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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:51,480 Friends of Cagliari, inhabitants of the island, 4 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:56,120 for those who just tuned in, the misfortunate moment has arrived. 5 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,240 Camilla, our colleague, is leaving us. 6 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,240 She's emigrating, like flamingos. 7 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,080 Guess where she is going? 8 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,200 -Paris? -New York? 9 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,520 Singapore? 10 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,440 Milan! 11 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,960 Let's see if our friends will convince you. 12 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,240 On with the phone calls. 13 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:17,080 No. I hate to say goodbye, and also this episode because it's the last. 14 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,840 And I can't stand phone calls on what I can't stand in Milan. 15 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,880 Let's put on music before a tear begins to fall. 16 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,840 But first, dear island people, 17 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,960 I'll leave you with the wise words of my Aunt Ada. 18 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,320 Each of us is a child of what he does. 19 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,720 And I do. 20 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,640 On with the music. 21 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,160 No second thoughts? 22 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,800 Sure? You're really getting married? 23 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,600 I'm sure. Otherwise, I wouldn't have dressed like an ambulance. 24 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:53,200 -An ambulance! Cami! -You're fascinating. 25 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,160 Do you realize I'm marrying? 26 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,800 I, who hate marriages, relatives who don't know one another, 27 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,680 in-laws become friends, 28 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,800 the woman who secretly hides the table seating arrangement. 29 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:07,080 -More than once wasn't necessary. -True. 30 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,200 The car is here. 31 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,400 Hurry, dear. It's late. 32 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,520 The groom must wait. Everyone knows that. Go, Auntie! 33 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,960 The photographer said there's the right light now. 34 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:22,280 Have him photograph you. You're lovely. Go on! 35 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,280 Today is the most beautiful day of your life. 36 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,920 No, maybe as of tomorrow. Today is a nightmare. 37 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,640 -Let me have a drag. -You usually don't smoke. 38 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,000 Do I usually get married? Am I Liz Taylor? 39 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,440 How are you? Do you think we pick up more at funerals or weddings? 40 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,800 Funerals, I think, because pain stimulates sexual desire. 41 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,640 Carlo, at least not at my wedding. 42 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,960 Did you see Mrs. Tazzi? She's gained weight. Good for her. 43 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,600 -Did you bring the rings? -Yes, don't worry. 44 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,200 -Watch out for the dress! -Let's toast to our Camilla! 45 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,240 With who we shared everything! 46 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,720 Not Simone, I hope. 47 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,240 -How do you know? -With those faces of yours… 48 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,440 I wouldn't swear… 49 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,360 Do you smell something burning? 50 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,880 Shit! The dress! 51 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,320 Do something! 52 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,720 Not hair spray. What a shitty idea! 53 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,840 Even the champagne is shit! 54 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,280 She's not coming. 55 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,840 She changed her mind. 56 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,720 I have bad news. She's coming. They always come. 57 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,640 -The bride's coming! -See? 58 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,800 Get out! 59 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,240 -Hold her veil! -Go on! 60 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,640 Go on, go on! 61 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,320 I'm here. Don't worry! What kind of bride is not late? 62 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,320 Don't say anything. Stay on my right and let's go. 63 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,800 -My pleasure, Camilla. -My pleasure, Simone. 64 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,600 -What're you looking at, love? -But… 65 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,480 My "Like a Virgin" phase. 66 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,720 A problem with the dress. I shouldn't have come? 67 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,880 It wasn't nice. 68 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,280 Considering the delay, I'd skip the preliminaries. 69 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,520 Surely everyone's hungry. Friends and relatives, are you hungry? 70 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,800 -Very hungry! -Yes! 71 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,800 Let's go to the grand finale. We know the rest. 72 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,800 Simone and Camilla, 73 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,880 you came to unite in marriage, in full freedom, without any constraint… 74 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:02,960 You're beautiful. 75 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,760 Aware of the significance… 76 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,920 Listen carefully and always answer yes. 77 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,840 -Yes. -Yes. 78 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,160 So tell me, how did you arrive at such a crisis? 79 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,640 Hello? 80 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,560 Yes, what is it? You're not disturbing. 81 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,840 Not now. 82 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,960 Of course. 83 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,480 SIX MONTHS EARLIER 84 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,280 Good morning. 85 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,480 Coffee was just made. 86 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,760 -You're very welcome. -You got up in a bad mood? 87 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,120 -Did you see what a lovely day? -It'll rain. 88 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,920 Know what I hate? Those who look for coincidences at all cost. 89 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,240 What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius. 90 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,240 Incredible. I have a friend who was born December 11th. 91 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,720 Where is the coincidence? 92 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:07,160 Who gives a darn if you have a friend who was born a week before me? 93 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:12,040 There're 600 million people in the world with the same zodiac sign! 94 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,240 "Sagittarius. 95 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,560 It'll be a lovely day. The stars smile at you. Mars is crazy about you." 96 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,280 Crazy about Sagittarians that today will be fired? 97 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,800 Why are people obsessed? Everyone's in search of a reason to say, 98 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,400 "What a nice coincidence. You're my same zodiac sign!" 99 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,440 "We have the same dentist and the same beauty parlor!" 100 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,520 "What an incredible coincidence!" 101 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,080 Carlo invited us to dinner Wednesday evening. 102 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,840 -You said no, I hope. -Why? Are we busy? 103 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,800 No. He always says it's a dinner, but it's a party. 104 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,520 In fact, it's a party. 105 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,200 A masquerade party. 106 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,680 A masquerade party? In the 21st century? 107 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,320 I hate masquerade costumes. You can imagine now. 108 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:57,200 He's my best friend, my boss, and is turning forty. 109 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,560 I haven't seen my girlfriends in months. 110 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,080 Enough, Camilla! I can't stand you! 111 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,280 Shampoo. 112 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,120 Thanks! 113 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,120 Hello? 114 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,480 I wanted to say I'm not coming to the party. 115 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:28,160 I have nothing to wear. You know each other. I wouldn't know what to say. 116 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,600 Anyway, you forgot your umbrella. 117 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,200 I'll take that risk. Bye. 118 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,960 Enjoy it until it lasts. 119 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,120 What the shit are you looking at, jerk? 120 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,520 Change your car, loser. 121 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,520 The seats are leather. 122 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,320 A nice, smooth leather. And there are the numerous optionals. 123 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,680 -I adore optionals. -Really? 124 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Simone! 125 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,480 He is Simone, our best salesman. 126 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,400 Can you show Mr. Giorgi the offer for our new Chevrolet? 127 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,520 Alright, the new offers. This way. 128 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:28,200 Mrs. Giorgi, you can call for whatever advice you need. 129 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,760 -I always answer. -Thank you. 130 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,920 -I'll be right back. -Go ahead. 131 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,400 -You're not answering me anymore? -I'm working. Is it urgent? 132 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,160 I can't find the remote control. 133 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,960 They've been cooking for an hour on TV. I can't stand it. 134 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,800 Camilla, you look for it. 135 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,840 Unplug it! What can I say? 136 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,400 What is the secret of a good bechamel? 137 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,840 That Nicola doesn't make it. 138 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,760 There's a bit of hostility. 139 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,160 Poor thing. 140 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,440 Sold, surely. I even lowered the speedometer. 141 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,600 -What did you do? -It's wrong, but I can't help it. 142 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,440 Deceiving others gives me adrenaline. 143 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,600 I need to do it. 144 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,040 Camilla isn't coming to your party. 145 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,520 Wonderful! 146 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,320 We'll all be more relaxed. 147 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,960 We'll dance with the cute girls I invited. You'll finally have fun. 148 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,960 -Hello? -About that unique experience… 149 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,040 I'm coming. 150 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:32,960 Simone, react. 