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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,169 --> 00:00:07,502 - You don't think I have enough to do around here? 2 00:00:07,544 --> 00:00:09,130 Jesus. I'm not your fucking mother. 3 00:00:09,172 --> 00:00:10,881 Here's what you missed last week on shameless. 4 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:13,468 - Dad. - Oh, fuck! 5 00:00:13,509 --> 00:00:15,761 - I need that new trailer. 6 00:00:15,803 --> 00:00:17,180 - He's not coming home with your trailer. 7 00:00:17,221 --> 00:00:18,181 - What? 8 00:00:18,222 --> 00:00:19,640 - It's a Gallagher rite of passage, 9 00:00:19,682 --> 00:00:21,517 realizing he let you down. 10 00:00:21,558 --> 00:00:23,269 - This is stupid, right? - Right. 11 00:00:23,311 --> 00:00:24,728 - Unless it's not. - Right. 12 00:00:24,770 --> 00:00:26,481 - Next. 13 00:00:26,521 --> 00:00:28,483 - You got married? - Yeah. 14 00:00:28,523 --> 00:00:30,318 - What do you want, tampon head? 15 00:00:34,322 --> 00:00:36,657 Whoa. 16 00:00:36,699 --> 00:00:38,368 - You're clean six months. 17 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:40,119 - I just want her to be happy to be home. 18 00:00:40,161 --> 00:00:41,454 - You're getting your daughter back. 19 00:00:41,496 --> 00:00:42,663 This isn't like Jackie. 20 00:00:42,705 --> 00:00:45,208 - No one answered when I knocked. 21 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:48,211 - Shit. 22 00:00:48,252 --> 00:00:50,338 - Oh, fuck, Jackie. 23 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:52,298 - You want to get out of here? - I'm married. 24 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:54,175 My wife accidentally cheated on me, 25 00:00:54,217 --> 00:00:56,386 so she gave me a pass to get one hand job. 26 00:00:56,427 --> 00:00:58,346 - I have a hand. - We are in trouble. 27 00:00:58,388 --> 00:00:59,847 I'll be right back. 28 00:00:59,889 --> 00:01:01,098 - We're in the middle of a conversation. 29 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:02,475 - The babies. 30 00:01:02,517 --> 00:01:03,976 - If you go up those stairs right now, 31 00:01:04,018 --> 00:01:05,520 I'm not gonna be here when you get back. 32 00:01:08,064 --> 00:01:09,732 - I'm going back to school. 33 00:01:09,773 --> 00:01:12,193 I called in to see if I can get into the dorms early. 34 00:01:12,235 --> 00:01:16,113 - You are going to the psych ward or a fucking E.R. 35 00:01:16,155 --> 00:01:17,573 Ian. 36 00:01:17,614 --> 00:01:19,700 Ian! 37 00:01:19,742 --> 00:01:20,951 Yevgeny! 38 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:23,746 - Hey, you came back after all. 39 00:01:24,914 --> 00:01:26,665 - I did. 40 00:01:37,843 --> 00:01:41,264 - ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 41 00:01:41,305 --> 00:01:44,225 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 42 00:01:44,267 --> 00:01:47,520 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 43 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:51,732 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 44 00:01:51,774 --> 00:01:55,111 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 45 00:01:55,152 --> 00:01:58,573 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 46 00:01:58,614 --> 00:02:00,783 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 47 00:02:00,824 --> 00:02:05,413 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 48 00:02:12,378 --> 00:02:15,506 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 49 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:18,717 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 50 00:02:18,759 --> 00:02:22,012 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 51 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:26,225 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 52 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:29,604 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 53 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:33,316 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 54 00:02:33,357 --> 00:02:35,276 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 55 00:02:35,318 --> 00:02:39,863 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 56 00:02:39,905 --> 00:02:42,116 - Motherfucker! - Jesus! 57 00:02:42,158 --> 00:02:44,994 - Where the fuck have you been? - I'm bleeding. 58 00:02:45,035 --> 00:02:47,622 - You disappear, you don't return my calls, my texts? 59 00:02:47,663 --> 00:02:49,624 - I had something come up. 60 00:02:49,665 --> 00:02:50,874 Oh, fuck! 61 00:02:50,916 --> 00:02:52,126 Ouch! - Fuck! 62 00:02:52,168 --> 00:02:54,003 - Stop hitting me. 63 00:02:55,838 --> 00:02:58,424 God damn it! Enough! 64 00:02:58,466 --> 00:03:01,885 Enough with the hitting. 65 00:03:01,927 --> 00:03:03,137 Are you done? 66 00:03:03,179 --> 00:03:04,597 - Where, Jimmy? 67 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,182 Where? 68 00:03:06,223 --> 00:03:08,559 - I was incommunicado for a while. 69 00:03:08,601 --> 00:03:10,060 - For weeks, for months? 70 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:12,647 - About a year. On a boat. 71 00:03:12,729 --> 00:03:13,897 A yacht, actually. 72 00:03:13,939 --> 00:03:15,941 - And not a call? Not a text? 73 00:03:15,983 --> 00:03:19,945 - I was handcuffed to a metal pipe in the engine room, 74 00:03:19,987 --> 00:03:22,031 pissing into an old malagueta can. 75 00:03:22,072 --> 00:03:24,158 - For a year? - For a while, yeah. 76 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,576 And then I was slave labor 77 00:03:25,618 --> 00:03:28,162 in a Brazilian Coca processing facility. 78 00:03:28,204 --> 00:03:29,622 Not much of a facility, really... 79 00:03:29,664 --> 00:03:31,248 Just some tents in the rainforest 80 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:33,959 guarded by ladies with moustaches and ak-47s. 81 00:03:34,001 --> 00:03:35,378 Oh, and I caught malaria too. 82 00:03:35,419 --> 00:03:36,795 That knocked me out for a few months. 83 00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:38,088 - That's bullshit. 84 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,590 - And then I escaped into the jungle 85 00:03:39,632 --> 00:03:41,342 when the DEA showed up with the federale. 86 00:03:41,384 --> 00:03:43,052 God's honest truth, I swear. 87 00:03:43,093 --> 00:03:44,845 - And who the hell is that? - That's my partner. 88 00:03:44,887 --> 00:03:47,014 - Your partner, as in your girlfriend? 89 00:03:47,056 --> 00:03:48,558 - No, my partner as in crime. 90 00:03:48,599 --> 00:03:49,975 And shit, you're the one to talk. 91 00:03:50,017 --> 00:03:52,269 You got married? - What was I supposed to do? 92 00:03:52,311 --> 00:03:54,522 Was I supposed to sit on my porch, knitting, 93 00:03:54,564 --> 00:03:56,315 hoping one day you'd show back up? 94 00:03:56,357 --> 00:03:58,734 You disappeared. Gone. Nothing. 95 00:03:58,775 --> 00:04:00,444 - I think you deviated my septum. 96 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:01,945 - Good. 97 00:04:01,987 --> 00:04:03,906 You're lucky I didn't have a knife. 98 00:04:05,449 --> 00:04:07,451 Oh, Jesus. Fuck. 99 00:04:07,493 --> 00:04:08,703 - I know. I know. 100 00:04:08,744 --> 00:04:10,496 - You were going to college. 101 00:04:10,538 --> 00:04:12,707 You were... You were becoming a doctor, 102 00:04:12,748 --> 00:04:15,167 and then you just vanished. 103 00:04:18,837 --> 00:04:20,214 - So what now? 104 00:04:20,256 --> 00:04:22,717 - What do you mean, "so what now?" 105 00:04:22,758 --> 00:04:23,967 I'm married. 106 00:04:24,009 --> 00:04:25,844 - Uh-huh. 107 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:27,471 Jesus. 108 00:04:27,513 --> 00:04:29,724 You're such a fucking asshole. 109 00:04:32,059 --> 00:04:33,477 Hey, Mickey. - Oh, Mickey milkovich? 110 00:04:33,519 --> 00:04:34,729 Say hello to him for me. 111 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:36,897 - Shut the fuck up! 112 00:04:39,149 --> 00:04:42,319 Ian did what? 113 00:04:42,361 --> 00:04:43,987 Okay, I'm coming. Yeah. 114 00:04:44,029 --> 00:04:45,281 I got to go. - Why? 115 00:04:45,322 --> 00:04:47,700 - I have to go. - Wh...What did Ian do? 116 00:04:54,373 --> 00:04:56,584 - So that went well. 117 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,973 - You're gonna love Florida, man. 118 00:05:11,014 --> 00:05:12,600 It's fantastic. 119 00:05:12,642 --> 00:05:13,934 No snow, ever. 120 00:05:13,976 --> 00:05:15,269 Nothing but sun and white beaches 121 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:17,980 and palm trees and... Oh, and pools. 122 00:05:18,021 --> 00:05:19,398 Pools in every fucking backyard. 123 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,941 Every backyard. Can you imagine that? 124 00:05:20,983 --> 00:05:22,401 Aw, shit, I should watch my language. 125 00:05:22,443 --> 00:05:24,445 Oh, shit. Fuck! I said "shit." 126 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:30,284 Ahh! 127 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:33,621 Yeah, uncle lip showed me some pictures 128 00:05:33,663 --> 00:05:35,247 from when he was down there. 129 00:05:35,289 --> 00:05:37,333 Paradise...well, I guess he's not really an uncle. 130 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:39,293 He's more like a best friend/uncle, 131 00:05:39,335 --> 00:05:41,962 but, you know, I think that's sometimes better anyway, right? 132 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:48,678 Yeah, it's gonna be great. Disney world. 133 00:05:48,719 --> 00:05:52,931 Mint mojitos, Cuban cigars, pitbull...Like, music. 134 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:54,684 You're gonna love it, man, just you and me. 135 00:05:54,725 --> 00:05:56,101 You and me against the world. 136 00:05:56,143 --> 00:05:58,020 Can you feel that? 137 00:05:58,061 --> 00:05:59,563 That feeling is all of our problems 138 00:05:59,605 --> 00:06:01,190 just disappearing right now. 139 00:06:01,231 --> 00:06:03,150 Just... Gone. 140 00:06:03,192 --> 00:06:04,610 Just leave it all behind us. 141 00:06:04,652 --> 00:06:05,986 I guess you don't really have any problems. 