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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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What'd Missy do now?
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I came home from church early
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and found your sister
in her bedroom
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with a boy.
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Were they doing it?
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They were trying.
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What's that mean?
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There were pants on the floor,
that is all I'm saying.
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- So, what'd you do?
- What do you think I did?
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I took off my shoe
and I hit him with it.
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Hey, it's your mom.
She sounds mad.
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Probably Missy.
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Hello.
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I am so upset with your sister.
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- Missy.
- Mm.
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What'd she do now?
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- I found condoms in her room.
- What?
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It is worse.
The box isn't full.
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- What's happening?
- Well, did you talk to her?
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She is at school.
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- Who's the boy?
- What boy?
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My mom found condoms
in Missy's room.
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Yikes.
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I don't know who he is.
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- Well, what are you gonna do?
- Ground her,
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kill her, I haven't decided.
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How about this?
You ground her, I'll kill him.
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Deal.
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- Give me.
- Why?
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I think I can help.
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Hey, Mary. Uh, if you're okay
with it, I can talk to her.
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- Why?
- Well, she trusts me.
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- Maybe I can find out what's going on.
- I know what's going on.
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There's a three-pack of condoms
and only two left.
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Well, that could mean
a lot of things.
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Like?
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Like...
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Let me talk to her
and get back to you.
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Okay. Thanks.
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I cannot believe this.
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Well, at least
she was being careful.
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Careful is keeping
your pants on.
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She's a teenager.
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It's gonna happen
sooner or later.
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Later. I love later.
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A-And when you talk to her,
get the name of this guy.
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And where he lives.
And if he's bigger than me.
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Okay, one step at a time.
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Where did she even get condoms?
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Drugstore, I guess.
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Really? I never had the courage
to buy them at a drugstore.
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Which is why I had
to buy a pregnancy test.
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Why was she snooping in my room?
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More importantly,
you cannot tell her I gave them to you.
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She's gonna kill me.
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Probably.
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What do I do?
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Well, she doesn't know
you did anything.
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She knows
there's a condom missing.
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Right, so I guess
that means you...
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Yeah.
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So, how'd it go?
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Over so fast
I'm not sure it counted.
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Yeah. Get used to that.
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I'm dead.
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Well, I think we have
two options here:
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we come clean and we hope
she understands or...
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We lie our asses off.
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That one. Asses.
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Okay, I'll tell your mom
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that you stole them
from the drugstore.
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- Why?
- Well, shoplifting,
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it's a distraction,
like pleading guilty to a lesser offense.
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- Smart.
- Mm-hmm, and you were curious
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how they worked,
so you took one out
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and you put it on a banana.
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A banana?
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A cucumber, a carrot,
it doesn't matter.
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What matters is
you weren't having sex.
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- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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I got your back.
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Someday I hope I can do this
kind of thing for CeeCee.
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What is wrong with you? No!
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If you don't need anything else,
I'm-a head out.
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Already?
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I work part-time for free.
I leave when I want.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Sure.
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When Mandy was a teenager,
how did you keep boys away from her?
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Your daughter craps in a diaper.
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That ought to take care
of the boys for a while.
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No, it's my sister.
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With my dad gone,
she's my responsibility.
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Yeah, I get that.
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Well, when the fellas used
to come around to see Mandy,
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I'd shake their hands so hard
I could see tears in their eyes.
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I think I missed my window
to scare the boy off.
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Oh, well, in that case,
I find living in denial
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to be an excellent
coping strategy.
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- So, stick my head in the sand?
- Oh, yeah. Deep as you can go.
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- I-I don't think I can do that.
- You sure?
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It got me through finding out
that my daughter got knocked up
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by some dumbass 17-year-old.
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But now you love me, right?
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Shake my hand,
let me show you how much.
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You know I don't like gossip,
but there's a nasty rumor
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going around about
one of our younger parishioners.
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Oh. Really?
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Um, anyone I know?
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Actually, yes.
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Mark Delfino.
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Word on the street is, he's
selling marijuana cigarettes.
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Everybody knows that.
He's a terrible child.
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Oh, you're here.
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Hey.
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Hey, Mandy. What brings you by?
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She doesn't need a reason
to visit her mother-in-law.
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That's nice.
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How's little CeeCee doing?
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I bet she's gabbing up a storm.
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Oh, yeah,
she is a real chatterbox.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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- What have you got?
- Okay, it's not as bad as you think.
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There was no sex.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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Wait.
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Why, then, was there
a condom missing?