151 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,400 I need you to be cheerful, handsome. And you're selling very little! 152 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,800 She even follows me in the bathroom, she torments me and complains. 153 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,760 Keep it! 154 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,920 She calls me in the office for no reason, and I get nervous. 155 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,920 Excuse me, love. Did you get hurt? 156 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Is it bleeding? 157 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,040 You're not well. Have someone take care of you. 158 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,640 -It can happen. -You broke his nose. 159 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,480 -This is a basket. 18 to two for you. -His nose is broken! 160 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,760 I don't give a shit! 161 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,880 -Can you make it? -Hang in there! 162 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,080 -Do something! -Alright, but Camilla… 163 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,160 Camilla, my foot! Concentrate, shit! 164 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,760 Women are more subtle than what we think. 165 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,880 What seems like fatigue, is discomfort. 166 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,480 You must talk to her. Speak. 167 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,120 These guys don't understand a shit about marriage. 168 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,160 Remember we were married in Berlin. You were our best man. 169 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,240 I remember. 170 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,640 -There wasn't one pretty girl! -Stop it. 171 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,480 What do you want to do? That is what really matters. 172 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,320 I don't know. I'm stuck. 173 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,200 I'll tell you what to do. 174 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,320 Go home, get your things and come to me. 175 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,080 Camilla will be fine, we'll be fine. 176 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,400 You won't bust our balls. We'll win against these hysterical fags. 177 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,320 -Who is hysterical? -Who? 178 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,880 You really want to leave her? 179 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,400 Then go home, look right into her eyes and talk to her. 180 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,840 It's not hard. Just say four words. 181 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,560 "I want a separation." 182 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,080 Try it now. 183 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,600 Come on, stop it. 184 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,080 Maybe they're right. Try with me. 185 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,280 Come on, try. 186 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,880 -I want a separation. -Bravo! 187 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:32,120 Understand? I want a separation because I'm tired! It's over! 188 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,520 Don't exaggerate or she'll realize you prepared it ahead of time. 189 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,000 What do you do at home? 190 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,680 -Put on my PJ's. -How horrible! 191 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,040 -Really? -Don't put them on. 192 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,080 -Never. Then what? -I sit down and eat. 193 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,680 -In PJ's. -Don't wear them. Say you're not hungry. 194 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,480 Remain standing, open your eyes wide and avoid batting your eyelashes. 195 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,880 Remember, don't bat your eyelashes. 196 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,400 It's fundamental. 197 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,360 -Really? -And say the four simple words. 198 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,520 -I… -Want… 199 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,800 A separation. 200 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,600 I want a separation. 201 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,400 Camilla? I want a separation. 202 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,560 I want a separation. 203 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,200 I want a separation. 204 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,480 I want a separation. 205 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:19,960 I want a separation. 206 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,520 I'm not going to those kilometer zero people. 207 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,360 They've nothing and get pissed off if you ask what "kilometer zero" is. 208 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:33,720 If they have potatoes or fennel, they make you pay three times its worth. 209 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,520 Shouldn't it be less expensive because it travels less? 210 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,560 What are you doing? 211 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,360 It's almost ready. Put your PJ's on and wash your hands. 212 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,280 I'm not hungry. 213 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,760 You, what? 214 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,960 I want a separation. 215 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,600 You're in desperation? 216 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,680 No. Yes, because I can't score anymore at basketball! 217 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,040 And I'm not hungry. Is that allowed? 218 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,360 I get it. You lost tonight. 219 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,000 I was about to say it. 220 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,840 Then I don't know what happened. 221 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,600 I can't stand you anymore. 222 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,440 If you talk about her again, you won't come for basketball and I'll fire you. 223 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,520 You'll leave her? 224 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,080 Yes. 225 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,560 Honestly… 226 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,800 You think you can make it on your own? 227 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,200 Then Falco is needed here. 228 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,040 Who? 229 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,800 Falco even had an affair with the principal. 230 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,320 Then he dumped her. 231 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,240 They found her in the bathroom crying desperately. 232 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,400 I don't understand. Who is he? 233 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,280 -You really never heard of Falco? -No, I told you. 234 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200 Thanks. 235 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,040 The work of art was Miss Trieste 1992. 236 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,000 He picked her up without saying one word. Not even "hi". 237 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,960 Not even "hi". What a genius. How did he do it? 238 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,960 How do you know this guy? 239 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,760 The son of the doorman in the building where I lived. 240 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,320 I had lost sight of him, 241 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,320 and then I find him photographed on all magazines 242 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,120 with the prettiest women on the planet. 243 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,160 A myth. 244 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,520 IS FALCO SINGLE? HE'S THE PLAYBOY OF ITALY 245 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,720 FALCO CLAWS THE DAUGHTER OF PELÉ 246 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,120 The guy who was to marry Pelé's daughter? 247 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,800 Very good! The marriage of the century. 248 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,320 The jerk got caught the day before the wedding 249 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,480 screwing a Peruvian waitress. 250 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,200 And he disappeared into thin air. 251 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,720 -Dead? -Worse. He retired. 252 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,280 What do I have to do with Falco? 253 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,560 He's an expert in quick divorces. 254 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,400 Parties where they don't answer the buzzer are the worst. 255 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,760 -Give him time. -Let's go home. 256 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,280 -You'd promised, please. -Sorry, I can't help it. 257 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,080 -We'll stay little. -Very little. 258 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,720 Finally! 259 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,320 Thanks! You're so handsome! Thank you for coming. 260 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,080 -Camilla… you came. -Yes. 261 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,720 -No disguise? -It's an interior one. 262 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,760 Ok, come in. 263 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,040 Hi! You just arrived? 264 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,600 What are you dressed as? 265 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,920 An unemployed person. Chronically. 266 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,360 How cool! 267 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,800 Excuse me, but it's mandatory. 268 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,320 Keep this on at least. Come on. 269 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,080 It doesn't look bad on you. 270 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,880 -Hi. How are you? -Nice party, huh? 271 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,440 -Isn't it? -Elegant! 272 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,680 -Are you having fun? -More or less like your husband. 273 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,960 He adores dancing. 274 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,400 You look nice blond! 275 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,880 -You think? -Yes! 276 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,280 Anna! Come sit with us. 277 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,480 -She is Anna, our baby-sitter. -Pleased to meet you. 278 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,120 She is your baby-sitter? 279 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,520 Shall we go dance? 280 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,120 Yes, but I put the little girl to bed at night. 281 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,080 -So you can dance. -Yes. I love dancing. 282 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,360 Marvelous! 283 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,880 We always go out together. 284 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,320 Who baby-sits the girl? 285 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,720 Carlo! 286 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,240 Do you have children, Camilla? 287 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,640 No. 288 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,840 We don't have children. 289 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,800 Camilla, may I ask you something? 290 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,000 What's your zodiac sign? 291 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,040 Me? 292 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,520 You really want to know? 293 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,720 Very much. 294 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Sagittarius. 295 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,160 I knew it! 296 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,320 I could tell you're a Sagittarius. 297 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,400 How could you tell? 298 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,240 My ex boyfriend was a Sagittarius, 299 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,320 my ex girlfriend was a Sagittarius, my best friend is a Sagittarius. 300 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,240 And you are like them! 301 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,920 This thrills you? 302 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Very much! 303 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,440 My Chihuahua is a Sagittarius, too. 304 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,360 -Isn't it an amazing coincidence? -An amazing coincidence! 