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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[FATHER SIGHS]
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[EXCLAIMING IN ANNOYANCE]
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[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
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Honey, it's family hour,
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there must be something on.
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DAUGHTER:
Oh, wow, Candied Critters!
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[FATHER EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, Great. It's Monsters,
our favorite show!
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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Shh. It's starting.
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[MONSTROUS LAUGH]
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[FATHER CHUCKLES]
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[LAUGHING]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[COUGHING]
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And now,
for the final ingredients.
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Ah!
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A pinch of sulfur.
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Ah...
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Slime from a standing pool.
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The eye of a murdered corpse.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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I do hope
this wasn't a suicide.
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June, I tell you,
this fantastic new
premium policy
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is gonna increase my sales
by 30%
in the next quarter alone.
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I tell you,
those boys in Chicago,
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they really know
how to craft a quality plan.
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Arthur, couldn't we
talk about something else
for a change?
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"Something else"?
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Why would you wanna
talk about something else?
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Is there something wrong
with insurance?
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No...
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so long as I'm willing
to discuss it morning,
noon, and night,
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our meals,
in the car, in bed.
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You even pitched me
a term life policy
at my mother's funeral.
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Arthur, this is taking
all the romance
out of our marriage.
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Haven't you noticed?
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I know. I know, June,
but you don't understand.
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This new
cost replacement plan
could catapult me
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into the annals
of insurance
brokerage history.
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Just look
at these figures.
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[GRUNTING]
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And what else?
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"Graveyard mold."
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Hmm.
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"The severed claw
of a diseased squellam."
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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What the hell is a squellam?
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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I presume
a diseased bat's claw
will work.
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If I will it to work...
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Then it will work!
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Arthur, please don't
work all night again.
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But, dear, if I could just
get a head start on this one,
we could be set for life.
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I'll tell you what, darling.
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Isn't there something
I can do for you?
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Oh, boy,
there sure is.
Be honest with me.
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What would you think
if I cross collateralized
my fire and theft accounts?
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I love you, Arthur,
but you are obsessed.
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Couldn't you just
get a hobby like other men?
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But work is my hobby.
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Good night, Arthur.
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But, June,
you don't understand!
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It would help me so much
if I could just
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discuss my work
with my own wife.
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Or with anybody.
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Now, what remains?
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Ah, yes.
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[GRUNTING]
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The light...
from the moon.
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[CHANTING GIBBERISH]
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[LAUGHING]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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Holy mackerel!
What is this?
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Holy mackerel!
What is this?
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I must say,
I'm rather disappointed.
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All our legends say that
demons are fearful red things
with six horns,
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a dog-like snout,
and long, razor-sharp claws.
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There must be
some mistake.
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I'm not what
you're looking for.
I'm an insurance agent.
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I don't care really
what species of demon
you are.
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[STAMMERING] But I'm...
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[SHOUTING]
It won't work!
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I know a demon
is supposed to lie.
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So let us stop wasting time.
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I demand that
you bring me drast.
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Drast?
But I don't think
that you understand.
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My name's Arthur.
Silence!
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Ugh!
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I am up to all your
demoniacal tricks,
demon Arthur.
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But I know and you know
that when a demon is conjured,
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he must grant one wish.
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[LAUGHS]
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I conjured you
and I want drast.
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Ten thousand pounds
of it.
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Okay, let's say,
just hypothetically,
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I refuse?
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In that case, demon Arthur,
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I shall be forced
to conjure you again...
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inside the cage of pain.
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Do we understand
each other, demon?
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I said,
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do we understand
each other, demon?
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Yeah, yeah.
I get you this drast,
or else the cage.
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But I'm telling you,
you've got this all wrong.
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Odd.
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From the moment you appeared,
I've had the feeling
that something is wrong,
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but I can't quite
put my finger on what it is.
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You're unlike
any species of demon
I studied in sorcery school.
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I wonder
if I inadvertently blundered
during a critical part of the...
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Oh!
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The bat's claw!
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Where is it?
Demons.
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Demon- do's and don'ts,
demon party games,
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demon love-making tips...
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Ah, here it is!
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"Common mistakes
while invoking demons."
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"Ingredients."
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"Substitution of
organic ingredients
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"may resort in
the manifestation of
dimensional counterparts."
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Dimensional counterparts?
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Demon, your name.
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What is your name?
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[STAMMERING]
My name is Arthur.
Arthur Gammet.
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Arthur Gammet?
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My name is Arturus of Gamit.
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And you are the
demonic counter-part
of myself.
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How do you know you're not
a demonic counter-part of me?
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I mean, I...
I... I'm the normal one.
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[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]
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Don't try to trick me,
demon Arthur.
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You call yourself normal with
that grotesque tiny head and
repulsively smooth epidermis?
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Are you going to do
what I command, demon,
or do you want the cage?
