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LOL, you laugh, you're out!

Only five of them are still in the running to win in the finale.

Audrey and Redouane still haven't received a single card.

That could change quickly with the revenge option.

Especially since the smile rule is still in force.

-Bosses resign! -Free us.

Free Mandela, or we'll send you Pasqua!

Redouane, enough!

Free Mandela, or we'll send you Pasqua!

You're a bit young for these slogans from the nineties.

Devaquet, if you only knew

Your reform, your reform

Devaquet, if you only knew

Where we're sticking your reform

Up the ass, up the ass, up the ass...

-No... -...hesitation!

You've got to be provocative, attacking.

It's cruel, but if no one laughs

the card rule will apply.

Oh, mamy Oh, mamy, mamy,

Oh, mamy

Oh, mamy, mamy blue

Oh, mamy blue

This is relentless. Totally relentless.

Oh, mamy Oh, mamy, mamy blue

Oh, mamy blue Oh, mamy, mamy

-Francky. Francky Gastambide. -Bro.

Good old Franckie is suffering.

When it's like that, I don't let go. I'm going all the way.

Ma, che Gastambide!

Gastambide!

Ma, che nipples! Ma, che nipples!

-Medellino! -Pick on him!

Franck, go.

Hey, Franck.

They're all picking on Franck.

Franck, great.

-Like hyenas! -Franck!

With a bit of pressure, we can make him laugh.

He's slapping himself! Wait, Franck...

Go on, slap me, Franck!

Franck, come on, we've got good news for you.

Franck, we've got some good news.

Seriously, we've got some good news.

With your joker card,

you've sold two more Les Kaïra DVDs.

Isn't that nice?

This is the first time in the game that none of my techniques work.

Slapping myself, running, push-ups don't work.

So, I'm going to lose.

Why are you focused like that, Frankie?

Oh, Frankie, look at me!

Oh, Gastambido!

-Oh, ma che... -Slap me.

-Ma che Franckie! -Hey, Franck.

-Oh, no! -Oh, my God!

It's nothing. It's us.

Oh, yeah.

The revenge card is now over for those who have been eliminated.

Please come back and join me in the control room.

-That was a close call. -You did well.

Ah, what a team of bastards!

I felt like a seal on a piece of ice,

with nothing but killer whales coming to attack me.

We didn't let Franck go.

Can't the big guy see that he's in my seat?

Oh, wow. Worse than a cat!

I feel like I'm kicking my cat out before I watch TV.

We were expecting this card.

Come on!

Oh, no!

Oh, Fifi!

It's Fifounet!

-The revenge card did the job. -Yes.

Did anyone laugh or smile?

I'll let you see who it was.

Hey, Franckie! Ma che Franckie. Look at me.

Hey, Gastambido!

Franck, go!

Ma che...

-It's a smile. -Oh, no!

The smile rule is finally applied.

You fought well, buddy.

No one believed in me.

Thanks to all those who believed in me,

I know very few did.

-No, no. -We believed in you.

You played really well. Well done.

-You were good. -We were all tough. You were very strong.

I'm out just before the final.

I'm very proud to have made it this far.

In any case, the next stage would have been insurmountable.

I have an important announcement.

Just so you know, we've got ten minutes left.

If no one has smiled or laughed in ten minutes,

Audrey and Redouane will be the finalists.

The pressure's on you, McFly and Carlito.

It's impossible. What else can we do?

How can we make them crack up?

I don't see how we can do it.

-Well done! -Applause for Franck.

Well done, Franck!

Well done.

Thank you.

No, I got trapped.

I like this situation, you all went for him

-and now you're applauding him! -Yeah!

Okay, here we go again.

-We're starting again. -Okay.

Eight minutes left. That sounds like a lot

but to break down Redouane's wall or crack Audrey's armor,

it might not be enough.

McFly and Carlito have no choice but to attack, fast and hard.

-Joker card! -Together.

Joker card. I can't do the accent...

We're only together for the joker, not the game.

-Of course. -Go on.