305 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:47,280 Your ex girlfriend, ex boyfriend, your best friend, and the dog. 306 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,920 Love, can you believe it? It's really fantastic. 307 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,320 You know what I think? 308 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,480 That in this party, there are more Sagittarians around. 309 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,760 Want to bet? 310 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,600 -No, Camilla. -It's very important. 311 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,120 It's important to find out how many Sagittarians there are! 312 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,680 Excuse me if I interrupt the music, 313 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,560 but I must do a survey that will make you all go crazy. 314 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,200 Excuse me, love. It's important. 315 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,840 So, is there anyone in this room… 316 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,680 Camilla, please. 317 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,400 That is a Sagittarian? 318 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,240 Come on, don't be shy! 319 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,920 Very well, Ernestino. We've found one! 320 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,240 -There must be another Sagittarian. -Of course. 321 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,840 Anyone else? Don't be shy. 322 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,960 Very good. 323 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,760 A shy gladiator who admits being a Sagittarian! 324 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,440 Are there any others? Is that it? 325 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,360 We can do a brief summary, right, Anna? 326 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,920 The left tit, the gladiator, 327 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,080 your ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, 328 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,240 your best friend, your damn Chihuahua, 329 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,840 which is already a shitty dog besides his zodiac sign… 330 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,720 A really amazing coincidence! 331 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800 You know what could have happened? 332 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,560 An enormous coincidence, a party of only Sagittarians. 333 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,920 Then we'd really all have gone crazy! 334 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,200 I told you not to bring her. 335 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,320 I got your purse. Let's go. 336 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,200 -Let's get out. Come on. -No, wait. 337 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,560 I feel like crying. 338 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,760 I'm sick, I was disgusting. I don't know what got into me. 339 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,720 -Let's forget it. It's history. -No, really. What I did was horrible. 340 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,440 Let's get out. 341 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,520 Simone… 342 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,240 I feel sick. 343 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,600 Help me. 344 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,800 She was really a bitch, though! 345 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,360 She complained about everything. 346 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,640 She was at a point of no return. 347 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,440 She didn't like being at home, but didn't go out. 348 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,040 She didn't work, but didn't look for a job. 349 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,800 She said the house was horrible. 350 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,400 And I don't know why. 351 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,720 And what made me suffer the most… 352 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,040 What? 353 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,840 You hated my friends. 354 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,680 You hated all of them. 355 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,320 I have to like your friends to be with you? 356 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,360 -Yes. -Really? Why? 357 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,800 Because friends are similar. They're our friends. 358 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,280 No. Carlo is an emotionally retarded sex maniac. You aren't. 359 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,960 As far as I know. 360 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,720 Give it back! 361 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,800 Come on. 362 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,320 No. Enough! 363 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,280 Go to hell! I'm substituting you! 364 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,080 Yeah, fuck it. I don't feel like playing anymore. 365 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,360 Yeah, we don't feel like it. 366 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,960 And thanks for sending my birthday party to pot. 367 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,560 Don't kick me out. Playing with you is all I have left. 368 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,280 What is it? 369 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,640 Falco's number. 370 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,880 It's a land-line. 371 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,480 Falco doesn't have cell phones. 372 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,320 We want the old Simone. 373 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,760 Either you call him, or I will. 374 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,880 Tomorrow evening, at ten. 375 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,920 Parking lot of the mall on State Road five. 376 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,320 How cool. 377 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,120 A secret encounter with Falco. 378 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,280 I haven't seen him since high school. 379 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,440 When he was 15 he swiped my girlfriend. Great guy. 380 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,280 -Aren't you excited? -Not much. 381 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,680 -Are you sure he's here? Nobody's here. -I can feel him. He's here. 382 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,240 I think it's him. 383 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,040 -Let's go. -No, wait. 384 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,840 Falco! How long has it been? 385 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,560 Sorry about what happened with Pelé's daughter. 386 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,040 What have you done all these years? 387 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,360 Push-ups, knee bends, no weights. 388 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,080 Is it him? 389 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,400 Yes, it is. 390 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,240 I accepted to see you because Valli asked me. 391 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,120 What do you want from me? 392 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,160 I want a separation. 393 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,560 Go on, tell him everything. 394 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,360 I'm Simone Fortini, married to Camilla Ledda. 395 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,960 I want a separation, but I can't. 396 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,880 He wants you to screw his wife until she leaves him. 397 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960 Great! 398 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,520 You're a coward. 399 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,000 Yes, I know. 400 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,880 But I tried in every way. 401 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,800 Falco, I know the girl. 402 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,560 After ten minutes of talking to her, you can't stand it. 403 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,000 If you contradict her, she gets pissed off. A real ball-breaker. 404 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,960 -Don't exaggerate. -It was to help you. 405 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,840 -Why did you come to me? -You ask? 406 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,960 You're the biggest playboy in Italy. 407 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,840 They say you never miss. 408 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,960 I'm not a playboy. 409 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,160 I never hurt anyone. 410 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,520 I just intervened when a sad woman… 411 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,360 wanted it. 412 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,240 Is that clear? 413 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,520 Camilla is very sad. 414 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,560 It's your chance to do a good deed. 415 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,800 Camilla. Is that her name? 416 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,400 I have to think about it. 417 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,760 Thanks, Falco. 418 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,240 He was born that way. It's genetic. 419 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,320 Camilla won't like him. He's too… 420 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,960 He's too great. 421 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,520 Why is he driving in reverse? 422 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,960 Falco always drives in reverse. 423 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,800 -Hi. -What are you doing at this hour? 424 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,320 It was full of ice. You are so late. 425 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,640 I went to drink something with Carlo. 426 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,960 Did you eat? I'll fix something. 427 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,640 No, thanks. 428 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,800 I'll be right back. 429 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,440 The door opens in a very particular way. 430 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,680 It seems normal to me. 431 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,720 This is the secret. It's particular, but seems normal. 432 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,240 So what's particular about it? 433 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,520 That it seems normal. 434 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,520 Simone Fortini is urgently wanted on the phone. Very urgently. 435 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,280 -Camilla, tell me. I'm busy. -Be quiet and listen. 436 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,880 Take her to lunch tomorrow to a place she likes. 437 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,680 At the "Dolce Vita". 438 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,240 Yes. I know where it is. 439 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,280 Why? 440 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,600 That way I'll see if I can do the job. 441 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,400 Hell… 442 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,720 I'm sorry. 443 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,520 Poor thing. 444 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,720 So I went down and the postman was putting the mail in the mailbox. 445 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:19,080 I said to him, "See how many names are on the buzzer? 446 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,000 Why do you always ring mine to have the door opened?" 447 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,720 You know what he answered? 448 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,560 -Because you're always home. -That's what he answered. 449 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,080 Did I already tell you that? 450 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,240 -No. -You think it's logical? 451 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,840 -I'm going to the bathroom. -Tell me if it seems logical! 452 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,200 I'll go to the bathroom. 453 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,160 Excuse me, ma'am. I want to pay homage to your beauty. 454 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,760 I'm sorry, I have no change. 455 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,800 It's a present for you. 456 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,720 Really? 457 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,520 I'm not giving you a flower, but giving you to the flower. 