142 00:06:06,028 --> 00:06:07,446 You're a baby. 143 00:06:07,488 --> 00:06:09,156 What...what do you have, like, diaper rash? 144 00:06:09,198 --> 00:06:11,200 That's the worst of it for you? 145 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:14,161 It must be good to be a baby, I'm telling you. 146 00:06:14,203 --> 00:06:16,747 Fuck, yeah. 147 00:06:16,789 --> 00:06:18,457 No problems. 148 00:06:18,499 --> 00:06:20,543 No...no problems. 149 00:06:20,584 --> 00:06:22,919 No problems. No. 150 00:06:24,213 --> 00:06:25,715 - Fuck. He's not picking up. 151 00:06:25,756 --> 00:06:27,508 - I call police. - The hell you will. 152 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:31,094 - No, I call police because crazy carrot boy took my baby. 153 00:06:31,136 --> 00:06:32,847 - You call the cops, I'm gonna tell them I said 154 00:06:32,887 --> 00:06:34,473 Ian could take the baby on a trip. 155 00:06:34,515 --> 00:06:35,683 Who do you think they're gonna believe, huh? 156 00:06:35,725 --> 00:06:37,810 Illegal Russian fucking hand-whore 157 00:06:37,852 --> 00:06:40,229 or card-carrying, apple pie-eating, 158 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:43,106 "born on the fourth of July" American fucking citizen? 159 00:06:43,148 --> 00:06:48,111 - Pregnant hand-whore, who is also mother they will believe. 160 00:06:48,153 --> 00:06:50,947 - You need to chill the fuck out, okay? 161 00:06:50,989 --> 00:06:52,867 I scared him with the nut-ward talk. 162 00:06:52,907 --> 00:06:57,538 He'll get his shit straight. He'll bring the kid back. 163 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:59,665 He will. 164 00:07:12,887 --> 00:07:14,638 - Hi. Uh, okay. 165 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,808 So which one of you is karlson with a "k"? 166 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:19,226 Okay, you can stay. 167 00:07:19,268 --> 00:07:21,771 And then Carlson with a "c," you are actually 168 00:07:21,812 --> 00:07:23,856 in the Van houten towers, west 208, 169 00:07:23,898 --> 00:07:25,315 just past gardner hall. 170 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,483 You can't miss it. - Okay. 171 00:07:26,525 --> 00:07:27,735 - You guys good? - Yeah. 172 00:07:27,777 --> 00:07:28,944 - Okay. 173 00:07:32,197 --> 00:07:33,866 - Excuse me. - Yeah? 174 00:07:33,908 --> 00:07:35,992 - You're the resident assistant on this floor, right? 175 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:39,288 - Uh-huh. - I'm Karen perlow's mom...417? 176 00:07:39,329 --> 00:07:42,207 She gets ritalin every morning, 177 00:07:42,249 --> 00:07:43,709 never on an empty stomach, 178 00:07:43,751 --> 00:07:45,335 and then an ativan at lunch... 179 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,630 Two if she's feeling anxious at test times. 180 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:49,047 - Okay, listen, I'm sorry, ma'am, 181 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:50,549 but this isn't a summer camp, okay? 182 00:07:50,591 --> 00:07:52,509 And I'm not the camp nurse, so Karen, she has to handle 183 00:07:52,551 --> 00:07:55,178 her own reds and bennies, all right? 184 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:57,139 Jeez. 185 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,515 Yo, douche bags, you think you could lay off 186 00:07:58,557 --> 00:08:00,267 on the water pipe and the porn 187 00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:02,812 until mom and dad iowas are back on the interstate, please? 188 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,564 Thank you. 189 00:08:10,778 --> 00:08:13,113 I just had some freshman dad show me how to keep his son 190 00:08:13,155 --> 00:08:15,616 from swallowing his own tongue when he has seizures. 191 00:08:15,658 --> 00:08:17,660 - You're the one who wanted to be an r.A. 192 00:08:17,701 --> 00:08:19,161 - No, not wanted to. Had to. 193 00:08:19,202 --> 00:08:21,914 Free room and board, plus stipend. 194 00:08:21,956 --> 00:08:23,248 - You could have moved in with me. 195 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:24,875 - Yeah, no stipend. 196 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:27,252 Jesus, what's she weigh in at, buck 90, 200? 197 00:08:27,294 --> 00:08:29,505 - Renaissance women weren't forced to starve themselves 198 00:08:29,546 --> 00:08:31,966 into an anorexic fashion industry marketing version 199 00:08:32,007 --> 00:08:33,258 of female sexuality. 200 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,177 - I bet it was purely missionary. 201 00:08:35,218 --> 00:08:36,470 You know, getting caught under that 202 00:08:36,512 --> 00:08:38,138 would be like stepping on a grape. 203 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:39,723 - My new roommate from Craigslist 204 00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:41,183 moved in this morning. - Oh, yeah? 205 00:08:41,224 --> 00:08:43,727 - Calls herself "muff bulldagger" 206 00:08:43,769 --> 00:08:44,979 and drives a kawasaki. 207 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,731 Yeah? 208 00:08:49,274 --> 00:08:50,609 Wait, he did what? 209 00:08:50,651 --> 00:08:51,986 Okay, okay, okay. 210 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:53,988 Uh, hey, listen, I need to borrow your car. 211 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:56,699 Ian just stole a baby. 212 00:09:01,954 --> 00:09:04,331 Top of the morning, beautiful. 213 00:09:04,373 --> 00:09:08,043 How is my favorite public servant? 214 00:09:08,084 --> 00:09:09,503 - Buy some deodorant, frank. 215 00:09:09,545 --> 00:09:11,421 - Any governmental gift envelopes 216 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:14,550 addressed to a Gallagher in this little wheeled chariot of yours? 217 00:09:14,591 --> 00:09:16,010 It's getting to be that time of month. 218 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:17,928 - Touch my cart, I'll call the cops. 219 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:21,348 - I was just admiring your organizational skill. 220 00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:23,559 You're a wonder. - Get a job, frank. 221 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,477 - Well, now, why would I do that, Gail? 222 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:28,981 I'd just be depriving you and your taxpaying, 223 00:09:29,023 --> 00:09:32,985 civil-service working, church-going buddies 224 00:09:33,027 --> 00:09:35,320 the great privilege of supporting me and mine. 225 00:09:37,072 --> 00:09:40,576 I have a dream, Gail, that one day I will awaken 226 00:09:40,617 --> 00:09:45,497 with a baby just like you underneath me. 227 00:09:45,539 --> 00:09:47,708 Oh, my god. 228 00:09:49,752 --> 00:09:52,295 Jesus criminy. 229 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,217 Come on. 230 00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:06,977 - Where the hell have you been? 231 00:10:07,019 --> 00:10:09,396 - Fuck off. 232 00:10:10,773 --> 00:10:12,482 - Bedrooms are all locked. 233 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,443 - What? Why? 234 00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:16,319 - To keep you out of them. 235 00:10:16,361 --> 00:10:19,031 I boxed your stuff up and put a flea bomb in for good measure. 236 00:10:19,073 --> 00:10:20,908 Box is in the backyard airing out. 237 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:22,785 - Where am I supposed to sleep? 238 00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:24,160 - What do I care? 239 00:10:24,202 --> 00:10:25,537 You blew the money you promised 240 00:10:25,579 --> 00:10:27,289 you'd use to buy me a new trailer, 241 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:30,208 so it's back to the gutter you slept in last night, 242 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,752 or you're on the couch. 243 00:10:31,794 --> 00:10:33,462 - Ow. 244 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:36,131 - And there are new rules around here: No money, no food. 245 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:38,717 You want something to eat, you pay. 246 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:41,553 And there's a curfew. 247 00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:42,930 No more coming in at 3:00 and waking 248 00:10:42,972 --> 00:10:44,264 the whole house up anymore. 249 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:46,349 Doors will be locked at 10:00. 250 00:10:46,391 --> 00:10:48,060 Both: 10:00? - 10:00? 251 00:10:48,102 --> 00:10:49,519 - You got to be fucking kidding me. 252 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,647 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 253 00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:53,816 Young ears. 254 00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:57,152 Doors will be locked at 10:00, no exceptions. 255 00:10:57,193 --> 00:10:59,655 Things are changing around here. Should have changed years ago. 256 00:10:59,696 --> 00:11:02,365 - 10:00? Liam stays up later than that. 257 00:11:02,407 --> 00:11:04,451 - Don't try me on this. 258 00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:07,037 It gets cold out there on the street late at night. 259 00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:10,499 Believe me, I know. 260 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:11,834 - Ugh! Whatever. 261 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,836 I got to shop, get ready for school. 262 00:11:13,877 --> 00:11:15,462 - School doesn't start for two more days. 263 00:11:15,504 --> 00:11:17,089 - Yeah, middle school starts in two days. 264 00:11:17,131 --> 00:11:18,882 High school starts tomorrow. 265 00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:21,093 - Tomorrow's your first day of high school? 266 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:25,555 Oh, sweetie, are you scared? - No. 267 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,349 - I hated ninth grade. 268 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:31,103 Almost got raped by the entire wrestling team my first day. 269 00:11:31,145 --> 00:11:33,647 Never should have worn a tank top without a bra. 270 00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:35,774 You should dress dowdy like that again tomorrow... 