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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,127 --> 00:00:07,753 - Look, I have frank and Monica as parents. 2 00:00:07,795 --> 00:00:10,006 Even I know how to show up and turn on a fucking TV. 3 00:00:10,047 --> 00:00:12,467 What the fuck happened to you? Here's what you missed. 4 00:00:12,508 --> 00:00:14,135 - Ow! Now she's biting me. 5 00:00:14,177 --> 00:00:15,636 - V! - No, I'm done. 6 00:00:15,678 --> 00:00:17,138 No more breastfeeding. We can go to formula. 7 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:18,889 - We are not doing formula. 8 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:23,478 - Two lesbians offered us double the market value for the house. 9 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:26,439 - Those lesbians are the man. You are not selling. 10 00:00:26,481 --> 00:00:28,024 - What's going on? - War. 11 00:00:28,065 --> 00:00:30,443 We have any full automatic weapons, grenades? 12 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:32,653 - He's freaking out. - Think...Fuck! 13 00:00:32,695 --> 00:00:34,489 - You're going to lift, with your hands, 14 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:36,282 the large pieces of concrete, 15 00:00:36,324 --> 00:00:38,326 and put them in the bucket of the bobcat. 16 00:00:38,368 --> 00:00:40,453 You think you can handle that? - Think I'll manage. 17 00:00:40,495 --> 00:00:42,663 - What the fuck are you doing with him? - He hit you. 18 00:00:42,705 --> 00:00:44,915 - I just said that 'cause I was angry and I was shitfaced. 19 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:46,334 - You got a girlfriend? 20 00:00:46,376 --> 00:00:48,127 I'm around this summer if you want to... 21 00:00:48,169 --> 00:00:50,796 Just don't call, 'cause... Kenyatta, you know? 22 00:00:50,838 --> 00:00:53,883 - You text me, if you're feeling Randy. 23 00:00:53,924 --> 00:00:55,510 - Okay. - I thought we said 24 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,428 we weren't gonna date anymore. - Hmm, we did? 25 00:00:57,470 --> 00:01:00,223 Why are you breaking up with me? - 'Cause you're too young. 26 00:01:00,264 --> 00:01:02,892 - I give you frank's "milk of the gods"... 27 00:01:02,933 --> 00:01:04,894 The strongest beer ever made! 28 00:01:04,935 --> 00:01:06,396 130 proof. 29 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:18,282 - ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 30 00:01:18,324 --> 00:01:21,244 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 31 00:01:21,285 --> 00:01:24,455 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 32 00:01:24,497 --> 00:01:28,751 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 33 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:32,129 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 34 00:01:32,171 --> 00:01:35,590 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 35 00:01:35,632 --> 00:01:37,801 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 36 00:01:37,843 --> 00:01:42,390 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 37 00:01:49,397 --> 00:01:52,525 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 38 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:55,736 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 39 00:01:55,778 --> 00:01:59,031 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 40 00:01:59,073 --> 00:02:03,244 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 41 00:02:03,286 --> 00:02:06,622 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 42 00:02:06,663 --> 00:02:10,334 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 43 00:02:10,376 --> 00:02:12,295 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 44 00:02:12,336 --> 00:02:15,923 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 45 00:02:19,552 --> 00:02:20,970 - You might want to toss that minnow 46 00:02:21,011 --> 00:02:23,973 back into the lake, Lorenzo. 47 00:02:24,014 --> 00:02:26,517 You know these ladies? 48 00:02:26,559 --> 00:02:28,936 - Nah, never seen 'em before. 49 00:02:28,978 --> 00:02:31,147 - Another raid. - Third fucking one this month! 50 00:02:32,398 --> 00:02:33,816 - That all come out of your rack? 51 00:02:33,857 --> 00:02:35,692 - Kev wants the twins to drink boob juice. 52 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:37,194 He let them drink your wife's hooker milk. 53 00:02:37,236 --> 00:02:38,737 I will milk myself like a goat 54 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:40,281 before I let them drink that Russian aids milk. 55 00:02:40,323 --> 00:02:42,492 No offense. - None taken. 56 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,868 - Looks like a hand-whore fire sale out there. 57 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:46,662 - Yeah, I got fucking busted again. 58 00:02:46,703 --> 00:02:50,082 - You see? This is what I'm saying. 59 00:02:50,124 --> 00:02:53,377 It's the decline of civilization as we know it. 60 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:55,171 They're trying to make the neighborhood spiffy 61 00:02:55,212 --> 00:02:57,256 for the invading hipster hordes. 62 00:02:57,298 --> 00:02:59,383 - Uh-uh! You don't b.Y.O.B. In my place. 63 00:02:59,425 --> 00:03:02,761 I made it... "Milk of the gods." 64 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:05,806 Ten times stronger than regular beer. 65 00:03:05,848 --> 00:03:08,892 - What did you do... Buy some expired coors light, 66 00:03:08,934 --> 00:03:11,937 stir some dog shit in for color? - Knock yourself out. 67 00:03:14,148 --> 00:03:16,567 Easy there, cowboy. 68 00:03:16,609 --> 00:03:19,903 - Holy shit, this is potent. - Strongest beer known to man. 69 00:03:19,945 --> 00:03:22,156 It's also good for cleaning toilets and sinks 70 00:03:22,198 --> 00:03:24,158 or degreasing auto parts. 71 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,243 Makes a nice antibacterial for minor wounds. 72 00:03:26,285 --> 00:03:28,454 You should get some for the bar. - Hell, no! 73 00:03:28,496 --> 00:03:30,747 I don't need someone in a coma after only buying one beer. 74 00:03:30,789 --> 00:03:33,876 I'll go bankrupt. - No, this is high-end stuff... 75 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,253 $45, $50 a bottle. 76 00:03:36,295 --> 00:03:37,963 It's like ten beers in one. 77 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:39,465 - Who can afford that in this hood? 78 00:03:42,718 --> 00:03:44,178 - Drag him to the sober chair. 79 00:03:46,347 --> 00:03:47,348 - I'm in. 80 00:03:48,974 --> 00:03:51,852 - Fantastic! What can I do you for? 81 00:03:51,894 --> 00:03:54,271 - I got a p.O.W. Veterans' conference 82 00:03:54,313 --> 00:03:56,482 at the doubletree next month. 83 00:03:56,524 --> 00:03:58,108 Those warriors have guts of steel. 84 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:01,237 I'll need about six cases. 85 00:04:01,278 --> 00:04:03,573 - Six...six cases, you said? - Yeah. 86 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:06,200 - Wow. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 87 00:04:06,242 --> 00:04:08,077 - Two eggs sunny side up for you 88 00:04:08,118 --> 00:04:09,995 and the scramble for the gentleman. 89 00:04:10,037 --> 00:04:11,706 Is Sean here yet? - He's off today. 90 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:14,250 He's with his kid. He's such a good dad. 91 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:17,002 - Yeah. You still seeing your daughter today? 92 00:04:17,044 --> 00:04:18,962 - I bought her so much shit... Two stuffed animals, 93 00:04:19,004 --> 00:04:20,673 a pile of candy, some barrettes. 94 00:04:20,715 --> 00:04:22,758 - She's gonna be happy just to spend time with you. 95 00:04:22,799 --> 00:04:24,885 - I feel like I need to bribe her into loving me 96 00:04:24,927 --> 00:04:26,596 more than her foster family. 97 00:04:26,637 --> 00:04:29,682 Oh, hey. Huge tipper's back. 98 00:04:29,724 --> 00:04:32,851 I tried to take her table, but she only wants you. 99 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:36,105 Also, she asked if you were dating anybody. 100 00:04:36,146 --> 00:04:39,108 - ♪ Someone's in love ♪ - yeah. 101 00:04:39,149 --> 00:04:41,777 Take a number. 102 00:04:41,818 --> 00:04:44,863 Wow. This is getting to be a habit. 103 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,449 Pie and a coffee? 104 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:47,824 - What haven't I tried? 105 00:04:47,866 --> 00:04:50,536 - Uh, we have a seasonal strawberry glaze 106 00:04:50,578 --> 00:04:52,413 that just popped up on the menu. 107 00:04:52,455 --> 00:04:54,415 You want to try that? - Why not? 108 00:04:54,457 --> 00:04:57,126 - Great. Anything else? - How about dinner? 109 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,628 - We don't start serving till 5:00 P.M. 110 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:00,504 - With you. 111 00:05:00,546 --> 00:05:02,131 - Oh, uh... 112 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:04,925 I'm kind of... 113 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:07,219 My last relationship ended kind of messy, 114 00:05:07,261 --> 00:05:09,722 so I'm not really in the market for... 115 00:05:09,764 --> 00:05:12,266 - You can say no now. 116 00:05:12,308 --> 00:05:14,310 But I won't stop asking. 117 00:05:16,562 --> 00:05:19,482 I'm quite persuasive. 118 00:05:22,359 --> 00:05:23,902 - You don't want your pie? 119 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:27,823 - Strawberry glaze? I'll see you tomorrow. 120 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,127 - Hey, Carl. 121 00:05:45,633 --> 00:05:48,260 - Easy! That's my granmda's! 122 00:05:50,887 --> 00:05:54,433 You got to drop it like that? How about giving half a crap? 123 00:05:54,475 --> 00:05:57,060 - What's up, d? - Aw, bank's foreclosing. 124 00:05:57,102 --> 00:05:58,646 We've been here 13 years, man. 125 00:05:58,688 --> 00:06:00,731 They shoved her wedding dress in a garbage bag. 126 00:06:00,773 --> 00:06:02,232 I'm calling the cops. 127 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:03,984 Hey, look what you're doing to my kids! 128 00:06:04,026 --> 00:06:05,110 It's unbelievable. 129 00:06:06,487 --> 00:06:07,988 Look like we're getting new neighbors down the block 130 00:06:08,030 --> 00:06:10,741 adamecs got kicked to the curb. - Are those hickeys? 131 00:06:10,783 --> 00:06:12,159 Holly and Ellie threw a party last night. 132 00:06:12,201 --> 00:06:13,828 Those skanks are Randy. 133 00:06:13,868 --> 00:06:15,538 - They threw a party? - Mostly older kids. 134 00:06:15,579 --> 00:06:17,122 Probably didn't want anyone who looked too young. 135 00:06:17,164 --> 00:06:18,457 - I don't look young! 136 00:06:18,499 --> 00:06:20,793 - They said no virgins. You're a virgin. 137 00:06:20,835 --> 00:06:22,503 - You're a virgin. They let you in. 138 00:06:22,545 --> 00:06:23,838 - I provide a service. 139 00:06:23,878 --> 00:06:25,172 - Huh, what "service"? 140 00:06:25,214 --> 00:06:26,590 - They make me give them oral 141 00:06:26,632 --> 00:06:29,176 in exchange for letting me stick around. 142 00:06:29,218 --> 00:06:30,969 - What's the point of being a virgin, anyways? 143 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:32,722 Nobody cares when a guy loses it, 144 00:06:32,763 --> 00:06:35,140 but for some reason, it's this huge deal for girls. 145 00:06:35,182 --> 00:06:37,685 Ew. What is that? - Smell of success. 146 00:06:37,727 --> 00:06:40,563 I'm gonna get laid at the pool today if they let me. 147 00:06:40,604 --> 00:06:43,023 - Ugh! I'm gonna throw my own party tonight... 148 00:06:43,065 --> 00:06:46,151 An adult party. - You got any alcohol? 149 00:06:46,193 --> 00:06:48,111 - I'll ask frank for some of his homemade beer. 150 00:06:48,153 --> 00:06:49,363 - Who you gonna invite? 151 00:06:49,405 --> 00:06:51,114 - Friends, older kids. 152 00:06:51,156 --> 00:06:52,783 - Wow. Cool. 153 00:06:52,825 --> 00:06:55,118 - Hey, that's my sandwich! - See ya. 154 00:06:59,956 --> 00:07:03,293 - Hey! 155 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:07,130 This is my... This is my shit, man! 156 00:07:10,718 --> 00:07:13,763 What the fuck are you doing? - What's it look like? 157 00:07:13,804 --> 00:07:15,472 - It looks like you're throwing out all my shit. 158 00:07:15,514 --> 00:07:17,683 - Yeah. When's the last time you cleaned? 159 00:07:17,725 --> 00:07:20,352 I found a bunch of dead roaches in that light fixture 160 00:07:20,394 --> 00:07:21,978 and rat turds the size of raisinettes. 161 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:25,023 I cleaned your bathroom too. - Jesus Christ, Ian. 162 00:07:25,065 --> 00:07:26,692 - You got a problem with your boyfriend 163 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:28,527 cleaning the layer of scum from the tub 164 00:07:28,569 --> 00:07:30,237 that your wife washes your child in? 165 00:07:31,697 --> 00:07:33,240 - Huh? 166 00:07:33,282 --> 00:07:35,033 - Svetlana's been teaching me a little bit. 167 00:07:35,075 --> 00:07:37,578 - Great. Yeah, maybe she can get a job as a fucking professor. 168 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:41,081 Rub-n-tug got closed for good, so we need the dough. 169 00:07:41,123 --> 00:07:43,918 - Where are the girls? - Jail. How should I know? 170 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:45,586 - Shouldn't you be bailing them out? 171 00:07:45,628 --> 00:07:47,129 - Why? Joint's closed. 172 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:49,047 - What the fuck we gonna do for money, Mickey? 173 00:07:49,089 --> 00:07:50,800 - I don't know... I'd sell Svetlana's ass 174 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:52,551 if she wasn't already renting out her guest room. 175 00:07:52,593 --> 00:07:55,971 - You mean guest womb? Hmm? 176 00:07:56,012 --> 00:07:57,765 - Forget it. - Babe... 177 00:07:57,807 --> 00:07:59,683 - I'm not moving to Indiana! - It's a good job. 178 00:07:59,725 --> 00:08:01,560 - Cleaning porta potties? 