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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:19,410 Let's have a seat. 2 00:00:21,530 --> 00:00:22,710 What did you say your name was? 3 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:24,150 Mia. Okay. 4 00:00:25,430 --> 00:00:26,910 This pin's not working. 5 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:28,430 There we go. 6 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:30,710 Okay. So what brings you in today? 7 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:33,510 I'm here for an hour -long sports massage session. 8 00:00:33,850 --> 00:00:35,030 Okay. That's a good session. 9 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,380 Have you been here before? 10 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,360 No, it's my first time. How'd you hear about us? 11 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,720 Through a friend that recommended you guys. 12 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:48,200 Okay, yeah. We get some recommendations that way. Sometimes people find us 13 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,400 online. Yeah. 14 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:51,660 Now, when was your last massage? 15 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:53,740 Oh, I don't even remember. 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,160 Okay, so it's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while. 17 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:57,920 Long time. 18 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:03,280 Do you have any specific points that we need to look at? 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,820 I think across my shoulder, that's my trap. 20 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,940 Yeah. And my lower back. 21 00:01:11,540 --> 00:01:14,040 Okay, let me just go ahead and walk around here for a second. 22 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,680 Okay. 23 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,020 Okay, we're kind of in this area. Yeah. Right? 24 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:23,380 Mm -hmm. Yeah, there's definitely a little bit of tightness there. Yeah, 25 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:24,339 find some knots. 26 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:29,660 Yeah, we can work that out. And then kind of the thigh, lower back area. 27 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:30,880 Oh, yeah, my back. 28 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,140 Okay. Yeah, like there. That's great. 29 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:38,420 Great, yeah, that's a very important area. 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,840 I think. 31 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:41,340 It's my back. 32 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:46,120 Yeah, backs can act up, so don't worry, we'll get you all taken care of, okay? 33 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,440 Okay. 34 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,400 What's that? 35 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,800 I brought my own product to use on my skin. 36 00:01:55,260 --> 00:02:00,340 Okay. Yeah, and by that, it's not only mine, it's actually, I produced this. 37 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:03,670 This is my husband who's my business partner. You mean you make it? Yeah, we 38 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,050 make it. It's fair trade. 39 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:09,509 Okay. Yeah. So you want me to use your product you make, won't you? 40 00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:10,970 Yes, please. 41 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:15,290 Okay, I'll do it. And it's, you can keep the bottle because we make lots. 42 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:19,390 Okay. Yeah, and I actually, yeah, it's organic. 43 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:20,870 It's organic. 44 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:22,470 It's produced in Africa. 45 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:24,250 Yeah. It's a little strong. 46 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:25,550 It's a little strong. 47 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:29,110 We'll use some more subtle paints. We have a lot of clients come in. But it's 48 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:30,110 very holistic. 49 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:36,680 Okay. Good for muscle relaxation, and you can keep that bottle after. 50 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:42,960 Okay. Because we're actually trying to find some buyers. Okay, well, let me put 51 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,960 it here. I'll use Zonu. 52 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:44,980 Okay. 53 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,100 But here's a towel. Go ahead and get changed. 54 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,620 Okay. And call me. I'll be through the door. Just call me when you're ready. 55 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,120 Sure, thank you. And we'll go ahead and use your product there for you. Okay, 56 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,160 thanks. 57 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,240 I'm ready. 58 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,300 Okay. 59 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,640 Go ahead and fix this towel for you. 60 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:09,880 I'm not just here as a client necessarily, but if you guys are 61 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,180 interested, I can send you a... Oh, we're seriously interested. 62 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,260 Yeah? You are? Okay. 63 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,480 Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead and, you know... 64 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:28,740 Oh, I'm sorry. 65 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:34,320 I think some of your special oil there was creeping down into your inner thigh. 66 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,900 Oh, thanks. 67 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,480 No problem. 68 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,980 Just trying to make sure we get the rest of it there. 69 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:00,470 Let me get this for you. 70 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:07,430 This goes here, and let me get a towel for your head so you guys can be 71 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:09,410 comfortable. Let's sit down a little bit. 72 00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:20,730 Fix this for you. It's all tangled. 73 00:05:23,810 --> 00:05:25,590 Go ahead and just lay your leg down. 74 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:30,169 Mm -hmm. 75 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:31,690 Get this out of the way? Mm -hmm. 76 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:38,770 So you said you had some trap areas you wanted me to hit? 77 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,330 Yeah, my traps are super sore. 78 00:05:41,890 --> 00:05:45,270 Hmm, not going to be able to get to them with your hands up there very well, you 79 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:46,270 know? 80 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:48,230 Okay. 81 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:54,450 I once had some trap issues just like this, and it's really the only way to... 82 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,730 work it out. 83 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:57,810 I had chest hair on my back. 84 00:05:58,070 --> 00:06:01,070 Yeah. No, well, sometimes you have to deal with encapsulation issues when some 85 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,410 of the women come in with the implants. 