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This programme contains very
strong language, adult humour
and scenes some may find distressing
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What took you so long?
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Sorry I, I didn't see your text,
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I mean it's just gone 7am...
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I don't have time for your excuses.
I need you to run the bar today.
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Run the bar? Why do I have to run
the bar?
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Look, Will, I might not like you in
the traditional sense,
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of, like, enjoying your presence,
or whatever, but we need to unite
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against our common enemy.
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I don't have any enemies... Jonah.
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Go on.
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It's, like, Jonah knows every time
Eddie is feeling vulnerable,
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he just swoops in like a gross,
manipulative,
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Birkenstock-wearing crow and it
always works.
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Eddie has spent every night this week
at his.
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Well, if that's what she wants...
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No, dummy,
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we would be terrible friends if we
just sat back and let this happen.
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Jonah's not fucking around this time.
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Before we know it they will be
married and living in Peckham with
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the worst toddler you have ever met.
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OK. OK.
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but why does that mean I have
to run the bar?
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Because Eddie needs to get away from
Wet Mouth,
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get away from London,
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and get away from Jonah's greasy
prayer beads.
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Can you run the bar or not?
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Ah, actually, er, my brother's
over, from Australia,
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for the first time in five years
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and he just has these two days in
London for us to catch up and,
er...
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Yeah, I'm, er, I'm sure he'd love
to hang out here.
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OK great.
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I'll just, er, I'm, I'm...
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I'll just cancel some bookings.
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PHONE BUZZES
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What?
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We're greeting a new day together,
Eddie. Stay present.
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You've checked your stupid crypto
app four times since we woke up.
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But that's important.
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I just don't feel like it's healthy
for Maggie to have access to
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you at all times. I mean, is that
fair for her to, just,
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take, take, take?
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She sent me a photo of a dog eating
fondue.
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Well, sure, it's a dog eating fondue
now,
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but next it'll be, help me, Eddie, I
need you, Eddie.
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PHONE BUZZES
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I, I just don't get why Maggie
bothers you so much.
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Eddie, I see a future for us.
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A wedding in that Italian village
the Sacklers own.
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Two attractive and quiet children.
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But we can't move forward if you're
being held back.
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Hang on, when did I agree to...
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I've spoken with my money boys.
Your what?
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About the bar. We could own it
together.
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I have the capital.
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I'm ready for this.
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For us.
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Sure, I've been a vagabond pirate on
the sea of life thus far,
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but I wanna drop anchor
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and I wanna drop it with you.
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PHONE BUZZES
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But it's gonna mean us both
of us making some changes.
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Committing, Eddie, stepping into the
future,
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together.
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We've fiddled with each other's
heartstrings for long enough.
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Eddie...
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Yeah. I'll be back.
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..but my gorgeous speech.
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Yes, I, erm, agree. You agree?
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Yeah. Commitment. Why not?
I'll see you later.
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What you doing?
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Come on, we gotta go.
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The train to Godling is in half an
hour. I thought you'd be quicker.
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You texted me 15 minutes ago.
Wait, what train?
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Will you hurry up?
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Is this a manic episode?
What should I do again?
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Should I sit on you?
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OK, this time I have to call your
mum. Look I am not manic.
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I am rammed full of delicious
lithium.
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But, but you said...
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Look, Eddie, do you know what today
is?
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Er, the anniversary of the first
time your dad called you fat?
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No that's in November.
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Today is Ostara.
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Oh, God, your weird Sussex witch
thing?
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No...No. Pagan thing, do not call
them witches,
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Eddie, they will not like that.
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No, no, no, no, no, I'm not going
with you.
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Eddie, Ostara is a festival of
rebirth
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and we disparately need rebirthing.
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But? Don't worry Toad says we can
stay with her
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if we miss the last train. But the
bar. Klent's taken off.
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Will is taking care of it, Eddie, I
do not have time to argue.
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Do you know how expensive train
tickets are?
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It's like those video's of Jeremy
Corbyn on the floor
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made no difference at all.
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Maggie, I...
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Get to the yes, quicker.
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Will's asking how much wine should
be in a wine?
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Why did you leave him in charge?
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Well, it's kind of on you, for giving
Klent a week off to go to
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a Croatian Vaporwave Festival,
whatever that is.
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Now less texting, more tequila
please.
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I don't want to drink today.
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You have too. Day drinking is the
whole point of paganism.
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Jonah's got me on these gut
health smoothies
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and they're fucking up my stomach.
