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Hi, my name is Violet Starr. I'm really excited to be here to show you some of my comedy.

So yeah, I'm just gonna start with the first joke. Sorry, I'm a little nervous.

So to boil holy water from church, you know how to boil it. You have to boil the hell out of it.

Because, yeah. And you know, I actually, do you mind if I read you some jokes that I just wrote? I think you'll like them.

Sure, go ahead.

Okay, thanks. Sorry, I have a really bad eyesight. Hey, I bet you're still a virgin, you know, because I was a virgin until last night.

Yeah, just your sister. I don't have a sister. You will in about nine months.

Okay, I have another one. I have one more for you. I think this is a good one. It's a true story.

Anyway, Maria went home happy, telling her mother how she earned $20 by climbing a tree.

And her mom said, Maria, they just wanted to see your panties. And Maria said, see, Mom, I was smart. I took them off. Thanks, Mom. No panties.

Yeah, so that's it. What do you think?

Hey, I think you did a very fantastic job, actually.

Really?

Yeah.

You liked it?

I definitely did. Yes, yes.

Oh, wow. You liked it. You liked my jokes. Cool.

Good job.

Thank you.

If you'd like, you can come have a seat as well. We can talk a little more about, you know.

Oh my God. Oh my God. You want me to sit down with you?

Yeah, come have a seat.

Okay. Sorry.

Sorry. I'm really nervous. I'm like a huge fan.

You did a really, really good job. You know, it's just, I'm sorry it took me about five months or so to, you know, get you up here.

And I've been meaning to. Just my schedule's been just pretty hectic.

No, no. Yeah, I understand. I mean, I see you do a lot of things. I mean, I kind of like stalk you a little bit.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I follow you and I just think you're really amazing. I mean, I see all the work you do and all the people you meet and you just, I don't know, you look like you light up the room.

You know, I appreciate all the good compliments. Yeah, I feel like I should maybe do something for you maybe.

I appreciate your kindness and some very nice words for me. You know, you're very pretty, you know.

Thank you.

Yeah, I like that. I like that actually. There's some things we can do.

Maybe I could get a Jimmy, you know, be able to get you on there, you know, possibly.

Really?

Actually, a couple. Yeah, there's a couple of shows I can get you on.

Really?

Yeah, definitely.

Wow. I didn't, I'm not, I wasn't expecting this at all. Even just coming on here to meet you.

I was.

What? Why? You never know, you know. You give it a try, things happen, things work out.

I'm really glad they did.

Me too, me too.

So when do you think we could start working together?

I mean, start now actually. There's nothing really going on. I know no one else is here.

Okay, I'm really excited. I think you're absolutely amazing. I can't find any guys that are like you.

I hope this isn't inappropriate.

Really? What is that?

You're just such a man. You know what you're doing and you have confidence. I just think that's really sexy.

Is that okay?

Yeah, that's fine. It's fine actually. I don't mind.

Yeah, it's cool.

See, some people just don't understand, you know. I'm glad I picked you because you seem to get the picture.

Is that what this is about sometimes?

Yeah, I mean, well not all the time, but you know, this is a good start.

Very good start actually.

I'm going to get a little comfortable in here.

Oh my god, I'm scared hard.

Yeah, you know. I mean, you're a hot, attractive woman. It's easy peasy, I think.

I never thought I'd be touching your balls.

I'll touch more than that.

Oh, okay. You seem like one of them.

I love wearing balls.

Especially...

They smell so good.

I appreciate that.

Oh my god.

A little secret for you.

Wow.

Wow. Oh my god. She's so big.

It's not that big. It's not big.

What? I make you fuck girls all the time.

On occasion. You know, on occasion.

Here and there.

I mean, it's cute you try to stay humble about it.

You gotta be humble in your face.

Oh my god, it fits my mouth so good.

You know what they say?

Oh wow.

When I was on stage, I was so nervous, but thinking about your balls in my mouth kind of calmed me down.

You're calming me down right now.

Ooh, let's see.

That's very nice. That's very nice.

You know how to work those lips pretty well too.

She's got those hair type that's so perfect for me.

I just want to worship your cock.

Like I worship you when I'm at home.