McFly and Carlito are going all out.

It's the home stretch, watch out.

-Give it your all. -You haven't lost yet.

Now or never. Of course they've lost.

Audrey! We'll have them.

It's the 89th minute of a soccer match.

We're winning 3-0.

I don't see how we can lose the match.

It's impossible for them to catch us out.

I know about beatboxing. They look like the guys who beatbox on stage.

They're the sons of pastry chefs.

They can't get us. They can't.

What's he talking about?

Come on, Fifi! Come on! Come on, I'm waiting for you!

I'm at the end of the hall, Fifi! Come on, Fifi!

He could take her down right now.

Resist. Or I'll stop talking.

-No, go ahead. -You tell me.

-Come on, there are two minutes left. -Come on guys.

Come on!

Time for McFly and Carlito's joker card.

Or rather, their last-chance card.

-That's nice! -To be honest, it's beautiful.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. A masochistic joker card.

Oh, yeah, they're pulling out all the stops.

Oh, no!

Redouane doesn't understand.

Audrey... A little smile?

-Wow! -Is that a mouse trap?

Yes.

It's a nice, ingenious, unique joker card.

I look strong, but deep-down I'm very fragile.

The ten minutes are up.

The time is up and it's time for the verdict.

So?

You're strong, you held up well, well done.

You killed.

-What? No! -It's over, it's the end of the game.

Yes, it's the end of the game.

I had one last gag. I'll try it on you.

Not great, but don't worry. No regrets.

I gave all I had right up to the end.

-Yeah! -Fifi, I love you!

-It's the end of the official time. -Yes.

So, the finalists for season four of LOL,

according to the cards rule,

are Audrey Lamy and Redouane Bougheraba.

Well done!

-It's true, you were awesome. -Well done, everyone.

Honestly, guys...

You set the mood, you put on games, you did everything.

You tried every trick in the book.

I'm leaving this adventure,

eliminated, I think, in the right way.

Not because I lost.

I didn't win. It's different.

Well done McFly and Carlito.

Sorry, but you'll be watching the final from the control room.

Love to everyone!

You did great.

Well done, guys! You can be proud of yourselves.

-Thank you. -We love you!

Well done!

I'm happy. We delivered.

I'm glad we were generous.

You fought to the very end, and that's a beautiful thing!

Then it was really nice in the control room.

It's cool to meet up with your buddies again and have a laugh.

Our two finalists will now face each other in a final showdown.

We're about to find out who the winner of LOL Season Four will be.

And be warned, the smile rule is still in force in this final,

so the slightest hint of a smile will be penalized.

My charity is counting on me.

I want to win so badly.

And I just want to play the game to the max.

Okay, let's do this.

I'm in the final.

Focus. Eye of the tiger.

I'm here.

I won't laugh, I won't smile.

I'm thinking of just one thing, the charity.

Please take your seats.

Audrey is determined.

-Right from the start. -Yes.

I hope you're ready and focused.

-It's great to be here. -It's wonderful.

Time for the grand finale.

The finale of this fourth season will take place over several rounds.

In each round, you'll be able to choose one of Fifi's weapons

to try and take down the other finalist.

Just before the action starts,

I'd like to suggest the timeless LOL hit,

our signature dish.

The goatee game.

But be prepared, for this fourth season,

the goatee game has been slightly upgraded.

Why don't we just arm wrestle?

Because I'd lose. It wouldn't be fair.

Look at that.

I've got nothing.

-Looks fine to me. -No.

Careful, the slightest smile will get you eliminated.

-Are you ready? -Yes.

Hold each other by the chin.

On the count of three, start the song.

One, two, and three!

I've got you You've got me, by the chin

The first to laugh Of the two of us will get a little slap.

-Something's going to happen. -What?

Oh, no!

Shit, that's intense.

No!

Are you ready?

I don't believe it!

Oh, no! This is shocking!

All right, darling. Afida is in the house.

I officially declare...

I swear, that's Afida Turner.

...the goatee song is right now!

Are you ready?

We're gonna stay like this, Afida.