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Oh, nothing says love like
a laxative.
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They're good for my
microbiome, Maggie.
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All right. Oy, oy, saveloy!
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Toad. Argh. How are you?
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Look at this, Eddie Rushton
outside of East London?
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Do my eyes deceive me?
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I didn't have much choice. Yay.
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We could really do
with some pagan magic.
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Well, blessed bloody be bitches,
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you're more than welcome.
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Right, let's get going.
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That tramp Danielle will kick off
given half a chance.
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Nice, shellac, dickhead.
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She's in the rival drum gang.
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Drum gang?
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It was our idea to start a drum
gang,
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and when we didn't let Danielle in,
cos she's a fucking snake who
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literally took Big Lily's son's
place at Leaping Leopards Nursery,
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they started their own, The
Hoppers.
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They dress like slags, it's fucking
inappropriate.
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Why is a Pagan Festival handing
out eggs?
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Ostara is what the Christians
nicked Easter from.
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It's all about the birth of the
spring and fertility and that,
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then the Christians added that
weird crucifix shit.
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Urgh. Christ,
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there's a child dressed as some kind
of green demon.
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That's Ostara, baby.
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Lily T lost our headdresses in that
hair straightener fire
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she had at Christmas, so we've got
to make new ones.
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Finally! Hurry up, then.
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Maggie you bitch, come here.
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Girls, girls this is Eddie. Eddie,
this is my drum gang,
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The Wenches, we've got Aimee,
Sacha,
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Amy, Lillie, Lillian, Big Lily, er
that's Vic,
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we've got Lillie, wait, where's
Lily?
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Oh, her kids have got meningitis
again or something like that.
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I'll just be a sec.
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No, no, you can't run away yet.
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I just need to call Will.
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Urgh!
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I've called you twice,
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is Maggie's emergency
an actual emergency?
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Erm define emergency.
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Bloodshed?
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Well, I'm going to
a pagan festival in East Sussex,
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so, yeah,
could be a Wicker Man situation.
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So you left me while I was
generously sharing my vision
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for our future to go to a party?
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Maggie tricked me...
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Eddie, I'm offering you a lot of
money
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to save your business so we can make
a life together.
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This is big girl stuff. I thought you
were a big girl.
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I am. Wait...
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We're literally circulating the
paperwork now,
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prepping to sign off on the
investment but
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hey, you, you go have fun...
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I'm not having fun.
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I'm serious and focused
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and I'll be at the end of
the phone all day.
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Any questions, anything you need,
just call me,
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I'll answer straight away.
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All day?
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Yes. All day.
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I have brought you a nice dress. You
can't be a grunger at Ostara.
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I can't put into words how much I
don't have time
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for this today, Maggie.
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Well, we're here now, so...
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You want me to sit on the floor,
making flower crowns like I'm in
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Year Two when my actual real-life
business needs me...
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I know, but all you've done for
your actual real-life business
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is listen to Lana del Rey and bone
Jonah.
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SHE SIGHS
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What the fuck?
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Oh, my God is that a water bed. I've
never seen one in real life before.
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Oh, stop jiggling it.
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Oh, my God, this is a crime against
nature...
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Actually, I like it. Maybe I
should get one...
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There's the gut health smoothie.
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We also don't have to stay over.
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There's a late train back.
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That stupid fucker Lillian has
glued her fingers
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to her lash extensions and Sacha's
had to take her to A&E.
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Oh, Jesus. Yeah. So, we're two
Wenches down.
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Oh, no, no, Toad.
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Eddie and I would love to fill in
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but neither of us know how to drum,
so...
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Neither do we? We're meant to
practice once a week
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but we just get pissed instead.
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I'm just not that sort of
show-off-y person,
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no offence, but my Instagram's
private,
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and I once hid in the lost property
bin
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so I didn't have to do the
Nativity.
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Girls, we have made the official
line-up for
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the first time ever this year,
unlike those rank Hoppers.
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We need the numbers.
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Fuck it. Let's wench.
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Mike's so dramatic when he's on his
own with the kids.
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He called me in tears last week
cos one of them ate a daisy.
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No parent has been able
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to tell me one good thing about
parenting, honestly.
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They'll look after you when
you're old.
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Like fuck they will.
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That is a lie peddled by Mothercare
and the IVF industrial complex.
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Mothercare shut down.
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It's just not for me. Nah, me
neither. Eddie?
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Hmm?
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Do you want kids?
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Er, yeah.
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Do you? Yeah.
