All language subtitles for The Really Loud House s02e12 Loud Blues

It's picture time!

I bet you if I got on a plane right now,
they'd just

let me fly.

Clyde's dad just finished a very
successful run of Top Gun the Musical.

Clyde and I got primo parts.

We're the guys who did this.

But more importantly, we got to keep
these sick jackets.

It's a crime to look this good.

A crime to keep it to ourselves.

Unicorn, it's all hands on deck.
Unicorn!

Lenny, it's a stuffed animal.

Here you go, Lily. Here are Mommy's
keys.

Here,

Lily. Take Mommy's wallet.

Nope. Mommy's purse is closed.

I want a unicorn!

Hey, nice jacket.

Hold that thought.

Family emergency.

Hey, Lily.

I know when I'm sad, Bun Bun always
makes me feel better.

Why don't we see if he can cheer you up?
That thing's going right in the toilet.

Forever? You're not going to give it to
her forever.

Tell her you want it back.

Tell her to suck it up and find her own
stuffed animal.

Actually, Lily... Forever, forever!

You gave Bun Bun to Lily?

Actually, Zia... When I saw you in that
jacket, I didn't think you'd get any

more attractive.

But you just didn't, mister.

I'd do anything for my little sister.

And the jacket doesn't make the man.

The man makes the jacket.

Luanne Loud has her learner's permit. I
can't wait to start practicing.

Where are the keys?

Somewhere between the first and second
floor.

I'm ready for my first driving lesson.

Permit selfie.

What are you doing?

I'm teaching my daughter to drive. An
iconic moment in any father's life.

I'm going to teach her to drive. An
equally iconic moment for any mother.

I got here first. I fished the keys out
of the toilet.

You didn't. They're on the hook right
behind you.

Zoink!

I'm in the yard.

I'm first.

Not anymore.

Quick sidebar?

Yep. I really think that I should teach
her. See, you taught Lori and Luna, and

thanks to them, our insurance is
skyrocketing. I, on the other hand,

Lenny, who has zero tickets and zero
accidents.

Oh, so you think you're a better teacher
than me?

No, I don't think I'm a better teacher
than you.

I know I am.

Okay, fine.

You take her.

Is this a trick?

No, sweetie.

I'm rooting for you.

You are? I would never want you to fail.

But when you do, I will be with you.

Hey there.

I can't believe you gave Bun Bun to
Lily.

I mean, you've slept with him every
night since you were born.

Can't spell brother without hero.

You gotta rearrange letters, but it
works.

Well, you're definitely my hero.

Is that a new guitar?

Kind of. I found it in a pile of junk
behind the burnt beam.

Does it have a name on it?

Nope.

I'm gonna tell you what I tell Lana when
she brings home stray pets.

If it poops in the house, tell your dad.
And if it has a name on it, you gotta

find the owner.

You know, sometimes Lana gets a reward
when she returns the pet.

Speaking of strays... No!

Lana!

Bad dog!

Oh, Lenny!

I'll let Dad know.

And now we just slowly veer towards the
curb. Good job. Now go hand over hand,

very smooth, and just like so.

Perfect.

What do you think?

Can I try now?

In time. You see, when conquering the
open road, patience is of paramount

importance.

Go in.

Enough, Chad.

Wow, you really remind me of your sister
Lucy right now.

Okay, here we go. Seatbelt, kiddo. Yep.

Now, today, we are going to have fun. We
are going to build confidence. And

we're going to tell your mom what a
great time we had because you are with

best driving instructor in town.

Let's have some fun.

Gwen, please.

How'd it go?

Amazing.

I mean, I think she could pass the test
today, but they don't allow that. So,

you know, we're just going to keep
practicing because, you know, we're

such a great time.

And I think I'm also going to take
these, you know, to wipe her mouth

she always eats so fast when she's
happy.

Lana!

Don't you have a home, buddy?

Whoa, didn't see you there. Sorry, Lynn
fell asleep before me. Is it to do 50

push -ups? That's pretty impressive.

I'll tell you what's impressive.

You, Mr. Giveaway, his favorite stuffed
animal brother of the year.

Have a great sleep.

Like a baby.

A hero baby.

You didn't sleep at all?

Not a wink.

Turns out I need bun bun more than I
thought.

Why'd you tell Zia it was no problem?
Because it sounds better than, I'm going

to take my stuffed animal back from my
cute crying sister because I'm a big

baby.

I didn't know you liked coffee. I don't.

Good morning.

What's good about it?

He's regretting giving bun bun to Lou.

I think I might be able to help. When
you kids were little and had a favorite

stuffed animal, Dad and I would always
keep a secret backup.

Just in case.

Say hello to backup bun bun.

I can't believe what I'm seeing.

You are a monster. To think that you
would take this soulless substitute and

it to deceive a small trusting child.

So you don't want it? Of course I want
it. I'm going to use it to get my bun

back.

