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You know what's wrong when you've got a lack of one for you?

Do I?

Oh, yeah.

You're young.

You're beautiful.

The only thing you really lack is experience.

What sort of experience?

Let me think here.

Experience of erotic games.

Living out your fantasy.

My fantasy is you, Danny.

That's nice.

But I'm talking more of...

Something that expands inside you and experiences meaning that has nothing to

with me.

Well, I dream of older men a lot.

But I guess most young girls do, don't they?

Yeah.

Now you're getting the idea. Here, hold this for a sec.

I don't know how.

You know what this is?

It's a quarter!

There you go, come on.

On one side, we have George Washington, and on the other side, we have the

eagle.

When I flip this, if George Washington comes up, we're going to stay in this

cell and make love all afternoon.

Okay, I'm ready.

All right, go.

It's okay.

If the eagle comes up, you're going to have to fly away on your own and live

of sanity.

Looks like an eagle, huh?

Really? What if I run into George or Johnny?

I want you to go out into the garden.

The first person you see in that garden, I want you to make love to, to do.

What if the first person I run into is Johnny?

I mean, he's got to be like my mother, or, you know, I don't understand.

Look it, baby, look.

If you can't execute, it's all right. I just want to see you thrive.

Put some imagination into our relationship, okay?

I thought I promised, didn't I?

Yeah, you are.

You could say it's a little wrong.

Do it.

Johnny, did you know you were the first man I've met since I came in the garden?

Mary, Mary, quite contrary.

How does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockleshells and little maids.

Johnny, you drink too much.

Johnny, have you ever thought about doing something crazy?

I mean real crazy.

Peter Piper picked a... Pack of pickled peppers.

How many pickles do Piper

pick?

Like jumping in the outdoor hot tub?

Four.

That would be fun, wouldn't it?

Don't you like my smell?

It should wash in the tub.

Wouldn't it be fun?

Glow in the water.

It would wash the smell off of you.

Sure.

Okay.

Yeah.

You fucking pig.

You fucking pig. Give it to me.

Fuck my mouth. Fuck it.

Yeah. Oh, no.

Suck my dick.

Suck my dick.

Thank you.

Hugging the beach.

Huh?

Oh, yeah. Squeeze the nipples.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Whoa.

His wife did you? Yeah.

Ah!

Never thought your brother's wife would be so good, huh?

No.

Mwah.

Thank you.

over my ass i want one yeah

I hate myself for being a whiner and a moaner, but I can't stop it. Take up

banking. A guy makes a deposit.

If he doesn't withdraw in time, we always call an accountant.

That's right.

Mark has deposits in every New Jersey girl.

Well, the ones who don't say no with a sledgehammer.

They are short of sledgehammers around here, aren't they?

Here comes Sharon.

Oh, yes.

Ma 'am. Ah.

I think you will all enjoy this bordeaux.

Has an excellent bouquet for this time of year.

Here.

Hello.

Hi. Have you seen Danny? I think he went for a ride.

Uh, excuse me, ma 'am.

Ma 'am, shall anybody be needing me for anything else?

I don't think so, Jane. Thank you. Very well, then.

He does it in front of me. Listen, my dear, I'm only a house guest and an old

friend of the family, but I believe you're going about this in the wrong

Oh, sir. Oh, sir, keep fucking me. Fuck me. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're the best boss a maid could ever have.

oh you're the best boss oh you're the best

No, my dear.

You are, as usual, humiliating yourself.

Do you expect me to stay out there calmly sipping coffee and talking New

small talk?

But if you can't do that, I don't expect you to blame me or Jane for your own

incontinence.

You should have done that a little earlier.

My dear, you're missing the point. In this house, I give

the orders.

All of them.

All of the time.

Do you understand that?

Now come over here.

I said get over here.

Now sit down and keep your mouth shut. Shut.

Now you are to watch everything that goes on.

Do you hear me?

No, you look this way, not that way. You watch.

Whatever we do, you watch.

Do we understand each other?

Yes.

Okay.

Now, Jane, well then, be a good girl and turn around, would you please? Anything

you say, sir.

Thank you, Jane.

That's it. If you just... Oh, yes.

Oh, sir.

Oh,

sir. Oh, sir.

Oh, does the lady of the house like this?

Huh?

Does she like it?

Oh, I can see since getting turned on.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's right.

Harder. Harder and harder.

Oh, sir.

Jane? Yes, sir? Would you like to show?

Your mistress some other positions?

Anything you... Hey, sir. What if I lay down, Jane?

Why don't you sit on me?

Sit on you? Of course.

I don't believe this.

They're inside of you.

Yes, sir.

Oh, that big, giant cog.

Get it all in.

Get it all in.

Oh, yes.

Do you like this position, sir?

Oh, yes.

Are you taking notes, dear? Are you going to learn how to do it right this

I don't know how you're going to do this to me. What do you think you want me

for? I'm not doing it to you.

I'm doing it to Jane.

Haven't you noticed?

And we're doing it for you.

I think she's getting amused.

I think she likes it in spite of herself.

Look at that.

Oh, your husband fucks so good.

Why are you so mad at him?

A little slower, Jane.

That's it.

