favorite show.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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Shh, it's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[CREAKING]
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[RAIN PATTERING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[HORN BLARING]
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MAN: Witch, I'll give you
something to moan about.
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[CRASHING]
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WOMAN: No.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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WOMAN: Let me go.
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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WOMAN: Get away from me,
you pig.
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[CRASHING]
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MAN: Here, you...
[GLASS BREAKING]
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MAN: Get my hands on you.
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MANAGER: Yeah, office.
Yeah, hi, this is Mr. Dennis
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in room 27.
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MANAGER: Uh-huh.
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[EXHALES] Listen,
there's a couple
next door to me,
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they're making a lot of noise
and these wall are very thin.
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MANAGER: Well, mister,
it's a free country.
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They can do what they want.
I don't care, you know.
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Yeah, I know
it's a free country.
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MANAGER: What do you
expect me to do about it?
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I'd like to change my room.
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MANAGER:
We have no more space.
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[MAN NEXT DOOR]
Someone should
have buried you...
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Wait, hold on, don't...
don't give me that.
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This whole place is vacant
except for these two rooms.
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I don't see why
you have to jam us up together.
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MANAGER:
Yeah, well, uh, Mister,
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if you've disturbed the bed
then you will have to
pay a linen fee.
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A linen fee? For what?
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Like, you know,
we ought to bring
the cleaning lady in,
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and stuff, and she'll
have to change the bed.
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Wait... I mean,
I'm sitting on the bed
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but I haven't actually
slept in it.
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Well, Mister,
it's quite late...
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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I... I used a glass.
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Look, Mister, you're gonna
have to pay for the room
anyway.
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Oh, come on, wait,
this is ridiculous!
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If this is your idea
of customer service,
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I tell you, I'm never gonna
stay here again.
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Mister,
do you wanna check out?
You know you can.
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No, I don't want to check out.
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Come on, it's raining outside.
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Salesman of the year.
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What cheek.
It makes me sick.
I can't stand it.
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Well, same to you.
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[SLAMS RECEIVER] Jerk!
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[WOMAN NEXT DOOR]
Get out of here!
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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"Do you have any idea
what time it is?"
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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[WOMAN NEXT DOOR]
Oh, God, you stink!
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Do you?
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[WOMAN NEXT DOOR]
Do you hear me?
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No, I didn't think so.
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WOMAN: Never...
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It's very late
to set something up for me.
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MAN: What the hell?
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Maybe you don't,
but I do, okay.
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So, I just appreciate it
if you could just be a little...
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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MAN: Hey, you,
leave that alone!
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Hey, can you keep it down
in there?
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Some people are trying to sleep.
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WOMAN: Get out of here!
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If you don't shut up
I'm gonna call the police!
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[SIGHS]
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WOMAN: Go.
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[WHISPERING] Why?
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[WOMAN MOANING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMING]
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[WOMAN SOBBING]
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Eighteen gallons of gas
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at $1.5 a gallon,
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totally
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19.90...
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[WOMAN SOBBING]
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[SIGHS]
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[EXHALES]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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[MAN BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Who is this?
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MAN: Is this the guy
sticking his snout
where it don't belong?
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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What do you want?
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Man: You take my advice.
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Get in your car,
get as far away
from here as you can
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right now while you got time.
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I don't need your advice.
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MAN: What do you need?
Encouragement?
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Like if I came over there
and tore your guts out, huh?
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You like that?
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That does it.
I'm calling the police.
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[MAN LAUGHING]
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MAN: They got old-fashioned
type phones here,
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you can't get an outside line.
On this I hang up.
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MAN: You don't believe me?
Try it.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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MAN: See?
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What I tell you?
[LAUGHING]
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[WOMAN] Don't you
ever come back.
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[CAR ENGINE CRANKING]
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[WOMAN MOANING]
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WOMAN: You splashed me
on purpose, you swine.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[SIGHS]
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Geez.
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[LOCKS CASE]
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[EXHALES]
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One quart of oil,
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ten W30 at $3.70,
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and one night,
extremely overpriced,
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crummy motel,
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never stay here again,
rotten service,
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low class clientele,
the pits, $29.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Who is it?
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WOMAN: Please, help me.
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I'm afraid.
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My husband and I
just had a terrible fight.
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And I'm afraid he'll come back.
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And what do you want me to do?
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WOMAN: He ripped out our phone.
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Oh, please,
just let me come inside
and call the police.
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WOMAN: Please,
he may come back.
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Why me, lady?
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WOMAN: You're the only other
guest here, and
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the manager hates women.
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Hates everybody.
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All right.
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[UNLOCKS DOOR] Come on in.
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[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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Did... Did he hurt you?
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No. I'm fine.
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I'm just cold.
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Oh, uh, I'll get you a towel,
you can dry off.
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[EXHALES]
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[DOOR LOCKING]
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I'm sorry to disturb you.
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I mean,
with your work and all.
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Oh, I've got nothing
till tomorrow.
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But you were trying to work?
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No, it's, it's...
It's nothing important, really.
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I was just doing expenses.
