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I'm home.

Oh honey, what's wrong?

Nothing.

You know, just because I'm your stepmom doesn't mean that I don't have motherly insight.

Instincts still.

Come here baby.

Tell me what's wrong.

Well, see today I got fired.

Fired?

Baby, why don't you come tell me what happened.

Come on.

Take a seat.

Come on.

Well, well see, my boss he's just being a little bitch today.

Language?

Sorry mom.

He was just being a real aggravating today.

He was just complaining about how I'm always late and how sloppy I am and how I'm never

doing my task all the time.

And like, I don't know, it's just like, it's just not making sense.

Like, I'm trying my hardest, you know?

It's really not making sense to you?

Yeah, I just feel like my boss is just like always picking on me.

I don't know why.

Like, I'm barely five minutes late and I'm always doing my task.

Like, I don't know what's wrong with him.

You need to get your shit together.

Is there anything else that would help you maybe with that?

Well, you know what would make me feel better?

Mom, what is this?

You know the rules.

Daddy said you can touch anything you want.

Except that.

Well, he didn't say anything about hand stuff.

Listen, there is a lot of things you could be working on.

First of all, your room is a mess.

You are out all night.

Even past the curfew.

If that wasn't bad enough, you do not work on your nutrition.

Okay?

You should be eating better.

You should be sleeping better.

And you should also be exercising.

You are coming into being a man.

You should be doing a lot more even with just your body.

Nutrition, sleep, and eating.

In fact, I know a bunch of people must have a successful list on how to get all these things done.

So, let me just go pull that up.

I think it will help a lot.

Come on.

All right.

See?

There is a perfect list over here for you.

Why don't we take a look at it?

Yup.

There are tons of things you could be doing on here.

Why don't you take a look?

Hold on.

Sure.

Ten habits of successful people.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Getting organized.

One of the top tips to be successful in life.

Taking action.

Sending out toward a dream is nerve-racking.

You may fear success or wish to avoid failure.

But you shouldn't let these insecurities keep you in your comfort zone.

Once you have a plan to touch a goal and have projected potential obstacles and risk jumping.

If you take that leap at the wrong time or don't achieve what you hoped, don't despair.

You'll learn from your experience and be better prepared to try again.

The mere act of getting out your comfort zone increases your resilience and confidence.

Let me really let that sink in.

Hold on.

Prioritizing tasks.

This activity goes hand in hand with effective goal setting.

As you need to determine the order of importance of a task that brings you closer to achieving your dreams.

Prioritization doesn't just mean, I don't know if that says, scheduling activities based on urgency.

You should consider each task worth, that is, how important to your vision.

Find a balance between complete and impressive actions.

Items of work that brings fulfillment.

Keep reading, honey.

Okay, okay.

Staying curious.

If there is one take home message on how to be successful in life, it's to keep an open mind.

You'll learn to perform self-directed learning to reach your goals.

Whether researching on how to legally register a new business,

passing foreign language skills, or adopting a healthier habit.

And remaining open-minded ensures you'll be prepared to learn everything you achieve.

Do you really think that could work for me, Mom?

I think so.

I mean, except your room is a mess.

Why don't we go take a look at an example of my room that is much cleaner and put together the way it should be.

Let's go.

Are those it? Are those all of your clean clothes?

Wait, wait, wait a minute. They're clean.

I know that I saw them down in the laundry room.

And they're just sprawled all over your floor, I'm sure.

So, let's just give you a little lesson here.

Okay.

I'm sure your room looks just like this.

Worse that it's clean clothes, I spent good money on like water, the water bill.

That's where all your laundry goes. Okay.

So you see, just fold.

Mm-hmm.

And then where do your folded clean clothes go?

These jeans. I know that I washed them.

This shirt, it has lint all over it already.

And what's this?

I know that your father took you to the mall to get new clothes just the other day.

The tag is still even on.

And it was all over your floor, wasn't it?

Listen, like...

They're clean. Not only are they clean, they're brand new.

I didn't have no time to fold them.

That's not an excuse.

Your father has time to work really hard to buy you that money.

Beaming suits.

When did you even wear that one?

Wait, you didn't because it's clean now, isn't it?

I can't even imagine what your room must look like.

