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One, two, three.
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Way there.
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That's it.
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Man, I'm pretty.
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What are you doing, Johnny?
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Hey, Mama.
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I'm preserving myself for the ages in
chopped liver.
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Johnny, I was going to serve that to the
girls in my Mahjong club.
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What? You mean people eat this stuff?
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Mmm, Johnny, it's tasty.
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Here, Johnny, this came for you in
today's mail.
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Read it for me, Mama. My hands are all
livery.
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Oh, Johnny, it's a chain letter.
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It says here that horrible things will
happen if you don't copy it and forward
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it to ten people. Give me that.
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No, Johnny. What are you doing?
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Oh, Mama.
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Chain letters are just a bunch of
superstitious hoo -ha.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for
my favorite show.
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My psychic buddies are waiting for your
call.
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Keep waiting.
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Hello, and welcome to another edition of
Bikini Fungi Jumping.
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Due to technical difficulties, your
regular show will be preempted by an old
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reading the Pennsylvania Penal Code.
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Whosoever is found loitering near a
filling station during the hours of 3
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5 a .m.
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Blinking cable.
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Oh, Johnny, it's darting.
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Horrible, tragic bad luck. I better put
on my lucky support hose. I'm too pretty
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to have bad luck.
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I'm going to the gym.
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Hurry. New policy.
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No skateboards, no dogs, no Johnnies.
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This ain't about no chain letter. It's
just a coincidence.
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Sorry, mister.
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Hey, that almost hit my hair.
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What next?
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Uh -oh.
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Whoa, mama.
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Let's get lunch. Yum.
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Having a bad day, Johnny?
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Don't get near me, kid. I got some
seriously twisted mojo going on.
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Really? Whenever I have bad luck, I pet
a kitty.
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Pet a kitty, huh?
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I am desperate enough to try.
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Here, kitty.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Nice kitty cat.
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Huh?
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Ow.
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So you're having a run of bad luck, eh,
Johnny?
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You know, when I was hunting giant squid
off the coast of Bimini back in 62, we
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had a lot of cursed luck. The natives
called it bad juju.
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That's why when you were out cold, I
took some of your hair and toenails and
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fashioned a crude doll in your likeness.
Just keep the doll safe and no harm
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will come to you.
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Don't be swayed by these primitive
superstitions, Johnny. As any man of
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will tell you, the only way to break a
curse is...
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To swing a sack of salamis in a
cornfield while yodeling at the break of
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Here goes nothing.
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Hey,
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nothing bad's happening. It worked. I
broke the curse.
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Go, little salami. Break free of your
natural casings.
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With these deli meats as my witness,
I'll never be unlucky again.
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Can you spell hemorrhage?
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Dionne Warwick?
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Sorry, reflex.
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Hello, Johnny.
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My psychic buddies and I heard your
karmic cries fell.
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Oh, there's nothing you can do for me,
Dionne. I got a terminal case of bad
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juju. You don't have bad juju, Johnny.
You created your own misfortune by not
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believing in yourself.
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I did?
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Of course. It doesn't matter whether you
walk under a ladder, break a mirror, or
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tear up a chain letter.
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Real luck comes from inside a person's
own heart.
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Hey, nothing happened. It is all a bunch
of silly superstition. That's right,
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Johnny. Johnny bubbles through being
sissy -slapped by Lady Luck. From now
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I'll make my own destiny.
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I'm free!
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Free!
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Goodbye, Johnny, and take care of
yourself.
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Thank you for saving our town, Kung Fu
Guy.
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But how did you know they were robots?
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Robots?
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Squint Ringo, you are likened to a god
to me.
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Squint Ringo Pass.
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Meet your favorite action star signing
his new book, Ringo on Ringo, tomorrow
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morning at the Galleria Mall.
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I am looking forward to meeting you.
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At Krelvin's Book Mart.
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Squint Ringo in person.
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I'm there.
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Hello.
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I like to make a good impression on
people.
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Here, sonny. Let me help you up.
