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(music)[Pop]
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(music)[Pop]
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(music)[Continues]
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[Cat Screeches]
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(music)[Ends]
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- Morning, Oscar
- Morning, Miss Albright
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Finding a cab may take a while
in this mess No umbrella?
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Really think I need one?
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Guess not
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[Laughs]
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- [Horn Honks]
- Thanks Have a good one
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Oh
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Nice Bye
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First stop,
66th and Broadway
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I need to be there
in four minutes, please
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[Laughs] Oh, yeah
That's gonna happen
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Hi Dana?
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[Man On Phone] WNYH You're caller seven
Can you name our mystery song?
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Oops I did it again Sorry
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That's right! You win!
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Oh, that's like
five greens in a row
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The force is strong
this morning, boy
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Dana, it looks like
I'm running a little early
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So I'm gonna make a stop
at Balducci's Muffin?
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I am the master of my universe
Positive energy, positive results
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[Dog Yipping]
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Oh, perfect
Taking the dog for a walk
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Good morning, Mr. Phillips I want to introduce
you to the hottest band in New York City
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- [Dog Yipping]
- Magic time
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Oh, perfect!
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Huh Find a penny...
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[Cloth Tears]
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[Sighs]
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Uh, Mr. Phillips?
Excuse me?
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[Mutters, Sighs]
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Here we go Lift
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Good
Walk it around
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Bring it around
Bring it around
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That's it
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[Chattering]
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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[Sighs]
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- [Man] Hey, hold it, please
- Oh
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- Thanks
- You're welcome
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- [Dog Yipping]
- Come on, baby
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- [Whimpers]
- Baby made a poo-poo!
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- Now, let's go
- [Whistles]
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Baby, your poo-poo's
costing me
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[Grunting]
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Happy?
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[Dog Whimpers]
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- Hi Good morning
- Mm-hmm
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[Laughs]
Sweet
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[Groans]
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[Dog Yipping]
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- [Grunts]
- Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
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- What are you doing? Get off!
- I'm sorry Are you o...
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Look, I'm... Let me help you up
Stop hitting me!
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- Let me help you up! It was an accident!
- Oh, my God! Help!
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- Hey, you! Don't move!
- This is not...
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- Help! Help!
- This is not... not good Not good
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- [Woman] Somebody!
- Stay there!
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- Let me help you up! Come on!
- Get that thing near me, and I'll smack it!
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I need backup! 288 in the park!
Hey, you! Stay there!
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- [Woman] I'll get you!
- The button popped!
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[Officer] Green jacket, skull cap
Pursuing on foot
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We're making music here
We're not making chicken
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Well, get it done
We need this done
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Sir, excuse me!
Good morning, Mr. Phillips!
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- I have a brand-new...
- Got you!
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- Mr. Phillips!
- Give me your arm, pervert!
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- Take a quick listen!
- You smell like dog crap!
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Officer, could you take me
to the 36th Precinct?
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They're nice to me there
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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You promise? 6:00?
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Okay I'll be the redhead
who looks like this
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In that case,
I'll be there at 5:30
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Okay
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[Shouting]
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Morning, Maggie
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Oh, what are you
so chipper about?
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[Sighs] Brad Pitt and Jude Law
had a baby
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and I just met him in the elevator
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Braden & Company
Can I help you?
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Somebody ordered Balducci's
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Oh, yum Excuse me
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What's happening on this body?
Is this a new coat?
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Yeah Can you believe it?
Sample sale Fifty percent off
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- Ohh
- And her coat met someone
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David Pennington Owner of
the Boston Celtics David Pennington?
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No, silly It's his son
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Impressive But I, too,
had a really great morning
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Apparently, Saturn
is in line with Neptune
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Dana, you know those things
aren't exactly factual, right?
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Ooh! Ooh! And my new song
got a really polite rejection letter
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from Two Tone Records
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But you know what they say:
One door closes, and two doors open
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Speaking of doors, uh,
the Phillips meeting... When is it?
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Now
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All right, I've gotta
go take notes
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- Okay
- I will see you guys after
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- Bye Can I have one of those?
- Do you want the bran?
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Where is everybody?
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- [Alarm Blaring]
- [All Shouting]
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[Shouting Continues]
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Look, our SoundScans
last week were 470,000
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That's why we de... Yes, we deserve
to be at the front of the store
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Look, you tell him
because I said so
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You tell him Damon Phillips said so
I'm hanging up now
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I thought we had a meeting
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Oh, they should be here soon
If you'd care to...
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Wait? This is a big insult
D doesn't wait for anybody
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Yeah, that's right
No one Okay?
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And he is furious
Ain't that right?
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It's true I'm furious
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They should be here
at any second I promise
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- [Alarm Continues Blaring]
- Are you kidding me, people!
Sara! Sara, do something!
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Oh, look! I just got
an IM from Miss Braden
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And it says she's doing
some final touches
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on an extra special presentation
for you, and she'll be right here
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Right
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Do you know how much Downtown
Masquerade Records made last year?
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Yes 507 million, gross
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Therefore, you know how much each
and every minute of my time is worth
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$964
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Damn, that's a lot of money
I didn't expect that
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[Man] Yeah, and that includes
the time that you're sleeping
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So even when I go poo-poo,
I'm makin' money?
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- That's some expensive shit
- Damn skippy
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So you see why I can't afford
to waste any time
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And this is wasted time!
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I completely understand that If you could
just give me a moment, then I will start
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Please If it's not worth the minute,
then I will give you $965
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Hmm
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Because personally
I think you're underpaid
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[Inhales]
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Hope you have
your checkbook
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[Siren Wailing In Distance]
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- They brought him into custody
- Charlie caught the case?
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- Yeah
- Charlie's crazy, you know
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- Oh, I can't believe it's raining again
- Oh Yeah
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- [Alarm Continues Blaring]
- Let me out! Let me out first!
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[Shouting Continues]
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- Sara!
- Yes, uh, Miss...
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Right No Of course
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Wha... Right
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Damon Damon, I'm so sorry
to keep you waiting
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- Uh-huh
- [Sighs]
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With cheese Okay
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I just need to get the files,
and we can start the presentation...
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- No, no We're done
- Damon, please The elevator was stuck
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What are you talking about? Miss Albright
just pitched me your entire PR strategy
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It's brilliant Especially
the part about the party
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Oh A p-party?
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Yeah, the masquerade
bash thing I love it
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- Oh, you... you like that?
- Yeah
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It's a great way to showcase our talent and
get a tax write-off and support a good cause
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And you know I can never
say no to a party
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[Rapping] What you say
What you say What you say
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Me too
I love to par-tay
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Don't do that
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Got you covered, Mr. D
Your car is right this way
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Masquerade bash?
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Uh, I'm really sorry,
Miss Braden I just...
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I took notes at other meetings,
and then I just improvised from there
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Well, looks like you've
got a big party to plan
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Right Right Yeah
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Of course, you'll need
your own office
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- Wh... Me?
- Your idea You're in charge Sara?
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- Huh?
- Find Ashley a new office
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- and get her a company credit card
- Thank you, Miss Braden
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Oh, please, Ashley
From now on, it's Peggy
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- Peggy
- Peggy
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- [Giggles]
- And you are?
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- Mail
- Whatever
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And don't worry, Ashley
I'll be watching your every move
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- Sara
- Yes, ma'am?
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[Sighs]
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Katy, I'm home
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Oh, hey, Jake
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Hey Wow
What happened to you?
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- Fourth-grade boys
- They're the worst, aren't they? Let me see
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- What's it stuck on with?
- Krazy Glue
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Huh, been there At least
you had a better day than me
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- Burger?
- Of course Ketchup for you
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- Katy, where's my bun?
- Oh, it's in the oven, Grandma
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- She's got a bun in the oven?
- Hey, Jake
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- Hey, Aunt Martha
- Now, Katy
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I'll be back after
my shift at midnight
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Cool
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Stay out of trouble
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- Love you, Jake
- Love you too
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- Katy, mind your cousin
- I'll keep an eye on her
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- See ya
- Ready?
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Wait Is it gonna sting?
'Cause I kind of like wearing it
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Well, it's not gonna sting
if you hold still
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- Ow Ow Ow
- Hold still! It's gonna be fine!
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Hold still
One, two, three...
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There you go There you go
Well, hold on Hold on Hold on All right
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- What do you say?
- Thank you, Jake You're my hero
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Give me some skin
You know, I'm gonna take this
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This is definitely
a, uh, choking hazard
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- All right
- Bye
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See ya
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- [Grunts] Not again! Oh!
- [Clattering]
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So, where is he taking you?
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A basketball game
His dad's team is playing Philly
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Not sexy enough
Home or away?
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- Away
- Let me guess
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On his private jet
which he flies himself?
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- So wrong He has a pilot
- Speaking of dates Hello?
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We should try to find
the dragon lady one for the bash
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That way, she won't be all over us,
watching our every move
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Mm Good luck Men of Peggy's caliber
don't exactly take ads in the Yellow Pages
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[Scoffs] Could you possibly
idolize her any more?
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What? She's sophisticated, glamorous,
gets invited everywhere
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and never has to stay home
because she has nothing to wear
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- Right Nothing to wear
- Wee, wee, wee
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- [Doorbell Rings]
- Coming!
- I'll get it
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- I'm coming
- I'm coming!
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- Find an outfit
- I found one
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh
- Whoa Who is that?
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Down, girl You're drooling on my doormat
Oh, it's my next-door neighbor
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- Who?
- Shh Antonio
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- Oh, hey, Ashley
- Hey
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Your dry cleaning was delivered
while you were out, so I took it
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Oh, you are such an angel
Thank you
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- I do what I can Big date tonight?
- Kind of big You?
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- Ah, every night is date night
- [Chuckles]
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- Okay, I'll see you then
- Thanks
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- Bye
- Oh, hey, Antonio
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Are you free next Thursday?
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I'm never free
What do you have in mind?
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Well, you won't want to miss this
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Masquerade Records is throwing
an outrageous promo party
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Food, fun, dancing
and a blind date with my boss
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Your boss?
What's she like?
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She's very smart, strong,
an independent woman
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- Is she good-looking?
- Of course
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Okay, look, if you think we'll hit it off,
then that's good enough for me
242
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,591
Oh, you're the best
Thank you so much Bye
243
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,461
- Bye
- Oh, yes! A date for the dragon lady
244
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,763
- Yes!
- You know, this isn't mine
245
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,770
Whose is it?
246
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,340
- Oh! Sarah Jessica Parker's
- [Screams]
247
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,102
- What?
- Not kidding
248
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,837
I did not know Sarah Jessica Parker
lived in your building
249
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,005
Oh, my God
And look, it's Dolce
250
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,605
Oh, my gosh
I can return it tomorrow
251
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,742
[Sighs]
Let me look Oh, yes
252
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,252
Your size
What are the odds?
253
00:15:56,355 --> 00:16:00,724
- Don't be jealous
- You know, this might actually look cute on me
254
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,885
- You should totally wear it tonight
- Well, of course
255
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,486
- Yeah, I'm gonna need some chocolate now
- I'm gonna need some milk
256
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,266
I'm gonna go try on the dress
257
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,096
I'm gonna go try on the dress
258
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,063
[Wings Flapping]
259
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,438
Thanks
260
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,306
Ay, ay! Asshole!
261
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,936
- [Tires Screeching]
- [Man] Hey, watch it, will ya!
262
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,641
Sorry Sorry It's okay
263
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,982
Yo, one, two, check
Sound check
264
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,489
(music)(music) [Rock]
265
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:36,857
(music)(music) [Singing]
266
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,200
- Hey, Jake
- Hey, Mac
267
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,534
(music)(music) [Singing Continues]
268
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,018
Hey, hey! Hey, Jake!
269
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,859
Jake, how'd it go?
270
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,525
So, uh... So you got
Phillips the CD?
271
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:19,126
Uh, not ex... not exactly
272
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:22,332
You know, we just had some
scheduling conflicts we had to deal with
273
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,239
Jake, this has been
going on for weeks
274
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,244
Guys, we're right on track
Trust me
275
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,213
There are even gonna be a couple
of "A" and "R" guys here tonight
276
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:33,375
Hey, Jake There's a clogged toilet
in the men's room
277
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,249
Uh, and I'm looking forward
to plunging it, Mac
278
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,722
but not until my shift starts,
which is in two hours
279
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,885
Pretend it's a Grammy
280
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,123
Grammy? Grammy it is Okay
281
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:50,463
So I'm gonna take care of this
Keep up the energy
282
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,800
Hit that "G," Tom We're gonna
have a great show tonight, guys
283
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,466
(music)(music) [Singing]
284
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,707
(music)[Man Singing]
285
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,945
(music)[Continues]
286
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,362
- Here we go
- Thank you
287
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,194
I thought we were taking a jet
288
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,200
This takes us to the jet
289
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:27,238
Oh, wow This is definitely
going in my diary [Squeals]
290
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:31,776
Good evening, Bayonne Ashley,
where did you get that gorgeous dress?
291
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,777
[Laughs]
Don't ask
292
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:37,679
(music)[Continues]
293
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,651
(music)[Ends]
294
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,819
[Bowling Pins Falling]
295
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:54,126
(music)[Man Singing]
296
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,609
- Hi How are ya?
- Hi
297
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,611
Guys, you're on
298
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,443
Gentlemen, enjoy the show
Cocktails on us
299
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:23,588
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up
for the hottest rock band in New York City!