86 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:06,430 So I was just making sure we know everything. That's what I was doing 87 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:09,110 Well, they're new, so I guess it's okay. 88 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:16,470 Right. Plus, I mean, we have to see how your product will handle 89 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:20,150 the areola area and everything. I haven't tested. 90 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,740 There. So I guess that's the thing. Right. I mean, your husband doesn't want 91 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:24,740 do that because he's biased. 92 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:29,400 You know? Yeah. I guess that's kind of invalid. You need a third party, really. 93 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,940 And he's obviously not a massage professional like myself. 94 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,020 This is true. And you're certified? 95 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,860 Of course I'm certified. 96 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:42,780 So is your lotion in a bunch of places? Or is it kind of like a starting out 97 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:47,720 point? So we're at some health food places right now. Well, we're trying to 98 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:52,330 them in use at... spot right i mean health food place is great but not 99 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:57,450 gonna get you there but it's not in use it's not you know on a spa menu or 100 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:02,930 anything we're trying to get there right no i get it yeah you really want it in 101 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:09,770 here well this is the best spa and you guys are all very excited yeah so like 102 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,440 I kind of see where you're going with this. Yeah. 103 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,720 It seems like we're really working towards an agreement and good 104 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:20,240 each other, right? I think so. I really, I hope that, like, I'm getting a good 105 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,520 sense of this place. You guys are super professional. 106 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:25,260 Right. And you move a lot of products. 107 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,200 Yeah, of course. Yeah. I think it'd be totally feasible for us to work 108 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:32,680 out. Yeah, I think so, too. I mean, you're going to get what you need. I'm 109 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,040 to get what I need, right? Yeah. 110 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,620 Oh, my gosh. It's like teamwork, you know? Yeah, it's going to be so happy. 111 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:38,620 going to be really happy. Yeah. 112 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:42,710 sports massage? 113 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:43,970 Well, that's part of our agreement. 114 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:45,490 What agreement? 115 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:51,850 You're funny. The agreement we're talking about, you know, where I get 116 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:52,970 need, you get what you need. 117 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:56,550 I'm just trying to sell my product. 118 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,610 Right. And you need to be sold. You need to be in our spa. 119 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:03,870 Right. Okay. Yeah. 120 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:08,530 Yeah. So, you need something, right? 121 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:10,570 Like, almost a favor, really. 122 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,340 Because you don't know anybody here. You know me. 123 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,199 I guess. 124 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,200 I mean, you pay. 125 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,860 Basically, you pay for a sales pitch more than a massage, really. I mean, 126 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:21,840 on. Let's be honest. Yeah, for splitting hair. 127 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,160 Yeah, for splitting hair. 128 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:29,480 But I can't help you for nothing. I mean, that's not fair to everybody else. 129 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,080 what are you talking about? 130 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:37,440 I just, there's certain things that I like from... 131 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:42,110 attractive women and you're an attractive woman and I'm thinking you 132 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,770 me and I can help you with your product. 133 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:48,290 Yeah, I mean, think about how happy this is going to make your husband. 134 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:53,770 What? How would this make my husband happy? 135 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:54,970 Well, I'm sorry. 136 00:08:55,130 --> 00:09:00,210 What would make my husband happy? Excuse me? 137 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:03,870 Oh, being able to go back and tell him that you sold product, you know? I mean, 138 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:05,270 how much did he sell this month? 139 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:07,530 It's still... 140 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,010 Yeah, exactly. 141 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:10,490 Nothing. Okay. Okay? 142 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,690 I'm not saying he's a loser. I'm saying that you could be a winner. 143 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,350 I'm just being positive. 144 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:19,010 You know? Yeah. I mean, he's at home making the product. You're here selling 145 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:21,190 product. And I'm buying the product. 146 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:25,590 Because? I really like it. I mean, outside of the horrible smell and, you 147 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:26,309 everything else. 148 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:27,069 Nothing can be changed. 149 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:28,870 Well, anything can be changed. 150 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,710 The situation can be changed right now from a, from a, I don't know, it's a, 151 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:34,570 yeah, this sounds like a great idea to me. 152 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,010 So your mom made it. 153 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,950 Close the deal is what you're saying? 154 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:41,090 I'm not a salesperson. I'm just a professional masseuse. 155 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:42,950 That's your department. 