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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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Look, I don't know
what's going on
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- in your personal life...
- She broke up with me.
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I know what I need to do now.
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You try and call her,
I will kill you.
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No. I'm gonna buckle down
and focus on my music.
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Oh, you're gonna start a band?
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I'm gonna write some songs
and send them to Dr. Demento.
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And he is...
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a psychiatrist?
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He's a DJ.
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He plays all kinds of cool,
underground stuff on his show.
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I finished my song.
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Play it.
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It's called "Do the Axolotl."
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I'm already confused.
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- Did you find it?
- No, it ain't anywhere.
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Did you try giving her
a different stuffed animal?
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She's been crying
for over an hour
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and I never thought of that.
Thank God you're here.
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Maybe she's crying
'cause her mother's so mean.
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Don't take it out on him.
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Yeah, he didn't lose Wawa.
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So you're saying that I did?
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No, I'm sure a stuffed monkey
just got up and walked away.
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- Is that helpful?
- Feels bad, don't it?
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Y'all, let's not
turn on each other.
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Found it in the car.
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Does that look like
a monkey to you?
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Well, it's brown, it's fuzzy,
she ain't gonna know the difference.
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She'll know.
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She's fooled by "got your nose."
She ain't the brightest.
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She's three.
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Exactly.
She'll cry it out tonight
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and in the morning she'll have
forgotten all about it.
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- Found a ring.
- Oh, that's mine.
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You said you were
getting that cleaned.
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And now that I found it, I will.
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Finally fell asleep.
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Ugh. Thank God.
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She really loves
that little monkey.
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I know. It's kind of sweet.
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I hate that stupid monkey.
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Uh, excuse me,
where are your Beanie Babies?
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Sold out.
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Shoot. Let's try Walmart.
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Good luck.
They're sold out everywhere.
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Really?
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People are going crazy for 'em.
We had a fight in here the other day.
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What?
Kids are fighting over them?
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No, moms. It was hot.
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Okay, well, do you know when you're gonna get
more in? 'Cause we really need the monkey.
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Okay.
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This is not a laughing matter.
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Our daughter won't sleep
without hers.
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Yeah, we need that monkey.
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Did you say you have the monkey?
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No, they're sold out.
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If you get one in,
can you set it aside for me?
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- Maybe.
- Whoa, whoa, hey.
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We were here first.
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- I'll give you 60 bucks.
- Hey, lady,
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back off. Okay?
If there's a monkey, it's ours.
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Here we go.
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♪ Delicious, nutritious ♪
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♪ Soft cheese. ♪
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All right, Dementites and Dementoids,
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this next one's becoming
a real earworm around here.
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Here's Connor McAllister
with "Do the Axolotl."
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- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Do the axolotl ♪
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♪ Coughing up blood
on the side of the road.♪
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He played my song.
He played my song on the radio.
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Who? Captain Demented?
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I think it's Dr. Demented.
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It's Dr. Demento,
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- and he played it more than once.
- That's amazing.
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He said it was his favorite song
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about an amphibian
from the whole year.
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Do you know what this means?
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That you're finally
gonna make some money?
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Not a dime.
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Then I don't know what it means.
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This is just the first step.
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You know, Weird Al
got his start on Dr. Demento.
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You see?
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You know who Weird Al is?
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I'm assuming
one of Connor's friends.
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He's the biggest star
in novelty music.
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Maybe you can be Weird Connor.
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Maybe?
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Here's me and Dale
in front of the St. Louis Arch.
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And here we are
at Mount Rushmore.
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Looks like you had a nice trip.
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Yeah. But I'll tell you,
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making love in an RV
is a young woman's game.
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Mom.
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Oh, come... I said
"making love," you prude.
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Oh, hey, Connie.
How was your trip?
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- Just wonderful.
- Oh, good.
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So she gets "wonderful," and
I get "making love in an RV"?
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Sorry. We had a lot of sex.
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So tell me,
how's my great grandbaby?
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Well, that's actually
why I'm here.
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- Mary, I need your help.
- What's going on?
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You know that stuffed monkey
that she loves?
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Well, she lost it,
and now none of us can sleep.
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- Wawa's lost? Did you look...
- Yes, I looked.
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- Did you try buying...
- Yes, I tried.
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Sorry, haven't slept in a couple
days. I'm a little cranky.
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- A little?
- Yes, a little.
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What can I do?
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Well, you sew. Do you think
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you could make one that looks like that?
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Doesn't look too hard.