271 00:11:35,816 --> 00:11:37,026 Be safer that way. 272 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,568 Oh, oh, oh. 273 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,780 And don't forget to pee before you leave home. 274 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,740 Bathrooms are a nightmare. 275 00:11:43,782 --> 00:11:45,492 Ukrainian girls beat me up my first week 276 00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:47,036 because I didn't have any cigarettes. 277 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:48,996 Last time I went to the little girls' room 278 00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:51,205 without a pack of Virginia slims. 279 00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:52,833 You need any money for school supplies? 280 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:55,418 I can loan you a few dollars until Friday if you do. 281 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:56,670 - No, it's fine. 282 00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,881 I have stuff from last year, thanks. 283 00:11:58,922 --> 00:12:01,299 - Carl, honey, you need any money for school supplies? 284 00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,552 - Nah, I'm just gonna steal stuff from the weaker kids. 285 00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:06,429 - Steal some stuff for chuckie too, would you please, sweetie? 286 00:12:11,977 --> 00:12:14,396 - What the hell happened? - He's crazy. He steals baby. 287 00:12:14,437 --> 00:12:16,356 He needs to be put away into crazy-people place 288 00:12:16,398 --> 00:12:18,400 where they spray him with crazy-people fire hose 289 00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:19,651 and put electric in his head. 290 00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:21,319 - Please, shut the fuck up! 291 00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:23,113 I told him I was gonna take him to the hospital. 292 00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:24,865 He freaked out. He took the fucking baby. 293 00:12:24,907 --> 00:12:26,867 - Stole the car. I need it back for work. 294 00:12:26,909 --> 00:12:28,577 - Since when do you have a fucking job? 295 00:12:28,618 --> 00:12:30,204 - I got to take those guns we lifted 296 00:12:30,244 --> 00:12:32,206 off the militia geeks down to the projects. 297 00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:34,290 I spent all day yesterday filing off serial numbers. 298 00:12:34,332 --> 00:12:36,292 - Take a fucking bus! - With a dozen Uzis? 299 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,461 - Yeah! Call a cab or fucking Davey or... 300 00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:40,505 Ian have a psychotic break? 301 00:12:40,547 --> 00:12:42,716 - I think so. 302 00:12:42,758 --> 00:12:44,134 - No hands. 303 00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,511 Whoo! Whoo! 304 00:12:46,553 --> 00:12:48,680 Come on. Come on. 305 00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:51,100 - Back with the Illinois crop report after these words from... 306 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,517 - ♪ I can't wait to get on the road again ♪ 307 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,561 - Oh. Oh. 308 00:12:54,603 --> 00:12:57,773 ♪ Bum bum on the road again ♪ 309 00:12:57,814 --> 00:12:59,482 - ♪ going places ♪ 310 00:12:59,524 --> 00:13:03,195 - ♪ that I've never been ♪ hey, that's us. 311 00:13:03,237 --> 00:13:06,156 ♪ things that I may never see again ♪ 312 00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:10,284 ♪ I can't wait to get on the road again ♪ 313 00:13:10,326 --> 00:13:11,787 - ♪ on the road again ♪ 314 00:13:11,828 --> 00:13:14,790 - Oh, shit. Look at that. 315 00:13:14,831 --> 00:13:16,541 - ♪ We go down the highway ♪ 316 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,086 ♪ we're the best of friends ♪ 317 00:13:19,128 --> 00:13:23,381 ♪ insisting that the world be turning our way ♪ 318 00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:25,299 ♪ and our way ♪ 319 00:13:25,341 --> 00:13:27,469 ♪ is on the road again ♪ 320 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:30,597 - The sunset's fucking beautiful! 321 00:13:35,978 --> 00:13:40,023 Whoo! Whoo! 322 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:41,524 - Whoo! 323 00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:43,902 - He took yevgeny last night? - Late, yeah. 324 00:13:43,944 --> 00:13:46,404 - Did you try calling his phone? - Yes, he's not answering. 325 00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:48,157 - Who's Ian, the one with the red hair? 326 00:13:48,198 --> 00:13:50,159 - Yes, sweetie, he's the gay one with all the problems. 327 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,785 - His being gay doesn't have anything to do 328 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:53,203 with his problems, okay? 329 00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:54,621 - I-I didn't say gay was a problem, 330 00:13:54,663 --> 00:13:56,414 just that he is gay and he has problems. 331 00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:58,374 - He left, like, 18 hours ago. He could be anywhere by now. 332 00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,835 - Maybe he's in Colorado. - Colorado? 333 00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:01,670 Why would he be in Colorado? - Free weed. 334 00:14:01,711 --> 00:14:03,964 - Not free, idiot. Legalized. 335 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:05,507 - Shouldn't somebody call the police? 336 00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:06,758 All: No! 337 00:14:08,051 --> 00:14:09,594 - Weeds are free in Colorado? 338 00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:11,263 - Uh-huh. That's right, sweetie. 339 00:14:14,308 --> 00:14:15,851 - Oh, Jesus. - We need to talk. 340 00:14:15,892 --> 00:14:18,352 - No, we don't. 341 00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:19,896 - What the fuck is he doing here? 342 00:14:19,938 --> 00:14:21,148 - I have no idea. 343 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,440 - Hey, lip, how you been? 344 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,817 - I thought you were married. - I am. 345 00:14:23,859 --> 00:14:25,152 - You're married? - Uh-huh. 346 00:14:25,194 --> 00:14:26,820 - What? To who? - To Gus. 347 00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:28,655 - The musician? - Is that Gus? 348 00:14:28,697 --> 00:14:29,990 - No, that's Jimmy. - Who's Jimmy? 349 00:14:30,032 --> 00:14:31,574 - Her old boyfriend. 350 00:14:31,616 --> 00:14:33,785 - Then who's Gus? - What's that smell? 351 00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:35,745 - Gus is an incredible musician. 352 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,497 I met him at work, and he's a great guy. 353 00:14:37,539 --> 00:14:38,665 - Yeah, musicians are notoriously 354 00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:40,000 unreliable husband material. 355 00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,584 - Oh, said the asshole who disappears 356 00:14:41,626 --> 00:14:43,670 from the face of the earth for years at a time. 357 00:14:43,712 --> 00:14:45,255 - When did you get married? 358 00:14:45,297 --> 00:14:46,840 - A few days ago. 359 00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:48,300 - And you've been keeping it a secret? 360 00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:50,135 Why? - Excellent question. 361 00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:53,889 Why keep wonderful musician Gus a secret if he's so great? 362 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,765 - Out. Now. 363 00:15:00,395 --> 00:15:02,314 - You can't just keep showing up. 364 00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:03,773 - Who's the loud blonde with the kid? 365 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,775 - She's a new half-sister. - Really? 366 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,027 - Yeah. - Frank or Monica's? 367 00:15:07,069 --> 00:15:09,112 - You got to call first. 368 00:15:09,154 --> 00:15:11,614 - Half-sister. What else I miss? 369 00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,950 - A lot, okay? Everything. 370 00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:16,370 - Like? - Like Liam almost dying. 371 00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:19,081 - Liam almost died? W-What happened? 372 00:15:19,122 --> 00:15:21,208 - I left out some coke that this asshole 373 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,043 that I wasn't really dating gave me, 374 00:15:23,085 --> 00:15:24,878 and he got into it. 375 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,881 He's fine. 376 00:15:27,923 --> 00:15:29,383 Put me in jail. 377 00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,467 - You went to jail? - Yeah. 378 00:15:31,509 --> 00:15:33,511 - No shit. 379 00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:35,180 - No shit. 380 00:15:35,222 --> 00:15:36,514 - And you got married. 381 00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:38,100 - Yeah, I got married. 382 00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:41,561 - To a 35-year-old bass player named Gus pfender. 383 00:15:41,603 --> 00:15:42,854 - How do you even know that? 384 00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:44,480 Are you, like, spying on me? 385 00:15:44,522 --> 00:15:46,233 - No. Well, sort of. 386 00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:48,777 Angela. 387 00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:51,321 Do you love him? 388 00:15:51,363 --> 00:15:52,822 - You don't get to ask me that. 389 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,283 - I love you. 390 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:57,160 - Oh, fuck you. - I love you. 391 00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:58,912 Do you still love me? 392 00:15:58,954 --> 00:16:00,163 - No. 393 00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:02,332 - Liar. 394 00:16:02,374 --> 00:16:04,042 - I don't. 395 00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:07,587 - I love you. 396 00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:14,636 I love you. 397 00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:22,518 Don't do it. 398 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,728 Don't do it. 399 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,605 No. 400 00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:27,732 - Fiona. 