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Hey did you make anything to eat?

I'm pretty hungry.

Hey.

Yeah.

What?

What's wrong?

I'll get right on it honey.

What are you doing?

Um, just um, thinking.

You're having a drink?

It's like noon.

It's five o'clock somewhere.

Are you okay?

What's going on?

I'm gonna be okay.

Thank you.

You look, you look upset.

Is it that obvious?

What's going on?

I really honestly, your father's not gonna want you to be concerned in this.

What?

No wait, wait, wait.

You're my step mom.

Like, this is my family.

What's going on?

I know, but it's between him and I.

Um, some news.

I found out some very bad news.

What is he?

Is he sick or something?

Oh, oh no.

That would, that would be fine if he were sick.

I don't know.

Nevermind.

I don't wish that on him.

Um.

What's going on?

Okay.

Okay.

Please tell me.

Um, you know, Linda, his, um, his assistant.

Yeah?

Yeah, that blonde bimbo.

Yeah.

What about her?

He's cheating on me with her.

No way.

With her?

She's not even pretty.

No, she's not.

What, what, how are you, how, how do you know?

I caught him between going through his phone and the way she acts when I'm at the office.

So, so you're 100% sure.

You're not just assuming.

It's been going on for months.

Well, so what are you saying?

Like he's, he has a girlfriend on the side?

Yes.

He's fucking married to you.

Oh man.

I guess this was just, you know.

This is crazy.

I was not, so what's gonna happen?

I'm gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the

one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna be the one who's gonna

No, I'm just the stepmom.

No, you're not just my stepmom.

Like you're my family too.

I can't, I can't just brush it off.

You know what I mean?

I care about you.

I can't believe that.

I can't believe this shit.

I cannot believe this.

Like he's a fucking idiot.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this.

Sorry to say that, but he is like...

He found a beautiful, hot, young wife.

Like why the fuck would he cheat on you with her?

That blonde girl?

Oh, he wanted a new flavor.

I don't know.

Have you guys been fighting a lot?

What's going on?

No, that's just it.

There hasn't been anything.

He's not even touching me.

It's been months.

And it just finally...

Oh, wow.

That's why I put all these clues together.

It took me this long.

Have you tried counseling?

Honestly, I think it's past that.

Wow.

So what are you saying?

He hasn't...

You guys haven't been intimate in months?

No.

Really?

Are you serious?

I haven't been touched.

Like I almost got excited at the grocery store because somebody pushed next to me.

I just...

I haven't been...

What am I going to do?

I can't go back.

You don't think that's like...

I can't be alone?

You don't think he has sugar in the tank.

What am I going to do?

Do you think?

Oh my God.

All right, listen, listen.

I'm...

Honestly, okay.

Honestly, don't cry.

Like you...

I'm just like...

Look.

I already passed my prom.

No, you're not.

Listen, listen.

You...

You're so hot.

I'm sorry.

I know you're my stepmom, but when my dad met you...

Stop.

When he introduced me to you, I'm like, God damn.

Like what the fuck?

How did dad land this hot girl?

Stop.

Listen, you deserve better.

Like you're...

You can go out any day of the week and find a guy.

You know what I mean?

Oh my God.

I don't even know the first place to start.

There's apps for that and stuff.

Do you think I know anything about online dating?

No, I know you don't.

I've been out of the game for years.

Your father used to be...

But you...

I mean, dad's stupid.

Just forget about him.

Find a new guy.

You won't have a problem.

You're young, you're beautiful, you're smart, you're funny.

You're cooking is the bomb.

You're the best stepmom ever.

You know what I mean?

You really know how to help me out, dear.

I'm not just saying that.

I mean it, for real.

I care about you a lot.

This means a lot.

I'll do whatever...

I'll do whatever...

Thank you.

Whatever makes you happy, you know?

Oh, well, your father used to be like that.

He did?

Guess it runs in the family, huh?

I don't think I'm anything like my dad.

If you were my wife, I would treat you really good.

Trust me.

Oh, really?

Go on.

Well, I mean you said he hasn't touched you in months, right?

