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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:18,946 Quiet, folks. 2 00:02:19,015 --> 00:02:20,781 We've ridden 20 miles today to see 3 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,690 Sally Morgan and Sheriff Bob Wells get married! 4 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,384 Whoopee! Whoopee! 5 00:02:24,451 --> 00:02:25,902 What a wild man you are, Bill! 6 00:02:25,969 --> 00:02:27,287 Wild enough to tame you! 7 00:02:27,422 --> 00:02:28,755 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 8 00:02:30,124 --> 00:02:32,442 ♪ Oh! A cowboy's a wild man 9 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:37,228 ♪ But, oh, what a mild man the wildest of cowboys can be 10 00:02:37,298 --> 00:02:40,498 ♪ One girl can subdue him If she'll bill and coo him 11 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:43,635 ♪ Then goodbye to his liberty 12 00:02:43,704 --> 00:02:47,003 ♪ I'm married, so take it from me, gee! 13 00:02:47,073 --> 00:02:49,657 ♪ Cowboy, you're gone from the start 14 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:52,626 ♪ With the lassie who lassoes your heart 15 00:02:52,696 --> 00:02:55,913 ♪ Oh, she takes just one look at you 16 00:02:55,983 --> 00:02:59,848 ♪ And, cowboy, your wild days are through 17 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:04,103 ♪ You go out and buy her the tiniest size in rings 18 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:07,440 ♪ She ties you tight to the end of her apron strings 19 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:10,775 ♪ And cowboy you're branded right from the start 20 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:14,329 ♪ By the lassie who lassoes your heart 21 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:16,114 Whoopee! Whoopee! 22 00:03:41,122 --> 00:03:43,955 Whoopee! Whoopee! 23 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,853 ♪ Cowboy, you're gone from the start 24 00:05:30,922 --> 00:05:34,023 ♪ With the lassie who lassoes your heart 25 00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:37,443 ♪ Oh, she takes just one look at you 26 00:05:37,512 --> 00:05:40,813 ♪ And, cowboy, your wild days are through 27 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,950 ♪ You go out and buy her the tiniest size in rings 28 00:05:44,017 --> 00:05:46,885 ♪ She ties you tight to the end of her apron strings 29 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:49,987 ♪ And cowboy you're branded right from the start 30 00:05:50,057 --> 00:05:54,143 ♪ By the lassie who lassoes your heart! ♪ 31 00:05:57,331 --> 00:05:59,029 Hey, Sheriff Bob, 32 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:00,876 how do you like these outfits we rented for your wedding? 33 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,467 You look like a bunch of scared coyotes. 34 00:06:03,536 --> 00:06:05,236 Why, that sick cuss Henry Williams 35 00:06:05,304 --> 00:06:06,936 told us this is the right way to dress. 36 00:06:07,005 --> 00:06:08,739 Henry Williams did, eh? Yeah! 37 00:06:08,808 --> 00:06:11,541 Well, he was kidding you, you dumb critters! 38 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:13,891 Well, if he was, we're gonna do a little kidding ourselves 39 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:14,944 when we catch hold of him! 40 00:06:15,012 --> 00:06:16,762 Come on, fellas. Let's go on. 41 00:06:16,831 --> 00:06:18,964 Let's go get him. 42 00:06:23,604 --> 00:06:25,564 Here's that stuff from the drugstore, Miss Custer! 43 00:06:25,605 --> 00:06:29,208 Thank you, Bud. 44 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:30,909 Costs 15 bucks. 45 00:06:30,977 --> 00:06:32,811 Why, that's cheap. 46 00:06:32,878 --> 00:06:34,043 Here's your change. 47 00:06:34,113 --> 00:06:35,878 Thank you. 48 00:06:35,947 --> 00:06:38,649 Say, is that guy Henry Williams 49 00:06:38,717 --> 00:06:41,051 really as sick as he thinks he is? 50 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,253 He's so full of pills, they can't operate on him. 51 00:06:43,322 --> 00:06:45,455 He keeps rolling off the table! 52 00:06:48,376 --> 00:06:50,610 Come on, sweetheart. Come on, little girl. 53 00:06:50,679 --> 00:06:53,745 Come on, darling! There you are! Come on in! 54 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,782 There you go! There you are! 55 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,085 Henry Williams, what's that? 56 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,820 Condensed milk. 57 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,989 What are you going to do with the calf? 58 00:07:04,058 --> 00:07:10,093 Miss Custer, remember, I'm lonesome, and I need a companion. 59 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,223 Well, if you want a companion, 60 00:07:11,247 --> 00:07:13,230 why don't you get a nice girl? 61 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,764 Well, that's a good idea, too. 62 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:17,735 But I don't know, I feel so safe with a calf. 63 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,570 Give me that. Well, I don't mean that. 64 00:07:19,638 --> 00:07:22,972 Miss Custer, leave my baby go! Oh, please leave her go. 65 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,741 Go on, you troublemaker! 66 00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:28,578 Miss Custer, 67 00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:30,978 I don't think I'll be troubling you much longer! 68 00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:32,747 Don't talk like that, Henry. 69 00:07:32,817 --> 00:07:35,483 Why, when you came west a year ago, you may have been sick then, 70 00:07:35,553 --> 00:07:36,796 but now you're as healthy as I am! 71 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:37,919 Is that good? 72 00:07:37,988 --> 00:07:39,565 There's really nothing the matter with you. 73 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:40,923 Nothing the... 74 00:07:40,991 --> 00:07:42,301 What about the pain around my heart? 75 00:07:42,325 --> 00:07:43,424 That'll go away. 76 00:07:43,492 --> 00:07:46,027 Yeah, and I'll go with it. 77 00:07:46,095 --> 00:07:48,230 And then how about my stomach? 78 00:07:48,297 --> 00:07:49,764 Just a little indigestion. 79 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:51,617 A little indigestion! 80 00:07:52,618 --> 00:07:54,185 My stomach is so bad 81 00:07:54,253 --> 00:07:57,104 when my grandfather died, he left me $20,000, 82 00:07:57,173 --> 00:07:59,673 and in six weeks, I'd spent it all on milk of magnesia. 83 00:07:59,741 --> 00:08:01,442 Would you believe that? 84 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:03,377 And what about my lungs? 85 00:08:03,445 --> 00:08:05,862 The doctor says your lungs are practically brand new. 86 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:09,531 They should be. I've never used them. 87 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:14,035 For nine years, I've been breathing with my liver. 88 00:08:14,105 --> 00:08:16,337 Henry, you are just a hypochondriac! 89 00:08:16,407 --> 00:08:18,138 Yes, am I? 90 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,518 How would you like to see my operation? 91 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,325 No, no, sit down. 92 00:08:23,263 --> 00:08:26,013 Poor Henry, let me hold your hand. 93 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:28,716 It's not heavy. I can manage. Hold your own hand. 94 00:08:28,783 --> 00:08:32,186 Oh, Henry, when I do hold your hand, like this, 95 00:08:32,255 --> 00:08:33,754 and put my arm around you 96 00:08:33,822 --> 00:08:36,323 and kind of snuggle up to you like that, 97 00:08:36,393 --> 00:08:38,758 doesn't it suggest anything to you? 98 00:08:38,826 --> 00:08:40,393 Yes, it does, but with my health, 99 00:08:40,461 --> 00:08:42,396 I'd better not think about it. 100 00:08:42,464 --> 00:08:43,397 Sit down. 101 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:46,532 Henry, 102 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,101 I've been your nurse for three years now, haven't I? 103 00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:52,521 Nurse for three years. 104 00:08:52,589 --> 00:08:54,824 Do you know why I studied nursing? 105 00:08:54,892 --> 00:08:55,925 No, why? 106 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,526 Because I'm romantic. 107 00:08:57,594 --> 00:08:58,926 No. 108 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,161 Most girls like big, strong, healthy men. 109 00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:02,262 Husky, husky. 110 00:09:02,332 --> 00:09:03,631 Yeah, but not me. No? 111 00:09:03,699 --> 00:09:05,598 I like weak men. Oh. 112 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:08,953 I have a positive passion for a weak man. 113 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,439 I suppose if I was paralyzed, you'd be cuckoo about me, huh? 114 00:09:12,607 --> 00:09:14,441 Silly. 115 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,510 Henry. 116 00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:18,162 I'll bet you don't know what today is. 117 00:09:19,814 --> 00:09:20,880 What is today? 118 00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:23,481 Today is Sally's wedding day. 119 00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:26,000 Can't you feel it, Henry? It's in the air! 120 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:28,403 It's all around us. Romance! 121 00:09:28,471 --> 00:09:29,620 Look in my eyes, Henry! 122 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:30,755 I'm looking. 123 00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:32,274 You know I love you. Oh, Miss Custer! 124 00:09:32,342 --> 00:09:34,426 And you know that I'm sure that you love me! 125 00:09:34,495 --> 00:09:35,860 Oh, please, Miss Custer! 126 00:09:35,928 --> 00:09:37,946 Oh, Henry, don't you know how I feel? 127 00:09:38,014 --> 00:09:39,547 Henry, marry me! Put me down! 128 00:09:39,615 --> 00:09:41,143 Put me down! Put me down. Listen, darling! 129 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,283 Get away with your passion. 130 00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:43,433 You give me goose pimples. 131 00:09:43,503 --> 00:09:44,936 Will you go away? Go away. 132 00:09:45,004 --> 00:09:46,419 Oh, Henry, please. 133 00:09:46,488 --> 00:09:49,857 Please, marry me. Why, I'd take such good care of you. 134 00:09:49,992 --> 00:09:52,459 I'd keep you comfy and warm! 135 00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:54,539 But it would be much cheaper for me to get a hot water bottle. 136 00:09:54,563 --> 00:09:56,329 Go ahead, will you, Miss Custer? 137 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,909 Oh, how can you hurt a person's feeling? I'm sorry. 138 00:09:57,933 --> 00:10:00,099 I'm sorry if I've offended you. 139 00:10:00,168 --> 00:10:02,602 But you work me up to such a pitch with your lovemaking. 140 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,304 Why do you do it? 141 00:10:04,372 --> 00:10:06,006 You know I'm not well. 142 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,640 Why do you make overtures to me 143 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,274 when I need intermissions so badly? 144 00:10:11,962 --> 00:10:16,197 Besides, Miss Custer, I couldn't marry you. I'm too delicate. 145 00:10:16,265 --> 00:10:18,499 But I love you that way. 146 00:10:18,568 --> 00:10:23,070 Yes, but it wouldn't be fair to our children to be born without vitamins. 147 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:26,157 Oh, Miss Custer. 148 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:31,411 Oh, Henry, you must love me. 149 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,396 You're breathing so heavily. 150 00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:36,032 That's not love, you fool. That's my asthma. 151 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,000 Now, wait a minute. What are you doing that for? 152 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,869 Aren't you supposed to be my nurse? 153 00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:47,175 What do you say, boys? 154 00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:50,494 How are you, Wanenis? 155 00:10:50,564 --> 00:10:52,546 Hello, Dick. I'm glad to see you! 156 00:10:52,616 --> 00:10:54,198 We ain't seen much of you around here 157 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:55,966 since you graduated from college. 158 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:57,762 Where you been? Why, I've been down in Montana, 159 00:10:57,786 --> 00:10:58,953 laying out copper mines! 160 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,355 Oh, that's right. 161 00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:02,723 You're a regular mining engineer now, ain't you? 162 00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:05,092 I'm working at it. 163 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,960 How come you're here today? 164 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:09,895 Oh, got kind of lonesome for the old stamping grounds 165 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:11,331 and all the friends I left here. 166 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:14,367 Sure tough that Wanenis came back here today. 167 00:11:14,437 --> 00:11:15,769 Why? 168 00:11:15,837 --> 00:11:17,114 Well, the poor galoot's been in love 169 00:11:17,138 --> 00:11:19,305 with Sally ever since they were kids. 170 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,873 He's part Indian, 171 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,008 and her old man wouldn't let them get hitched. 172 00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:26,528 That's why he went away! 173 00:11:26,597 --> 00:11:28,662 What are you doing here? 174 00:11:28,732 --> 00:11:30,331 Who invited you? 175 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,033 Invited me? 176 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:36,171 Why, I didn't know I needed an invitation, Mr. Morgan. 177 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:39,007 I've always been welcome here before. 178 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:41,308 Sally is marrying Bob Wells today. 179 00:11:41,377 --> 00:11:45,262 I shouldn't think that you would want to be at her wedding. 180 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,964 If I were you, I'd go. 181 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:50,650 Your father will tell you that I'm right. 182 00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,339 Him right. 183 00:11:57,408 --> 00:12:00,309 Maybe you come now, huh? 184 00:12:00,377 --> 00:12:02,543 Best for you. 185 00:12:02,611 --> 00:12:04,711 Black Eagle know. 186 00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:09,951 Black Eagle, I must see Sally. 187 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,519 No. 188 00:12:12,989 --> 00:12:14,904 I'm going to her. No. 189 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:21,195 Oh, hello, fellas. How are you? Hello. 190 00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:25,447 How's every... How have you... Hello. 191 00:12:27,252 --> 00:12:28,517 Hello. 192 00:12:32,556 --> 00:12:34,958 You know, when I was a kid... 193 00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:37,025 Nobody cares about when you was a kid. 194 00:12:37,093 --> 00:12:40,329 Say, listen, you dressed us up like this, didn't you? 195 00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:41,795 Well, I hope you appreciate it. 196 00:12:41,866 --> 00:12:44,065 Yes, and to show you how much we appreciate it, 197 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,382 we're gonna dress you up! 198 00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:48,001 But I don't want to be dressed up... 199 00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:08,105 Wanenis. 200 00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:10,339 Sally. 201 00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:13,526 Please come down. I must speak to you. 202 00:13:25,988 --> 00:13:27,938 Wanenis. 203 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,374 Then you're going to marry Bob Wells? 204 00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:36,947 I knew this would happen, but it hurts. 205 00:13:37,015 --> 00:13:39,349 Father wants me to marry Bob. 206 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:43,487 And since we can't have one another, I just don't care. 207 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,222 It's your father who convinced me 208 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:49,091 that our marriage was impossible, 209 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,192 'cause I'm an Indian. 210 00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:51,627 Wanenis, don't. 211 00:13:51,696 --> 00:13:53,996 I'm sorry, Sally. 212 00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:57,698 I know it's wrong of me to make you sad on your wedding day. 213 00:13:57,768 --> 00:13:59,868 Please forgive me. 214 00:13:59,936 --> 00:14:03,620 I wish you every happiness. 215 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:07,407 I know I can't have you. 216 00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:12,178 But I can't bear the thought of anyone else having you. 217 00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:15,766 ♪ When the winter's over 218 00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:20,018 ♪ When the summer's through 219 00:14:20,087 --> 00:14:23,890 ♪ When there's prairie clover 220 00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:28,810 ♪ I'll still belong to you 221 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:32,580 ♪ Far above the plain 222 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:37,486 ♪ When the moon is new 223 00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:41,688 ♪ When it's on the wane 224 00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:46,827 ♪ I'll still belong to you 225 00:14:46,895 --> 00:14:52,432 ♪ Winds may blow as though they know what I've told you 226 00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:54,985 ♪ Yet the more they blow 227 00:14:55,053 --> 00:15:01,341 ♪ The closer I'll hold you 228 00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:05,960 ♪ Though the world may take me 229 00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:12,133 ♪ From a world for two 230 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:18,272 ♪ Though you may forsake me 231 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:23,310 ♪ I'll still belong 232 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:29,650 ♪ To you ♪ 233 00:15:31,853 --> 00:15:36,539 Sally. Sally! 234 00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:40,976 Sally, please come back. 235 00:15:41,044 --> 00:15:43,645 Sally. 236 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:57,959 Why, Wanenis, I didn't know that was you. 237 00:15:58,028 --> 00:16:02,745 I thought it was some skunk prowling around. 238 00:16:02,815 --> 00:16:06,483 You know, you can't be too careful at a time like this. 239 00:16:17,012 --> 00:16:21,097 I suppose you came back to see me marry Sally? 240 00:16:21,165 --> 00:16:24,499 If you'd like to take another shot at me, 241 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,684 give me a gun, 242 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,487 and we'll shoot it out together. 243 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,823 I don't fight with Indians. 244 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,192 I don't want you hanging around here anymore, 245 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,662 and neither does Sally. 246 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,564 Savvy? Listen, fellas. 247 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:46,470 If you see him or anyone else trying to go up that ladder again, 248 00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:50,489 next time... 249 00:17:01,535 --> 00:17:04,769 Better you come now, huh? 250 00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:08,555 Come, Wanenis. Come. 251 00:17:11,393 --> 00:17:15,246 Miss Custer! Oh, Miss Custer! Miss Custer! Miss Custer! 252 00:17:15,314 --> 00:17:17,966 Where is that woman? Where is that nurse? Miss... 253 00:17:18,034 --> 00:17:19,249 Wanenis! 254 00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:21,317 Hello, Henry. How are you? 255 00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:22,518 Hello, Black Eagle. 256 00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:23,919 I'm glad to see you. 257 00:17:23,988 --> 00:17:25,782 Yeah, me too. I haven't seen you in a long time. 258 00:17:25,806 --> 00:17:26,973 That's right. 259 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,008 How's your health? 260 00:17:29,077 --> 00:17:31,276 I'm sorry you asked. 261 00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:32,911 Last week, I looked so terrible, 262 00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:36,916 two undertakers left a deposit on me. 263 00:17:36,984 --> 00:17:39,884 And say, what's happened to you? What's the matter? 264 00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:43,955 It's nothing, Henry. Just a scratch. 265 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:45,389 I'm in a little trouble. 266 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:48,176 Yeah, you're in a little trouble. 267 00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,611 All you've got is a scratch. Look at me. 268 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,613 I've got five dangerous ailments, 269 00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:54,548 with hardly a chance of recovering. 270 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:56,983 And, oh, look where cactus is growing. 271 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,005 Henry, I'm in love. 272 00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:05,357 That's hard luck, too. 273 00:18:05,426 --> 00:18:07,944 Last week, I bought a suit with two pairs of pants 274 00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:09,579 and burned a hole in the coat. 275 00:18:11,432 --> 00:18:13,898 But I've lost the girl that I love, 276 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,635 and my heart is very heavy today. 277 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,285 Your heart is heavy? 278 00:18:17,354 --> 00:18:22,057 My heart is five times the normal size. 279 00:18:22,126 --> 00:18:23,791 But you don't understand. 280 00:18:23,859 --> 00:18:26,560 This girl and I grew up together. 281 00:18:26,629 --> 00:18:27,796 I am an Indian! 282 00:18:30,098 --> 00:18:33,634 He suffers from gas, too. Isn't it terrible? 283 00:18:33,702 --> 00:18:35,602 Why, Henry, a way back, my people were chiefs. 284 00:18:36,772 --> 00:18:38,739 Why don't you try bicarbonate of soda? 285 00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:41,707 You'll be a new Indian, really. 286 00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:43,143 But I'm only a small part Indian. 287 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,343 How small? 288 00:18:44,412 --> 00:18:46,679 Well, my great-grandfather married a white girl. 289 00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:49,315 So did mine. What is that? 290 00:18:49,383 --> 00:18:51,850 Did you know that I'm a half-breed? 291 00:18:51,919 --> 00:18:53,051 Are you a half-breed? 292 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,621 Sure. I breathe through one side of my nose. 293 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,623 Sinus. 294 00:18:58,691 --> 00:19:01,826 For this girl that I love, I've studied the ways of your race. 295 00:19:01,894 --> 00:19:03,459 Why, I've gone to your schools. 296 00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:07,597 An Indian in a Hebrew school! How... Oh, for heaven... 297 00:19:11,704 --> 00:19:13,269 How did you get along? 298 00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:14,838 About since I was that high, 299 00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:16,906 I've striven to be something among your people. 300 00:19:16,975 --> 00:19:18,874 I know. We all have our disappointments. 301 00:19:18,944 --> 00:19:20,244 From the time I was this high... 302 00:19:20,312 --> 00:19:22,345 That's even lower than yours. See that? 303 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,531 I figured out someday I might be a great aviator 304 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:27,299 like Lindbergh or Byrd. 305 00:19:27,368 --> 00:19:28,934 But I can never be an aviator. 306 00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,338 Can't eat sandwiches. 307 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,977 Why don't you be like me? I've been delicate all my life, 308 00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:43,930 but I wouldn't let any woman boss me around, tell me what to do. 309 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,266 Henry! 310 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,234 I'll see you boys later, all right. 311 00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:47,701 Henry Williams! 312 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,235 What are you doing with my bloomers? 313 00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:51,370 Whose bloomers? I'm not doing anything. 314 00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:53,139 Now, you keep away from my trunk! 315 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,078 This is the happiest day of my life! 316 00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:02,264 You go to the mission, Bob, and I'll fetch Sally right over. 317 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,032 She ought to be all ready by now! 318 00:20:04,101 --> 00:20:05,550 Thanks, Mr. Morgan. 319 00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,286 Wait a minute, wait a minute, girls! 320 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,795 You've got plenty of time, really. 321 00:20:18,815 --> 00:20:22,682 ♪ Every time I hear that dear, old wedding march 322 00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:26,604 ♪ I feel rather glad I have a broken arch 323 00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:30,374 ♪ I have heard a lot of married people talk 324 00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:34,627 ♪ And I know that marriage is a long, long walk 325 00:20:34,696 --> 00:20:38,480 ♪ To most people weddings mean romance 326 00:20:38,548 --> 00:20:42,985 ♪ But I prefer a picnic or a dance 327 00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:45,387 ♪ Another bride 328 00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,655 ♪ Another groom 329 00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:49,974 ♪ The countryside 330 00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:52,061 ♪ Is all in bloom 331 00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:54,145 ♪ The flowers and treeses 332 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,346 ♪ The birds and beeses 333 00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,149 ♪ Are making whoopee 334 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,870 ♪ The choir sings 335 00:21:02,939 --> 00:21:05,038 ♪ Here comes the bride 336 00:21:05,108 --> 00:21:07,122 ♪ Another victim 337 00:21:07,191 --> 00:21:09,292 ♪ Is by her side 338 00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:11,293 ♪ He's lost his reason 339 00:21:11,362 --> 00:21:13,563 ♪ 'Cause it's the season 340 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:14,997 ♪ For making whoopee 341 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:22,687 ♪ Down through the countless ages 342 00:21:22,756 --> 00:21:26,425 ♪ You'll find it everywhere 343 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:30,561 ♪ Somebody makes good wages 344 00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:33,964 ♪ Somebody wants her share 345 00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:36,166 ♪ She calls him toodles 346 00:21:36,235 --> 00:21:38,352 ♪ And rolls her eyes 347 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,455 ♪ She makes him strudels 348 00:21:40,523 --> 00:21:42,588 ♪ And bakes him pies 349 00:21:42,657 --> 00:21:44,625 ♪ What is it all for? 350 00:21:44,693 --> 00:21:46,725 ♪ It's so he'll fall for 351 00:21:46,794 --> 00:21:48,962 ♪ Making whoopee 352 00:21:58,856 --> 00:22:00,955 ♪ Another year 353 00:22:01,024 --> 00:22:03,024 ♪ Or maybe less 354 00:22:03,093 --> 00:22:05,159 ♪ What's this I hear? 355 00:22:05,228 --> 00:22:07,193 ♪ Well, can't you guess? 356 00:22:07,262 --> 00:22:09,163 ♪ She feels neglected 357 00:22:09,165 --> 00:22:11,333 ♪ And he's suspected 358 00:22:11,401 --> 00:22:12,933 ♪ Of making whoopee 359 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:17,470 ♪ She sits alone 360 00:22:17,539 --> 00:22:19,640 ♪ Most every night 361 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,575 ♪ He doesn't phone 362 00:22:21,643 --> 00:22:23,743 ♪ Or even write 363 00:22:23,812 --> 00:22:25,778 ♪ He says he's busy 364 00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:27,947 ♪ But she says, "Is he?" 365 00:22:28,016 --> 00:22:30,516 ♪ He's making whoopee 366 00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:36,689 ♪ He doesn't make much money 367 00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:40,842 ♪ Five thousand dollars per 368 00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:45,162 ♪ Some judge who thinks he's funny 369 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:48,365 ♪ Says, "You pay six to her" 370 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,485 ♪ He says, "Now, Judge" 371 00:22:50,553 --> 00:22:52,652 ♪ "Suppose I fail" 372 00:22:52,721 --> 00:22:54,822 ♪ The judge says, "Budge" 373 00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:57,056 ♪ "Right into jail" 374 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,025 ♪ You'd better keep her 375 00:22:59,094 --> 00:23:01,194 ♪ You'll find it's cheaper 376 00:23:01,263 --> 00:23:03,196 ♪ Than making whoopee ♪ 377 00:23:06,784 --> 00:23:09,185 Henry! Henry, come here. 378 00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:10,268 What? 379 00:23:10,338 --> 00:23:12,370 I want you to do something for me! 380 00:23:12,438 --> 00:23:15,273 Sally Morgan, why aren't you in your wedding dress? 381 00:23:15,342 --> 00:23:17,842 Well, you see, I'm not going to be married. 382 00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:19,010 What? 383 00:23:19,079 --> 00:23:21,012 Not married in the mission, I mean. 384 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,249 Sheriff Bob doesn't want these cowboys to get rough and boisterous. 385 00:23:24,317 --> 00:23:27,652 So he and I are going to sneak to town, get married there, 386 00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:29,603 and take a train east for our honeymoon. 387 00:23:29,673 --> 00:23:31,739 Honeymoon. That reminds me, you know, 388 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:35,625 my sister's husband wanted to take her to Florida on their honeymoon, 389 00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:38,578 but she's been to Florida, so she sent a girlfriend. 390 00:23:40,348 --> 00:23:41,982 Now, listen! What? 391 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:44,651 Sheriff Bob wants you to drive me to the junction. 392 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,235 He'll meet us there. I'll go in and get my bags. 393 00:23:47,304 --> 00:23:49,304 Wait a minute, Sally, I'll help you. 394 00:23:49,373 --> 00:23:50,516 Don't do anything until you hear... 395 00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:53,875 Oh, for heaven's... Who did that? 396 00:23:53,943 --> 00:23:55,911 Who did... 397 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:03,034 Just a little mistake, partner. 398 00:24:03,103 --> 00:24:06,371 Just a little mistake, that's all! 399 00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:12,409 Just a little mistake! 400 00:24:12,478 --> 00:24:16,712 I suppose to you the World War was just a typographical error! 401 00:24:16,781 --> 00:24:20,466 Just a little mistake! 402 00:24:20,535 --> 00:24:22,200 Henry! What? 403 00:24:22,268 --> 00:24:23,681 Get my bags quickly. All right, hurry up. I've got it, Sally. 404 00:24:23,705 --> 00:24:24,970 Here, got it? Take that! 405 00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:26,282 I've got it. Just come right down. 406 00:24:26,306 --> 00:24:27,472 Now, be careful of Polly. 407 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:28,606 Right. I'll be careful. 408 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,726 Come right down, Sally. 409 00:24:30,795 --> 00:24:32,960 I'll be waiting for you. Isn't she sweet? 410 00:24:33,029 --> 00:24:34,929 Just take care of yourself. I'll be all right. 411 00:24:34,997 --> 00:24:36,464 Come right along, Sally. 412 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,800 Come here, Polly. What do you want? 413 00:24:38,869 --> 00:24:40,133 I want to make whoopee. 414 00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:42,334 She wants to make whoopee! 415 00:25:13,282 --> 00:25:17,350 ♪ Today's the day 416 00:25:17,419 --> 00:25:20,387 ♪ To hear the bridegroom say 417 00:25:20,455 --> 00:25:23,174 ♪ "I'll honor and obey" 418 00:25:23,242 --> 00:25:24,908 ♪ Today's the day 419 00:25:24,977 --> 00:25:26,577 ♪ Here comes the bride! 420 00:25:26,646 --> 00:25:29,162 ♪ Tonight's the night 421 00:25:29,231 --> 00:25:32,199 ♪ The stars will shine so bright 422 00:25:32,267 --> 00:25:35,918 ♪ The honeymoon will light our happy way 423 00:25:35,988 --> 00:25:38,938 ♪ Here comes the bride! 424 00:25:39,006 --> 00:25:44,643 ♪ Spring is a rogue who lightly trips over all the hills and dales 425 00:25:44,712 --> 00:25:47,445 ♪ Love comes along and your heart skips 426 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:51,399 ♪ Then you'll hear the wedding bells 427 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:55,170 ♪ And then you'll say 428 00:25:55,238 --> 00:25:58,072 ♪ "The world must be all right" 429 00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:02,276 ♪ Today's the day, today Tonight's the night 430 00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:04,812 ♪ Here comes the bride! 431 00:26:28,217 --> 00:26:33,388 ♪ Spring is a rogue who lightly trips over all the hills and dales 432 00:26:33,457 --> 00:26:35,822 ♪ Love comes along and your heart skips 433 00:26:35,908 --> 00:26:39,709 ♪ Then you'll hear the wedding bells 434 00:26:39,778 --> 00:26:43,312 ♪ And then you'll say 435 00:26:43,381 --> 00:26:46,265 ♪ "The world must be all right" 436 00:26:46,334 --> 00:26:53,238 ♪ Today's the day, today Tonight's the night ♪ 437 00:27:24,653 --> 00:27:28,738 Sheriff! Boys! Boys! 438 00:27:28,807 --> 00:27:30,039 Where's Bob Wells? 439 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,406 He's coming right over there! 440 00:27:31,477 --> 00:27:32,990 Sheriff! 441 00:27:33,059 --> 00:27:34,559 What's wrong? What's happened? 442 00:27:34,628 --> 00:27:35,693 Sally's gone! 443 00:27:35,762 --> 00:27:38,329 Gone? Where? What do you mean? 444 00:27:38,398 --> 00:27:40,865 I don't know. She isn't around anywhere! 445 00:27:40,934 --> 00:27:43,435 Has anyone seen Henry? 446 00:27:43,503 --> 00:27:46,269 Here's a note I found on the post! 447 00:27:46,338 --> 00:27:50,374 "Dear Father. Don't be angry with me. 448 00:27:50,442 --> 00:27:52,977 "I just can't marry Bob Wells. 449 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:56,746 "I love another, and don't look for me, 450 00:27:56,815 --> 00:28:01,117 "because when you receive this, we will be far away." 451 00:28:01,186 --> 00:28:05,389 "I have eloped with Henry Williams." 452 00:28:05,457 --> 00:28:07,806 Henry Williams! 453 00:28:09,893 --> 00:28:14,897 Well, if she loves him, I hope she's happy, wherever she is. 454 00:28:14,966 --> 00:28:17,099 And I wish them luck! 455 00:28:17,168 --> 00:28:18,233 Luck! 456 00:28:18,301 --> 00:28:20,267 I'll wish them luck! 457 00:28:20,335 --> 00:28:22,615 When I catch him, I'll hang him to the highest tree I can find! 458 00:28:22,639 --> 00:28:25,473 Has anyone... Sheriff, have you seen Henry? 459 00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:27,909 No, but when I do, you'll never see him again! 460 00:28:27,977 --> 00:28:30,476 Oh, Sheriff, you've got Henry all wrong. 461 00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:32,696 Why, he's the sweetest, most harmless little fellow 462 00:28:32,764 --> 00:28:34,297 in the whole world! 463 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:35,765 Say, what did he do? 464 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,533 He eloped with Sally Morgan! 465 00:28:37,602 --> 00:28:40,469 The son of a hypochondriac. I'll kill him! 466 00:28:40,538 --> 00:28:45,023 Boys, come here. Jim, Jack, Joe, Tex, Slim. 467 00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:47,104 You know what we do with a critter who steals a horse? 468 00:28:47,128 --> 00:28:48,160 Yes. 469 00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:50,196 Well, this one just stole my woman. 470 00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:53,665 Get into your saddles, because we're gonna ride him down, boys, 471 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,135 and then we're gonna hang him up. 472 00:28:56,203 --> 00:29:00,538 Don't let a white man get by you! Come on! 473 00:29:28,332 --> 00:29:32,200 Henry! Henry! 474 00:29:32,269 --> 00:29:34,120 Henry, where are you? 475 00:29:34,188 --> 00:29:35,988 Here I am! 476 00:29:36,057 --> 00:29:41,025 I've been asleep. Why don't you start the car? 477 00:29:41,094 --> 00:29:42,960 That's a good idea. 478 00:29:43,028 --> 00:29:45,529 That's what I've been trying to do for the last half an hour. 479 00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:47,097 Have you got gas? 480 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:49,900 Have I got... The way I suffer? 481 00:29:49,968 --> 00:29:51,869 Have I got gas? 482 00:29:51,937 --> 00:29:53,119 No, no. 483 00:29:53,188 --> 00:29:54,755 I mean, have you got gasoline? 484 00:29:54,823 --> 00:29:57,790 Of course I have gasoline. 485 00:29:57,860 --> 00:30:01,392 How do you think we came here, with ketchup? 486 00:30:01,461 --> 00:30:04,529 This shows that I have gasoline, here. 487 00:30:04,599 --> 00:30:08,066 Oh, for the... Not a drop. 488 00:30:09,871 --> 00:30:11,334 I'm not well. 489 00:30:15,742 --> 00:30:17,841 I thought you'd be the man to help me. 490 00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:19,945 I thought you'd be the man to save me. 491 00:30:20,013 --> 00:30:22,745 And you didn't even know enough to fill your gas tank! 492 00:30:22,814 --> 00:30:24,848 Oh, for the love of... What's the matter? 493 00:30:24,917 --> 00:30:28,217 I haven't any more circulation than a herring. 494 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,821 Here you are, bawling me out, and my temperature drops to normal! 495 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,759 If you keep me out in these mountains all night, 496 00:30:36,828 --> 00:30:38,861 you won't have to worry about your health, 497 00:30:38,929 --> 00:30:41,563 because Bob Wells will kill you! 498 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:44,699 What do you mean? I do him a favor, and he'll kill me? 499 00:30:44,769 --> 00:30:46,935 I take you to the sheriff so he can marry you, 500 00:30:47,002 --> 00:30:49,671 and he's gonna shoot me because I run out of gasoline! 501 00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:53,442 Henry, you might as well know the truth. 502 00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:55,976 You're not taking me to the sheriff. 503 00:30:56,046 --> 00:30:57,761 You're taking me away from him! 504 00:30:57,829 --> 00:30:59,129 I'm... 505 00:31:00,532 --> 00:31:02,799 Oh, I see. You just left out the details. 506 00:31:02,868 --> 00:31:06,002 And I left a note saying that I had eloped with you. 507 00:31:06,071 --> 00:31:07,270 You did what? 508 00:31:07,338 --> 00:31:10,006 Sally Morgan, I'm going to tear you limb from limb. 509 00:31:10,075 --> 00:31:13,709 Henry, I did it because I thought you'd help me. 510 00:31:13,778 --> 00:31:15,211 I thought you were brave. 511 00:31:17,065 --> 00:31:19,698 I'm not brave. I can't even help myself. 512 00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:23,652 Sally Morgan, I came out here to die. 513 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,136 Then it's all right, 514 00:31:25,204 --> 00:31:27,556 because if Bob Wells catches us, you'll get your wish. 515 00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,190 But I don't want to die from Bob Wells! 516 00:31:29,259 --> 00:31:30,402 I want to die from my sicknesses. 517 00:31:30,426 --> 00:31:32,559 That's what I want to die from. 518 00:31:32,627 --> 00:31:34,428 I want to die in bed, 519 00:31:34,497 --> 00:31:35,937 and I want to have doctors and nurses 520 00:31:35,965 --> 00:31:37,331 and flowers and a little fruit. 521 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,665 That's what I want. 522 00:31:41,071 --> 00:31:42,201 Oh, for heaven's... 523 00:31:42,269 --> 00:31:44,536 See, you've got me nervous and jumpy. 524 00:31:44,605 --> 00:31:46,150 What am I going to do if the sheriff comes? 525 00:31:46,174 --> 00:31:47,472 Take this! Put it away! 526 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:50,110 I can't stand the sight of a gun. I hate guns! Put it away. 527 00:31:50,179 --> 00:31:52,012 I don't like guns. 528 00:31:52,081 --> 00:31:55,413 Even when somebody says "son of a gun," I almost faint. 529 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:57,515 Sally Morgan, 530 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,383 I'm going to take you back to the sheriff. 531 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:02,588 Rather than go back to him, I'll marry you. 532 00:32:02,657 --> 00:32:04,422 Two proposals in one day. 533 00:32:04,492 --> 00:32:06,224 It's that tonic. It's that tonic! 534 00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,958 Henry, I mean it. 535 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,093 Why don't you marry me and take me east? 536 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:11,428 It's impossible. 537 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:12,731 You know, 538 00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:16,300 we wouldn't really have to be man and wife. 539 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,869 Secretly, we can be just good friends! 540 00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:21,304 Yeah, but I can't keep a secret. 541 00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:27,560 And furthermore, you know, people will talk. 542 00:32:27,628 --> 00:32:29,628 And you've always been a good girl. 543 00:32:29,696 --> 00:32:31,230 Don't you think I am still? 544 00:32:31,298 --> 00:32:32,298 Well, I do, but... 545 00:32:32,366 --> 00:32:33,464 But what? 546 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,635 When is a good girl not a good girl? 547 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:37,537 Nine times out of ten. 548 00:32:39,572 --> 00:32:42,072 Henry, you're only fooling. 549 00:32:42,142 --> 00:32:45,275 You've never really been in love. 550 00:32:45,345 --> 00:32:47,244 I haven't? 551 00:32:47,312 --> 00:32:49,213 Listen, Sally. 552 00:32:49,281 --> 00:32:52,315 ♪ Love came to me in the springtime 553 00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:55,920 ♪ Just like the blossoms, I fell 554 00:32:55,988 --> 00:32:59,557 ♪ I thought that June would be ring time 555 00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:04,160 ♪ Which proves that you never can tell 556 00:33:05,696 --> 00:33:10,165 ♪ I used to call her pet names 557 00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:13,535 ♪ Tell her she was divine 558 00:33:13,604 --> 00:33:18,306 ♪ But she turned out to be the girlfriend 559 00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:23,560 ♪ Of a boy friend of mine 560 00:33:23,630 --> 00:33:28,032 ♪ I used to take her places 561 00:33:28,101 --> 00:33:31,701 ♪ She loved to dance and dine 562 00:33:31,769 --> 00:33:36,339 ♪ But she turned out to be the new friend 563 00:33:36,408 --> 00:33:41,910 ♪ Of an old friend of mine 564 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:46,016 ♪ I found that love was just a joke 565 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:50,752 ♪ I learned what a broken heart meant 566 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:55,224 ♪ I even started out to get 567 00:33:55,292 --> 00:34:00,128 ♪ A kitchenette apartment 568 00:34:00,196 --> 00:34:03,348 ♪ She thrilled me with her glances 569 00:34:05,150 --> 00:34:08,752 ♪ Her kisses were just like wine 570 00:34:08,821 --> 00:34:13,457 ♪ But she turned out to be the close friend 571 00:34:13,524 --> 00:34:19,178 ♪ Of a Scotch friend of mine 572 00:34:19,247 --> 00:34:23,782 ♪ I thought that we'd be married 573 00:34:23,851 --> 00:34:27,386 ♪ Sign on the dotted line 574 00:34:27,454 --> 00:34:32,125 ♪ But she turned out to be the girlfriend 575 00:34:32,192 --> 00:34:36,528 ♪ Of a boy friend of mine 576 00:34:36,595 --> 00:34:38,395 Listen, Sally, 577 00:34:38,464 --> 00:34:42,801 each time I try to phone her, what do I get? 578 00:34:42,868 --> 00:34:46,036 ♪ Just a busy line 579 00:34:46,105 --> 00:34:50,907 ♪ 'Cause she turned out to be the soul mate 580 00:34:50,976 --> 00:34:56,245 ♪ Of a cellmate of mine 581 00:34:56,314 --> 00:35:01,383 ♪ Life to me once was one big thrill 582 00:35:01,451 --> 00:35:05,287 ♪ Nobody could be prouder 583 00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:09,590 ♪ Now life is just a bitter pill 584 00:35:09,659 --> 00:35:15,731 ♪ A capsule and a powder 585 00:35:15,798 --> 00:35:19,899 ♪ Why am I pale and nervous? 586 00:35:19,969 --> 00:35:23,169 ♪ Why do I weep and pine? 587 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:28,174 ♪ 'Cause she turned out to be the real friend 588 00:35:28,243 --> 00:35:35,215 ♪ Of a heel friend of mine ♪ 589 00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:46,241 Oh, I'm so tired! 590 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:49,493 Henry, let's lie down and go to sleep. 591 00:35:51,598 --> 00:35:54,164 I wouldn't sleep. 592 00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:57,068 Sally, you lie down and go to sleep. 593 00:35:57,137 --> 00:35:58,970 Let me stay here and fix the car, 594 00:35:59,037 --> 00:36:01,338 borrow some gasoline, and maybe we'll be on our way. 595 00:36:01,407 --> 00:36:02,407 See, Sally? 596 00:36:03,525 --> 00:36:04,690 Go on. 597 00:36:07,261 --> 00:36:08,927 Right to sleepy. 598 00:36:24,111 --> 00:36:25,710 Good night, Sally. 599 00:36:25,779 --> 00:36:27,344 Good night, Henry. 600 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,780 Do you want to go right to sleep? 601 00:36:31,835 --> 00:36:33,067 Yes. 602 00:36:42,928 --> 00:36:44,993 And the mama skunk was walking along 603 00:36:45,062 --> 00:36:47,430 with the four little baby skunks. 604 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:50,164 And one of the baby skunks said to the mama skunk, 605 00:36:50,235 --> 00:36:54,869 "Oh, Mama. Look, here comes a great big bear." 606 00:36:54,938 --> 00:36:59,342 And the mama skunk says, "Children, let us pray. Let us pray." 607 00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:13,387 What are you doing? 608 00:37:28,652 --> 00:37:31,353 Hello! Say, look out there! Let us pass! 609 00:37:35,559 --> 00:37:37,843 Don't block the road, please! 610 00:37:37,912 --> 00:37:40,396 What is it? What has happened? 611 00:37:40,463 --> 00:37:42,264 Oh, look, it's a big Lincoln. 612 00:37:45,134 --> 00:37:46,884 Say, can we have some gasoline? 613 00:37:46,953 --> 00:37:48,853 Hey, you. Get out of the way. 614 00:37:48,922 --> 00:37:52,188 I can't stand this. I'm a very nervous man. 615 00:37:52,257 --> 00:37:54,290 He's a nervous man. 616 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,126 All we need is two gallons of gasoline. 617 00:37:57,195 --> 00:37:58,861 We haven't any gas to give away! 618 00:37:58,930 --> 00:38:00,229 If you had any sense, 619 00:38:00,298 --> 00:38:01,993 you'd carry an extra can in country like this! 620 00:38:02,017 --> 00:38:03,734 Do you? Why, of course we do. 621 00:38:03,801 --> 00:38:05,968 You do and you refuse to help. Shame on you! 622 00:38:06,037 --> 00:38:07,671 Never mind, clear out of the way. 623 00:38:07,738 --> 00:38:09,404 I say, my man, that's a good old thing. 624 00:38:09,474 --> 00:38:12,007 Chase that bug off the road. 625 00:38:12,076 --> 00:38:15,811 The bug. Chase the bug... 626 00:38:19,682 --> 00:38:25,803 How do you like that? "Chase the bug off the road." 627 00:38:25,872 --> 00:38:27,049 Of course, you can't be expected to know 628 00:38:27,073 --> 00:38:28,183 the nervous condition that I am in. 629 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:30,606 Stop that. Stop that! 630 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,376 Hey, you going to get out of our way, 631 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,655 or do I chase that flivver up the mountain? 632 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:34,822 Didn't I tell you I need gasoline? 633 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:37,581 Will you go and get out of the way... 634 00:38:44,087 --> 00:38:45,431 Would you stop it? I'm telling you. 635 00:38:45,455 --> 00:38:46,732 Stop. Give me something, give me... 636 00:38:46,756 --> 00:38:48,085 Here. What are you giving me? What is it? 637 00:38:48,109 --> 00:38:49,207 Don't shoot! 638 00:38:49,276 --> 00:38:51,426 Get up, up, up, up. Not you, you fool! 639 00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:55,597 And no funny movements, either. 640 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,632 Say, you can't shoot a man like me! 641 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,800 Shall I try? 642 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,936 No. No. Get out of the car, everybody. 643 00:39:01,003 --> 00:39:02,070 Line up front, come on. 644 00:39:02,137 --> 00:39:03,450 We'll let you have a couple of gallons. 645 00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:05,873 Yes. You'll let me have anything that I want. 646 00:39:05,942 --> 00:39:07,574 Father, he doesn't know who you are! 647 00:39:07,643 --> 00:39:09,477 Who cares? What's that? 648 00:39:09,545 --> 00:39:10,611 Driver! Yes, sir! 649 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:12,212 Get a can of gasoline. Yes, sir. 650 00:39:12,281 --> 00:39:14,013 Follow me! Yes, sir. 651 00:39:19,688 --> 00:39:21,521 Now, then, pour the gasoline in my tank! 652 00:39:21,590 --> 00:39:23,539 Yes, sir. 653 00:39:23,608 --> 00:39:26,376 Don't forget, my partner up there is looking at you with a gun. 654 00:39:26,443 --> 00:39:28,153 If you do anything funny, he'll fill you full of lead. 655 00:39:28,177 --> 00:39:29,411 Yes, sir. 656 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,879 And, you, take this gun. 657 00:39:30,947 --> 00:39:33,598 If this fellow bats an eye, you shoot, and shoot to kill. 658 00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:35,701 What's that, Morris? 659 00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:38,602 I'll tell them. Never mind, I'll tell them. 660 00:39:41,557 --> 00:39:43,557 My partner up there said that somebody here 661 00:39:43,626 --> 00:39:45,069 wasn't holding up their hands high enough. 662 00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:46,426 What partner? 663 00:39:46,495 --> 00:39:47,638 My partner, he's up there. You want to hear him? 664 00:39:47,662 --> 00:39:49,363 Yes. You up there, Morris? 665 00:39:49,432 --> 00:39:50,362 "You bet I am." Shall I get him? 666 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:51,471 "All right." See you later. 667 00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:52,715 "All right." Goodbye. "Bye." 668 00:39:52,784 --> 00:39:54,516 Good night. Oh, help! 669 00:39:54,585 --> 00:39:56,030 Help! Help! What was that? Who did it? 670 00:39:56,054 --> 00:39:57,186 Help! Help! 671 00:39:57,255 --> 00:39:58,654 Take care of yourself. 672 00:39:58,724 --> 00:40:00,357 What's the matter? Were you scared? 673 00:40:00,424 --> 00:40:02,057 - Pick up that can. - Yes, sir. 674 00:40:02,124 --> 00:40:03,325 Get over here. Yes, sir. 675 00:40:03,394 --> 00:40:04,827 Get over here with that! Yes, sir. 676 00:40:04,894 --> 00:40:06,528 You've got the better of us now, 677 00:40:06,597 --> 00:40:09,432 but in an hour, I'll have the sheriff of this county on your trail. 678 00:40:09,499 --> 00:40:11,011 You'll have who? The sheriff of this county! 679 00:40:11,035 --> 00:40:12,874 What do I care? He's under an obligation to me. 680 00:40:12,902 --> 00:40:14,814 You think I'm afraid of a sheriff? And you bet he'll get you. 681 00:40:14,838 --> 00:40:16,771 He's a regular man-hunter, that fellow Bob Wells. 682 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,922 Bob Wells! 683 00:40:23,130 --> 00:40:24,861 Here. Here. 684 00:40:24,930 --> 00:40:26,930 Give me the gun, all of you. 685 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,000 Thought I dropped the gun, did you? 686 00:40:31,486 --> 00:40:32,797 Each one of you four, get around to the tires. 687 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,488 Yes, sir. Unscrew the valves, 688 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,854 put in the small end and leak the air out. 689 00:40:36,923 --> 00:40:38,923 When I say, "One, two," take her out. 690 00:40:40,094 --> 00:40:42,427 Now, get around in front of my car! 691 00:40:42,496 --> 00:40:43,774 I'll be hanged if I do! Turn around, 692 00:40:43,798 --> 00:40:45,341 or I'll shoot you right through the heart. 693 00:40:45,365 --> 00:40:47,464 Go ahead. Get around there. Get around there. 694 00:40:47,533 --> 00:40:51,335 Now, old man. I've got a surprise for you! 695 00:40:51,404 --> 00:40:54,239 What is it? What? Crank my flivver! 696 00:40:54,306 --> 00:40:55,573 Me, crank a flivver? 697 00:40:55,641 --> 00:40:56,908 Go on, you old crank. 698 00:40:56,975 --> 00:40:57,975 I'm a sick man! 699 00:40:58,110 --> 00:40:59,342 You're sick? 700 00:40:59,410 --> 00:41:00,843 I'd love to show you my operation! 701 00:41:00,912 --> 00:41:02,394 Would you... Go ahead, crank it. 702 00:41:02,396 --> 00:41:04,965 Go on. Get around there, crank it. Crank it. Come on. 703 00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:26,050 Boy, that's terrible. 704 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,053 Well, I told you. I ain't no cook. 705 00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:31,222 Say, why don't you try it? 706 00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:33,824 Oh, there's nothing female about me, Mort. 707 00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:35,842 Now, listen. I'm in a fine fix. 708 00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:39,580 The boss is expected here today, and last night the cook lights out on me. 709 00:41:39,648 --> 00:41:43,633 And if I don't find a new cook, I'll have to find a new job. 710 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:54,443 Get out, get out, Sally. Get out, Sally Morgan. 711 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,010 What's the matter? 712 00:41:57,447 --> 00:41:59,414 I smell cooking. 713 00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:01,616 I hope we can get something to eat here. 714 00:42:01,684 --> 00:42:03,751 I'm starved. You're starved. 715 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:05,786 I want to tell you something, Sally Morgan. 716 00:42:05,855 --> 00:42:08,622 I've had a piece of toast, two pieces of asparagus, 717 00:42:08,691 --> 00:42:11,459 and a bottle of Bromo-Seltzer since Easter Sunday. 718 00:42:11,528 --> 00:42:12,676 Would you believe that? 719 00:42:12,761 --> 00:42:15,562 Henry, you'd better take those glasses off! 720 00:42:15,631 --> 00:42:17,397 Why, don't be silly. I can't. Why not? 721 00:42:17,465 --> 00:42:18,965 With my eyes? 722 00:42:19,034 --> 00:42:20,312 Even when I go to sleep at night, 723 00:42:20,336 --> 00:42:21,568 I've got to keep my glasses on. 724 00:42:21,635 --> 00:42:23,436 What for? So I can recognize the people 725 00:42:23,505 --> 00:42:25,088 I dream about. Silly. 726 00:42:25,157 --> 00:42:27,690 Henry, please take the glasses off! 727 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,459 Oh, all right. 728 00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:31,828 And whatever you do, don't use our right name! 729 00:42:31,895 --> 00:42:33,361 Well, of course not. Come in with me. 730 00:42:33,431 --> 00:42:34,763 I'll get you something to eat. 731 00:42:34,832 --> 00:42:36,031 Hello! Hello! 732 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:37,265 Hello. Hello. 733 00:42:37,334 --> 00:42:39,785 Oh, look, it's the new zeppelin! 734 00:42:39,853 --> 00:42:41,129 Say, I'm nervous, and we're very hungry. 735 00:42:41,153 --> 00:42:42,513 We'd like to have something to eat. 736 00:42:42,555 --> 00:42:44,456 Oh, you would? Yes, personally, 737 00:42:44,525 --> 00:42:46,157 I'd like some hot water and prunes, 738 00:42:46,226 --> 00:42:47,526 bananas and cream, corn flakes, 739 00:42:47,593 --> 00:42:49,159 and boiled eggs, two minutes. 740 00:42:49,229 --> 00:42:50,640 If they're two and a half minutes, I can't eat it, 741 00:42:50,664 --> 00:42:52,462 because the acidity presses against my heart, 742 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:55,098 and I've got to take six Bell-Ans in hot water. 743 00:42:55,167 --> 00:42:56,966 Say, who are you? What's your name? 744 00:42:57,036 --> 00:42:59,236 Henry. Henry what? 745 00:42:59,304 --> 00:43:00,971 Ford. Well, Mr. Ford. 746 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,972 I've heard of you some place before. 747 00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:04,407 This is Mrs. Ford, of course! 748 00:43:04,475 --> 00:43:06,153 Of course. You see, we've just been married. 749 00:43:06,177 --> 00:43:08,077 She's one of those new Fords. 750 00:43:09,314 --> 00:43:11,947 Gosh. That's great! Hey! 751 00:43:12,015 --> 00:43:14,281 I'll be all right. Just let me take a nap. 752 00:43:14,351 --> 00:43:15,949 I feel good. I feel good. Go ahead. 753 00:43:16,018 --> 00:43:17,884 I bet you're a great cook, Mrs. Ford. 754 00:43:17,953 --> 00:43:20,005 Why, I've never cooked a thing in my life! 755 00:43:20,074 --> 00:43:21,273 Can you cook? Can I cook? 756 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:23,040 That's swell. 757 00:43:23,109 --> 00:43:24,820 You get the job. We need a cook, and you're it. 758 00:43:24,844 --> 00:43:27,109 But... Now, don't argue. Get to work. 759 00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,245 It's exactly 7:00. 760 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:29,979 7:00! 761 00:43:30,048 --> 00:43:32,326 I'm glad you... I've gotta take two pills. I've gotta take two pills. 762 00:43:32,350 --> 00:43:35,653 And at 8:00, I expect you to have breakfast ready. 763 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,686 Now, don't try to get away. 764 00:43:37,755 --> 00:43:39,855 Your flivver will be locked up in the garage, 765 00:43:39,924 --> 00:43:43,125 and I'm still pretty handy with a six-shooter. 766 00:43:43,195 --> 00:43:45,761 Look, mister, I can't stand anything heavy on my stomach. 767 00:43:45,829 --> 00:43:46,949 Would you mind taking that... 768 00:43:47,065 --> 00:43:48,408 Get it! Get it! Hey! Get it! Here, here! 769 00:43:48,432 --> 00:43:50,298 Here you are. Here you are. There you are. 770 00:43:50,366 --> 00:43:52,366 You'll have to cut out this fooling, both of you. 771 00:43:52,435 --> 00:43:53,669 And get to work. 772 00:43:53,736 --> 00:43:54,880 Now, here's a cook's hat and coat. 773 00:43:54,904 --> 00:43:56,136 Yes, sir. Missus. 774 00:43:56,205 --> 00:43:58,957 You set the table in the patio, out yonder. 775 00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:02,760 Say, what... What are you gonna cook? 776 00:44:02,829 --> 00:44:05,980 Well, I don't know. For instance, tell me, what would you like? 777 00:44:06,048 --> 00:44:08,681 Well, a waffle would hit me all right. 778 00:44:08,751 --> 00:44:10,195 All right, I'll hit you with a waffle. 779 00:44:10,219 --> 00:44:11,261 I don't mind what I hit you with. 780 00:44:12,553 --> 00:44:14,821 Oh, my nerves. What a place! What a mess! 781 00:44:14,890 --> 00:44:16,989 Yes, and the worst part of it is, 782 00:44:17,058 --> 00:44:18,759 we've committed highway robbery. 783 00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:20,259 We could go to prison for that! 784 00:44:20,328 --> 00:44:22,205 Prison. Have they got doctors in prison? Why, yes. 785 00:44:22,229 --> 00:44:23,963 I'll be all right. I'll get along. 786 00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:25,242 I'll be all right. But they'll give you 20 years. 787 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:27,166 Twenty years... 788 00:44:27,235 --> 00:44:28,235 What are you laughing at? 789 00:44:28,302 --> 00:44:29,668 Why, the joke's on them. Why? 790 00:44:29,737 --> 00:44:32,903 I can't live but six months. 791 00:44:33,806 --> 00:44:36,172 Oh, golly. 792 00:44:36,243 --> 00:44:39,243 You know, I never made a waffle in my life. 793 00:44:39,312 --> 00:44:40,895 I wouldn't know how to... 794 00:44:42,399 --> 00:44:44,531 Have you got a larger bowl? 795 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:58,844 ♪ I'm making waffles 796 00:45:07,888 --> 00:45:09,687 ♪ I'm making waffles 797 00:45:31,843 --> 00:45:34,510 ♪ I'm making waffles 798 00:45:42,418 --> 00:45:48,489 What is this? E-P-S-O-M. Epsom, Epsom, Epsom... 799 00:45:57,533 --> 00:46:00,067 ♪ I'm making waffles ♪ 800 00:46:10,978 --> 00:46:13,313 "$500 reward..." 801 00:46:18,502 --> 00:46:20,736 Hey, who are you? 802 00:46:20,803 --> 00:46:22,004 Me work here. Me Greek. 803 00:46:22,073 --> 00:46:23,172 You put that sign upstairs. 804 00:46:23,241 --> 00:46:25,073 Yeah, and I'm hungry to get that guy. 805 00:46:25,141 --> 00:46:26,408 You hungry? I fix you up. 806 00:46:26,477 --> 00:46:28,586 One roast beef, one buttered toast, one strawberry pie, 807 00:46:28,610 --> 00:46:30,455 one cups coffee... Hey, I don't want that stuff! 808 00:46:30,479 --> 00:46:32,979 You want something else. One fried egg, sunny-side up. 809 00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:34,749 ♪ Turn on the heat, turn on the heat ♪ 810 00:46:34,816 --> 00:46:36,111 Hey, you're no Greek. Now, who are you? 811 00:46:36,135 --> 00:46:37,351 What do you care? 812 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:38,498 I'm asking you, who are you? 813 00:46:38,554 --> 00:46:39,819 Don't ask so many questions. 814 00:46:39,888 --> 00:46:40,654 You remind me of my nurse when you... 815 00:46:40,723 --> 00:46:42,221 Oh, have you a nurse? 816 00:46:42,290 --> 00:46:44,357 I did have, but I got rid of the pest. 817 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:45,592 She was a pest, huh? 818 00:46:45,661 --> 00:46:46,804 She was. She was worse than a pest. 819 00:46:46,828 --> 00:46:48,245 She was a seven-minute boiled egg. 820 00:46:48,313 --> 00:46:49,945 She was a blonde weasel. 821 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:51,591 She was a phooey. That's what she was, that woman. 822 00:46:51,615 --> 00:46:53,259 Hey, you're not fooling me. I know you're Henry Williams. 823 00:46:53,283 --> 00:46:54,895 Henry... Who the... What the... How the... 824 00:46:54,919 --> 00:46:56,169 I did not. I did not. 825 00:46:56,236 --> 00:46:57,370 Now, where's Sally Morgan? 826 00:46:57,439 --> 00:46:58,803 Why, how do I know what Sally... 827 00:46:58,872 --> 00:47:00,638 Isn't she here? Why, no, honestly. No! 828 00:47:00,707 --> 00:47:02,907 But you love her, don't you? 829 00:47:02,976 --> 00:47:04,424 No, no, no. 830 00:47:04,427 --> 00:47:06,277 I could kiss you for that. 831 00:47:06,346 --> 00:47:08,108 Why do you want to kiss me? What kind of a cowboy are you? 832 00:47:08,132 --> 00:47:09,797 Henry, look, don't you know me? 833 00:47:09,866 --> 00:47:10,998 Miss Custer. 834 00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:12,499 So, I'm a blonde weasel, huh? 835 00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:13,667 Say... A phooey. 836 00:47:13,736 --> 00:47:15,135 I knew you all the time. Oh, yeah. 837 00:47:15,203 --> 00:47:16,631 You didn't fool me. You knew me, huh? 838 00:47:16,655 --> 00:47:18,199 Pick up your hat, go ahead. Go ahead, pick it up. Pick it up. 839 00:47:18,223 --> 00:47:19,789 Listen, Henry. Listen to me. 840 00:47:19,859 --> 00:47:22,593 Do you know that the cowboys and the sheriff are on your trail? 841 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:23,893 Sure. They're all on my trail. 842 00:47:23,962 --> 00:47:25,689 Will you do me a favor, Miss Custer? Why, sure. 843 00:47:25,713 --> 00:47:27,224 Go and tell them that everything is all right. 844 00:47:27,248 --> 00:47:28,793 Will you, please? Will you go and tell them? 845 00:47:28,817 --> 00:47:30,628 Oh, Henry, did I ever refuse to do anything for you? 846 00:47:30,652 --> 00:47:32,095 No, you haven't. But this is the one time when 847 00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:33,331 I need you more... You know what I'm like, Henry. 848 00:47:33,355 --> 00:47:34,997 If I didn't need you... For three long years, 849 00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:36,399 I've watched over you like a little baby. When I say... 850 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:39,774 Henry, stop that and listen to me. 851 00:47:39,843 --> 00:47:42,359 Don't you know anything at all? Everybody's after you. 852 00:47:42,428 --> 00:47:43,562 Sure. Yes! 853 00:47:43,629 --> 00:47:45,363 But listen, if Sally isn't here with you, 854 00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:47,030 I'll protect you with my life. 855 00:47:47,099 --> 00:47:48,166 Yes, yes. 856 00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:50,034 But if she is here, heaven help you. 857 00:47:50,103 --> 00:47:51,686 You're such a darling, Miss Custer. 858 00:47:51,753 --> 00:47:52,898 You're always trying to help me. 859 00:47:52,922 --> 00:47:53,922 I love you, Henry. 860 00:47:53,990 --> 00:47:56,724 Well, I'll be. Say, what is this? 861 00:47:56,793 --> 00:47:59,324 Why, it's nothing. I'm getting a treatment. 862 00:47:59,393 --> 00:48:00,627 This is my nurse. Nurse? 863 00:48:00,696 --> 00:48:02,505 Well, you'll need a real nurse and a few doctors, too, 864 00:48:02,529 --> 00:48:04,064 if I don't get something to eat. 865 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:05,598 Where's them waffles? What waffles? 866 00:48:05,667 --> 00:48:07,161 Why, I'll sock you... Hey, just wait a minute. 867 00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:08,817 Don't you dare touch him. 868 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,519 Why, he's sick. He's delicate. 869 00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:12,153 Don't you lay a hand on him. 870 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:13,738 One blow might kill him. 871 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,856 Oh, Henry, dear. 872 00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:18,592 Go, get somebody, quick. 873 00:48:18,662 --> 00:48:20,095 He's fainted. Henry! 874 00:48:28,955 --> 00:48:31,921 Get the baggage upstairs. Chester, phone Sheriff Bob Wells 875 00:48:31,990 --> 00:48:33,523 to get here at once. Right-o. 876 00:48:33,524 --> 00:48:35,041 Oh, it's him! 877 00:48:37,211 --> 00:48:40,579 What... Oh, my nerves, my nerves. 878 00:48:40,649 --> 00:48:41,713 It's him, all right. 879 00:48:41,782 --> 00:48:43,214 You get back up there! 880 00:48:43,284 --> 00:48:46,384 Where? Where? Where am I? 881 00:48:46,453 --> 00:48:49,337 Mr. Underwood, welcome home to Bar M Ranch! 882 00:48:49,406 --> 00:48:51,473 Welcome? This is a fine welcome! 883 00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:54,609 Held up, insulted, I haven't had anything to eat. 884 00:48:54,678 --> 00:48:56,044 My nerves are all shattered. 885 00:48:56,111 --> 00:48:57,410 Get me some breakfast. 886 00:48:57,479 --> 00:48:59,345 Yes, sir, there's the cook, right there, sir. 887 00:48:59,414 --> 00:49:01,533 Would you care to have some nice waffles? 888 00:49:01,602 --> 00:49:03,167 No, no, no. 889 00:49:03,236 --> 00:49:06,068 I'm a very nervous man, and I need plenty of nourishment. 890 00:49:06,137 --> 00:49:08,637 Get me some buckwheat cakes, fried chicken, fried potatoes, 891 00:49:08,706 --> 00:49:11,574 beans, corn, pudding, salad, and a nice cup of coffee. 892 00:49:11,643 --> 00:49:15,179 What? No cereal? 893 00:49:15,246 --> 00:49:17,745 Say, where have I seen you before? 894 00:49:17,816 --> 00:49:19,732 Why, in some hospital. 895 00:49:19,801 --> 00:49:21,549 You've been in a hospital? All of them. 896 00:49:21,618 --> 00:49:22,696 What's the matter with you? Oh, nothing. 897 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,919 Just let me take a nap. I'm all right. 898 00:49:24,988 --> 00:49:26,589 I feel good, now. I feel good. 899 00:49:26,658 --> 00:49:28,606 But I do have trouble with my stomach. 900 00:49:28,675 --> 00:49:31,809 Every night for 19 years, I've had to take bicarbonate of soda. 901 00:49:31,878 --> 00:49:33,277 That's nothing. 902 00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:35,246 I've had stomach trouble all my life. No? 903 00:49:35,315 --> 00:49:36,408 Look at the coat on my tongue. 904 00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:39,333 Yeah, look at the pants on mine. 905 00:49:39,402 --> 00:49:41,768 Say, I've had pneumonia four times. 906 00:49:41,837 --> 00:49:44,272 Ha! I'm even with you. I've had double pneumonia twice. 907 00:49:44,339 --> 00:49:46,339 Sit down. Pull up a chair. 908 00:49:48,710 --> 00:49:51,827 My boy, did you ever have the hives? 909 00:49:51,896 --> 00:49:53,496 The hives? 910 00:49:53,563 --> 00:49:56,499 I've had the itch and a broken arm at the same time. 911 00:49:58,536 --> 00:50:02,737 For a sinus operation, I was under ether one hour and 45 minutes! 912 00:50:02,806 --> 00:50:04,406 An hour and 45 minutes? Yes. 913 00:50:04,473 --> 00:50:06,274 And you think you were under ether? Yes. 914 00:50:06,342 --> 00:50:08,576 Mister, they gave you vanilla. 915 00:50:08,645 --> 00:50:09,978 I'm going to tell you something. 916 00:50:10,047 --> 00:50:12,547 I had an operation of water on the knee. 917 00:50:12,616 --> 00:50:15,282 Look at this bump I got from an operation of water on the knee. 918 00:50:15,351 --> 00:50:16,416 See this bump here? 919 00:50:16,485 --> 00:50:17,696 From an operation of water on the knee? 920 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:19,952 Yes, sir, they ran out of ether. 921 00:50:20,021 --> 00:50:23,390 See the bump here? See it? 922 00:50:23,459 --> 00:50:25,759 Are you going to have any more operations? 923 00:50:25,826 --> 00:50:27,560 What do you think the doctor said? What? 924 00:50:27,629 --> 00:50:30,697 Doctor said if I have one more operation, he's gonna put in a zipper. 925 00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:32,464 A zipper, like that. 926 00:50:37,838 --> 00:50:40,939 I got a scar, six inches long, from appendicitis operation. 927 00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:42,801 Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm gonna show you a scar. 928 00:50:42,825 --> 00:50:44,225 You think you've got a scar? 929 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:46,845 I'm gonna show you something, my dear man, that will amaze you. 930 00:50:46,914 --> 00:50:49,963 Here is really a scar from an operation. You see that? 931 00:50:49,965 --> 00:50:51,165 Now, look down here, see that? 932 00:50:51,233 --> 00:50:52,900 All the way down to the leg? 933 00:50:52,969 --> 00:50:54,668 You see it? Let me take a look at yours. 934 00:50:54,737 --> 00:50:56,737 Listen, I'm ready to prove to you. 935 00:50:56,806 --> 00:50:58,271 Here, does this show? 936 00:50:58,340 --> 00:50:59,540 Wait a minute, see that? 937 00:50:59,607 --> 00:51:00,868 Now, wait a minute, I wanna show you. 938 00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,126 See this? 51, is that good? 939 00:51:02,194 --> 00:51:03,761 Yes, but, my boy, look at this one. 940 00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:05,928 Come down here. Just let me show you an operation. 941 00:51:05,997 --> 00:51:08,999 You see that, can you see how far down that operation goes? 942 00:51:09,068 --> 00:51:10,600 Now, can you see it? 943 00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:13,268 Say, now, let me see. Let me see your operation. 944 00:51:13,336 --> 00:51:14,887 For goodness... Oh, for heaven's... 945 00:51:14,956 --> 00:51:17,356 I don't even think you had an operation! 946 00:51:17,425 --> 00:51:21,159 Can you see it now? See what I mean? There you are. 947 00:51:26,649 --> 00:51:29,334 Yes, sir, my boy, that is some operation. 948 00:51:29,401 --> 00:51:31,236 I'll say so. 949 00:51:31,303 --> 00:51:34,304 Tell me, what did your operation cost? 950 00:51:34,373 --> 00:51:35,639 $200. 951 00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:36,907 $200? 952 00:51:38,244 --> 00:51:40,795 That's nothing. Mine cost $2,400. 953 00:51:40,862 --> 00:51:41,961 How much? 954 00:51:42,030 --> 00:51:43,697 $2,400. 955 00:51:43,766 --> 00:51:46,665 Do you mind if I take one more little peek at it, like... 956 00:51:46,734 --> 00:51:49,502 Oh, well, no wonder! 957 00:51:49,571 --> 00:51:51,236 You've got hemstitching. 958 00:51:58,311 --> 00:52:00,945 Sally, the sheriff and his men are coming. 959 00:52:01,014 --> 00:52:02,814 I cut through the hills to beat them here. 960 00:52:02,883 --> 00:52:04,648 They're going to hang Henry Williams. No! 961 00:52:04,718 --> 00:52:07,119 Now, if you love him, go, and go quickly. 962 00:52:07,188 --> 00:52:10,071 But I don't love him. 963 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:13,473 Why did you elope with him? 964 00:52:13,542 --> 00:52:15,942 Because I couldn't marry Bob Wells. 965 00:52:16,011 --> 00:52:18,812 I don't love him. 966 00:52:18,881 --> 00:52:22,314 If you don't love Henry Williams, if you don't love Bob Wells, 967 00:52:22,383 --> 00:52:23,899 who do you love? 968 00:52:23,968 --> 00:52:26,102 Last night, when we were together, 969 00:52:26,169 --> 00:52:28,070 I knew I could never marry anyone else. 970 00:52:28,138 --> 00:52:29,238 Sally. 971 00:52:29,307 --> 00:52:31,572 Take me away with you into the mountains. 972 00:52:31,641 --> 00:52:32,940 I'll live the way of your people. 973 00:52:33,009 --> 00:52:35,576 I can't do that, Sally. You'd be an outcast! 974 00:52:35,645 --> 00:52:37,279 Oh, I don't care what they'd say. 975 00:52:37,346 --> 00:52:40,915 But don't you realize that if I let you make this sacrifice for me, 976 00:52:40,985 --> 00:52:43,216 I wouldn't be worthy of your love. 977 00:52:44,586 --> 00:52:47,720 It can't be, Sally. This is the end. 978 00:52:49,975 --> 00:52:51,325 Wanenis. 979 00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:04,136 The Epsom did it. 980 00:53:13,497 --> 00:53:15,796 ♪ I'm making waffles ♪ 981 00:53:19,353 --> 00:53:21,603 Hey, Mr. Underwood, the sheriff is coming. 982 00:53:21,670 --> 00:53:23,137 Sheriff Bob Wells is here! 983 00:53:23,206 --> 00:53:25,240 Who did you say? Sheriff Bob Wells. 984 00:53:25,307 --> 00:53:27,924 Bob Wells! Oh, for... 985 00:53:33,515 --> 00:53:36,366 Listen, fellas, we pack them here. 986 00:53:36,435 --> 00:53:38,168 You know the fella I'm after. 987 00:53:38,235 --> 00:53:39,534 Look over the ranch. 988 00:53:39,604 --> 00:53:41,171 Watch the roads. 989 00:53:41,238 --> 00:53:44,740 And don't let a white man get by you. You get me? 990 00:53:44,809 --> 00:53:46,726 Don't let a white man get by you. 991 00:53:56,486 --> 00:53:57,935 Sally Morgan? 992 00:53:58,004 --> 00:53:59,987 How dare you speak to me? 993 00:54:00,056 --> 00:54:01,988 What the... Don't you know me? 994 00:54:02,057 --> 00:54:03,457 Henry? 995 00:54:03,526 --> 00:54:04,858 Henry Williams? 996 00:54:04,928 --> 00:54:07,760 Well, of course... Well, who am I, Amos 'n Andy? 997 00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:10,030 Why, your disguise is perfect. 998 00:54:10,099 --> 00:54:11,176 How did you ever think of it? 999 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,199 You mean the black? 1000 00:54:12,266 --> 00:54:13,766 Yes. I didn't. 1001 00:54:13,835 --> 00:54:16,302 I got in the stove, and somebody else thought of it. 1002 00:54:18,906 --> 00:54:20,773 Sally Morgan? 1003 00:54:20,842 --> 00:54:23,275 You've been crying. Now, what's the trouble? 1004 00:54:23,344 --> 00:54:24,609 I wish I were dead. 1005 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:25,776 Don't say that. 1006 00:54:25,845 --> 00:54:27,312 I wish I'd never been born. 1007 00:54:27,381 --> 00:54:28,725 You could have said that first and saved yourself a wish. 1008 00:54:28,749 --> 00:54:30,749 You know that, don't you? 1009 00:54:30,818 --> 00:54:35,369 Henry, if you loved a person, and they were of Indian blood... 1010 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,572 I can't stand the sight of any blood. 1011 00:54:37,641 --> 00:54:39,318 We've no time to fool around. The sheriff is here. 1012 00:54:39,342 --> 00:54:40,474 And he's come to hang you. 1013 00:54:40,543 --> 00:54:41,608 Well, let's not hang around here. 1014 00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:43,693 Here. Who are you? 1015 00:54:43,695 --> 00:54:44,846 The waitress. 1016 00:54:44,913 --> 00:54:46,312 Who are you? The cook. 1017 00:54:46,381 --> 00:54:47,479 Where's my breakfast? 1018 00:54:47,549 --> 00:54:49,249 Your breakfast, ha! 1019 00:54:49,316 --> 00:54:51,228 I didn't eat myself yet. His breakfast... Come on, Sally. 1020 00:54:51,252 --> 00:54:54,687 Andy, what kind of a cook have you got? 1021 00:54:54,756 --> 00:54:57,457 Oh, Dad, I found the bandit's flivver... 1022 00:55:00,177 --> 00:55:01,911 What are you doing here? 1023 00:55:01,978 --> 00:55:03,679 Whose flivver is this? 1024 00:55:03,748 --> 00:55:06,447 I don't... No! 1025 00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,151 What's the matter with you? 1026 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:11,401 Are you crazy? 1027 00:55:11,471 --> 00:55:13,504 No! 1028 00:55:16,576 --> 00:55:17,893 Just as a precaution, 1029 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,061 I think I'd better have the sheriff arrest you, don't you? 1030 00:55:21,130 --> 00:55:22,396 Yes! 1031 00:55:22,463 --> 00:55:24,014 Sally, get into the flivver. 1032 00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:27,017 I'll be with you in a minute, and don't move until I get back! 1033 00:55:30,722 --> 00:55:32,754 There must have been a dozen bandits, 1034 00:55:32,824 --> 00:55:34,790 and every one looked like a killer to me! 1035 00:55:34,859 --> 00:55:39,011 Don't worry, Mr. Underwood, Sheriff Bob Wells always gets his man! 1036 00:55:42,817 --> 00:55:46,033 Hey, you. Come here! 1037 00:56:00,799 --> 00:56:02,299 Where you from? 1038 00:56:02,368 --> 00:56:03,600 We moved. 1039 00:56:03,668 --> 00:56:04,835 Yeah? 1040 00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:06,769 What's your name? 1041 00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:08,271 Rudy Vallee. 1042 00:56:09,573 --> 00:56:10,740 Who is this fella? 1043 00:56:10,809 --> 00:56:12,091 He works for me. 1044 00:56:12,093 --> 00:56:13,191 He's a cook. 1045 00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:15,810 Yes, sir, but I is a singing cook. 1046 00:56:15,879 --> 00:56:19,880 Yeah. Well, I got an idea maybe you ain't no cook at all. 1047 00:56:19,949 --> 00:56:21,916 Maybe you don't sing, either. 1048 00:56:21,985 --> 00:56:24,770 Go on, let's hear you. Now! 1049 00:56:24,838 --> 00:56:27,038 ♪ I'm so happy since the day 1050 00:56:27,107 --> 00:56:29,406 ♪ That I fell in love in a great big way 1051 00:56:29,475 --> 00:56:33,144 ♪ And a big surprise is someone loves me too 1052 00:56:34,263 --> 00:56:36,263 ♪ Guess it's hard for you to see 1053 00:56:36,332 --> 00:56:38,533 ♪ Just what anyone could see in me 1054 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:43,586 ♪ But it only goes to prove what love can do 1055 00:56:43,722 --> 00:56:45,922 ♪ My baby don't care for shows 1056 00:56:45,989 --> 00:56:48,273 ♪ My baby don't care for clothes 1057 00:56:48,342 --> 00:56:52,627 ♪ My baby just cares for me 1058 00:56:52,696 --> 00:56:57,249 ♪ My baby don't care for cars and races 1059 00:56:57,317 --> 00:57:01,787 ♪ My baby don't care for high-toned places 1060 00:57:01,855 --> 00:57:06,324 ♪ My baby don't care for rings or other expensive things 1061 00:57:06,392 --> 00:57:10,827 ♪ She's sensible as can be 1062 00:57:10,896 --> 00:57:15,348 ♪ My baby don't care who knows it 1063 00:57:15,484 --> 00:57:18,451 ♪ My baby just cares for me 1064 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:22,337 ♪ My baby's no Gilbert fan 1065 00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:24,640 ♪ Ronald Colman is not her man 1066 00:57:24,710 --> 00:57:29,244 ♪ My baby just cares for me 1067 00:57:29,313 --> 00:57:33,899 ♪ My baby don't care for Lawrence Tibbetts 1068 00:57:33,968 --> 00:57:38,485 ♪ She'd rather have me around to kibitz 1069 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:40,788 ♪ Bud Rogers is not her style 1070 00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:43,091 ♪ And even Chevalier's smile 1071 00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:47,728 ♪ Is something that she can't see 1072 00:57:47,796 --> 00:57:52,332 ♪ I wonder what's wrong with baby 1073 00:57:52,401 --> 00:57:56,937 ♪ My baby just cares for me, me, only me ♪ 1074 00:58:01,125 --> 00:58:04,594 Say, that was pretty good. 1075 00:58:04,661 --> 00:58:06,128 Sing us another chorus of that. 1076 00:58:06,197 --> 00:58:08,163 Yeah, sing us another. 1077 00:58:08,232 --> 00:58:09,364 You really want me to? 1078 00:58:09,433 --> 00:58:10,948 Yeah. 1079 00:58:11,017 --> 00:58:13,283 ♪ My baby don't care for shows 1080 00:58:13,352 --> 00:58:15,504 ♪ My baby don't care for clothes 1081 00:58:15,571 --> 00:58:18,106 ♪ My baby just cares for me ♪ 1082 00:58:18,174 --> 00:58:19,223 Help! Help! 1083 00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:20,691 What was that? 1084 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,637 Did you think there was a voice coming from the garage? 1085 00:58:22,661 --> 00:58:23,860 Yeah. 1086 00:58:23,929 --> 00:58:25,661 Why, that was me. Well, of course! 1087 00:58:25,730 --> 00:58:27,347 I throw my voice in different directions. 1088 00:58:27,416 --> 00:58:29,300 I'm a contortionist. Didn't you know it? 1089 00:58:29,369 --> 00:58:30,601 Listen to this... How are you? 1090 00:58:30,670 --> 00:58:31,818 "All right." 1091 00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:32,981 How do you feel? "Pretty good." 1092 00:58:33,005 --> 00:58:33,904 See you later. "All right." 1093 00:58:33,971 --> 00:58:34,971 Goodbye. "Goodbye." 1094 00:58:35,022 --> 00:58:36,723 You! 1095 00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:39,091 ♪ My baby don't care for shows 1096 00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,259 ♪ My baby don't care for clothes 1097 00:58:41,330 --> 00:58:43,763 ♪ My baby just cares for me ♪ 1098 00:58:43,832 --> 00:58:45,898 Help! Help! Help! 1099 00:58:48,702 --> 00:58:50,068 Hold that man. He slugged me. 1100 00:58:50,137 --> 00:58:51,414 The bandit's flivver's in the garage. 1101 00:58:51,438 --> 00:58:54,289 They must be on this ranch. 1102 00:58:54,358 --> 00:58:56,168 Was there anyone missing on this place last night? 1103 00:58:56,192 --> 00:58:58,993 Only Mort and Andy. They went into town. 1104 00:58:59,062 --> 00:59:00,706 Take them into the kitchen, and I'll question them. 1105 00:59:00,730 --> 00:59:01,962 Well! 1106 00:59:02,031 --> 00:59:04,815 And you, too. 1107 00:59:04,884 --> 00:59:06,145 I know, but listen, Sheriff... Get in there. 1108 00:59:06,169 --> 00:59:07,434 I didn't do anything. 1109 00:59:07,501 --> 00:59:09,168 Don't tell me that. I know different. 1110 00:59:09,238 --> 00:59:10,336 Yeah, what about it? 1111 00:59:10,405 --> 00:59:12,072 Search those guys. 1112 00:59:16,028 --> 00:59:17,293 I'm ticklish! 1113 00:59:17,362 --> 00:59:18,527 Let me do it to you, Sheriff! 1114 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:21,063 Why, I'll smash you one... 1115 00:59:21,132 --> 00:59:23,165 Line up some chairs here. 1116 00:59:23,234 --> 00:59:25,201 I want to question them. 1117 00:59:28,105 --> 00:59:30,604 And sit down. 1118 00:59:30,673 --> 00:59:31,884 Now listen, you guys, all of you... 1119 00:59:31,908 --> 00:59:33,457 Pardon me, if you'll allow me, 1120 00:59:33,526 --> 00:59:36,294 I will quickly discover which of these three men is the guilty one. 1121 00:59:36,361 --> 00:59:37,361 How? 1122 00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:38,729 By applying psychology, 1123 00:59:38,798 --> 00:59:40,899 if you'll have them do exactly as I tell them. 1124 00:59:40,966 --> 00:59:42,482 They'll do as they're told. 1125 00:59:42,551 --> 00:59:44,650 This is a little psychological experiment. 1126 00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:47,721 I studied the method in my college laboratory. 1127 00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:50,257 Hold these, please. 1128 00:59:50,324 --> 00:59:52,359 I'm going to read your most secret thoughts 1129 00:59:52,427 --> 00:59:55,126 by what is known as the association of ideas. 1130 00:59:55,196 --> 00:59:57,808 If you can read my thoughts, you oughta kick me in the face right away. 1131 00:59:57,832 --> 00:59:59,564 Quiet. 1132 00:59:59,633 --> 01:00:01,713 Well, I propose to know not what you want to tell me, 1133 01:00:01,769 --> 01:00:04,235 but what you're trying to keep from me. 1134 01:00:04,304 --> 01:00:07,438 Pardon me. Did you ever tiptoe through the tulips? 1135 01:00:07,507 --> 01:00:09,474 Oh, Esther. Sit down. 1136 01:00:09,543 --> 01:00:11,409 Good boy, Chester. I'm proud of you. 1137 01:00:11,478 --> 01:00:13,010 Thank you, Father. 1138 01:00:13,079 --> 01:00:15,278 Look, he just met his father for the first time. 1139 01:00:17,584 --> 01:00:20,017 Have you seen your mother yet? 1140 01:00:20,086 --> 01:00:21,986 I haven't any proper mechanical apparatus, 1141 01:00:22,053 --> 01:00:23,287 but I can use a substitute. 1142 01:00:23,356 --> 01:00:24,421 Use your old man. 1143 01:00:24,491 --> 01:00:25,522 What? 1144 01:00:25,591 --> 01:00:26,856 Allow me. 1145 01:00:26,925 --> 01:00:28,624 You will all hold your clenched fists 1146 01:00:28,693 --> 01:00:30,594 directly out in front of you, so. 1147 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:32,628 Upon these fists, the sheriff will place 1148 01:00:32,697 --> 01:00:34,931 one of these china plates, thus. 1149 01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:36,932 Then, I'm going to ask you a few questions. 1150 01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:39,313 Then, you're going to hear the cutest answers you ever heard. 1151 01:00:39,337 --> 01:00:40,935 Quiet. 1152 01:00:41,004 --> 01:00:43,872 When I speak the word associated in your mind with your guilt, 1153 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,690 you will drop the plates. You must. 1154 01:00:45,759 --> 01:00:47,526 Pardon me. Have you seen my operation? 1155 01:00:47,594 --> 01:00:51,061 Sit down and hold out your fists, all of you! 1156 01:00:52,898 --> 01:00:54,331 Oh, we're gonna have waffles. 1157 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,800 Oh, shut up. 1158 01:01:05,176 --> 01:01:08,411 The muscular reaction of the normal person 1159 01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:11,214 acts independent of the subject's will. 1160 01:01:11,283 --> 01:01:12,831 Says which? 1161 01:01:12,899 --> 01:01:15,599 I said, the muscular reaction of the normal person 1162 01:01:15,669 --> 01:01:18,169 acts independent of the subject's will. 1163 01:01:18,238 --> 01:01:20,039 Except February, which has 28. 1164 01:01:20,106 --> 01:01:21,189 Shut up! 1165 01:01:23,126 --> 01:01:25,058 Now, listen. Which one of you men 1166 01:01:25,127 --> 01:01:27,462 has ever been called a scholar? 1167 01:01:28,964 --> 01:01:30,197 A poet? 1168 01:01:30,266 --> 01:01:31,598 A philosopher? 1169 01:01:31,668 --> 01:01:34,834 Which one of you men has ever been called a thief? 1170 01:01:40,425 --> 01:01:43,577 Oh, the sheriff is a thief. 1171 01:01:43,646 --> 01:01:45,412 Why, what's the meaning of this? 1172 01:01:45,481 --> 01:01:47,579 Go on, pull up a chair for the sheriff. 1173 01:01:47,648 --> 01:01:49,764 Quiet! I'm not on trial here. 1174 01:01:50,969 --> 01:01:52,400 We'll resume. 1175 01:01:52,469 --> 01:01:56,938 Dog, cat, cow, wolf, lion, leopard... 1176 01:01:57,007 --> 01:01:59,274 He's a salesman for animal crackers. 1177 01:01:59,343 --> 01:02:00,807 Shut up. 1178 01:02:00,877 --> 01:02:05,897 Automobile, Ford car, Illinois state license, garage... 1179 01:02:05,966 --> 01:02:07,615 That one's guilty. Take him away! 1180 01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:09,016 Lock him up! 1181 01:02:13,822 --> 01:02:15,454 Good boy, Chester. 1182 01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:17,440 Isn't he wonderful? 1183 01:02:17,509 --> 01:02:19,760 Go on, Chester! 1184 01:02:22,647 --> 01:02:25,680 May not even be his boy! 1185 01:02:29,453 --> 01:02:34,055 Doctor, parson, sailor, thief... 1186 01:02:34,124 --> 01:02:36,575 Pardon me, are you wearing a girdle? 1187 01:02:36,644 --> 01:02:37,708 Quiet. 1188 01:02:39,729 --> 01:02:41,863 Love is sweet. 1189 01:02:45,986 --> 01:02:47,618 The air is soft. 1190 01:02:48,388 --> 01:02:50,888 The wind blows. 1191 01:02:51,723 --> 01:02:53,457 The waves... 1192 01:02:53,525 --> 01:02:55,102 Sit down there, or I'll bust you in the nose. 1193 01:02:55,126 --> 01:02:56,336 Who do you think you're kidding? 1194 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,071 Don't you know I'm the sheriff of this outfit? 1195 01:02:58,095 --> 01:03:00,664 Look down. Look down, below is sin. 1196 01:03:00,733 --> 01:03:03,267 Above is virtue, look up. Look up. 1197 01:03:03,334 --> 01:03:04,735 Let the thief be known. 1198 01:03:04,802 --> 01:03:06,168 Let him be known. 1199 01:03:13,978 --> 01:03:15,444 Hold him, too. 1200 01:03:17,497 --> 01:03:18,829 Only one left. 1201 01:03:18,897 --> 01:03:20,897 Well, I guess I won the spelling bee! 1202 01:03:20,966 --> 01:03:22,033 Sit down! 1203 01:03:23,452 --> 01:03:25,852 Do you dare answer the questions I ask you? 1204 01:03:25,921 --> 01:03:27,955 Yes, you smothered lamb chop. 1205 01:03:29,491 --> 01:03:30,958 Now, I'll speak one word. 1206 01:03:31,025 --> 01:03:32,992 You answer at once with just one word 1207 01:03:33,061 --> 01:03:34,927 suggested by the word I speak. 1208 01:03:35,663 --> 01:03:36,797 Ready? 1209 01:03:36,866 --> 01:03:37,931 Shoot! 1210 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,931 Sun! Hot! 1211 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,064 Rain! Wet! 1212 01:03:40,133 --> 01:03:41,167 Crime! Jail! 1213 01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,401 Sheriff! Boob! 1214 01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:44,102 What? 1215 01:03:44,171 --> 01:03:45,671 Sit down. It came out of me. 1216 01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:47,039 I can't help myself. 1217 01:03:47,107 --> 01:03:48,790 Sit down! 1218 01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:50,579 Dad, this man is innocent. If he was guilty, 1219 01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:52,370 he could never hold those plates under my questioning. 1220 01:03:52,394 --> 01:03:55,063 I thought you were gonna find out who committed this holdup. 1221 01:03:55,132 --> 01:03:56,965 My boy, you made a mistake. 1222 01:03:57,032 --> 01:03:59,099 Henry Williams, I know you. 1223 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,436 Oh, but please don't give me away, Miss Custer. 1224 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:04,136 How did you ever keep those plates from falling? 1225 01:04:04,205 --> 01:04:05,638 I knew what he was going to do, 1226 01:04:05,707 --> 01:04:07,674 so I put glue on my fists. That's all. 1227 01:04:07,743 --> 01:04:10,243 There you are. 1228 01:04:10,312 --> 01:04:12,658 Tell that to me. Henry Williams knows something about this, 1229 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,447 more than he's telling you. 1230 01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:16,093 They're gonna find out about him pretty soon. 1231 01:04:16,117 --> 01:04:18,383 Say, boys, if you find Henry, promise you won't hurt him, 1232 01:04:18,452 --> 01:04:20,619 or I won't invite you to our wedding. 1233 01:04:20,688 --> 01:04:22,233 We didn't know you were gonna marry Henry. 1234 01:04:22,257 --> 01:04:23,923 He doesn't know it. 1235 01:04:25,558 --> 01:04:28,777 But, gee, Miss Custer, we ain't got clothes for no wedding. 1236 01:04:28,846 --> 01:04:31,078 Say, you can be high-hat in a Stetson! 1237 01:04:31,147 --> 01:04:33,415 ♪ Why, I had an uncle by the name of Jerry 1238 01:04:33,484 --> 01:04:35,901 ♪ And he was a cowboy, too 1239 01:04:35,969 --> 01:04:38,168 ♪ He was a cowboy, too 1240 01:04:38,236 --> 01:04:40,387 ♪ Set the styles for miles and miles 1241 01:04:40,523 --> 01:04:42,456 ♪ Ask my uncle by the name of Jerry 1242 01:04:42,525 --> 01:04:44,726 ♪ What the well-dressed man should wear 1243 01:04:44,793 --> 01:04:47,010 ♪ And in conjunction with the social function 1244 01:04:47,079 --> 01:04:49,612 ♪ You could hear my uncle declare 1245 01:04:49,681 --> 01:04:54,835 ♪ Come on along and wear your Stetson Can't go wrong with a Stetson 1246 01:04:54,902 --> 01:04:57,219 ♪ You're in wrong without a Stetson 1247 01:04:57,288 --> 01:04:59,789 ♪ High-hat, my hat 1248 01:04:59,856 --> 01:05:02,106 ♪ You intend to be some dresser 1249 01:05:02,175 --> 01:05:04,510 ♪ I'm your friend, and I mean yes, sir 1250 01:05:04,577 --> 01:05:06,595 ♪ You should be the proud possessor 1251 01:05:06,664 --> 01:05:10,598 ♪ Of a sky-high Stetson hat ♪ 1252 01:09:22,512 --> 01:09:23,944 Now I feel all right. I'm all right. 1253 01:09:24,014 --> 01:09:26,247 I'm all right. I feel good. I feel good. I'm all right. 1254 01:09:26,317 --> 01:09:27,882 Don't worry. 1255 01:09:27,952 --> 01:09:30,018 I'll handle this, and I'll handle it right. 1256 01:09:30,087 --> 01:09:31,452 Did you find Henry Williams? 1257 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,537 No, there's not a trace of him here. 1258 01:09:33,607 --> 01:09:34,639 Hello, Sheriff. 1259 01:09:45,834 --> 01:09:47,834 Henry Williams! 1260 01:09:47,902 --> 01:09:48,968 Henry Williams! 1261 01:09:49,036 --> 01:09:49,952 Henry Williams! 1262 01:09:50,021 --> 01:09:51,354 I'll kill him! 1263 01:09:51,423 --> 01:09:53,022 No. I'll kill him. 1264 01:09:53,090 --> 01:09:54,990 After what he did to me, I'll kill him. 1265 01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:56,976 Well, make up your mind. Who's gonna do it? 1266 01:09:57,043 --> 01:09:59,143 Why, you... Say, listen here, you... 1267 01:10:35,464 --> 01:10:38,447 A fine bunch of cowards you guys are, 1268 01:10:38,517 --> 01:10:41,616 running away from a pill-chewing tenderfoot. 1269 01:10:41,685 --> 01:10:42,700 Come on! 1270 01:10:44,888 --> 01:10:46,088 Sheriff, don't. 1271 01:10:46,155 --> 01:10:49,473 Come out of there, you pop-eyed, anemic, dying frog. 1272 01:10:49,543 --> 01:10:54,579 If you ain't out by the time I count three, I'll fill you full of lead. 1273 01:10:54,646 --> 01:10:56,480 One, two... 1274 01:11:04,072 --> 01:11:07,306 Suffering coyotes! He's got Sally with him! 1275 01:11:07,309 --> 01:11:08,991 Sally, how do you feel? 1276 01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:11,277 I'm all right. How do you feel? 1277 01:11:11,345 --> 01:11:13,145 I'll find out. 1278 01:11:30,429 --> 01:11:33,563 Wanenis stay now forever? 1279 01:11:33,633 --> 01:11:36,400 This life best for you. 1280 01:11:36,467 --> 01:11:41,437 You have tried the way of the white man, and you know that it is bad. 1281 01:11:41,507 --> 01:11:43,856 Forget white people. 1282 01:11:43,924 --> 01:11:48,593 Live here. Marry Matafay. 1283 01:12:09,364 --> 01:12:11,432 Look, Jewish traffic cops. 1284 01:12:16,304 --> 01:12:18,472 Oh, say, aren't we all? 1285 01:12:23,194 --> 01:12:26,178 Listen, don't get too fresh with me. I'll tell Wanenis. 1286 01:12:27,815 --> 01:12:29,949 Hey, man, what're you gonna do? 1287 01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,817 What are you gonna do? Listen! What did I say? 1288 01:12:31,852 --> 01:12:34,002 Henry. Where are you going? 1289 01:12:48,667 --> 01:12:50,149 Why you come here? 1290 01:12:50,219 --> 01:12:52,168 Listen, I'll tell you, it's a long story. 1291 01:12:52,238 --> 01:12:54,671 First, you listen me. 1292 01:12:54,741 --> 01:12:56,572 You want be friend with Indians? 1293 01:12:56,642 --> 01:12:59,908 I'm friendly with everybody. I even like my broker! 1294 01:13:02,330 --> 01:13:03,629 Sit down! 1295 01:13:06,268 --> 01:13:08,599 Smoke pipe peace. 1296 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:13,556 Smoke. 1297 01:13:13,624 --> 01:13:15,290 No, no, me want hot chocolate. No, no. 1298 01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,459 No can have. Smoke. 1299 01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:26,467 Wait. Give me a chance, I'll tell you. 1300 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,807 Old bicycle tires? 1301 01:13:34,877 --> 01:13:36,542 Let him see. 1302 01:13:40,347 --> 01:13:42,080 You ever see me before? 1303 01:13:42,148 --> 01:13:45,518 Bless my soul! If it isn't old Black Eagle! 1304 01:13:45,586 --> 01:13:47,952 ♪ Old Black Eagle, that old man Segal ♪ 1305 01:13:53,709 --> 01:13:55,875 It's an epidemic! 1306 01:13:55,946 --> 01:14:00,564 Pipe, you know what it mean when we smoke pipe? 1307 01:14:00,634 --> 01:14:04,468 Many years ago, white man, Indian fight. 1308 01:14:04,536 --> 01:14:07,905 After fight, sit down, smoke pipe peace together. 1309 01:14:07,972 --> 01:14:09,271 Yeah, then white man fall asleep, 1310 01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:11,674 Indian take ax, give white man haircut. 1311 01:14:11,744 --> 01:14:13,354 I know that stuff. Go ahead take it. I don't want it. 1312 01:14:13,378 --> 01:14:14,976 Smoke. 1313 01:14:15,046 --> 01:14:17,212 You tell truth, we friends. 1314 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,882 You lie, enemies. 1315 01:14:19,950 --> 01:14:22,351 Red man never lie. 1316 01:14:22,419 --> 01:14:25,754 No, well, then, just for my own information, listen, 1317 01:14:25,824 --> 01:14:28,738 was there anything between Pocahontas and John Smith? 1318 01:14:31,711 --> 01:14:34,211 Oh, Chiefy, Chiefy? 1319 01:14:34,281 --> 01:14:36,247 Pocahontas, good, beautiful girl. 1320 01:14:36,315 --> 01:14:37,581 Yes, yes. 1321 01:14:37,648 --> 01:14:39,849 John Smith, big, handsome man, and... 1322 01:14:39,919 --> 01:14:41,134 Don't tell me the rest. 1323 01:14:41,203 --> 01:14:43,871 I read the True Story magazine. 1324 01:14:45,675 --> 01:14:48,375 Pocahontas save John Smith. 1325 01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:51,477 Yeah, why didn't she do something for his brother Al? 1326 01:14:53,246 --> 01:14:54,580 His brother Al? 1327 01:14:54,648 --> 01:14:56,549 Yes, and I don't mean Jolson. Mammy. 1328 01:14:58,218 --> 01:14:59,585 Smoke. 1329 01:15:00,588 --> 01:15:02,253 This make us friend. 1330 01:15:02,321 --> 01:15:03,922 Yeah. This make me sick. 1331 01:15:14,566 --> 01:15:17,533 Pardon me, is that a wind-blown bob you have? 1332 01:15:20,038 --> 01:15:23,005 Say, look, since you got your hair cut, 1333 01:15:23,074 --> 01:15:25,708 how do you keep your wig warm? 1334 01:15:27,062 --> 01:15:28,461 See, you're still doing that. 1335 01:15:28,529 --> 01:15:30,240 If you took that bicarbonate of soda when I told you, 1336 01:15:30,264 --> 01:15:32,431 you'd have been all right now. 1337 01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:42,851 Oh, I'm afraid I'll have to leave the room. 1338 01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:44,143 No, stay! 1339 01:15:44,210 --> 01:15:46,209 Oh, Chief, please. Where's your wigwam? Quick! 1340 01:15:47,798 --> 01:15:50,498 We're gonna have something to eat, huh? Well, that's fine. 1341 01:15:50,566 --> 01:15:52,732 Say, I'm satisfied. 1342 01:15:52,803 --> 01:15:54,436 Henry, what are you doing here? 1343 01:15:54,503 --> 01:15:57,337 Wanenis, I'd never know you without your shirt on. 1344 01:15:57,405 --> 01:15:58,471 He's cute, isn't he? 1345 01:15:58,541 --> 01:16:00,474 Heap much. 1346 01:16:05,279 --> 01:16:08,248 And what's the idea of the summer shutters? 1347 01:16:13,587 --> 01:16:16,721 What a funny place for fishing tackle. 1348 01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:18,424 Wanenis, listen. 1349 01:16:18,492 --> 01:16:20,625 You were the only one we could come to for protection. 1350 01:16:20,693 --> 01:16:23,627 The sheriff wants to hang me because I helped Sally run away from him. 1351 01:16:23,697 --> 01:16:25,295 Yes, but why did you run away with her? 1352 01:16:25,365 --> 01:16:27,548 Don't you know that I love Sally? 1353 01:16:27,616 --> 01:16:31,651 Sure, you love Sally. I know you love Sally. 1354 01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:34,187 You know he love Sally. 1355 01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:37,391 You boys know he love... 1356 01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:42,595 You want to give me a rubdown now? 1357 01:16:43,397 --> 01:16:45,830 Henry, where is she? 1358 01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:48,400 I left her in the flivver down on the trail. 1359 01:16:48,468 --> 01:16:50,153 On the trail? Yes. 1360 01:16:50,221 --> 01:16:51,654 I must go to her. 1361 01:16:51,722 --> 01:16:53,721 Oh, for heaven... Just let me take a nap. 1362 01:16:53,789 --> 01:16:55,085 I'll be all right. I'll be all right. 1363 01:16:55,109 --> 01:16:56,307 I'll be all right. 1364 01:16:56,376 --> 01:16:58,577 I feel good. I feel good. 1365 01:17:02,047 --> 01:17:02,965 Yours? 1366 01:17:04,268 --> 01:17:07,201 Wholesale... I mean bigamy! 1367 01:17:07,269 --> 01:17:08,702 What mean "bigamy"? 1368 01:17:08,772 --> 01:17:12,072 Bigamy means that you cannot marry two or three women. 1369 01:17:12,142 --> 01:17:14,507 Black Eagle no can have two, three women? 1370 01:17:14,577 --> 01:17:15,676 Who say you no can have? 1371 01:17:15,745 --> 01:17:17,878 I said you can't marry two or three women. 1372 01:17:17,946 --> 01:17:20,013 Oh, marry. 1373 01:17:24,486 --> 01:17:27,053 He's a dirty Indian. 1374 01:17:31,142 --> 01:17:32,975 I like you. 1375 01:17:33,043 --> 01:17:37,762 Come, I make you belong tribe. Come. 1376 01:17:37,830 --> 01:17:40,797 What does he mean? He's gonna make me for an Indian? 1377 01:17:42,769 --> 01:17:46,104 Me. Big Chief Izzy Horowitz. Well, I don't know... 1378 01:17:46,172 --> 01:17:48,972 Come. Come. 1379 01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:02,701 Today, my people are celebrating my return to the tribe. 1380 01:18:02,769 --> 01:18:05,603 From now on, I shall live as an Indian. 1381 01:18:05,673 --> 01:18:06,938 You can't do that. 1382 01:18:07,006 --> 01:18:09,474 I'm through with the white man and his ways. 1383 01:18:09,544 --> 01:18:13,077 My one drop of Indian blood makes your people hate me. 1384 01:18:13,146 --> 01:18:16,714 I don't hate you. I love you. 1385 01:18:17,983 --> 01:18:19,983 I love you too, Sally. 1386 01:18:20,687 --> 01:18:23,571 More than my life. 1387 01:18:23,639 --> 01:18:25,905 But we can never marry. 1388 01:18:28,110 --> 01:18:31,378 ♪ When the winter's over 1389 01:18:31,446 --> 01:18:35,248 ♪ When the summer's through 1390 01:18:35,317 --> 01:18:38,617 ♪ When there's prairie clover 1391 01:18:38,685 --> 01:18:42,854 ♪ I'll still belong to you 1392 01:18:42,923 --> 01:18:46,326 ♪ Far above the plain 1393 01:18:46,394 --> 01:18:50,528 ♪ When the moon is new 1394 01:18:50,596 --> 01:18:53,931 ♪ When it's on the wane 1395 01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:58,368 ♪ I'll still belong to you 1396 01:18:58,438 --> 01:19:03,441 ♪ Winds may blow as though they know what I've told you 1397 01:19:03,509 --> 01:19:06,143 ♪ Yet the more they blow 1398 01:19:06,210 --> 01:19:11,079 ♪ The closer I'll hold you 1399 01:19:13,267 --> 01:19:17,003 ♪ Though the world may take me 1400 01:19:17,071 --> 01:19:22,507 ♪ From a world for two 1401 01:19:22,575 --> 01:19:28,245 ♪ Though you may forsake me 1402 01:19:28,315 --> 01:19:33,317 ♪ I'll still belong 1403 01:19:33,385 --> 01:19:38,288 ♪ To you ♪ 1404 01:19:41,543 --> 01:19:43,859 Dad, that was the bandit's flivver we saw on the trail. 1405 01:19:43,929 --> 01:19:45,595 They must be hiding around here somewhere. 1406 01:19:45,664 --> 01:19:47,598 I'm going to have a look around. 1407 01:19:47,665 --> 01:19:50,683 Oh, Daddy, don't forget, I want a blanket and a doll. 1408 01:19:54,289 --> 01:19:55,419 How! 1409 01:20:00,995 --> 01:20:02,160 How! 1410 01:20:04,831 --> 01:20:06,464 And how. 1411 01:20:19,345 --> 01:20:24,849 Here, you, have you seen a white man and a white girl about here? 1412 01:20:24,917 --> 01:20:26,750 Me, no capisce. 1413 01:20:29,154 --> 01:20:31,187 I'll bet you understand money. 1414 01:20:31,255 --> 01:20:32,255 How much for that blanket? 1415 01:20:32,389 --> 01:20:33,621 100! 1416 01:20:33,691 --> 01:20:35,791 I wouldn't give you $100 for six of them. 1417 01:20:35,861 --> 01:20:38,426 This blanket have heap big history. 1418 01:20:38,496 --> 01:20:42,281 One time him belong to Big Chief Spoil-You-Shine. 1419 01:20:42,348 --> 01:20:43,382 Who? 1420 01:20:43,450 --> 01:20:45,116 Spoil-You-Shine. Spoil your shine! 1421 01:20:45,184 --> 01:20:48,620 ♪ My baby don't care for shows My baby don't care ♪ 1422 01:20:48,688 --> 01:20:52,906 Why, confound you! I'll have you thrown off this reservation! 1423 01:20:52,976 --> 01:20:55,008 You like this doll? 1424 01:20:55,078 --> 01:20:57,011 Yes. How much? 1425 01:20:57,079 --> 01:20:59,247 Him also have history. You know him name? 1426 01:20:59,315 --> 01:21:00,381 No, what is it? 1427 01:21:00,449 --> 01:21:02,048 Big Chief Rip-Your-Collar! 1428 01:21:02,384 --> 01:21:03,416 Who? 1429 01:21:03,484 --> 01:21:04,417 Rip-Your-Collar. Rip your collar! 1430 01:21:04,484 --> 01:21:06,586 Rip your collar! 1431 01:21:06,654 --> 01:21:09,521 Why, you fresh Indian! 1432 01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:11,907 How dare you? 1433 01:21:13,910 --> 01:21:15,927 You know who I am? Who? 1434 01:21:15,997 --> 01:21:17,162 I'm an Underwood. 1435 01:21:17,230 --> 01:21:18,830 Indian no care for typewriter. 1436 01:21:22,103 --> 01:21:24,235 My daughter wants that blanket and doll. 1437 01:21:24,304 --> 01:21:25,903 I'll give you $50 for the both. 1438 01:21:25,972 --> 01:21:27,772 $50. Me no can sell. Too cheap. 1439 01:21:27,839 --> 01:21:29,139 No, no. Cost me more. 1440 01:21:29,207 --> 01:21:31,207 No, no, no, no. 1441 01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:33,126 You make them $75. 1442 01:21:33,196 --> 01:21:34,696 $50. 1443 01:21:37,865 --> 01:21:38,932 What does that mean? 1444 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,232 Indian raspberry. 1445 01:21:42,036 --> 01:21:43,169 Come on, $50. 1446 01:21:43,237 --> 01:21:45,938 No, no. One price, $65. 1447 01:21:48,043 --> 01:21:49,473 $50! $60! 1448 01:21:49,543 --> 01:21:50,943 $50! $60! 1449 01:21:51,012 --> 01:21:52,160 $40! 1450 01:21:53,797 --> 01:21:55,396 What become of $50? 1451 01:22:01,171 --> 01:22:02,336 $40. 1452 01:22:02,404 --> 01:22:03,703 $40 for blanket and doll? 1453 01:22:03,774 --> 01:22:05,523 $40 for the blanket and doll. 1454 01:22:05,591 --> 01:22:07,792 White man pay him $40 for two article? 1455 01:22:07,859 --> 01:22:09,426 $40 for the both articles. 1456 01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:12,496 Look, if I sell you for $40, I couldn't make a cent. 1457 01:22:12,564 --> 01:22:15,047 I should live, so. It cost me alone $35.50. 1458 01:22:15,117 --> 01:22:17,017 Could I sell you for $40? 1459 01:22:17,085 --> 01:22:18,867 $40! Such a chutzpah. $40? 1460 01:22:18,937 --> 01:22:20,170 $40! 1461 01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:23,371 I give you $40, two articles like that? 1462 01:22:23,441 --> 01:22:25,107 $40! Listen, I don't need your business. 1463 01:22:25,175 --> 01:22:26,508 Will you do me a favor? Yes! 1464 01:22:26,577 --> 01:22:27,971 Go some other place. Go ahead! All right! 1465 01:22:27,995 --> 01:22:30,429 Look! Look! Look! He can't take a joke. 1466 01:22:32,299 --> 01:22:33,965 Well, here you are, my man. 1467 01:22:34,035 --> 01:22:35,610 Give me the $40. Come in again some time. 1468 01:22:35,634 --> 01:22:37,546 Come in again. Be glad to see you. There you are, friend. 1469 01:22:37,570 --> 01:22:40,738 Come in again some time, my dear, little fellow, because... 1470 01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:51,965 Come here, Hiawatha. 1471 01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:54,868 And what are you doing in that fireman shirt? 1472 01:22:56,538 --> 01:22:57,937 Me, chief. 1473 01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:00,140 Fire chief? 1474 01:23:00,207 --> 01:23:02,058 Yes, here is my hook and ladder. 1475 01:23:04,179 --> 01:23:06,645 Getting kind of peppy, aren't you? 1476 01:23:06,714 --> 01:23:08,112 I feel pretty good, Miss Custer. 1477 01:23:08,180 --> 01:23:09,429 I feel like... 1478 01:23:11,585 --> 01:23:12,850 You know, Miss Custer, 1479 01:23:12,919 --> 01:23:14,885 they've got a lot of beautiful squaws around here! 1480 01:23:14,955 --> 01:23:16,354 Oh, yeah? 1481 01:23:16,423 --> 01:23:18,490 They've got the hottest-looking squaws you ever saw. 1482 01:23:18,558 --> 01:23:20,490 You know, I tried to get a room here, 1483 01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:22,959 but they didn't have a room, so I made a reservation. 1484 01:23:23,029 --> 01:23:24,172 Miss Custer... No! No! Miss... 1485 01:23:24,196 --> 01:23:25,745 That's about enough from you. 1486 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:37,123 ♪ Dark is the mountain 1487 01:23:37,191 --> 01:23:43,394 ♪ With the setting of the sun 1488 01:23:44,198 --> 01:23:49,568 ♪ Outlive the sorrows 1489 01:23:49,636 --> 01:23:56,506 ♪ When the red man's day is done 1490 01:23:56,576 --> 01:24:02,429 ♪ Hear the voice of sorrow while we pray 1491 01:24:02,499 --> 01:24:08,684 ♪ Calling our tomorrow, yesterday 1492 01:24:08,754 --> 01:24:14,791 ♪ Red man no regretting 1493 01:24:14,860 --> 01:24:21,497 ♪ With the setting of 1494 01:24:21,566 --> 01:24:28,903 ♪ The sun ♪ 1495 01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:07,920 Sheriff come. 1496 01:28:07,988 --> 01:28:10,421 Black Eagle speak sheriff. 1497 01:28:19,064 --> 01:28:22,799 Black Eagle, there is a white girl and a white man here. 1498 01:28:22,869 --> 01:28:25,236 What make sheriff think so? 1499 01:28:25,304 --> 01:28:29,338 I'm giving you fair warning. It ain't me alone you're bucking this time, 1500 01:28:29,408 --> 01:28:31,074 but the government. 1501 01:28:31,142 --> 01:28:35,044 If you don't produce them, I'll see that your whole tribe is punished. 1502 01:28:35,114 --> 01:28:37,678 If you want to punish anyone, punish me. 1503 01:28:37,748 --> 01:28:39,648 Sally! Sally! 1504 01:28:39,717 --> 01:28:43,569 Why did you elope with Henry Williams? 1505 01:28:43,637 --> 01:28:46,204 Because I couldn't marry you, Bob. 1506 01:28:48,275 --> 01:28:51,908 I love Wanenis, and I'm going to marry him. 1507 01:28:51,979 --> 01:28:54,545 Why, Sally, you can't. 1508 01:28:54,613 --> 01:28:56,480 Father! 1509 01:28:56,550 --> 01:29:01,051 Don't worry, Mr. Morgan, as much as I love Sally, 1510 01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,803 I know I can never marry her. 1511 01:29:02,871 --> 01:29:08,058 Black Eagle, Wanenis love white girl. 1512 01:29:09,362 --> 01:29:10,893 Tell them truth. 1513 01:29:13,632 --> 01:29:15,982 Wanenis white. 1514 01:29:17,317 --> 01:29:21,570 Long time, 25 years ago, 1515 01:29:21,638 --> 01:29:26,574 Black Eagle find child in white man's shack on mountain side. 1516 01:29:26,642 --> 01:29:30,878 White man leave white squaw, white squaw die. 1517 01:29:31,681 --> 01:29:34,247 Black Eagle take child. 1518 01:29:34,316 --> 01:29:37,635 Black Eagle call child Wanenis. 1519 01:29:37,703 --> 01:29:40,471 You're lying, redskin. I don't believe you. 1520 01:29:40,539 --> 01:29:42,907 Red man never lie. 1521 01:29:44,743 --> 01:29:47,477 If sheriff look in county courthouse, 1522 01:29:47,545 --> 01:29:52,447 he will find record Black Eagle make when Wanenis born. 1523 01:29:56,670 --> 01:29:58,754 Is this really true, Black Eagle? 1524 01:30:00,391 --> 01:30:04,459 I can't believe it. Tell me! Tell me! 1525 01:30:04,527 --> 01:30:05,995 Is it true? 1526 01:30:06,062 --> 01:30:07,129 True. 1527 01:30:09,015 --> 01:30:10,313 Wanenis! 1528 01:30:10,967 --> 01:30:12,883 Sally! 1529 01:30:12,951 --> 01:30:15,785 Help! Help! Help! Help! 1530 01:30:16,455 --> 01:30:17,554 Listen! 1531 01:30:17,624 --> 01:30:18,856 Now, Miss Custer, listen. 1532 01:30:18,924 --> 01:30:20,591 Why don't you bury the hatchet? 1533 01:30:20,659 --> 01:30:22,025 That's what I'm trying to do. 1534 01:30:22,093 --> 01:30:23,670 No, will you... Now, look, will you wait a while? 1535 01:30:23,694 --> 01:30:25,529 Will you wait a while? 1536 01:30:25,596 --> 01:30:27,195 Stop this nonsense. 1537 01:30:28,499 --> 01:30:30,050 I want to be serious. 1538 01:30:30,951 --> 01:30:33,351 Miss Custer, 1539 01:30:33,421 --> 01:30:36,787 you know there comes a time in every man's life 1540 01:30:36,857 --> 01:30:40,326 when he feels the need of a companion. 1541 01:30:40,394 --> 01:30:44,329 Someone to whom he can give his affection, 1542 01:30:44,398 --> 01:30:48,099 someone who'll understand him, love him, comfort him. 1543 01:30:48,167 --> 01:30:51,868 Miss Custer, Mary, 1544 01:30:51,938 --> 01:30:54,504 I'd like to ask you one question. 1545 01:30:54,572 --> 01:30:56,173 Yes, Henry, dear? 1546 01:30:56,241 --> 01:30:58,374 Whatever became of that calf? 1547 01:30:59,578 --> 01:31:01,844 Now, will you wait a while? 1548 01:31:01,914 --> 01:31:04,548 Will you listen? Will you wait a while? 1549 01:31:08,718 --> 01:31:11,053 You know how I feel about you. 1550 01:31:11,122 --> 01:31:13,506 ♪ My baby don't care for shows 1551 01:31:13,574 --> 01:31:15,908 ♪ My baby don't care for clothes 1552 01:31:15,975 --> 01:31:20,811 ♪ My baby just cares for me 1553 01:31:20,881 --> 01:31:25,649 ♪ My baby just loves those consultations 1554 01:31:25,719 --> 01:31:30,653 ♪ And how she enjoys my operation 1555 01:31:30,723 --> 01:31:32,956 ♪ After our honeymoon 1556 01:31:33,024 --> 01:31:35,358 ♪ In April, May or June 1557 01:31:35,426 --> 01:31:40,196 ♪ I'll get my nursing free 1558 01:31:40,263 --> 01:31:45,134 ♪ Then I can feel good for nothing 1559 01:31:45,202 --> 01:31:50,771 ♪ My baby just cares for me ♪ 1560 01:31:52,342 --> 01:31:53,658 That's all there is. 112983