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You have never said that before.
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Well, I, I wasn't sure, but yeah,
I do.
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When Anya asked you to hold Mercury,
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you said you had bartender's elbow,
which is not real thing.
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Maggie, I want kids.
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OK. You do not get to decide if I
do or don't.
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I know, I wasn't...
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You've come to the right
festival, babe.
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Ostara's all about fertility.
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All you need to do is catch
a sacred leaf,
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thrown into the crowd by the God
and Goddess.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be...
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No, it's cool. I just, I just didn't
know that, that's all,
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I wasn't being... I'm just really
stressed at the minute...
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Look I know, I know. Look at me.
Look at me.
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I need you to trust me, today.
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Let me show you a good time.
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Let me be the captain of the party
boat and I swear to you now,
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if you come to me at the end of
the day
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and say you did not have one second
of fun,
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I will never ask to captain
the party boat again.
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I'm just not in the mood...
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Pretend!
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Pretend to have a good time.
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If you do it for long enough,
it'll become real.
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Trust me, I've been doing it for
years.
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What're you doing...
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Weed gummies for the lady.
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Fuck me, these are welded in...
246
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Here, take this.
247
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OK. Thank you.
248
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PHONE BUZZES
249
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,440
God, it's like they put a
childlock on these.
250
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Come on girls, we got Pagan shit to
do.
251
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Take these, give me my phone. OK.
252
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Let's go.
253
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MEDIAEVAL FOLK MUSIC
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MEDIAEVAL FOLK MUSIC
255
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MEDIAEVAL FOLK MUSIC
256
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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MUSIC CONTINUES
258
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MUSIC CONTINUES
259
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MUSIC CONTINUES
260
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BOTH: Anya?
261
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,280
You all right?
262
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,680
What the fuck are you doing here?
263
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,600
I'm High Priestess of the Order of
Gaia,
264
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Peckham chapter.
265
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,200
Do you want a fly? They're made of
liquorice.
266
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May your day be filled
with blessings
267
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like the sun that lights the sky,
268
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,640
and may you always have
269
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:07,040
the courage to spread your wings
and fly.
270
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,480
I think I just met God.
271
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,880
I swear that's my old driving
instructor.
272
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,800
Shit, it's sacred leaf time
already.
273
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,280
Shove Lily to the front, she's on
her second round of IVF.
274
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,320
Come on.
275
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,240
Oh, my God. Those are some powerful
gummies.
276
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,200
Thank you for dragging me here.
It's fucking cool.
277
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,800
You never see wizards in London.
278
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,120
Oh, God, it's that demon child again.
279
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,600
Kids in fancy dress are freaky.
It shouldn't be allowed.
280
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,400
Oh, that is a lot of fertility
leaves.
281
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,360
Well, I'm 33. Fuck knows what's
going on in there.
282
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,720
It probably all echoey and dusty
like a haunted attic.
283
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,640
So you're thinking you want to have
kids soon?
284
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,280
With Jonah?
285
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,280
I know. I know you don't like
him...
286
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,400
No. It it's not about me not
liking him.
287
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,360
If he was a good person who made
you happy
288
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,120
I'd just fake it and pretend to be
interested every time he talked
289
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,520
about Burning Man, but,
290
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,680
he doesn't deserve you, Eddie.
291
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,320
He's controlling and patronising
and manipulative and
292
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,640
it's like he just doesn't care that
his natural deodorant doesn't work
293
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,880
and you are perfect.
294
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,560
You're this perfect, special angel
girl,
295
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,960
you deserve to be with someone like
296
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,320
Harry Styles.
297
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,200
Jonah he's, he's not even Liam Payne.
298
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,680
He's offered to buy Jay's half of
the bar...
299
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,480
Oh, wow, that's...
300
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,560
..and I can't lose Wet Mouth,
it's my whole fucking life,
301
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,120
so, I just, I need you to back
whatever decision I make.
302
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,880
Although Jonah hasn't replied
to my last five texts, so,
303
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,800
maybe he changed his mind.
304
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,600
Girls. We're on in five minutes.
Hurry up. Come on.
305
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,280
Maybe we're secretly amazing
drummers.
306
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,320
I think I know why Jonah hasn't text
you back.
307
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
What?
308
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,840
I said, I think I know why Jonah
hasn't texted you back.
309
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,520
Girls, 12 o' clock, The Hoppers are
here.
310
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,880
What are you on about?
311
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,280
Nasty little tarts.
312
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,960
Oy, what are they doing?