179 00:08:01,602 --> 00:08:05,021 - It's a job. We're going. 180 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:12,321 - Looks clean. - Yeah, Mary poppins here 181 00:08:12,362 --> 00:08:14,239 is on a warpath. 182 00:08:14,281 --> 00:08:17,117 That shithead better not drag you off to fucksville, usa. 183 00:08:17,159 --> 00:08:18,452 - There's nothing for me here. 184 00:08:18,494 --> 00:08:21,622 - You're not actually gonna go, are you? 185 00:08:21,664 --> 00:08:23,415 Jesus Christ, he'll kill you, Mandy. 186 00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:25,876 - He doesn't do that anymore. - Until he does. 187 00:08:25,918 --> 00:08:27,461 No, listen to me. 188 00:08:27,503 --> 00:08:29,546 We have better options... - I got to pack. 189 00:08:32,382 --> 00:08:33,843 - We got to stop her. 190 00:08:33,884 --> 00:08:35,636 - Hey, you get the gun, I'll go get the saw. 191 00:08:35,678 --> 00:08:38,555 We can Bury that piece of shit in pieces down by the river. 192 00:08:38,597 --> 00:08:40,390 - No, I can stop her. 193 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:44,060 - Frank... 194 00:08:44,102 --> 00:08:47,481 I brought you some almond milk with your medicine. 195 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:50,484 I put a little maple syrup in it so it could taste sweeter. 196 00:08:50,526 --> 00:08:53,487 - Piece of shit...It's too slow. - Frank, look... 197 00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:55,405 Look what I found. 198 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:59,493 It's this place in California where they coat you in oil, 199 00:08:59,535 --> 00:09:02,496 and then they whip you with palm leaves. 200 00:09:02,538 --> 00:09:04,874 It's supposed to be good for your epidermis. 201 00:09:04,915 --> 00:09:07,001 And then I found this other place. 202 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:09,920 It's a robot hall of horrors 203 00:09:09,962 --> 00:09:11,630 where you can buy dessert 204 00:09:11,672 --> 00:09:15,091 made by an actual frozen-yogurt robot. 205 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:17,970 And then, frank, look at this one... 206 00:09:18,012 --> 00:09:21,390 A theme park dedicated to jam! 207 00:09:21,431 --> 00:09:23,308 To jam, frank! 208 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:25,936 A theme park dedicated to jam! - Sheila, I heard you. 209 00:09:25,978 --> 00:09:28,605 Listen to me. I'm a little busy right now. 210 00:09:28,647 --> 00:09:31,400 I've got my first order. I can't chat. 211 00:09:31,441 --> 00:09:33,402 - Well, frank, when will you have time? 212 00:09:33,443 --> 00:09:35,320 I've been trying to talk to you all week, 213 00:09:35,362 --> 00:09:38,699 and those ladies want an answer. - What ladies? 214 00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:42,494 - The lesbians who put an offer on the house. 215 00:09:42,536 --> 00:09:46,999 Frank! And I've got my eye on this cute little r.V. 216 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:49,793 It's adorable. It's a class-c chateau, 217 00:09:49,835 --> 00:09:52,796 and it has a kitchen and a dinette and a bed. 218 00:09:52,838 --> 00:09:54,464 - You cannot sell to the lesbians. 219 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,174 - Why not? 220 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:59,135 They're very attractive gays with a lot of money! 221 00:09:59,177 --> 00:10:00,804 - Well, exactly. 222 00:10:00,846 --> 00:10:02,890 When the good-looking gays start buying up our homes, 223 00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:04,975 the whole neighborhood is doomed. 224 00:10:05,017 --> 00:10:06,769 They're this cabal of sophisticates 225 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:09,271 who are cashing in on their own good taste. 226 00:10:09,312 --> 00:10:12,733 - Frank! I want us to see the world! 227 00:10:12,775 --> 00:10:16,820 - I've seen it. It's a piece of shit. 228 00:10:16,862 --> 00:10:20,156 - All right, well, maybe I just have to go by myself, then, 229 00:10:20,198 --> 00:10:21,951 if that's what you want. 230 00:10:24,078 --> 00:10:27,247 - Frank! Frank! 231 00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:29,750 - Oh, Debbie! - Is frank around? 232 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:32,252 - Look at your hair! 233 00:10:32,294 --> 00:10:36,214 You look like a young reba mcentire. 234 00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:38,759 - Um, I need some beer for my party tonight. 235 00:10:38,801 --> 00:10:41,678 - Oh. Oh, well, you know what? 236 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,264 There's some here in this box. 237 00:10:44,306 --> 00:10:47,392 Yeah, I'm sure frank won't mind if you take it. 238 00:10:47,434 --> 00:10:50,062 - Thanks. - Okay, well, have a good time. 239 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:53,774 Drink responsibly. Have fun. 240 00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:01,907 - "Dear diary, the lead singer from my favorite band 241 00:11:01,949 --> 00:11:03,533 "is flirting with me again today. 242 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,619 My knees are weak." - You wish. 243 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:10,499 What is that? - Just this... 244 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,751 Thing I'm doing for this program I'm in. 245 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:14,503 - "Letting the dirty dishes pile up? 246 00:11:14,544 --> 00:11:16,130 Forgetting to pay the electric bill"? 247 00:11:16,171 --> 00:11:18,214 Fiona... 248 00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:20,216 "Breaking parole"? 249 00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:22,594 - Nobody's perfect. - Is it weird 250 00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,972 that I'm more attracted to you now more than ever? 251 00:11:26,515 --> 00:11:28,725 You got a fetish for fuck-ups? 252 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:31,227 - I like girls with stories. 253 00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:34,272 - I'm reformed. - Too bad. 254 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,360 - Jazz? - Mm-hmm. 255 00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:41,071 Our bass player's... He's kind of a genius. 256 00:11:41,113 --> 00:11:43,782 Studied at the con at Roosevelt, all that shit. 257 00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:48,871 - Are you asking me on a date? 258 00:11:48,912 --> 00:11:52,124 - 9:00 P.M., I'll see you there. 259 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,668 And dress like you got something to lose. 260 00:12:03,552 --> 00:12:06,889 - One for you and you... 261 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:10,475 And y... Sorry, 17 and over. 262 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:12,769 - Hey, what's shaking, cupcake? 263 00:12:12,811 --> 00:12:14,771 - Ew. What's that stink? 264 00:12:14,813 --> 00:12:17,024 Smells like animal butt and fireplace. 