458 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,680 Thank you. 459 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,920 I thank you, on behalf of the male population. 460 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,840 All of it? 461 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,960 All of it. 462 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,800 -What is it? -Nothing. It was a madman. 463 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,400 -What is it? -Nothing. Really. 464 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,200 -Waiter, the bill! -It's been paid for. 465 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,640 I took care of it. 466 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,880 Shall we go? 467 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,760 Are you alone? 468 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,840 Yes, of course. 469 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,920 Tell me everything about her. 470 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,520 Musical tastes? 471 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,680 Jazz, rock, pop, progressive, salsa, merengue? 472 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,920 The taranta? 473 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,960 I don't think so. No. 474 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,560 Does she smoke? 475 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,800 No. Yes. Excuse me. I'm confused. 476 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,840 Cinema? 477 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,560 Commercial, art-house, romantic? 478 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,440 Does she download TV series? What books does she read? 479 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,880 -She likes Russian novels. -Does she take drugs? 480 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,680 Why? Do only drugged people read Russian novels? 481 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,600 Does she get depressed, angry, cry a lot, drink coffee? Her friends? 482 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,640 Cries, doesn't have friends, light coffee. 483 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,440 -Parents? -They argued. 484 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,520 Phobias? 485 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,680 Well, quite a few. 486 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,200 Does she cheat on you? 487 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,840 No. I mean, not… 488 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,840 -Does she like to say dirty things? -What? 489 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,440 Sex! Sadomaso? You use objects, say who you'd like to do it with? 490 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,680 Famous people? 491 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,800 Either me on top… 492 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,120 -Or her on top. -Oh, well… 493 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,080 Excuse me, Falco. How long will it take to finish… 494 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,240 the job? 495 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,960 From ten to 15 days. 496 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,760 -How much does it cost? -We'll discuss it later. 497 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,000 Where does she work? 498 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,160 -She doesn't. -What does she do? 499 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,120 -She doesn't leave the house. -That's not good. 500 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,720 Make up a way of having her go out. I can't work at your house. 501 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,840 How can I get her to leave home? 502 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,880 Find her a job, lock her out. I'll look for you. 503 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,640 With this bike I used to… What races! 504 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,680 If you wanted me to pity you, you just had to say your age. 505 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,880 You'd do me a favor. Try Camilla, even for just a week. 506 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,600 -But right now… -She worked in a radio like yours. 507 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,680 She's very good, but she's depressed. It would do her good. 508 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,600 I don't doubt it, but I don't have money to pay her. 509 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,480 -Give her little, just to begin. -I don't have little. 510 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,920 -If something comes up… -That means "yes"? 511 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,360 It's a "no" for now. 512 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,400 I'll call you. I'll come back on Thursday for the hubcaps. 513 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,920 See you Thursday. You're giving up like that? 514 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,040 Wait. 515 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,880 How much should she get monthly? 516 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,040 The most we ever gave was 500 Euros. 517 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,840 I'll pay it. 518 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,280 -You? -She won't disappoint you. 519 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,520 Bye, guys. 520 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,240 You're great! 521 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,200 Good morning. 522 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,680 What do they mean by "Winter is back"? 523 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,360 For a couple of cold days… Is that news? 524 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,560 Emergency cold! 525 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,160 Then there'll be emergency heat and emergency pollen… 526 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,520 Know what the real emergency is? Abuse of the word "emergency". 527 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,960 -I absolutely agree. -And then, stupid advice. 528 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,200 Drink water, eat fruit and vegetables. 529 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,200 Do they think we are all idiots? 530 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,240 You know who I ran into the other day? 531 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,160 -I saw Andrea Stanzani. -Who? 532 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,200 One of our clients who opened a radio station, 533 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,200 a clever one, Free Mind Radio. 534 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,600 Did you hear of it? They're great. 535 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,720 I heard it. A radio station for idiots. 536 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,680 That one. We started talking and your name came up. 537 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,320 Your name came up. 538 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,880 -I told him you worked with a radio. -Why? 539 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,920 It just came up. 540 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,440 What matters is that he was very interested. 541 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,920 He needs collaborators and… 542 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,040 -And what? -And he'd like to talk to you. 543 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,520 -I'm bad off, but not that much. -Camilla! 544 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,360 -Calm down. -You're interrupting me. 545 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,360 -Don't holler! -I will holler! 546 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,160 I wasn't before, but now I am! 547 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,040 He asked me as a personal favor. 548 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,320 Please, go talk to him and then… 549 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400 And then? 550 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,480 You can't stay all of your life cooped up in this house! 551 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,360 Giulia, did you read my message? 552 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,840 No. I won't answer him right away. 553 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,720 I must wait for him now. 554 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,880 Know what? I think he's married. 555 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,360 No, OK. I'm serene, of course. Sure. 556 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,400 I feel certain things. 557 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,560 He didn't answer me. It was Saturday and he didn't answer. I'm serene. 558 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,200 Wait. A woman has to ask me something. What is it? 559 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,720 I'm still Camilla Ledda and I'd like to talk to Andrea Stanzani. 560 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,880 You already said that. Excuse me. 561 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,840 Honey, what were you saying? 562 00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,720 If the house is so small, how can 40 people fit inside? 563 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,280 I'm coming around ten. Will you keep an eye on him? 564 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,760 Hey, party girl, I can't waste time. 565 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,680 -Are you the pastry shop girl? -No. 566 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,160 I've an appointment with Andrea Stanzani. Should I send you an MS? 567 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:18,160 If you aren't working, it's not my fault. 568 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:22,320 -Why, are you working? -What's going on here? Everything OK? 569 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,360 I'm fine, but ask the lady. I don't know why she got nervous… 570 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,400 -You are…? -Camilla Ledda. 571 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,960 -Simone's wife! -I'm looking for Stanzani. 572 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,040 I am he. 573 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,400 -And your dad? -I'm the radio station director. 574 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,720 Come, let's talk. 575 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,280 The second door. 576 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,240 No, some hysterical woman… 577 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,880 Simone told me you worked as speaker on a radio station. 578 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,800 Yes. In Sardinia I worked with girlfriends on a station. 579 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,320 Then I moved here to Milan. 580 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,480 So you have heard some of our programs? 581 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,400 Yes, sure, some. 582 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,400 What do you think? Honestly. 583 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,360 Honestly? 584 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,720 I don't like them. -You don't… 585 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,840 They're ugly, inconsistent, banal, with no editorial structure. 586 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,880 -No appeal at all. -Ok. I understood. 587 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,520 -You asked me. -Yes, but let's talk about you now. 588 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,680 -What do you like? -It's quicker if I tell you what I don't. 589 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:32,040 -For example? -I hate people who look for coincidences. 590 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,640 I despise them. 591 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:38,000 Since they can't make conversation, they look for connections in anything. 592 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,920 "What a coincidence! You go skiing in the mountains?" 593 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Where does one go skiing? On an island? 594 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,360 -And then? -I don't like vampires. 595 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,440 -Vampires? -People with no personality, 596 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,000 who are vampires with that of others. 597 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:57,520 I don't like fake humble people, those who say "maybe", "we'll see". 598 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,880 I don't like people that apologize a lot, either. 599 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,080 And something I can't stand 600 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:08,040 are those who put alternating photos on the desktop of their computer. 601 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,640 An alternating nightmare. 602 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,720 I find it unbearable. 603 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,760 Very irritating. 604 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,240 Anything else? 605 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:21,120 I hate sneaky behavior, people who you meet on the street 606 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,880 and instead of kissing you on the cheeks, touch your cheekbones. 