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红底高跟鞋、开胆丝袜、包臀裙、黑肠指解系长相。
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一般这种的都被默认为敲骨吸髓的顶级骚货。.
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顶级骚货对好闺蜜有很强的依赖性,就连前戏都要和闺蜜聊天进行。.
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没有谈恋爱,但是在抠B。.
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闺蜜低估了女主一心多用的能力。.
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两个患者又万一哪天被发现了呢?
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等她一下,闺蜜不会也在哀哀吧?
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不对,这男的怎么没有头啊?
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这不是已经硬了吗?
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他头呢?
11
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第二上那个眼是啥?
12
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手机放屁股周围,有水声,闺蜜第一个听到。.
13
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闺蜜还挺羡慕那些人的吗?
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手机放脑的旁边,顺利插进去。
闺蜜那边还在迭迭不休地讨论生孩子的话题。.
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女主现在都要哭了。.
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闺蜜突然逼闹。 现在,女主的压力暂时缓解一点。.
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就 听不见吗?
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双腿举起来,黏糊糊的水声和女主的声音声交织在一起。
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语音通话没挂,也没有人继续说话。 现在我开始怀疑这是剧本。.
20
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来到后库,女主腰好细啊。.
21
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闺蜜回来了。
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没话找话,直到暗暗结束。
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所以 你跟前男友之前是怎么认识的?
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我们两个,之前打过信啊。 打过信,认识。.
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我就好奇网面都是怎么谈上的。 我都没谈过网面。.
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真的吗?
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谈什么?
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聊天聊着聊着。 后来我觉得我们俩还是不合适。.
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所以网恋是精神共鸣。 约见面睡一下,发现肉体不合拍,碎分手。.
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一 般太一般。 所以还要找一个其他活好的。.
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我觉得也是。
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然后还要给他提供情绪价值。 你还不能跟他说。.
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还不能跟他说。 还 不能跟他说。.
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对。 还不能跟他说出来。 说什么。.
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不爽,还要装高潮。 那很惨了。.
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啪唧啪唧的,那边一点都听不到吗?
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就要去装一种。 装的好累啊。.
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给他装的。
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我换一句。
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他说,以后就算我们俩分手了,
你也得尊重我。 我 真的要分手了。.
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做身上摇。
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非常标准的剪刀腿。 一下一下剪按肉吧。.
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快点。 摔到我鼻子里面。.
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快点。.
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把.
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剪 刀都流出来了。.
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为什么前面是带着套,要射的时候又摘了。
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但是那个肉棒连个头都没有,连个眼儿也没有。
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也看不出来到底射没射呀。 就是……他从哪射出来的呢?
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第二个。.
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您好,外卖到了。 外卖员视角,敲半天门也没开。
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那直接开门让客人送进去。 那直接开门给客人送进去。.
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您好,有人吗?
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您的外卖到了。 谁呀?
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您的外卖到了。 你帮帮吧。.
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放在哪里呀?
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作为一个尽职尽责的外卖员,一定不能给放地上。.
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遇见刚洗澡出来的姐姐。.
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你怎么回来了?
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不好意思,不好意思,我刚才没听到你说话。
我 以为你让我放在里面了。.
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我现在走,我现在走,不好意思,祝您用餐愉快。.
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姐姐被外卖员的美色吸引。
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出钱包下外卖员后面所有的单。 姐姐给你一百,你来陪陪姐姐。.
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洗完澡出来,女主一直在门口守护呢。.
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干哈呀,那咋又是她呢?
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这肉棒比人都抢眼。.
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啊…….
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祖 教,大家一起来玩个游戏。 名 字就叫《找妈呀》。.
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我要探索那生至起码眼。.
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我要感受它神秘的深渊。.
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我要领略它独特的美丽。 我要揭开它深邃的秘密。.
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奇妙的结构令人惊叹。 独特的形状让人迷恋。.
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无尽的奥秘等待发现深邃的意。.
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值得演。.
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生至起码眼。 你是生命的器官。
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生至起码眼。 你是奥秘的圆缺。
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深入研究你让我们感动生命。 用心呵护你让世界充满神机。.
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来到了插入环节。
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别看肉棒长得很奇怪。
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怼起人来可是一下逼一下嘛。 都给干出血了。.
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我错了。
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我错了。
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我错了。 我错了。 我错了。 我错了。.