265 00:12:17,066 --> 00:12:19,526 - That, ladies, that's the smell of a real man. 266 00:12:19,568 --> 00:12:21,904 And yours for the taking too. 267 00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:24,531 - What's your sister doing? - She's throwing a party. 268 00:12:24,573 --> 00:12:26,825 - Without us? - Sucks, right? 269 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:30,328 You can get back at her by riding my joint, if you want. 270 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:33,749 - Go away, muppet. - But I'm a cripple. 271 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:36,210 - And the first time he showed me that big old gummy grin, 272 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,670 I was like, "oh, that's my boy!" 273 00:12:38,712 --> 00:12:41,757 Turns out he was dropping some sugar in his nappy. 274 00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:44,134 - Yeah, the girls smile-poop at me all the time. 275 00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,469 But I pretend it's their way of saying, "here you go, daddy... 276 00:12:46,511 --> 00:12:48,805 A gift for all your hard work." 277 00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,349 Oh, hey, baby, what's up? - Hey. Hey, mama. 278 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:52,935 - How much you squeeze out today? 279 00:12:52,976 --> 00:12:55,145 - 5 ounces on my left, 1 ounce on my right. 280 00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:56,521 - What? That's it? 281 00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:57,981 Are you sure you're doing it right? 282 00:12:58,023 --> 00:12:59,733 - I'm not a dairy cow. 283 00:12:59,775 --> 00:13:01,359 - You know you can get breast milk online now. 284 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,486 2 bucks an ounce, uh-huh. I saw it on Dr. Oz. 285 00:13:03,528 --> 00:13:05,030 - We can't afford it. 286 00:13:07,116 --> 00:13:08,742 Hey. Rub-n-tug got busted. 287 00:13:08,784 --> 00:13:10,660 Cops shut us down for good. 288 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,913 - What? Why didn't you call? 289 00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:15,082 - What could you have done? - Grease some palms, 290 00:13:15,124 --> 00:13:17,417 offer free drinks, do what sleazy bartenders do 291 00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:19,044 all over america! 292 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:21,421 - Hey, mom. - Huh? 293 00:13:21,463 --> 00:13:22,923 - How many mamas we know in the hood 294 00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:25,050 still feeding their babies titty milk? 295 00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:27,427 - Mm. Let's see, um... 296 00:13:27,469 --> 00:13:31,473 Raquelle, Dolores, aparna, 297 00:13:31,514 --> 00:13:34,184 Lee-ming, and sharquisha. 298 00:13:34,226 --> 00:13:36,310 - We can turn the upstairs apartment 299 00:13:36,352 --> 00:13:37,395 into a pumping station. 300 00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:39,355 Cops can't shut that down! 301 00:13:39,397 --> 00:13:42,151 We'll pay the neighborhood girls to come empty their fun bags, 302 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:44,694 Mark it up, and then sell it online to rich white folk! 303 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,446 - Okay, hold on, hold on. 304 00:13:46,488 --> 00:13:50,617 You want to turn upstairs into a breast-milk sweatshop? 305 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:57,666 - Hey, whatever happened to childhood? 306 00:13:57,707 --> 00:13:59,876 These days it's womb to woman. 307 00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:01,503 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you. 308 00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:03,505 I got a mission for you... Muy importante. 309 00:14:03,546 --> 00:14:04,714 - What is it? 310 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,382 - I need you to run the lesbians out of town. 311 00:14:06,424 --> 00:14:07,383 - All of them? 312 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:08,969 - Nah, just the ones in our hood. 313 00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:10,304 They're tearing up our soil 314 00:14:10,344 --> 00:14:12,472 and dropping in flower gardens and yoga studios, 315 00:14:12,514 --> 00:14:14,557 gastropubs and stores for dog clothes. 316 00:14:14,599 --> 00:14:16,101 We got to get them out of here. 317 00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:18,228 - Wait. Why can't you do it? - Because! 318 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,938 I have a top-notch brewery to run. 319 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,983 I'm on my way to the scrap yard right now for supplies. 320 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,567 - What should I do? - Scare tactics. 321 00:14:24,609 --> 00:14:26,278 Terrorize the intruder. 322 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,404 Show 'em what the hood is really like. 323 00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:31,616 - How? - Ingenuity, my son. 324 00:14:31,658 --> 00:14:33,702 Godspeed. 325 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,541 - Hi, Matty! 326 00:14:39,582 --> 00:14:41,376 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 327 00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,295 You want to come to my party tonight? 328 00:14:43,337 --> 00:14:45,463 Older people are coming. 329 00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,549 - Like, parents or... - No! 330 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:49,676 Like, people your age. And there's beer. 331 00:14:49,718 --> 00:14:52,971 Frank made it. Here. 332 00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:55,057 - Hey, um, I like your new hair. 333 00:14:55,098 --> 00:14:58,185 - Thanks, but I'd really love you to come, 334 00:14:58,227 --> 00:15:00,854 as a pal, and you can bring friends... 335 00:15:00,896 --> 00:15:03,065 Older friends. 336 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,859 Please? - Okay, yeah, yeah, sure. 337 00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:09,404 Um... I got to get back to work. 338 00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:12,032 - Awesome, yeah. All right, so I'll... 339 00:15:12,074 --> 00:15:14,159 I'll see you tonight. 340 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:15,785 Yes! 341 00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:28,215 - I know you're not helping yourself to my stuff. 342 00:15:28,257 --> 00:15:30,300 - Well, you're not using it. 343 00:15:30,342 --> 00:15:32,635 Who's gonna buy this hunk of metal? 344 00:15:32,677 --> 00:15:33,929 - You are, my friend. 345 00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:36,348 Donate it. 346 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,308 It's an excellent cause... My brewery. 