And it looks like this all the time, doesn't it?

It does.

So why can't we go into your room right now?

Because it's closed on the floor.

Exactly. I'm sure that we wouldn't even be able to open that door.

All right.

Let's go learn how to fold these clothes since we have to start from the beginning.

All right.

All right.

I know that your father and even your god-awful mother have taught you how to fold your clean clothes.

Look at all these clean clothes.

Even in a pile on my bed right now.

They should be folded and put away in your dresser in your room that you should be able to walk into across your floor.

But I know that there are clothes all over blocking that door, aren't they?

Yeah.

I must have not done my job as your mother because clearly we're having problems with this.

So let's just start from the beginning all over again, I suppose.

I guess.

All right.

So when we're folding clothes, you just fold them over.

Do you see?

And then we can fold them one more time in half.

And then they go into the clean pile.

They do not go across your floor.

It's just so easy to throw it on the floor.

It's just as easy to fold them and put them away.

Look at these, these brand new jeans.

Really?

I don't think those are mine.

I think those are my dad's.

Your father's?

Your father's?

Well, you might as well do me a favor and go through the pockets because sometimes your father is not any better than you.

I know that you leave things in your jeans in your pockets all the time.

Oh, so keys.

And that would be your father's.

So put away.

Right.

Oh my gosh.

Even your wife beaters, as if it wasn't bad enough that they are just soaked in sweat stains.

And that's all you can see on them.

You could at the very least fold them and put them away.

It's just the same as the shorts.

Fold them in half one time.

And then you fold them one more time in half.

It's very simple.

You can do it with shirts.

You can do it with your shorts.

And you can even do them with your father's jeans.

It goes.

Do you see?

And I don't care if your father's jeans slip into your clean laundry.

At that point, even more so, you should be folding your laundry.

Your father works really hard for all this money to even buy you all of these clothes.

I know.

What are you doing?

I don't know why I have so much clothes anyways.

Because you asked for them.

I mean, look at this.

Didn't we just go out the other day and buy this?

I'm sure you haven't even worn it because it has tags still on it.

You're right. You're right.

Tags. It's clean. It's brand new clean.

We didn't even have to put it in the washer.

We did half of your job for you.

You're right. You're right.

Do you see this?

Do you see how it is folded neatly?

Yeah.

And how many times do we fold it?

What did we do first?

We folded it in?

Four?

In half.

In half first.

And then we're going to fold it one more time in another half.

And then you know what happens?

They fit perfectly into your dresser drawers.

Put away.

And then we can even walk into your room.

I haven't walked in my room in years.

And you think that's funny for some reason.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Do you want me to tell your father about it?

He's rarely home.

You know, he's on business trips all the time.

I'm sure he doesn't even realize that your room is a complete pigsty with clothing constantly.

All right. Let me, let me give it a try.

All right.

I'll let you fold my underwear.

It's pretty simple.

Fold it in half.

Okay.

Fold it in half one more time.

Okay.

And then make a clean pile, which will then later, what happens with them later?

You leave it there?

No, you're not just going to leave it there.

That's how this problem started in the very first place.

Where are you going to put them?

Uh, well, I'll put them in my drawer.

Exactly.

Okay, well.

Are you getting the point yet?

I'm getting it. You know, you want me to fold the, you want me to fold the clothes, you know.

You want me to...

Mm-hmm.

What else?

You want me to...

Oh my gosh. Let's just start from the beginning then.

Uh, pick the clothes up off the floor.

Yes.

Uh.

And then?

And then I fold them.

How do you fold them?

I know you did not just throw your sweatpants all over the floor as I'm telling you and not only just telling you, teaching you how to fold your clothes.

Sorry.

Let's try it one more time.

I'm going to give you shorts this time.

This should be easier.

And then you know what?

Before you get to that, why don't you start with these?

Fold them properly and neatly.

I just taught you how to do it.

Go ahead.

Right.

Uh, well, first you grab it, fold it in half.

Mm-hmm.

And then half again.

Mm-hmm.

And then make a clean pile.

Exactly. Now pick up the shorts and do just the same thing.

Okay.

Take it and put it in half.

Mm-hmm.

And half again.

Mm-hmm.

Clean pile.

Good job so far.

