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ah
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ๅผ
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hey Tyler
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uh could you flip the fuse box again
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the lights are gonna flip on in a few minutes just uh don't worry about it
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uh what are you getting
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so dressed up for oh
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uh meeting kristen's parents for dinner tonight
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you're her parents
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yeah so what do you think tucked or untucked
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i'm seeing a little more casual
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right you know
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or do you think a tie
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i think tucked and no tie okay
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so you guys are getting pretty serious now
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yeah say so
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so what you disapprove
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no not at all she's just wild i guess you could say she hangs out with some of shady people too like last time i ran into her she was with this huge chick
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that had this neck tattoo and i think the chick was like probably 40 years old or something and looks like she just got out of jail tank you know
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she's actually a pretty nice chick once you get to know her but she did get caught up doing a ponzi scheme
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a ponzi scheme
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she does not seem like the type to pull a ponzi scheme turns out she wasn't good at it either
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but she did serve her time and do you know she collects spoons like
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whoa
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so what do you think wine or chocolate
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huh
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for mr and Mrs Scott or how about wine and flowers in case
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they're vegan or something like that
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hmm i think wine
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and peanuts they're in season right now
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so you can just go down to the garden and cut them and i have a few satin ribbons you could use to tie them at the base i think that'll kind of be special alright
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that sounds good and wine bottle of merlot everyone likes merlot right
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a white wine it's summer still maybe something like a reisling
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just gonna be good for dessert
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i think or something along those lines
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hmm you know an awful lot about wine from just being 18
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and you can Vic me by flipping that fuse box now
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just open a window or the blinds come on
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the sun is shining get outside a little bit more so what do you think
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Tyler the lights are still off
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i need my reading lamp
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please please don't make me go down that basement again
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it's so creepy down there and dark
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you know ever since you heard grandpa talk about that Indian burial ground you've been acting a little weird
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it feels creepy when i go down there
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the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
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you're not a little girl anymore gotta act your own age
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it's late i gotta get going
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wish me luck
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good luck
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later
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alligator after a while crocodile
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you're not a little girl anymore you have to start acting your age
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meow
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um
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Tyler
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Tyler what are you doing here
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i thought you left already
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Tyler
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Tyler
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Tyler
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Tyler
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Tyler
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Kristen
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Kristen
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okay so here's a map of the museum we have three entry points right here
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look it Kristen
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i don't want to be a part of this
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you are such a pussy
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i knew you were gonna back out
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this is really not you you're smart
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you're talented what about your music
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traveling around and playing in stupid shitty clubs is not gonna look cute in ten years
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no one is gonna care what you look like once they hear your voice
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are you kidding me
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oh my god
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my my agent had me lie and say that i was twenty years old
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in interviews
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i'm thirty one
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there's a small hourglass of opportunity for women in music and and i don't have to struggle anymore so what do you want to do play cops and robbers
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your whole life
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don't be stupid this is the last job and then we get to live however
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we want what what about this house i grew up in this house and it's bought and paid for what it's not exotic enough for you you need a house like in the mountains or right on the beach you've been laid off
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since World War three
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you can't even afford to pay the property taxes the government's gonna be owning this house by the next year and then where will we be