347 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,684 - $300. - I will give you 348 00:15:39,726 --> 00:15:41,770 a free six-pack of beer, and this is not... 349 00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:43,855 - I'm Muslim. I don't drink. 350 00:15:43,897 --> 00:15:45,982 - Ah, come on, buddy! 351 00:15:46,024 --> 00:15:49,236 I'm flat broke until my insurance check comes in. 352 00:15:49,278 --> 00:15:51,654 Cut me a break. What can we barter with? 353 00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:54,408 What's currently missing from your life? 354 00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:57,452 - A woman. - Anything else? 355 00:15:57,493 --> 00:16:00,372 - My wife just passed... 23 years. 356 00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,665 Every Wednesday we used to bust out the astroglide 357 00:16:02,707 --> 00:16:03,666 and saddle up. 358 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,168 I need to get laid. 359 00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:06,836 I don't want anything long-term, though, 360 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,171 I'm emotionally unavailable. 361 00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:10,048 - Okay, okay, okay, you're in luck. 362 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,466 I know a little blonde 363 00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:13,135 who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 364 00:16:13,176 --> 00:16:15,345 You buy her a pork taco and a shot of smirnoff, 365 00:16:15,387 --> 00:16:16,512 and it's go time. 366 00:16:16,554 --> 00:16:18,056 - Who? - My daughter. 367 00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,766 She's a looker... 368 00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:24,229 Nice face, excellent tits, tight ass. 369 00:16:24,271 --> 00:16:25,605 Yeah? 370 00:16:41,537 --> 00:16:43,915 - Debs! Lip! Come and get it! 371 00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:46,293 There you go. 372 00:16:46,335 --> 00:16:50,339 - Yo. - Hey, you feel better? 373 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,257 - Uh, yeah, yeah, my blisters are finally opening up, 374 00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:55,593 so I'm in the fun pain portion of the healing process now. 375 00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:57,637 - I need some help terrorizing the lesbos after dinner. 376 00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:59,014 - "Lesbos"? 377 00:16:59,055 --> 00:17:00,849 - They're moving in down the street. 378 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:02,767 Frank says they're gonna screw up the whole neighborhood. 379 00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:05,812 More cops, flowers, paint their houses...Shit like that. 380 00:17:05,854 --> 00:17:08,940 - That could be a good thing... A way for us get out of the hood 381 00:17:08,982 --> 00:17:11,234 without leaving. - Frank says that's a bad thing. 382 00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:13,736 - Why? 'Cause you and debs 383 00:17:13,778 --> 00:17:15,697 could go to a school without metal detectors? 384 00:17:15,738 --> 00:17:18,116 Liam could play in a park without empty crack vials? 385 00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:20,202 Debs! Come on! It's getting cold! 386 00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:22,662 - Would you help me? - Uh, yeah, sure. 387 00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:27,792 - You look nice. Come on, sit, eat. 388 00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:30,295 - Can't. Got to get ready for my party tonight. 389 00:17:30,337 --> 00:17:32,922 Where are the Christmas lights? - You're having a party tonight? 390 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,842 - Yeah. - Uh, here? 391 00:17:35,884 --> 00:17:37,635 - Uh-huh. 392 00:17:37,677 --> 00:17:39,054 - What kind of party? 393 00:17:39,095 --> 00:17:40,430 - Friends. - Who? 394 00:17:40,472 --> 00:17:41,806 - No one you know. 395 00:17:41,848 --> 00:17:43,350 - Debs, I'm not gonna be here tonight. 396 00:17:43,392 --> 00:17:45,935 - So? I don't need a chaperone. - Yes, you do. 397 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:49,064 - No, I don't. 398 00:17:49,105 --> 00:17:51,066 - Okay. - Hmm. 399 00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:54,110 - I trust you. - Doesn't sound like it. 400 00:17:54,152 --> 00:17:56,905 - You're old enough to make your own decisions, okay? 401 00:17:56,946 --> 00:17:58,532 Just... 402 00:17:58,573 --> 00:18:01,034 Be smart. - Hmm. 403 00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:05,872 - Okay, sweetheart, time for bed. 404 00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:07,499 - No. - Sammi! 405 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:08,666 - What? 406 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,709 - Hey. 407 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:11,711 - Hi, dad. 408 00:18:12,921 --> 00:18:14,297 - I brought you some of my fresh-brewed beer. 409 00:18:14,339 --> 00:18:15,840 Tell me what you think. 410 00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:19,052 - Oh, thanks. Maybe later. 411 00:18:19,094 --> 00:18:20,595 - That's a great outfit. - Huh. 412 00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:22,931 - How was work? - A goddamn nightmare. 413 00:18:22,972 --> 00:18:24,849 Why does everybody wait till the last minute 414 00:18:24,891 --> 00:18:26,601 to buy their damn sparklers? 415 00:18:26,642 --> 00:18:29,271 Like they don't know the holiday's coming. 416 00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:32,774 Seasonal retail is the pits. - You look exhausted. 417 00:18:32,815 --> 00:18:34,943 - I'm not used to having people yell at me all day long. 418 00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:37,862 Chuckie, go to bed! 419 00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:40,823 Come on. 420 00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:43,826 - I don't have anyone to talk to. 421 00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:47,247 Sheila hates me. Fiona ignores me. 422 00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:49,999 All those jerks at the alibi just want to bang and bolt. 423 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,586 - Oh, they're...They're awful. 424 00:18:52,627 --> 00:18:55,671 You need a good man. 425 00:18:55,713 --> 00:19:00,176 - I do. But there's none left. 426 00:19:00,218 --> 00:19:03,263 - Hey. You know what? 427 00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:05,307 I have this friend. 428 00:19:05,348 --> 00:19:07,976 I think you two might really hit it off. 429 00:19:08,017 --> 00:19:09,478 - N-No. No more. 430 00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:11,771 - I'm telling you, this guy is different. 431 00:19:11,813 --> 00:19:13,565 - I need a penis break. 432 00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:16,318 I'm this revolving door for chumps. 