401 00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:29,109 - Shit. 402 00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:41,746 - Hot. 403 00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:44,166 Very hot. 404 00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:26,249 - Jimmy spent the night? - Yeah. 405 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,667 Did you hear anything from Ian? 406 00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,461 - No. You? 407 00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:31,338 - No. 408 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,672 - You got this one? 409 00:17:32,714 --> 00:17:34,383 - Yeah. - Are you sure? 410 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:36,092 'Cause I could beat him to death with a baseball bat. 411 00:17:36,134 --> 00:17:37,802 You know, say I mistook him for an intruder. 412 00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:39,637 - No, I'm good. - All right. 413 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,056 - Thanks, little brother. 414 00:17:41,097 --> 00:17:43,392 - No worries, big sister. 415 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,768 Ready to get dressed? 416 00:17:58,532 --> 00:17:59,782 - What? 417 00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:00,992 - No, nothing. 418 00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:04,496 - Thanks. 419 00:18:04,538 --> 00:18:09,334 - So...is Jimmy gonna move in with you and Gus? 420 00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:11,586 - What? - Getting your own place? 421 00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:13,922 - We haven't decided yet. 422 00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:15,090 - I know how important 423 00:18:15,131 --> 00:18:17,467 those early days of marriage are. 424 00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:20,303 Figuring each other out, getting used to compromise. 425 00:18:20,345 --> 00:18:22,680 More eggs, Carl? Chuckie, honey? 426 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,474 - Has Mickey heard anything from Ian? 427 00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:26,184 - No, I called. Nothing. 428 00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:28,603 - If you and Gus do decide to get your own place, 429 00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:30,480 don't worry about us here. 430 00:18:30,522 --> 00:18:32,857 I can fill in now and then as needed. 431 00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:34,734 Oh, got to go. School. 432 00:18:34,776 --> 00:18:36,445 - Shoot...hey, you know what? I got to go too. 433 00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:38,447 I'm supposed to be working freshman orientation. 434 00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:39,697 - You're going? - Yeah. 435 00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:40,990 I'll have my phone, though. 436 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,242 Carl. 437 00:18:42,284 --> 00:18:43,952 Door. Go. 438 00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:48,957 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Lunch. 439 00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:51,042 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 440 00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:53,336 Better safe than sorry. 441 00:18:53,378 --> 00:18:55,838 And no bathrooms, right? 442 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,757 - School starts today? - Mm-hmm. 443 00:18:57,799 --> 00:18:59,175 - High school. Her first day. 444 00:18:59,217 --> 00:19:02,596 - Debs, high school! This is so exciting. 445 00:19:02,637 --> 00:19:04,264 You're gonna have a blast. 446 00:19:04,306 --> 00:19:06,266 - Yeah, that husband guy's at that front door. 447 00:19:07,601 --> 00:19:09,436 - Go. Go, I got this. 448 00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:11,980 Go deal with your life. 449 00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:14,065 - Hey. - Hey, I've been texting you. 450 00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,568 - My phone died. I'm sorry. 451 00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:20,696 - Uh... - Uh, that's frank. 452 00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:22,365 - Frank? - That's my useless father. 453 00:19:22,407 --> 00:19:24,117 - Is that smell him? - Yeah. 454 00:19:24,159 --> 00:19:25,452 You get used to it. 455 00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,579 It's like working at a landfill. 456 00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:28,997 - You okay? - Yeah. 457 00:19:29,038 --> 00:19:30,332 Ian stole a baby. 458 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:31,666 - Uh, who's Ian? 459 00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:33,126 - My brother. I told you about him. 460 00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:34,877 - Oh, right, the one who's in college. 461 00:19:34,919 --> 00:19:36,963 - No, no, no, the one that ran away and joined the army. 462 00:19:37,005 --> 00:19:38,298 - Wait, now... And he stole a baby? 463 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,008 - Well, he more, like, borrowed it. 464 00:19:40,049 --> 00:19:42,093 It's his boyfriend's baby. - Hi, Gus. Debbie. 465 00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:43,553 - Oh, yeah, I-I remember. 466 00:19:43,595 --> 00:19:45,138 - Um, congratulations. 467 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,389 Great. I got to go. 468 00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:47,641 - First day of high school. 469 00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:48,891 - Wha... 470 00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:50,310 - Hey, you Gus? 471 00:19:50,352 --> 00:19:52,312 - Yeah. - All right, I'm lip, brother. 472 00:19:52,354 --> 00:19:54,105 Don't fuck this up 'cause she's really great, all right? 473 00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,898 And if I hear anything from Ian, I'll call you. 474 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,693 Vice versa, right? - Yeah. 475 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:02,780 - Oh, hey, uh, listen, i-I'm supposed to meet Chris 476 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:05,158 to help work on some background tracks for his demo, 477 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,451 but I can blow him off. 478 00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:08,036 - No, thanks, really. 479 00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:09,663 No, there's nothing to do here but wait. 480 00:20:09,704 --> 00:20:11,122 I'll call you later, 481 00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:12,582 let you know what's going on with Ian? 482 00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:13,833 - Yeah. 483 00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:52,914 - Good morning, Illinois. 484 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:58,503 Hey, why you crying? 485 00:20:58,545 --> 00:21:01,047 It's a beautiful morning, don't you know? 486 00:21:01,089 --> 00:21:03,841 Okay, you need a new diaper, don't you? 487 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:07,262 Shh. All right. 488 00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:09,347 Hey, hey, hey. 489 00:21:09,389 --> 00:21:11,391 You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away. 490 00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:14,227 Okay. 491 00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:27,365 - Okay, okay, okay. 492 00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:29,909 Uh... 493 00:21:29,951 --> 00:21:31,827 Okay, okay. 494 00:21:31,869 --> 00:21:34,497 Diapers. 495 00:21:34,539 --> 00:21:36,499 Where are diapers? 496 00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:43,423 Diaper. 497 00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:46,718 No diaper. 498 00:21:48,595 --> 00:21:51,598 Hey, yevvy, look what I found. 499 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,391 Motorhead, yeah. 500 00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:54,809 Heavy metal diaper. 501 00:21:56,645 --> 00:21:58,271 You're gonna be a big badass. 502 00:21:58,313 --> 00:22:00,356 All the other babies are gonna look at you, 503 00:22:00,398 --> 00:22:03,568 and you're such a big badass, they're gonna go running... 504 00:22:03,610 --> 00:22:05,945 No, crawling away in fear. 505 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,949 Why are you still crying? 506 00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:12,034 Oh. You're hungry. 507 00:22:12,076 --> 00:22:13,286 It's morning. 508 00:22:13,328 --> 00:22:14,746 Babies get hungry in the morning. 509 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,918 Uh... 510 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,255 No food, but we're near an aqueduct. 511 00:22:24,297 --> 00:22:25,507 We can forage. 512 00:22:25,548 --> 00:22:27,759 We can hunt. 513 00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:31,513 We can get wild Greens, okay? 514 00:22:31,554 --> 00:22:32,764 We go now. 515 00:22:32,806 --> 00:22:34,974 We hunt like men. 516 00:22:35,016 --> 00:22:36,267 One, two, three. 517 00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:38,812 Up, up, and away. 518 00:22:38,852 --> 00:22:43,065 Left, left, left, right, left. 519 00:22:43,107 --> 00:22:44,734 - All right, shithead, this is, like, 520 00:22:44,776 --> 00:22:46,695 the 200th time I'm calling and you not picking up. 521 00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:48,655 I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. 522 00:22:48,697 --> 00:22:50,615 Call me the fuck back, Ian. 523 00:22:53,242 --> 00:22:56,120 I'm worried about you. 524 00:22:56,162 --> 00:22:59,624 I love you. 525 00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:02,377 Call me back. 526 00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:03,628 - I call nika to take me. 527 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,380 - What? - Hospital. 