Mmm, unfortunately.

Like, honestly, okay, this might sound kind of fucking weird, but...

If you were my wife, I would...

I would be fucking you all day long.

I'm sorry to say it like that, but that's the truth.

I'd be fucking banging you all day.

Oh, God, to feel young and be able to just have a whole weekend of sex would be...

Mmm, wow.

Whoa, um, what's going on?

I mean, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm just...

I mean, a time of need, and you're perfectly timed in my time of need.

Uh, where's...

Oh, shit.

Oh, wow.

I can understand where you were going with that banging all day.

I mean, I wasn't...

I didn't know you were gonna do all this.

I mean, this is fine, but is that gonna be home anytime soon?

I know we're family, but I mean, you're not.

I mean, I meant all that I said, but I'm scared Dad's gonna fucking show up any minute.

Oh, no, no, no. He's probably off with that twat.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Wow, you feel like you're working with something more than your father.

I guess you're right. Nothing like him.

Oh, nothing like him.

Oh, you'd be a deer and set this down?

Oh, yeah.

I'd like to have both hands to help me survey this.

Are you really gonna do this?

Oh, fuck.

Your body is telling me that you would like to do this.

My body is telling me something too.

I'm gonna go how wet I am right now.

You're pissing me off.

My mouth is watering.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. I've always wanted this. You know that.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, my God. Fuck. Let me take a sip.

Fuck, I can't see.

Oh, my God.

We need to unwrap this here.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow. Nothing like your dad.

Fuck, yes.

Jesus, there you go.

Have you ever been thinking about me like this, huh?

I do it all the time.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Cut down.

Fuck.

Oh, yes. Fuck, yes.

Saw you see them when your dad bought them for me, huh?

Could have had you help me massage them.

Oh, hey, Dave.

Come here.

See that ass?

Oh, my God. Yeah, show me. Show me.

Oh, my God. Wow.

Fuck, yes.

Look how fucking sexy you are, bro.

That's fucking stupid.

His loss, right?

Indeed.

Oh, my God. Just take these off.

Yes, just like that.

Now take your panties off, too.

Let me see that pussy.

Turn your ass a little bit more towards me.

Yeah, right there, bro.

Yes. Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, my God. Look at this juicy fucking ass.

Oh, my God.

You know what I want to do?

I'm going to bend you over and fuck you.

Want to do that?

Yeah. You're going to show me how you would do it if you were with me?

Yeah, I will.

Maybe your dad could take some notes, huh? Okay.

Fuck it.

Look at this juicy fucking ass. God damn.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking...

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm going to stick it in so bad.

My hair is so...

My pussy is so tight.

I'm wet. I don't know.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Right there.

Oh, my God.

God damn. Yes.

Here's that pussy.

Let's make this up, sweetie.

Let me stretch up the armpit.

Is this what you want?

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't see me that fucking time.

I can't even...

Oh, my God.

Fuck yes.

Stay like that.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Sorry.

There, there, there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

That was the garage door. Oh, my God.

Your dad told me.

You need to go to your room.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where are you going?

Going out with my girls.

They finally convinced me to go out

because that app that you told me about is not good.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

You're gonna go out tonight?

Yeah, it's singles night.

Singles?

Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me.

Don't be needing this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going, though?

Should I keep it on?

Going out to the club with my girls.

Dressed like this?

Yeah.

You like it?

Don't you think that's a little too provocative?

Mm, honey, that's the idea.

But what are you trying to do?

Get a boyfriend?

I need to get back in the game.

What about Dad? You guys aren't divorced yet?

I thought you were separated.

We are separated, so I can take this off.

And he's off with his girl.

He doesn't even live here anymore.

You ever notice that?

What about me? You gonna, I don't know, be here alone?

Sweetheart, there's plenty of stuff on the TV.

And I have a casserole in the oven for you.

You're fine.

Can you just stay?

Can we just watch a movie tonight?

I can do it tomorrow.

You really have to go out tonight?

It's literally the day of the week that's singles night.

What if I go the next night and it's a whole bunch of couples?