300
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:28,189
- McFly!
- [Cheering]
301
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,359
(music)(music) [Singing]
302
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,012
[Screams]
303
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,815
- [Microphone Feedback]
- [Gasping, Chattering]
304
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,914
- Keep on going I got it
- [Feedback Continues]
305
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,017
- Oh!
- Let's get out of here
306
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,427
- [Jake Yells]
- Hey, fellas, come on
307
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,931
[Chattering Continues]
308
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,525
[Groans]
309
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,867
You're firing me?
You don't even pay me
310
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:14,377
Look, Jake, you're good
I mean, you did find us
311
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,379
- It's just...
- But? What's the but?
312
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,540
But we just think
it's time to go home
313
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,050
No, you can't go back home
We're this close, guys
314
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,678
Jake, we haven't had
any lucky breaks over here
315
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:27,088
And poor Doug misses his mum
Yeah, he does He cries every night
316
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:29,387
- [Yells]
- One week How's that?
317
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,395
How's that?
You give me one week
318
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:35,557
And if I can't make it happen
for you guys by then, then I get it
319
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:39,068
We're done You can go back home
No hard feelings One week
320
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,696
- Okay One week
- One week
321
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,798
- One week
- All right!
322
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,777
- Get some rest, guys
- Mum's gonna have to wait
one more week, Doug
323
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,040
[Laughing]
324
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,048
One week
325
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,618
- [Japanese]
- So, did you?
326
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,655
Okay, David Pennington
is a gentleman
327
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,122
- We kissed
- Boring
328
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,886
- Check please, Zuki
- Okay
329
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,360
- Thank you
- So, was it a, um, normal kiss
330
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,863
or was it a supernatural,
tingling in your toes
331
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,331
butterflies in your tummy
sort of kiss?
332
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,528
It was enough to get him
to ask me on another date
333
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,970
- Mm!
- [Laughs]
334
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,200
- Thank you
- No, no, no, no Uh-uh
335
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,436
Uh... W-Wait
What's that?
336
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,944
Senor Platinum
says lunch is on him
337
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,414
- I can't stand this
- What?
338
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:29,510
Now, on top of everything else, Peggy Braden
has given you worldwide buying power?
339
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,021
Okay, there's positive energy,
and then there's just plain dumb luck
340
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,025
Here we go again Maggie, you've known me
since seventh grade, right?
341
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,595
Okay, will you please
tell her that I'm not lucky?
342
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:41,188
Well, you were voted
prom queen at Franklin High
343
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,768
- So?
- We went to Jefferson
344
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,104
- That doesn't mean anything
- Okay
345
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,366
- What? Are you kidding me?
- Thank you, Ashley
346
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,499
- Thank you
- Thank you, Ashley
347
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,510
- Thank you, Ashley
- But face it, babe
348
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,547
when they whacked you with that
lucky stick, they whacked you good
349
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,139
- You guys are silly
- [Speaking Japanese]
350
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,151
- Thank you
- Thank you
351
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,780
Okay All right If you don't think
you have the luck gene
352
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,790
then you wouldn't mind
taking a little test
353
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,792
- Test?
- Yeah
354
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:10,794
Test? Cool
What kind of test?
355
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,532
- Ooh, sorry
- Excusez-moi
356
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,465
- Hi One scratcher, please
- Oh!
357
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,230
- What kind?
- You wanna pick?
358
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,001
- This is not a fair test
I happen to be good at these
- The green one
359
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,542
It's a lottery
Nobody's good at them
360
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,839
- Dollar
- Thank you
361
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,938
- [Sighs] Guys...
- Come on!
362
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:33,313
I mean, seriously, this is silly
363
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,410
- Do it Do it Do it
- Fine No peeking
364
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,716
- Why?
- It's my scratcher now
365
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:41,992
What'd you get? What'd you get?
What'd you get?
366
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,086
Five, 10, 15
I told you I was good at these
367
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,563
You are the luckiest
person in the world
368
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,725
How do you do it, Ash?
How do you do it?
369
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,235
I told you, you just
scratch the silver boxes
370
00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:55,704
Scratch? You just scratch?
I could kill you!
371
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:59,072
Hey, watch it I can't afford to be injured
I've got a major event to plan
372
00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:03,136
And we have a walk-through downtown
with Peggy in 10 minutes
373
00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:06,445
Taxi! We have to pick up the presentation
boards We're never gonna make it
374
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,746
Negativity
That's your problem
375
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,687
- That's true Bye, sweets!
- Make mama proud!
376
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,953
- Of course Love you
- Au revoir!
377
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,359
- How you feeling?
- Nervous
378
00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:21,364
- She's gonna love it
- Okay
379
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:23,366
- How about right here?
- Yeah
380
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:26,403
- This place is amazing!
- Quick She's ready
381
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,632
- Hi, Miss Braden
- Uh!
382
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:33,040
Sorry Peggy So, are you
ready to be impressed?
383
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:36,637
- I'm ready to have questions
- Of course I would hope so
384
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:42,547
Okay, so we're going
for a carnival-like atmosphere
385
00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:45,145
We'll have an upscale mixture
of VIP's, celebs
386
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,725
and record industry insiders
387
00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,056
Only, everyone will wear masks
388
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,494
Interesting
389
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,497
We'll have a deejay,
circus performers
390
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,796
fortune-tellers,
atmosphere smoke and neon
391
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,269
Over here will be the VIP area
392
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:03,000
We'll have champagne...
only the best
393
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,839
Dom Perignon served
by waiters on stilts
394
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:10,938
And then a stage with Masquerade's
latest videos and professional dancers
395
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,442
And over there, little alcoves
396
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,284
with couches and with drapes
to give people privacy
397
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,382
Overhead, sky dancers
398
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:25,452
You know, I want people to feel
like anything can happen here
399
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,464
(music)[Singing]
400
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:38,671
It's gonna be a magical night
401
00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:41,371
(music)[Singing Continues]
402
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:57,253
- The hired dancers?
- Are doing their thing
403
00:24:57,362 --> 00:25:00,354
- And Phillips?
- Is happy and is going up in five
404
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,296
Peggy, I've got it covered
405
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,527
See that you do, my dear
406
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:10,700
Oh, thank God
407
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,744
Thank you so much
I owe you big time
408
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,871
So, which one is she?
409
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:19,815
Oh, she's the tall blonde one,
near the fortune-teller
410
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:23,513
- Ah, very nice
- Yeah, she's a little high-strung
411
00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:25,681
No problem
412
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:27,985
It is gonna cost you extra
413
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,186
You're terrible But a doll
414
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,195
Now go
I have work to do
415
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,197
So do I
416
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,062
(music)[Continues]
417
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,601
- [Man On Earpiece] Got another freeloader
- What? No, no, no
418
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,765
If they're not on the list,
they cannot get in No exceptions
419
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,241
- I'm on the list "Plus one"
- [Chattering]
420
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:48,869
I'm on the list
It's the jacket!
421
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:51,448
- [Male Reporter] Hey, look this way!
- Ow! My foot!
422
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,713
- Sorry They threw me
- What a loser!
423
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:58,050
- Of course I'm all right
- [Grunts]
424
00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:05,061
[Man]
Just get the next one
425
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,063
[Man #2]
Yeah, I got these
426
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:09,690
Uh, mm, is this
the Masquerade bash?
427
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:13,032
- Are you Ronald?
- Uh, yeah Yeah
428
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,402
- Th-That's me Ronald
- You're late
429
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,907
- Dancers change in Room 5
- Okay [Chuckles]
430
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:20,170
So go on
431
00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:22,644
Up to Room 5
Hope these clothes fit
432
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,079
(music)[Woman Singing Pop]
433
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,516
[Woman]
Just as I thought The Lovers
434
00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,715
[Gasps]
Oh, fantastic!
435
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:35,190
- See, I told you, baby
- Ashley!
436
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:37,227
Antonio Peggy
437
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,229
You two look like
you're hitting it off
438
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,323
Yes, we really are
Thanks for hooking us up
439
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,232
- You set us up?
- Guilty as charged
440
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:48,534
Well, thank you
He is adorable
441
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,336
Oh, my pleasure
You two look made for each other
442
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,570
That's what Madame Z just said
443
00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:56,078
- Did she?
- The Lovers
444
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:59,673
Come on, baby
Let's dance
445
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,843
- Whoa
- [Giggling]
446
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,784
Keep up the good work, Z
447
00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:07,517
You, come Don't you want Madame Z
to tell you what's in the cards for you?
448
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,289
- No, it's okay Save it for the guests
- Ah, a skeptic
449
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:15,093
No, it's just, how many times can you hear,
"You'll meet a handsome stranger"?
450
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,430
Hello? It's called a Tuesday
[Laughs]
451
00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:20,333
What? You think that
good fortune is normal?
452
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:23,271
Just as I suspected
453
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,639
What? What'd it say?
Am I gonna win a cruise?
454
00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:28,178
'Cause lately I've been having
that cruise-winning feeling
455
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:33,546
Not exactly It says that good luck
has always spun your way
456
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,950
Uh-oh Be careful
457
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:39,820
This card, the Wheel of Fortune,
it is upside down
458
00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:43,052
That means the wheel
may be spinning back
459
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:46,824
Right Yeah I don't really have time
for the whole spinning wheel thing
460
00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:50,958
I have 500 guests and a broken
bubble cannon to attend to
461
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:54,527
- So go
- Well, keep up the good work
People are loving it, Z
462
00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,039
(music)[Continues]
463
00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,633
Holy crap
464
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:08,643
Yeah! Yeah!
465
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:12,189
- Aren't they fantastic?
- [Cheering]
466
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,884
Now hear this!
467
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:19,327
- Now hear this!
- Now hear this!
468
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,400
- Are you guys having a good time?
- [Cheering]
469
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,367
- Do you like the music?
- [Man] I love the music!
470
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:28,200
I said do you like the music?
471
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:31,332
Ain't nothin' like a Damon party!
472
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,708
And I want to thank you for comin' out
and supporting the Second Street Shelter
473
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:37,373
[Cheering, Shouting]
474
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,547
As of right now
475
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:46,613
we've raised $270,000!
476
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:49,193
Give yourselves
a round of applause
477
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:53,890
That's a lot of money!
It's not enough
478
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:56,762
I promise you,
if you dig deep
479
00:28:56,868 --> 00:29:00,804
and show me some money,
I'll show you a good time
480
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,897
- Music!
- [Cheering]
481
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:06,977
Hit it! Come on! Oh!
482
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,774
Wha... Wha... Ooh, ooh!
483
00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:12,873
Ooh, ooh!
Damn I'm good!
484
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:16,181
(music)[Man Rapping]
485
00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:19,814
- (music)[Woman Singing]
- No, no, no, no, no
486
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,257
- Where's the bubbly? Let's party, yo
- Mr. Phillips? Excuse me!
487
00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:26,330
[Groaning]
488
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,422
(music)[Continues]
489
00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:43,310
Hey I'm gonna see you at church
[Laughing]
490
00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:45,405
What's up, man?
491
00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,856
Hey, hey The dancers are
supposed to be on the dance floor
492
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:59,486
- And the dance floor is that way
- Uh, right Sure
493
00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:01,861
I just...
494
00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:05,163
(music)[Continues]
495
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:14,175
I was just about to ask
this lovely lady to dance
496
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:17,476
- Oh!
- Oh, sucking up to the boss, huh?
497
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,607
The bo... Sorry
498
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:22,083
You should go dance
Go dance with him
499
00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:24,815
- Come on You're earned it
This party's amazing
- He's kinda cute
500
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:28,154
You know what? I will
I deserve to have a little fun tonight
501
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:30,227
- Ooh Bye!
- [Wolf Whistle]
502
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:34,128
Can I go dance? I wanna go dance
Can I go dance?
503
00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:36,996
- Please
- Fine Go, go, go Play Play
504
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:42,732
- [Woman] Hey, watch it, jerk!
- Sorry
505
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:08,430
(music)[Man Singing]
506
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,661
(music)[Continues]
507
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:15,535
[All Gasping]
508
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,988
(music)[Woman Singing]
509
00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:55,508
- I'm sorry
- No No Don't... Don't be sorry
510
00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:57,706
l... I, uh...
511
00:31:57,815 --> 00:32:01,444
What? I can't hear you
It's too loud in here Let me step outside
512
00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:04,817
- I have to go
- What? Wait
513
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,916
Look, I have to take care of one thing,
but I promise I'll be right back
514
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,120
- But...
- just stay where you are All right?
515
00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,129
Okay
516
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,202
Ashley, who was that?
517
00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:22,205
Um, I honestly don't know
518
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:25,299
You were just kissing that guy
you honestly don't know?
519
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:29,574
Yeah Yeah Oh!
[Gasps]
520
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,445
- What?
- My shoe
521
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:36,680
- [Cloth Tearing]
- Oh, my God
522
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,018
- What?
- My dress
523
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,455
- My dress!
- At least you're wearing underwear
524
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,322
[Gasps]
525
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:45,692
[Chattering]
526
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:49,289
That... That's what I'm trying to tell you
This is the biggest party
527
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,994
- Mr. Phillips? Excuse me
- No, no, no, no
528
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,833
The big... This is the biggest party
Yes, we're throwin'...
529
00:32:54,939 --> 00:32:57,806
- [Horn Honking]
- Right Hey!
