All language subtitles for The Really Loud House s02e18 Game Night

It's picture time!

Now that Clyde and I both have
girlfriends, we've

decided to take our ladies on a double
date.

This one says seize the day, but this
one says chapter the night.

Well, our date is that night.

Put this one in the yes file, then.

But let's not forget about this, because
at some point, we're going to want to

seize the day.

What are you doing?

I've seen my dad do this. It's called
the spritzing walk. Here, you try.

Oh, yeah.

You've got to close your eyes.

Are you sure we have to wear cologne?
We're taking the girls to the classiest

restaurant in town. Do you want to be
the only guy they're not wearing crystal

jasmine?

Hit me.

Atta boy.

was bigger. Your piece was bigger. I cut
the cake in half. You grabbed the

bigger piece. End of story.

You two still on this? What do you mean
still?

Your piece was bigger. Your piece was
bigger. Yours was.

Yours was. You had more frosting. No,
you had more frosting. You had it with

This was clearly bigger. No, it wasn't.
Go to bed.

Your piece was bigger. Yours was.

Enough. This is over. You two are done
talking about this. Get over.

I have spoken.

I need it this time.

I was here first. I was here first.

Did you still want my pageant perfume?

Colognes, Lola.

When men wear them, they're called
colognes.

You've been in there for half an hour. I
gotta catch up on some reading, if you

know what I mean. Don't put on my
pageant perfume.

All right.

Let's just pick one and put it on.

Diesel.

Look at the muscle into it.

It's hot.

I think that means it's working.

You think?

It's hot.

It's hot.

Great. I don't have to go anymore.

Diesel.

It's diesel gasoline for my chainsaw.

Okay.

Zia and Angie are getting dropped off in
a couple hours.

Then my dad will take us all to the
botanical garden. The girls are very

for the botanical garden.

And the singing scallop. The only thing
better than a fancy restaurant is the

fancy restaurant where the waiters sing
to you.

They're so talented.

I heard one of them has seen every
episode of The Voice.

On the car ride with the girl, can you
set me up for a joke?

Sure.

You know that big park on Oak Street,
right?

When my dad drives over it, I want you
to say, Oak Street.

And then I would say, more like, Broke
Street.

Unless you want me to set you up for the
joke.

Nah, I'm gonna let you have that one.

Thanks, buddy.

This is going to be the best double date
ever.

Over here, buddy.

Here we go.

Ah, diesel.

Whoa.

Game night's tonight?

What tipped you off? It's the third
Saturday of every month, the way it's

been. But Lincoln and I have our double
date tonight.

Too bad.

What about our streak?

Clyde and I are the undisputed kings of
game night. We've never lost.

Clyde and I are the undisputed kings of
game night.

We've never lost.

We gotta reschedule.

I found the loser button for game night.
Lincoln and Clyde aren't doing game

night tonight.

Really? So I actually have a chance?

This is the only game in my entire life
that I've never won. If Lincoln and

Clyde aren't playing, we all have a
chance to win.

We're playing.

We just gotta reschedule game night for
a different night.

Let's at least put it to a vote.

All in favor of rescheduling game night
so that Clyde and I can play?

Loser!

This is a golden opportunity.

With Lincoln out of the game, we might
have a shot at this thing.

I'm so excited.

I don't think we should win.

What? I don't think we should win. Is
there more to that sentence? Like, I

think we should win by too much?

I don't think we should win just
kidding? I don't think we should win to

the garage?

You saw how excited Lynn was when she
found out Lincoln wasn't playing?

Winning would make her so happy. I have
never beaten Lynn at anything.

Most dads let their kids win when
they're little.

She's been kicking my butt since she
came out of the womb.

Yes!

Top that.

Beginner's luck.

Hey, kiddo, you're number one, and I'm
going for two.

Get that crab out of here.

If you miss this one, then I win.

Key word is... Get

your mother!

Are you mad that your little girl owns
you?

Yes!

Why does she have to be so competitive?

How are you not pumped up for game
night?

I just don't care that much.

How are we teammates?

You know what?

None of this matters.

Because Lynn is a true competitor.

If I go up there right now and say, hey,
do you want me to not try so you could

win? You want to know what she would
say?

That'd be awesome.

What? But that's against everything you
stand for.

I'm just as surprised as you are. But I
really want to win this thing.

Told you.

It's not fair.

I know you want to win this thing, but
it's just a game. People don't take it

that seriously.

This is a tough one.

Clyde and I have a problem.

Game night is at the exact same time as
our reservation at the Botanical Garden.

And the girls really want to go to the
Botanical Garden.

What's that gaslighting one again?

That's where we convince them that today
is tomorrow and we've already gone to

the Botanical Garden. I don't think
that's a good idea.

But it's already worked.

When? Yesterday.

Whoa.

I'll put it maybe next to that one.

What if we asked Lisa to use her weather
machine to create a hurricane

centralized over the Botanical Gardens?