607 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,440 I can't stand who doesn't pay taxes, and worse yet, 608 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,720 those who boast at the cafe that they don't. 609 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:34,360 I don't like men who pluck their eyebrows and give them a seagull shape. 610 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,200 Those who don't vote because "they're all the same". 611 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,520 -Then there is something… -Ok, I've an idea. 612 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,120 You could come here every morning as a guest, 613 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,320 and make out a list of the things you don't like. 614 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,840 -Just as you are doing now. -Every morning? 615 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,080 Yes. I think it works. 616 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,960 I'll give you 500 Euros. 617 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,680 It's little. 618 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,120 What do you mean? 619 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,560 I'm a horrible negotiator. Let's forget it. 620 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,680 -How much do you want, more or less? -I don't know. Double. 621 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,680 Double? 622 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,080 But you see that we're a small radio station. 623 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,520 I understand. I noticed it's really small and having problems, huh? 624 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,520 Let's wait for better days. Maybe we'll meet again. 625 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,520 Wait a minute. Let's do something. 626 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,040 I'll talk to our sponsor next door and see what I can do. 627 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,840 -You have a sponsor? -Yes. 628 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,440 Hang on to him. He's crazy. 629 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,920 Forty years. A nice lifting would be fine. 630 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,200 -It's Andrea. -Answer. 631 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,840 -Hello, Andrea? -Simone. 632 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,040 How did it go? 633 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,160 -Your wife is still here. -Good. 634 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,000 She says 500 Euros is too little. 635 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,160 She wants double. 636 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,120 -She wants double? -She's not stupid. 637 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,440 If you want, I'll see if she accepts. 638 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,080 Seven hundred is too much! 639 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,960 Tell her you'll give her 600. I'll wait. 640 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,800 He said we can go up to 600 Euros. 641 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,120 Too little. 642 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,680 It isn't. Tell me what we can offer you. 643 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,480 Eight hundred? 644 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,640 What a bitch! 800! She wants to ruin me. Shit! 645 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:15,160 I'm an employee. I can barely get to the end of the month. 646 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,440 Listen, 800 Euros is not Camilla's salary. 647 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,080 It's the price for your freedom. 648 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,600 Camilla must leave home. 649 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,440 Consider it as alimony. 650 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,680 Before being separated? 651 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,360 An advance. You'll have to pay alimony anyway. 652 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,400 Come on. 653 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,200 Ok, it's a deal. Let's give her 800 Euros. 654 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,120 Can I give you a check to cash in three months? 655 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,280 No. It's what I thought. Let's hire her. 656 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,800 Eight hundred. 657 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,280 -You're not giving me a raise? -There's a crisis for everyone. 658 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,040 -Shall we get coffee to warm up? -Thanks, but I'm busy. 659 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,760 Only two minutes. 660 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,600 A light coffee will put you back in shape. 661 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,600 No, thanks. I prefer waiting here. 662 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,840 Ok. Then we'll wait here. 663 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,320 Do you realize how beautiful you are? 664 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,280 Thank you. 665 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,560 I've an idea. Hold this. 666 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,040 Tell me, how was sex? 667 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,160 I don't know. You say it. 668 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,840 I didn't understand how the mechanism works. 669 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,320 When you ask questions, do I answer first? 670 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,800 -She asks the question and we answer. -Ok. 671 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,400 You asked how it was? 672 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Honestly? 673 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,920 I can't remember the last time I had an orgasm. 674 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,040 -Good morning. -Good morning. 675 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,400 God! It's so late! 676 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,080 -Wish me luck. -Good luck. 677 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,560 Thanks. Listen to me, huh? 678 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,240 Friends of Free Mind Radio, we welcome you. 679 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,120 We're inaugurating a new program. What I can't stand, with Camilla Ledda. 680 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,440 Camilla, welcome. How are you today? 681 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,640 -Terrible. -Why? What happened? 682 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,680 -You see many reasons for feeling well? -Dunno. Tell us. 683 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,600 People who pretend being optimistic. 684 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,040 I hate optimism, forced smiles and forced kindness. 685 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,160 You know what I mean? 686 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:32,360 But it's true that optimism helps face tough moments in life. 687 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,880 No. It's a way of denying evidence. Optimism deceives life and even you. 688 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,240 I met someone with his leg in a cast. 689 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,600 I said, "Darn, I'm sorry." He replied, "In my misfortune, I was lucky". 690 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:48,760 Someone must explain the concept of luck applied to misfortune. 691 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,440 It could have been worse for him. 692 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,320 If someone breaks his leg, he should say, "Fuck, what lousy luck." 693 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,760 It's like saying, "They stole my car. Good thing there was little gas." 694 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,280 I like people who protest, I like people who rebel, 695 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,720 people who don't accept things as they are. 696 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,480 Believe me, legitimate anger helps. 697 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,000 Down with optimism. Long live who won't accept! 698 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,480 I can't stand people who do distance adoptions, 699 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,520 but treat badly people who clean car windows. 700 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,920 Those who never call, and when you do they say, "You never call me!" 701 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,720 -And then? -Those who say, "It'll pass". 702 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,160 They don't want to listen. 703 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:29,000 I can't stand people who would solve everything with a bomb. 704 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:33,120 Nor can I stand men who make women sign resignation sheets when they're hired. 705 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,840 The sound of my voice right now bothers me, too. 706 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,760 And love at first sight. It doesn't exist. Love must be built! 707 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,160 Our Camilla has lots of things to say. 708 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,600 Go ahead, we like what you don't like. 709 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:49,320 I can't stand people who don't drink, nor alcoholics. 710 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,720 I can't stand people who don't pay extra work, 711 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,640 and if you tell them, they say, "That's the door". 712 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,440 I don't tolerate those who treat people like animals, 713 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,680 nor people who treat animals like people. 714 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,720 Those people who put coats on the dog and say, "All he's missing is speech". 715 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,120 Yeah, I know. 716 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,160 And then I hate the term "exclusive". 717 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:11,480 Exclusive party, exclusive club, exclusive marriage. 718 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,840 If something is exclusive, it means someone was excluded. 719 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,120 And I don't like that. 720 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,040 The salesgirls who say a dress makes you look less dramatic? 721 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,840 Where's the drama? I don't understand. 722 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,920 Why are you laughing? Enough! 723 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,280 Enough of the glass half full and half empty. 724 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,880 -Let's fill this glass! -You're right. 725 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,320 Let's fill it. 726 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,240 What if I told you, that meeting you was a stroke of good luck? 727 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,360 -Would I be an optimist? -No. I'd say it's the right comment. 728 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,040 Thanks, Camilla. Goodbye, friends. Life is hell. 729 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,000 -Well? How did it go? -Great! Good work! 730 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,960 Pessimism looks good on you. 731 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,240 Do you always come here by chance? 732 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,080 -No, I want to have lunch with you. -Why? 733 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,360 I must talk to you about something. 734 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,760 About what? 735 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,320 Anything. You choose. 736 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,440 Don't you know I'm married? 737 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,480 I just want to talk to you about this rotten society. 738 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,160 Meanwhile, we'll fill our glasses. 739 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,720 Look. For the first time, after months, I'm vaguely cheerful. 740 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,520 You won't chop me up and throw me in the Naviglio? 741 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,920 No. I promise. 742 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,800 Ok. 743 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,840 I hate Russian novels. I can't stop reading them. 744 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,200 -Hey, no! -What is it? 745 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,680 It's too tempting. Warn me, or I'll get a stroke. 746 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,600 You're a real character. 747 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,600 Watch out for the bikers. 748 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,680 -Here. -Thanks. 