530
00:32:57,909 --> 00:33:00,173
- [Grunts]
- [Crowd Screaming]
531
00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:05,272
- The kid! The kid!
- The guy cut me off! Somebody call 911!
532
00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:07,613
- Unbelievable!
- Are you all right?
533
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:10,779
- Uh, uh No No, I'm okay
- No, no, no
534
00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:13,516
- I'm okay I'm okay
- Somebody get an ambulance
535
00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:16,092
- Uh, no, really I'm fine
- Let me help you, man
536
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:20,528
- I'm not hurt Mr. Phillips
- You're the luckiest son of a gun I've ever seen!
537
00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,359
Mr. Phillips, you okay?
You all right?
538
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,029
I'm better than okay, man
I'm alive!
539
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:30,369
- You saved my life, Spider-Man
- It was nothing, really
540
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:32,534
There's gotta be a way
I can repay you
541
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:34,543
I'm just glad you're okay
542
00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:36,545
There's gotta be something
I can do for you
543
00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:41,243
Um, okay You know what?
I don't want to put you out or anything
544
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,582
but this band is exactly
what you're looking for
545
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,486
- They're the hottest band in New York City
- It's done
546
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:49,583
- If you just... What did you say?
- I said it's done
547
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,594
- You bring, um... McFly, right?
- Yeah
548
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,221
Bring McFly by the office,
and we'll have a listen
549
00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:56,425
Okay
550
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:59,662
- Say, kid, what's your name?
- Jake. Jake Hardin
551
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:03,263
Jake Hardin, Damon Phillips
owes you big [Chuckles]
552
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:07,504
Yeah, I'm still here
This kid saved my life, man
553
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:13,613
Is it me,
or did I just get lucky?
554
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,916
She's choking! Breathe, Ashley!
Puke... Puke it up!
555
00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,047
- Move it! Get out of my way!
- She's choking!
556
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,092
- Here! Let me help
- She's red!
557
00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:25,287
- Here
- Somebody help...
558
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,557
- One more time
- [Grunts]
559
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,770
- What was that?
- An olive
560
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:35,100
Ash, Ash, look!
561
00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:39,768
- No, I did not! Not me!
- Is she getting arrested?
562
00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,970
- It's her! Her!
- Who?
563
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,139
Are they pointing at me?
They're pointing at me
564
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,409
Come on
Let's get her
565
00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:48,815
Excuse me
566
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,286
- They're coming over here
- Oh, okay
567
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:55,155
Move it! Move it!
Out of the way! Out of the way!
568
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:58,251
- Ashley Albright?
- I'm afraid to say yes
569
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:00,455
You're under arrest
570
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:03,466
Is this about
Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?
571
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:06,799
[Gasps] Wait I mean, no...
I'm gonna give it back!
572
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,805
(music)[Man Singing]
573
00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:14,803
Wait I obey the law
I like the law
574
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:18,575
[Phillips] It's been a great night
I almost got hit by a car
575
00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,583
- And I would...
- Step aside, sir
576
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,585
[Phillips]
Hey, what the hell's going on?
577
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:24,587
I mean, hello?
Sex and the City?
578
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:26,782
Sarah Jessica Parker
has so many dresses
579
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:29,086
That was so last season
Is she really gonna miss it?
580
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,457
You're a prostitute?
581
00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:33,860
An escort
I thought you knew
582
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,991
I have never been so humiliated
583
00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:39,968
- Peggy, l...
- Thanks to you and your little alcoves
584
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:43,006
"I want people to feel like
anything can happen here"
585
00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:45,302
Oh
586
00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:47,877
[Cell Door Opening]
587
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:52,712
- Oh [Chuckles]
- What are you grinning about?
588
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,615
- I know what's going on here
- What?
589
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,814
- Where do you think he is?
- Where do I think who is?
590
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:00,720
Shh The host
591
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:03,055
- The host of what?
- Of this reality show
592
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,425
Okay, I've figured it out
593
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,328
You guys can come out
and tell me that I've won now
594
00:36:08,432 --> 00:36:10,992
- Are you insane?
- Hey, keep it down in there!
595
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,468
Did David Pennington
put you up to this?
596
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:16,734
- Huh? Did he?
- That's my seat
597
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,833
I thought this was festival seating
598
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:22,572
- Huh?
- This is real life, Ashley
599
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,841
You not only cost me
my biggest client
600
00:36:24,949 --> 00:36:28,043
but I can't even imagine what they're
gonna say about me in the Post
601
00:36:28,152 --> 00:36:30,177
- Braden
- That's me
602
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:32,813
- You made bail
- Oh, God, thank you
603
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,392
- Thank you
- Peggy, I'm sorry
604
00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:38,223
Oh, and in case
you haven't guessed
605
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:40,229
you're fired
606
00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:44,695
- [Clears Throat]
- [Guard] This way, ma'am
607
00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:46,770
[Sighs]
608
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:51,706
- Is this your floor too?
- What did you say?
609
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:54,011
(music)[Man Singing]
610
00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:54,705
(music)[Man Singing]
611
00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:57,144
(music)(music) [Rock]
612
00:36:57,248 --> 00:37:01,048
(music)(music) [Singing]
613
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,753
All right That's enough
614
00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,463
- Hey, guys
- [Phillips] Car ready, Tiff?
615
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:20,696
You know, they're just...
They're
616
00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:25,098
- a little nervous
- Mm, go with 'em
617
00:37:25,209 --> 00:37:28,372
Jake? Jake?
618
00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:34,512
- I'm sorry if that wasn't
exactly what you're look...
- What do you like about 'em?
619
00:37:34,619 --> 00:37:38,180
They have a fresh take on retro,
like early Beatles meets Blink 182
620
00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:41,019
I'm surprised you don't talk
about record sales and demographics
621
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,389
Well, it's funny you
should say that, actually
622
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:46,190
I think a band that's good
will sell itself
623
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:48,731
- An idealist and a purist I like that
- Yeah
624
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:52,667
I used to be like that once,
but then I decided to become filthy rich
625
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:56,137
Uh, okay, well, thanks...
thanks for the opportunity
626
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,471
Look, kid, I believe in luck
627
00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:02,910
So I'm gonna send it out to a couple
radio stations, see how it plays
628
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:06,506
Meanwhile, you guys work on
a follow-up, okay? You got two weeks
629
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:09,814
- So, you're signing the band?
- [Groans]
630
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,549
I spent eight minutes with you Why would I
waste that time if I wasn't signing the band?
631
00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:17,685
Tiffany, call accounting and cut them an
advance check and put them up in a penthouse
632
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,526
- Okay
- Now it's been nine minutes Let's go
633
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,691
All right Bye
634
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,701
Thanks Thank you!
635
00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:32,439
Congratulations
636
00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:35,978
Thanks
637
00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:38,707
[Police Radio Chatter]
638
00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:53,655
[Screams]
Oh! Oh, my God!
639
00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:57,461
[Screams, Sighs]
640
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:05,269
[Elevator Bell Dings]
641
00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:08,573
[Sighs]
Home
642
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,738
Good morning
643
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:13,646
Oh
[Sniffs]
644
00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:16,242
[Chattering]
645
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,982
Do I need a bubble bath
646
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,689
Hey Whoa Isn't that my...
647
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:27,890
We've gone through pretty much
everything It's all rated PG-1
648
00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:32,162
- That's right We're gonna
have to clear it all out
- What? Oh, my goodness
649
00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:35,602
- This your apartment?
- Yes Um, what happened?
650
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:37,833
- Flood
- Flood?
651
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:42,436
Yeah, it's a, uh, technical term
for a lot of water where it shouldn't be
652
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:44,878
It's no big deal though
We'll take care of it
653
00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:49,419
- Oh, thank you Do you mind
if I go in and change now?
- Hey, hey, fellas!
654
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,011
She wants to come in
and change her clothes
655
00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:54,591
- [All Laughing]
- I don't get it Why are you laughing?
656
00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:57,718
Sweetheart, we got
a grade-four mold infestation
657
00:39:57,828 --> 00:40:01,855
- You're lucky we found it
- Lucky Yeah
658
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,100
Oh!
659
00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:07,796
- Move it out!
- Easy!
660
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:11,432
- Do you have my furniture?
- Don't worry about that
661
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:15,239
- Oh
- We'll burn it before it can
contaminate anyone else
662
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,474
We did manage to save these
663
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:23,648
- This is it?
- That's it
664
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,420
[Man] Check with the IC
We're gonna need another hose
665
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:34,089
[Man #2] We're on it already
We're gonna do a reverse hose lay
666
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:39,429
[Chattering Continues]
667
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:47,802
Hey, you
Are you okay?
668
00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:50,403
(music)[Woman Singing]
669
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:57,486
- This is my new apartment?
- I know It's pretty amazing
670
00:40:57,588 --> 00:41:00,819
Home theater, satellite TV
671
00:41:00,925 --> 00:41:03,917
And at night,
with the lights down low
672
00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:08,021
let's just say this place
is pretty mind-blowing
673
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,966
Uh, yeah, it's pre... it's pretty mind...
you know, in broad daylight
674
00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:16,005
Well, the band is down the hall
The bar and the fridge are fully stocked
675
00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:20,372
Oh, and just so you know,
DMR is a really nice place to work
676
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,107
You know, like at some companies they
don't allow employees to date each other?
677
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,115
Here they do
678
00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,447
Date?
679
00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:31,453
That'd be great!
I'm free all weekend
680
00:41:31,555 --> 00:41:34,353
Hey, you don't mind
if the girl pays, do ya?
681
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:36,983
Some guys have
this weird hang-up
682
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:40,154
Ooh, gotta split I'm late
for my erotic massage class
683
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:43,631
Catch you later, Spider-Man
684
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:45,895
- [Door Closes]
- (music)[Ends]
685
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,301
Erotic massage
686
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:51,798
[Mews]
687
00:41:51,909 --> 00:41:56,369
Guys, thank you for letting me stay here
Not only don't I have money
688
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,813
but the dragon lady's blackballed me
from every firm in the city
689
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:03,683
- Well, why don't you phone your parents?
- And admit defeat? No way
690
00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:07,655
- Yeah
- So, where should I sleep?
691
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:10,488
- In your room
- My room?
692
00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:13,324
Mm-hmm See, Maggie's room
is right here above the kitchen
693
00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:16,866
Thanks And Dana's
is a Jennifer Convertible
694
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:20,266
Yeah, so your options
are the La-Z-Boy
695
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,669
- Mm
- Soft and sturdy
696
00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:25,936
And my personal favorite,
the fabulous futon
697
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,204
- Hmm?
- Perfect
698
00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:31,873
Well, I'll keep out of your way,
and you guys won't even know I'm here
699
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:34,712
- Blow-dryer?
- Oh, yeah On top of the radiator
700
00:42:34,818 --> 00:42:37,753
Thanks
[Sighs]
701
00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:41,120
- [Mews]
- I never noticed Is your cat all black?
702
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,217
- Yeah Why?
- Just curious
703
00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:48,598
Well, this is nice
We'll have fun
704
00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:52,931
Everything's gonna be...
Oh, my God!
705
00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:55,767
- What?
- I have a zit
706
00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:58,933
I have a zit!
Girls, I have a zit!
707
00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:02,206
[Screaming]
708
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:05,248
- [Gasps]
- Ash, are you okay in there?
709
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:08,284
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, wow!
710
00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:11,548
- Ashley!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
711
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,592
[Dana Gasps]
Ash!
712
00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:21,927
- [Man] Okay, who's the idiot?
- [Woman] Nice work!
713
00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:27,664
Ash? Are you okay, Ash?
Hold tight Hold on Sweetie?
714
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:30,467
I broke a mirror
I broke a mirror I know
715
00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:34,203
- Ah
- I mean, guys, what is going on with me?
716
00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:36,609
You know, I can't take
seven more years of this
717
00:43:36,714 --> 00:43:39,512
Ever since this masquerade bash,
it's like I'm the anti-Midas
718
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,915
and everything I touch
turns to crap
719
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:44,419
Okay, Ashley,
calm down, all right?
720
00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:47,615
For some reason, the fates
have dealt you a lousy hand
721
00:43:47,725 --> 00:43:50,785
- [Scoffs]
- But the wheel always spins back
722
00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:54,091
- Right?
- [Siren Wailing]
723
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,034
- [Grunts]
- [Screams]
724
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,263
- [Sighs]
- You're fired
725
00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:06,838
Oh, my God I need
to borrow some clothes
726
00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:10,380
- [Bells Jingling]
- (music)(music) [Humming]
727
00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:13,507
- [Door Closes]
- (music)(music) [Singing In Russian]
728
00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:24,284
Hello! Open up!
729
00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:26,556
- Hello!
- Yoo-hoo
730
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,633
- Yes?
- You have ruined my life!
731
00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:31,633
What? Ugh, it's you
732
00:44:31,735 --> 00:44:34,067
Everything in my life was
perfect until you came around
733
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:37,436
Wait a minute
Was it really perfect?
734
00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:41,033
- You know what?
Don't you psychoanalyze me!
- Whoa
735
00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:44,672
Okay, just work your voodoo
magic and give me my luck back
736
00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:48,843
Fine Concentrate
[Grunting]
737
00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:52,217
- Gosh
- [Shouts In Russian]
738
00:44:52,322 --> 00:44:56,053
All right? It's back
Now, please, go home
739
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,060
- I got an early day tomorrow
- No, no
740
00:44:58,162 --> 00:45:01,495
Do not patronize me, okay?