433 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:18,820 It's not good for me, and it's not good for chuckie. 434 00:19:18,861 --> 00:19:22,240 - I'm telling you... This fella could be the one. 435 00:19:22,282 --> 00:19:23,699 He really knows how to treat a lady. 436 00:19:23,741 --> 00:19:25,910 - Then why is he single? 437 00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:28,955 - His wife croaked... Poor thing. 438 00:19:28,997 --> 00:19:31,833 He has his own business, a late-model sedan, 439 00:19:31,874 --> 00:19:33,293 widescreen TV. 440 00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:36,921 He showers regularly. 441 00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:38,423 Come on. 442 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,136 Why not? 443 00:19:43,178 --> 00:19:44,846 - Okay... - There you go. 444 00:19:44,887 --> 00:19:46,640 - If you say so. - That's my girl. 445 00:19:46,681 --> 00:19:49,184 - Hey, thanks, daddy. - You bet. 446 00:19:49,225 --> 00:19:51,060 - You're the best. - I am. 447 00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:54,648 - What are you doing? - Hey, man. 448 00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,899 - Operation dykes-begone. 449 00:19:56,941 --> 00:19:59,402 - All right. 450 00:19:59,444 --> 00:20:03,239 Mandy's moving to Indiana... 451 00:20:03,281 --> 00:20:05,033 With kenyatta. 452 00:20:05,074 --> 00:20:07,994 - Uh, why? - Some shitty job. 453 00:20:08,036 --> 00:20:11,164 - He's gonna fucking kill her. Why's she going? 454 00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:13,208 - 'Cause she's a hood girl...She thinks she's a piece of shit. 455 00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:15,210 - Well, did you try to talk her out of it? 456 00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:18,254 - She won't listen to me, says there's nothing here for her. 457 00:20:18,296 --> 00:20:20,256 - I don't get it...She doesn't need that fucking goon, man. 458 00:20:20,298 --> 00:20:23,009 She's a great girl. She can get any guy she wants. 459 00:20:23,051 --> 00:20:24,636 - Tell her that, all right? 460 00:20:24,678 --> 00:20:26,804 - Yeah, I'll talk to her. 461 00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,435 - Oh, welcome! 462 00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:35,230 Um, come, make yourselves at home. 463 00:20:35,271 --> 00:20:37,065 Beer's over there... 464 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:40,652 And we also have nonalcoholic sparkling punch. 465 00:20:43,321 --> 00:20:46,241 That's strong stuff. I'd pace yourself. 466 00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:54,457 - Hey, Fiona. - Hi. 467 00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:56,167 - Didn't think you were gonna show up tonight. 468 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:59,879 - You invited me. - Guys, Fiona from the diner. 469 00:20:59,921 --> 00:21:01,548 - Hey, cutie. You clean up good. 470 00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:04,175 - Yeah, I'm a real fixer-upper. 471 00:21:04,217 --> 00:21:06,135 - Beer. - Yes, please. 472 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,638 - Davis. 473 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,057 Hey. 474 00:21:11,099 --> 00:21:12,767 - Hey, what are you doing here? 475 00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:14,728 - Thought you had to work tonight. 476 00:21:14,769 --> 00:21:16,979 - I did. I got off early. How'd you know I was here? 477 00:21:17,021 --> 00:21:19,399 - Chris's Instagram. 478 00:21:19,441 --> 00:21:22,860 - This is my girlfriend, gigi. - Your girlfriend? 479 00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:25,780 - Yeah. Uh, Fiona is Gus's friend. 480 00:21:25,821 --> 00:21:27,699 She's a waitress at the diner. 481 00:21:27,741 --> 00:21:29,325 - I live with him. 482 00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:32,912 - You live together? - Yeah, why? 483 00:21:32,954 --> 00:21:35,331 That is so funny. 484 00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:36,916 We were just talking 485 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,419 about moving in together, weren't we, baby? 486 00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:41,129 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's just too bad 487 00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:45,675 she's allergic to cats, right? 488 00:21:51,806 --> 00:21:54,058 - Fair play. 489 00:21:55,893 --> 00:21:57,979 - I should go get set up. 490 00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:13,578 - Can I get you some tea or anything? 491 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:16,748 I have honeysuckle Rose. - No, thanks. 492 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:20,918 Mind if I head upstairs? - Oh, not at all, no. 493 00:22:23,546 --> 00:22:25,840 Oh, hello, frank. 494 00:22:25,881 --> 00:22:29,218 I was just marking different spots that I will travel to 495 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,053 when I sell this house. 496 00:22:31,095 --> 00:22:33,181 - You're not selling the house. 497 00:22:33,222 --> 00:22:35,600 Frank... 498 00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:40,188 Frank, I am my own woman. 499 00:22:40,229 --> 00:22:43,441 And while I really want you to come with me, 500 00:22:43,483 --> 00:22:46,235 I can choose to go by myself. 501 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:52,241 - Have you seen a big cardboard box around anywhere? 502 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,202 - Frank. 503 00:22:54,243 --> 00:22:57,163 Oh, I got a new dress today! 504 00:22:57,205 --> 00:23:01,083 And I got my hair done and my makeup done at sephora! 505 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,628 I said to myself, "well, if he notices just one thing, 506 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:08,132 if he just notices one thing, well, maybe I would reconsider." 507 00:23:08,174 --> 00:23:12,387 - It was a big box, uh, filled with Mason jars. 508 00:23:12,428 --> 00:23:14,639 - Yeah, I do know what happened to that. 509 00:23:14,681 --> 00:23:17,141 I gave it to Debbie for her party. 510 00:23:17,183 --> 00:23:18,601 - You what? - Yeah. 511 00:23:18,643 --> 00:23:20,102 - But that...But that was my only batch! 512 00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:21,521 - Oh. Oh, well. - I needed that. 513 00:23:21,563 --> 00:23:24,232 What the hell were you thinking? - All done! 514 00:23:24,273 --> 00:23:25,608 - Oh, hi. 515 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:27,443 - Let us know if you hear of anyone nearby 516 00:23:27,485 --> 00:23:29,903 struggling to make ends meet or on disability 517 00:23:29,945 --> 00:23:32,240 or headed for incarceration. - Oh. 518 00:23:32,281 --> 00:23:33,907 - We'd like to buy as many homes as we can. 519 00:23:33,949 --> 00:23:37,286 - Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, thank you! 520 00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:39,664 Thank you so much. 521 00:23:39,706 --> 00:23:42,417 That was one of the lesbians. 