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and there's got to be another way
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this is the last job we'll have more than
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enough money okay because we're only gonna be splitting it three ways we can live and live somewhere where it's not radioactive
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the outback imagine how you could write for fun for passion and not just for work
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and bring your sister i know
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that's who you're thinking about you know i hear the ocean is still safe enough to swim in she'll never be able to move are you kidding me
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i mean you you could buy her a place i mean preferably a place of her own cause to be perfectly honest i'm getting sick of seeing her around all the time
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you'd be her hero i mean you could buy her the house of her dreams and it's not like you wouldn't have
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all right i'm in let's do this
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so here
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are the three entrances the guard is on the east entrance and we have tank she's gonna go in and take care of him what do you mean take care of him
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you mean like kill him of course
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not don't be stupid i mean we need him to tell us the password for the case
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Tyler
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no
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Tyler
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Tyler
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what the heck
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just happened
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if you're hearing this message hang up and text me like a normal person Tyler i just had the trip is dream i don't even know if it could have been real for all i know
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but i'm freaking out i know you're at dinner with Kristen with
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her parents
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but i just need you to come home soon
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please please come home
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it's an emergency
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Tyler Tyler
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okay
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Elena what i've only been sleeping for four hours what's going on
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what
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if i told you that i knew that somebody was going to make a horrific mistake
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well how do i keep that mistake from happening
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you can't change the future but what if i can change the future by changing the present
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you're not gonna let me sleep are you
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i think the best way to tell you is to show you come on
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let's go what come on
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come with me follow me let's go
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look if this is about Christian you're just gonna have to realize we're starting to get serious it's like you're always gonna be my
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do you see that candle over there
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yeah that's where your mom keeps her candles
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okay Paul
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follow me
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Lena you could be so weird sometimes
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Kevin
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a cabinet it's not just any cabinet it's a portal into the future
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no that looks like a cabinet
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look Elena i'm really trying to keep it cool with you but your imagination is just the power that's what it was
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what
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okay now watch
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i i don't know i don't know what's going on
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i can't handle this i have to get back to sleep i have two more hours before i have to get up for work and turn the power back on
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come on
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why aren't you working
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the portal
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so tonight's the night are you ready
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no i can't do this i'm out
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what the fuck
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do we need this pussy
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for he's fucking dead weight
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we need a fourth what if tank can't hold down the exit
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oh a fourth you knew she was coming the whole time
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my daddy owns independent aviation he owns a helicopter what do you bring to the table
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exactly nothing that's why i'm out
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is he a narc
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he's not a narc he's my husband and he's not a pussy i mean do you remember our last job
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you said we needed a fourth
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didn't you
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listen here baby face
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everything goes smoothly
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we meet here if everything goes wrong
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we meet at my daddy's helicopter you got
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that don't go Tyler
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don't go please don't go
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okay let me get this straight we have ten minutes we adhere to the plan and no one gets killed
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darling the gun isn't even loaded okay
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i just need you to carry it in case you know he tries to be a hero it's totally loaded
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wait wait wait
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no no
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no you said it was just gonna be a simple plan and now all of a sudden there's a gun involved something that's designed to kill people and what if we get caught with the gun
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then it's armed robbery do you know what the sentence is for that
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do you think that we're gonna ask nicely
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and he's gonna just give it to us
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Jesus Christ
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honey you can do this