156 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,430 Is there someone here that manages your product? 157 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:50,610 Oh, like the one in charge of... Yeah, so it's all above board. 158 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:55,010 Of course. We don't want to confuse things, right? One sec. Yeah, 159 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,070 Okay, of course. 160 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:57,910 Right. 161 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:03,850 Hi. 162 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:05,330 How are you? Ryan? 163 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,660 I'm in charge of the product purchase facility. 164 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 It's you. 165 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:14,300 It's me, I know, right? Yeah, I'm in charge. So we want to do it above board. 166 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,140 You're right. So this is me speaking to you as the person who brought it. Okay, 167 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:21,680 then I guess I'm speaking to you as the person selling it. Hello, I am Mia. 168 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:22,980 Right. 169 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:27,640 Wow, you're really kind of coming on to me here. You really want to make this 170 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,640 deal. 171 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,780 I mean, Ryan told me you were kind of, but yeah. 172 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:37,950 Uh -huh. I just... I'm interested in selling my product to your spa so you 173 00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:39,470 can regularly use it. 174 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:40,890 Right. 175 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:47,450 Well, um, we have to have some type of massage oils, right? So, I don't see why 176 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:48,449 we can't have yours. 177 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:49,450 May as well be mine. 178 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:50,729 Yeah, right? 179 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:56,150 Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't want to get this on your, on your painting. Clearly. 180 00:10:56,950 --> 00:11:03,910 Yeah. I mean, Don't want 181 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:07,630 to ruin anything for you, you know. No. Go ahead and just right there like that. 182 00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:09,570 Yeah. 183 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:12,830 Yeah. 184 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:19,810 Don't tell me you lean back. It makes it harder for me to access it. So 185 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:23,490 teamwork, right? That's what we said. Yeah. We're working together. Teamwork 186 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:23,869 makes teamwork. 187 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:24,870 Mm -hmm. 188 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:31,370 You're huffing. 189 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040 I'll tell you what. 190 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:37,720 If you could see you now, out here, selling that product. 191 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:45,720 I'm just 192 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:51,180 going to have a little massage time. 193 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,420 Okay. 194 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:56,900 All right. 195 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:00,960 You know what? 196 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:07,650 You should make massage a little product that smells like this. 197 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:09,570 Kind of the same thing, right? 198 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:13,030 I suppose. 199 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,010 Ask your husband about that. 200 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,570 Oh, he wouldn't know. 201 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:20,290 Oh. 202 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,120 That covers it? 203 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,620 Yeah, that covers it for you. Yeah, absolutely. 204 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:44,140 I didn't mean by that. 205 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,540 Well, that was for you. 206 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:51,420 Wait. That was for you. I did that for you. You're welcome. Watch your hand 207 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:56,800 there. So now it's, in all partnerships, my turn. 208 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:02,400 So this is like quid pro quo? 209 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,319 Right, yeah. 210 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,320 Come here. Kiss me. 211 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,360 And I can tell you want to. 212 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,010 I can tell you want to. 213 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:17,450 Open up your mouth. You know how to kiss? 214 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,410 You're such an honor. I can feel it. 215 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:24,910 The tension. 216 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,020 Oh, you wanted to sell a product. 217 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,740 Wait, did you? I can't remember. 218 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,300 I will do what is necessary to move my product. 219 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,680 Don't talk like a robot. That's weird. 220 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,720 I want you to do me a favor. 221 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,800 I want you to kiss every ab. 222 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,020 My abs. Your abs? 223 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,940 Yeah. I'm the only guy here. 224 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,020 Okay. 225 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,460 I do. I do. I do. 226 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,880 I'll tell you what. I will buy a bottle. 227 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,460 Nay, a case. 228 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:16,810 For every ad that you kiss. 229 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,230 No bullshit? 230 00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:21,369 No bullshit. 231 00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:23,350 We're kissing, of course. It's true. 232 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:36,450 There you go. 233 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:39,710 See those taste words piling up? 234 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:54,580 You know how pants work? 235 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,320 I'm pretty sure I do. 236 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,820 Yeah, I bet you we are. 237 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080 Teach that in Africa? 238 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,040 Not from Africa. 