Real bun bun.

Can't you see Buddy Perkins?

Mr. Perkins?

I'm Luna Loud. I found your guitar in an
alley, and as much as I wanted to keep

it, I thought returning it would be the
right thing to do. So I came here to

give it to you.

Do you want to give me anything in
return?

Yeah, a swift kick in the behind.

I think you're misunderstanding the
universal meaning of... this.

Look, I don't want the guitar, so why
don't you get back to whatever it is you

do, which seems to be running around the
alleys returning things to people who

don't want them, like some low -rent
junkyard Santa Claus.

Hey, Earl, write that down. That'd be a
good title for a song.

I took a lot of time out of my day to do
this, so you don't think you even owe

me a thank you?

Nope. I think you owe me an apology.

You want me to say sorry? No, I want you
to write it. Earl, take a letter.

And make sure it ain't got no D in it
because Earl's typewriter's missing the

key. Fine.

Dear... Okay, you know what? I can't do
this. Your generation can't finish

nothing. I'll get rid of the guitar
myself.

Here, you drive it. Earl, if you touch
that backgammon board, I'll kill you.

Come on.

Don't forget the guitar now.

Go do it, Earl.

Who's ready for day two?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Is
this because of yesterday?

Because, you know, the first days can be
a little bit bumpy, but that's normal.

But today, we are going to fire on all
cylinders.

But that is nothing personal. I just, I
don't really want to... Have as much fun

as we had yesterday? Well, you know, I
don't want to disappoint you, but we are

going to have so much fun, it's going to
be criminal.

I mean, not criminal. We're going to
respect all the rules of the road

I'm very good at my job. Let's go. Come
on, come on, come on.

Okay, stop right here.

Sure, this is far enough away because we
could still waste more of my day. Good

point. Keep going.

I was being sarcastic.

Well, I wasn't. Keep going. Keep going.

Stop.

No, keep going.

Stop. Okay, enough.

I am not moving this car another inch.

Good. Because we're here.

Well, we're going east to west.

You want to know how to get rid of a
guitar? I'll show you how to get rid of

guitar.

Again,

we're very sorry. She's just learning.

I hope we didn't make you late for your
pickleball game.

And stop by Lynn's table any time you
want.

Our doors are always open, even though
we didn't notice yours were.

I'm never driving again!

You know what, kiddo?

I have an idea.

Okay. We are in an empty parking lot.
There are no cars, no people, no

All you have to do is lightly press the
accelerator and just drive straight.

Ah, nice and easy.

All right.

You having fun?

I think so. Good. I'm going to call your
mom and let her in on this nice little

father -daughter moment.

Dad? Just keep driving straight.

Doc? You're doing great.

Hey. Hi, hon. Doc!

You okay?

You get your teeth first, Ben Ben.

Are you sure you want to do this? I have
an army of tough animals that are ready

to love you at the drop of a hat.

Sorry, Clyde.

This just makes more sense.

Some for you, Mr. Bear.

Bring over your boy.

Dang, Clyde. Yeah, I had a lot of
anxiety.

Okay, hippity hippo is the kind of pick
-me -up. Gentle giraffe is more of a

soothing present.

Moo -moo cow, just a good hank. You
know, kind of stuff animal you want to

a root beer with.

Worry walrus wards off nightmares.

And feelings frog is all about self
-esteem.

People like you.

Shall I place one in the crook of your
arm? I'll go with worry walrus.

Excellent choice.

There he is. Did Worry Walrus do the
trick? Yep.

Didn't have a single nightmare.

Told you. Because I never went to sleep.

I'm losing my mind, Clyde. I haven't
slept in two days.

Why'd Lily have to lose that unicorn?

I think you need to tell Lily you're
taking Bum Bum back.

I can't.

Zia keeps calling me hero, and I like
it, you know?

Not to mention she gives me a kiss on
the cheek every time she sees me. I'm in

too deep, Clyde.

Where am I?

I get out of this.

I just gotta walk up to Zia, look her
straight in the eye, say, hey, there's

girl that makes me swirl.

How was the tournament?

Our team won the championship, but I
think you deserve this because you're a

first -place brother.

We've got to find that unicorn.

Just like when Lana brings home a stray
pet. If it has a name, you've got to

return it. Plus, there may be a reward,
and we could use the money we paid for

those doors we took off.

I think the common room is that way. Oh,
no, no, no. It's over here.

Oh, dear.

Dad! What?

Oh, God!

There's one on your back.

We got this.

Do you want the red and the white and
the blue all in one cup? No, I'm just

going to do the scoop and dump. Well,
buddy...

I guess this is goodbye.

Dreams do come true. There you go.

Are you Buddy Perkins? Dad, what are you
doing here? Making this man's day, I

found your guitar.

Maybe there's a little something you can
give me in return?

I hate your family.