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[STAMMERING]
I'll get you your drast,
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but first I'll have to go back
to the Underworld to get it.
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Yeah, the Underworld.
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You know that eternal
infernal hell place?
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My boss, Satan,
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he's a pretty frugal guy,
really stingy with the drast.
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All right, demon Arthur,
I shall help you.
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Now be gone
and get me that drast.
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Oh, my God.
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Was that...
Is this?
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[SIGHS] Oh!
Don't be ridiculous.
Of course it wasn't real.
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It's just an idiotic dream.
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Oh, my God.
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It happened!
It happened!
It happened!
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It happened!
It happened!
It happened!
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It happened!
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Arthur, I asked you
not to stay up all night
working again.
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I hate to see you like this.
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What is that
all over your new shirt?
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Uh, I sneezed.
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Next time, use a tissue.
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I'm late for my train.
I've got to run.
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I'll be back.
I have a yoga class later.
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Arthur,
please do something
interesting with your time.
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Oh, my God.
I don't believe this.
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Drast, drast!
What the hell is drast?
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Drapery, drastic, drought...
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Of course
there's no drast, you idiot.
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It's an alien word!
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Assuming I'm not
losing my mind,
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I got to stall
until I find out what
that version of myself wants.
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But he can get me at any time.
I got to try to
figure out what to do.
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I know...
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I'm just going to sit,
quietly without interruption
and think.
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All right, demon Arthur.
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Where's the drast?
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Arturus, I'm afraid
I'll need a little more
information about this drast.
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Why do you need information
about the old sup-de-loop?
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Just a formality.
Can you describe it to me?
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Of course!
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It's soft, heavy and yellow.
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Sometimes with a reddish hue.
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Gold.
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Arturus,
I will get you your drast,
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but first,
I need the exact formula
you used to get me here.
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I'll have to check this out
with the main office in Chicago.
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Enough of
this trickery, demon!
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You have ten seconds left
to get me my drast!
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Do you hear?
Ten seconds.
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Arturus, I need to
make a report, just like
in any other business.
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I'll need that formula
you used for starters.
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You make demands on me!
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Why, you have
five seconds left, demon.
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Sorry.
No formula, no drast.
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Besides,
if you do put me
in that cage,
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you'll never see any of
that good old sup-de-loop.
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[HISSING]
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[COMICALLY GROANING]
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Blah!
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Very well, demon.
Take this.
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Thanks.
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So, begone!
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00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,540
Yeah, Wiccan Church
supplies.
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00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:46,440
Yes, you carry
sprigs and mistletoe?
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You do? Yeah.
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00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,680
How about graveyard mold?
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You do? Well, do you
deliver right away?
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Really? Great!
Listen, here's what I need.
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I need some sulfur,
I need some slime
from a standing pool...
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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You Arthur Gammet?
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00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:14,130
Yeah, you the man on the phone
I spoke to from the city morgue?
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[SHUSHING]
Keep it down, will you?
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You got the money?
Yes.
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Five hundred, cash.
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Are you sure this is
from a murdered man?
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Yeah, yeah,
what do I look like?
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Some kind of criminal?
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All right...
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You know...
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I'm not really
a weirdo or anything,
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I just...
Hey!
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Do I appear to be bothered
by this transaction?
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No. I'm just a simple
business man.
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Well, thanks.
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00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:53,140
You know,
if you're in the market,
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I got a veritable cornucopia
of items for purchase.
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Severed hand?
Or how about a smushed dog?
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00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:05,150
Well, I might need them.
You know,
I've never done this before.
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Sure, sure, pal.
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Okay. You have
a good night. Ciao.
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ARTHUR: Pinch of sulfur.
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Slime from a standing pool.
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The eye of
a murdered corpse.
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Graveyard mold.
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Severed claw
of a diseased squellam.
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Squellam?
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Squellam is killing me.
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This chicken leg works.
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There. That should do it.
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One last thing...
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Now, if luck is with me,
I can get him
before he gets me.
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[CHANTING GIBBERISH]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Arturus, I did it, I did it.
I've got you now.
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00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:29,740
No!
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I summoned a real demon.
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[CLINKS]
Ouch!
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00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:39,680
[CLINKS]
Ouch!
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Hey, what is this?
A pentagram or something?
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I want my one wish.
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You want your one wish?
Hmm...
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00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,560
Look, I don't know
who you are
or how you got me here,
251
00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:56,460
but it is clever.
It's undeniably clever.
252
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,860
Let's not chatter.
I don't have a lot of time.
253
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,770
I want
10,000 pounds of gold.
254
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,340
also known as drast,
or the old sup-de-loop.
255
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:06,000
Uh, sir,
I think you should understand
that I am not a rich man.
256
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,540
My name is Artura Gumet.
257
00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:11,310
I'm just a small businessman,
whom you've mistaken...