239 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,520 No? 240 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,220 No. I guess it doesn't matter at this point. It's not like we're getting 241 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,640 married. We're just really attracted to each other. 242 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,080 This is a business deal. 243 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,320 Yeah. Business and pleasure. 244 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,220 Apparently. 245 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,120 I'm being rude, I'm sorry. 246 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,700 Ah, there we go. 247 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,600 Don't worry, I need your hair. 248 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,940 One more strong, muscly kiss. 249 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,400 Are you talking to it? No. 250 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,200 Oh. 251 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,100 It's like you want it to go back. 252 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,260 Bit of love. 253 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Ah, yeah. 254 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:30,720 You know what really gets me going, 255 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,739 too? 256 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,560 What? Why don't you kind of straddle me a little bit? That way I can see your 257 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,680 full body. You've got a great body. 258 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,540 You should really show it off to me. I mean, that's one of the reasons why you 259 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,540 have it, right? Show it off to guys? 260 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,759 I guess so. 261 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,760 Yeah. 262 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,780 Easy, easy, easy. Come on. 263 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:54,220 What a night, right? 264 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,800 Your husband paid for those? 265 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,580 I paid for them. 266 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,620 Really? Yep. 267 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,040 That's fine. 268 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,800 Straddle, straddle. 269 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,079 Yeah. 270 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,720 Yeah. 271 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,040 Yeah, but with your hand on the car. 272 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:22,650 Yeah, exactly like turning you on I can tell yes 273 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:26,210 Are 274 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:38,890 you 275 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:42,390 gonna come again already come what a couple times at least I feel like 276 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,430 That's a really good point. 277 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:50,730 I don't know your body as well as I should. I mean, if we're going to be 278 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:54,570 together. I'm just telling you things. No, that's a great point. Come here. 279 00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:59,890 If I don't know your body, right? 280 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,090 Well, there's only one way to really know somebody. 281 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,280 My husband. But I'm married. 282 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,560 You can't... You shouldn't be in me. 283 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,600 Well, we're not going to tell him. That's a horrible idea. 284 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,380 You're not going to sell the product that way. Why would people fuck you and 285 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,720 then tell your husband who makes the product? 286 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,100 That's just a bad idea. 287 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,760 tears of joy, right? 288 00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:08,250 that face? No, please, not my face. 289 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:09,630 Not your face? No. 290 00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:11,490 Okay, well. 291 00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,550 No. I mean. 292 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,789 Please, not my face. 293 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:17,170 Yeah, that's okay, but I mean, I'm probably, it's going to cost you a 294 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:22,470 cases. You know, two cases per face. That's kind of the, that's kind of a 295 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,410 I can't guarantee that we're going to buy it, obviously. 296 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:08,590 I'm sorry. 297 00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:09,890 That's okay. 298 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:11,870 What? 299 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:16,710 I can't guarantee that we're going to buy it. I've got to talk to people. 300 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,850 the sales guy. 301 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:19,190 You did that thing. 302 00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:21,810 I thought we were above board. 303 00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:23,610 I thought we had a deal. 304 00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:25,370 Oh, yeah. 305 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:30,750 I think of myself as a salesman in this room. I like to think of myself as a 306 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,630 salesman in this room. I'm like a god. 307 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,480 I'm a fucking god in this room, right? 308 00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:41,720 I'm sure that as a god you have no problem with my husband speaking with 309 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,940 then. You know what? That's a great fucking idea. Here, I'll tell you what. 310 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:48,880 want you to look in that camera and I want you to tell your husband that 311 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,680 coming home and you're going to come meet him and meet the god and meet me 312 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,459 we'll show the footage. 313 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:56,820 There are cameras in this fucking massage parlor? Of course. I like to 314 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:57,840 shit. It's awesome. 315 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,500 Go home and jerk off to it. Sometimes I just watch it and just critique it. 316 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:02,749 But yeah. 317 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:06,590 So, why don't you rethink that plan, okay? And get dressed, because I've got 318 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,449 another appointment. 319 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,410 And take that, because that smells. 320 00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:13,650 And I appreciate everything you offered. 321 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:14,870 It was fantastic. 322 00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,410 I'm so sorry, that was... 23340