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I'll just need to hit
the fabric store.
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Way ahead of you.
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Okay. I guess
I'll get right on it.
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Thank you.
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- Where you going?
- Take a nap. Keep it down.
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Jim!
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How does she even know that I...
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Come listen to this.
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What?
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Hey, Connor, it's Chloe.
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I heard your song on the radio,
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and I just wanted to say
congratulations.
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If you ever want to catch up
sometime, give me a call.
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I don't believe her.
What are we gonna do?
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What can we do?
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- We can erase it.
- No, we can't do that.
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She only wants to get back with
him now that he's successful.
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Is successful the right word?
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I don't want him
to get hurt again.
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He's a grown-up. Okay?
He can make his own decisions.
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Maybe he won't call her.
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She's a woman who had sex with
him. He's gonna call her.
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- Call who?
- No one.
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Chloe call...
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- Oh.
- She left a message.
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Which you could erase.
Or I could erase.
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- I'll erase it.
- Wait.
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I want to hear it.
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Okay.
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Can I have some privacy?
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I understand.
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But no.
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We'll be in the bedroom.
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She just wants you back 'cause
you've got a song on the radio.
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- That ain't what she said.
- It's what she meant. A mother knows.
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Well...
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Mary did a great job.
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I know. CeeCee couldn't even tell
the difference, and she's pretty smart.
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CeeCee, don't eat the sand.
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Don't eat...
She's eating the sand.
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Where'd you find a Beanie Baby?
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Oh, uh-uh, it's my
great-granddaughter's.
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I'll give you 40 bucks for it.
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What? For this thing?
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Fifty.
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Oh, I... I-I couldn't.
She loves it.
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So does my son,
and the dog ate his.
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- Oh.
- Sixty?
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I couldn't possibly sell it.
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For less than a hundred.
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Deal.
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Easy money.
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Hey. Where's Wawa?
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I sold it to that broad
over there.
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Are you crazy?
CeeCee's gonna lose her mind.
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Just calm down. We'll get Mary
to make her another one.
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Connie.
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She gave me
a hundred bucks for it.
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Seriously? It's not even
a real Beanie Baby.
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She don't know that.
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Why do you need 20 of 'em?
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Well, we were at the park
with CeeCee,
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and this woman saw the one
you'd made for her
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and, as it turns out,
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she runs a charity
for sick kids.
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Really sick, really sad.
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And she said, you know,
the kids go nuts for 'em,
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but of course, the real ones
are so hard to find.
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Oh. Well, of course
I can make more.
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You said 20?
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Twenty... Uh, 50...
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Fifty?
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Lot of sick kids out there.
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Really sick, really sad.
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Thank God my mom can sew
or CeeCee'd still be crying.
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I get it. One time, my dog
lost his favorite squeaky toy.
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It was rough.
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Every time I tell you about my daughter,
you tell me about your dog.
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You should be honored.
I love that dog.
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One's a person, one's an animal.
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- CeeCee eat stuff she shouldn't?
- Yeah.
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- You clean up after her?
- Yeah.
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- She happy to see you when you get home?
- Course.
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There's literally no difference.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Oh, what brings you by?
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I need some advice about a girl.
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Hit me.
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Don't talk to the married guy
about girls.
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Talk to someone
who's still in the game.
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Or someone who won the game.
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You got her pregnant.
You won on an error.
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Anyway, Chloe called.
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Wow.
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- Is this the ex?
- Yes.
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She heard my song on the radio
and wants to catch up.
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Nice.
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Not nice. She broke his heart
and now she's poking around
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'cause he's got
something going on.
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Yeah, that's why
you write songs-- to get girls.
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She's just gonna use him.
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Exactly. Go get it, son.
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You weren't there last time.
He was a wreck.
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- I was.
- And he's just getting over her.
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- I am. - So, he definitely
does not want to see her again.
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- I might.
- Dude.
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Yeah, I got to say, you raised
a really good counterfeiter.
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Just think how much fun she'd been
if Jesus hadn't gotten his hooks in her.
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Oh, Mandy.
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Boy, it's a good thing
I got on pants.
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The mailman got quite a show
the other day.
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Hey, what's all this stuff?
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Oh, uh, it's for charity.
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Sick kids.
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That don't sound right.
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What do you mean?
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Come on.
What's the angle?
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No angle.
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I'm just trying to give back.
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That's a load of BS.
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Aw, he really gets you.
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Fine.
They're counterfeits.