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Oh, well...
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You're gonna laugh.
Um, she was curious,
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so she took one out
and she put it on a banana.
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That's what she told you?
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Yeah.
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And you believed it?
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You don't?
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No. That is the stupidest story
I've ever heard.
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No, it's a good story.
It's very plausible.
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Oh, and she stole them
from the drugstore.
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Well, that part I buy.
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What are you gonna do?
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I am gonna put the fear of God
into that girl
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is what I'm gonna do.
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Well, what exactly
does that entail?
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Well, for starters,
I'm gonna ground her,
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- take her door off her bedroom.
- That should do it.
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Then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV
and make her watch videos of childbirth.
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Try and find
some big-headed babies.
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Wow. You've really
thought about this.
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Every day for 16 years.
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Oh, CeeCee's getting cuter
by the day.
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You know, when she was born,
she was bald and chunky like Jim,
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but now she's all me.
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Hey, Mom, need the phone.
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Oh, in a minute.
I'm talking to your Aunt Louise.
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- Okay, but this is important.
- Well, so is this.
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It's Amanda.
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Aunt Louise says hi.
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Oh, let me talk to her.
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Hi, Aunt Louise.
Bye, Aunt Louise.
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- Amanda.
- Yes, I know, I'm terrible.
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I'll be right back.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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She didn't believe the banana story,
which is crazy, 'cause it's so good.
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Melissa Cooper, where are you?
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- I got to go.
- Oh, but she did believe
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you stole it, so run with that.
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What was that all about?
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Oh, I'd rather not say.
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Amanda.
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Missy got caught shoplifting.
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I believe it.
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Who is the boy?
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There is no boy.
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- Was that him on the phone?
- No.
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You had better start
explaining yourself.
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Why? You're just gonna
tell me I'm going to hell.
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Well, sex before marriage
is a sin.
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You did it.
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And God punished me
with a disrespectful daughter.
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I'm not talking about this.
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But you'll talk to Mandy?
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Yes. She listens
and doesn't lecture me.
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Did she know about this?
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Pass the salt.
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Hello?
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- Huh?
- Salt.
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Oh. Sorry.
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You okay?
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Yeah. Fine.
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Here's some good news:
I may buy a trombone.
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How is that good news?
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I don't own one and now I might.
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Anyone else lost?
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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She's headed your way
and she's pissed.
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Hang on.
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What did you tell her?
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I'll get it.
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Hey. We're eating dinner.
Don't be rude.
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You're on the phone.
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I thought my trombone news
would've made a bigger splash.
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Where is your lying wife?
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Can you come back later?
We're having dinner.
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Mary, I know you're mad...
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Oh, I am way past mad.
I am ticked.
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About what?
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You don't know about this one
giving your sister condoms?
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What?
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How could you do that?
She's just a kid.
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Should we give them
some privacy?
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- Shut up.
- No.
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What were you thinking?
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She was thinking
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that it was her place to make
decisions about my daughter.
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Hey, she came to me.
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Uh, then you lied about it?
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Only because I didn't want
to get her in trouble.
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Or get me in trouble.
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You stay away from Missy.
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Wow.
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I've never seen her so upset.
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She ain't the only one.
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- Whoa.
- I'm with Mary on this.
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Whoa.
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Are you avoiding me?
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I'm trying.
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Okay, listen. Missy was talking to
me about this guy she's seeing,
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it was starting to get serious,
so I wanted to make sure she was safe.
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Did you try telling her
not to do it?
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If anybody had told
you that, would it have worked?
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That's different. I'm a guy.
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So it was okay for you
to have sex in high school
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but not the girls you were with?
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Yes.
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And I, for one, was disappointed
in their lack of self-control.
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I'm sure they were
disappointed, too.
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This ain't about me. This is
about you keeping secrets.
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You honestly want to know
about your sister's sex life?
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No, but I need to.
She's my responsibility.
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Fine.
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She's been seeing this guy for a while,
she really likes him,
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they've been fooling around,
mostly over-the-clothes stuff,
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- but you know...
- You're right, don't want to hear it.
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Which is why I was handling it.
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She's my responsibility, too.
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Well, my mom don't see it
that way.
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Well, then you need
to make her understand.
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I ain't taking your side
in this.
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You have no choice.
I'm your wife.
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So I don't get to decide
the side I'm on?
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No, the side was decided,
and the side is mine.
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What about the boy?
Can I at least kick his ass?