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you're gonna be more intimidating than us especially as a man couldn't even intimidate a fly
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how about i be the lookout and tank holds the gun
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the gun
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i'm not gonna give you the gun
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i need to stick it to the gun i don't fucking trust it
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give it to me we talked about this
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just take it and dig the barrel into his skin and you can pull the hammer back if just showing him
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the gun doesn't work the guard's name is Anthony
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he makes 13 dollars an hour he's not gonna be a hero
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once we see him just act confident and let me do all the talking okay
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i'll take him to the case i'll get the jewels the gold bars everything in the east wing and that should be more than enough for us to split i want the relics from the pyramid too no
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okay
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we'll get all the ship from the east wing ten minutes max and then we get out of there okay
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if you won't do it for me do it for Elena
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i'm ready
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Tyler don't do it Tyler
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Tyler
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the portal it's open all
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right
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what if your features in danger come on what
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no come on stop all right
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i'm not playing games with you you need to get outside get a hobby get some friends what are you doing i
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told you you have to start acting your age
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you can change the future by changing the present
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oh my god
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Kristen
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you know we've been together for a long time and i've cherished every moment with you i love you to death and i was wondering if you would maybe make me the happiest man in the world
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by marrying
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me
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Lena
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what are you wearing
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you need to take a photo of me
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first off put on some clothes and second off you're the selfie queen what do you need my help
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for it has to look
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professional and not too stuffy um i'm thinking in here i want the chandelier in the background
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so people will take it to my house
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oh my god
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yes take it here
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maybe you could do one where you're showing less titties or something
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why does this need to look like it's your house
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because guys like an independent woman who has a house and a job and is successful
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so this
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is what i'm doing what guys
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well i made a profile on looking for lovers
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what that's a hookup site
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hookup site dating site
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it's all the same thing no absolutely
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not you are not going on that site
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but you were the one who told me
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i had to get a life and i thought about it and you're right
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it's not the way to go it's a hook up site those things are just
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gross i need to update my face page more like my friends they go out hiking dancing on dates to the movies i think i need to find someone to do that with not like this who are you to tell me how to find someone
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you found Kristen at a strip club she wasn't a stripper
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she was a bartender plus she's not gonna be doing that forever
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there's a big difference between being a stripper and a bartender at a strip club
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right
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there's gotta be not the same well
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i just tend to go out on one date with one guy Lisa always tells me that whenever she's in a relationship
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guys tend to walk to her because she's more desirable
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what are you talking about your mom and my dad would freak
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if they found out that you're on a hookup site this guy's a trash on there anyway
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that's not what you want
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okay but you'd feel the same way if i was on a regular traditional dating site right
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maybe i would but going on some freaking hookup site is not the way to go you need to find someone the old traditional way like finding someone at work at the gym
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a coffee shop
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the strip club
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so what i met her at the strip club
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who cares shit
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Elena i was there for a bachelor party okay
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and i fell in love and guess what she loves me too
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take the picture
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well i guess i don't have to go on a hookup site
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maybe like
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i could take a picture with you i mean your face wouldn't be showing in it it would just be like the lower half of your body so it looked like i was dating somebody just for my face page i guess
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i don't know if you're okay with that or not
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i don't know sounds crazy i don't know you know don't worry about it here just right it's fine it's fine i'm the selfie queen so i got it look
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it's crazy but i'll do it really okay