You and your cards screwed everything up!
741
00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:03,498
Now you have to fix it
742
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,592
I tried to warn you,
sweetheart
743
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:09,070
Look, did anything unusual
happen at that party?
744
00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:13,041
[Laughs] Well, besides the fact
that I tore my dress
745
00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:17,170
nearly choked to death
and the felony charges, no
746
00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:20,944
Yikes
How about before that?
747
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:24,248
Well, I mean, I kissed a cute guy,
but that's hardly unusual
748
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:31,360
Wait a second You said that I could
lose it to someone else, right?
749
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:34,192
So does that mean that
he took my luck from me?
750
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:37,131
Maybe he needed it
more than you
751
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:41,364
So he stole it? That little
whack-kissing bandit!
752
00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:44,270
No, that is just my luck, okay?
753
00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:47,275
And you're gonna help me
and tell me how to get it back
754
00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:49,572
Me?
755
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,547
Well, let's see Uh...
756
00:45:52,649 --> 00:45:56,107
If he took it from you with a kiss
757
00:45:57,888 --> 00:46:00,448
then it stands to reason...
758
00:46:01,658 --> 00:46:03,649
What?
759
00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:09,589
So wait We're talking
20 professional dancers?
760
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,828
One of these guys' lips are the key
to getting my life back, guys
761
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,836
- I don't believe it
- Whoa!
762
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,168
- Hey, get off the sidewalk!
- Take it eas'!
763
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,572
- What am I, a target?
- See, it's ridiculous, right?
764
00:46:19,676 --> 00:46:22,042
You can't get your luck back
by kissing a guy
765
00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:24,341
I don't believe
how hot these guys are
766
00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:26,507
Oh, great!
Now you're encouraging her?
767
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,676
Oh, no I'm just here
to observe and mock
768
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,414
Guys, I'm just trying to get my life
the way it was again
769
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:34,355
Okay, how are you even
gonna know if you kissed the right guy?
770
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,358
Oh, I've got a foolproof test
771
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:40,590
- [Bell Chiming]
- Oh! Hey, hey, that's him!
772
00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:44,296
Oh, yeah
773
00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:46,835
All right!
774
00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:49,838
[Cheering]
775
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:53,501
[Gasps] Oh, my God!
It's definitely him
776
00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:56,204
Oh, my gosh!
Ashley, he's married!
777
00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:58,213
Ashley!
778
00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,545
(music)[Woman Singing]
779
00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:06,119
- Michael!
- (music)[Continues]
780
00:47:10,961 --> 00:47:13,691
- I suppose that's your sister?
- No, no, muffin, muffin!
781
00:47:13,797 --> 00:47:16,732
- Tomato Sorry
- [Arguing]
782
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,302
You ruined my wedding!
783
00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:29,679
Ooh, yeah
784
00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:40,354
Okay, push, push, push!
785
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:43,187
- Excuse me This'll just be a minute
- Come on
786
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:57,699
[Whistles]
787
00:47:59,176 --> 00:48:01,076
Sorry
788
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:05,276
Here Here
789
00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:09,383
- [Groans]
- Thanks anyway It's all right
790
00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:16,721
- Oh, Dana?
- Hmm? What?
791
00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:22,823
Thank you so much
Feel better
792
00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:28,194
Please, please, please, please
793
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:30,205
Why?
794
00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:51,589
Hi I'm Dave
795
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:59,692
Hey, Lance
Can you hear me?
796
00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:02,772
Hi How are you?
797
00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:04,670
Um, okay, here goes
798
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:08,076
Oh! Ow!
799
00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:13,178
Girls
800
00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:18,180
He bit my tongue
801
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:20,518
(music)[Ends]
802
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,757
Here
803
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:29,831
Oh, come on Oh
804
00:49:29,933 --> 00:49:32,197
Ooh! We still have one left
805
00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:34,133
- Tom Guthrie
- [Dana] Spit out the ice, Ash
806
00:49:34,237 --> 00:49:36,671
- Mm
- Tom Guthrie
807
00:49:36,773 --> 00:49:39,367
We've looked for him at, like,
three different addresses already
808
00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:41,376
Yeah
You know, you're right
809
00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:44,709
I'm like the rest of the rabbit
after they cut off its lucky foot
810
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:48,307
- I should just give up
- Come on, Ash It's not that bad
811
00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:51,216
Yeah, so you've kissed
a dozen bacteria-ridden strangers
812
00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:54,779
- You know, you still got your friends
- Oh, thanks
813
00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:57,325
But it's probably best
that we no longer touch
814
00:49:57,427 --> 00:49:59,327
- [Scoffs]
- But I love you
815
00:49:59,429 --> 00:50:02,057
Oh, you love me?
I'm gonna get you
816
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:04,065
- I'm gonna kiss you
- [Screams]
817
00:50:08,271 --> 00:50:10,569
(music)(music) [Hums]
[Gasps] Pancakes!
818
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,403
- Hi, kitty
- [Beeps]
819
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,409
- Hey, Ash It's me, David
- [Gasps]
820
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:16,706
Uh, big art opening tonight
at Station "A" Gallery
821
00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:19,543
- David Pennington!
- Meet you there at 7:00? Don't break my heart
822
00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:22,140
- [Beeps]
- David Pennington Another date
823
00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:25,517
- I'm not going
- Why not? It's a chance with a great guy
824
00:50:25,622 --> 00:50:29,183
No It's a chance
to get hit by a bus Maggie
825
00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:31,192
your black cat
is crossing my path
826
00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:33,262
Not good
827
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:37,891
Come on, Pancakes Don't be scared
of the superstitious, mean lady
828
00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:41,368
I'm not superstitious, but it's true
I mean, it's bad luck
829
00:50:41,471 --> 00:50:43,496
[Sighs]
Dane, how's my scope?
830
00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:46,576
Leo Leo
831
00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:50,043
- "Your moon is in Uranus"
- Ooh
832
00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,842
Doesn't sound pretty
833
00:50:51,948 --> 00:50:55,213
He could have canceled
Isn't that proof enough
834
00:50:55,318 --> 00:50:57,343
that this whole bad luck thing
is totally bogus?
835
00:50:57,454 --> 00:50:59,354
[Chuckles]
I don't think so
836
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:02,550
Ashley, unlucky girls
837
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:06,755
don't get asked out by one of Us Weekly's
most eligible bachelors
838
00:51:06,863 --> 00:51:10,230
Unlucky girls sit and watch their
more fortunate friends get asked out
839
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:13,769
while they sit at home and watch Oprah
and eat last year's Halloween candy
840
00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:16,634
- That's true
- You're right
841
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:20,107
Of course I'm right
Go get ready
842
00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:22,110
[Sighs]
You know what?
843
00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:25,579
Maybe I'm not cursed You know,
I'm just looking at things the wrong way
844
00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:27,616
And these setbacks
could just be opportunities
845
00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,582
- Of course
- Exactly
846
00:51:29,686 --> 00:51:32,951
- Because when one door closes...
- Two others open
847
00:51:33,056 --> 00:51:36,492
Okay I'm turning over a new leaf,
and my good luck starts now
848
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:37,582
Good
849
00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:43,625
It's okay
850
00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:53,975
Oh...
851
00:51:55,545 --> 00:51:57,775
Did you just put that
back in your eye?
852
00:51:57,881 --> 00:52:01,442
- It was my last one, guys
- That's really gross
853
00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:02,779
Ow! My eye!
854
00:52:02,919 --> 00:52:05,353
[Chattering]
855
00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:10,589
But, you see,
l... I'm on the list I'm "plus one"
856
00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:12,161
David Pennington, plus one
857
00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:18,800
- Hi, David
- There he is See? There he is
858
00:52:20,270 --> 00:52:23,000
- Oh, hey
- David Pennington There
859
00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:25,836
No, no, no There
She's... She's with me
860
00:52:25,942 --> 00:52:28,376
Thank you Oh!
861
00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:30,537
Ooh
862
00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:33,445
I'm okay Fine
863
00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:36,485
Come on
I got a surprise for you
864
00:52:40,323 --> 00:52:42,314
Oh, my God
865
00:52:42,425 --> 00:52:45,394
Would you look at that big, ugly
866
00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,395
- brown pile of...
- Uh, Ashley...
867
00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:50,864
It looked like it came out of the rear end
of an elephant [Groans]
868
00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:53,162
- Ashley
- Huh?
869
00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:56,467
Uh... [Clears Throat]
Meet my mother, the artist
870
00:52:56,573 --> 00:52:59,133
- Hmm
- The artist
871
00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:02,075
Hi, Mrs. Pennington
872
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,171
You know, you look
so much younger in person
873
00:53:05,282 --> 00:53:08,012
Not that I mean
you're old or anything
874
00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:11,246
David, if I'm going to listen to this,
I'll need vodka
875
00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:13,254
Good idea
876
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:14,914
- Waiter
- [Man] Yes, sir
877
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:21,019
Sure Hmm?
878
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,928
No, thank you
879
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:27,493
David, darling, that awful man
from the Times is here
880
00:53:27,604 --> 00:53:30,402
It's him
881
00:53:30,507 --> 00:53:31,997
- That son of a...
- Excuse me
882
00:53:32,108 --> 00:53:35,407
Yeah? Oh, um, the waiter
He was just...
883
00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:38,447
- More your type? I totally agree
- Wha...
884
00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:43,076
- Mother, please
- Um, if you two don't mind,
I'm gonna run to the ladies' room
885
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:49,884
You! Finally
886
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:53,053
- Excuse me?
- You're gonna keep your tongue
in your mouth at all times
887
00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:55,757
- 'cause this is strictly business
- What?
888
00:53:55,865 --> 00:53:57,924
- Give me back my luck Come here
- What the...
889
00:53:58,034 --> 00:53:59,797
- Let go of me
- just... Uh-oh
890
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,235
(music)[Techno]
891
00:54:02,339 --> 00:54:06,400
[Man On PA] From the bowels of this
mortal coil come the mud men
892
00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:08,773
- Kiss me, damn it!
- Let me up! I'm in the show!
893
00:54:08,878 --> 00:54:12,370
- [Man] I am a mud man
- [Woman] I am a mud woman
894
00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:14,746
[Group]
We are mud people
895
00:54:14,851 --> 00:54:18,218
and he is our mud king
896
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,690
- [Murmuring]
- [Groans]
897
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:24,783
- Heart attack! I know CPR!
- I'm not having...
898
00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:26,759
He's not breathing!
899
00:54:26,863 --> 00:54:28,728
He's totally breathing!
900
00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:31,323
No, he's not
It's a cardiac reflex thing
901
00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:35,234
- I need to give him mouth-to-mouth
- [Muffled] I can't breathe
902
00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:38,774
[Both Moaning]
903
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,006
Mmm
904
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,979
He's gonna be okay
905
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,555
- Sorry
- Lucky you were here
906
00:54:57,661 --> 00:54:59,686
Lucky you know CPR
907
00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:02,094
Yeah You know what?
That's me Lucky
908
00:55:02,198 --> 00:55:04,098
You know, I'm feeling
kind of... Oh!
909
00:55:05,368 --> 00:55:07,996
- [Gasps]
- [Crowd Gasping]
910
00:55:08,104 --> 00:55:10,334
Oh
911
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,340
[Woman]
Irreplaceable!
912
00:55:12,442 --> 00:55:14,034
[Man]
It's ruined
913
00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:20,380
- [Shutter Clicks]
- This is ridiculous It was just mud
914
00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:27,282
[Clears Throat]
915
00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:30,689
You must have met my twin sister
She was in here the other night
916
00:55:30,794 --> 00:55:32,728
She's the bitch
I'm the nice one
917
00:56:05,929 --> 00:56:09,365
- What can I get you?
- Um, can I just have a glass of water?
918
00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:12,833
No buy, no sit See?
919
00:56:15,772 --> 00:56:18,297
- Can I use the bathroom?
- [Scoffs]
920
00:56:18,408 --> 00:56:21,002
N-No buy, no bathroom!
921
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,643
Okay Great Fine Fine
I'm leaving
922
00:56:24,748 --> 00:56:28,047
I'm leaving Oh, are you all
enjoying the show?
923
00:56:28,151 --> 00:56:30,483
You know, the real me
doesn't have days like this
924
00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:33,078
As a matter of fact,
maybe I'm not even here right now
925
00:56:33,189 --> 00:56:36,056
This is all probably
a... a dream that I'm having
926
00:56:36,159 --> 00:56:38,457
induced by a...
a deep-tissue massage
927
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:42,395
- Yes A massage that I won at a charity raffle
- [Man] Shut up
928
00:56:42,499 --> 00:56:44,296
That looks good
Are you done with that?
929
00:56:45,668 --> 00:56:48,262
No That was a joke
I'm not gonna eat your scraps
930
00:56:48,371 --> 00:56:50,805
Gosh! Maybe just some bacon
931
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:55,700
- [Crowd Groaning]
- Mmm! Mmm!
932
00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,905
I don't know what she's doing
933
00:56:58,014 --> 00:57:00,244
Mmm! Mmm!
934
00:57:01,885 --> 00:57:04,319
Oh, my God
I'm like a coyote
935
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,787
[Man Chuckling]
936
00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:10,619
Perfect
937
00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:12,922
Oh, not the salt
938
00:57:13,029 --> 00:57:15,463
Just so everyone knows
939
00:57:15,565 --> 00:57:19,592
I think what I'm about to do is completely
ridiculous, but it can't hurt, can it?