We're going to get that room cleaned one way or another.

I still don't see how this is going to help me get a new job.

Because you're going to start organizing your life, starting with your clothing,

and a life organized will most certainly get you a job,

just like every other successful person.

So let's start again.

Why don't you do my dress?

Go ahead.

I don't even know how to fold this.

Well, you're going to learn today.

It's the same thing.

Go ahead.

Take it in half.

Mm-hmm.

That's not neat enough.

Try that again.

Let me see.

Take it in half.

Mm-hmm.

You can take your time and fold it properly and neatly.

You do not have to speed through it.

All right, Mom.

Okay.

This is a little confusing.

I'm fucking losing my mind here.

What are you going to do when you end up having a wife?

Tell her to fold her own clothes?

You're going to tell her to fold your own clothes?

No.

You're going to be folding your own clothes and hers.

That is what good men do, that have their life together.

And we're going to get your life together one way or another.

Let me just try something easy like a shirt.

A shirt?

No, no.

Let's do my panties.

Go ahead.

Just like you would with your wife.

Go ahead.

Okay, now fold the underwear.

I don't care that they're mine.

I don't care that they're for girls.

You're going to have a wife at some point,

and you're going to have to take care of her too,

not just yourself and your life.

Uh, what do I roll it up?

No.

You're going to fold it right in half,

just like you did with all the other clothes.

It's the same process.

Okay, let me see.

Okay, fold it.

Uh-huh.

It's not folded.

Okay, there we go.

And clean pile.

Fold it one more time.

Hold it one more time.

How do I do this?

You can do it.

Come on.

An organized life is a better life.

Okay.

Organized life is a better life.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

You'll be able to do so many more things with your life

once you start with very simple organization,

such as cleaning your clothes,

and that doesn't just mean in the washer.

For me to clean...

I guess you're right.

You know, it could be a little more organized.

Uh-huh.

And you're going to start with washing your own clothes,

and then we're going to fold your clothes.

Whoa.

Is that so hard for you?

It shouldn't be.

Well, I don't think it's going to be that hard.

It shouldn't be that hard.

Exactly.

Especially with your teaching.

It's a very simple thing to do.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Now, once you have an organized life,

you'll be able to do successful things with your life,

like jobs, a career, not just a job, but a career.

Are you thinking about one?

Uh, I don't even know what I want to do yet, to be honest.

You don't have any idea of what you want to do with your future.

I mean, well, I do love animals.

Animals?

What exactly, what job could you have with animals?

I don't see any job prospects where you can be with animals.

Be serious.

What are you going to do with your life?

Well, you know, maybe I could be like a pet walker.

A pet walker?

Yeah, maybe like, you know, something along the lines of animals.

I do love animals, you know.

Maybe I'll work at the zoo.

The zoo?

That is not a career.

You should be thinking about this more by now.

You are how old?

This is just such a disappointment.

This is why we need to start with cleaning your room.

I'm sure there's even so much more in there that needs to be put away.

Isn't there?

It's not that much.

When it's that much, it starts...

Your life cannot be successful.

It really starts with just cleaning your room.

Animals, really, this is still not a career.

You need to be picking something else out.

I mean, well, there's pretty good, you know, careers around animals.

Like, I could be a dog groomer.

A dog groomer?

Yeah.

I think if anything, if you want to be working with animals,

it needs to be an actual job and a career.

Dog grooming is not an actual job or a career.

What would your father say if we told him?

I don't know.

He knows I love animals.

Well, I'm sure you can think of any other job to do

than a dog groomer that involves animals still, right?

I mean, well, do you got any ideas?

I have plenty of ideas.

Why do you not have plenty of ideas?

This is your life.

I didn't expect to get fired so fast.

I just got hired like last week.

Well, when you're goofing off at your job, not doing anything,

which I can completely believe,

considering the state of your room constantly,

then yes, you do get fired.

That's absolutely what happens.

That's fucked up.

Language!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, that's messed up.

And this is yet another example of why your life is not together yet,

isn't it?

I mean, well, I guess I got a few things I could work on.

Yeah?

Nobody's perfect, right?

No, it is not perfect.

This is why we're going over this entire lesson right now.

All right.

Let's think of something else.

Come on.

