Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,920
{\an8}LOL, you laugh, you're out!
2
00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,000
After four hours, all competitors
are still in the game.
3
00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,840
That's a first.
4
00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,840
But Audrey Lamy's musical challenge,
5
00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,040
to sing a song a cappella,
6
00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,880
could trigger the first elimination.
7
00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,840
That was so good.
8
00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,720
-It's not over.
-Someone has to be eliminated.
9
00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,040
So now, everyone has understood the rules.
10
00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,000
Now, we have to apply them.
11
00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,240
No one should be speaking.
12
00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,600
So, cue music!
13
00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,720
But how are we supposed to...
14
00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,560
Audrey.
15
00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,280
No, it's bad romance.
16
00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,360
Come in a bad romance
17
00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,680
-Higher.
-You're a bit low.
18
00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,320
Caught in a bad rom...
19
00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,760
There's a word missing.
20
00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,040
What? No, wait.
21
00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,560
-I had a little...
-You can start again.
22
00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,400
-Go on.
-Take your time.
23
00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,760
Go ahead.
24
00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,280
...mance
25
00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,320
I started where I'd...
26
00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,280
-No!
-Okay.
27
00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,880
You have to do it seriously.
28
00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,600
-Three, four.
-Go on.
29
00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,600
Encourage me silently.
30
00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,360
Caught in a bad romance
31
00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,720
Come in a bad romance
32
00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:30,880
That depressed me.
33
00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,280
Get a brain
34
00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,560
Is she doing a cover?
35
00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,720
-It's a cover.
-It's not the words.
36
00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,920
It's a cover.
37
00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,920
Come in a bad romance
38
00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000
-That was extremely melancholy.
-It was sad.
39
00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,760
-Moving.
-Are you okay, Jérôme?
40
00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,920
-A bit Ed Sheeran.
-Really?
41
00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,800
-Vianney.
-Sheeran.
42
00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,440
Ed Chirac. Nice one.
43
00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,280
You're in deep shit, aren't you?
44
00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,680
{\an8} Caught in a bad romance
45
00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,000
I can't do it guys.
46
00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,080
Yes you can.
47
00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,480
...a bad romance
48
00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,800
{\an8}Oh, Jean-Pascal!
49
00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,800
{\an8}-Did your arm hairs stand on end?
-Totally.
50
00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,400
Mine fell out.
51
00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,000
No, I can't.
52
00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,360
Horrible.
53
00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,480
Terrible. I'm dying.
54
00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,200
Caught in a bad romance
55
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,520
Caught in a bad romance
56
00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,240
I was suffering.
57
00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,320
I was holding out,
but I was suffering so much.
58
00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,320
Come on, let it all out.
59
00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,000
Wait, I don't have the beat.
60
00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,240
Swallow whatever is stuck.
61
00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,360
-He's trying to tell us something.
-It's awful.
62
00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,240
He's about to crack.
63
00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,080
He's picturing the letters.
64
00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,920
Focus, focus. Target, heart of ice.
65
00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,200
I have to be an empty shell.
66
00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:55,920
Come on, Alban.
67
00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,600
-There are letters missing.
-Yes. Lots of them.
68
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,120
Sorry, but we're not there yet.
69
00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,800
...man...
70
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,920
...in a bad romance
71
00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,600
Right.
72
00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,120
That's not how it goes at all.
73
00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,240
This song touches my heart.
74
00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,440
You touched us too.
75
00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,760
I want to break open the piano.
76
00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,560
-It's a donut, not a piano.
-Thanks, Audrey, well done!
77
00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,080
Well done, Audrey.
78
00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,320
The heat was really on.
79
00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,760
I don't belong in any choir.
80
00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,800
I'd like a third round.
81
00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:49,040
Third round! Third round!
82
00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:55,160
{\an8}No third round because
this is going to be raining cards.
83
00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,720
-Oh, no! Wow!
-Oh, no!
84
00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,960
Dear, oh dear.
85
00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,560
Yeah!
86
00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,760
-He's got cards!
-He has a red card!
87
00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,400
-He has a yellow one and a red one.
-Oh, wow!
88
00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,320
-Congratulations everyone.
-Thanks.
89
00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,600
I laughed a lot.
Unfortunately, I wasn't the only one.
90
00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,240
Dear, oh dear...
91
00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,560
-Do you think it's you?
-It's not you.
92
00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,960
I'll start with a yellow card.