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Ah, thanks, old timer.
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Hey, aren't you a bit old to be a
Wendringle fan?
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Well, I don't know about that, but I do
know one thing.
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There's gold under this here mall, and I
means to get it.
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I means to get it. I do. I do.
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It's going to be a long night.
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right let's keep this line moving we
love you squid you're the best come on
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people chop chop ladies and gentlemen
i'm very
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sorry but there's only one more book
you'll all have to go home what
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i can't be denied
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Hey, Mr. Ringo, I'm your biggest fan.
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Is that so?
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I know all your moves. The fling jab
from episode 23.
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The gouge of 1 ,000 suns from episode
42.
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Nice moves, kid. Very impressive.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Yeah, uh -huh, yeah, right.
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Hey, kid, how'd you like to be on the
show?
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What would I be? Like your sidekick or
something?
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Something like that.
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Oh, mama!
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I'm going to be a star.
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And the winner for best actor is...
Dolly Bravo for Dragon Force 7 as Melon
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Hoisting!
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Hey, breath.
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of my trailer.
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Bravo, Johnny. You're supposed to go to
makeup.
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Kung Fu Guy, scene 37. Take one!
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And action!
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I'm not interested in your long
-distance service.
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Hot!
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Oh, beautiful squint! Beautiful!
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Take a juice break. Bring out the meat!
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Get in there, son!
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What's my motivation?
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He'll hit you, and you'll feel pain.
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Got it.
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Plated! And action!
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Oh, God!
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Rented!
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Nice working with you. You're a very
giving performer.
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Action!
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Action!
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Is the safety pillow properly inflated?
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's break for lunch.
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I'll be in my trailer.
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Believe it or not, I was once an average
Jets, just like you. I was waiting
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tables at the Good and Beefy until one
fateful evening.
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This steak is far too tough.
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Let me tenderize it for you.
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Ed, I'm going to make you a star.
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So remember, show your stuff, break the
rules, and maybe you can be a star like
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me. Squint's right.
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I've got to show them what Johnny
Breville's made of.
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Let's go, Bravo.
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You're up. Oh, yeah.
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Magic time.
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Cut! Bring out the meat!
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I'll take it from here.
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I like your book.
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Yeah? Ah, Chuck!
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My face!
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He hit my face!
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Let's take it again from my good side.
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Oh, he hurt Grinch!
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Get him!
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Book signing.
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How about a book? Book today?
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What you got there, young fella?
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It's my new book.
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Never, ever, ever hit a TV star.
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It's gold, I tell you. Pure gold.
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Wiggy.
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Donnie Bravo, you drill a... Common Tree
Stump by over $12 ,000. Here's your
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final question. Name the four food
groups.
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Fruit, dairy, beef jerky, and a garden
hose.
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Wrong. Common Tree Stump, you're our
winner.
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No. This game's fixed.
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More pickled peacock tongue, oh royal
one.
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Does my fanning disturb you, Prince of
Princes? Your Highness, a terrible
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crisis. The royal currency is down over
20 % in the face of ongoing
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international trade deficits.
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Oh, must I do everything myself?
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Simply borrow against the principal and
reinvest in our Pacific Rim soybean
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futures. Brilliant, Your Majesty. You've
saved the economy.
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All hail Prince Hondo.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But I grew
bored of such things.
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Leave me. I wish to brood.
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Oh,
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what a bore my principal duties have
become.
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How I long for a simpler life.
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The answer is easy, your majesty.
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Just find a commoner who is your exact
double and switch places with him.
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Are such things done?
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I see it on TV all the time.
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Yes, of course. I'll do it.
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You realize, as the only one who's aware
of my plans, you will have to be
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silenced. I would be honored, your
majesty.
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Excellent. But where can I find an exact
double so stupid, so brainless, that
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he'll be incapable of exploiting his new
princely position?
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Careful.
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Steady.
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Perfect.
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Oh, yeah.
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My posterior preserve for posterity.