522 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:46,212 Okay, this is earnest money to buy this house, 523 00:23:46,254 --> 00:23:48,631 which means they're earnest! 524 00:23:48,673 --> 00:23:52,926 It's happening, frank, whether you like it or not. 525 00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:55,096 - Oh, god. 526 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:57,390 Oh, god. 527 00:23:57,432 --> 00:23:59,684 I...oh, god, I can't... 528 00:23:59,726 --> 00:24:03,062 I'm...I'm sorry. I can't. 529 00:24:03,104 --> 00:24:05,774 I'm...I'm still too weak. I... 530 00:24:05,815 --> 00:24:07,609 What if... 531 00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:11,487 I have to stay close to my doctors... 532 00:24:11,529 --> 00:24:13,281 And my family. 533 00:24:13,322 --> 00:24:17,285 Sammi and chuckie need me, and Sammi is a train wreck. 534 00:24:17,326 --> 00:24:22,039 And Fiona and the kids... I'm their dad. 535 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,920 A home is a home, damn it. 536 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,715 I died upstairs, and then I came back to life. 537 00:24:30,757 --> 00:24:33,843 I was reborn in this house. 538 00:24:33,885 --> 00:24:36,387 I'm practically the mayor of this place. 539 00:24:36,429 --> 00:24:38,013 Sheils, come on, 540 00:24:38,055 --> 00:24:42,059 you can't take that away from me. 541 00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:45,939 These few blocks, this neighborhood... 542 00:24:45,979 --> 00:24:48,524 It's the only thing I've ever had. 543 00:24:48,566 --> 00:24:52,069 It's the only thing that's ever meant anything to me. 544 00:24:55,824 --> 00:24:58,743 - I thought I was the only thing that ever meant anything to you. 545 00:24:58,785 --> 00:25:01,830 - And you. Of course and you. Yeah, you're my everything. 546 00:25:01,871 --> 00:25:03,873 You are my dawn... 547 00:25:03,915 --> 00:25:05,124 And my dusk. 548 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:08,670 You're the sun. You're the moon. 549 00:25:08,711 --> 00:25:12,548 Sheila. Sheila, I'm begging you. 550 00:25:12,590 --> 00:25:15,593 Oh, fuck me. 551 00:25:25,227 --> 00:25:27,104 - Hey. - Hey. 552 00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:30,525 Listen, is your big, black boyfriend around right now? 553 00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:33,194 - He's playing poker with his homies. 554 00:25:33,235 --> 00:25:35,822 - Okay. 555 00:25:35,864 --> 00:25:37,949 - Got beer at my place. 556 00:26:15,110 --> 00:26:17,196 - You might want to keep your shoes on over here. 557 00:26:17,238 --> 00:26:19,114 When does the party start? 558 00:26:19,156 --> 00:26:21,951 - What do you mean? - Everyone here is lame. 559 00:26:21,993 --> 00:26:23,244 The music sucks. 560 00:26:23,285 --> 00:26:25,830 The only decent thing is your brother. 561 00:26:25,872 --> 00:26:27,373 - Next! 562 00:26:27,415 --> 00:26:30,585 - We call him "carlilingus." 563 00:26:30,626 --> 00:26:32,420 I'm going back for seconds. 564 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,758 - Oh, god. Here! 565 00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:38,051 - Hi! - Hey, you. 566 00:26:38,091 --> 00:26:40,093 - I saved these for you. 567 00:26:40,135 --> 00:26:42,638 Thanks. 568 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,766 Guys, this is my friend Debbie. 569 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:47,060 - Hi. Um, come in. 570 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,938 We have girls, lots and lots of girls. 571 00:27:03,701 --> 00:27:06,621 - Wait, wait, wait. 572 00:27:09,415 --> 00:27:12,585 You are gorgeous. 573 00:27:12,627 --> 00:27:15,379 Okay? 574 00:27:15,421 --> 00:27:17,882 You're sweet. 575 00:27:17,924 --> 00:27:20,635 You're funny. 576 00:27:20,676 --> 00:27:22,971 You're very smart. 577 00:27:26,057 --> 00:27:28,225 You know that, right? 578 00:27:28,267 --> 00:27:31,479 - Shut up. - Hey. Hey. 579 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,065 I mean it, okay? 580 00:27:35,775 --> 00:27:37,986 You're a good person, Mandy. 581 00:27:40,613 --> 00:27:42,782 - Thanks. 582 00:27:47,662 --> 00:27:49,413 Hey, wait. - What? 583 00:27:51,206 --> 00:27:53,835 - What is this? 584 00:27:53,876 --> 00:27:55,753 - What is what? What is what? 585 00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:58,965 - This, us. 586 00:27:59,007 --> 00:28:03,385 - Well, we are two people... 587 00:28:03,427 --> 00:28:05,930 Who like each other's bodies, 588 00:28:05,972 --> 00:28:08,516 and we're very good at sex. 589 00:28:08,557 --> 00:28:12,895 - Uh-huh. And what about your girlfriend? 590 00:28:12,937 --> 00:28:15,481 - What about her? She's in Florida. 591 00:28:15,523 --> 00:28:20,319 - And then? - And then I have no idea, okay? 592 00:28:20,361 --> 00:28:21,863 But I'm here now. 593 00:28:21,904 --> 00:28:24,115 - Are you gonna visit her? 594 00:28:24,157 --> 00:28:26,701 - In Miami? I don't know. Who knows? 595 00:28:36,127 --> 00:28:38,713 I love you. 596 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,250 - Uh... - Whoa. 597 00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:17,668 - Are you okay? 598 00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:21,130 - Uh, yeah. Oh, no, I got to... 599 00:29:21,172 --> 00:29:23,591 I got to lie down. - Yeah. 600 00:29:23,632 --> 00:29:26,552 - Yeah. Okay. 601 00:29:28,637 --> 00:29:33,017 - Oh, my god. - Okay. 602 00:29:33,059 --> 00:29:36,812 - Hello? This is my room! 603 00:29:36,854 --> 00:29:39,774 Oh, sorry. 604 00:29:43,277 --> 00:29:45,238 Ew. 605 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:48,116 - Whoa, the room is spinning. Oof. 606 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:53,037 - It's okay. - I'm feeling dizzy. 607 00:30:11,931 --> 00:30:14,308 - Shit. 608 00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:19,438 What the hell are you looking at? 609 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,690 Shouldn't you be in bed? 610 00:30:26,445 --> 00:30:30,365 Hey, hand me one of those, will you? 611 00:30:34,912 --> 00:30:37,248 Thanks for the help. 612 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,473 - Listen, Mandy, you don't need that fucker, okay? 613 00:30:54,515 --> 00:30:55,599 - Thanks. 614 00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:02,481 - You think it'd be okay if I come by tomorrow morning, 615 00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:04,317 and... 616 00:31:04,358 --> 00:31:08,445 You know, maybe we can get some breakfast or something? 617 00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:11,240 - Sure. 618 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,451 - Okay. 619 00:31:35,514 --> 00:31:37,975 - That was a good set. You are the man. 620 00:31:38,017 --> 00:31:40,102 - Thanks. - Nice to meet you, Fiona. 