940
00:57:19,702 --> 00:57:21,602
Come on
941
00:57:21,704 --> 00:57:23,831
- [Screaming] My eye!
- Oh, my God!
942
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:26,500
Oh! Oh, my...
943
00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:29,737
- It was an accident I'm sorry
- Miss, I think it's, uh
944
00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:31,780
- time to go now
- Oh, my God All right
945
00:57:31,881 --> 00:57:34,645
I'm sorry
It was an accident
946
00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:36,651
[Man Groaning]
947
00:57:36,753 --> 00:57:40,553
- I think we're clear
- Thanks for that Sorry
948
00:57:40,657 --> 00:57:43,649
- I couldn't help but overhear your, uh...
- Oh, meltdown?
949
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,457
- [Chuckles]
- Yeah Broke jobless
And I just ate le jambon d'etranger
950
00:57:47,564 --> 00:57:50,362
- What?
- A stranger's bacon I thought
it would sound better in French
951
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,958
- Oh
- Guess not
952
00:57:53,069 --> 00:57:56,630
You looked a little hungry I thought you
could use this Turkey on rye, extra mustard
953
00:57:56,739 --> 00:57:59,299
Oh Yes Thank you
954
00:57:59,409 --> 00:58:03,277
- Thanks Um, nice to meet you
- Okay Yeah
955
00:58:03,379 --> 00:58:05,347
I'm gonna...
956
00:58:11,955 --> 00:58:14,685
Look I know of a job...
if you're looking for one
957
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:16,725
[Chuckles]
Really? What's the scam?
958
00:58:16,826 --> 00:58:19,886
- No scam
- Well, do you want me to
join your religion or something?
959
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:23,193
[Chuckles]
No No religion stuff
960
00:58:23,299 --> 00:58:26,496
It's just a job You know, a bad job
Crummy pay for crummy hours
961
00:58:26,603 --> 00:58:29,037
That still doesn't answer
my question What's the scam?
962
00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:32,232
Let's just say I know
what it's like to be SOL
963
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:35,869
- SOL?
- "Shit out of luck"
964
00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:39,847
What makes you think I'm SOL?
Just because I spilt the salt back there?
965
00:58:39,949 --> 00:58:41,541
Yeah
966
00:58:41,651 --> 00:58:43,881
Oh!
967
00:58:45,121 --> 00:58:48,181
Look Where you are right now,
I've been there
968
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:51,260
Been there? I lived there
I was kind of the mayor of there
969
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,556
[Chuckles]
970
00:58:53,663 --> 00:58:55,392
I'm Jake
971
00:58:55,498 --> 00:58:57,728
Ashley
972
00:58:57,834 --> 00:58:59,802
- Oh, God
- Yeah, yeah No, you got it
973
00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:01,837
- Oh, my gosh
- Looks great on you
974
00:59:01,938 --> 00:59:04,736
Can anything else...
I mean, to be honest
975
00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:07,366
I'm not really dressed for
a job interview right now
976
00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:09,274
For this one
I think you'll be fine
977
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:11,347
- Okay
- Wanna check it out?
978
00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:14,507
- Why are you so nice?
- Why... just... Look I mean
979
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:17,279
shit out of luck...
That's my thing
980
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,412
- put me in this position
- You're gonna love her
981
00:59:19,522 --> 00:59:21,490
- This is not fair Listen
- She's great
982
00:59:21,591 --> 00:59:24,992
- I don't need another loser waitress here
- Okay, Mac Okay
983
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:28,154
- You won't be sorry
- [Sighs]
984
00:59:28,264 --> 00:59:31,961
- I didn't get it
- No, no, no, no, no No, no It's not that
985
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:35,060
You can have the job,
but it's my old job
986
00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:36,968
So?
987
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:40,372
Well, see, l... I'd hoped he would hire you
as a waitress or something
988
00:59:40,476 --> 00:59:45,539
My old gig was kind of a... like a janitor,
food delivery person, toilet attendant
989
00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:49,250
I'll take it I'll take it
990
00:59:51,721 --> 00:59:55,418
(music)[Man Singing]
991
00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:58,323
(music)[Continues]
992
01:00:05,201 --> 01:00:07,761
Whoa! God!
993
01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:10,100
Whoa! Whoa!
994
01:00:11,407 --> 01:00:14,672
Whoa Oh!
995
01:00:18,581 --> 01:00:20,446
Oh!
996
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,017
God
997
01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:23,779
Oh! Oh!
998
01:00:32,695 --> 01:00:34,595
Oh!
999
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:47,737
[Coughing]
1000
01:00:47,844 --> 01:00:49,277
Oh!
1001
01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:05,388
Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!
1002
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:14,326
Oh
1003
01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:30,748
Oh! Oh!
1004
01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:33,822
Oh!
1005
01:01:33,923 --> 01:01:36,585
What the...
1006
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:43,126
I'll clean that up
1007
01:01:51,941 --> 01:01:55,502
[Muffled] Come on, boys
Move it or lose it Let's go
1008
01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:07,422
There we go
1009
01:02:12,195 --> 01:02:14,254
(music)[Ends]
1010
01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:17,628
Before Phillips will release the album,
he wants to see you play a larger space
1011
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,634
- like the Knitting Factory
- [All] Oh!
1012
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:22,500
See if you can hold a big crowd
for an hour, create some preheat Huh?
1013
01:02:22,605 --> 01:02:24,835
- Yeah! When?
- I don't know
1014
01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:28,536
- Guys! Listen Carley, turn the radio up
- (music)[Radio: Rock]
1015
01:02:28,644 --> 01:02:30,976
- No way!
- That's it! That's it!
1016
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,571
(music)[Continues]
1017
01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:35,810
Let's celebrate
Burgers and fries on me
1018
01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:37,442
[All]
All right
1019
01:02:37,553 --> 01:02:41,956
Hey, sweetie You, uh, scamper up
that ladder and... and fix that light
1020
01:02:42,058 --> 01:02:44,583
- Well, I'm not so good with...
- Thanks
1021
01:02:44,694 --> 01:02:46,594
heights
1022
01:02:46,696 --> 01:02:49,164
[Radio: Man] That's McFly,
a new British invasion band...
1023
01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:53,827
Phillips will tell us tonight In the meantime,
we have to focus on fine-tuning...
1024
01:02:56,672 --> 01:02:58,333
Whoa
1025
01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,636
track...
See, that's not good
1026
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:04,610
She should have gone up
without the bulb
1027
01:03:04,714 --> 01:03:07,274
then brought down the old one,
because now she's gonna be juggling...
1028
01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:10,478
Eh! Hey!
1029
01:03:10,586 --> 01:03:13,111
- You know where the broom is
- Yeah I'll...
1030
01:03:16,859 --> 01:03:20,522
And she should have turned off the light
first because now she's gonna be...
1031
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,461
[Screaming]
1032
01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:24,192
Electrocuted
1033
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,536
- [Panting] Oh, my God
- Hi
1034
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,538
Hi
1035
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:34,098
So, other than, uh, you know,
getting zapped, how's the job working out?
1036
01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:36,110
- Oh, I can't complain
- That's good
1037
01:03:36,212 --> 01:03:39,875
No I mean I'm literally not allowed
to complain I had to sign something
1038
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:41,973
Oh I remember that
1039
01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:45,542
- This is cold, so it'll help
- You're very handy with this stuff
1040
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:48,818
- Thanks
- Ah, that feels good
1041
01:03:51,727 --> 01:03:56,960
- Is that toothpaste?
- Yeah It's an ancient Chinese
remedy for burned fingers
1042
01:03:57,066 --> 01:04:00,160
- [Chuckles]
- Yeah It pays to be prepared
1043
01:04:00,269 --> 01:04:02,169
I've got everything in this backpack
1044
01:04:02,271 --> 01:04:04,705
I have first aid, extra socks
1045
01:04:04,807 --> 01:04:08,265
- Isn't that a bit defeatist?
- No, it's being a realist You've been out there
1046
01:04:08,377 --> 01:04:10,675
[Chuckles]
Hey Let me see your cell phone
1047
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:12,680
Why?
1048
01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:16,309
- What the... What is this?
- Oh Flip it like that
1049
01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:18,319
Like that
1050
01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:20,548
Address book
1051
01:04:20,656 --> 01:04:22,624
"Bergdorf's, Bendel's and sushi"
1052
01:04:22,725 --> 01:04:26,991
Are you nuts?
Unlucky people need hospitals
1053
01:04:27,096 --> 01:04:29,621
Also, never call 911
They take forever
1054
01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:32,326
Fire responds They're great
1055
01:04:32,435 --> 01:04:34,903
National Poison Control Center
Ask for Lou He's very good
1056
01:04:35,004 --> 01:04:36,995
- [Chuckles]
- [Chuckles]
1057
01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:42,401
You know what? Um
1058
01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:46,346
this backpack has seen me through
just about everything
1059
01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:47,882
And
1060
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:50,350
I think it's time to pass it on
1061
01:04:50,453 --> 01:04:54,048
- Oh No, no, no I couldn't
- No No Honestly, I think you should have it
1062
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:56,954
- Please You need it more than I do
- Thank you
1063
01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:59,755
- [Cell Phone Rings]
- [Sighs]
1064
01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:05,399
Uh, I better take this
1065
01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:10,438
- Oh, yeah Sure Of course
- Hey, Katy How's my girl? What?
1066
01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:13,474
Your key? You checked the doormat?
[Chuckles]
1067
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:17,444
Um, okay What... What if I pick you up,
take you to the new place?
1068
01:05:17,546 --> 01:05:19,810
Yeah You'll love it
It's huge
1069
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,476
Okay We'll have pizza
It'll be fun
1070
01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:26,316
- I gotta run
- Okay Uh, yeah
1071
01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:30,256
See ya, Ashley Uh, it's just a...
It's a girl Yeah No
1072
01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:33,794
(music)[Singing]
1073
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:02,615
- Hey Guys Guys Guys Come on
- (music)(music) [Stops]
1074
01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:05,523
- Hey, guys Sounds good
- How you doing? Thank you
1075
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:08,597
- What's going on?
- Look, Jake The Knitting Factory fell through
1076
01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:10,928
- What?
- Oh, you're joking
1077
01:06:11,033 --> 01:06:14,298
- That sucks
- But "Five Colours" has been
gettin' great radio play
1078
01:06:14,403 --> 01:06:18,840
so I decided to book our boys
at the new Hard Rock Cafe Times Square
1079
01:06:18,941 --> 01:06:20,465
No way!
1080
01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:23,340
- Who's your boy, huh? This is big!
- Beauty!
1081
01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:27,382
- [Chattering]
- This is... This is big How's my follow-up coming?
1082
01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,644
We're... We're working on it
1083
01:06:29,752 --> 01:06:32,846
- Uh...
- All right That's good Don't let me stop you
1084
01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:36,186
- Sounds good, guys Congratulations
- All right Have a good one
1085
01:06:36,292 --> 01:06:40,524
So, um, Jake, when are we gonna
hear this amazing follow-up?
1086
01:06:40,629 --> 01:06:43,689
- When you guys write it
- Right
1087
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:47,061
Hey, Jake
You got a delivery
1088
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:50,233
Over there
1089
01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:52,864
[Man] Hey Isn't that that bird
from the bowling alley?
1090
01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:55,409
- [Man #2] Yeah The electrocuted one
- [Man #3] Hey, Jakey
1091
01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:57,945
Danny, let's work on your vocals
for "Too Close for Comfort"
1092
01:06:58,047 --> 01:07:01,039
I think we're on the right track
Just tighten it up a little bit
1093
01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:03,744
Okay We're... We're gonna take it
from the second verse
1094
01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:08,656
- Hey
- Hey
1095
01:07:08,758 --> 01:07:11,249
- Oh! I'm sorry
- It's okay
1096
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,625
- Thanks Oh!
- I got it I got it I got it
1097
01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:17,096
(music)[Rock]
1098
01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:20,191
- I'm... I'm sorry about...
- No Don't worry about it
1099
01:07:20,302 --> 01:07:22,361
Come on in
Check out this song
1100
01:07:22,471 --> 01:07:24,735
(music)[Singing]
1101
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,638
Sounds great, Tim
1102
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:33,746
- They sound good
- Yeah Yeah They do, don't they?
1103
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:36,682
- Yeah
- So, did you hear we're playing
the new Hard Rock?
1104
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:39,949
- Wow That's great
- Yeah Well, besides the fact
that it's a huge space
1105
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:42,183
I'm probably not gonna
be able to fill it
1106
01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:45,055
- and I'm kind of dead
- It's tough, but not impossible
1107
01:07:45,161 --> 01:07:48,824
(music)[Singing Continues]
1108
01:07:55,571 --> 01:07:59,098
So, you think maybe, uh,
you'd want to go to coffee later
1109
01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:01,676
or something maybe?
1110
01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:04,974
Yeah, um... [Clears Throat]
That'd be nice
1111
01:08:07,450 --> 01:08:09,782
[Door Opens]
1112
01:08:10,853 --> 01:08:13,253
Oh There she is
1113
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:19,656
- Oh Is... Is that Katy?
- Yeah [Chuckles]
1114
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:22,094
She's cute, huh?
She picked out this jacket
1115
01:08:22,198 --> 01:08:24,826
- Oh Nice
- Yeah
1116
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,264
- Looks like a tramp
- What?