I know you can brainstorm and you brainstorm plenty of ideas

to stay out all night from the house,

even past curfew.

So go on.

I mean, well.

Actually put your mind into it.

Well, I don't want to be nothing like a cop or anything.

No, you're definitely not going to be a cop.

Not with your attitude or your history of getting into trouble.

I mean, I do love video games.

Maybe I could stream.

Stream?

That's not a real job either.

What do you mean?

There's tons of influencers.

Influencers?

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Have we really taught you nothing?

They just sit there and do nothing all day?

You're not going to be an influencer.

Absolutely not.

Your father would have a absolute shit fit if he or you even say that.

But what if, you know, what if I get lucky and I get so rich?

Then you guys won't be saying anything.

No, you think that's the dream.

And I know even that that is not.

That's not reality.

I mean, I see everybody else doing it nowadays, you know.

Everybody else who?

Who?

Do your friends do it?

I'm pretty sure none of them do.

My favorite YouTuber does.

None of your family members do it.

We have respectable jobs in this family.

And I will tell you right now that being an influencer is not a respectable job.

And we will not be having anyone in this house, especially not you, not my son, doing a job of an influencer.

What's up?

Or a dog groomer.

So let's brainstorm.

One more time.

Come on.

Hmm.

I don't hear you giving me any ideas.

Because it is not my life.

It would be your life.

Well, it's my life in here, isn't it?

Yes, but I'm only here to teach you the things.

There is a part that you should be doing yourself.

I cannot do everything for you all the time.

I cannot clean your clothes for you all the time.

I cannot fold them for you all the time.

I cannot be there checking your room to see if it is a constant mess again.

Again, what are you going to do when you try to start a family?

That is why you need a career.

That is why you need to be cleaning your room in the very first place so you can get there.

It all just starts with organization, and it's very simple.

What do you want me to be?

Something boring like a teacher or something?

That would be a great idea.

I don't know if you can get there, if you can't even organize your bedroom.

I don't know what you're saying.

I know you would say that.

That's a classroom.

I know you would say that.

Well, then, start putting your mind to everything.

Actually use effort and clean your room.

People always say you should do things that you love.

I feel like I love animals.

There's tons of careers out there with animals.

Well, that's fine.

Then tell me what other career is, a respectable career.

What's respectable?

What's respectable to you?

Give me a respectable career.

All right.

All right.

Why don't you do, I don't know, instead of a dog groomer, you could be a vet, a veterinarian,

actually do something more useful with your life.

I mean, a veterinarian job is just, it's completely respectful, more respectful than being a dog groomer, being at a zoo.

How do you know you're even going to have a job with the animals at the zoo?

I mean, hey, I guess veterinarians are that bad.

Exactly.

But you know what it takes to be a veterinarian, right?

What does it take?

Going to school for quite some time.

And what does going to college even take?

Let me guess.

Lots of organization.

I know.

I know.

Do you?

Yeah.

I'm starting to get the image here.

I'm going to be more organized.

Okay.

So what are you going to do with your life once you become a veterinarian?

Let's talk about that.

Uh, you know, maybe start saving some money.

I don't really know.

You're going to have to be going to college is what you should be knowing.

You can't just start being a veterinarian.

You're going to have to do at least a couple of years of school to be able to get there.

Yeah, that's true.

Isn't it?

I guess so.

Uh huh.

Well, going to college, you know that you're going to have to be extra organized.

You're going to have classes every single day.

So we're going to do veterinarian school with our life first, aren't we?

I was going to give it a shot, I guess.

We'll see why not.

You're going to have to do more than give it a shot.

You're going to have to actually do it.

I mean, what if I don't like it midway?

If you don't like it, then you're going to find another job.

So what is your backup going to be?

Backup? I guess if vet school doesn't work out.

I don't really know, honestly.

You don't know?

Oh my gosh.

What are me and your father going to do with you?

Uh, let's see.

I guess I could join the military.

Yeah, a military.

I mean, I guess that is a career somewhat.

It feels like an easy way out type of career though.

Let's think again.

What else?

Uh, maybe.

Maybe we could do.

I don't know.

I'm talking about military.

Military?

That's what you got?

That's the best you got as a backup career?

I mean, it's not what everybody else does.