528 00:23:05,421 --> 00:23:08,591 Contractions and water breaks on sofa while I watch TV. 529 00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:09,883 - Nice outfit. You a mormon now? 530 00:23:09,925 --> 00:23:11,427 - I have to wear shitty, boring clothes 531 00:23:11,469 --> 00:23:12,970 for surrogate baby parents. 532 00:23:13,012 --> 00:23:14,347 When I'm done selling this baby, 533 00:23:14,389 --> 00:23:16,098 I want my yevgeny back in my bed 534 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,517 to sleep where he belongs. 535 00:23:17,559 --> 00:23:19,143 In my bed, or I call the cops. 536 00:23:19,185 --> 00:23:21,020 - Oh, my fu...You need to stop with the cops. 537 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:22,896 No cops. - Yes, cops. 538 00:23:26,609 --> 00:23:28,069 Yevgeny? 539 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,987 - No, no. No more fucking Russian either. 540 00:23:30,029 --> 00:23:31,823 I hate that Boris and Natasha shit. 541 00:23:31,865 --> 00:23:34,659 You get the money before you hand the baby over. 542 00:23:34,701 --> 00:23:37,537 We don't take personal checks or pay-you-in-installments crap. 543 00:23:37,579 --> 00:23:40,707 We take cash or cashier's check or whatever. 544 00:23:40,749 --> 00:23:42,876 Or we find some other infertile yuppie idiot 545 00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:44,377 to buy your broken condom kid. 546 00:23:44,419 --> 00:23:47,213 - No yevgeny, then cops. 547 00:24:05,981 --> 00:24:08,109 Go. 548 00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:09,694 - Get out. Now. 549 00:24:09,736 --> 00:24:12,530 I want you out now. 550 00:24:12,572 --> 00:24:14,156 - All right. 551 00:24:25,543 --> 00:24:28,504 Morning. 552 00:24:28,546 --> 00:24:29,714 Any coffee? 553 00:24:37,179 --> 00:24:40,516 I think I really fucked up. 554 00:24:40,558 --> 00:24:43,394 - Kev and I are separating. - What? 555 00:24:43,436 --> 00:24:44,771 - He doesn't even notice I'm alive. 556 00:24:44,813 --> 00:24:46,147 He has no sex drive. 557 00:24:46,188 --> 00:24:47,857 The only thing he cares about is the damn babies. 558 00:24:47,899 --> 00:24:50,984 - Kev moved out? - No, couch. 559 00:24:51,026 --> 00:24:53,070 Can you even say that you're married to someone 560 00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:54,656 if you're not having sex? 561 00:24:54,697 --> 00:24:57,450 It's like aliens abducted his body 562 00:24:57,492 --> 00:24:59,243 while I was in labor and replaced him 563 00:24:59,285 --> 00:25:01,329 with someone who looks like kev, 564 00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:03,289 talks like kev, but isn't kev. 565 00:25:03,331 --> 00:25:05,458 - What about the babies? 566 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,627 - I don't know. This just isn't working for me. 567 00:25:07,669 --> 00:25:09,963 - No, I mean where are they? 568 00:25:10,003 --> 00:25:12,340 - Kevin and I got in a fight, and then they started crying. 569 00:25:12,381 --> 00:25:14,467 Then he started yelling at me because they were crying, 570 00:25:14,509 --> 00:25:15,885 like it was only my fault, 571 00:25:15,927 --> 00:25:17,846 and the only way I can get him to even look at me 572 00:25:17,887 --> 00:25:20,139 is if I knock him upside the head with a pan. 573 00:25:20,181 --> 00:25:21,975 - You hit him in the head with a pan? 574 00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:23,518 - No. Hell, no. 575 00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:24,769 Whose damn side are you on? 576 00:25:24,811 --> 00:25:26,145 - I'm not on anyone's side. 577 00:25:26,187 --> 00:25:27,396 - No? Well, you better be, 578 00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:28,648 and the side better be my side. 579 00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:30,650 - Okay. Okay... Sure, of course. 580 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:32,986 So where are Kevin and the girls? 581 00:25:33,026 --> 00:25:35,237 - We started fighting, and then he took them to the park 582 00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:37,824 because they come first, always. 583 00:25:37,866 --> 00:25:41,076 Shit. I got to go. 584 00:25:41,118 --> 00:25:43,371 I got to go take a shower and go to the alibi and open up. 585 00:25:43,412 --> 00:25:45,331 What did you want to talk about? 586 00:25:45,373 --> 00:25:46,582 - Nothing. 587 00:25:46,624 --> 00:25:48,125 We can catch up later. 588 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:49,418 - Thank you. 589 00:25:51,713 --> 00:25:53,840 I love you. - Love you too. 590 00:26:08,938 --> 00:26:10,982 - ♪ I don't set out to please them ♪ 591 00:26:11,024 --> 00:26:12,608 ♪ god, I don't need them ♪ 592 00:26:12,650 --> 00:26:15,403 ♪ gotta be something in the food that they feed ♪ 593 00:26:15,444 --> 00:26:18,447 ♪ but how do you play with the hand that you're dealt? ♪ 594 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:23,036 ♪ It just don't feel right ♪ 595 00:26:23,076 --> 00:26:25,329 - You deadly Debbie? - Huh? 596 00:26:25,371 --> 00:26:28,750 - You know, from YouTube, kicking those two girls' asses? 597 00:26:28,791 --> 00:26:30,626 - Yeah. 598 00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:32,587 That was me. 599 00:26:32,628 --> 00:26:34,714 - You think you can kick my ass? 600 00:26:34,756 --> 00:26:37,466 - Yo, deadly Debbie. 601 00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,343 Jesus, I showed you a couple of moves. 602 00:26:39,385 --> 00:26:41,971 Didn't know you were gonna go all Chuck Norris on me. 603 00:26:42,013 --> 00:26:43,681 Hey, gabowski. How was your summer? 604 00:26:43,723 --> 00:26:45,266 You, uh, finish the community service hours 605 00:26:45,307 --> 00:26:46,517 for that solicitation beef? 606 00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:47,810 - Fuck you, Derek. 607 00:26:47,852 --> 00:26:49,437 - Yeah, wouldn't you like to? 608 00:26:49,478 --> 00:26:53,024 But I hear you're behind on your shots. 609 00:26:53,066 --> 00:26:54,400 - Later, Debbie. 610 00:26:56,986 --> 00:26:58,613 - Making enemies already? 611 00:26:58,654 --> 00:27:01,657 - She wanted me to kick her ass. - You're famous now. 612 00:27:01,699 --> 00:27:03,158 Lots of idiots are gonna want to try you, 613 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,535 get it up on the web. 614 00:27:04,577 --> 00:27:06,328 - Think I can? - Kick her ass? 615 00:27:06,370 --> 00:27:08,121 You think you can? 616 00:27:08,163 --> 00:27:09,958 - I don't know. 617 00:27:09,999 --> 00:27:12,209 - I can go, maybe. 618 00:27:12,251 --> 00:27:14,378 - Thanks. - You didn't find him? 619 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:16,089 - Nah. - You coming or not? 620 00:27:16,129 --> 00:27:17,548 - Uh, not. 621 00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:19,300 - We need bath towels. - Can you go without me? 622 00:27:19,341 --> 00:27:20,802 I'll reimburse you for my half. 623 00:27:23,012 --> 00:27:24,472 - White work? - White's great. 624 00:27:24,513 --> 00:27:26,933 Thanks, muff. Appreciate it. 625 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,853 - The hell was that? 626 00:27:30,895 --> 00:27:32,354 - I think she's interested in me. 627 00:27:32,396 --> 00:27:34,189 - Yeah, no shit. What are you gonna do about it? 628 00:27:34,231 --> 00:27:35,483 - I don't know. 629 00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:37,986 It's kind of intriguing. - Really? 630 00:27:38,027 --> 00:27:39,570 - Well, isn't that what college is all about? 631 00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:41,238 Checking out a bunch of different things, 632 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,699 keeping yourself open to new horizons? 633 00:27:43,741 --> 00:27:45,827 Hang on a sec. 634 00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:47,620 This is no interest? 635 00:27:47,662 --> 00:27:50,123 - For the first six months, $3,000 credit limit to start, 636 00:27:50,163 --> 00:27:52,708 and you get 10,000 frequent flyer miles. 637 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:54,085 - Do you need another credit card? 638 00:27:54,127 --> 00:27:55,461 - I need a credit card. 639 00:27:55,503 --> 00:27:57,338 Dad took away all my cards after that thing 640 00:27:57,379 --> 00:27:59,715 with the Prada bag and then H&M. 641 00:28:01,092 --> 00:28:02,635 - What, they just give you a card? 642 00:28:02,677 --> 00:28:04,470 - They'll give you, like, ten if you want. 643 00:28:04,512 --> 00:28:06,179 We're the future. They're meth dealers. 644 00:28:06,221 --> 00:28:08,265 Give you your first few hits for free, get you hooked. 645 00:28:08,307 --> 00:28:10,392 I'm just gonna run it up and then beg daddy to pay it off, 646 00:28:10,434 --> 00:28:12,185 turn on the tears, tell him how much I love him, 647 00:28:12,227 --> 00:28:13,604 promise to come home for Christmas. 648 00:28:13,646 --> 00:28:15,148 He always caves. 649 00:28:15,188 --> 00:28:16,899 - You know, I'm gonna catch up with you, okay? 650 00:28:16,941 --> 00:28:18,567 I'll be right there. - Okay. 651 00:28:26,534 --> 00:28:29,078 - Hey, Ian, it's lip. Where the fuck are you? 652 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,288 Fuck. 653 00:28:43,718 --> 00:28:46,428 - Hello, little man. Are you hungry? 654 00:28:52,226 --> 00:28:53,435 Hello. 655 00:28:54,979 --> 00:28:57,773 - Oh, hey, I'm thinking I want some applesauce. 656 00:28:57,815 --> 00:29:00,484 Want some applesauce? 657 00:29:00,526 --> 00:29:02,987 - You like that? Maybe some peas? 658 00:29:03,029 --> 00:29:05,280 I'm getting some red bull too. 659 00:29:05,322 --> 00:29:06,741 That's not for you, though. 660 00:29:06,782 --> 00:29:08,576 Okay, there it is. 661 00:29:09,744 --> 00:29:11,495 All right. 662 00:29:11,537 --> 00:29:14,248 Peas and thank you. 663 00:29:14,289 --> 00:29:18,252 All right, and $20 on number one, please. 664 00:29:18,293 --> 00:29:19,461 Thanks. 665 00:29:23,298 --> 00:29:25,384 Right. Uh... 666 00:29:28,179 --> 00:29:29,889 Can you... Can you just hold him? 667 00:29:32,516 --> 00:29:36,311 Here, that's, uh... 15, 16, 17, 18, 19. 668 00:29:36,353 --> 00:29:41,275 Uh...60... 669 00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:45,154 5...7. 