How'd it go?

Amazing, again.

What's going on with the hat there?
Nothing. It's just the style these days.

Look what you did to my head. You did
that while I was on the phone with you.

Why don't you just admit that I'm a
better teacher than you?

I am not a bad teacher.

It's Vanzilla's fault. The brakes are
touchy. She's not the precision machine

she was when I taught Lenny to drive. Do
you remember Lenny, the best driver in

the family?

So you're blaming it on the car? That's
right.

I'm blaming the car.

Why don't you just admit that I'm a
better teacher than you?

Never!

Good riddance, as long as you don't have
any money -grubbing family members in

this area.

Oh, so now you know the sign.

You know, buddy, I don't want to bother
you.

Too late.

Why do you hate that guitar so much?

No particular reason.

You know what? Forget it. I don't want
to know. You know why I hate Evangeline?

That's the name of my guitar.

I can't play it no more because of that
darn arthritis.

End of story.

Do you take anything for the pain?

I tried. It just gave me a toothache.

What kind of medication was it?

I just bite down real hard on the stick.

Buddy. You can play that guitar again.
You can get rid of that pain.

Well, even if I did, I couldn't sing.

Why? You try singing with a stick in
your mouth.

Look, playing that guitar was my life.

Now I'm just a grumpy, depressed old
man.

You cannot get rid of Evangeline.

You two are supposed to be together.
Maybe that's why she keeps coming back

you. You're right.

I got to get her back.

You got it?

What are you guys looking for?

Lily's unicorn.

Oh, I found that yesterday.

Yes. And then I gave it to the donation
army because you gave her Bun Bun.

Lenny, I need that unicorn.

Oh. Well, I guess you'll just have to
join the army then.

Thank you for your service.

You bought a new car?

That's how much I love my daughter.

Got a real interesting price on it, too.

Full price?

A little more. The guy coming in
tomorrow is going to pay double, but

it to me instead.

We cannot afford another car.

Look, Luann said something about having
to pay for a new door. What is that

about?

All right.

I can't lie to you.

I bought you a new front door for our
anniversary.

Why? Because I adore you.

Okay.

There she is.

My little driver.

Get in here, kiddo.

All right, let's start her up.

Let's go let her down. And here we go.

Oh, that's okay. There you go.

That's okay. That's okay.

Seems like a lot of money for a door.

Yeah, well, there's a guy coming in
tomorrow who's going to pay double.

Genuine theater.

I feel bad about those pickleball
players.

Don't. They're ruining the game of
Tenet.

What happened?

Did you go for a joyride while getting a
doorknob inscribed?

What does that doob you mean?

No!

It's not a doob, it's a door!

Ding, ding, door barn!

There's no note. Must have been a hit
and run. I can't pay for this. I'm

down one new car, two old car doors, one
new front door, a pamphlet rack, and

the stylish new convertible hat.

What else could go wrong?

What are you doing now?

Oh, I was just hiding your anniversary
present.

You already told me what it is.

Doesn't mean I can't still hide it.

What happened to your new car?

It was a hit and run.

Did Luanne hit something and you guys
ran?

No, it wasn't Luanne. Someone hit our
car in the parking lot, and I've got the

security tape to prove it.

Show it to me.

Well, I don't have it.

Sir, if we had it, it would be with the
other stuffed animals.

Well, it's not with the other stuffed
animals.

Listen, I'm sorry you lost your unicorn.
I'm sorry you gave your bun bun away.

But I'm not sorry to end this
conversation.

Sia, what are you doing here?

I'm donating some of my old trophies.

What are you doing here?

I'm donating something, too.

Really? What?

I'm donating my brand new one -of -a
-kind bomber jacket.

So is Clyde. No, he's not.

Wow. First you give Lily bun bun and now
this?

Somebody deserves another medal.

How did I get so lucky?

Ten dollars in your pocket, sir.

Would you like to donate that as well?

Yeah.

A little cold to be walking home without
a jacket.

Grab a knife and fork, Rita, because you
are about to eat your words.

The door barn just sent over their
security video.

Here we go.

Oh, that's me.

So the car of the driver you're
currently teaching got hit by the car of

only other driver you've taught.

She's all yours.

Thank God.

Can I drive the convertible?

No.

Wow.

I can't believe you got her back.

Yeah, the family of raccoons really put
up a fight.

You know what?

Those arthritis pills work a lot better
than that stick, too.

I'm just happy you're playing again.

Here, give her a try. Oh, no. No, I
couldn't. Oh, come on. Let me see what

got. I mean, I don't really sing the
blues.

Anybody can sing the blues.

What gets you down?

Well, I live in a house with 13 people
and one toilet.

One toilet?

There you go. That's your blues right
there.

Got 13 people and only one grand.

I got a show with 10 sisters and one man
with a plan. You got the blues.

The one toy that two people do.

my bundle.