No, she's only using her science for
good now. Big surprise.

That's it?

What? Game night is a big surprise.

When the girls show up, we'll open the
door, yell, Surprise!

We're not going to the Botanical
Gardens. We're staying here for game

But the girls really want to go?

Doesn't matter, Clyde. When you yell
surprise at someone, they always think

next thing you say is going to be great.

So. I'll open the door, yell, surprise!

They'll get excited, and by the time
they realize they'd rather be at the

botanical gardens, we'll already be
sitting down to play game night.

We'll keep our streak alive and then
take them to dinner.

It can't miss.

Everybody talks about Lisa, but you're
making a strong case for being the

in this family.

Have fun smelling those flowers.

I'm going to be here smelling victors.

We're not going to the botanical
gardens.

Why not? Because we're geniuses.

We're not taking you to the botanical
gardens. We're staying here for game

night. We got you. We got you so good.

You thought we were taking you to the
botanical gardens? As if. Yeah, right.

Amazing!

Hey!

Let the games begin.

It is time to start the game.

Everybody grab your partner.

We're going to make such a good team.

And begin.

Oh, easy. It's my favorite color.

Blue.

Red. Yellow. Orange.

That's your favorite color.

Green. Clear?

It's what I'm wearing.

A dress.

Clear?

Clearly, I don't know your favorite
color.

And begin.

It's my favorite sport.

You play sports?

Um, it's on ice.

Soda, sprinter, frappuccino. It's a
sport they play on ice.

Oh, ice capades. Princess on ice. My dad
takes me all the time.

It was hockey.

You went to my game last week?

Oh, that explains the lack of capades.

Uh, you visit this person twice a year.

Aunt Ruth.

She tells you not to eat candy.

Aunt Ruth.

She sticks her fingers in your mouth.

Aunt Ruth.

It was a dentist.

Aunt Ruth is a dentist?

Can you at least try?

Nope.

Loser!

Oh, the hard one.

Uh, oh, this is that thing, um, where
people, um... People, what, cook?

Cook? No. Cooking, chopping, kitchen,
casino.

No, it's when people do... Kitchen,
kitchen, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen,

kitchen. Yes. Could you at least try?

Sorry. This is not exercise.

This is exercise.

Oh, easy.

This describes your piece of cake.

Smaller. No. Your piece of cake was
blank than mine.

Smaller. My piece of cake was...

Bigger! Great teamwork, girls.

Whatever.

Oh, this is an easy one. The hydrogen
monoxide.

I don't know what that means.

Dye means two, and hydrogen means
hydrogen.

Pass!

This is what I think of Fermat's last
theorem.

What? Oh, you probably know it as
Fermat's conjecture.

These are not words!

Oh, Rip Hardcore caught this on a show
last week. A cult!

Wait, no, it's flu season. The flu!

He caught it with his bare hands.

Uh... Okay, it's a two -part word.
Second half of the word is what I'm

to. Wheat, gluten, grass, death mites,
peanuts, peanuts, all nuts!

He caught this!

It was a bobcat. We watched the episode
together.

Oh, I was kind of doing my homework.

Is it me?

Those were great clues.

Those were great episodes.

Clyde was really into this when he was
younger.

Comic books, dinosaurs, race cars,
garbage trucks.

No, he was really into it.

Baking!

It was chandeliers.

Is that why you took us to Lamp
Unlimited?

Uh, yeah.

That is the end of round one. A quick
check of the leaderboard shows you are

dreadful.

That was brutal.

Tell me about it. Those girls don't know
us at all, right?

We're never going to win this thing with
them as our partners.

We've got to switch teams.

Us together is our only chance.

They'll never go for it. That's why
we've got to come up with a foolproof

Something they'll never see coming.

Something completely original.

Surprise!

Wait a minute, you guys switch partners?

Is that even legal?

I just scanned the rule book, and
frankly, I am surprised none of you have

this sooner.

Round two, begin.

You did this last week at the bowling
alley. Perfect short wheel. And then I

tried and I? Vomited. Shorter.

Vomit.

Saturday. Sunday.

Mint chip.

Deodorant. People do this on banana
peel. Flip.

Rusty's the coolest guy we know.

Not. Flip not.

Oh,

okay. Orange, you glad I didn't say
this?

What?

Orange? You glad I didn't say this?

You're pronouncing orange incorrectly.

Is the word orange?

No contractions! Are not!

Death on wheels.

Helicopter. Vollhaugner. Shipment.
Pants.

Cheeseburger.

Oh, okay. It's green and you walk on it.

Oh, gum!

I hate it when that happens. You get
ducked to the butt. Hey, mow it with the

lawnmower. Can't say lawn. I didn't say
lawn.

Lawnmower. Egg roll.

Albuquerque. History class.

Honey mustard.

It's a thing. Okay, okay, I can work
with that.

Ding, Glenn.

You can spell it with letters.