67. 670 00:29:45,196 --> 00:29:46,447 Okay, that's not enough, right? 671 00:29:46,488 --> 00:29:48,282 - Right. 672 00:29:48,323 --> 00:29:51,077 - Um...no, no. 673 00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:52,703 And I'm just gonna get... 674 00:29:52,745 --> 00:29:54,747 Can I get a couple diapers, not the whole pack? 675 00:29:54,789 --> 00:29:56,040 - No. 676 00:29:56,082 --> 00:29:58,042 - Okay, how much do I have left for gas 677 00:29:58,084 --> 00:30:00,544 if I just don't get any diapers? 678 00:30:00,586 --> 00:30:02,546 - $9.27. - Okay, $9.27 on number one. 679 00:30:02,588 --> 00:30:04,090 Thank you. - Hang on. Hang on a minute. 680 00:30:04,132 --> 00:30:05,800 Um...here. 681 00:30:07,384 --> 00:30:10,345 Here's $5 for the diapers. - Okay. 682 00:30:10,387 --> 00:30:11,680 - Thank you so much. 683 00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:13,266 Thank you. You're very nice. 684 00:30:13,307 --> 00:30:15,017 You're a very, very nice lady. Thank you. 685 00:30:15,059 --> 00:30:16,936 - You're welcome. - No, no, really, it's...Wow. 686 00:30:16,978 --> 00:30:19,063 You're amazing. You're very nice. 687 00:30:19,105 --> 00:30:21,690 Thank you so much. Thank you. 688 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,151 All right. 689 00:30:23,192 --> 00:30:26,528 Okay, here we go. 690 00:30:29,031 --> 00:30:32,910 You can't do that here. 691 00:30:32,952 --> 00:30:35,121 You can't change him here. 692 00:30:35,163 --> 00:30:36,747 - Right. 693 00:30:36,789 --> 00:30:39,167 Okay. 694 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:40,375 Thank you. 695 00:30:42,711 --> 00:30:44,172 Bye-bye, nice lady. 696 00:30:44,213 --> 00:30:46,257 Can you say "bye-bye"? Bye-bye. 697 00:30:46,299 --> 00:30:48,759 Bye-bye, nice lady. Thank you. 698 00:30:48,801 --> 00:30:49,969 Hey, thanks, man. 699 00:30:54,807 --> 00:30:56,017 - Order up. 700 00:30:56,058 --> 00:30:57,893 - Two more fries and a blt. 701 00:30:57,935 --> 00:31:00,313 - Your husband, Gus, came in looking for you this morning. 702 00:31:00,354 --> 00:31:01,730 - Thanks. I saw him. 703 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,274 - So he found you? - Yep. 704 00:31:03,316 --> 00:31:04,817 And a Reuben, light kraut. 705 00:31:04,859 --> 00:31:06,360 - So who was the guy you were beating 706 00:31:06,401 --> 00:31:08,445 the shit out of yesterday? 707 00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:10,072 - Old boyfriend. 708 00:31:10,114 --> 00:31:12,074 - Did you sleep with him? 709 00:31:12,116 --> 00:31:13,659 Mm. 710 00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:15,369 I figured you must have after you punched him 711 00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:16,996 in the face six times. 712 00:31:19,581 --> 00:31:22,751 Hey, uh, Jackie's getting out of the hospital this afternoon. 713 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:25,129 - Already? You picking her up? 714 00:31:25,171 --> 00:31:27,298 - No. Her parole officer. 715 00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:29,633 - What? Why? You called her? 716 00:31:29,675 --> 00:31:31,635 - It's part of the deal hiring her. 717 00:31:31,677 --> 00:31:34,180 Got to call the p.O. If she relapses. 718 00:31:34,222 --> 00:31:35,597 - Fuck that. 719 00:31:35,639 --> 00:31:37,558 She's trying. Give her another chance. 720 00:31:37,599 --> 00:31:39,894 - She's had plenty, and I'm not gonna be the one enabling her. 721 00:31:39,935 --> 00:31:42,230 If she violates parole, she goes back. 722 00:31:42,271 --> 00:31:44,481 Hey. Girlfriend's here. 723 00:31:44,523 --> 00:31:45,816 - Oh, shit. 724 00:31:45,858 --> 00:31:47,360 - I thought that was your big tipper. 725 00:31:47,401 --> 00:31:49,320 - Uh, yeah. It's complicated. 726 00:31:49,362 --> 00:31:52,114 - It always is with you. 727 00:31:52,156 --> 00:31:54,116 Order up. 728 00:31:59,454 --> 00:32:02,124 - Coffee and a piece of peach pie you won't eat? 729 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:05,627 - I think I'll leave the apple a la mode untouched today. 730 00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:09,590 - Are you and Jimmy lovers? 731 00:32:09,631 --> 00:32:12,218 - No, he's not my type. 732 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:13,510 You're my type. 733 00:32:13,552 --> 00:32:14,845 I picked up on that. 734 00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:16,222 - Really? 735 00:32:16,264 --> 00:32:17,681 I'm usually pretty good at hiding it. 736 00:32:17,723 --> 00:32:18,933 - Why are you here? 737 00:32:18,974 --> 00:32:20,893 - I need him to make a decision. 738 00:32:20,935 --> 00:32:23,312 If he stays, I have to make other arrangements. 739 00:32:23,354 --> 00:32:25,398 - Other arrangements for what? 740 00:32:25,439 --> 00:32:27,441 - Business. 741 00:32:27,482 --> 00:32:29,777 So is he gonna stay? 742 00:32:31,779 --> 00:32:34,573 - I don't know. 743 00:32:34,615 --> 00:32:37,492 I don't know if he's gonna stay. 744 00:32:37,534 --> 00:32:39,954 - What kind of mother doesn't care if they're crying 745 00:32:39,995 --> 00:32:42,206 or if they're getting a rash or if they're not sleeping 746 00:32:42,248 --> 00:32:43,999 or if we're giving them enough eye contact, 747 00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:46,043 worrying about if the house is even safe? 748 00:32:46,085 --> 00:32:48,462 They can hang themselves on curtain strings. 749 00:32:48,503 --> 00:32:50,172 Electrical outlets are a nightmare. 750 00:32:50,214 --> 00:32:52,383 Toilets? Toilets? Toilets. 751 00:32:52,425 --> 00:32:54,135 Kids drown in toilets all the time. 752 00:32:54,176 --> 00:32:55,552 Close the lid. 753 00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:57,888 You got to be on it all the time. 754 00:32:57,930 --> 00:33:01,309 I mean, what kind of person doesn't worry about this shit? 755 00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:02,643 My wife, that's who. 756 00:33:02,684 --> 00:33:03,894 That's who doesn't worry. 757 00:33:03,936 --> 00:33:05,646 No, sleeps right through the night. 758 00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:08,149 What kind of mother can sleep through 759 00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:09,650 her children crying, huh? 760 00:33:09,691 --> 00:33:11,193 What kind of person? 761 00:33:11,235 --> 00:33:13,737 Julie? What kind, huh? 762 00:33:13,779 --> 00:33:15,572 - You know that me jerking you off was 763 00:33:15,614 --> 00:33:17,950 a one-time thing, right? 764 00:33:33,424 --> 00:33:34,633 - Carol? 765 00:33:34,675 --> 00:33:36,093 Svetlana's asking for you. 766 00:33:36,135 --> 00:33:37,552 She only wants Mrs. Hewitt. 767 00:33:37,594 --> 00:33:38,887 We'll come get you when it's time. 768 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:41,056 - Oh, okay. 769 00:33:56,989 --> 00:33:59,908 - ♪ I'm the queen of the dark side ♪ 770 00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:03,162 ♪ he's the king of the fools ♪ 771 00:34:03,204 --> 00:34:05,873 ♪ tick tick ♪ 772 00:34:05,914 --> 00:34:08,792 ♪ boom boom boom ♪ 773 00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:10,878 ♪ seduction sirens ♪ 774 00:34:10,919 --> 00:34:14,965 ♪ get the money and run ♪ 775 00:34:15,007 --> 00:34:17,843 ♪ listen for the sound ♪ 776 00:34:25,893 --> 00:34:28,521 ♪ we want the sights ♪ 777 00:34:32,441 --> 00:34:33,859 - You need something? 778 00:34:33,901 --> 00:34:36,653 - Hmm? 779 00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:38,822 - Waiting can be very stressful. 780 00:34:38,864 --> 00:34:42,284 Oh, yeah. 781 00:34:42,326 --> 00:34:44,953 - ♪ Ow ♪ 782 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:46,163 ♪ hitch a ride to Arizona ♪ 783 00:34:46,205 --> 00:34:48,290 - Mmm. 784 00:34:48,332 --> 00:34:50,459 100 for the mouth, 785 00:34:50,501 --> 00:34:54,129 200 for the... 786 00:34:57,049 --> 00:34:58,551 - You think we have enough time? 787 00:34:58,592 --> 00:35:00,219 I mean, I don't want to miss the birth of... 788 00:35:00,261 --> 00:35:01,636 - Oh, yeah. 789 00:35:01,678 --> 00:35:05,391 Baby takes hours to come. 790 00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:07,476 - ♪ This is the sound ♪ 791 00:35:23,951 --> 00:35:27,496 - Baby needs a new pair of shoes, right? 792 00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:32,084 Back in a flash with the cash. 793 00:35:46,474 --> 00:35:49,268 How's it going, guys? Can I get a smoke? 794 00:35:49,310 --> 00:35:52,354 Want to take a walk? 795 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:09,704 - Hi, it's okay. 796 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:16,629 Help. Help. 797 00:36:19,465 --> 00:36:20,674 Anybody. 798 00:36:20,715 --> 00:36:22,635 - We need to find something filthy 799 00:36:22,676 --> 00:36:24,719 and ripped to put on Liam. 800 00:36:24,761 --> 00:36:27,348 The food bank at the methodists always give us extra stuff 801 00:36:27,389 --> 00:36:29,016 if they think we're homeless. - Help me. 802 00:36:29,057 --> 00:36:30,684 Help me. I can't get up. 803 00:36:30,725 --> 00:36:32,978 Help. I need help! 804 00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:34,396 - You been taking your meds? 805 00:36:34,438 --> 00:36:36,064 - Have you been giving them to me? 806 00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:38,400 - Not my job. Your job. 807 00:36:38,442 --> 00:36:40,819 You don't care for your family... Can't even make sure 808 00:36:40,861 --> 00:36:43,155 chuckie and me have a roof over our heads, 809 00:36:43,197 --> 00:36:45,199 but we're supposed to take care of you? 810 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,450 Okay, hands up. 811 00:36:46,492 --> 00:36:47,742 Skin turn yellow? 812 00:36:47,784 --> 00:36:49,119 - A bit, yeah. 813 00:36:49,161 --> 00:36:51,580 Probably rejecting your liver. 814 00:36:51,622 --> 00:36:54,500 - Okay, chuckie, you finish getting dressed, okay? 815 00:36:54,542 --> 00:36:56,126 Nothing nice. 816 00:36:56,168 --> 00:36:59,463 Ooh, maybe that shirt with the bloodstains on it 817 00:36:59,505 --> 00:37:02,299 from when you tried skateboarding? 818 00:37:02,341 --> 00:37:04,843 - Chuck-o, help your old pap, will you? 819 00:37:04,885 --> 00:37:06,303 Huh? Help me. 820 00:37:06,345 --> 00:37:08,305 - And don't help your grandfather, chuckie. 