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我错了。 我错了。.
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我错了。.
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我怀疑是因为他头露不出来所以不敏感。
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那为了有感觉就往死往死怼。 结果给女主就怼出血了。.
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最后给大家分享一下我最近发现的一个抗郁视频。
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也是和不正常的积极有关。 你用的用两个手。.
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翻往外翻往外。 往 外。.
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再翻再翻。.
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拿夹的。 捏了。
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夹 子捏了就双重了。 好好 好。 用力翻。.
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好快。.
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你慢慢捏的行不行。 这好像还不好翻出来。.
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拿夹子擦完吧。.
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拿笔翻。.
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这个小。.
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对,你夹住龟头。.
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夹住龟头。 你 夹 皮疼死了。.
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夹住龟头。 龟头夹不住。.
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这里面躲着。 你用两个。.
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你再用一个。.
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再用给我找一下。 还有 一个。.
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你快点。 我急死了。.
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快点。.
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对,一个夹住一个逮住。.
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我用这个逮住。.
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好了吗?
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头呢?
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我头都看不到了。
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说到哪去了。 头呢?
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头呢?
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你把灯打开。 你把灯打开看行不行。.
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嘿嘿。.
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你 把 灯打开看一下。.
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有没有?
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不是,怎么还越来越说了。.
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说到哪去了?
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什么玩意儿?
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完了兄弟们。 我丢丢了。.
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大哥,我丢丢丢了。 你带狮子。.
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疼你,轻点。.
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我 看到了。.
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夹夹夹夹。 你也是夹夹夹夹。 快夹夹夹。.
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别动别动别动。.
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用手扣用手扣。.
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我带着。 再来一个。.
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快快快。.
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再来一个。.
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不行,跑。.
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不行不行,再找人。.
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再来。 就喊个人,喊个人过来帮我拔一下。.
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不行,大哥,我再拔一下。 太滑了,不行。.
135
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再翻一下,再翻一下。 用力用力。.
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哎呀,擦。.
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我得从马园塞进去。 用力用力。.
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哎呀,出来了。.
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吓死我了。.
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回来了回来了。.
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回来了。 哎 呀。.
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妈,别吓死我了。 快点。.
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不行,我塞里面。.
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塞里面会不会好一点。.
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完了。.
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又回去了。.
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不是,咱不怼进去。 我刚刚怼,咋没怼进去。.
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擦。.
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来我帮忙。.
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妈屁。.
151
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我拿到个了,擦。
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我掰开你用。 好不容易弄出来了。.
153
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,900
我就用这。.
154
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站住,别让它跑。.
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抓住。.
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啊。.
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抓住,抓住。 千万别松手。.
158
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我怕你一松手,它就跑了。.
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抓住。.
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00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,120
你看我擦。 我让你别松手,别松手。.
161
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这下,这下咱俩一起抓。 你抓上面,我抓下面。.
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来。 你抓鸡,我抓蛋。.
163
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把它弄出来,咱俩一起抓。.
164
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快,手准备好。 我把手准备好。.
165
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慢慢把我弄出来。 站住。.
166
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再起来点,再起来点。
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擦。.
168
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快,你抓它下来。 你抓上面,快。.
169
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我抓住。.
170
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你看,还是我会抓,你怎么不会抓。.
171
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,720
怎么样,我抓住了吧。.
172
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擦鸡会跑吗?
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00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:08,360
不行,不行,它要跑。
174
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,700
你手拿开,你手拿开。 不行,不行,它要跑。.
175
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你下面,你下面也不得的。.
176
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你下面得的。 它要跑,它要跑。.
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抓住,抓住,不行,不行,不行。.
178
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完了。.
179
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:27,960
我就说你怎么的,你给我抓不住。 用那个手抓。.
180
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又出来了,又出来了。.
181
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准备,准备,准备,准备。 咬 住,咬住,咬住,咬住。.
182
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好了,我又得了。.
183
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好,这样,对着,对着,对着。.
184
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这样跑不了。.
185
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擦。.
186
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你别跑呀,擦。
187
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你快点,你抓在上面,你抓上面。.
188
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,200
对,你抓在上面。.
189
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,700
你抓在上面来扣。 我抓住,它跑不了。.
190
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,840
我在下面。.
191
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,500
啊。
192
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:09,920
啊。.
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