1117
01:08:29,371 --> 01:08:33,467
What? Camp Camp She looks
like someone I went to camp with
1118
01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:35,476
- Yeah
- Strange
1119
01:08:35,578 --> 01:08:37,478
Weird
1120
01:08:37,580 --> 01:08:41,175
You know, l... I better get going
Uh, Mac wants me to reset the rat trap
1121
01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:43,183
So, should I call you tonight?
1122
01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:45,947
Um, yeah, about that...
Oh, geez
1123
01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:49,821
Um, yeah Some other time maybe
I have other plans
1124
01:08:49,925 --> 01:08:53,088
- If that's cool Sorry about that again
- That's okay
1125
01:08:53,195 --> 01:08:55,095
- Bye
- Bye
1126
01:08:55,197 --> 01:08:57,597
[Door Closes]
1127
01:08:59,902 --> 01:09:02,097
Oh!
1128
01:09:05,107 --> 01:09:07,007
(music)[Ends]
1129
01:09:13,682 --> 01:09:16,207
- Thanks for the ride, Jake
- Yeah Hold up one second
1130
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,088
Um, so I'll see you later?
1131
01:09:20,189 --> 01:09:23,488
Tell Aunt Martha I'm gonna send
Bernie with the car to pick you up
Don't forget your homework
1132
01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:26,220
- Yeah, yeah I hear ya Later
- All right See ya
1133
01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:28,296
[Door Closes]
1134
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,695
Oh, no, no, no, no
Don't do that
1135
01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:39,501
Don't open the umbrella
Not inside
1136
01:09:39,608 --> 01:09:41,166
Very unlucky
1137
01:09:42,278 --> 01:09:44,246
[Grunting]
1138
01:09:48,317 --> 01:09:50,217
- [Whimpers]
- [Wind Howls]
1139
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:53,413
Oh! Oh!
[Yelps]
1140
01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:56,889
[Breathing Heavily]
1141
01:09:58,761 --> 01:10:00,752
- Bernie
- Yes, sir?
1142
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:03,354
Back it up, will ya?
1143
01:10:07,836 --> 01:10:10,236
[Whimpers]
1144
01:10:10,339 --> 01:10:12,307
Oh, God
1145
01:10:17,112 --> 01:10:19,342
You know, there's a poncho
in that backpack
1146
01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:23,344
I didn't even think to... to look
1147
01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:25,579
Can I give you a ride?
1148
01:10:25,688 --> 01:10:28,748
I only live 29 blocks from here
1149
01:10:29,858 --> 01:10:32,292
Uh, at least take my umbrella
1150
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,885
I already have one
1151
01:10:34,997 --> 01:10:38,194
You know,
I got a washer-dryer, uh
1152
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,701
microwave popcorn,
satellite TV
1153
01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:45,240
No l... l...
I really shouldn't
1154
01:10:45,341 --> 01:10:48,742
Look I don't do this
for just anybody, but
1155
01:10:48,844 --> 01:10:52,245
I'll even throw in some hot chocolate
with those little tiny marshmallows
1156
01:10:55,618 --> 01:10:57,586
I love the tiny marshmallows
1157
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:02,156
How about you toss
the lightning rod and get in?
1158
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,226
Oh
1159
01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:08,163
Thank you
1160
01:11:22,511 --> 01:11:25,002
[Thunder Rumbling]
1161
01:11:26,048 --> 01:11:28,516
- [Door Closes]
- [Sighs]
1162
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,517
- Nice place
- Yeah Um...
1163
01:11:30,619 --> 01:11:33,349
We should get you some dry clothes
Here Let me get this
1164
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:36,356
- Oh, thank you
- Laundry room's that way
Bathroom's right over there
1165
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:39,518
Uh, kitchen's right here Go whichever way
you think you should go
1166
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,596
- Thanks
- Yeah Sure
1167
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:46,324
[Sighs]
1168
01:11:46,435 --> 01:11:49,529
Mind if I throw some of my clothes
in with yours?
1169
01:11:49,638 --> 01:11:52,471
No Not at all Wow
Laundry room in your apartment
1170
01:11:52,574 --> 01:11:56,670
- As far as I'm concerned,
that's when you know you've arrived
- Yeah It's pretty cool
1171
01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,805
[Chuckles] You know what?
I should wash this too Hold on
1172
01:11:59,915 --> 01:12:02,884
Okay
[Sighs]
1173
01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:15,857
Oh Oh, shoot
1174
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:19,491
- Toss this in for me, will ya?
- Um, yeah Sure
1175
01:12:19,601 --> 01:12:21,501
- Thanks
- [Phone Rings]
1176
01:12:21,603 --> 01:12:25,039
- Oh I should get this I'll be right back
- Okay I'll be in here
1177
01:12:26,575 --> 01:12:28,543
- [Beeps]
- [Groans]
1178
01:12:28,644 --> 01:12:31,044
Since when does a washing machine
need an LCD screen?
1179
01:12:31,146 --> 01:12:33,546
- [Beeps]
- Okay
1180
01:12:33,649 --> 01:12:35,617
- [Beeps]
- [Whirring]
1181
01:12:35,718 --> 01:12:38,016
[Sighs]
1182
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:51,197
Oh, my gosh Oh, my gosh
What is going on?
1183
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:53,598
Oh, my gosh
1184
01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:55,932
Oh, no!
1185
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:59,201
Stop! Please stop! Stop!
1186
01:12:59,308 --> 01:13:02,709
- [Beeping]
- Um, off
1187
01:13:02,811 --> 01:13:04,278
Off!
[Groans]
1188
01:13:05,814 --> 01:13:07,748
What are you, possessed? Oh!
1189
01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:12,514
- Everything okay in there?
- Yeah! Everything's fine
1190
01:13:12,621 --> 01:13:14,589
- Okay
- Oh!
1191
01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:19,928
What is going on?
Okay Water off
1192
01:13:20,028 --> 01:13:22,121
Water off! Oh!
1193
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,756
- Oh, God!
- [Beeping]
1194
01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:26,926
Off! Off!
1195
01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:28,730
- [Whirring]
- No, not spin!
1196
01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:30,361
[Gasps]
1197
01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:32,531
- [Whirring]
- [Gasping] Oh, my God
1198
01:13:32,641 --> 01:13:34,541
Hello?
1199
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,108
Oh, my God Oh!
1200
01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:43,912
- Stop! Please stop!
- [Jake] Okay Uh...
1201
01:13:44,019 --> 01:13:45,919
I'm sorry
1202
01:13:46,021 --> 01:13:47,750
I'm so sorry
1203
01:13:47,856 --> 01:13:50,416
I got it I got it I got...
1204
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,928
- [Whirring Stops]
- [Sighs]
1205
01:13:54,029 --> 01:13:56,224
- How'd you do that?
- [Chuckles]
1206
01:13:56,331 --> 01:13:59,061
Uh, there's a... there's an off button
on the LCD screen
1207
01:14:00,803 --> 01:14:05,604
What can I say? I am a pathetic
disaster, and I give up
1208
01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:08,801
- You give up?
- I give up I don't care anymore
1209
01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:11,175
You know what?
It feels great
1210
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,646
[Yelps]
1211
01:14:13,749 --> 01:14:17,879
You know what? I gave up years ago
It's my secret to happiness
1212
01:14:20,355 --> 01:14:23,415
Oh! Wait a minute
Wait a minute
1213
01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:25,755
- Play fair
- Oh
1214
01:14:25,861 --> 01:14:27,328
- Ow
- Oh, no
1215
01:14:27,429 --> 01:14:28,521
- Oh, man
- Your eye?
1216
01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:30,029
- You're done
- I'm sorry
1217
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,032
No
1218
01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:37,630
Oh, cool!
1219
01:14:37,739 --> 01:14:40,469
Oh, am I interrupting something?
1220
01:14:40,576 --> 01:14:42,942
- Hi, Katy
- Hi
1221
01:14:43,045 --> 01:14:47,277
- Wait You're Katy?
- Last time I checked
1222
01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:50,450
Hi I'm Ashley
1223
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:56,223
No No, that's not a problem
I'm on it Yeah
1224
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:58,816
So, Jake tells me you're a loser
1225
01:14:58,927 --> 01:15:01,191
What? I'm not a loser
1226
01:15:01,296 --> 01:15:03,025
That's cool
I'm a loser too
1227
01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:06,794
Anyway, it's just like a term of affection,
not a permanent condition
1228
01:15:06,902 --> 01:15:09,393
- Oh
- You just haven't had any good luck That's all
1229
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:11,029
No, no It's great
1230
01:15:11,139 --> 01:15:12,868
I love these
little marshmallow things
1231
01:15:12,975 --> 01:15:15,273
So do I
1232
01:15:15,377 --> 01:15:18,471
Okay Yeah Yeah
We'll talk later All right, sir Bye
1233
01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:20,480
- [Chuckles] Oh, my God
- Hot
1234
01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:25,144
- What's the problem?
- Oh, Phillips wants the new
song ready before the concert
1235
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:27,518
- And?
- And we don't have shit
1236
01:15:27,623 --> 01:15:29,818
[Gasps]
1237
01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:32,257
I mean shoot
We don't have shoot
1238
01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:35,194
We don't have to tell Aunt Martha
about this, do we?
1239
01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:37,891
Don't stress it
I'll write you a kick-ass song
1240
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,730
Oh, so you're a... you're a songwriter now?
Very funny
1241
01:15:40,836 --> 01:15:42,736
- You could be more supportive
- This is serious
1242
01:15:42,838 --> 01:15:44,738
- This is my life we're...
- Guy... Guys...
1243
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,740
- No shoot
- No shoot That...
1244
01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:49,367
Uh... I think I can help you out
1245
01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:51,070
What do you have in mind?
1246
01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:53,670
Well, I have this friend...
1247
01:15:53,782 --> 01:15:57,218
(music)[Singing]
1248
01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:16,030
What a song
1249
01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:21,467
I totally understand If you don't
want to use it, it's cool
1250
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:23,442
No No, it's great
1251
01:16:23,545 --> 01:16:25,638
Just a few little adjustments
1252
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:27,738
Hey, Harry
Double the tempo
1253
01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:31,148
Danny, Tom, why don't you
kick it off tight and rough it up a bit?
1254
01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:34,222
(music)(music) [Rock]
1255
01:16:37,359 --> 01:16:41,796
(music)(music) [Singing]
1256
01:16:49,871 --> 01:16:52,772
- Ashley
- Yeah?
1257
01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:56,469
- Thank you
- You're welcome
1258
01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:13,359
[Screams]
1259
01:17:15,864 --> 01:17:17,764
Hey
1260
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,462
So I hear a rumor that, uh,
you have another hit for me
1261
01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:24,801
Well, it's, uh... it's rough,
but I got a good feeling, sir Yeah
1262
01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,898
Sounds good Positivity
That's what I like
1263
01:17:28,010 --> 01:17:30,376
Oh, yeah Congratulations
on, uh, selling out
1264
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,447
Selling out?
1265
01:17:32,547 --> 01:17:35,414
You mean the Hard Rock?
We sold out the Hard Rock?
1266
01:17:35,517 --> 01:17:37,451
- I BlackBerried you
- I don't have a BlackBerry
1267
01:17:37,552 --> 01:17:39,452
- Tiffany, get him a BlackBerry
- Yes
1268
01:17:39,554 --> 01:17:42,990
- There's a line around the corner
of people just hoping to get in
- Ah?
1269
01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:45,685
Hey, hey, hey I don't hug people,
but, look, bro
1270
01:17:45,794 --> 01:17:49,161
You saved my life twice Once
at the masquerade bash and... and now
1271
01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:51,232
l... It was
a great night for me too
1272
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:54,632
I mean, ever since then I've been
about the luckiest guy in the world
1273
01:17:54,736 --> 01:17:58,194
- [Chuckles]
- Look Come by my office later
1274
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:00,206
- It can't be
- I got some ideas
1275
01:18:00,308 --> 01:18:02,572
- [Jake] Okay
- Geez
1276
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:05,306
Jake. Jake is the guy I kissed
at the masquerade bash
1277
01:18:05,414 --> 01:18:06,711
- Uh-uh
- Yes
1278
01:18:06,815 --> 01:18:08,009
- No
- Yes
1279
01:18:08,116 --> 01:18:09,515
- No
- Yes
1280
01:18:09,618 --> 01:18:13,019
Yes! That's great He's hot
1281
01:18:13,121 --> 01:18:15,055
You don't understand
If I kiss Jake
1282
01:18:15,157 --> 01:18:18,388
it's hello,
fabulous carefree life
1283
01:18:18,493 --> 01:18:20,984
And that's a problem?
1284
01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:24,088
- Well...
- Go
1285
01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:26,167
(music)[Continues]
1286
01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:47,520
- Ashley
- No, no, no
1287
01:18:47,622 --> 01:18:49,556
Um, I have to go now
1288
01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:53,389
- (music)[Continues]
- Uh, now?
1289
01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:04,698
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God
1290
01:19:04,806 --> 01:19:07,639
(music)[Ends]
1291
01:19:09,945 --> 01:19:11,913
[Sighs]
1292
01:19:14,049 --> 01:19:16,916
- Taxi!
- [Tires Screeching]
1293
01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:19,885
Sorry I was just
checking something
1294
01:19:25,393 --> 01:19:28,055
[Gasps]
Five dollars Yes
1295
01:19:28,163 --> 01:19:30,097
- Thank you, luck
- Ashley?