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awesome i guess lay back and i'll lay on your chest or something like that i don't know or maybe put your arm around me i don't want to show my face maybe lay down with the head on the chest thing
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this is fucking weird
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oh jeez
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like this
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no from up from up
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i'll do it
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i'll do it just it's kind of you know it's kind of lame cause you can't tell that you're a boy with your shirt on a blue shirt doesn't represent a boy with pink lines on it fine
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no shirt is what you're saying
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if you don't mind
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ah
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00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,033
hey
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00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:24,733
okay
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00:26:26,633 --> 00:26:34,466
say my face is not it's not going to flex a little bit what i'm trying
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00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,233
either name my tattoo everyone's gonna know that you're curled up next to your fucking brother
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that was cute i mean
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it's not it's just your nipple now i don't know it's just what do you think i want you to like a candid one kind of like we are like rolling around in
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bed right around and then like if i'm by your chin just look right here
263
00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:03,233
this is like a music video or something like the way you're wearing it
264
00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:08,700
like we're kissing or whatever and then and then i just snapped a photo and then oop your face kinda got cropped out
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but like so
266
00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:11,700
it's fun and flirty
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00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:18,466
why just put like the outline of my penis next to your fucking face and then people get the impression it's a guy no
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00:27:18,466 --> 00:27:26,400
i was being sarcastic just move your face a little bit there i have a pimple right here how about this side
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no because then that's the closest to me i don't know
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we'll do like Jim the jawline things you you cut it off pretend we're kissing or something
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stay still
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maybe you could just give me a light back not tell me anything just
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for the picture yeah
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for the picture they'll be really cute
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baby
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did you get it
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mm hmm
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00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:19,866
your face wasn't in it
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00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:29,500
oh i need to take a picture with my head resting on your lap
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okay
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i want to take a picture next to with my head by your boxers
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but i'm not wearing any boxes
283
00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:31,266
okay well
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00:29:31,266 --> 00:29:32,233
can you kind of show me your
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00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:39,533
pants a little so i can take a picture next to your v thing it's gonna look so good
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you sure
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like that
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yes that's fine thank you
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yeah
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00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:51,733
whoa
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00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:53,300
where'd you get that
292
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,333
that's super pretty
293
00:30:54,866 --> 00:30:56,800
it's for Kristen i want to try it on
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oh the perfect fit
295
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:09,233
OK
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00:31:11,266 --> 00:31:16,233
um this is i need you to show more skin Tyler what you need to show more skin
297
00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:18,933
how do you show more skin
298
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,000
shimmer your pants down a little bit more what
299
00:31:25,933 --> 00:31:29,400
oh yes you do it for like
300
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,733
okay i'm thinking
301
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kind of like you have really nice
302
00:31:34,233 --> 00:31:35,466
hip bones too
303
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OK
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00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,933
that's good for now
305
00:31:44,866 --> 00:31:48,466
and i'll be pretending to sleep right here
306
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:52,133
can you put your hand on my head
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00:31:53,033 --> 00:31:53,833
um
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00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:57,433
like you're playing with my hair or something sweet
309
00:31:57,433 --> 00:31:58,233
like that
310
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,666
it feels like this
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uh
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00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:20,600
Elena Elena what are you doing
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00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:25,000
it's okay just let it happen don't tell anyone
314
00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:23,233
don't be late
315
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,033
i bet Kristen wouldn't do this for you
316
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:17,000
no one could love you as much as your suspect
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00:37:21,466 --> 00:37:22,633
and you know that's true
318
00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:43,833
so
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oh
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00:37:53,466 --> 00:37:54,266
god
321
00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:04,866
i want you to mount me what
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00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,100
really
323
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,033
okay how do you
324
00:38:13,033 --> 00:38:14,433
what do you want
325
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,833