No, that's not what everybody else does.

That's what lazy people do.

Lazy? The military?

Yes, the military.

It's not an adequate backup option.

I feel you.

So let's think again.

What else?

I bet you want to be something wack, like a librarian or something.

A librarian?

No, not quite.

Let's think of something a little bit harder.

Harder like what?

Like a challenge?

Something you need to go to college for.

And at least for a few years.

Two isn't even enough.

Do you know your father went for like over four years?

Well, who says I want to be like him?

I don't want to be like no wack professor or anything.

You should want to be like him.

Your father does very well for our family.

You would not have any of these luxuries without him doing so well with work.

Going to college like a real man.

Well, let's see.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Well, I know my friend is like a bus driver.

A bus driver?

You're just going down in ranks now.

Are you actually thinking?

I mean, he told me they got a bunch of benefits, so.

Any job can have benefits.

I might as well just become a porn star at this point.

A porn star?

Oh my goodness.

I'm definitely going to have to be telling your father about this if you don't come up with something better right now.

I can't really think of anything, all right?

Oh my goodness.

What am I going to do with you?

Seriously, your father should have done better.

I should have done better as a mother.

I'm so ashamed of both of us at this point.

I mean, I don't really know what else there is.

You know, like maybe I could do some construction.

Your father could settle for construction.

Let's take it up a notch though and go with architecture maybe.

Hmm?

But then I just don't want to go to school.

I could barely go to work.

What makes you think I want to go back to school?

Because you're going to start organizing your life, starting with your laundry.

You're going to be completely organized for school then.

Hmm?

Don't you think so?

I know so.

This is what you, what your father and I had to do too.

Mom, can you just tell me everything on here because I don't think I remember it all.

I suppose so.

If that's going to help you have an organized and better life, come on over here.

All right, so we're going to start from the beginning one more time.

What do we start with?

A dirty room, right?

And then what are we going to do with your dirty room?

Organize it?

Clean it up?

We're going to fold all our clean laundry from now on as soon as it comes out of the laundry, right?

No strewn clothes all over the floor whatsoever.

We're going to start organizing your room so we can organize your life.

Okay.

And then once your life is organized, what are we doing with it exactly?

Get a good job?

A job?

And what kind of job?

A high pay one?

Yes.

Didn't we just go over some options of yours?

Some perspectives?

Yeah, like you know being a vet.

A vet.

And then what was the backup option?

Military?

No, it wasn't the military.

Professor?

No, it wasn't a professor.

We went through that too.

What was it?

Something to do with maybe constructing, building.

Architect?

Yes, that's exactly the one.

So let's recap one more time.

Which careers are you going to try to go for once your life is organized?

Being a vet.

Architect.

You know, if that doesn't work out.

And what does that, if that doesn't work out what?

What would be your post-op?

It's not funny.

It's not.

I'm going to have to get your father in here at some point to explain this to you.

Alright.

It's starting to sound like we're getting your life together.

Right?

Yeah.

Maybe I don't have to get your father in here after all.

Hmm?

I'm hungry with that idea.

Your father would not be having such a gentle conversation with you about this.

Not at all?

Uh-uh.

You should be happy that I'm a gentle mother for you.

Teaching you all the things again that you should have learned the first time.

Alright.

Oh, yeah.

We just want to be proud of you in the end.

I understand.

And we want you to be proud of yourself.

That starts with having an organized life and a career.

Let me see.

Hey, let me go write that down.

Alright, go ahead.

Alright, let me make sure I've got a good angle real quick.

Alright.

Alright.

One more time.

One second.

Uh-huh.

Yup.

Because you know what you're going to do next with your life, right?

What?

Keep it organized.

And you're going to have a great career.

Something for all of us to be proud of.

Including yourself.

Yeah, I just want to make you guys proud of it.

You will once you start having an organized life.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Uh-huh.

Of course I'm right.

I'm your mother.

Yeah, that's what Dad always says.

Well, your dad's not wrong.

I suppose not.

What else do you suppose?

Well, you know, being organized wouldn't be so bad after all.

It wouldn't be bad at all.

I'm sure you would even find a great girlfriend who could turn into a wife at some point.

A wife that you're going to have to clean up after as well.

Possibly.

No, definitely.