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I'm a salesman.
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Flatware.
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I'm Sue Weatherby.
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I, uh...
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My husband and I
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have a farm
over by the county line.
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[HORN BLARING]
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Uh, John Dennis.
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Pleased to meet you,
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John.
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Oh, this towel's kinda skimpy.
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You mind?
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Must've sounded awful to you
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carrying on like that.
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I tried to tell him
to keep quiet,
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but my husband is a pig.
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I mean,
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he has no manners.
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Are you married?
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[HESITANTLY] I'm divorced.
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Ah.
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Then you know what it is
to wake up one day
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and find your dream lover
turned into a...
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Oh.
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I don't know.
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It was something out of
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a nightmare, I guess.
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Well, it doesn't always
have to be that way,
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sometimes you just drift apart.
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Hmm.
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You know...
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No, I have had
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three husbands,
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and it's always the same.
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You get married
to Prince Charming,
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the next day
he's Porky Oink-Oink.
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I, uh...
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Maybe if I rest a minute
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before I call.
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[CLANGING]
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I don't want to sound like
an hysterical woman.
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The police don't pay any mind
to you if you seem upset.
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Oh, I know what you mean.
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I was gonna call the police
myself before,
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but then I thought, "What
would I sound like to them?"
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I mean, they always
make you feel
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like you're bothering them
or something, you know.
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Exactly. Like they got
real important stuff to do.
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Well, you can stay
as long as you like.
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You're a real gentleman, John.
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You wouldn't have
anything to drink
around here, would you?
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Actually I do.
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I mean, I don't usually
drink myself, but...
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Well, you know, I, I...
I keep some around
for the customers.
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Is, uh,
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whiskey all right?
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Oh.
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I mean, whatever.
I don't normally drink either,
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but, under the circumstances...
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What the hell, right?
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I'll have some
with a splash of water, no ice.
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I think there's some glasses
in the bathroom.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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You know,
I didn't know what to do
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when I heard you
fighting in there.
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I hope I didn't
make things worse
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when I was banging on the wall.
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Oh, no.
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No. You probably saved my life.
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You startled him,
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so, I was able to
get out of his grip.
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Do you mind
if I lay this on the heater
so if it can get dry?
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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I said, do you mind
if I lay this on the heater
so it can get dry?
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He took off with our suitcase.
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I'm afraid this is
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all I've got left to wear.
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Oh, oh yeah, sure.
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Go ahead,
that's a good idea.
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[HISSING]
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[MOANING]
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Ah.
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That is just what I needed.
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Did you change your mind
about calling the police?
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Well...
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I'm not really so mad anymore.
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I don't want to get Ted
in trouble.
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He'll probably calm down
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after he's had
something to eat.
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There's no restaurants
around here for miles.
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Oh, that doesn't matter.
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He'll eat any kind of swill.
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He's a walking garbage can.
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[CLANKING]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
260
00:11:59,730 --> 00:12:01,670
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
261
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,040
TED: Where you at, witch?
262
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,440
That's him.
263
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,570
TED: I'm gonna
teach you a lesson.
264
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,540
You can't hide.
265
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:12,250
I used to have some
kind of power over him.
266
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,520
I could calm him down
if I talked in a certain voice.
267
00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:16,650
Hey...
268
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,150
I can't protect you
if you don't do what I say.
269
00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:21,620
TED: I know your smell.
270
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,560
He's gonna smell me out.
271
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,390
Don't be silly.
Shh.
272
00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:28,660
TED: You're in there
273
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:31,200
with him.
274
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,130
Go away!
275
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,430
TED: Shove her out the door.
276
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,040
I said go away!
277
00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:37,500
TED: Get rid of her.
278
00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,340
Chuck her out!
Chuck her out!
279
00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:40,770
You're in danger now.
280
00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:42,410
[KNOCKING]
281
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,510
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
I better go to him.
282
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,780
Wait.
283
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,720
I'll be good.
284
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,380
Just don't hurt him.
285
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,350
[SCREAMING]
286
00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,660
Oh, God!
287
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:04,730
[GLASS SHATTERS]
288
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,030
[SCREAMING]
289
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,510
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
290
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:36,130
How could you marry
a guy that ugly?
291
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,260
I told you,
he wasn't always like that.
292
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,690
He sort of became ugly.
293
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,220
Why didn't you just leave?
294
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:51,260
You know what 200 acres
of prime land
is worth around here?
295
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,530
A couple of million.
296
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:57,670
If he should die,
297
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:01,170
I'm a rich widow.
298
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:04,680
I can sell out and start over
some place else.
299
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,080
Maybe, Australia.
300
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,180
You have this all figured out?
301
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:14,220
Everything except one bit.
302
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,790
I need a partner.
303
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,820
Somebody to help me.
304
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,160
Somebody smart, like you.
305
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,430
Yeah, I am smart.
306
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:28,200
There's probably angles to this
you've never even though of.
307
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:31,640
The moment I laid eyes
on you I knew
308
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,670
this is the answer
to my prayers.
309
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,710
My white knight.
310
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:41,310
My prince charming.