821 00:37:08,347 --> 00:37:09,931 He doesn't care about us. 822 00:37:09,973 --> 00:37:11,225 - Chuck. 823 00:37:13,018 --> 00:37:16,480 Liam, get me the phone, huh, buddy? 824 00:37:16,522 --> 00:37:18,607 Fruit of my loin, 825 00:37:18,649 --> 00:37:20,067 apple of your pappy's eye? 826 00:37:20,108 --> 00:37:22,528 - You too, Liam. Don't help him! 827 00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:26,532 Liam, help... 828 00:37:26,574 --> 00:37:28,783 Jesus. 829 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:37,918 Little cocoa ingrate. 830 00:37:41,213 --> 00:37:42,464 Fuck. 831 00:38:14,246 --> 00:38:15,748 - That's him. - Hey, what are you doing? 832 00:38:15,789 --> 00:38:17,165 - This your car, sir? - Oh. 833 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:18,459 - Sir, you can't leave a baby alone 834 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,960 in a locked car on a hot day. 835 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:22,713 - I saw him get into a car with a man and just drive off. 836 00:38:22,755 --> 00:38:24,798 - You're scaring the shit out of him. What are you doing? 837 00:38:24,839 --> 00:38:27,842 - Sir, we were concerned for the safety of the child. 838 00:38:27,884 --> 00:38:29,094 - You called the cops? 839 00:38:29,136 --> 00:38:31,054 I get into a car for one second, 840 00:38:31,096 --> 00:38:32,389 and you call the cops? 841 00:38:32,431 --> 00:38:33,724 Are you fucking kidding me, lady? 842 00:38:33,766 --> 00:38:35,016 - Hey, she did the right thing. 843 00:38:35,058 --> 00:38:37,060 Sir, now, why don't you calm down? 844 00:38:37,102 --> 00:38:38,771 - Calm down? You're telling me to calm down? 845 00:38:38,812 --> 00:38:41,732 Trying to steal my baby, telling me to calm down? 846 00:38:41,774 --> 00:38:43,358 - Are you on something, sir? Drugs? 847 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,027 - Drugs? Drugs? Am I on fucking drugs? 848 00:38:46,069 --> 00:38:48,071 You're the one who's trying to steal my baby! 849 00:38:48,113 --> 00:38:49,782 You're the baby thieves. 850 00:38:49,823 --> 00:38:51,533 You're the one that's trying to take my baby. 851 00:38:51,575 --> 00:38:52,826 What the fuck is wrong with you? 852 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:54,077 Who sent you? 853 00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:55,496 Jesus send you? 854 00:38:55,537 --> 00:38:56,830 Did Jesus send you to take my baby? 855 00:38:56,871 --> 00:38:58,248 - Nobody sent us. 856 00:38:58,290 --> 00:38:59,874 Sir, we're just here to help, okay? 857 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:02,002 - Don't fucking lie to me! Why did he send you? 858 00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:03,378 - Why don't we have a seat and talk? 859 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,839 - Get the fuck away from me. Stay away! 860 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,383 Sir, stop! 861 00:39:08,425 --> 00:39:09,551 Stop! 862 00:39:16,975 --> 00:39:18,435 - Take the front! 863 00:39:21,730 --> 00:39:22,690 - Help me! 864 00:39:22,731 --> 00:39:23,940 They want to steal my baby! 865 00:39:23,982 --> 00:39:25,192 They're trying to steal him! 866 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:26,985 They're Gabriel's demons. 867 00:39:27,027 --> 00:39:29,946 They're trying to take him! Please! 868 00:39:29,988 --> 00:39:31,657 Help me! Please, please help me! 869 00:39:31,699 --> 00:39:34,827 Help me, help me, help me, help me! 870 00:39:34,868 --> 00:39:38,497 No tests! No tests! No, no, no, no! 871 00:39:38,539 --> 00:39:40,165 No tests, don't test me! 872 00:39:40,207 --> 00:39:42,125 - Stay away! Stay away! 873 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:45,337 Not fair! Please, please. 874 00:39:45,379 --> 00:39:48,131 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 875 00:39:48,173 --> 00:39:51,343 Please. I'm so sorry. 876 00:40:11,029 --> 00:40:12,573 - What the hell are you doing here? 877 00:40:12,614 --> 00:40:14,575 - I was running an errand down the block for work. 878 00:40:14,616 --> 00:40:16,577 I thought you might have heard something from Ian. 879 00:40:16,618 --> 00:40:19,287 - No. - Oh, a beretta px4 storm. 880 00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,914 - Don't touch it. 881 00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:23,166 - So nothing from Ian? 882 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:24,918 - What the fuck do you think? 883 00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:26,961 - Saw it a couple times with my mom, Monica. 884 00:40:27,003 --> 00:40:28,922 Kind of scary, weird stuff. 885 00:40:28,963 --> 00:40:30,340 She climbed to the top of our roof 886 00:40:30,382 --> 00:40:32,300 and thought she was a bird. 887 00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:33,761 - She jump? - No. 888 00:40:33,802 --> 00:40:36,263 The firemen came and got her down. 889 00:40:46,189 --> 00:40:48,233 - You want a beer? - Sure. 890 00:40:51,069 --> 00:40:53,071 - You got any weed? Heard you're working a corner. 891 00:40:53,113 --> 00:40:56,199 - Smoking the product is bad business, eats into profits. 892 00:40:56,241 --> 00:40:57,659 - Good thinking, kid. 893 00:40:57,701 --> 00:40:59,578 You might just make it out there. 894 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:02,873 Not a white man's game anymore, though. 895 00:41:10,338 --> 00:41:13,634 Two points. 896 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:17,721 Yeah. 897 00:41:17,763 --> 00:41:19,973 Yeah. 898 00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:21,224 Okay. 899 00:41:21,266 --> 00:41:24,269 Cops got Ian and the baby. 900 00:41:24,311 --> 00:41:26,104 Where the fuck's terre haute? 901 00:41:29,650 --> 00:41:32,402 - So how long are we gonna wait? - A little bit longer. 902 00:41:32,444 --> 00:41:35,614 - Are you sure she still cares about you? 903 00:41:35,656 --> 00:41:37,198 - Yes. 904 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,742 - We got to leave for Dubai soon. 905 00:41:38,784 --> 00:41:40,118 - I know. - Very soon. 906 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,369 - I know. 907 00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:42,621 Here she is. 908 00:41:44,873 --> 00:41:46,708 Been calling you for hours. 909 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:48,794 - I had a tough day. 910 00:41:48,836 --> 00:41:50,253 - Ian? 911 00:41:53,632 --> 00:41:55,091 Look, we got to talk. 912 00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:57,218 - I'm not sure I'm up for it tonight. 913 00:42:06,561 --> 00:42:08,480 Fuck, my phone's dead. 914 00:42:11,817 --> 00:42:15,236 - I don't know what to say. 915 00:42:15,278 --> 00:42:17,447 - Then don't say anything. 916 00:42:20,408 --> 00:42:22,577 - What are you looking for? 917 00:42:22,619 --> 00:42:23,871 - My phone charger. 918 00:42:23,912 --> 00:42:25,246 Somebody's always taking it. 919 00:42:25,288 --> 00:42:27,499 Fuck. 920 00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:28,834 - I'm sorry. 921 00:42:28,876 --> 00:42:31,503 - Fucking Sammi, probably. Shit. 922 00:42:31,545 --> 00:42:34,006 - No, I'm sorry for everything that's happened. 923 00:42:41,137 --> 00:42:44,016 That's supposed to be enough? 924 00:42:44,057 --> 00:42:46,267 - I should have been here. - Yeah. 925 00:42:46,309 --> 00:42:48,770 Yeah, you should have. 926 00:42:48,812 --> 00:42:50,313 - I thought about you every single day. 927 00:42:50,355 --> 00:42:51,690 - Don't. 928 00:42:51,732 --> 00:42:53,567 You left. You didn't come back. 929 00:42:53,608 --> 00:42:56,695 - Hey, I love you. 930 00:42:56,737 --> 00:42:58,864 - Don't do that again. 931 00:42:58,906 --> 00:43:00,240 - I love you. 932 00:43:00,281 --> 00:43:03,827 I love everything about you. - Please. 933 00:43:03,869 --> 00:43:05,662 - I am so... - What do you want from me? 934 00:43:05,704 --> 00:43:07,121 - So sorry. 935 00:43:13,545 --> 00:43:15,463 I love you. 936 00:43:17,507 --> 00:43:21,094 I love you. 937 00:43:33,857 --> 00:43:35,233 - ♪ take me around ♪ 938 00:43:35,275 --> 00:43:37,193 ♪ around your end of town ♪ 939 00:43:37,235 --> 00:43:40,196 ♪ 'cause I'm struggling to keep my feet on the ground ♪ 940 00:43:41,865 --> 00:43:43,408 - ♪ When you were naked and deflated ♪ 941 00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:45,744 ♪ I thought that we were the greatest ♪ 942 00:43:45,786 --> 00:43:47,454 ♪ I wonder why I left you ♪ 943 00:43:47,495 --> 00:43:49,414 ♪ why I let you down ♪ 944 00:43:49,456 --> 00:43:52,000 ♪ you've gotta crush me, babe ♪ 945 00:43:52,042 --> 00:43:53,668 ♪ grind me down ♪ 946 00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:58,006 ♪ treat me like I don't play around ♪ 947 00:44:00,968 --> 00:44:04,304 - ♪ Treat me like I don't go off ♪ 948 00:44:04,345 --> 00:44:07,015 ♪ you've gotta crush me, baby ♪ 949 00:44:07,057 --> 00:44:10,018 ♪ grind me down ♪ 950 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:11,937 - Stop. 951 00:44:11,979 --> 00:44:13,521 Please, Jimmy, stop. 952 00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:14,773 Stop. 953 00:44:14,815 --> 00:44:16,357 Jimmy, stop! 954 00:44:34,542 --> 00:44:38,088 Just please...Go home. 955 00:44:41,133 --> 00:44:43,551 Go home. 956 00:45:04,865 --> 00:45:06,074 - Fuck. 957 00:45:06,116 --> 00:45:07,408 - Fiona? 958 00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:08,994 - I'm just getting her voice mail. 959 00:45:09,036 --> 00:45:10,745 - You want me to try texting her again? 960 00:45:10,787 --> 00:45:12,330 - Can't hurt. 961 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:17,085 - I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. 962 00:45:17,127 --> 00:45:19,462 - Yeah, you should have. 963 00:45:19,504 --> 00:45:21,464 - I didn't know things could get this bad. 964 00:45:21,506 --> 00:45:22,924 - Can get worse. 965 00:45:24,801 --> 00:45:25,969 Get much worse. 966 00:45:35,812 --> 00:45:39,066 - Mr. Gallagher? 967 00:45:39,107 --> 00:45:40,316 How you feeling, frank? 968 00:45:40,358 --> 00:45:41,735 - I've felt better. 969 00:45:41,776 --> 00:45:43,361 - I would hope so. 970 00:45:43,403 --> 00:45:44,905 We've started you on prednisone 971 00:45:44,946 --> 00:45:46,865 to decrease the inflammation in your liver, 972 00:45:46,907 --> 00:45:49,117 also lasix to bring down your fluid levels. 