Maybe you should just wait a little bit before you start looking for a man.

Your father didn't wait.

I mean, but you, I mean, you have, you, I'm sure, you know, you just, you're separated barely.

Are you worried about me? Are you jealous?

No, I'm not jealous.

Okay. I'm gonna be fine. I'm with my friends.

Okay. What time are you coming back?

I'm coming back tomorrow.

Okay.

Okay. What time are you coming back?

I have a curfew.

No, no, I just want to know because I don't, I don't want to worry about you.

I'm sure the bar closes at two.

So you're gonna be back at two a.m.?

That all depends on the evening.

Can I call you if I need anything?

Yes, my phone will be with me.

Grab that. Don't need this.

Cut that.

Are you leaving your wedding room?

I don't. How am I supposed to find some meet people if I have a big heart?

I'm the only one who has a honking thing that says that I'm...

Alright, just be careful, okay?

If you need anything, call me, alright?

Okay?

Yes, of course. Thank you for worrying about me.

Don't just talk to any guy, like, any creeps.

Because you dress really sexy.

People, like, dudes are gonna hit on you, like, crazy.

I hope so.

So you're leaving now?

Yes.

They're waiting.

Alright, have fun, I guess.

Hey, fuck.

I can't sleep.

What the fuck?

Yeah, who is that?

What was that you, mom?

Sleeping? Sorry, honey.

What time is it?

Like two a.m.?

You're just getting home?

Yeah, unfortunately.

Hold on, hold on. Let me turn the light on.

What the fuck? You scared the shit out of me.

Let me turn the light on. Hold on.

Alright, so what's going on?

I tried.

What? What do you mean?

It was awful.

Your night was awful?

Well, I mean, to be fair, I had fun with my girlfriends.

We were dancing. The place was nice.

Great drinks.

So what happened?

The guys were awful.

You didn't meet any guy you liked?

I met plenty of guys.

By them grinding up on me.

Rude.

Thinking that I'm gonna take shots at them.

Or drink whatever they want to pour down my throat.

It was just...

Honestly, I was...

I was thinking about you.

What?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, you're just so much more of a gentleman.

And it's surprising.

You're just so much younger than them.

But I don't know.

Well, what were you thinking about?

Well, I had a little unfinished business the other day.

I was just thinking about you.

I was just thinking about you.

I had a little unfinished business the other day.

We were thinking about that?

You know, I didn't want to bring it up.

Because I didn't...

I wanted to be weird between us.

I mean, there's nothing to be weird about.

I mean, we don't need to go and tell anybody our business.

I mean, we don't need to go and tell anybody our business.

I mean, we don't need to go and tell anybody our business.

Um, yeah, I actually...

I'll be honest.

I was jealous that you went out.

I knew it.

Well, I don't want you to meet some douchebag, you know?

And then date some douchebag, and then what?

And then what?

You treat you like shit, you know?

Aww, you're so sweet.

You're protecting me.

What else were you thinking about?

That we have some finishing to do.

What we started.

What we started.

What we started.

Really?

Yeah, we didn't get to finish.

I need, like, the dress.

Oh, yes.

I'm actually surprised you let me walk out the door.

I'm actually surprised you let me walk out the door.

Oh, got quite the reaction out of you for that.

I didn't know you were gonna come in here and do all this.

Fuck yeah.

But you're just on my minds.

And apparently I'm on both of your minds.

Yeah, that's that.

Let's see...

OSH!

just thinking about this.

oh

oh yes fucking slop

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

I need to get this load huh?

I didn't get that last time huh?

mm-hmm

mm-hmm

fuck

I'll put it back in your mouth

suck all that condom

mm-hmm

yes there you go just like that

don't stop

mm-hmm

oh my god

oh my god

it's coming so hard

don't stop

mm-hmm

oh

oh

mm-hmm

oh fuck yes

oh my god so much condom

let's see how that comes

oh my god let's see how that comes

yes

mm-hmm

oh

oh my god

look at that

fuck

so now I can do that

anytime

mm-hmm

yeah

oh my god

fuck

fuck

mm-hmm

oh

that was just what I needed to go to sleep

thank you for that

oh

love tucking you in

good to the last drop

oh sweet dreams

sweet dreams

make my bed

fucking mess

you did?

oh god I thought I was gonna make it dirty

oh I'm so happy I'm so relieved it's all done

what is going on?

oh my gosh you are the greatest lawyer ever

lawyer?

so what's the rest like good news?