311
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,750
I wouldn't mind starting over
with a couple of million
312
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,450
and you.
313
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:48,890
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
314
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,250
[GRUNTS]
315
00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,160
[SNORING]
316
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:00,600
Can you move over?
317
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,870
You're hogging the whole bed.
318
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:12,280
Hey, are you sure
he made out a will?
319
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,410
I've seen it.
I get everything.
320
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,180
Then all we gotta do
is make it look like
an accident.
321
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,750
Lots of things could happen
on a farm.
322
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:23,590
Once a guy fell
into a disc harrow.
323
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,790
sliced and diced.
324
00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,560
Mm.
325
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,490
I like the way you think.
326
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,430
We should also
put the land in my name
327
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:33,800
after we're married.
328
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:36,430
This way the buyers
don't try and take advantage
of a woman.
329
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,800
Speaking of women,
what about your wife?
330
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,710
[CHUCKLES] I'm divorced.
331
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,980
Mm-hmm.
332
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,840
Then what's this for?
333
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,850
[SIGHS]
334
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,720
Well, I'm... I'm planning
on being divorced.
335
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,290
Don't hold out on me, partner.
336
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,320
All right,
I wasn't planning on it.
337
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,220
Well, not until tonight.
338
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,760
Then I met you, and...
339
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,390
Betty seemed like nothing.
340
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,230
I've never met a woman
like you before.
341
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,370
Guys do find me kinda special.
342
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:13,300
I've got a certain maturity,
343
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,440
and experience.
344
00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,340
We've got a lot to learn
about each other.
345
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,440
It's gonna be fun.
346
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,580
Hey...
347
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,880
Could you hand me
my nightgown, lover?
348
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,820
I want you to see this.
349
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,260
See what?
350
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,190
My sample case.
351
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:39,730
I'm going to quit
my sales job,
so you can have it all.
352
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,670
Look, you got your
Queen Elizabeth II pattern here.
353
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,740
Princess Di, and for those
hardy appetites...
354
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,270
The Fergie.
[LAUGHS]
355
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,670
And you got all
your accessories,
356
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,710
uh, shrimp forks,
gravy ladles.
357
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,380
Oh, that's lovely, John,
358
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,580
but I really don't think
we'll be needing it.
359
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:57,820
Oh, but look at this.
360
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,280
Isn't that a beauty?
361
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,350
I'm not really too crazy
about silver.
362
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,590
Oh.
363
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,460
[KNIFE CLANKS]
All right.
364
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:10,390
[CLANKING]
365
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,930
Do you still love me?
366
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,410
[EXHALES]
367
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,980
I love everything about you.
368
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,380
[SNIFFING]
369
00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:30,850
I love the way you smell,
370
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,380
the way you taste.
371
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,420
You make me feel...
372
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,820
...hungry.
373
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,990
I mean, the more I have of you
the hungrier I get,
374
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:43,960
the more I want.
375
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,900
Yes.
376
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:50,000
I do seem to have
that effect on people.
377
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,640
[LOUD BANG]
378
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,940
[TED SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]
379
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,780
[GRUNTING]
380
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,490
I'n gonna kill you.
381
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,950
Witch!
382
00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,620
[SCREAMING]
383
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,420
[SQUISHING]
384
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,790
[TED SCREAMING]
385
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,930
[GROANING]
386
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,900
[SCREAMING]
387
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,040
[SCREAMING AND MOANING]
388
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,870
[CHANTING]
389
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:34,880
[THUDS]
390
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,480
[GRUNTS]
391
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,920
He's dead.
392
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,960
JOHN: Oh, my God!
What have I done?
393
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:48,060
It was self defense.
394
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:50,460
No jury in the world
would convict you.
395
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,130
It was murder.
396
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,600
Oh, come on, John.
397
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,800
Don't wimp out on me now.
398
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,440
Put the body in the truck,
399
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:02,910
and we can go back
to the farm.
400
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:06,610
But what if the police
see the body and the blood?
401
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,950
Forget the police.
402
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,150
Look...
403
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,150
No crime to have
a dead pig in your truck.
404
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,720
People eat 'em.
405
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,690
Turn 'em into bacon and stuff.
406
00:19:19,790 --> 00:19:21,690
He wasn't calling you "bitch,"
407
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:23,930
it was "witch."
408
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,000
[CHANTING]
409
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,540
[GRUNTING]
410
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:40,210
Take it easy, big fellow.
411
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,080
Easy.
412
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:45,450
You were just
over-excited, that's all.
413
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,050
Easy going, calm down.
414
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,950
[JOHN GRUNTING]
415
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,560
Drag the body
out to the truck.
416
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:56,690
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
417
00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:01,130
[HUMMING]
418
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,670
[GASPING]
419
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,040
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
420
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,120
You bad boy.
421
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,860
What have you been up to?
422
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:30,790
Well, there was this...
423
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,660
big mud puddle
out there, and I...
424
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,800
I got this sudden urge
to splash around in it.
425
00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:37,770
[CHUCKLING AND SNORTING]
426
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,580
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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