255
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,674
Should my brother
have kicked your ass?
256
00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:27,704
Connor? Please.
257
00:11:29,493 --> 00:11:32,920
Like I had time to beat up
every guy Mandy had sex with.
258
00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:40,238
So, just because I'm married,
I'm supposed to tell my mom she's wrong?
259
00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:41,979
You can't go against your mom.
260
00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:43,245
Well, what about my wife?
261
00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,707
Dude, you only get one mom.
262
00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:46,727
You can have tons of wives.
263
00:11:47,509 --> 00:11:48,608
Seriously?
264
00:11:48,628 --> 00:11:50,401
Fine. Two, three, tops.
265
00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:52,311
Maybe four. You started young.
266
00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:56,496
Since you have none wives,
maybe pipe down.
267
00:11:57,596 --> 00:11:59,388
Well, what would you do?
268
00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,042
Rule of thumb,
269
00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:02,913
if you have to pick
between two women,
270
00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,983
always pick the one
you sleep with.
271
00:12:05,003 --> 00:12:07,618
Aw, you can only sleep
with one woman?
272
00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:09,132
I sleep with several.
273
00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:11,827
- No, you don't.
- I could.
274
00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:16,232
So you always side with
Mrs. McAllister over your mom?
275
00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:17,541
Exactly.
276
00:12:17,561 --> 00:12:19,853
You know,
I've never met your mom.
277
00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:21,799
Exactly.
278
00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:24,055
Well, I'm not cutting out
my mother.
279
00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:26,050
I want her and Mandy
to get along.
280
00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,586
I really could.
281
00:12:31,749 --> 00:12:32,991
I have tried so hard
282
00:12:33,011 --> 00:12:35,907
to raise Missy
with good Christian values.
283
00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:37,604
Not your fault. Kids these days
284
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,928
are faced with
all sorts of temptation.
285
00:12:39,948 --> 00:12:41,347
Tell me about it.
286
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,305
Just the other day,
I saw a music video
287
00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,686
about a man who liked big butts.
288
00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:47,266
Oh, Lord.
289
00:12:47,611 --> 00:12:49,281
He was honest about it.
290
00:12:50,468 --> 00:12:52,102
But it's still very troubling.
291
00:12:52,202 --> 00:12:54,360
And Mandy's not helping,
making Missy think
292
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,841
that this kind of
behavior's acceptable.
293
00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:59,709
Well, we'll continue
to pray on this.
294
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,890
Thank you for listening.
295
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:06,311
God didn't give me these
just for holding up sunglasses.
296
00:13:12,311 --> 00:13:14,550
- Hey, Georgie.
- Shh.
297
00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:16,060
I don't want my mom
to know I'm here.
298
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,119
- What's going on?
- Oh, she's mad at Mandy,
299
00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:19,341
I'm caught in the middle,
300
00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:21,343
and I'm hoping
you can smooth things out.
301
00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:24,085
- Won't that put me in the middle?
- Yep. So what's the plan?
302
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,827
Well, your mother's unhappy
303
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,742
that Mandy overstepped
her bounds.
304
00:13:28,762 --> 00:13:31,184
I didn't ask for a recap,
I asked for a plan.
305
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,860
I suppose I could sit down
with all parties
306
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,897
and open up
a line of communication?
307
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,570
Great. Let me know how it goes.
308
00:13:39,207 --> 00:13:40,972
You're one of the parties.
309
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,752
Oh, come on.
310
00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:45,189
Does anyone really think
I'll be helpful here?
311
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:48,719
You're not putting me in a room
with three angry women, Georgie.
312
00:13:48,839 --> 00:13:49,859
You're coming.
313
00:13:56,964 --> 00:14:01,122
First of all, I just want to thank
everyone for being here.
314
00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:03,603
In a family,
nothing is more important
315
00:14:03,623 --> 00:14:05,229
than honest
and open communica...
316
00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:07,393
Oh, just start.
317
00:14:08,188 --> 00:14:09,994
I'll start.
I don't want to be here.
318
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:13,246
Well, you should've thought about that
before you took your clothes off.
319
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,938
Please let me leave.
320
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,103
Suck it up.
321
00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:21,378
You are so lucky your father's not alive,
because this would've killed him.
322
00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:23,739
And you wonder why
she doesn't want to talk to you.
323
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,886
- Mandy.
- What? She's making it worse.
324
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:29,237
- No, you're making it worse.
- Uh, Georgie, let's keep it civil.
325
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,388
You're right. I should take
a walk around the block and...