313
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,960
Maggie!
314
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,320
I blocked his number. You what? I
blocked his number on your phone.
315
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,480
Oy, this is our fucking drum slot.
316
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,760
You did what? I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I didn't know he was offering you
317
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,520
the money I just wanted to get him
away...
318
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,280
Put those drums down before we
batter you with them.
319
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,400
I cannot fucking believe this.
320
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,320
No, Eddie, wait...
321
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,680
Oy, are you Maggie Donovan?
322
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Yes. I knew it.
323
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,280
You're the bitch who shagged my
cousin's husband.
324
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,520
No, I live in London.
I don't know your cousin.
325
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,200
Alison Shaw?
326
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,800
What the fuck, James!
327
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
I don't know.
328
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,880
Oh, yeah, I did do that.
329
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,000
You know what, you lot picked the
perfect costume
330
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,080
cos everyone knows rabbits are
nature's slags.
331
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:52,600
DRAMATIC MUSIC
332
00:16:52,640 --> 00:17:00,640
DRAMATIC MUSIC
333
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:08,680
DRAMATIC MUSIC
334
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,960
Jonah, I'm so sorry, Maggie...
335
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,400
It's too late, Theodora. You've
destroyed our future.
336
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,000
I can't trust you.
337
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:24,960
I need to protect my heart and my
financial assets and...
338
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,160
Jonah, babe, do you have any
organic lube?
339
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,680
Who the fuck is that?
340
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,840
You abandoned me, Theodora...
341
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,560
Yeah. For like, six hours?
342
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,440
It felt like longer.
343
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,120
You know what? Fuck you and
fuck her.
344
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,080
She's welcome to you and your
manipulative bullshit
345
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,400
and your multiple strains of HPV
I don't need any of it.
346
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:49,360
I hope you get Ebola and die.
347
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,120
Oh, do you fucking want some?
348
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:05,400
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
349
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,160
SHOUTS: Pigs!
350
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,240
What's going on here?
351
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,800
Nothing.
352
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,560
You appear to be strangling
this lady.
353
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,120
Well, I'm not, am I?
354
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,960
I'm assuming you have the appropriate
permits
355
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,320
to be having this gathering up here?
356
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:27,080
Son, Mother Gaia does not issue
permits for the use of her earth.
357
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,080
Our permit is the sun in the sky,
358
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,320
the grass beneath our feet,
359
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:38,760
the birth of spring as it happens
right in front of our eyes.
360
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,440
Nature cannot be policed.
361
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,320
So, if you come round here again,
asking about permits, Gary,
362
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,960
you will be back to moving trolleys
around Morrisons car park before
363
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,240
Bonfire Night.
364
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,840
Your Dad still owes me 50 quid,
remember?
365
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,280
Off you pop.
366
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,360
I told you Hoppers to steer clear
of The Wenches.
367
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,880
Now piss off before I bar you from
next year's festival.
368
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,040
Fuck off back to the playboy
mansion.
369
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,120
There is so much life in you.
370
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,520
Thank you so much,
371
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,400
I genuinely thought they were gonna
murder me...
372
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,400
It was just instinct.
373
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,640
OK, I've got two weed gummies left,
374
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,880
we can go and decompress by
the Druid fire altar...
375
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,720
You're fucking kidding, right?
376
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,120
I've just lost the only possibility
of saving my bar,
377
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,680
and it's all your fault.
378
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,360
Maggie, any time you try and help,
379
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,960
everything goes to shit.
380
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,240
I don't need you,
381
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,600
I don't need Jonah,
382
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,400
I'm the only one that can take care
of me. I just...
383
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,640
..I just need some space, Maggie.
384
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,320
You all right babe?
385
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,920
Come on. I'm parked behind the
Tarot yurt.
386
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:38,080
MUSIC: Nothing At All
by Perfume Genius
387
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:53,200
# Right on time, set me free, don't
wait
388
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,520
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
389
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,040
# Soul on fire,
390
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,120
# Baby say my name
391
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,800
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
392
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,640
# You can say what you want but I
already know
393
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:24,240
# Our body's breaking down to a
single beat
394
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,280
# The sadness you carry... #
395
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,040
Oh, no!
396
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,360
# And I'll just tear it down and I'll
wear it like a ribbon
397
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,960
# Give it. #
398
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,680
SHE SIGHS
399
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,640
Fucking
400
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,920
pagan
401
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,080
magic.
402
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,040
Urgh!
403
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,600
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