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We're selling 'em for a bundle
to desperate mothers.
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You see, that's why we got our
lawyer's number on the fridge.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
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I actually got here early,
but then thought too early
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might seem weird, so I took
a walk around the block,
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then ran into a guy
I went to high school with.
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He was always really mean to me,
but he acted like we were old friends,
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which was confusing, but I played along.
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Anyway, here I am.
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It's nice to see you.
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You too.
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I wasn't sure
you'd call me back.
250
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,501
I wasn't sure either.
251
00:11:17,668 --> 00:11:19,940
Kind of figured your family
might hate me.
252
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,103
They do.
Big-time.
253
00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:24,598
Do you?
254
00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:26,657
I did.
255
00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:29,689
I probably should, but I don't.
256
00:11:30,351 --> 00:11:31,591
Oh.
257
00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:35,076
Kind of awkward, isn't it?
258
00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:37,379
Even for me,
and that's saying something.
259
00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:42,014
So, what do we talk about?
260
00:11:42,084 --> 00:11:43,979
I heard your song.
261
00:11:43,999 --> 00:11:46,065
- So good.
- Thanks.
262
00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:49,063
I had to look up
what an axolotl is.
263
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,307
Well, you know what they say,
every good song requires homework.
264
00:11:53,182 --> 00:11:55,246
So why'd you write about that?
265
00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:57,355
They can regrow their hearts.
266
00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:58,850
That's interesting.
267
00:11:58,870 --> 00:12:00,474
'Cause I had mine torn out,
268
00:12:00,494 --> 00:12:03,087
stomped on,
and smashed into the dirt.
269
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,422
Sorry.
270
00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:09,716
Hey, it's awkward again.
271
00:12:16,658 --> 00:12:18,877
Looking for Beanie Babies?
272
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,003
This is the third store
I've been to.
273
00:12:21,023 --> 00:12:23,947
They're hard to come by.
Unless you know somebody.
274
00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:27,109
Be cool, be cool.
275
00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:28,924
One for 60, two for 100.
276
00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:30,513
That's outrageous.
277
00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:32,815
- Are those Beanie Babies?
- They sure are.
278
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,291
Well, how much? Oh,
I don't care. I'll take 'em all.
279
00:12:35,311 --> 00:12:37,443
- Ooh.
- Hang on, hang on. I want one.
280
00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:39,010
You said 60?
281
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,443
Sorry, lady, price just went up.
282
00:12:44,573 --> 00:12:47,738
Look what I got for CeeCee.
283
00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:49,653
Oh, that is so sweet,
284
00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,897
but she already has this one.
285
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,527
Oh, shoot.
286
00:12:53,547 --> 00:12:55,180
I'll buy it from you.
287
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,488
Oh, you don't have to do that.
We'll just keep it as backup.
288
00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:00,577
Please, my kid's
begging for one.
289
00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:03,774
Oh. What do you think?
290
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:07,469
Well, it does seem like
the Christian thing to do.
291
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,475
Amen.
292
00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:11,151
Hundred dollars.
293
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:16,347
Thanks so much.
Tell your friends.
294
00:13:17,179 --> 00:13:19,196
- What are you doing?
- I'm counting.
295
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,875
Have I taught you nothing?
We don't count in public.
296
00:13:22,358 --> 00:13:24,355
- How much we got?
- A lot.
297
00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:29,693
- I heard you were selling Beanie Babies.
- Yeah, we got a few left.
298
00:13:29,713 --> 00:13:31,129
That's gonna be one lucky kid.
299
00:13:31,149 --> 00:13:34,017
They're not just for kids.
300
00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:37,658
A lot of adults collect them.
It is not weird.
301
00:13:37,678 --> 00:13:39,660
Nobody said it was weird.
302
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,579
Tell that to my mother.
303
00:13:41,599 --> 00:13:44,982
"You're never gonna get a man
with a bedroom full of dolls."
304
00:13:45,002 --> 00:13:46,203
A whole room?
305
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:49,507
Sounds cool to me.
So, how many would you like?
306
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,408
Hang on.
Where's the tag?
307
00:13:54,428 --> 00:13:55,545
What do you mean?
308
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:58,068
All Beanie Babies
have a heart-shaped tag.
309
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:00,594
This is fake.
310
00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:02,862
Just keep your voice down,
and you can have it for free.
311
00:14:02,882 --> 00:14:04,119
Don't insult me.
312
00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:06,280
Like I would put this
in my room.