I like that rocking motion. That's a nice motion.

Did you hear that?

Jane, I have another position I'd like to show my wife. Would you kindly come

off of me for a moment?

Anything you say, sir.

Would you lay on your side and face my wife, please?

You mean like this?

Just like that.

Pick up your leg.

And that's the way. Yes, that's the way.

Oh,

how do you like this?

Oh, I think she's beginning to get turned on.

Oh, yes.

Are you learning anything?

Why isn't she watching? Watch his cock. Dear.

Watch his cock.

Watch this.

Oh, ah, oh, mm.

Don't turn your head.

This is for your edification.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir.

Oh,

I'll take orders from you any day. Tell me, Jane. Yes?

Is there anything that we haven't done yet?

Well, oh, I believe that I haven't sucked it yet.

That's, uh, that's quite true. That is. Why don't you do that now for us?

Sounds like a perfectly wonderful idea to me.

Oh. Come here so she can see.

Are you watching?

Now just remember, first you have to keep your mouth open

nice and wide.

Otherwise, you won't be able to fit the whole cock inside.

And this, my dear, gives no pleasure to any man at any time.

No desire to give him any pleasure.

Dear, this is what we call, in polite circles, a blowjob.

Now, look how well Jane does this.

And with that pretty little mouth of yours and a... Do believe it is a pretty

little mouth.

You never do.

Now, come here!

You deviant monster.

Deviant?

This is quite ordinary, I assure you.

Jane, have I asked you to do anything deviant?

Oh, no, sir, never.

You see?

And I do believe that Jane is a good judge of what deviant behavior would be.

Now, get down here and watch.

How are you going to learn?

Should I make her try it?

Absolutely. She's a slut.

No. I said put your mouth on it.

Oh, she needs to learn how to take orders. She certainly does.

Now do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it. Further down.

Oh, I think she's learning.

Is she, Jane?

Come on, get back down there.

No one told you you can stop.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh,

it's about time you learned how to give your own husband a blowjob.

She's getting better.

That's it. Show her how to do that.

Oh, yes, she's beginning to like it. Can I spank her a little bit? Absolutely.

Look at this.

Oh, this is fun,

giving orders to the mistress of the house.

Swirl your tongue all over the tip of the head. Oh, yes, like that.

Ooh, they love that.

Slowly.

Deep, good, deep. Oh, real slow.

That's a good girl.

Oh.

Yeah. Mmm.

Oh, sir, I think she's learning quite...

Well. I do also.

Oh.

Oh, give it to me.

Oh, yes.

Come on.

Give that cup to me.

You can have three socks.

Only three.

Three.

Hey, hey, hey, that was only on two.

Dear, you are all wet.

Oh, lady, suck that cock, both of you.

You're doing so well.

My cock, my cock, my cock.

By your cock.

It belongs to me.

I think it does.

Dear, you are all wet.

I'm both of you.

I mean,

you want to shoot them.

I sure do.

How's your wife doing? Better?

She's doing fine.

Has she learned from our little class here today? Oh, yeah.

Save

some

for me.

Okay, I'm going to... Tom, take it out. I want to run your baby.

Keep going.

You did very well, darling.

Thank you, dear.

I told you he'd like the little maid costume, didn't I?

I knew that was her. You certainly did.

um

Do you like this?

Would you like more?

Move your finger out. There you go.

That's it.

Oh, suck it.

Hmm.

Again. Again.

Ah.

Suck my tits. Suck both tits.

Make them feel good.

All right.

All right.

That's it.

Ah.

Ah. There.

That's it.

You're going to get my pussy in a minute along with her.

The two of you.

You feel good?

Look at that hair.

Such nice, long hair.

So good.

Stick your finger in my pussy.

You too.

Put your finger in both of your...

I suck my pussy while she fingers me.

Suck it.

That's it.

That's it.

There.

That's it. Good.

Go after it.

What are you going to find, huh?

That's it.

Can't let you go. Have some procedures.

That's it.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck it like it's a cock.

Oh. It's my cock.

Yes.

Oh, take it deep into your mouth.

Oh.

Deep. Now lick around the head of my... Lick around the head of my cock.

Oh, that's right.

That's it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, love it.

Don't you?

Mm -hmm.

Oh,

that's it. Eat my pussy.

Eat my pussy and you suck my cock.

Oh.

I want the two of you to eat my pussy together.

Move over.

Put your head down there.

Eat it.

Eat it.

You can do it.

That's it.

There you go.

That's it.

Make sure you get your share.

Eat my pussy and you suck my cock.

So good.

I love it. I love it.

That's it.

Make my cock happy.

Yes. Like it.

That's it.

Here's your weapon.

Oh, darling, I don't understand it.

You actually get a thrill out of pretending you're the gardener.

Why?

Husband is such a boring name.

If I get a husband, I want to be a gardener.

I want every time to be a gardener.

Can't you be my husband for once?

Oh.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Fuck it.

Fuck that ass.

You wanted it.

You want to come by us?

You want to come with us?

Yeah? You like that?

Come on.

Try it. Touch it. Touch it. Can I touch it? Yeah.

Squeeze it.

Squeeze it.

Hello.