93
00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,800
Look who is was.
94
00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,360
-Of course!
-Oh, yeah.
95
00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,600
-Look at his face!
-Yeah! I pushed you over the edge!
96
00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,680
-Card for McFly, his first one.
-I understand.
97
00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,120
But there's another yellow card.
98
00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,880
My, oh my!
99
00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,600
...man...
100
00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,400
-The are letters missing.
-Yes.
101
00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,480
My, oh my...
102
00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,680
-You laughed there, Jéjé buddy.
-If that wasn't a laugh, then...
103
00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,160
I didn't see. I didn't realize.
104
00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,200
I thought, "Shit, he's pressed the button.
105
00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,600
"I'm no longer at the top."
106
00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:20,040
Anyway, a career has ups and downs.
107
00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,000
We're firm but fair.
108
00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,000
You have to be careful.
You get tired, let yourself go,
109
00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,480
and forget you're laughing.
110
00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,920
-But...
-Oh, no!
111
00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,720
-There are red cards!
-A red one.
112
00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,360
This is the start of the real bad news.
113
00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,720
There are several red cards.
114
00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,520
Oh, no!
115
00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,360
It's a bloodbath!
116
00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:43,680
Who is the first one to be eliminated?
117
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,920
I hope it's not me.
118
00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,120
Great. I might act out the music, too.
119
00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,680
Yes, Marina...
120
00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,200
-That's not a laugh.
-What is it then?
121
00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,880
A little singing laugh,
but one that eliminates you.
122
00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:14,760
-Oh, no, Marina! Well done!
-Marina, no!
123
00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:19,320
Marina, let's see who will be
accompanying you to the control room.
124
00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,800
-He's trying to tell us something.
-It's awful.
125
00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,760
He's about to crack.
126
00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,120
He's died.
127
00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,480
No, Ivan!
128
00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,800
Fuck, you're leaving?
129
00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,040
Yes, but I understand.
130
00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:39,280
Fuck. You were so proactive.
131
00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,720
That's the mark of a warrior.
132
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,360
But it's not over yet.
133
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,160
And this is a first in LOL.
134
00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,320
There's a third red card
from Audrey's game.
135
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,760
No way! You're kidding me!
136
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,240
I'll let you see
who this third red card is for.
137
00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,080
Oh, fuck!
138
00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,400
Oh, that laugh, bro!
139
00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,200
So, Jean-Pascal, unfortunately,
you're the third to be eliminated.
140
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,280
It's a red card for Jean-Pascal.
141
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,440
I was so pissed, bro.
142
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,000
I thought I was stronger, tougher.
143
00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,520
I'm so sad!
144
00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,040
That's it...
145
00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,880
Three eliminated in one go,
that's a first.
146
00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,720
Well done, Audrey,
147
00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,400
for that great musical experience.
148
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,760
Well done, Audrey!
149
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,880
-Very effective.
-Thank you.
150
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,040
I haven't finished.
151
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:44,040
From now on, since you are the elite,
smiling will now be penalized.
152
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,520
-Oh, no!
-Smiling means a card.
153
00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,160
That's even trickier.
154
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,080
We have to adapt to your level.
155
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,840
That's flattering and smart.
156
00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,880
Well done, Philippe! Good decision.
157
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,240
Give it up for
Jean-Pascal, Alban, and Marina.
158
00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,440
Well done, Marina, well done!
159
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,600
No, I don't deserve applause.
160
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,320
I played very badly.
That's why I've been eliminated.
161
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,080
You're joking, you played well!
162
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,520
I was devastated, for the charity!
163
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,440
I thought about my sons,
164
00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,760
thinking they were going to kill me.
165
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,840
They want to be respected at school.
166
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,640
They won't be, because of me.
167
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,400
Sorry, honey.
168
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,360
Shall we say goodbye, everybody?
169
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,960
Caught in a bad romance
170
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:34,000
Once again, well done! We'll miss you.
171
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:38,520
Well, thank you, Mr. Ivanov.
Thank you for stopping by. Goodbye.
172
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,160
Come on now, Jean-Pascal buddy. So sorry.
173
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,360
-Bye, JP!
-JP! No hard feelings?
174
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,880
Well played.
175
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,440
Ah, please come in and take a seat.
176
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:55,200
{\an8}Ah, JP, Alban, honestly,
we were eliminated first.
