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BAD EXORCIST
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{\an8}THE FIGO FAGOT BROTHERS
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{\an8}CONTRACT
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You could have asked for anything.
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Longevity, wealth,
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I don't know, roof repairs,
or even talent.
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And you want that?
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I don't care. It's none of my business,
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but seriously? Disco polo?
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Fagot, why don't we rethink this?
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- There's this new thing...
- No rap!
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He went to Siedlce twice,
and now he's a townie.
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They gave you ideas. What's next?
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A tattoo? Long hair?
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Fellas.
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Okay, we confirm it.
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We want to be
the best disco polo band in the world.
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THE BEST DISCO POLO BAND IN THE WORLD
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So the best disco polo
doesn't even have to be good,
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and it'll still beat the competition.
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Okay, just sign, and you're done.
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Shit.
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Jesus!
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You could use a pen.
It's not the Middle Ages.
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Done.
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- That's it?
- Grab your keyboards, boys.
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Wait, let me go to Hell!
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I can't listen to this. I'm sober!
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Domino, now!
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I knew it. Marcinek, now!
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I'll burn it all down with matches!
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And throw the cigarette butt
at the curtain!
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Little Match Girl, what are you doing?
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Get a grip!
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You'll burn down this historic theater!
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I want to burn a lot more.
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Bad people let me freeze
to death in the street,
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so now I'll burn the shit out of them.
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For two hundred years I've been training
on haystacks and garbage sheds.
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Finally, I'm ready to burn down Żyrardów.
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Damn, I ran out of matches. Whatever.
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Magic!
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You're dead!
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Check this out!
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Just a minute.
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Magic!
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This is our chance. Domino, help me!
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How can such a tiny guy be so heavy?
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The human body is mostly fluids,
and he's not idle in this matter.
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I can't believe it!
It never worked with the haystack.
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Okay. Now...
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the microphone stand. Magic!
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Where are you going?
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We did our best,
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but more important,
we got rid of the demon.
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As well as the theater.
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Relax. A deal is a deal.
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You only pay for the girl.
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Don't you understand what I'm saying, man?
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The entire cultural heritage
of Żyrardów went up in smoke.
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Who goes to the theater these days?
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A nice lot downtown...
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A convenience or a liquor store
will likely open here.
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Something for everyone. 200 zlotys.
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Boss, sometimes I think
that we're doing more harm than good.
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We should be called A Bear's Favor.
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Shut up, you moron.
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Have you seen a bear in Masovia?
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We have boars, deer,
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moose, they said on TV, but bears?
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Bullshit.
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No, I meant...
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Whatever. Can I turn on the radio?
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The best of disco polo!
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Number three on our list
is a radio favorite,
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the Figo Fagot Brothers with their hit
"Drink, my darling, la, la, li."
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Oh no.
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Hey, the Figo Fagot Brothers are funny.
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What kind of primitive is amused
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by the objectification of women
and the affirmation of alcoholism?
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Let's see.
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- Like booze she put it in her mouth
- Drink, my darling, drink
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- Barely swallowed it down
- La, la, lee, la, la, li
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Drink, my darling, til the morning
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Li, dee, da, dee
Give me a kiss
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Give me a kiss
Li, dee, da, dee, li
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We had King Marcin, we had King Radek,
and now His Majesty Zenon reigns,
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but he soon might have to
give up the throne
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to these two Jacks of the dance music.
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- Disco polo.
- We don't call it that anymore.
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European Union, subsidies, etc.
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...the dance music.
Brothers Filip and Fabian.
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Introduce yourselves.
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- Fabian...
- The Figo Fagot Brothers!
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Weddings, events, communions,
funerals, christenings!
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Affordable prices. There's more!
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Prices are negotiable. We'll make a deal.
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Phone number: area code 25, 843-43--
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No advertising, guys.
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How do you like Siedlce?
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Your shoes suggest
you rarely visit the city.
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...35. Very nice.
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But living costs are higher
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'cause in our village
beer is 2.66, and here it's 2.68.
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I even saw some for three...
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Maybe the necessities
are a little more expensive here,
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but we have sewers,
running water, electricity.
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Filip!
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Filip!
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- Mom?
- Who else, you lazy dimwit?
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- Shame on you!
- What?
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Disgrace!
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Uncle Wiesio had it and drank,
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but it's unclear if it's the implant
or his body soil that itched.
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I have to pee.
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RESTROOM
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Shit.
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I gotta think about this implant.
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You should've thought about it
when father and Wiesiek got it!
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It was too late for them,
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but at 15 you still had
half your life ahead of you.
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Mom, you're dead. What are you doing here?
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You'd better get to work, you swindler,
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and stop leading Fabian astray.
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Selling your father's field for nothing?
I'll get over it. I expected that.
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But to sell your soul to the devil? Shame!
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How do you know?
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You don't think people gossip in Heaven?
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It's the talk of the village!
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Look how red my ears are!
They're talking about me now!
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That's 'cause they're jealous. Look.
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My schedule has never been this full.
Look, Thursday, Lemon F.D.
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Saturday, a wedding.
And that's just this month.
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What's our last name?