749 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,000 To the beautiful things that we have left. 750 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,400 To beautiful things. 751 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,000 Things are going better, and I'm not used to it. 752 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,360 Don't worry. I won't start talking, or I won't stop. 753 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,040 Go ahead. I like listening to you. We have all day. 754 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,640 I must tell you some things, too. First, who I am. 755 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,320 Because I trust you. 756 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,080 But when you find out who I am… 757 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,320 Why? Who are you? 758 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,200 I've lived hidden a long time. 759 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,480 It's me. 760 00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:37,960 I'm Falco. 761 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,160 I know what you're about to tell me. 762 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,680 That I was wrong in going with that waitress, 763 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,080 I ruined my marriage with Pelé's daughter… 764 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,040 I thought about why I did that stupid thing during these years. 765 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,040 I did it on purpose. 766 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,760 Yes, because marrying such an important girl, 767 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,000 the daughter of someone so important, 768 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,080 would have taken me away from reality, from myself. 769 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,240 I'm a free man 770 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:05,960 who is looking… 771 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,240 for pure love. 772 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,840 Surely she suffered a lot. 773 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,360 -Pelé's daughter? -Yes. 774 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,120 And Pelé? 775 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,560 I didn't put foot in Brazil for two years. 776 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,800 And the waitress? 777 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,960 -Are you kidding me? -I don't know what you're talking about. 778 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:34,720 -Forgive me a minute. -I do, but I don't understand. 779 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,760 -Excuse me. -Please. 780 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,040 -So, champ? How's it going? -What are you doing here? 781 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,440 I just came to snoop. To see how things were going. 782 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:08,520 If you're a Peeping Tom who likes looking at his wife, it's over. 783 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,160 No, I didn't come to snoop. 784 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,280 I came because… 785 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,360 Why? 786 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,400 I feel anguished here. 787 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,200 I'm embarrassed. Don't look at me. 788 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:31,520 Hey, everything is OK. Breathe. 789 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,920 Inhale and exhale. 790 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,240 Exhale. That's it. 791 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,560 Because you saw me at work and it upset you a bit. That's normal. 792 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,800 In the next few days, you'll like her again. 793 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,960 It's a transition phase, it's normal. 794 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,240 You must resist. 795 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,280 Total abstinence, a sex strike. 796 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,280 Is that clear? Clear? 797 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,240 It's clear. 798 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,440 When she goes out, don't ask her where, because you'd make her lie. 799 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,200 Tell me you understood. 800 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,280 -I understood. -Good. 801 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,440 Hi. Did you hear the program? 802 00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,120 -Yes, sure. -What do you say? 803 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,760 Very nice. You were a bit unnatural. 804 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:36,280 -Unnatural? -A little. 805 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,840 I'll tell you two or three ideas for tomorrow. 806 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,200 No! I must go do some things… 807 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,760 -The radio group's going out to celebrate. -Good. 808 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,920 But I… 809 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,200 -Don't feel like it. -You should go. 810 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,520 The truth is that I wanted… 811 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,120 to celebrate with you. 812 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,440 Camilla, you must be correct. 813 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,440 If they care, you should go. 814 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,520 And that's it. 815 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,160 Then I'll go. 816 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,200 Go on. 817 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,240 -I'll go. -Yes, go. 818 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:22,920 What is it? 819 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,640 That dress looks nice on you. 820 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,520 Thanks. I bought it today. 821 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,320 An advance on my salary. 822 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,160 An advance on… 823 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,720 I hate people who don't call things by their names. 824 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,600 -Give me an example. -It happens with food, too. 825 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,120 Must be the fault of these programs with chefs. 826 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,520 -Chefs who are always pissed off. -It's true. 827 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,720 The other day I went to a restaurant and wanted carbonara pasta. 828 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,440 The waiter said, "The proposal for today, from the chef, 829 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,280 is spaghettini in beaten egg, 830 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,480 with brunoise of crunchy bacon, 831 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,120 Roman pecorino DOP cheese and black pepper from a mortar." 832 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,920 What did you answer this poet? 833 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,040 I said, "Excuse me, voluptuary exponent 834 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,880 of the restaurant personnel and the restaurant room, 835 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,480 why don't you move your limbs inside the kitchen 836 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,960 and let me immediately have a nice carbonara?" 837 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,080 Was it the cafeteria of the Accademia Della Crusca? 838 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,480 I don't know. Anyway, he brought me a carbonara. 839 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,800 I ate it, and I assure you, it was delicious. 840 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,240 What do you want? 841 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,120 People who, without using their name, on Twitter write bad things on anyone. 842 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,360 Cowards! 843 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:49,480 It's easy if your name is Strawberry86 or Rambaforever… 844 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,840 Who on earth chooses these names? 845 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:59,280 And then those on Facebook, who think Facebook is a secret diary 846 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:03,360 and write anything, all their bullshit, as if anyone cared. 847 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,200 Practically everyone. 848 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,400 And there's something else that doesn't help communication. 849 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,040 Plastic surgery, that makes everyone the same. 850 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,680 They're all there looking at you with raised cheeks, eyes wide open. 851 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,680 With their expression of stupor. 852 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,560 You never know if they think you're saying something stupid or cool. 853 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,680 Camilla, tell me at least one thing you like. 854 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,560 Yes, I will, but not today. 855 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,720 Ok, some music, friends. 856 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,840 Hi. How did it go today? 857 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,400 Fine, thanks. 858 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,480 -What did you do after the radio? -I took a walk. 859 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,520 -Alone? -Yes. 860 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,600 -I have to talk to you. -Hungry? 861 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,440 -Yes. -I didn't cook anything. 862 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,080 -Shall we order pizza? -Yes. 863 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,240 -Hi. -Hi. 864 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,360 -Listen… -Will you give me a kiss? 865 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,760 Give me a kiss. 866 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,200 That isn't your cell phone. 867 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,640 It's new. They gave it to me today at the radio station. 868 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,200 Hello? 869 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,800 Excuse me. I couldn't find it. 870 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,080 Yes, OK, sure. 871 00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,640 Ok. See you later. 872 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,440 -Everything OK? -I must go out. I'll be back soon. 873 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,160 -Are you hiding something? -No. Why? 874 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,840 I'm asking you seriously. You don't have to tell me anything? 875 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,160 No, really. See you later. Wait for me. 876 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,560 I'm going to talk with Falco. 877 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,240 Falco! 878 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,400 Carlo, come see if the engine is OK. 879 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,520 Wait, Falco. Don't leave. 880 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,480 Falco… 881 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,920 Any news? 882 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,360 Good news. You can already consider yourself single. 883 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,600 Really? 884 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,680 Tomorrow the matter will be closed. 885 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,760 You can start organizing your new life. 886 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,480 Why tomorrow? 887 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,680 What's happening tomorrow? 888 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,480 I want to understand. You were… 889 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,360 quick. 890 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,520 -Did something happen? -No, Simone! 891 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,040 You can't go past this line. 892 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,640 You're right. 893 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:42,000 I was saying… 894 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,520 Now that you know Camilla, what do you think? 895 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,600 She's a good girl. 896 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,480 A bit complicated, but with a particular energy. 897 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:52,720 What do you think? 898 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,320 Listen to me. Tomorrow morning fix her a maracuja shake. 899 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,120 She must drink it on an empty stomach. 900 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,240 Why? What's happening tomorrow? 901 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,720 -Pietro! -Mrs. Adriana. 