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Huh? Ooh, tiny.
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Hi, beautiful.
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Hello, Johnny.
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Whoa, talking mirror.
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Echo, might I have a word with you?
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I don't know. I was told to stop talking
to myself in public.
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Oh! I have a proposal to make you.
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Hey, you ain't one of them rich princes
who wants to switch places with his
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exact double, are you?
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Um... Why, yes, I am. You see, I... One
experienced life is a commoner, I know.
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Am I really that transparent?
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No, I just seen a lot of TV.
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But it ain't gonna work, mister.
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Mama would spot a fake in a minute.
Johnny! There you are, Johnny.
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It's time for lunch.
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And tell that cheap lookalike to get his
limo out of my driveway.
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We got a deal.
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Something tells me I'm in for a wacky,
fun -filled adventure.
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To the pilot, chauffeur boy.
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Oh, good woman. This is the best
spreadable lunch meat I've ever had.
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But you barely touched it, honey.
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And I just opened a fresh drum.
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Now, don't hurt Mama's feelings.
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Eat, eat.
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Come on.
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No, no, please. I couldn't eat another
bite.
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Oh, is the government meat too tough for
my little soldier?
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Here, let Mama tenderize it for you.
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There, that's much better.
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Now open wide.
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Dear sweet, masterful heavens.
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I do hope my cow part is faring better
than I.
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I'm starving.
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Got any government meat?
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I'll check with the chefs, sire.
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But first you must attend to your royal
duties.
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Here, Prince Marco.
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Thank you, you're beautiful.
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Oh, my.
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Please, your highness, it's time for
your weekly address to the nation.
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Address to the nation?
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I'm all over it. Hello, nation.
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Hello, your majesty.
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How y 'all doing?
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Fine. So, uh, what'd you do this
weekend?
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Nothing special.
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I saw a movie.
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Quiet. All right. Well, uh, keep it up.
Now to experience life as an average,
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everyday schmo.
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Hello, young lady.
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My, what breathing weather we're...
There
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seems to be a misunderstanding.
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For the 15th time, Bravo, I will not go
out with you.
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Hi,
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Johnny. Hey, you don't look so good.
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5th century balls.
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12th century figurines.
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Bronze dynasty petals.
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Priceless terracotta statues.
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I'm bored.
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Where's my lawn darts? But, sir, it's
time for your meeting with the Queen
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Mother of Athluvia. We mustn't keep her
waiting, sir.
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Ah, all right.
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Show the old battleaxe in.
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Greetings, Your Majesty.
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I am here to sign the treaty which will
bring peace to our two nations.
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Whoa! Never mind that. How about you and
me forming a more perfect union?
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I think not.
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Want to see my royal seal?
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Creep. It means war!
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Voila! Can I call you sometimes?
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And these are the worker termites. This
one is signaling the others with his
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scent glance.
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Fascinating, I'm sure, but I really must
be toddling along.
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Peruvian fire termites sense rejection,
Johnny. You'd better apologize to the
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queen. Apologize!
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Apologize!
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Hmm?
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What all...
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Uh -oh.
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Let's get out of here!
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I've had it with you people. You're all
extremely silly.
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Ah, this is the life.
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I'm rich, pampered, and loved by all.
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Hey, anybody seen a remote?
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Prince Hundo, for creating a mockery of
the crown, promoting war and other
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crimes against the state, I hereby place
you under arrest.
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Bummer. Fear not, my nobles. Your prince
has returned.
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What? Seize him!
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What is the meaning of this? Unhand your
prince.
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Now, which one of you is the real prince
and which one the imposter?
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Answer carefully, because the real
prince will be imprisoned in the tower
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the rest of his natural life. Peers!
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Stop!
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I'm Mark Twain, author of The Prince and
the Papa, and I'm begging cartoon
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makers everywhere to please let this
tired story die.
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There's only one solution to this
quandary.
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Hey, hey, Princey, check it out. Bunny
rabbit.
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Oh, poopy.
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Look out.
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