313
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:12,722
Oh.
314
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,248
Hi.
315
00:14:14,824 --> 00:14:15,721
Hey.
316
00:14:15,741 --> 00:14:17,499
You remember Chloe.
317
00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:19,066
I sure do.
318
00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:20,943
Hi, Mr. McAllister.
319
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,780
We're gonna go up to my room
and play music.
320
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,547
Well, have fun.
321
00:14:26,378 --> 00:14:28,310
- Be safe.
- Dad!
322
00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:30,857
Roll the dice.
What do you want me to say?
323
00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:35,151
Don't freak out,
324
00:14:35,171 --> 00:14:37,979
- but he brought her home.
- What?
325
00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:40,057
They just went up to his room
to play music.
326
00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:42,287
That's how it started last time.
327
00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:44,745
Then the music stopped
and he got his heart broken.
328
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,814
He's a grown man, Audrey.
What do you want me to do?
329
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:49,495
That grown man is still
my precious baby boy.
330
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,773
And you wonder why he's weird.
331
00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:12,970
We sound good.
332
00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:14,757
We do.
333
00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:17,245
Um...
334
00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:19,993
I missed this.
335
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:22,271
Me too.
336
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:27,376
Don't.
337
00:15:27,396 --> 00:15:28,638
Uh...
338
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:31,138
I'm sorry.
I thought we were having fun.
339
00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:33,510
We are, uh, it...
340
00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:35,993
It's just...
341
00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:37,399
What?
342
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,231
You really hurt me.
343
00:15:43,238 --> 00:15:45,814
I know.
I'm sorry.
344
00:15:47,664 --> 00:15:51,372
You think maybe
we could try again?
345
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,797
Someone has to go check on them.
346
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:57,861
Go ahead.
347
00:15:58,045 --> 00:15:59,626
You're the scary one.
348
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,253
You think I'm the scary one?
349
00:16:05,521 --> 00:16:06,608
Hey.
350
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,133
Georgie,
351
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:10,295
of the two of us,
352
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,277
which one are you
more scared of?
353
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,345
Um...
354
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,252
I guess I'll say him,
355
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:19,400
but that's just because
you terrify me.
356
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,447
- Hello.
- Oh, hi, honey.
357
00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:27,761
So... how's it going up there?
358
00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,051
She left.
359
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,260
For now? For good?
I need more information.
360
00:16:32,789 --> 00:16:35,879
She wanted to get back together,
but I told her no.
361
00:16:35,899 --> 00:16:37,592
Oh, thank God.
362
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:40,928
Good for you, son.
363
00:16:40,948 --> 00:16:43,887
At first, I thought she'd be
the only girl to ever like me.
364
00:16:43,907 --> 00:16:45,585
Oh, that ain't true.
365
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:49,053
I know. 'Cause if one song
on the radio got her back...
366
00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:51,529
there's no telling
how many girls I can get.
367
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:54,922
- Damn straight, bubba.
- ♪ Do-do, do-do, do the axolotl.♪
368
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:06,170
Oh, excuse me.
You dropped this.
369
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,535
Thank you so much.
370
00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:10,215
I recognize that monkey.
371
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,931
Oh.
372
00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:15,108
How is your little guy feeling?
373
00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:17,352
Fine.
374
00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:20,620
Praise the Lord.
375
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,707
Although, I like to think
I had a little hand in it.
376
00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:29,486
You should've seen him.
He was so happy,
377
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,364
you would never even know he was sick.
378
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,301
Sounds like a miracle.
379
00:17:35,547 --> 00:17:39,073
Doesn't it feel good
knowing you're making a difference?
380
00:17:39,093 --> 00:17:40,857
I just wish we could do more.
381
00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:44,598
Or stop now before you regret
doing too much good.
382
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:47,311
There's no such thing
as too much good.
383
00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:48,648
I agree.
384
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,198
We need to find ways
to ramp this up.
385
00:17:51,218 --> 00:17:52,951
Oh, what are you thinking?
386
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:57,569
What if we included all the kids
from Sunday school,
387
00:17:57,589 --> 00:17:59,650
like a little assembly line?
388
00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:03,112
Kids helping kids.
I love it.
389
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,665
I am gonna call Pastor Jeff
right now.
390
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,204
- Do you mind if I use your phone?
- Go for it.
391
00:18:11,752 --> 00:18:15,185
So now you're turning
Sunday school into a sweatshop?
392
00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:19,172
They're little.
They don't sweat much.
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