177
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,840
{\an8}How embarrassing!
178
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,000
{\an8}I could have been eliminated ages ago.
179
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,400
{\an8}Me too, in the first half an hour.
180
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,880
{\an8}There are eight still in the game.
Here we go!
181
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,080
Can't even smile. That's harder.
182
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,960
Smiling, that's tough.
183
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,120
The game is getting tougher
for the remaining competitors.
184
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,600
Apart from Audrey and Redouane,
they all already have a yellow card.
185
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,600
So now is the time to go on the offensive
186
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,160
and claim some more victims.
187
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,560
It's not right to pretend
nothing has happened.
188
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,800
The game has lost some of its flavor,
without Marina, Alban,
189
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,040
and JP. They've left a big void.
190
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,320
-Yes, it hurts.
-It's really tough.
191
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,760
For me, too.
192
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,720
Well, come on, we're together.
193
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,440
And look. We've kept the best.
194
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,200
{\an8}They kept the best!
195
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,320
{\an8}It feels good to be actually laughing.
196
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,520
{\an8}I'm making up for the past few hours.
197
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,920
It depends on what you mean
by a real face.
198
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,200
Is that his face or is it a mask?
199
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,240
-No one has seen his real face.
-I've...
200
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,480
Can I borrow that?
201
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,280
Raphaël!
202
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,880
Shall I hug or shave the walls?
203
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,000
A small razor and a bit boring. Not bad.
204
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,280
{\an8}Alison is very funny.
205
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,240
{\an8}-You don't expect it...
-She's hilarious.
206
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,040
Where's Franck, the director?
207
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,800
The dir-actor.
208
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,720
Ladies and gentlemen!
209
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,640
-Awesome!
-That's great.
210
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,760
Great. Just what we needed.
211
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,960
Fair play.
212
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,040
{\an8}Joker card from Franck Gastambide.
213
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,920
{\an8}He's going for it. He's playing his joker.
214
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,200
I'm still in it.
215
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,600
I didn't think I'd last
a quarter-hour in this madhouse.
216
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,800
I'm getting more confident,
and I tell myself to be more offensive.
217
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,320
Sit down, I'll give you the masks.
218
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,200
-Masks?
-You've got masks too?
219
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,600
I'll be right back!
220
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,320
{\an8}Jérôme is sleeping.
221
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,280
{\an8}Jérôme is in the airplane.
222
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,160
{\an8}In business class.
223
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,840
Audrey, you're really exceptional.
224
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,480
-You're so kind.
-Your contribution was great.
225
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,440
And I really respect your dad,
a marvelous artist.
226
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,880
-Who's that?
-And your sister.
227
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,360
-André Lamy.
-A great comedian.
228
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,840
And is he Lam-icable?
229
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,800
And when he's grumpy,
they call him La-mean.
230
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,600
When he's sad, they call him Lamy-serable.
231
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,840
Not bad.
232
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,240
When she's slutty, Lam-easy.
233
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,680
-And when she lies, La-mythomaniac.
-More.
234
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,200
La-mimolette is a very good cheese.
235
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,160
Yes.
236
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,640
Lamy-lord might be
a very good old French song.
237
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,640
La-mirage makes us believe illusions.
238
00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,240
Maybe a cat, La-meow.
239
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,840
When she's short, La-Mimie Mathy.
240
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,760
Fuck.
241
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,640
When she has foot fungus,
they call her La-mycosis.
242
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,720
Let's take off the masks!
243
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,240
Oh, wow!
244
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,920
Are you ready?
245
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,040
-Are you ready?
-Yes!
246
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,640
Yes, sorry.
247
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,640
Franck can really get to me,
248
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,000
I've seen so many of his films.
249
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,520
I love his humor too.
250
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,920
I'm very scared of him.
251
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,480
One, two, three!
252
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,360
Hi, you bastards!
253
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,680
Welcome to Kaïra Shopping!
254
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:40,280
{\an8}Oh, yeah!
The legendary Kaïra Shopping returns!
255
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,600
So, let me remind you
of the show's premise.
256
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,720
-Moustène comes up with ideas...
-Exactly!
257
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,760
Shut up, I'm doing the explaining.
258
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,800
He comes up with new services,
new things to sell, etc.
259
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,160
-So, Moustène...
-First item!
260
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,320
-First sketch!
-Teeth sketch.
261
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,000
So, first item.