1296
01:19:30,198 --> 01:19:32,132
Miss Braden
1297
01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:34,794
Listen I am so sorry for...
1298
01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:37,064
- Antonio?
- Hey, Ash
1299
01:19:37,172 --> 01:19:39,732
- Hi
- How lucky that we ran into you
1300
01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:42,503
I feel just horrible about
those things I said to you
1301
01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,977
No Stop You were right
to blame it all on me
1302
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:50,643
Then let me blame you for bringing this sweet,
wonderful, iron-tushed man into my life
1303
01:19:50,752 --> 01:19:52,777
Yes We're getting married, baby
1304
01:19:52,888 --> 01:19:55,516
- No way!
- It's true I bought him the ring
1305
01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:59,355
- Well, good for you guys Congratulations
- Ashley
1306
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:01,656
I want you to come back
to work for me
1307
01:20:03,431 --> 01:20:07,094
- Are you kidding?
- I can't lose you. You are my good luck charm
1308
01:20:07,202 --> 01:20:08,829
l... I don't know what to say
1309
01:20:08,937 --> 01:20:12,498
Well, we have a huge pitch tonight
St Regis at 8:00
1310
01:20:12,607 --> 01:20:15,075
So, say you'll be by my side
1311
01:20:15,177 --> 01:20:18,704
and say you'll be wearing something
appropriate to your new vice president title
1312
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:22,477
Oh, my gosh Yes Yes
Thank you
1313
01:20:22,584 --> 01:20:24,484
- Bye
- Bye
1314
01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:27,180
Oh! Yes! My luck is back!
1315
01:20:27,289 --> 01:20:29,189
Oh, my God
1316
01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:33,223
- Hello
- [Maggie] Ash?
1317
01:20:34,262 --> 01:20:36,230
Anyone want some late lunch?
1318
01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:38,265
- Hi
- Hi
1319
01:20:38,366 --> 01:20:40,698
Hey I have some surprises
1320
01:20:40,802 --> 01:20:44,795
Ta-da! Last one in stock,
and just my size Lucky, huh?
1321
01:20:44,906 --> 01:20:47,739
- Yeah
- And I went to Miyakami
and got two orders of everything
1322
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,368
'cause I thought we could use
a little celebration
1323
01:20:50,478 --> 01:20:53,641
- That's nice
- Oh Yeah
1324
01:20:53,748 --> 01:20:55,511
What's wrong?
1325
01:20:55,617 --> 01:20:58,211
The band isn't
gonna do Maggie's song
1326
01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,981
What? Why not?
1327
01:21:00,088 --> 01:21:02,579
Phillips is superstitious
1328
01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:04,420
- Come on
- He thinks that new groups
1329
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:07,256
should only perform music
that they've written themselves
1330
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,990
- That's crazy
- No It's just bad luck
1331
01:21:10,098 --> 01:21:13,397
Look I'm sorry this is happening
I didn't have anything to do with...
1332
01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:17,335
Ashley, stop It's not your fault
It's life Right?
1333
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:21,933
Come on We gotta get going We gotta get
there before they go on I want to wish them luck
1334
01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:26,412
- You're still going?
- Oh, yeah We have VIP
tickets Why waste 'em? You?
1335
01:21:26,514 --> 01:21:30,746
- Um, actually, I'm not I have, um, a meeting
- [Door Opens]
1336
01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:33,719
- Job interview?
- Actually, it's a funny story
1337
01:21:33,822 --> 01:21:37,724
- Um, Peggy rehired me
- Ashley!
1338
01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:39,953
I am so proud of you
1339
01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:44,431
You totally stuck it out,
and it all got better
1340
01:21:44,532 --> 01:21:46,625
Are you sure
you're gonna be okay?
1341
01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:48,635
Of course
What choice do I have?
1342
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,967
If you dwell on
all the bad things in life
1343
01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:53,563
- you miss out on all the good things
- It's getting late
1344
01:21:53,675 --> 01:21:56,371
- Well, have fun
- Good luck on your meeting, Ashley
1345
01:21:56,478 --> 01:21:58,469
Thanks
1346
01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:01,573
Bye
1347
01:22:32,747 --> 01:22:36,615
(music)[Rock]
1348
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,892
- (music)[Continues]
- [Man] Cool!
1349
01:22:44,993 --> 01:22:47,826
- We're down front!
- [Woman] Wow!
1350
01:22:47,929 --> 01:22:49,863
- [Doug] So big!
- [Danny] So many people
1351
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,865
[Tom]
Look how many people there are
1352
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,333
- [Danny] Hottie, mate There's a hottie there
- [Tom] Yeah
1353
01:22:54,436 --> 01:22:56,927
I hope it goes well
1354
01:22:57,038 --> 01:23:00,269
All right Guys, guys Final touches
Dressing room now Come on
1355
01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:03,708
- Let's do this Come on
- I'm so nervous I'm so nervous
1356
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,474
[Chattering]
1357
01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:11,151
Hey, Nick Nick
How are ya?
1358
01:23:11,252 --> 01:23:13,652
Oh, bollocks!
1359
01:23:13,755 --> 01:23:15,347
[Nick]
You look very nervous
1360
01:23:15,457 --> 01:23:18,153
- Thank you I appreciate that
- Want some herbal tea? We have some
1361
01:23:18,259 --> 01:23:19,988
[Jake] Thank you
That would be great
1362
01:23:20,095 --> 01:23:22,689
The monitors hot
for Danny and Tom, right?
1363
01:23:22,797 --> 01:23:24,958
- The input for the reverb
in the distortion pedals?
- Two and three
1364
01:23:25,066 --> 01:23:27,899
Good And just remember
The switch-outs at three, five and nine
1365
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,302
- Right Right
- Someone could fall down
in this I'm gonna shut it
1366
01:23:31,406 --> 01:23:33,135
Whoa!
1367
01:23:33,241 --> 01:23:35,300
Hello?
1368
01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:37,139
Jake? Guys?
1369
01:23:37,245 --> 01:23:40,009
[Whistles]
Cab! Taxi!
1370
01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:42,913
- Oy!
- We're never gonna get a cab at this hour
1371
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:45,987
- Think positive
- [Horn Honks]
1372
01:23:46,087 --> 01:23:48,749
Hey Guys
Jump in Come on
1373
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:51,052
Ashley
[Squeals]
1374
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:55,591
- Let's go We don't have much time
- What are you doing?
1375
01:23:57,198 --> 01:23:59,325
I can't stop sweatin'
1376
01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:01,334
[Danny] Shocking!
[Laughs]
1377
01:24:01,436 --> 01:24:03,336
- You guys ready?
- Yeah Stoked
1378
01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:05,201
Yeah Born ready
1379
01:24:05,306 --> 01:24:07,900
- [Groans] My eye!
- [Doug] My "A"string
1380
01:24:08,009 --> 01:24:09,874
Danny, look at me
You can see, right?
1381
01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:11,946
- [Groans]
- See, please?
1382
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,947
Two minutes, you guys
Good luck
1383
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:17,280
Two minutes?
L... I need some ice I need some ice
1384
01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:23,820
Hello!
1385
01:24:23,925 --> 01:24:26,416
Guys, I'm here!
1386
01:24:26,528 --> 01:24:29,759
Okay Look I know you guys
are nervous That's fine just...
1387
01:24:29,864 --> 01:24:31,695
Hold that thought
1388
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,064
[Vomits]
1389
01:24:35,036 --> 01:24:38,870
Good idea
[Vomits]
1390
01:24:38,973 --> 01:24:42,704
- Whoo!
- Air fre... Air freshener
1391
01:24:42,811 --> 01:24:44,904
Oh, by the way, have you seen
Harry anywhere?
1392
01:24:47,682 --> 01:24:49,741
He's... He's not here?
1393
01:24:52,954 --> 01:24:54,945
Hello?
1394
01:24:58,059 --> 01:25:00,254
- Okay, guys Spread out, find him
- All right
1395
01:25:00,361 --> 01:25:02,261
- Nick Nick
- [All] Harry
1396
01:25:02,363 --> 01:25:04,297
- Yeah
- Uh, have you seen... have you seen Harry?
1397
01:25:04,399 --> 01:25:06,367
- Who?
- Harry the drummer
1398
01:25:06,468 --> 01:25:09,460
- Who?
- Uh... Harry!
1399
01:25:09,571 --> 01:25:11,801
Harry!
1400
01:25:11,906 --> 01:25:13,806
- Harry
- [Man Gasps]
1401
01:25:13,908 --> 01:25:15,808
- Harry
- [Man #2] Get out of here!
1402
01:25:15,910 --> 01:25:17,468
- [Man #3] Pervert!
- Sorry
1403
01:25:17,579 --> 01:25:19,604
[Cheering]
1404
01:25:23,618 --> 01:25:26,519
[Phillips]
DMR's got the money, baby!
1405
01:25:28,389 --> 01:25:31,790
Excuse me, sir Could you make a left
up ahead? Union Square's always a mess
1406
01:25:31,893 --> 01:25:33,793
I can't believe
you blew off Peggy Braden
1407
01:25:33,895 --> 01:25:36,830
She'll get over it if Jake's bad luck
is half as bad as mine was
1408
01:25:36,931 --> 01:25:38,899
then we don't have much time
1409
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,264
[Tires Squeal]
1410
01:25:41,369 --> 01:25:44,202
Harry Harry, are you in here?
1411
01:25:44,305 --> 01:25:46,205
- Hey Has anyone seen Harry?
- [All] No
1412
01:25:46,307 --> 01:25:49,208
- Excuse me Has anyone
seen Harry? The drummer
- No
1413
01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:52,302
- Harry!
- Has... Has anybody got a 20 on the drummer?
1414
01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:54,313
[Headset: Woman]
What's he look like?
1415
01:25:54,415 --> 01:25:56,815
Yeah I don't know
They all look alike to me
1416
01:25:56,918 --> 01:25:59,250
[Chattering]
1417
01:25:59,354 --> 01:26:01,686
Harry!
1418
01:26:04,025 --> 01:26:05,993
Harry
1419
01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,854
- Harry
- [Man] Start the show!
1420
01:26:09,964 --> 01:26:11,932
Harry
1421
01:26:12,033 --> 01:26:14,263
- He's not here
- [Man #2] We want McFly!
1422
01:26:14,369 --> 01:26:16,394
He's not here either
1423
01:26:16,504 --> 01:26:19,029
- [Crowd Shouting]
- [Muttering]
1424
01:26:19,140 --> 01:26:23,668
- [Laughing]
- Ah, but then... No, no No, no, no
1425
01:26:23,778 --> 01:26:25,678
- Jake, baby!
- Hey!
1426
01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:28,874
I understand the drill... keep 'em waiting...
but the natives are gettin' restless
1427
01:26:28,983 --> 01:26:32,009
- We thought it was normal
to go up a half hour late
- Jake
1428
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:34,680
Jake, we can't find Harry anywhere
He's not upstairs He's gone
1429
01:26:34,789 --> 01:26:36,882
- Checked the loos He's not in men's or women's
- No
1430
01:26:36,991 --> 01:26:39,152
There something
you want to tell me, Jake?
1431
01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:42,329
We... We have a problem
1432
01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:44,398
[Crowd Chattering]
1433
01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:50,099
Hello?
What the hell is that?
1434
01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:00,674
- Oh! We're so late Come on! Come on!
- Oh, my gosh!
1435
01:27:00,782 --> 01:27:04,013
Thank you! Wait You guys
You guys Backstage is this way
1436
01:27:04,118 --> 01:27:06,643
Come on Hi Excuse me
Watch out, buddy
1437
01:27:06,754 --> 01:27:08,847
- Come on!
- [Dana] Hold on a second, girls
1438
01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:10,948
[Ashley] Catch up, Dana
You got the passes
1439
01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:12,788
[Man]
Let's go!
1440
01:27:12,894 --> 01:27:15,124
Hello
1441
01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:17,698
Hello
1442
01:27:17,799 --> 01:27:19,426
[Crowd Chattering]
1443
01:27:19,534 --> 01:27:21,434
And I, for one
1444
01:27:21,536 --> 01:27:26,132
am not looking forward to going
out here and telling this angry crowd
1445
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:28,869
that the band decided
not to play
1446
01:27:28,977 --> 01:27:31,309
Oh That won't be me
1447
01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:33,312
That's gonna be you
1448
01:27:33,414 --> 01:27:36,713
Unless you get your boys
out there now!
1449
01:27:36,818 --> 01:27:38,718
Mr. Phillips,
without a... a drummer?
1450
01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:40,720
- No way
- It won't work
1451
01:27:40,822 --> 01:27:46,124
Hey, guys I used to be the, uh, backup
drummer for, uh, Whitesnake
1452
01:27:46,227 --> 01:27:48,787
- [All Groan]
- [Phillips] Whitesnake? Hell, yeah!
1453
01:27:48,896 --> 01:27:51,091
- There you go Here's your drummer
- Wait a minute
1454
01:27:51,199 --> 01:27:54,327
- We're not gonna go out there without Harry
- [Tom] It's not gonna happen
1455
01:27:54,435 --> 01:27:56,335
McFly doesn't play
1456
01:27:56,437 --> 01:27:58,337
you'll be lucky enough
to manage
1457
01:27:58,439 --> 01:27:59,963
- a high school marching band
- [Ashley]Jake
1458
01:28:00,074 --> 01:28:02,599
- Get out of the way
- We got a problem We need a new band
1459
01:28:02,710 --> 01:28:05,975
- Cancel the limo
- Get out of the way, please All right Now go
1460
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:07,980
Ashley, now's not a...