You can't miss that!

I mean... I'm not prepared for that.

I'm not prepared for that person.

Goatee You've got me

I've got you Oh, yeah

Goatee You've got me

You'll get a little slap

I've got you You've got me

By the goatee

-She's singing. -She's singing live.

She's singing, she's singing.

You'll get a little slap

Goatee You've got me

Are you listening to the lyrics?

-Oh, yeah -Yeah...

The first to laugh

Will get a little slap

-It's amazing! -He's not looking good!

-He's been destabilized. -Go on!

You've got me Oh, yeah

The first To laugh

Will get a little slap

By the goatee

The first...

-She touched me. -Really?

They're amazing! It's unbelievable!

-She touched your butt. -Don't touch me, Afida.

If you touch me, I'm fucked up.

That's throwing him! Look!

Goatee You've got me

I've got you Oh, yeah

Shit, I'm gonna crack up.

I swear on my mother's life, I'm gonna crack up.

He doesn't look well! Go Afida!

That's just what he needed!

I got you You got me

Yeah, goatee

The first to laugh

I'll give them one big slap

-Well done! -She really did sing that.

-Well done, Afida Turner! -Yeah!

Well done!

Oh, wow!

-That's a hit! -No.

Afida, I can't thank you enough!

Thank you.

-Thanks so much. -A kiss.

Well done!

Afida Turner? You don't expect to see her in real life.

-Thanks a lot. -Thank you Afida.

She's there!

-What a woman! -Afida Turner.

You were both really good.

But I have something serious to say.

No!

-What's happening? -What is it?

That's right. Yes!

-Unfortunately. -Did you laugh?

Fuck, I don't know.

Someone must have.

There was a smile in this final.

Which means we have a winner.

-It had to happen. -Jeez.

Jeez!

-So, who smiled? -I don't know.

And who is our winner by default?

Let's find out.

Goatee You've got me

I've got you Oh, yeah

Shit, I'm gonna crack up.

I swear on my life, I'm gonna crack up.

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, yes! -Of course!

I cracked up. Bros, it was Afida Turner!

If I don't crack up, I'm not human.

I have a heart.

She killed me. Afida killed me.

I declare that the winner of the fourth season of LOL is...

Audrey Lamy!

-Audrey! -Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Hallelujah! Thank you, Afida.

An angel from heaven.

You managed to knock out the strongest pillar of this show.

Afida! Afida! Afida!

Well done, Audrey Lamy!

Redouane is like an elite athlete.

Whatever happens,

he doesn't get distracted.

Except that Audrey is stronger.

She's funny, tough, human. It makes sense that she won.

Well done, Audrey Lamy. You were magnificent!

I'm proud of you!

-Well done, you deserved it! -Bravo!

Audrey Lamy!

Yeah!

The big winner.

-Yeah! -Well done!

I'll hand you your trophy.

It's splendid!

It will look good anywhere in the house.

It's very heavy. I'll put it there.

-But I will take it. -It's yours.

It's wonderful.

I think the big winner of LOL Season Four has a little something to say.

Yes, a little something.

I made a deal with Redouane

and I'd like to share my winnings with his charity,

which is a wonderful one.

-Amazing! -So there.

Bravo!

The two charities will share the sum of one hundred and fifty thousand euros.

As we said, no one will go home empty-handed.

Each of your charities will leave with ten thousand euros!

Yeah!

Audrey deserved this victory.

But it's not us who win, it's the charities,

and we're really happy about that.

-Well done, everyone. -Well done!

Well done to everyone else.

Thanks for all the moments, and all the laughs.

That was the fourth season of LOL!

Goatee You've got me

I've got you

My sister won, I won.

I feel like saying, when's the next season?

I've got you You've got me

Thank you, Fifi, thanks on behalf of the charities.

Nobody says it, but... Fifi is a man with a big heart.

Well done Audrey!

Moment of truth, I didn't actually want to win.

That's what I have to tell the kids.

I didn't set out to win.

LOL, you laugh, you're out!