262
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,440
We used JP Zadi's teeth
263
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,800
to make an animal trap.
264
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:09,200
And you can use them at Halloween too,
to scare the children.
265
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,800
Those are his real teeth,
which we salvaged.
266
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,480
You can use them for anything.
267
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,840
{\an8}Open your mouth. That's right.
268
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,880
-Second exclusive item.
-Exactly.
269
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,880
The complete Redouane Bougheraba show.
270
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,240
That's right.
271
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,760
It all fits on a Post-it.
272
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,160
Let me explain. Stand aside. Get ready.
273
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,440
You, show the people who didn't see.
274
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,160
This is the complete Boughera show.
275
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,400
We agree. I'm looking you in the eye,
I'm telling you now.
276
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,320
"Hey, fat guy in the front row!
277
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,080
"You in a relationship
with a double cheeseburger?"
278
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,520
Massive!
279
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,800
I'm thinking,
"Come on, don't crack, bite your lip."
280
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,560
There are quite a few
McFly and Carlito albums.
281
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,000
Tons of albums.
282
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,560
Entire boxes that haven't been sold.
283
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,600
Truckloads of them.
284
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,400
{\an8}There's sunscreen for Alison Wheeler.
285
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,840
{\an8}Alban Ivanov's only diploma.
286
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,400
{\an8}A diving certificate.
287
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,840
Next!
288
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,440
So, next, Moustène, next set,
what exactly is it?
289
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,640
So regarding voices,
you must have seen that film.
290
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,440
Cinema sound effects demonstration.
291
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,680
A bird at night time.
292
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,840
A baby crying at night.
293
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,160
People playing ping-pong.
294
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,320
Exactly, go to the other side, Moustène.
Demonstration. Ready?
295
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,320
The ball. You be the net, you bastard.
296
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,680
That's what I'm doing.
297
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,960
{\an8}-1-0.
-Go on, sorry.
298
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:56,960
Net. Hey, the net!
299
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,480
Go on, catch it on the fly.
300
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,200
Now, last thing.
301
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,760
He's an amazing singer,
he can imitate all the amazing singers.
302
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,080
You can do Claude François
doing "La Marseillaise."
303
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,560
Yes, but I'm a bit...
304
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,720
Claude François. Jérôme Commandeur!
305
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,520
-I'm listening.
-Claude François.
306
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,640
Arise, children...
307
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,560
-Who is it?
-Claude François.
308
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,440
-Who?
-Claude François.
309
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,800
Dance, you bastard!
310
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,440
Arise, children of the Fatherland
311
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,000
The day, the day...
I need...
312
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,680
The day of glory has arrived
313
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,880
Thank you, Claude.
314
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,480
I stuck my tongue out throughout
because I couldn't take it anymore.
315
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,080
I had to think about something else.
316
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,160
That was it.
We tried to do something nice.
317
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,480
-I loved it!
-It was insane!
318
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,320
I loved seeing you again.
319
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,000
I got such a kick out of that,
320
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,440
being reunited,
seeing them enjoying the moment.
321
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,080
Well done bros!
See you soon, bunch of bastards.
322
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,720
We were very happy to do it.
323
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,920
We'd missed it so much. Well done!
324
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,560
Thanks. Franck's crying.
325
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,000
Come on, I'm off.
326
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,920
Bravo, bravo!
327
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,240
{\an8}A wonderful reunion.
328
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,520
{\an8}Yeah, what a kick.
329
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,640
{\an8}Great to see Medi Sadoun, Jib.
Nice surprise.
330
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,680
{\an8}-And no one laughed?
-No, I don't think so.
331
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,680
{\an8}How can we make them laugh?
332
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,320
{\an8}You've been eliminated,
333
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,440
{\an8}but the good news is
you can get your revenge.
334
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,080
{\an8}For example, there's police tape.
335
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,640
{\an8}You mark out an area,
336
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,760
{\an8}and people can't leave that area.
337
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,440
{\an8}Not bad.
338
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,000
{\an8}Then there are handcuffs,
339
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,440
{\an8}to attach competitors to each other.
340
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,440
{\an8}Or you can choose to go back...
341
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,720
{\an8}And cuff ourselves to someone?
I want to be cuffed to someone.
342
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,480
{\an8}-Who?
-Alison.
343
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,760
{\an8}Very good idea.
344
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,520
{\an8}-I want to go back in.
-That's going to be beautiful.