But you know what?

I have faith in you.

You're my son.

And I know you're going to get this done right way.

That's your way, huh?

Just like in your father's footsteps and mine.

And you know how?

Hard work.

Hard work and organization with our life.

That's what made us be able to do something with our life.

I guess so.

No, I know so.

Well, yeah.

I guess I could be more organized.

I am getting a little older now.

Of course you are.

I don't want to hear about you getting fired from jobs anymore.

That's just nonsense.

Yeah.

It kind of sucks I was only here for a whole week.

It doesn't.

I hope you've learned your lesson.

I really do.

I hope you've learned your lesson enough to not get fired again and to just keep a clean, organized life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I do got a lot to think about.

I don't want my girlfriend to think I'm all unorganized or anything.

Not just your girlfriends, but your bosses.

Your father.

Yeah, right.

What else is this going to improve on in your life?

No.

What do you think having an organized life is going to get you?

You know, it's going to give me better sleep, better thinking, better careers.

Mm-hmm.

What else?

You're not going to be getting fired from any more jobs too, right?

Hell, that's not part of the plan.

Not anymore.

Oh yeah, that's bad for business.

Of course it's bad for business.

If your father had lived a life like that, he would not be in the business that he's in now.

He wouldn't be able to afford all the things he affords for you.

You know, like your clean, your clean brand new shirt with tags still on it, on your dirty floor.

We didn't even have to wash it yet.

It was brand new.

I guess you're right.

I am right.

That was a waste of laundry soap.

Mm-hmm, it was.

You're really lucky your father hasn't gone into your room yet.

You're honestly lucky that I haven't gone into your room yet.

But I definitely have an idea and I hope we solved that.

We're going to start with your room and then we're going to go on to your exercise, your nutrition plan.

I mean, you are the one who cooks.

You can cook stuff for yourself for once.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

I think the camera stopped.

Can you just, can you just turn the camera off?

Can you just say that again?

All right, come on.

One more time.

That's it.

One more.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

So we're going to start with a clean room, an organized room.

And then we're going to have an organized life.

Finally.

You're going to do something with your life finally.

And that all starts by having an organized life.

Mm-hmm.

I'm not going to see any more dirty floors.

No more.

No, no, no.

Any more.

Your laundry is going to go directly away.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes.

That's what I like to hear.

Mm-hmm.

I can't wait till your father comes home to see how clean your room is.

Oh, shoot.

You're right.

You're right.

Yeah, am I right?

Mm-hmm.

Of course I'm right.

Maybe we should start demonstrating more, you know?

More?

Yeah.

All right.

This is the last, last time.

You know how to fold your clothes now.

I even know how to fold paintings now.

Exactly.

You're going to have a great life with a great wife that you can take care of properly.

I'm going to just lay down.

I can't wait to see what you do with your life after this.

After learning how to organize just very simply, starting with your room.

And trust me, we're going to be going from your room to your nutrition again.

We're going to fix everything you eat.

You're going to start eating well and healthy.

You're going to start sleeping more and staying out less.

And you're going to start doing all of your chores, which of course starts and is most important with cleaning your room.

Period.

Mm-hmm.

I can't wait to see what you do with your life after this.

I'm going to be so proud of you as your mother.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to be so proud of you as your mother.

I know.

I'm going to be proud of you as your mother.

I'm going to be so proud of you as your mother.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to be so proud of you after this.

I know your father can't wait either.

And honestly, you can't either.

I know you want to have a better life.

All right.

I really hope you got the lesson here.

You know, I'm going to be so much more.

I'm just going to be way less disappointed in you.

I'm going to be proud of you.

I can't wait to see what you do with your life after this.

I know you're going to do so great just because you're starting with a little bit of organization first.

Right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You'll see.

I promise you'll see.

And even you, you're going to be so proud of yourself after this.

You're going to be a well put together man soon.

You're going to end up having a family as well.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck!

And I'm going to clean your room just this one last time.

Oh, fuck!

And after I clean your room this one last time, you're going to be cleaning yourself from now on in the complete and right way.

You got it.

Mm-hmm.

Any questions?

You're going to do it the right way, right?

Yes, ma'am.

One last time I'm doing it for you.

That's it.

All right, all right.

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