902 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,120 -Do you remember me? -Of course I do. 903 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,040 During these years I've seen you in all the papers. 904 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,160 What did you do with Pelé's daughter? 905 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,880 Don't you start, please! 906 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,880 -I never forgot. -Who? Pelé's daughter? 907 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,840 No. You know what I'm talking about. 908 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,400 You can't forget the first time. 909 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,000 It was madness. Let's not think about it anymore. 910 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,840 Anyway, if you want a paint job, 911 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,520 you know where to find us. 912 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:11,600 I'm here! 913 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,360 No! 914 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,600 -Wake up! I was next to you. -I know. 915 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,960 -Know where I can find some maracuja? -Mara, what? 916 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,000 Maracuja! It's a natural aphrodisiac. Ignorant. 917 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,960 -The Chinese sell it. -The Chinese have everything. 918 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,440 Ok. I'll help you find it. Now do a good shot, at least once. 919 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,360 Ok, I'll concentrate. 920 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,840 Oh, God! He's dead. 921 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:03,680 Did I score? 922 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:07,120 -Yes, you did. How are you? -Very well. Everything's OK. 923 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,400 -Bravo! -Everything's OK, guys. 924 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,920 -But what is maracuja? -Passion fruit! 925 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,520 If you don't have it, it comes. 926 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:20,040 Passion comes and remains with you during nights of fire! 927 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:28,840 Good morning. 928 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,720 Are you making a shake? 929 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,120 Yes, for you. 930 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:38,840 Thank you. 931 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,600 Carlo, I can't stand it! Tell me-- 932 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,320 -Speak softly! -Why? 933 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,280 It took me two hours to put that hyena to sleep! 934 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,400 Milena's here. I hadn't seen her. 935 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,880 -Tell me where Falco is. -He'll kill me. 936 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:33,040 -I'll kill you first. Shall I wake her? -No. Ok. 937 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,120 Wait. 938 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,240 -Actually, I can't tell you. I will. -Milena! 939 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,440 Softly, though. Softly. 940 01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,080 Hey, Falco! 941 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,520 Follow me. 942 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,320 -Carlo squealed! -No, nobody squealed! 943 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,560 I'll take care of him. Now leave and forget you were ever here. 944 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,360 Sure. I've already forgotten. 945 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:06,840 I wanted to say… 946 01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:09,160 I wanted to say it's over. 947 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:11,480 We're stopping here. 948 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,600 I don't want to lose Camilla. 949 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,960 I'm grateful for everything you did. 950 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,360 It's thanks to you that my life changed. Camilla is happy now. 951 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,240 I see her with different eyes. 952 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,360 Falco, I realized I still love her. 953 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,480 She's the woman of my life. 954 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:37,920 Falco, what is it? 955 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,200 I've fallen in love. 956 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,560 -With who? -With Camilla. 957 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,400 It shouldn't have happened. I'm so sorry. 958 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,240 Don't worry. These things happen. 959 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,360 It's a risk your job involves, I think. 960 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,800 But that's enough. I'll pay you what you're entitled to. 961 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:22,920 I'm leaving you a wonderful woman. You don't deserve her. 962 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,440 But you're stopping here. Ok? 963 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,960 When you came to me… 964 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:36,000 I didn't like you at all. 965 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,120 But now that I know you, 966 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,080 I realized something. 967 01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:47,280 I've never met a jerk like you. And yet, I know many. 968 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,200 What you're saying is very nice. 969 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,200 You need to let it out now, and I accept it. 970 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,520 But you come out of it well, you're a proper person. 971 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,840 Really, you're a beautiful person. 972 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,520 What doesn't kill… 973 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,080 fortifies. 974 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000 Camilla! 975 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,000 -What is it? -I don't know. 976 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:05,880 What? 977 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,160 I'm confused. I don't know what to say. 978 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:09,600 Don't ask me anything. 979 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,720 Confused, in what way? 980 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,480 I'm about to do something stupid. I don't want to do it. 981 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,920 I'm leaving for a while. 982 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,160 What stupid thing? Why are you crying? 983 01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,160 I'm not crying. 984 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,560 Wait. 985 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,960 Did something happen? 986 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:26,920 Camilla… 987 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,520 I know what's happening, but it's all over now. 988 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,040 I'd like it to be, but… 989 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,400 I never doubted what I feel for you. 990 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,280 But this thing makes me feel very badly. 991 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,240 -What thing? -Forgive me. 992 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:51,480 I must tell you something, but promise you won't get mad. 993 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:53,760 No, I won't promise. Just tell me. 994 01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:58,880 Camilla… 995 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,000 I contacted Falco. 996 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,960 Who? 997 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:08,360 Falco. To fix things up between us. 998 01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,680 What's Falco have to do with it? 999 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,360 Aren't you seeing him? 1000 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,240 How do you know? 1001 01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:18,800 I know because… 1002 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:21,680 I asked him to do something. 1003 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,440 -What did you ask? -We were having problems. 1004 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,680 I thought he could give the couple a shaking. 1005 01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:31,280 -What did you ask him? -It was hard talking to you. 1006 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,120 Tell me what you asked him to do. 1007 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:37,400 Go out with you. I immediately realized it was stupid. 1008 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,440 You asked Falco to seduce me? 1009 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:43,800 Not exactly. 1010 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,240 You asked him to seduce me? If you did, you're a shit. 1011 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:50,920 -That is not so. -You can't even say bullshit. 1012 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,200 -I just wanted-- -You asked him to seduce me, or not? 1013 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,760 You're a shit! 1014 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,800 Camilla! 1015 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:04,520 Wait! 1016 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,360 Listen. I wasn't able to reach a decision, 1017 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:10,760 so I thought going out with Falco would have shaken you. 1018 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:11,960 That "shaking" again? 1019 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,760 -To strengthen the couple. -Idiot. 1020 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:15,680 It didn't go badly. 1021 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,440 Remember that period? 1022 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,720 You were lying on the bed all day! 1023 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:24,000 -What a bastard. -Whatever I said, was bullshit. 1024 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,840 You don't understand a thing. 1025 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,000 I began working in that shit station 1026 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,520 with that Andrea who covers me with compliments. 1027 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,400 Every day tries to kiss me, and I push him back. 1028 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:37,760 You know why I push him back? Because I fear hurting you. 1029 01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:39,800 Am I an idiot or not? 1030 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,160 My compliments. 1031 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,240 Your fantastic plan worked. 1032 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,880 Now you're a separated man. 1033 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,560 Andrea? 1034 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,320 What does Andrea have to do with it? 1035 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:28,800 Good day, Camilla. 1036 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,520 -How are you today? -Disgusting. 1037 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,720 This puts our listeners in a good mood. 1038 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,160 Today it's worse. I feel a homicide instinct. 1039 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,120 That bad? Who would you like to kill? 1040 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,800 Cowards with no personality who behave like shits. 1041 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,520 One should be afraid if they happen to be next to you. 1042 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,880 I hate people who live with a person and can't say they don't love that person. 1043 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,480 Or even worse, they can't admit it to themselves. 1044 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:53,760 I despise those that organize infantile plans 1045 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,120 in order to avoid any responsibility. 1046 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,240 Moments of crisis don't arise sometimes. 1047 01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,320 They always exist. 1048 01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:05,800 Why do some people run away when they hear the word "crisis"? 1049 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:09,320 Must be the same effect those ultrasound whistles have on dogs. 1050 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:12,840 I think the police should use them to have demonstrators scatter. 1051 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:17,440 "People, we're a patrol having a crisis. Go back to your homes." 1052 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,560 Crisis! 