345
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,080
{\an8}And I'm allowed to laugh, awesome!
346
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,720
{\an8}And I'm about to unleash
the game's first revenge.
347
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,800
{\an8}Let's go.
348
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,560
Oh, this is revenge, isn't it?
349
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,520
Yes, revenge.
350
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,440
Oh, I freaked out.
351
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,080
I'd like JP to come back.
352
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,800
{\an8}Marina, you can go back in
and cuff yourself to Alison.
353
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,320
{\an8}-Go, Marina!
-Go, Marina!
354
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,280
The Queen!
355
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,920
I'm sorry, Alison,
I know you were expecting JP,
356
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,560
but it's me who's coming back,
357
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,800
and my revenge
is that I'm going to get cuffed to you.
358
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,240
Alison Wheeler makes me laugh so much.
359
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:33,320
So I thought I'd try to weaken her,
to tease her.
360
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:37,320
Well, I can really laugh.
I can smile, I can live. Here you go.
361
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,320
Oh, shit...
362
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,800
Others deserve this more than me.
363
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,560
That's besides the point.
364
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,960
We shouldn't get cuffed together.
365
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,960
And that we poison each other.
366
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,160
With an arrow
367
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:55,400
Which deludes us
We mustn't get attached
368
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,280
Love is beautiful
369
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,560
I adore love
370
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,760
-You're allowed to laugh?
-I can do what I want.
371
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,280
That's really tough. Very unfair.
372
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,280
Being handcuffed to Marina like that,
373
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,160
now that's punishment.
374
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,480
Since we're in a circle,
what's that game where
375
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,040
someone starts a sentence, someone adds...
376
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,520
-Exquisite corpse, folks.
-Exquisite corpse.
377
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,160
I'll start a sentence.
378
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,320
We take it in turns, clockwise.
379
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:30,160
Audrey, you repeat the start
of my sentence and finish it.
380
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,520
-I'll finish it.
-And so on.
381
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,800
This toothpaste...
382
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,560
This toothpaste sitting there...
383
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,320
This toothpaste sitting there
in my drawer is delicious.
384
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,680
-That's too long.
-You added too much.
385
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,280
This toothpaste
sitting there in my drawer...
386
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,880
-How do you manage?
-To do what?
387
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,200
-Not laugh or smile.
-I don't know anymore.
388
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,680
Do you think sad thoughts?
389
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,640
-I'm at the end of my rope.
-Your dope?
390
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,560
I understand!
391
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:05,080
This toothpaste sitting there
in my night drawer...
392
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,720
This toothpaste sitting there
in my night drawer is not...
393
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,160
-This titpaste which...
-Titpaste?
394
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,400
-Benchetrit, Benchetrit...
-Samuel Benchetrit.
395
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,640
Zabou Breitman.
396
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,760
I'm just saying names.
397
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,320
-Burt Reynolds.
-Leave me alone!
398
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,320
Marina is cuffed to me,
399
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,440
psychologically too.
400
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,800
She won't let go. It's tough.
401
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,320
And she's holding on tight, too.
402
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,560
She's got a really tight grip.
403
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,320
Bruno Le Maire. Have you read his book?
404
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,960
This toothpaste sitting in
the night drawer isn't mine.
405
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,320
The Queen of England.
406
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,880
-This toothpaste which is...
-Which is sitting.
407
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,800
Which is sitting in my night drawer
is not mine.
408
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,000
It belongs...
409
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,560
To Zabou Breitman.
410
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,680
This toothpaste sitting there in
my night drawer is not mine.
411
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,000
It belongs to...
412
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,000
Zabou Breitman.
413
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,360
Audrey has no cards yet.
414
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,040
-I don't understand why...
-Keep going.
415
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,120
This toothpaste which is in my drawer...
416
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,280
Sitting there in my night drawer
is not mine.
417
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,240
Clémenceau?
418
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,840
It belongs to Zaba...
419
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,800
-Zaba Breit...
-Zaba, Zebe...
420
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,920
{\an8}Oh, no...
421
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,800
Was it you?
422
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,880
The game was worth it, folks.
423
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,880
-Yeah!
-Philippe!
424
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,000
Laugh all you want,
but there are two red cards.
425
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,440
No!
426
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,560
Fuck, the pressure is on.
427
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,120
I'm afraid. Very afraid.
428
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,520
{\an8}LOL, you laugh, you're out!
30613
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof