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Hey Chels!
- Hey!
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Happy birthday!
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How'd you know it
was my birthday?
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Oh, Jenn Conch told
me about your party.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Oh, from Jenn Conch!
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Wow!
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"Chelsea's surprise very
special milestone fortieth.
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"Shh! It's tonight.
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"Don't say anything to her."
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I guess she CC'd
you by accident.
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Another one incoming.
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This time it's a reply all.
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"Oopsies! Tee Hee!
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"How do you take
someone off an email?"
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If she had two brains
she'd be twice as stupid.
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Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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There's more.
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This time she forwarded
it to the IT department.
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"How do I scrub my
entire email history
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"from the beginning of time?"
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Here comes the brainiac now.
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Hey, Chels!
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So, a casual question.
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Uh, what are you up to tonight?
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Attending the surprise party
I'm not supposed to know about?
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Who told you?
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You did. A bunch of times.
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Okay, my laptop has
too many buttons
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so it's like a trap.
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Hey, I just wanted
to let you know
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I can't make to your
surprise party.
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It's my first annual
Meat'n Sauna Night.
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Yeah!
- Meat for six. We meet at six.
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Sorry, Jenn. A bunch
of us already RSVP'd
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to Taser's meat fest.
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It's gonna be awesome!
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What? Can I come?
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Oh my god, yes!
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Okay.
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Uh, Chelsea, you have to
attend your own surprise party.
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I'm just not really
a surprise person.
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Well, everybody secretly
wants a surprise party.
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Hmm...
- Uhhh...
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Well just cancel your party.
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What?
- Why?
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Feels very cancellable, right?
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It's got that click
"Maybe I'm attending"
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but I'm probably
gonna bail energy.
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No way! I already dropped
the girls at their mom's
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and I've had ribs
smoking for a day now
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so they gotta be
eaten tonight.
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Nice!
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Well it's just that, uh,
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you know, I put a big
deposit down at The Pipe.
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All right, I'll...
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come.
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Sorry.
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It's gonna be really fun.
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It's just gonna be us
Conch gals, you know?
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Girls night!
- Meat night!
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Girls night!
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Meat night!
- Girls night!
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Girls night!
- Meat night!
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Gotcha.
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Good one.
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Meat smash!
- Oh.
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Meat night!
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Have fun tonight, girls!
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Sad I'm gonna miss.
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Fuck you, Todd!
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Who keeps stealing my lasagna?
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Do I look like
Garfield's bitch?
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That's exactly what
you look like.
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A hundred fucking percent.
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Luckily, I brought
my backup spaghetti.
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Four minutes!
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Ice fucking cold.
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Out of the way.
- The fuck?
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You can't just bud in line.
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Oh what? All of a sudden
you're an electrician?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's the good duct tape.
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Why is a carp fixing
the microwave?
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So I can do whatever I want.
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Just help yourself.
No, no, no -
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Guys, lots of
backseat workers here.
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Don't see any of you
lifting a finger to fix it.
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Who the hell
microwaves egg salad?
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You eat your
Cheetos with milk!
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Oh, hey Audrey, here you are!
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Uh, kind of busy.
Microwave exploded.
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I'm not stealing it.
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So I need you to help me with
Chelsea's surprise party.
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She's not really a
surprise person so...
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I know.
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All the more reason to
double the fuck down,
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you know?
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So I need you to pick her up
and take her to the venue.
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Ms. Conch!
- Ummmmm...
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You cc'd Chelsea on the
surprise party email!
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I know that, Janet.
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Don't hinder me. Help me.
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Just pitch me some
fun party ideas.
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Penis straws!
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Yeah, um, I
went to a party once
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and there were penis straws
there and they were...
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a lot of fun.
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Penis straws.
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Well now you have
my attention.
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Okay. Are they bendy or...
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or rigid?
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Rigid.
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Rigid and, um, hot pink
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and kind of, uh, curved
at the end, like...
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almost like a question mark.
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Like it was asking
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do you want another
spicy margarita?
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Yes I do, Mr. Straw?
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Yes!
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Um, well, Chelsea's gay
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so maybe don't hand her a drink
with a tiny plastic dick on it.
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Good point.
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I will drink them.
I will drink them all.
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All right, expedite
those now, Janet.
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Okay.
- Come on.
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I will see you and Chelsea
tonight at the party.
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Okay? Pick her up.
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Oh my god!
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Fuck my life!
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Shit!
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Where the fuck you
taking us, Tase?
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Ooh! Wait till you see what
I got you for tonight, boys.
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What's with the fucking hat?
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It's a banya.
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You look like Sherlock Holmes
in the bathtub.
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Jesus Christ!
- Look it up.
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There she is.
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There's no fucking
way that's up to code.
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Yeah. My code.
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I'm just kinda doing
my own thing. Come on!
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Does it even have a
carbon monoxide detector?
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Pssh. Loser detectors
I call them.
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Smells good.
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You know, we could
just call 911 now
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and save them a trip later.
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It's already so sweaty in here.
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Yeah, can you pre-book
an ambulance?
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Come on, man, the
heat's good for ya.
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Ohh. Nice touch, Tase.
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Where the hell did
you get these?
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Not bad.
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Imperial Valley Hotel Express.
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Nothing but the best
for my buds, right?
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Steam, sweat and eat ribs!
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Yeah buddy!
- Oh ho ho ho! Yeah!
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Hey, turn up the music!
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Oh yeah.
Those look amazing!
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Yeah, boys, I'll throw some
more logs on the fire.
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Could we get some
frozen margs, please?
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Make it three.
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Sorry, Senorita. No ice.
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Machine es muerta.
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Machine no work.
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Machine no work?
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This is a bar!
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And yet this is where we
find ourselves, sans glace.
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They're here!
They're here.
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They're here. Everyone hide!
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Everyone hide!
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Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide!
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I cannot stress this enough.
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She knows about this.
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Woo!
- We're here.
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Surprise, surprise, surprise!
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Just what I wanted.
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Don't you love it?!
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So, um, everyone come out,
come out wherever you are.
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Surprise.
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Happy fucking birthday!
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Oh. Hi!
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Surprise!
- Oh!
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Penis straws!
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Ugh. Ah...
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So thoughtful.
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Thanks.
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Holy shit, my bag
is sweating now.
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Oh god, I got the meat sweats.
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Todd, pass me a beer,
would ya?
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Here you go, bro.
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Get her in ya.
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Oh!
- Oh!
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Ahhhhhhhh!
- That'll work too.
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That'll cool ya off.
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Ahhh!
- That is a good idea.
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Do it, Dewey!
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My turn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Yeah, soak it, Dew!
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Ahhhhh!
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Come on, Dewey, whatcha got?
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This is the best ever!
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Yes, Dewey!
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Hey, boys!
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Where's the meat?
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Hey, get in here!
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Close it up.
Keep the heat in.
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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I'm ready to get crazy, boys.
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Where the fuck were you?
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Oh! I was at my duck blind.
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You pricks already started
eating without me?
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Another beer! Medium light!
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Getting rumbly
in your tumbly?
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Oh yes!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Oh.
- He's ready.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Backwoods gets insane when
he's scarfing down ribs.
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Eat up, brother.
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There's more meat
where that came from.
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Holy shit, dude.
Pace yourself.
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Oh ho ho ho!
- There's Meatwoods!
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Here we go.
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Oh yeah!
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Birthday girl.
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Nice!
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Boss of the birthday girl.
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Yes!
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And Janet.
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Don't post that, Janet.
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Too late!
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No, no, Janet...
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Our entertainment is
thirty seconds away.
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Who... who's thirty
seconds away?
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What did you do?
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Brace yourselves, ladies.
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Oh, I don't like
the sound of that.
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Okay, close your eyes.
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Come on, close your eyes.
- No thanks.
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Come on, the surprise
is almost here.
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I'm off duty.
- Okay.
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Ooh, high-tech.
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Yeah.
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It is like we're
at a rock concert.
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Ladies and ladies,
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happy Chelsea night!
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Open your eyes.
- Oh Jesus.
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Oh my god!
- Good to go?
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Take it away!
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Oh god!
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No, no, no!
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Ladies!
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Oh, look at that butt!
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Surprise, Chelsea!
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Ugh.
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Billy? What the fuck?
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Ooh yeah!
- Ooh!
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I can't help myself
around meat.
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Yeah, boy.
It doesn't look good.
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Makes me crazy.
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Is it the five pounds of meat
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or the twelve beer
you just drank?
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Small sips.
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I think you're making it
worse, man.
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This will pass.
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I once had an uncle who ate
two rotisserie chickens
267
00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,001
in one sitting,
bones and all.
268
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,670
He crushed a tall boy,
269
00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,255
burped for thirty seconds
270
00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,966
and then mowed the lawn like
nothing fucking happened.
271
00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,344
See? Progress.
272
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,596
Get it out.
- I still feel like shit.
273
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,681
The food build-up
274
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,182
must've reached his
lower stomach by now.
275
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,476
We need to exercise
it out of him gently,
276
00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,602
like a baby.
277
00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,645
You better back up, bud.
278
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,813
You better back up.
279
00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,398
Work with me. Come on!
280
00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,858
Okay.
281
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,026
Cool, cool!
282
00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,445
Everyone's, uh,
looking loosey-goosey.
283
00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,612
Yeah. Good times?
284
00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:51,822
Hey, quick ask.
- What now?
285
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,657
You fellas help me
move a small fridge?
286
00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,830
Absolutely not.
287
00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,081
It's in my basement.
288
00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,834
We can move it up the back of my
steps to my garage real quick.
289
00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:04,877
Fuck you Taser!
290
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:05,836
If we've got the momentum,
291
00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,296
then maybe we can get to
the L-shaped couch too.
292
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,297
Not fucking happening!
293
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,256
Fuck you!
294
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,340
That's fair, that's fair.
295
00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,592
You do your thing,
you digest,
296
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,635
but enjoy the freshly
scented room.
297
00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,012
See ya in five minutes.
298
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,055
Fuck off!
299
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,685
Where'd you find him?
A parking lot?
300
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,686
Uh, DudeDash.
301
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,480
It's like a food delivery app
302
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,315
but for erotic dancers.
303
00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,069
Why?
- Sorry, Chels.
304
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,028
I tried to tell them.
305
00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,237
Couldn't get a lady stripper?
306
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,073
Oh I could have, yeah,
307
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,240
but they were way
more expensive.
308
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,285
And besides, he's
like a local talent.
309
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,662
Oh and, uh, ladies,
310
00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,081
if, uh, you could
gimme a nice review,
311
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,707
you know, it doesn't
have to be nothing long.
312
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,876
Just like, you know,
I showed up on time,
313
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,295
easy on the eyes,
you know, five stars.
314
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,213
No stars!
315
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,381
This is not happening.
316
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,673
Do you think she's having fun?
317
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,552
Hey Chels,
happy birthday, girlfriend!
318
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,512
Woo!
319
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,098
Living the dream.
320
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,516
Call her "The Beast".
321
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,352
Half appliance, half curse.
322
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,270
She's been down here
fourteen years, boys.
323
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,689
What?
324
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,691
Nobody's moved her.
325
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,693
Not because they didn't try,
326
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,945
'cause she didn't
wanna be moved.
327
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,738
She survived a flood,
328
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,324
a blackout and a bear attack.
329
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,742
Fuck!
- What kind of bear?
330
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,077
Big!
- Hmm.
331
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,912
She may give off
some chemical smell
332
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,330
but she still makes ice.
333
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,250
And that noise.
334
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,710
Chemical schmengler.
335
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,044
It's how she talks.
336
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,965
If you listen close,
she'll speak to you.
337
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,927
Uh...
338
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,095
Sup motherfuckers!
339
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,139
Oh my gosh!
340
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,140
Medhi!
341
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,141
The fuck were you, man?
342
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,142
How was Sarnia?
343
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,309
Uh, Namibia, actually.
344
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,311
Uranium conference was
a total cock scratch
345
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,312
but happy to be home.
346
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,439
Where are all the kids?
347
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,482
Kids? What kids?
348
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,068
I wouldn't miss
Mary Francis' birthday, hmm?
349
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,278
About that, Medhi.
350
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,155
I just needed help
moving this fridge.
351
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,406
What?
352
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,699
He lured everyone here
353
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,325
and love bombed us
with sauna ribs.
354
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,326
Mmm.
355
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,703
Yeah. You always ask
why I don't trust?
356
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,121
This is why I don't trust.
357
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,998
Oh come on. I've helped you
all move some sort of shit
358
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,166
at some point or other.
359
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,751
Don't even pretend
like I haven't.
360
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,003
You helped me move
a small ottoman once
361
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,629
and you kept the
fucking thing.
362
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,630
Oh, that's where
that came from.
363
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,674
Fuck it! Enough talk.
364
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,593
These hernias aren't
gonna bulge themselves.
365
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,178
The sooner we do this,
366
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,637
the sooner we can get
back to drinking.
367
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,597
Yes!
368
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,640
Oh!
- What the?
369
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:24,600
It's alive!
370
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,643
She knows we're
coming for her.
371
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,273
Fossil kit.
372
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,316
Sweet.
373
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,776
I need more meat.
374
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,362
Is that a sausage?
375
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,031
He's at stage eight:
Hallucinations.
376
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,741
Okay ladies,
break's almost over.
377
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,742
Don't forg to tip.
378
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,952
Oh, five stars for me, Billy.
379
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,498
What?
380
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,790
What do you say?
381
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,583
One more spin around the
horn for old time's sake?
382
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,168
Hard pass. No.
383
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,419
How hard?
384
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,339
What? You in like a relationship
or like in love or something?
385
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,050
Oh, is it with that
dude down at the marina
386
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,134
with the pet bald eagle?
387
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,427
Who are you talking about?
388
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,971
You know, the guy with the
like tattoos on his wing?
389
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,640
How do you know that, Billy?
390
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:08,727
Everybody knows.
391
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,937
You okay, buddy?
392
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,773
Yeah.
I've never been happier.
393
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,275
Oh. Um...
394
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,529
Okay, I think I got it.
395
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,738
What do you think?
- Aw!
396
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,532
Come on, get your
fucking shit together.
397
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,033
Posted!
398
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,619
Anyway, you're, like,
sticking around?
399
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,705
'Cause, like, I've got
this new number that I do,
400
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,164
real showstopper.
401
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,209
I could really use some
assistance.
402
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,210
Ow!
403
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,379
Fuck off, Billy.
Your agent's on the phone.
404
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,630
Oh shit!
405
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,007
It must be the
'roids commercial.
406
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,427
Oh my god, I have been
with some fucking losers.
407
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,470
Girl, you gotta type.
408
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,097
Except for Chelsea.
409
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,311
Is this your wedding cake?
410
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,063
Yeah, my third one.
411
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,773
Got some from the second
one in here somewhere.
412
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,108
My lasagna!
413
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,568
That's my Tupperware.
414
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,278
What?
- My name's on it.
415
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,237
No, it's not.
416
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,572
Dewey, snap to it.
417
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,574
Come on! We gotta move
The Beast across the floor,
418
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,242
around the corner and
up those back stairs.
419
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,285
Oh.
- Yes.
420
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,828
Those look far away.
- Oh, Christ!
421
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,163
Are you serious?
422
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,205
They're just right there.
423
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,665
Grab a corner and
I'll navigate.
424
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,583
Seriously?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
425
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,834
Why the fuck do
you get to navigate?
426
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:14,835
That's the easiest part.
427
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,253
Four guys, four corners.
428
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,212
Bullshit!
- Okay.
429
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,756
Look, none of you
assholes helped
430
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,757
when I had to move,
all right?
431
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,509
I had to drag a futon up
three flights of stairs.
432
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,845
Taser said he wasn't
built for staircases.
433
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,846
Oh!
434
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,598
What the fuck are you
actually built for?
435
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,266
Alimony, apparently. Come on.
436
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,851
Oh for fuck sakes!
437
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,769
Come on. It's not that bad.
438
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,270
All right, I'll take
that far corner.
439
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,688
It's not as heavy. My back's-
440
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,023
No, no, no, I want that corner.
441
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,191
Look...
- Back off.
442
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,651
I'm gonna count us in.
443
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:42,029
One, two, three. Lift!
444
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,531
Dewey!
- Fuck!
445
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,824
You gotta lift
when you say lift.
446
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,867
Okay, all right.
447
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,868
Fuck's sake!
448
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,036
Come on!
449
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,037
Heave!
450
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,040
Fuck a duck walk!
451
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,041
Oh, duck walk!
452
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,167
What is a duck walk?
453
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,293
Shut the fuck up
about the duck walk!
454
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,294
Left to right!
455
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,629
That isn't gonna work, Dewey!
456
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,049
No, no, no, it's stuck.
457
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,217
Put it down!
458
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,720
Ahhhhh!
459
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,721
Are you okay?
460
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,889
Oh fuck!
461
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,015
He'll be all right.
462
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,183
It's okay. I'll get it
- You'll be fine.
463
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,184
He's all right.
He's all right.
464
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,268
Let's keep going. This side.
- Fucker!
465
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,604
Careful!
- Ahhhh! My hand!
466
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,231
Ah! Motherfucker!
467
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,483
Ah! My-
- This Beast is cursed!
468
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,068
It should be left to die
like the animal that it is.
469
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,277
No!
470
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,905
We're taking this piece of
shit to the dump right now!
471
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,657
All right. Regroup.
472
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,076
Come on, guys.
- Ah! Ah!
473
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,077
One!
474
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,079
Two!
475
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,122
Three!
- Dewey!
476
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,081
And-
- If you say "lift"
477
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,249
and don't lift one more time,
478
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,667
I swear I'm gonna
fold you in half
479
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,127
and stuff you in
this fucking fridge!
480
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,420
Okay, I will lift.
481
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,879
And lift!
482
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880
Holy fuck this heavy!
483
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,549
Ow! My hand!
484
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,426
I'm pinned! I'm pinned!
485
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,763
Watch out, watch out,
watch out!
486
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,933
Ahhhhhhh!
487
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,644
This thing got me
in the eyeball!
488
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,854
It's a spitting cobra!
489
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,939
And there goes the freon line.
490
00:14:58,940 --> 00:14:59,940
Hey, great work, Dewey!
491
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,525
Hey, take a breather!
492
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,526
You'll be fine. There you go.
493
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,944
Okay. Enough!
494
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,904
Why are we even trying to
move this piece of shit?
495
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,865
Piece of shit?!
496
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,950
This is all I got
left from my dad.
497
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:10,951
What?
498
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,119
Yeah, that's right.
499
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,246
Before he got sick,
my dad loved pickling.
500
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,247
Pickling?
501
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,958
He stored it all
here in The Beast.
502
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,461
It kept him busy during
some trying times.
503
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,630
He loved it.
He pickled everything:
504
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,966
Eggs, peppers, pig's feet.
505
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,134
Okay, you lost me
at pig's feet.
506
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,552
Sauerbraten?
- Sauerbraten.
507
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,388
It's good.
- Yeah.
508
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,974
And after he passed,
everything else got sold.
509
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,559
His clothes.
- Terrible!
510
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,145
Stereo, his prosthetic leg.
511
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,731
Oh, Jesus!
- Except for this beauty.
512
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,775
She stayed.
- What the fuck?
513
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,485
But yeah.
- Ooh hoo! Ooh.
514
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,737
Ooh.
515
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,532
Oh no! Billy you weasel.
516
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,409
Audrey, why are you
letting this happen?
517
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,952
Please.
518
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,996
It brought people together
with his pickles.
519
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,623
I'm sorry, man.
- Yeah.
520
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,999
Thanks guys.
521
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,502
This is fucked!
522
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,420
Oh, thanks for breaking
the mood, Backwoods.
523
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,422
Look who finally decided to
show up to the moving part.
524
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,216
You guys said you wanted
some fucking help?
525
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,384
Have at it.
526
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,677
Let's fucking get it!
527
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,678
Good luck!
528
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,390
All right, uh,
thanks for helping.
529
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,432
We're gonna take a break.
530
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,392
Good luck!
531
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,601
We got some ribs and
beers upstairs, boys.
532
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,602
Oh my god!
533
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,940
At least I left this shithole
534
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,984
and made something outta
my life in the big show.
535
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,653
Hmm.
536
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,405
Is that you?
537
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,448
Absolutely, birthday girl!
538
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,993
What's with all
the fucking dicks?
539
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,536
God. Look, I got one here.
540
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,871
Let me sign it for ya for
your birthday, special from me.
541
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,039
You know...
542
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,541
So, uh, what's your deal?
543
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:44,044
Like, uh, accounting?
Office clerk? Uh...
544
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,505
Nope.
- Oh!
545
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,047
Big boss lady.
546
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,466
No. I work for her.
547
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,426
Yeah! Yeah!
548
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,885
Like, look at that.
549
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,053
Oh my god!
550
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,221
You work for that trainwreck?
551
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,639
Send it.
552
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,142
Yep, it'll be on my tombstone.
553
00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,602
Babysat a nepo baby
all day at work
554
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,021
and made her a ton of money.
555
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,690
And died lonely.
556
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,903
I'm gonna go get
aggressively fucked up now.
557
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,780
This is forty?
This is forty?
558
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,781
Oh! No.
559
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,701
Oh, you have to take
one of these. Please.
560
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,831
FUCK!
561
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,417
Sorry.
562
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,131
Video message? Really?
563
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,506
Hey Chelsea.
564
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,383
It's Donnie again,
from CornPulse.
565
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,093
You didn't return any
of my other calls
566
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,470
so I'll get right to it.
567
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,097
Our VP of Operations
just stepped down.
568
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,474
You free for a chat?
569
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:47,691
Ah, shit!
570
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,026
Fuck, that thing's stuck!
571
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,235
That's not going anywhere.
572
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238
I guess I can't use
my back door anymore.
573
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,825
Dewey, what the fuck?
574
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,495
Uh, mild freon exposure.
575
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,788
Probably under 400 OEL.
576
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,830
He'll be fine.
577
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,957
You know, Taser,
I'm so sorry.
578
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:08,087
I didn't know your father
passed. It's, uh...
579
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,630
But, you know, the way
you spoke about him,
580
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,964
it was so, so vivid.
581
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,966
It was like he
was still alive.
582
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,510
He is.
583
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,761
I lied.
584
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,804
What?!
585
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,138
I made up all the stuff
about the fridge
586
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,681
and all the stuff
about my dad.
587
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,141
I wanted the fridge to
seem more meaningful
588
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,059
so you guys would help.
589
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,144
Even the Sauerbraten part?
590
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,145
Yeah.
591
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,106
Dick moves, man.
You conned us!
592
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,358
Ahhhhhh!
593
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,485
She's coming back for more!
594
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,529
Ahhhhhh!
595
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,031
Ahhhh!
596
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,577
The Beast is toast.
597
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,708
Sorry, Tase.
I really needed that.
598
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,417
Glad I could help.
599
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,751
You did shit.
- Useless.
600
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,130
Taser, your dad would've
been proud of you.
601
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,297
I just know it.
602
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,676
Were you not here for 'his
dad's alive' part or what?
603
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,677
Maybe.
604
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,805
Well, time to move that
L-shaped couch, boys.
605
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,764
Come on!
606
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:01,807
No way!
- Fuck yourself!
607
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,017
Fuck that!
- FUCK OFF!
608
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,519
I'm shot!
609
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,356
Oh. Fuck my life!
610
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,400
♪ Take the world
in a love embrace ♪
611
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,193
What is happening now?
612
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:17,197
♪ Fire all of your guns at once
and explode into space ♪
613
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,199
Ew, he's spitting on her.
614
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,617
Okay, bye.
615
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,369
Oh my god, you need
to wash that mane.
616
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,497
♪ Heavy metal thunder!
617
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,623
♪ Racing with the wind down ♪
618
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,792
Okay, get back a little bit.
619
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,794
♪ And the feeling
that I'm under ♪
620
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,839
♪ Hey! Yeah, darlin',
gonna make it happen. ♪
621
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,050
Fucking yes! Chelsea!
622
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,510
♪ Take the world in
a love embrace ♪
623
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,803
I fucking love this song!
624
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:43,140
♪ Fire all of your guns at
once and explode into space ♪
625
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,517
Chelsea!
Chelsea! Chelsea!
626
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,604
♪ Like a true nature's child ♪
627
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,215
♪ I'm going out tonight
628
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,092
♪ I'm feeling all right
629
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:22,262
♪ I'm gonna let
it all hang out ♪
630
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,848
Okay, so let me
get this straight.
631
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,558
You were in the game?
You did erotic dance?
632
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,977
Yeah. I did. For a bit.
633
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,437
I did the swinging cage.
634
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,480
Wow!
635
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,439
And advanced pole. Yeah.
636
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,691
Those are my two specialties.
637
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:34,733
You did the pole.
638
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,068
No, man. I'm self-taught.
639
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,611
That's, that's impressive.
640
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:41,031
Oh. Yeah. I ran
as Pheromone Rush.
641
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,491
You know, that's ringing a bell.
642
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,450
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
- Wow.
643
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,119
You know, back then I was cut,
644
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,537
I was ripped.
645
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,288
I had a nice kind
of physique going
646
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,456
but now you know what I...
647
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,542
Come on!
I can see it.
648
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,547
Well, hate to leave ya
for the ladies, bud.
649
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,132
But yep, good.
- Yeah.
650
00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,299
♪ Oh-oh-oh, get in the action ♪
651
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,135
Yeah, you guys coming.
652
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,053
I fucking love this song!
653
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,680
♪ Colour my hair,
do what I dare
654
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,890
♪ Oh-oh-oh, I wanna
be free, yeah
655
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,225
Billy!
656
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,728
♪ To feel the way I feel ♪
657
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:11,812
Oh!
658
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,480
♪ Man, I feel like a woman ♪
659
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,943
Come on, Barb!
660
00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,153
Come on, Barb. Shred it!
661
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,154
Woo!
662
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,322
Come on, Barb!
663
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,161
Who wants tequila?
You want some?
664
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,246
Chelsea, get over here!
665
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,206
Let's go, Chelsea!
666
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,918
♪ The best thing
about being a woman ♪
667
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:35,919
What?
668
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,255
♪ Is the prerogative
to have a little fun
669
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,757
♪ Fun! Fun! ♪
670
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:40,883
Have fun!
671
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,886
♪ Oh-oh-oh, go totally crazy
672
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,846
♪ Forget I'm a lady
673
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,723
♪ Men's shirts, short skirts
674
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,099
Come on, ladies!
675
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,352
♪ Oh-oh-oh,
really go wild, yeah
676
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,937
♪ Doin' it in style
677
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,274
♪ Oh-oh-oh,
get in the action
678
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,193
♪ Feel the attraction
679
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,029
♪ Colour my hair,
do what I dare ♪
680
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,578
♪ To feel the way I feel ♪
681
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,378
More beers for the ladies.
682
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:18,379
We're thirsty!
683
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,881
Tequila!
684
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:21,965
Come on, girls!
685
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,510
Oh yeah.
686
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,346
Come on, baby!
687
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,555
Holy shit, we're good!
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