i'm gonna lay down and you get on top of me
326
00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:23,466
yeah
327
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:33,500
mm
328
00:38:40,733 --> 00:38:41,533
huh
329
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:43,233
she sure is that all right
330
00:38:58,133 --> 00:38:59,233
is my vagina beautiful
331
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:06,466
i
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00:39:07,866 --> 00:39:13,500
want you to put a finger in and tell me i'm tighter than Christian oh my god
333
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,466
oh my god you are
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00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,600
ha
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00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,866
oh my god
336
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,600
oh
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00:39:55,533 --> 00:39:56,333
hmm
338
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,233
ๅฏๅฏ
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00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:22,900
look at me
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00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,100
you sure
341
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:46,900
yeah yeah
342
00:40:56,033 --> 00:40:58,100
Tyler uh
343
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,400
oh oh oh
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00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:34,066
oh
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00:41:44,933 --> 00:41:45,733
ah
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00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,333
ๅฏ
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00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:55,733
uh huh
348
00:41:58,933 --> 00:41:59,733
oh
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00:42:06,666 --> 00:42:08,466
oh my oh
350
00:42:09,266 --> 00:42:10,066
i'm
351
00:42:11,866 --> 00:42:13,666
so good that's so good
352
00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:14,466
that's so
353
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:15,933
oh my
354
00:42:17,533 --> 00:42:18,466
oh are you going
355
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:22,900
oh yeah
356
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,000
oh
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00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,400
oh oh oh oh
358
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:34,633
ah
359
00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:42,266
my sister
360
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,333
so i'm like so hot
361
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:57,633
what are you doing
362
00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:58,433
sweetie
363
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,400
oh my god um
364
00:43:11,866 --> 00:43:12,666
oh
365
00:43:13,866 --> 00:43:16,900
there's something that's easy
366
00:43:18,633 --> 00:43:19,433
oh oh
367
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:24,900
ha ha
368
00:43:25,266 --> 00:43:26,866
ah ah ah
369
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:28,900
keep going keep going
370
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,433
i wanna go i can't just say that here we go
371
00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:38,100
oh wait it's coming
372
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,466
it's coming it's coming it's coming
373
00:43:46,133 --> 00:43:48,700
oh oh oh oh oh
374
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,400
ah
375
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:21,833
um uh
376
00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:32,666
oh my god
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00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,000
what are you doing see
378
00:44:40,633 --> 00:44:41,800
oh my god
379
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,300
oh oh
380
00:44:56,266 --> 00:44:57,633
oh my god
381
00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:01,733
ๅๅ
382
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:08,933
oh
383
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,833
just about me about me
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00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,466
ah ah ah
385
00:45:33,066 --> 00:45:33,466
oh
386
00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:34,733
you feel so good
387
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,100
oh so much hotter
388
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:44,666
so sexy how does my pussy feel compared to yours
389
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,100
oh my god it's so good
390
00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:50,266
oh ah ah
391
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,400
oh
392
00:46:10,866 --> 00:46:11,666
Tyler
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00:46:15,233 --> 00:46:16,666
ah ah
394
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:18,900
oh
395
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:29,466
i'm gonna get into what i want you to lean up oh no
396
00:46:29,466 --> 00:46:32,000
i want my knees yeah
397
00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:43,466
oh
398
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,000
uh
399
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:00,800
hmm
400
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,666
oh my god
401
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,700
i just hate that sweet
402
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,033
oh
403
00:47:27,633 --> 00:47:29,000
my god oh my god
404
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,500
oh so good so good so good
405
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,133
hmm
406
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:47,466
sweet
407
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,800
oh
408
00:47:56,233 --> 00:47:57,033
god oh god
409
00:47:58,333 --> 00:47:59,300
so good
410
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:02,500
so strong
411
00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:14,633
oh
412
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,133
ah
413
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,133
oh ah
414
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:29,800
god
415
00:48:30,633 --> 00:48:31,433
ah ah ah ah
416
00:48:33,466 --> 00:48:35,000
oh my god
417
00:48:38,133 --> 00:48:39,700
i just found me a sugar
418
00:48:42,533 --> 00:48:42,700
ah ah
419
00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:43,500
ah ah
420
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,600
ah ah ah ah ah
421
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:03,200
hmm
422
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:13,600
three
423
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:21,500
hmm
424
00:49:32,066 --> 00:49:33,000
the gravity
425
00:49:46,533 --> 00:49:47,733
you like that ring huh
426
00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:04,433
i break up
427
00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:35,066
almost the wrong home
428
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,700
so we're really getting acquainted
429
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,300
uh
430
00:51:02,433 --> 00:51:03,233
oh oh oh
431
00:51:19,066 --> 00:51:19,866
fall asleep
432
00:51:26,933 --> 00:51:27,800
oh are you pulsing
433
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,600
fuck
434
00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:34,466
you wanna go inside of me god
435
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:36,800