1461
01:28:08,082 --> 01:28:10,676
- What the hell is this?
- [Together] Shh!
1462
01:28:17,492 --> 01:28:22,293
And in nine, eight, seven...
1463
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:26,426
- Oh, no
- Who hit the smoke?
1464
01:28:26,534 --> 01:28:30,368
Five, four, three...
1465
01:28:31,472 --> 01:28:33,702
Whoa
[Coughing]
1466
01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:35,673
Two...
1467
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,679
Whoa
1468
01:28:40,782 --> 01:28:42,477
Is that... Is that Harry?
1469
01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,778
[Chuckles Nervously]
1470
01:28:46,387 --> 01:28:49,447
[Woman]
Get started, baby!
1471
01:28:49,557 --> 01:28:51,787
We're on We're on
1472
01:28:51,893 --> 01:28:55,226
- No way The freak went on without us
- [Mouthing Words]
1473
01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:57,696
I don't believe it
1474
01:29:01,736 --> 01:29:04,170
Hey Do me a favor
1475
01:29:04,272 --> 01:29:07,298
- Play Maggie's song
- Absolutely
1476
01:29:07,408 --> 01:29:09,433
Hey Let's kick it off
with "I've Got You"
1477
01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:11,478
Yeah Definitely
Come on Let's go
1478
01:29:11,579 --> 01:29:14,309
- [Doug] Phillips is gonna be pissed
- [Danny] Who cares?
1479
01:29:14,415 --> 01:29:18,215
- [Woman Shouts]
- [Crowd Cheering]
1480
01:29:19,987 --> 01:29:23,354
Harry Harry, we're playing
"I've Got You"
1481
01:29:25,259 --> 01:29:27,591
- (music)(music) [Rock]
- [Cheering]
1482
01:29:29,630 --> 01:29:31,928
Ashley Thank you
1483
01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:34,729
You're welcome
1484
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:44,235
- Are you okay?
- Yeah Yeah I'm okay
1485
01:29:44,345 --> 01:29:46,404
Oh, I'm proud of you
1486
01:29:50,585 --> 01:29:53,349
(music)(music) [Singing]
1487
01:30:13,841 --> 01:30:15,934
- Katy!
- Yes!
1488
01:30:16,043 --> 01:30:18,136
- They're great!
- It's good!
1489
01:30:29,490 --> 01:30:31,219
Danny! Whoo!
1490
01:30:32,527 --> 01:30:34,995
I thought I told you
not to play this song
1491
01:30:36,164 --> 01:30:39,133
Well, I guess
I'm not superstitious
1492
01:30:39,233 --> 01:30:41,724
But I am
1493
01:30:41,836 --> 01:30:44,236
I should fire you, Jake
1494
01:30:44,338 --> 01:30:47,102
But it works
1495
01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:49,676
It works Good job
1496
01:30:50,912 --> 01:30:52,436
Thank you
1497
01:30:52,547 --> 01:30:54,981
(music)[Singing Continues]
1498
01:31:00,388 --> 01:31:02,652
They're playing my song!
1499
01:31:17,972 --> 01:31:20,873
(music)(music) [Ends]
1500
01:31:23,978 --> 01:31:27,004
- Whoo!
- [Both] Whoo!
1501
01:31:28,716 --> 01:31:30,616
Is that the sound
of them clapping
1502
01:31:30,718 --> 01:31:32,879
- or my nervous system shutting down?
- No They're clapping
1503
01:31:32,987 --> 01:31:34,852
Hello, Times Square!
1504
01:31:34,956 --> 01:31:38,551
[Cheering]
1505
01:31:38,659 --> 01:31:40,854
[Laughing]
1506
01:31:40,962 --> 01:31:42,623
- Congratulations!
- Ashley, thank you!
1507
01:31:42,730 --> 01:31:45,358
- [Danny] Great to be here, everybody
- (music)(music) [Rock]
1508
01:31:50,004 --> 01:31:52,802
(music)(music) [Singing]
1509
01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:07,780
Oh Who wants to meet
my friend Mr. Dom Perignon?
1510
01:32:07,889 --> 01:32:09,880
- That would be the '94?
- Yeah!
1511
01:32:09,991 --> 01:32:13,483
- The '95! Yeah, baby! [Laughing]
- Yeah That's okay
1512
01:32:13,594 --> 01:32:16,995
All right, guys
Champagne time! Everybody
1513
01:32:17,098 --> 01:32:19,999
McFly on three On three
Champagne time
1514
01:32:20,101 --> 01:32:24,094
One... Help me out
One, two, three!
1515
01:32:24,205 --> 01:32:28,198
- McFly!
- [Groans]
1516
01:32:28,309 --> 01:32:30,174
[All Shouting]
1517
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:35,376
All right Danny Everybody
Get over here Come on
1518
01:32:35,483 --> 01:32:37,713
[Phillips]
Come on Come on Let's go, baby
1519
01:32:38,819 --> 01:32:40,810
Ashley
1520
01:32:40,922 --> 01:32:44,517
- Come on Let's go celebrate
- Hey Um, not now
1521
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:46,525
What's wrong with you?
You look miserable
1522
01:32:46,627 --> 01:32:48,561
[Chuckles]
1523
01:32:48,663 --> 01:32:51,291
[Sighs] Maggie,
I think I've fallen for him
1524
01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:53,230
[Shouts]
1525
01:32:53,334 --> 01:32:57,532
That's great
What's the matter with that?
1526
01:32:57,638 --> 01:33:03,543
I don't know I mean, the feelings
I have generally lead toward kissing
1527
01:33:03,644 --> 01:33:06,238
So kiss him Kiss him!
1528
01:33:06,347 --> 01:33:08,781
I can't
1529
01:33:08,883 --> 01:33:10,851
Oh, Ash
1530
01:33:10,952 --> 01:33:14,115
Please don't tell me
you still believe in that stuff
1531
01:33:14,221 --> 01:33:16,655
More than ever
1532
01:33:16,757 --> 01:33:19,055
And I can't not kiss him
1533
01:33:23,030 --> 01:33:25,157
- I gotta go
- What? Where are you going?
1534
01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:26,790
Grand Central
1535
01:33:26,901 --> 01:33:30,359
I'm gonna visit
my parents for a bit
1536
01:33:30,471 --> 01:33:34,237
I have to sort things out
Give me a hug, you
1537
01:33:34,342 --> 01:33:36,810
Have fun, okay?
And be careful
1538
01:33:36,911 --> 01:33:38,811
Okay
1539
01:33:40,514 --> 01:33:42,414
Bye
1540
01:33:46,087 --> 01:33:48,521
Gather round Gather round
1541
01:33:53,861 --> 01:33:56,421
(music)[Ends]
1542
01:33:56,530 --> 01:33:58,930
[Man On PA, Indistinct]
1543
01:34:03,304 --> 01:34:05,363
Of course
1544
01:34:05,473 --> 01:34:07,998
[Jake]
You waitin'for a train?
1545
01:34:08,109 --> 01:34:11,476
I'm just saying if you are,
you might as well give up now
1546
01:34:11,579 --> 01:34:13,479
- Jake, please
- With your luck
1547
01:34:13,581 --> 01:34:16,778
there's gonna be an announcement
that due to some freak accident
all trains have been canceled
1548
01:34:16,884 --> 01:34:19,045
Then you're gonna go outside
and wait for the bus
1549
01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:22,850
at which point the acid rain will commence...
perhaps even acid hail [Chuckles]
1550
01:34:22,957 --> 01:34:26,518
Listen, Jake I can't see you
Okay? It's for your own good
1551
01:34:26,627 --> 01:34:28,788
Luck changes, Ashley
1552
01:34:28,896 --> 01:34:30,454
You know?
1553
01:34:30,564 --> 01:34:34,864
You know, l... I kissed this amazing girl
at this masquerade party
1554
01:34:34,969 --> 01:34:38,302
No Listen I swear I'm not crazy, okay?
Our luck did get switched
1555
01:34:38,406 --> 01:34:42,399
And it still is
Here I dare you not to win
1556
01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:45,809
So you think meeting me
was unlucky?
1557
01:34:45,913 --> 01:34:49,679
No God, I'm lucky
to have met you
1558
01:34:49,784 --> 01:34:51,843
Okay?
But you deserve my luck
1559
01:34:51,952 --> 01:34:55,854
- You put it to better use than I ever did
- Well, I don't want it anymore
1560
01:34:55,956 --> 01:34:58,322
- Are you crazy?
- I want you to have it
1561
01:34:58,426 --> 01:35:01,554
- No Go away
- It's been great
1562
01:35:01,662 --> 01:35:03,630
but I'll be fine without it
1563
01:35:06,267 --> 01:35:08,497
How do you know that?
1564
01:35:08,602 --> 01:35:11,070
Because I'll have you in my life
1565
01:35:11,172 --> 01:35:15,506
A few bumps and bruises along the way
are a small price to pay
1566
01:35:29,290 --> 01:35:31,258
Tag You're it
1567
01:35:33,461 --> 01:35:36,225
[Chuckles]
1568
01:35:36,330 --> 01:35:39,925
Oh, no You're not
gettin' away with it that easy
1569
01:35:43,370 --> 01:35:45,964
- Oh, yeah?
- Not a chance
1570
01:35:49,410 --> 01:35:51,878
So now who?
1571
01:35:51,979 --> 01:35:53,947
[Mumbles]
Who cares?
1572
01:35:57,551 --> 01:35:59,610
Ew! Gross!
1573
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:02,484
You leave a kid sitting in a limo
so you can make out?
1574
01:36:02,590 --> 01:36:05,491
You take me from a perfectly good party
with really cute rock stars
1575
01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:07,493
I pop a shoelace,
swallow my gum
1576
01:36:07,595 --> 01:36:11,759
and now I'm stuck here
watching you two play tonsil hockey
1577
01:36:11,866 --> 01:36:14,232
- Good grief!
- Katy
1578
01:36:16,437 --> 01:36:18,667
I am so glad you're here
1579
01:36:20,241 --> 01:36:22,937
Why are you guys
looking at me like this?
1580
01:36:23,043 --> 01:36:26,137
- Hold still Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
- [Groaning]
1581
01:36:26,247 --> 01:36:29,375
[Groans]
Oh, I've been slimed!
1582
01:36:29,483 --> 01:36:32,418
- Try this You'll like it
- It's fun
1583
01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:34,488
Cool
1584
01:36:37,691 --> 01:36:40,660
- So, where were we just, like...
- [Chuckles]
1585
01:36:40,761 --> 01:36:41,989
- Ow
- Ow
1586
01:36:42,096 --> 01:36:45,497
Twenty-five bucks?
No freakin'way I'm rich!
1587
01:36:45,599 --> 01:36:47,692
Oh, yeah! I'm rich!
1588
01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:51,033
I'm taking the limo, okay?
This I gotta show Grams
1589
01:36:51,138 --> 01:36:53,834
I definitely hit the jackpot
1590
01:36:53,941 --> 01:36:57,308
- Hey, Bernie!
- Thank you
1591
01:36:59,079 --> 01:37:01,013
She deserves it
1592
01:37:01,115 --> 01:37:03,481
- Pizza?
- You're on
1593
01:37:05,719 --> 01:37:08,313
So, you think you can
adjust to life without luck?
1594
01:37:08,422 --> 01:37:10,890
- Right now I've never felt luckier
- Me too
1595
01:37:10,991 --> 01:37:13,425
- Do you believe in karma?
- Karma? Ash, you kidding me?
1596
01:37:13,527 --> 01:37:17,463
One time I helped an old lady across the street
Next day, I found a hundred-dollar bill
1597
01:37:17,565 --> 01:37:19,123
- Ash, that's luck
- Karma
1598
01:37:19,233 --> 01:37:20,791
- It's luck
- Karma, karma, karma
1599
01:37:20,901 --> 01:37:22,232
- Luck, luck, luck
- It's karma
1600
01:37:22,336 --> 01:37:23,633
- It's luck
- Get the door
1601
01:37:23,737 --> 01:37:27,673
Why, thank you
[Chuckles]
1602
01:37:27,775 --> 01:37:30,039
Hey [Chuckles]
Quarter
1603
01:37:30,144 --> 01:37:32,078
Hmm Seems we still
have our luck
1604
01:37:32,179 --> 01:37:34,647
- Who cares?
- Absolutely
1605
01:37:37,251 --> 01:37:39,811
[Man] Hey! Shut the valve!
The pipe is broken
1606
01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:42,990
(music)[Woman Singing]
1607
01:37:43,290 --> 01:37:46,054
(music)[Continues]
1608
01:38:57,765 --> 01:39:02,464
(music)[Ends]
1609
01:39:02,569 --> 01:39:05,163
(music)[Rock]
1610
01:39:09,343 --> 01:39:11,243
(music)[Man Singing]
1611
01:39:11,345 --> 01:39:14,075
(music)[Continues]
1612
01:40:30,991 --> 01:40:33,983
(music)[Ends]
1613
01:40:39,099 --> 01:40:41,693
- (music)[Acoustic Rock]
- (music)[Man Singing]
1614
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:41,410
{{{the end}}}
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