Thinking about you.

Looking at your social.

You can do whatever you want to do.

I don't mind at all.

Let's see, you can get all the way down there huh?

I want to try.

I like to try for you all the time.

That's very nice.

Nice.

That feels like me.

Yeah, I really like performing for you on stage.

But I think it's better on my lips.

Is that so?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

Please push my head down.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

That's fucking good.

Yes.

Fuck, it's so good.

Fuck.

What's stuck in your cock?

You're doing a great job of it.

Very good job.

I want to eat that.

Good shit, good shit.

Yeah.

You're eating on some faces.

I want you to go in on my face.

I want you to take up all those spaces.

Come on.

Go down my back.

Go faster.

Go faster.

Nice.

Come up and get some air.

Okay.

Try and take it all the way down.

Wow.

Oh my God.

Wow, is it so good.

I can't wait to have you on the stage.

I want to show you more of me.

Where is it?

There.

Nice.

So I'm going to sit on you, huh?

It's going to feel nice.

I thought you could pull me up really nice.

I think so too.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, it's so thick.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh, you feel so thick.

Oh, yes.

You pushed me down on my back.

Fuck, and you're doing so good.

I'm going to get you some late night shit.

About ten of them.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to go and get some air.

That's good.

That's good.

That's good.

That's good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

That's so good.

That's so good.

I'm going to bounce on you.

I'm going to bounce on you.

Keep bouncing.

Keep bouncing.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Squeeze me.

Oh, yes.

You can slap it harder.

Fuck me.

Get it.

More, more, more, more, more, more.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my mom told me when you get this back to me.

My mom told me when you get this back to me.

Squeeze me.

Right there, right there.

Fuck, right there.

Oh, I'm coming.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

There you go.

There you go.

Right there.

There you go.

Get that one.

Get that one.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to die.

Please.

Please.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Look at that, huh?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my openness, oh, my God.

Please, oh, my god.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

Please.

Please.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Mm-hmm.

Go forward a little more.

That's right.

Oh.

See how much we can get.

I want to look out the wall.

Pretty.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna...

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, gosh.

Oh.

Ah!

Come on.

Mm.

Bisci.

Bisci.

Bisci.

You see you got more cars. You're struggling.

You're struggling.

You're struggling.

You must be better.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

That's what I want to say.

That's what I want to say.

Alright.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Everybody.

There you go.

There you go.

Keep going.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh my god.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Look at this.

I miss your pumpkin.

My pumpkin.

Your pumpkin's so good inside of me.

I need more.

Oh my god.

There you go.

Yeah.

Just like that.

There you go.

There you go.

Nice.

Oh my god.

There you go.

There you go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just like that.

There you go.

You see it now.

You're naming the headlines.

All in those headlines.

That's good.

That's good.

That's good.

I don't know if you're into it,

but I've always wanted to rub

my feet on your cock.

Oh, this is nice.

This is different.

This is nice.

This is different.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There we go.

You got you now.

You got you now.

You got you now.

You got you now.

I'm going to put this on the back.

That feels so good.

My feet are so sensitive.

It's kind of tickling.

It's so stiff.

It's so stiff.

It's so stiff.

It's so stiff.

Oh, you like it fast.

I like it fast.

I want to give you what you want.

I want to give you what you want.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Take it.

There you go.

I'm going to put this on the back.

I'm going to put this on the back.

That feels good.

Oh.

Okay.

There you go.

There you go.

That feels good.

Oh, my foot.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm starting to feel it.

I'm starting to feel it.

Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I love watching you use my body.

It makes me so wet.

It makes me so wet.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Good shit.

Good shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

All these abilities.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I love this with your car.

That's what I'm doing.

Oh, please.

Please.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

I feel so tight in this position.

Oh, I have a feeling.

I love showing you the shoes down here.

Oh, yeah.

I'm forcing you to open them.

Please, jump.

Fuck me.

That's right.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Look how small my clit is.

I think.

Oh.

I feel like grabbing onto you.

I feel like grabbing onto you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

That's so fucking deep.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, baby, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, I just want this coffee.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes, that's all I fucking need.