Wait a minute!
258
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:15,380
Artura Gumet?
You're another counter-part?
259
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,520
It's all because of
that crummy squellam's claw.
260
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:18,920
I beg your pardon?
261
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,190
Never mind.
262
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:24,020
Look you,
I don't care how you get it,
but I need that gold.
263
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,990
Well, look,
perhaps if you give me
a reasonable amount of time...
264
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:30,800
I'm sorry, I don't have
a reasonable amount of time!
265
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:32,360
Or maybe one hour
isn't enough,
266
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,870
make it two hours.
But, that's it.
267
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,900
Now you bring me that gold,
or else...
268
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:39,910
you're going
into this cage.
269
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:45,910
Interesting...
We have stories about people
disappearing into thin air.
270
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,610
So this is what happens.
Silence!
271
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,620
Now get me that drast, demon!
272
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,750
Now begone.
273
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:54,820
[COMICALLY SCREAMING]
274
00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:00,360
[SIGHS]
275
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,630
I've to make this bigger
to fit in all of that gold.
276
00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,940
Hi, honey.
I'm late for my yoga class,
277
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,970
and I forgot my gym bag.
278
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:18,880
Arthur, you really shouldn't
read in the dark.
It's bad for your...
279
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:21,750
eyes.
280
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:24,980
Well, well, well...
I guess you're surprised.
281
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:29,790
Well, I wanted you to
be surprised because you see,
this is all my new... hobby.
282
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,060
Hobby?
283
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,860
Arthur,
we have to talk seriously.
284
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:40,570
I'm late for my class now,
but when I get home,
let's go to dinner.
285
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,900
Sure, that's a great idea.
Nice romantic evening,
you and me.
286
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,100
In fact,
I'll make a reservation
287
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,510
at that little Indian
place you love.
288
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,880
Oh, Arthur!
289
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,910
That's wonderful!
290
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:55,450
This new hobby
has made a man of you.
291
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,820
Bye bye, baby.
292
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,430
Oh, boy.
I better get working.
293
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,610
Time to summon the demon.
294
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:31,680
[CHANTING GIBBERISH]
295
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,630
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
296
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,100
You did it!
297
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,500
That's tremendous!
298
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,000
Uh, yeah.
Well, not exactly.
299
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,510
You see, it didn't exactly
turn out the way I planned.
300
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:58,040
But don't worry about it, pal.
I can explain everything.
301
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,820
Get me out of here!
302
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,490
Get me out of here!
303
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:08,520
Get me out of here!
304
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:10,120
I found the formula
in a library!
305
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,190
You could have knocked me over
with a feather when it worked.
306
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,060
I'm actually a very
hard-headed business man.
307
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:16,160
I don't believe in
none of this
supernatural stuff.
308
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:19,130
But I started conjuring
and conjuring and conjuring,
309
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,670
and I came up
with this demon.
310
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,130
But he wouldn't cooperate.
So, I caged him.
311
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,870
Good work...
312
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,410
Well, that's
my point you see.
313
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,610
I didn't want you to cage me,
because I got a wife
and three kids.
314
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,040
You know how it is.
My insurance business
has been in a slump.
315
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,710
Insurance business?
316
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,210
Insurance?
317
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,550
Sure. So I couldn't raise
ten thousand pounds of drast
with an army.
318
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,820
But I promise you this,
as soon as I persuade
this demon here...
319
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:44,620
Never mind about the drast.
Take the demon with you.
Keep him in storage.
320
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,530
Get me out of here!
321
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,860
Inside the cage, of course.
322
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,700
I'll do that.
And look, pal,
about the drast...
323
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,230
Uh, forget it.
I changed my mind.
324
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,500
Hey, us insurance men,
we got to stick together.
325
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,740
I'm a sales rep, myself.
326
00:19:57,770 --> 00:20:00,910
You? So am I!
What a coincidence.
What's your specialty?
327
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,780
Life, with fire
and theft on the side.
328
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,740
Oh, general accidents
is more my line.
329
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,710
My parent firm handles life,
but they need to restructure
their premium policy.
330
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,180
You know,
get it more up to date.
331
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,820
Really?
332
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:14,220
Well, my firm just introduced
one of the most exciting
cost replacement plans.
333
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,050
It hit the industry
in 20 years.
334
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,760
Really?
Boy, I'd love to
hear about it!
335
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,120
You would?
Sure!
336
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,130
My wife won't even let me
discuss insurance any more.
337
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,730
So tell me,
what's your
payment structure?
338
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,100
Well, it's divided into
three key sub-sections.
339
00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:34,810
Wow!
340
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,610
Look at that
quarterly depreciation!
341
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,010
And how about the retirement,
pension...
Yes, it's fascinating!
342
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:42,850
[CHATTERING]
343
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,590
[SCREAMING]
344
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,160
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