I get to keep the place

oh my gosh

this is such a relief

I can't even begin to thank you

oh

so I'll be getting the paperwork

okay yeah

paperwork

all that fine print in there too

okay yeah I know I owe you

dinner

something dessert

the whole thing

dinner dessert

yes

you've been such a big help

yeah so many of my girlfriends need a divorce lawyer

divorce lawyer

yes

mm-hmm okay

thank you bye-bye

what is going on?

it's done

the papers are done

who was that on the phone?

divorce done it's all done

are you kidding?

you're officially divorced?

so you're not married to dad no more?

when were you gonna tell me that?

is this where you went to see your lawyer?

I am just appropriately

mister

okay so so so you're

divorced now from dad

where's your sign? I changed the locks

we are

this is my place now have you talked to him?

because I've been calling him for a week

and he's like yeah buddy yeah I'm busy right now

yeah he's with this fucking girlfriend all the time

this is the tropics

so what's gonna happen with me?

you're gonna move out?

well I mean it's not like there's a custody thing

you're over 18 yeah yeah but

I mean this is your place now

do I have to move?

this is still your room and it's still your home

are you serious? yes

so I can stay here I can do whatever you want

I can stay here for real? well your father clearly doesn't care

I mean I'd rather stay here

with you than

I don't think he wants me around

him and his new girlfriend

yeah three's kind of a crowd

yeah so I can stay here

oh my god

that's what I was afraid of

I would have to move out because I mean you're not my stepmom

no more I guess

hmm yeah I didn't think of it that way

we could celebrate

you wanna celebrate?

yeah what'd you have in mind?

to go celebrate being free

free in more ways than one

how do you wanna do that?

oh my god

so what was wrong with the stress?

nothing it looks amazing

oh my god

it's more like it

yeah oh my god

yeah

oh wow

yeah that's how to make sure the lawyer does a good job

so

how do you wanna do this celebrating huh?

are you thinking what I'm thinking?

we can start at home here

oh my god

oh yes

it looks like somebody's

it looks like somebody's also happy

oh my god

oh yeah

almost

and now I can fuck you all I want huh?

yeah and then maybe we could go somewhere

to the tropics get rid of this ring tan

oh my god

fuck

I think I got the better end of the deal

yeah

how much do you like it? Should I keep it on

and hike it up or take it off?

take it off take it off

oh my god

oh my god yes let me see

oh my god

yeah

yeah tease me oh my god

you see those tears?

fuck yeah

oh my god

oh my god yes

beautiful

fucking tits

god damn

yeah

I'm not supposed to be getting wet

for me

god yes

fuck yeah

see the nipples so pretty

oh my god

fuck yeah

let me see the rest of it

yes

oh look how tight that dress

oh my god you're not wearing panties

oh my god

fuck

beautiful ass

beautiful ass yes

spread your ass let me see that pussy

oh my god

god damn you're so sexy

yes baby

just like that oh my god

is that pussy nice and wet for me

oh my god

you're so fucking wet

god damn

fuck yes

oh my god

fucking ass is so nice

oh I can't fucking wait

god damn

come here baby come here

fuck yes

do you want another taste

yeah

oh my god

let me take some over

fuck yes

yes

you're so wet

you're so wet

oh my god

oh my god

fuck

uh huh

yes

yes

yes

I don't like that

do you want it?

yeah

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yes work a little harder

oh

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oh my god

good ass god damn

oh my god

oh fuck

oh fuck yes

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oh fuck

huh

fuck yes

yes yes

huh

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please please please

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Mm-hmm

Yes

Oh

Oh

Oh, you got on there for me

Oh

Oh

Oh

Mm-hmm

We can do that all the time now