973 00:45:49,159 --> 00:45:50,869 You were quite jaundiced when you arrived. 974 00:45:50,911 --> 00:45:52,704 Have you been taking your antirejection meds 975 00:45:52,746 --> 00:45:53,955 as prescribed? 976 00:45:53,997 --> 00:45:55,916 - My bitch of a newfound daughter 977 00:45:55,957 --> 00:45:57,667 hasn't been giving them to me. 978 00:45:57,709 --> 00:46:00,503 - Your daughter has been keeping your medications away from you? 979 00:46:00,545 --> 00:46:03,590 - No, but she was supposed to make sure I take them. 980 00:46:03,631 --> 00:46:06,093 - Mr. Gallagher, you are a 51-year-old man 981 00:46:06,134 --> 00:46:07,594 with a new liver transplant. 982 00:46:07,635 --> 00:46:09,387 You should be able to take responsibility 983 00:46:09,429 --> 00:46:10,764 for your own medications, 984 00:46:10,805 --> 00:46:14,226 unless you're mentally incapacitated. 985 00:46:14,266 --> 00:46:16,978 Are you mentally incapacitated? 986 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,646 - Mentally incapacitated? 987 00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:20,774 - Retarded. Are you retarded, frank? 988 00:46:20,815 --> 00:46:22,025 - No. 989 00:46:22,067 --> 00:46:24,360 - Then get your shit together. 990 00:46:29,116 --> 00:46:30,700 - Am I gonna lose the liver? 991 00:46:30,742 --> 00:46:34,537 - No, but we ran a tox screen and blood alcohol level 992 00:46:34,579 --> 00:46:36,288 as part of your workup on admittance. 993 00:46:36,330 --> 00:46:37,916 I was happily surprised to find there was 994 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:39,167 no alcohol in your system. 995 00:46:39,209 --> 00:46:40,585 - You're welcome. 996 00:46:40,627 --> 00:46:42,170 - However, we did find traces of cocaine, 997 00:46:42,212 --> 00:46:44,131 marijuana, and opiates. 998 00:46:44,172 --> 00:46:46,883 If I were to hazard a guess, my money would be on oxycontin. 999 00:46:46,925 --> 00:46:49,385 - Great...stuff. 1000 00:46:49,427 --> 00:46:51,721 The guy who invented it should be on the Nobel short list. 1001 00:46:51,763 --> 00:46:53,223 - This is no joke, frank. 1002 00:46:53,265 --> 00:46:55,016 Somebody gave their life, so you could live. 1003 00:46:55,058 --> 00:46:59,311 - Well, technically, I think he was pretty much dead 1004 00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:03,357 before they started divvying up the body parts. 1005 00:47:03,399 --> 00:47:05,401 - I'm loading you up on antibiotics 1006 00:47:05,443 --> 00:47:07,779 and a new round of antirejection meds, 1007 00:47:07,821 --> 00:47:10,406 and I'll be sending you home in a couple of hours. 1008 00:47:10,448 --> 00:47:12,408 But if you don't take care of this liver, 1009 00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:13,827 you're shit out of luck. 1010 00:47:13,868 --> 00:47:15,203 Nobody's giving you another one. 1011 00:47:32,553 --> 00:47:33,763 - Are you coming? 1012 00:47:33,805 --> 00:47:35,431 - I should probably stay in the car. 1013 00:47:35,473 --> 00:47:36,766 - Why? 1014 00:47:36,808 --> 00:47:39,936 - I might have a pound of weed on me. 1015 00:47:39,978 --> 00:47:43,106 - Jesus Christ, that's a pound? - Give or take. 1016 00:47:43,148 --> 00:47:44,816 - All right, then you can stay in the car, 1017 00:47:44,858 --> 00:47:46,943 but we're gonna talk about this later, all right? 1018 00:47:54,034 --> 00:47:55,827 Hey, excuse me? 1019 00:47:55,869 --> 00:47:58,496 I-I got a call about my brother being in here, Ian Gallagher? 1020 00:47:58,538 --> 00:48:00,832 - Yeah, that's me. I was the arresting officer. 1021 00:48:00,874 --> 00:48:03,293 Does your brother have a history of mental illness? 1022 00:48:03,335 --> 00:48:04,711 - Yes. 1023 00:48:04,752 --> 00:48:06,296 - He was acting irrationally, 1024 00:48:06,338 --> 00:48:08,464 left a baby locked inside of a hot car, 1025 00:48:08,506 --> 00:48:10,424 and then he ran away when we tried to question him. 1026 00:48:10,466 --> 00:48:11,676 - Is the baby okay? 1027 00:48:11,718 --> 00:48:13,511 - Yeah, he's sleeping in back. 1028 00:48:13,553 --> 00:48:15,387 Is the baby your brother's baby? 1029 00:48:15,429 --> 00:48:16,639 - No, he's mine. 1030 00:48:16,681 --> 00:48:18,390 - You're the father? 1031 00:48:18,432 --> 00:48:20,601 Who are you in relationship to Mr. Gallagher? 1032 00:48:20,643 --> 00:48:22,854 - His partner. 1033 00:48:22,896 --> 00:48:25,315 Lover? Family? You know? 1034 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:28,400 - When we took Mr. Gallagher to the E.R., 1035 00:48:28,442 --> 00:48:30,402 they gave him a sedative, seemed to calm him down, 1036 00:48:30,444 --> 00:48:32,155 but he's clearly a troubled kid. 1037 00:48:32,197 --> 00:48:33,614 - Is he under arrest? 1038 00:48:33,656 --> 00:48:35,491 - He'll have to face some charges, 1039 00:48:35,533 --> 00:48:37,785 but we're not gonna hold him, but his car went to impound. 1040 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,996 You won't be able to get that processed for a couple days, 1041 00:48:40,038 --> 00:48:42,207 and you'll have to pay the tow charges. 1042 00:48:42,249 --> 00:48:44,584 You need to get him some help. 1043 00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,087 - Yes, sir, we, uh... We know. 1044 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,516 Hey. Hey. Hey. 1045 00:49:01,768 --> 00:49:02,936 All right? 1046 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,875 - Yours? 1047 00:49:27,377 --> 00:49:29,296 He's a cute kid. Good sleeper too. 1048 00:49:29,337 --> 00:49:32,048 Got one about his age at home. 1049 00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:34,634 You're a lucky man. 1050 00:49:34,675 --> 00:49:37,095 - Hey. 1051 00:49:37,137 --> 00:49:39,471 Yes, sir. Thank you. 1052 00:49:39,513 --> 00:49:41,975 - You're welcome. 1053 00:50:09,461 --> 00:50:12,922 - ♪ You took my hand and brought me down in the morning ♪ 1054 00:50:12,964 --> 00:50:16,801 ♪ and I was sitting waiting for the telephone ♪ 1055 00:50:16,843 --> 00:50:21,389 ♪ to swallow me whole ♪ 1056 00:50:27,895 --> 00:50:29,897 ♪ I saw your face reflected ♪ 1057 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:32,025 ♪ on the resonant screen ♪ 1058 00:50:32,066 --> 00:50:36,696 ♪ and I watched your mouth moving like a tired machine ♪ 1059 00:50:36,737 --> 00:50:40,616 ♪ trying to plead with me ♪ 1060 00:50:40,658 --> 00:50:46,914 ♪ trying to swallow me whole ♪ 1061 00:51:11,772 --> 00:51:15,360 ♪ It's been a while since I've been gone and away ♪ 1062 00:51:15,402 --> 00:51:19,906 ♪ and I watched your eyes reflect me in a terrible way ♪ 1063 00:51:19,947 --> 00:51:24,118 ♪ as you cast your gaze ♪ 1064 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,747 ♪ to the flickering hall ♪ 1065 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:34,421 ♪ And you knelt beside me and you started to pray ♪ 1066 00:51:34,462 --> 00:51:37,131 ♪ and the whites of your eyes blackened ♪ 1067 00:51:37,173 --> 00:51:39,175 ♪ with a hardened decay ♪ 1068 00:51:39,217 --> 00:51:43,263 ♪ and you talked to me ♪ 1069 00:51:43,304 --> 00:51:47,475 ♪ in a broken voice ♪ 1070 00:51:47,517 --> 00:51:52,313 ♪ in your open mouth silence me in the coursing ♪ 1071 00:51:52,355 --> 00:51:54,148 ♪ blood in my eyes ♪ 1072 00:51:54,190 --> 00:51:56,401 ♪ dress me in your clothes ♪ 1073 00:51:56,443 --> 00:52:00,321 ♪ and swallow me whole ♪ 1074 00:52:00,363 --> 00:52:06,453 ♪ swallow me whole ♪ 1075 00:52:18,881 --> 00:52:22,510 - We need to get him committed even if he doesn't want to go. 1076 00:52:22,552 --> 00:52:26,638 We can just...Tell them that he kidnapped the kid, right? 1077 00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,475 They have to take him. 1078 00:52:28,516 --> 00:52:31,478 There's got to be some kind of, like, 1079 00:52:31,519 --> 00:52:33,480 "danger to others" law, right? 1080 00:52:33,521 --> 00:52:35,064 - No. It could be complicated. 1081 00:52:35,106 --> 00:52:36,732 - Well, if he won't go, I'm just gonna call 1082 00:52:36,774 --> 00:52:37,942 the fucking cops on him, 1083 00:52:37,984 --> 00:52:39,611 tell them that he stole the baby. 1084 00:52:39,651 --> 00:52:41,321 They'll... 1085 00:52:41,362 --> 00:52:43,281 They'll put him away for a while. 1086 00:52:46,326 --> 00:52:48,702 At least he'll be getting 1087 00:52:48,744 --> 00:52:50,662 some kind of fucking help. 1088 00:52:50,704 --> 00:52:52,332 - You did okay, Mickey. 1089 00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:57,462 Hell, you tried. 1090 00:52:57,504 --> 00:52:59,839 That's a lot more than most people would do. 1091 00:53:02,883 --> 00:53:09,599 - ♪ Now my heart is heavy like a stone-cold mist tonight ♪ 1092 00:53:09,641 --> 00:53:12,852 ♪ I'm doing my best to convince myself ♪ 1093 00:53:12,893 --> 00:53:19,651 ♪ that she won't cry for daddy tonight ♪ 1094 00:53:19,691 --> 00:53:27,033 ♪ 'cause I'm leaving you behind ♪ 1095 00:53:31,579 --> 00:53:35,375 - Morning. - Morning. 1096 00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:37,627 - Coffee's on the counter. 1097 00:53:37,669 --> 00:53:39,170 - Thanks. 1098 00:53:41,922 --> 00:53:43,924 - Oh, um, your phone kept going off, 1099 00:53:43,966 --> 00:53:46,219 but I didn't think I should wake you. 1100 00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:48,095 - Thanks. 1101 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:51,391 - Anyway, the next part. It's, um... 1102 00:53:51,432 --> 00:53:58,272 ♪ Nothing will change her mind ♪ 1103 00:53:58,314 --> 00:54:04,612 ♪ stranger days are now a part of our lives ♪ 1104 00:54:04,654 --> 00:54:06,322 - Lip? 1105 00:54:06,364 --> 00:54:07,948 - ♪ Looking back ♪ 1106 00:54:07,990 --> 00:54:14,372 ♪ let me repress the joke that is my mind ♪ 1107 00:54:18,668 --> 00:54:20,044 - Jesus. 1108 00:54:20,086 --> 00:54:22,630 Ian, fuck. 1109 00:54:24,006 --> 00:54:26,217 You okay? 1110 00:54:26,259 --> 00:54:28,177 Yeah? 1111 00:54:28,219 --> 00:54:30,221 Okay. 1112 00:54:30,263 --> 00:54:33,057 - Ian, they just need your signature. 1113 00:54:49,073 --> 00:54:51,284 - Mr. Gallagher? 1114 00:55:08,134 --> 00:55:09,343 - I'm sorry. 1115 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,237 - Can I go in with him? 1116 00:55:28,279 --> 00:55:30,364 - No, I'm sorry. 78392

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