That's all I need.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

I love being your little toy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God. Fuck, yes. It's getting so wet.

Fuck, right there. Oh, my God.

Please, right there, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. It makes me feel like such a wet sweat.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

I absolutely need it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yep, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

Yes, keep pumping it. Keep pumping it.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Nice.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, pound it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Thank you.

Thank you огромâТ.

Lord, I pray for you.

Lord.

You have to tell me now!

I'm going to go.

Every time I see you, I just want to fuck you.

Yeah, we're going to have Jamie call you tonight.

Maybe in about after this is done, immediate call.

I am so sorry.

That's good.

She's working those lips over there.

Fuck her then.

She has a little tongue right there.

We'll see.

I really want you to bend me over.

Fuck me.

I want to see you take what you want.

Oh yeah, I'm going to take it.

I'm going to take it.

Oh.

I...

Oh my God.

Please, take what you want.

Yes.

Oh, there you go.

Oh my God, it's fucking...

Oh my...

I can't believe it is, but...

Oh, you're so good to me.

You're so good to me.

Oh, you're so good to me.

I love you.

I love you too.

Oh my God, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, more, more, more.

Please, it was so good.

It was so good.

Yes, good.

I want to come.

Oh my God, I want to come.

I want to come.

I want to come.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh my God, yes, please, please.

Please don't do that to me.

Please don't do that to me.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes, more, more, more, more, more, more.

More, more, more, more.

Please.

Please.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm so proud of you.

Please, please, keep pushing it.

Yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh, my baby, it's so good.

It's so good.

Yes.

Yes.

Just try to.

Yes.

Yeah, grab your fucking ass

handles.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

I love grabbing my ass.

Oh.

I think it's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

It's good.

It's good.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck yes, right there.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, it's going fast.

Fuck yes, keep going, keep going, please.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Get back here.

Get back here.

Get back here.

Get back here.

Take it.

Take it.

Take all my fucking cum.

All my fucking cum.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's good. It's good.

It was on my clothes, baby.

I don't wanna rub onto it real tight.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh fuck it, I'm gonna get these long strokes.

I'm gonna get these long strokes.

It's good.

Yeah.

Oh, you wanna suck here?

You wanna suck here, do you want it back

in my mouth?

Sure, sure.

I'm going to have to do a little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

I don't know how

this feels

like.

Why does that have to be so perfect?

I'm laughing, I feel it.

It's the right size, the right size.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Please keep pumping me.

Please keep pumping me.

Yes, baby, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Please keep pumping me.

Yes, keep pumping me.

That's what I want.

That's what I fucking want.

I'm coming back.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh yes, you made me wet.

You made me so fucking wet.

Oh yes, oh my God.

I can feel it looking closely all over your body.

Yes, Mary, fuck.

Oh my God.

Yes, squeeze down.

Squeeze me.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's so tight.

It's so tight on your fucking...

Oh, fuck. You make it tight on that one.

Oh, you make it tight on that one.

You turn me on like that.

Yes, baby.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Baby, yes.

Yes, right there.

Oh my God, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

It's so sensitive.

Back.

Back. Oh my God.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, right there.

Yes, fuck that pussy.

Fuck that pussy, baby. Please.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes, we're gonna do...

We're gonna do... Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, I know you want to take...

I know you want to take a nice little

rest, baby.

Yes.

Fuck, yes, I'm so calm.

I'm so calm, baby.

Yes, please.

Please come all the way

in my bush, baby.

Please come all the way in my bush.

Yes, yes, just like that.

Let it all go.

Let it all go for me.

Let it all go for me,

baby. That's me.

That come below.

That come below so you, baby.

Baby.

I feel like

I'm in space.

Yes.

Yes.

We are comfortable,

girl.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You taste

so amazing.

I know

I know you won't do this

good when you fucks me.

I'm so glad you asked

me to come sit down with you.

I will

love you with my body

and time.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I'm so excited

to work with you with my comedy.

It's going to be so much fun.

I feel so lucky.

I'm so lucky

and I'm so grateful for you.

You're such an amazing man.

You're so cool.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You make me

nervous still.

Even after fucking me

so hard.

Maybe it's just because I want to

fuck you more.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.