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- Come on, Mom. It's Barłoś.
- Exactly!
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Barłoś means
"The one who carries the lamb, you fool!"
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Get your soul back or...
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You know what? I'm a grown man.
I don't believe in ghosts. Goodbye.
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Problem solved.
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Who mopped here?
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- Not me!
- Me neither.
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Who mopped here?
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- I swear to God it's not me.
- I swear on my paycheck.
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It's the only place it's been done right.
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Then it was me. You can even see a hoof.
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Because you barged in when I was mopping.
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You know what, Marcin?
Shame on you. For a few zlotys...
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Mr. Exorcist! Help!
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A gho...
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A ghost!
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Renovation or de-demonization?
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Renovation.
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Of the soul.
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Whatever, 200.
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Unless you want an invoice,
then it's more. Not worth it.
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Domino, come on,
you've seen ghosts before.
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And you come from Hell.
You're an evil force yourself.
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It doesn't matter. Ever since I saw Ghost,
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I believe in ghosts.
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So what should I do? Kill those boys?
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If they sold it, they sold it.
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A soul down the drain.
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Under consumer law,
there is a 14-day return policy.
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But it's the buyer's decision.
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So what we have to do
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is make the customer change his mind.
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Do you warm up before the show?
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Can't you see?
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NATIVE 100%
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{\an8}We wouldn't mind
if you found another one of these.
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{\an8}Fagot, look. We are number one
in the world in disco polo.
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{\an8}- And in Poland?
- Number four.
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{\an8}But it's getting better.
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{\an8}Right, yesterday we were number three.
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Gentlemen, at 12 a.m. sharp,
you get on stage and put on a show.
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Technical question.
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Real or fake mics?
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Come on, man! Do we look like amateurs?
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Fake of course!
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Awesome.
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LEMON F.D.
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Boss, will he find us in this parking lot?
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It's like a used car lot.
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Marcinek, you dumbass,
who comes to the disco in a van?
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First, it's a village dance, not a disco.
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And second, I've counted several.
Even the band came in a van.
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THE FIGO FAGOT BROTHERS
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One-one, comm check.
Domino, can you hear me?
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Boss, I can't talk now.
They're about to go on stage.
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Figo Fagot, I love you.
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Oh God, Jesus Christ
How could you do that with...
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Great. At least he won't disturb us today.
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Are you Mr. Kwaśniewski and his son?
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That's right.
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Fuck, why here?
It's the fourth van I approach!
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What is this? A farmer's exchange?
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You could say that. Get to the point.
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The boy has learning difficulties.
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I see. You want him to be smart?
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So he could play smart? I want him rich!
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Anyway, that's not why we're here.
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Return the Figo Fagot brothers
contracts, thief!
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Oh no, this is a legitimate contract.
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That's right. With a 14-day return policy.
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I'm the buyer,
and I won't return their souls.
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Get lost, parodists.
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Jammed shotgun, face punch,
face punch and pissed pants.
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Done. Date and signature.
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Shit, it's jammed.
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Marcinek, now!
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Shit, what's going on? What am I doing?
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Goodbye, Mr. Kwaśniewski.
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Right, the shotgun's jammed.
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Wait, I need a new appendix.
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Ah, it's not that simple.
It has to be backdated.
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Marcinek, now!
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Hey, how am I supposed
to write contracts now?
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Process a refund for the souls
of the Figo Fagot brothers.
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Fuck you!
Maybe a verbal agreement works too?
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Kick in the balls!
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It doesn't.
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When by the pond at Maniuś's place
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- The rapeseed blooms
- The rapeseed blooms!
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- And the smell of urine is in the air
- In the air
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And vacationers from all over Poland
Will flock here
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Will flock here
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And in the rapeseed rummages
A gray horse!
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A gray horse
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That's what they called Bogdan
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And naked in the rapeseed field
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La, la, la, la on his lap
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Domino, now!
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Gray horse
Why do you look away now?
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Boss, I can't hear you!
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No, please, I can't listen to this!
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Please free my hands!
I have to plug my ears!
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First the brothers' souls!
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Never! I made it through the '90s,
I'll make it through this.
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La, la, la, la
Gray horse
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Okay, I changed my mind. Kill me.
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Cancel the contract first.
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It's in my left pocket.
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Done. Now please--
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Thank you.
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I will remember this
for the rest of my life.
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Done.
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What now? The music hasn't changed.
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Because disco polo is not music, Marcinek.
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That's what half a liter sounds like.
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You kept your end
of the bargain, Exorcist.
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Here's your payment.
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Goodbye, see you.
253
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,582
Although, with you, it's... Farewell!
254
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:38,250
...knocked up
Inviting you over when the summer ends
255
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:40,958
Magic!
256
00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,457
Oh, it's concrete.
257
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,833
This will take a while to catch fire.
258
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:49,874
{\an8}THE END
259
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,915
{\an8}Exorcist for less than three hundred
260
00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:54,915
{\an8}Actually, for two hundred
More if you want an invoice
261
00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:57,999
{\an8}Watch out, Beelzebutt
He will kick your butt
262
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,166
{\an8}Watch out, Buttcifer
He will get you in his sights
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