you
436
00:51:37,633 --> 00:51:38,933
wanna come inside of me
437
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:40,866
let me help you
438
00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:44,200
no way you're gonna throw me out
439
00:51:45,233 --> 00:51:49,033
i have a feeling that explode inside of me
440
00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:53,633
oh there you go it's coming
441
00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:55,933
oh
442
00:51:56,933 --> 00:51:58,100
god release
443
00:51:59,633 --> 00:52:00,633
let me come for you
444
00:52:03,033 --> 00:52:03,833
oh
445
00:52:05,433 --> 00:52:06,233
my god sis
446
00:52:06,233 --> 00:52:07,400
i want to come for you
447
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,666
oh my god
448
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:14,466
oh my god
449
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:16,933
ๅ
450
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,300
oh
451
00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,400
ah are you contracted
452
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,200
oh oh oh
453
00:52:25,933 --> 00:52:26,733
oh
454
00:52:30,033 --> 00:52:30,833
so
455
00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:34,800
so much inside of me
456
00:52:38,666 --> 00:52:39,466
oh
457
00:52:43,933 --> 00:52:47,000
oh you taste just how i dream you are
458
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,300
ah
459
00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:00,500
what do we hear now
460
00:53:02,633 --> 00:53:05,833
i just lay here with your come inside of me
461
00:53:15,533 --> 00:53:16,533
oh my god
462
00:53:18,066 --> 00:53:18,866
ah
463
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:41,500
i'm sure you came more with me than with Kristen
464
00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:46,933
amazing
465
00:53:51,233 --> 00:53:52,433
what the portal
466
00:53:52,866 --> 00:53:54,200
come on what the portal
467
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,033
let's go
468
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,400
come on
469
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,733
what are you talking about
470
00:54:01,466 --> 00:54:02,266
let's go
471
00:54:08,133 --> 00:54:12,266
Lana can we just go in back in the bedroom and maybe take a shower or something together
472
00:54:12,266 --> 00:54:13,733
come on what
473
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:22,600
what are we doing
474
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,333
every time the lights
475
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:23,833
flicker
476
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,066
the portal's open
477
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,600
what
478
00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:30,433
look
479
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,066
i told you
480
00:54:35,033 --> 00:54:36,033
what is this
481
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,066
harry
482
00:54:39,066 --> 00:54:39,933
what are you doing
483
00:54:40,033 --> 00:54:41,500
watch watch it's okay
484
00:54:45,433 --> 00:54:46,233
see
485
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,200
i don't get it what is this
486
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:54,900
it's a portal
487
00:54:55,533 --> 00:54:57,200
something to the future
488
00:55:01,633 --> 00:55:02,500
going in there
489
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:03,666
yeah
490
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:04,866
i've gotten in there before
491
00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:07,600
where do you go
492
00:55:09,866 --> 00:55:10,666
watch
493
00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:15,066
what
494
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,800
yeah
495
00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:38,000
what yeah
496
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,600
mom's candle cabinet
497
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,600
wow
498
00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:51,266
hey you yeah
499
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:52,733
that's too true
500
00:55:54,733 --> 00:55:55,533
anything
501
00:55:56,433 --> 00:55:57,266
i'm great
502
00:55:57,266 --> 00:55:57,933
i'm doing great
503
00:55:57,933 --> 00:56:00,233
i think we're in love yeah
504
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:01,866
is that mine
505
00:56:03,466 --> 00:56:04,266
hmm hmm
506
00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:12,266
maybe you and i were meant to be like it was fate and Kristen didn't really work out
507
00:56:24,233 --> 00:56:25,000
well
508
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,100
you do look happy
509
00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:31,500
oh
510
00:56:37,533 --> 00:56:38,533
happy anniversary
511
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,533
do you ever wish that you didn't walk through the portal with me
512
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:51,800
no
513
00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:58,100
do you think
514
00:56:58,100 --> 00:56:59,133
they're watching us tonight
515
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,233
so what do you think
516
00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:20,133
if i like wore a gold chain or something you know
517
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,500
for kristen's parents
518
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,866
wine or chocolate and yeah
519
00:57:24,866 --> 00:57:26,500
everyone likes merlot right
520
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:30,833
unless they're vegans no wait then wine is okay yeah
521
00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,600
wait is wine okay with vegans
522
00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:33,733
elena's brushing her teeth
523
00:57:33,733 --> 00:57:34,300
Tyler
524
00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:35,533
is where is he
525
00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:37,333
oh
526
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,100
oh okay
527
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:45,666
so now she's she's so good
528
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,333
he'd just be like what
529
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:52,033
if i told you that i knew that somebody was going to make a horrific mistake i said horrific
530
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,100
horrific
531
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,466
i say horrific
532
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:00,000
it's a good double play on words it's a good double on sun
533
00:58:01,066 --> 00:58:03,633
i made a profile on looking for lovers
534
00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:07,700
what is that like a pedophile website
535
00:58:09,133 --> 00:58:10,100
hook up oh
536
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,533
Jesus Christ sorry
537
00:58:11,733 --> 00:58:13,200
hook up site dating site
538
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,533
hook up site dating site
539
00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:19,800
it's all one and the same thing i was right in the fucking camera
540
00:58:20,266 --> 00:58:22,033
bartender at a strip club
541
00:58:22,466 --> 00:58:23,266
right
542
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:24,400
there's gotta
543
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,700
be not the same i think that's the same
544
00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:32,133
come on
545
00:58:32,733 --> 00:58:34,100
come here bring your
546
00:58:36,466 --> 00:58:37,266
yeah
547
00:58:37,866 --> 00:58:39,133
i'll give it to you
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