1053 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:21,040 I really want to tell you about this. 1054 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:24,240 I met someone like that once. Know what he did? 1055 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:28,080 He paid a guy to seduce his wife so that she'd leave him. 1056 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,800 He did this because he couldn't behave like an adult man. 1057 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,120 It's incredible, but people like that exist. 1058 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,280 People who deceive life, who make a fool of life. 1059 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,000 So, friends at home, be careful, 1060 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:43,280 because even you could have a person like that next to you and not know it. 1061 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:47,640 From the outside we're all the same, but I don't want to be like anyone. 1062 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:56,480 That was Camilla and her What I can't stand. 1063 01:13:57,160 --> 01:14:00,520 Thanks, Camilla, and to the "Raggi e miraggi" shop, 1064 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,320 everything you need for office and school. 1065 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,320 Goodbye, friends. 1066 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,560 Life is hell. 1067 01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:13,920 Cami… 1068 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,840 So, you have already separated? 1069 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:29,920 -Yes. -No. 1070 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,160 -Yes. -Not yet. 1071 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,160 -Are you seeing someone now? -No. 1072 01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:39,840 For me it's fundamental to know if you went to bed with Andrea. 1073 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,080 -Yes, I did. -Tell me the truth. 1074 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:45,080 It's true. It didn't happen before. But after it did. 1075 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:49,520 She's clearly lying. You must tell the truth. 1076 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,760 That is why we came. Tell her the truth. 1077 01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:54,840 Yes, I went to bed with him. Will you explain it? 1078 01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:59,520 Ok. I decided to come here… 1079 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,520 because in the last three years I felt very much alone. 1080 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,920 I didn't say a week or a month. Three years. 1081 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:12,160 And all this because the person I wanted to build a life with… 1082 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,680 create a family… 1083 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,120 rowed against me. 1084 01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,280 And all this when I thought of becoming a father. 1085 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,360 I'd have been happy to know that. 1086 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:28,080 I never told you? 1087 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,720 -I'd have been happy to know. -We never talked about it? 1088 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:31,680 Never. 1089 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:38,360 You say it was horrible to hire Falco, and you're right. 1090 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,960 But it wasn't a bad thing. 1091 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:44,080 You're more beautiful… 1092 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,280 and look better. 1093 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,560 You didn't realize you had talent. 1094 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,280 And when I had you meet Falco, everything changed. 1095 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,000 And I again fell madly in love with you. 1096 01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:59,160 I tried to stop Falco, but I wasn't able to stop him in time. 1097 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:02,040 So… 1098 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,160 if you still love me… 1099 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:08,480 I am here. 1100 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:12,120 -What do you think, Camilla? -I don't know. I'm confused. 1101 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,000 I felt awful, that is true. 1102 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:17,040 But I loved you. 1103 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:22,160 But I think things were different than what you said. 1104 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,440 I don't think people can always be happy. 1105 01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:27,920 And couples, even less. 1106 01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:32,600 And I don't think it's right that you run away at the first obstacle. 1107 01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:38,040 What I liked about our marriage is that I could be what I am. 1108 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:42,240 With my shitty personality, my cellulite, the worst of me. 1109 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:45,680 I was sure that you would have loved me just the same. 1110 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,240 Instead, I was wrong. 1111 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,880 Why did you run away at the first obstacle? 1112 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:57,840 You're always afraid. You're afraid to say what you think. 1113 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:01,080 You're afraid I'll leave you. You were even afraid to leave me. 1114 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:03,440 I'm sorry. 1115 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,520 All right. What can I say? 1116 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:16,240 Sometimes people come to me to get closer, sometimes to separate. 1117 01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:19,160 All you can do now is work on your separation. 1118 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,760 I'd like to propose seeing each other here once again. 1119 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,160 What do you think, Camilla? 1120 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:34,480 Take a few days, and then call me. 1121 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,160 How much do I owe you? 1122 01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:41,280 Three hundred. 1123 01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,040 -How much? -Three hundred Euros? 1124 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,360 That's my fee. 1125 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,160 Do you have it? 1126 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,600 I hope so. 1127 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,040 You have anything? I don't know if I have enough. 1128 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,000 How much are you missing? 1129 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,160 One hundred 20. 1130 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:34,440 I knew you were here. 1131 01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,840 Araki! The top Japanese of Milan! 1132 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:43,920 Look what I prepared for you. Come here. 1133 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,520 Salmon. North Seas. They are cold there, but free! 1134 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,520 Tonight choose the one you want. 1135 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,120 Home delivery. 1136 01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:54,640 Let's go. 1137 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:56,520 Let's go! 1138 01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:59,160 What the shit are you doing? 1139 01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:01,320 Go! It's your fault. Get lost, jerk! 1140 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,880 What did I do to you? 1141 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,520 Shit! 80 Euros! 1142 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:19,880 Basketball challenge. Who loses, pays. Come on! 1143 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,000 Come on. 1144 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,040 Come on! 1145 01:19:32,440 --> 01:19:34,640 Free. You are free! 1146 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,080 Hello? 1147 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:48,920 What do you want, Simone? 1148 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,000 How are you? 1149 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:56,560 The notice from the courthouse arrived. 1150 01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,440 You knew it would arrive. 1151 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,440 Yes, I did. 1152 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:07,240 -I just thought you'd have advised me. -I did. 1153 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,200 I thought it would be different. 1154 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:11,960 It hurts. 1155 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:15,760 It hurts. 1156 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:20,840 Mr. Fortini and Mrs. Ledda? 1157 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,360 The judge is late. Come back in two hours. 1158 01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:26,480 -Ok. -Thanks. 1159 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,680 -See you later. -See you. 1160 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:44,120 Are you staying here? 1161 01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:47,440 See you later. 1162 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:56,800 Here. 1163 01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:57,880 Thanks. 1164 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:04,720 What would you like? 1165 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,320 A sandwich with tomato and mozzarella. 1166 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,480 I'm sorry, but the lady's was the last one. 1167 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,640 Then a coffee, please. 1168 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,200 May I? 1169 01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:26,720 Of course. 1170 01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,160 You want some? 1171 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,440 You must say, "Yes, I do." 1172 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,080 Yes, I do. 1173 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:56,600 It always happens to me, huh? 1174 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,520 My pleasure, Simone. 1175 01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:11,760 My pleasure, Camilla. 1176 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:22,640 Fortini, Ledda? 1177 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:26,720 Mr. Fortini, Mrs. Ledda. 1178 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,160 Fortini? Ledda? 1179 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:43,280 I can't stand secretaries who remain years behind a desk 1180 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:48,280 pretending to be idiots with their bosses, 1181 01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:51,080 who do everything not to notice their talent. 1182 01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,480 It's not bad. 1183 01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:26,960 You can do better. 1184 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:35,640 Mrs. Adriana. 1185 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,360 Pietro! 1186 01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:38,440 Falco! 1187 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,400 Remember my mother? 1188 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,520 We ran into each other a few times. Who knows if she remembers. 1189 01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:45,920 Vaguely. 1190 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,560 See you, Falco. Bye! 1191 01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,680 So, tell me how you reached this point of the crisis? 1192 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:43,520 -Go on. -No, no. You go. 1193 01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:47,280 Say it! 1194 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:52,040 We are here. You spoke at home… 1195 01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:54,480 No. You wanted to come here. Say it. 1196 01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:57,640 -Say it. -You know the reasons. 1197 01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:58,600 I talk. 1198 01:27:58,680 --> 01:27:59,840 He's spoiled. 1199 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:01,400 He's capricious. 1200 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:03,320 He always wants to be right. 1201 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:04,840 You can't contradict him. 1202 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:07,840 That's how he is, in everything. 1203 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:11,200 And I found out that he likes pussy. 1204 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,560 What a nerve! 84614

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