Uh, zeroing in.

Wireless headphones.

Yeah! Wow.

Smelliest fart. Elevator. Elevator.
Paramedics.

Doberman. Gene.

You can use this to weigh how much you
had in that little cake I had. I'm

Your clue doesn't make sense because you
had more cakes than me. You had more

than me. No, you had more than me. Girl,
we're playing the game.

Your best subject, geography.

You guys are on fire.

Eiffel Tower, Germany.

Trust it. It's the best night ever.

I bet you girls are so impressed.

And where are the girls?

They left a half hour ago, dude.

Well, this isn't good.

Hey,

it's Zia. Leave a message.

Thanks. Zia's not answering.

They never checked in.

That was the singing scallop. They never
checked in.

Clyde and I have to find our
girlfriends.

Can we put a pause on game night?

Or we could just never play again.

Fine with me. We're not putting a pause
on the game. It's not our fault you guys

messed up.

You're right.

It's our fault.

We wanted to win game night so bad that
we lost something much more important.

Now we'll never get them back.

Angie was my first girlfriend.

All right.

Round three.

Lincoln and Clyde need us right now.
This game is officially over.

Yes! I win!

Well,

looks like I'm never going to beat her
at anything.

Oh, honey.

You're right.

Probably die first.

You guys could use some cake.

I gave you the bigger to eat.

Thanks,

everyone, but we don't deserve this. The
girls are so excited for tonight.

Bad boyfriend.

We have no idea how to be in a couple.

Losers!

Sorry, that wasn't intentional.

I have a question. If it meant so much
to the girls, then why didn't you guys

just skip game night?

Clyde and I couldn't give up our winning
streak.

It was too important to us.

Care to elaborate on that sigh, Clyde?

I actually wanted to go on the date.

Wait a minute. I thought you wanted to
keep our streak going.

I mean, I did, but not as much as you
did. Why didn't you tell me?

Because I know how much it means to you,
and I wanted to be there to support

you. Man, that is so nice. You do the
same for me.

I know you don't love watching Muffin
Showdown, but you watched all nine

with me.

Yeah, I guess I did.

I should have known you wanted to go on
that date.

Hey, that's on me for not communicating
how I actually feel. Maybe I didn't give

you the space you needed to communicate.

Because I was just thinking about
myself.

I'll work on that.

Bro hug?

Bro hug.

What?

You two clearly know how to be in a
couple. They are a couple.

You just need to transfer this to your
wonderful girlfriend.

Talk to them how you talk to each other.

It's not rocket science.

It's too late.

They're probably already mad at us for
tricking them out of the botanical

garden.

I'm just going to take the batteries
out.

Don't give up hope because we can help.
Go get your girlfriends, bring them back

here, and we'll take care of the rest.

Really? Yeah!

We're the Louds. That is what we do.

Let's do this.

All right, guys.

We got work to do.

Hey!

We need to come here.

You know this is where we go when we're
feeling down?

No. We checked your phones.

We have something we want to say to you.

Obviously what we did tonight was
very... Selfish.

Yes. And we wanted to come down here
and... Say how sorry you were?

Yes. And we promise... To learn from
this.

Yeah.

And we're gonna... Be better boyfriends?

Yeah. Wow.

Maybe this is too soon to say, but we
should all be partners on the next game

night. Don't push it.

Look, we're really sorry, and we're
gonna make it up to you.

How?

Surprise!

Whoa.

This is amazing.

What did you guys do?

Well, we felt bad for what happened.

So? So we decided to fill the room with
fake flowers.

We had a little help, but you know us.
That's how we do.

It smells amazing in here.

Is that jasmine?

Crystal jasmine.

Enjoy the chrysanthemums.

Thank you. How did you guys pull this
off? It was a piece of cake.

Actually, two equal pieces of cake.

What's in there?

Oh, ladies, what's in there?

Another surprise, of course.

Allow us.

Are you ladies ready for the best meal
of your life?

With singing waiters? Welcome to the
lyrical lobster.

We don't actually have lobster.

But we do have fish sticks.

We have a reservation for four under
Clinkin' McCloud.

Yeah, right this way. We made a fine
feast.

With meats from the smoker. Mine isn't
fancy, but not mediocre. The dinner is

great. Best in the nation. There's only
one bathroom. Make a reservation.

Bon appetit.

Enjoy. Let's eat.

I'm so hungry. I know, me too.

Would you like some salad?

Yes, please.

Hello.

I'm your bus girl, Lucy.

Are you done with this stuff?

Well, actually... Please come again.

I guess we're done.

That was really great. You guys are...
The best.

No, but you're learning.

Good night. See ya.

Man, having girlfriends is...
Exhausting.

Yeah.

This time I'm going to win fair and
square.

Prepare to lose.

For the first time.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Shoot!

Maybe in the next lifetime, Dad.

Want to share a celebratory slice of
cake?

Sure. Race you to the kitchen.