326
00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:32,236
Sit.
327
00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:36,945
The reason we're here
is not to rehash the past.
328
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:38,120
What's been done is done.
329
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:41,772
It's for y'all to find a way forward
as a loving Christian family.
330
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:44,731
This isn't fair. Georgie had sex
in high school, no one went crazy.
331
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,472
- Hey.
- I was not happy about that,
332
00:14:46,492 --> 00:14:48,529
but at least he married her.
333
00:14:48,549 --> 00:14:50,041
I wasn't talking about Mandy.
334
00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:51,460
Hey.
335
00:14:51,715 --> 00:14:54,144
How did I go so wrong
with my children?
336
00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:57,382
Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better,
Sheldon will probably die a virgin.
337
00:14:58,156 --> 00:15:00,138
That is not true.
338
00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:02,444
When the time is right,
he will find a wife
339
00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:04,272
and have a beautiful family.
340
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,401
Oh, come on, Mom.
341
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,755
Just leave Shelly out of this.
342
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,584
And you stay away from Missy.
343
00:15:11,604 --> 00:15:13,298
It's not her fault.
I asked her for help.
344
00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:15,587
Yeah, because she couldn't
come to you.
345
00:15:15,607 --> 00:15:18,548
Why? Because I have values
that you think are a joke?
346
00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:21,295
I don't think they're a joke,
I think they're unrealistic.
347
00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:22,726
Teenagers have sex.
348
00:15:22,746 --> 00:15:26,003
Excuse me. Most save
themselves for marriage.
349
00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:27,901
- Most?
- Many.
350
00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,650
How many?
351
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,240
The point is,
abstinence is cool.
352
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,303
Missy, I hope you understand,
353
00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:37,305
your mother is just trying
to keep you safe.
354
00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:38,959
So was I.
355
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,457
I'm talking about her soul.
356
00:15:40,477 --> 00:15:42,441
And I'm talking about her
not getting pregnant.
357
00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:44,617
There is only one sure way
to not get pregnant.
358
00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:46,532
Being Sheldon's future wife?
359
00:15:46,552 --> 00:15:48,051
That's enough out of you.
360
00:15:48,075 --> 00:15:49,936
Really? You're on Mom's side?
361
00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:51,276
No, I'm...
362
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,056
I'm on Mandy's side.
363
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,438
Is that so?
364
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,493
Seriously?
365
00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:59,937
So, you're okay with your wife
giving your sister prophylactics?
366
00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:01,021
Yes.
367
00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:04,045
Just to be clear, that's what
old people call condoms, right?
368
00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:05,377
Right.
369
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,900
Then, yeah, I guess I am.
370
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:07,988
Georgie.
371
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,991
Hey, I don't like the idea
of her doing stuff with boys either.
372
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,198
It's not "boys,"
it's just "boy."
373
00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:14,838
- What's his name?
- Nice try.
374
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,781
See? She can't talk to me
'cause I just want to kick this kid's ass,
375
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:19,796
she can't talk to you 'cause
you're just gonna pray at her,
376
00:16:19,816 --> 00:16:21,523
so it's good she's got Mandy.
377
00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,827
She can always talk to me.
378
00:16:23,847 --> 00:16:25,654
I'm being serious right now.
379
00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,745
So, if you're gonna be mad at Mandy,
then be mad at me, too,
380
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:30,054
'cause we're a team.
381
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:31,216
Done.
382
00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:32,336
Can I leave now?
383
00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,250
This meeting? Yes.
384
00:16:34,774 --> 00:16:37,958
Your room?
Not for the next 20 years!
385
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,737
I know we may not
have solved everything,
386
00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:47,058
but I think
we made some progress.
387
00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:48,732
"Abstinence is cool"?
388
00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,452
If you'd ever tried it,
you'd know.
389
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:51,954
Whoa.
390
00:16:51,974 --> 00:16:54,600
Mary, that was uncalled for.
391
00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:57,068
But we were all thinking it.
392
00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:10,786
You can't do that here.
393
00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:12,618
I-It's okay, Officer,
we're married.
394
00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:14,298
Then go home.
395
00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:15,783
Sorry, um...
396
00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:18,798
He took my side over
his mother's tonight, and...
397
00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:20,568
I couldn't keep
my hands off him.
398
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:22,367
You took her side?
399
00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:24,543
Yes, ma'am.
400
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,933
Then knock yourselves out.
401
00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:47,130
In his defense, he did warn us.
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