621 00:31:40,144 --> 00:31:42,271 - You too, gigi. 622 00:31:42,313 --> 00:31:45,066 - You guys have a, uh, good night, huh? 623 00:31:45,107 --> 00:31:46,775 - Oh, we will. 624 00:31:49,278 --> 00:31:51,864 What a dick. A live-in girlfriend? 625 00:31:51,906 --> 00:31:53,866 - Yeah, a couple years. - You know this is, like, 626 00:31:53,908 --> 00:31:56,451 the second time this month that I've gotten blown off by a dude? 627 00:31:56,493 --> 00:31:58,453 - It's not you...I mean, he does this all the time. 628 00:31:58,495 --> 00:32:00,915 - Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better? 629 00:32:00,956 --> 00:32:04,043 Where does he get off, treating women like that? 630 00:32:04,085 --> 00:32:05,502 - Ah, he's just insecure, I guess. 631 00:32:05,544 --> 00:32:09,840 - Oh, so fucking what? "Gus's friend." 632 00:32:09,882 --> 00:32:11,633 Give me a break. 633 00:32:14,262 --> 00:32:18,140 I'm sorry for, like, grabbing you like that. 634 00:32:18,182 --> 00:32:21,143 - I did not mind at all. 635 00:32:21,185 --> 00:32:22,770 It was nice. 636 00:32:22,811 --> 00:32:25,439 - Yeah. 637 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,900 - Hey, uh... 638 00:32:27,942 --> 00:32:30,652 You want to grab a coffee? 639 00:32:30,694 --> 00:32:34,031 - I got to get home. - Oh, jeez. 640 00:32:34,073 --> 00:32:36,742 I feel so used. 641 00:32:36,784 --> 00:32:39,078 Okay, well... 642 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,789 What about tomorrow? - Yeah, sure. 643 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,375 There's a spot right around the corner from my place. 644 00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:47,128 How's 11:00? - Sounds great. 645 00:32:47,169 --> 00:32:48,879 - Cool. 646 00:32:48,921 --> 00:32:51,924 - Later. - Later. 647 00:33:38,637 --> 00:33:40,389 - What the fuck you doing out here? 648 00:33:40,431 --> 00:33:41,682 - Jesus, fuck, you scared me. 649 00:33:41,723 --> 00:33:45,019 - She left. About an hour ago. 650 00:33:49,064 --> 00:33:51,525 - Shit, I... I tried. 651 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:56,489 - Yeah, I'm sure you did. 652 00:34:12,754 --> 00:34:15,674 - What the hell do you think you're doing? 653 00:34:21,347 --> 00:34:22,890 - What do you think you're doing? 654 00:34:22,931 --> 00:34:24,683 This sign wasn't here last night. 655 00:34:24,725 --> 00:34:27,978 Hey! 656 00:34:32,691 --> 00:34:34,609 - They're closed? - Oh, yeah, 657 00:34:34,651 --> 00:34:36,653 by order of the health department, apparently. 658 00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:38,406 - How do you make unhealthy coffee? 659 00:34:38,447 --> 00:34:41,783 - Maybe it was the scones. - Mm-hmm. 660 00:34:41,825 --> 00:34:43,869 - Listen, I've got some shit in my fridge, 661 00:34:43,911 --> 00:34:46,621 like, frozen gumbo, toaster waffles, eggs. 662 00:34:46,663 --> 00:34:48,541 I'll make you coffee so strong, it'll walk right into the cup. 663 00:34:48,582 --> 00:34:52,044 I don't have any scones, though. - Forget it, then. 664 00:34:52,086 --> 00:34:55,214 - Come on. 665 00:34:57,466 --> 00:34:59,343 - Hi, there. I'm Lisa. 666 00:34:59,385 --> 00:35:02,221 My wife, Lisa, and I just moved into the house down the street. 667 00:35:02,263 --> 00:35:05,558 - Adamecs had three kids. Bank threw them out. 668 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:07,059 - I'm sorry to hear that. 669 00:35:07,101 --> 00:35:09,770 Listen, was your car towed this morning? 670 00:35:09,811 --> 00:35:13,690 - We don't have a car, so, no. - Our range rover was. 671 00:35:13,732 --> 00:35:15,943 All the parking signs on the south side of the street 672 00:35:15,984 --> 00:35:17,403 were moved to the north side, 673 00:35:17,445 --> 00:35:19,947 and there are heroin needles in the alley 674 00:35:19,988 --> 00:35:21,615 and serial rapist flyers. 675 00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:25,035 It's like the neighborhood went to shit overnight. 676 00:35:25,077 --> 00:35:28,456 You know anything about it? - No, sorry. 677 00:35:28,497 --> 00:35:31,750 - Hmm. Fyi... 678 00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:35,337 We don't scare easily. 679 00:36:10,331 --> 00:36:14,585 - I am a woman! 680 00:36:17,379 --> 00:36:18,755 - This gumbo is fucking delicious. 681 00:36:18,797 --> 00:36:20,215 - Yeah, my dad... He's from New Orleans. 682 00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:22,593 I picked a vat up on my last visit. 683 00:36:22,635 --> 00:36:24,303 - Is he a musician too? 684 00:36:24,345 --> 00:36:27,264 - Both my parents, actually. My dad's a violinist. 685 00:36:27,306 --> 00:36:30,809 My mom plays pretty much everything. 686 00:36:30,851 --> 00:36:33,270 - What is this? - That's a guzheng. 687 00:36:33,312 --> 00:36:34,855 Yeah, my mom... 688 00:36:34,896 --> 00:36:36,649 She brought one back on her last tour from China. 689 00:36:38,066 --> 00:36:40,611 - Can you play this? - Yeah. 690 00:36:40,653 --> 00:36:44,823 - Jesus. Are you, like, a prodigy or something? 691 00:36:44,865 --> 00:36:48,035 - Well, I just, you know, pick things up here and there. 692 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:52,956 I forgot to ask you what you thought of the set last night. 693 00:36:52,998 --> 00:36:55,584 - Jazz isn't really my thing. 694 00:36:55,626 --> 00:36:58,712 But, you know, one of them sounded kind of familiar? 695 00:36:58,753 --> 00:37:00,088 - Oh, right, that's miles Davis... 696 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:03,091 It gets a lot of elevator play. 697 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,427 What kind of stuff you listen to? 698 00:37:05,469 --> 00:37:08,389 - Nothing. - Nothing? 699 00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:10,349 - I don't have time to listen to music. 700 00:37:10,391 --> 00:37:13,477 That's tragic. 701 00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:15,020 - Is it? 702 00:37:15,062 --> 00:37:18,982 - Yeah, I would die without music in my life. 703 00:37:19,024 --> 00:37:21,109 - All right. 704 00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:24,321 So play me something worth dying over. 705 00:37:24,363 --> 00:37:25,656 - Wha... - Come on. 706 00:37:25,698 --> 00:37:27,533 - No. - I won't even watch you. 707 00:37:27,575 --> 00:37:29,743 I'll just stare into my gumbo. Come on. 708 00:37:31,870 --> 00:37:33,788 - All right. 709 00:37:49,846 --> 00:37:53,684 ♪ Keeping you close, falling behind ♪ 710 00:37:53,726 --> 00:37:58,063 ♪ I lost my voice, you lost your mind ♪ 711 00:37:58,105 --> 00:38:02,484 ♪ you say you're not well, I say you're fine ♪ 712 00:38:02,526 --> 00:38:06,321 ♪ you're walking with me through the aisles of a drugstore ♪ 713 00:38:06,363 --> 00:38:10,618 ♪ and if you return ♪ 714 00:38:10,659 --> 00:38:14,913 ♪ to me ♪ 715 00:38:14,955 --> 00:38:19,418 ♪ oh, if you return ♪ 716 00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:23,838 ♪ to me ♪ 717 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,676 ♪ your mother's a fake, a phantom who steals ♪ 718 00:38:27,718 --> 00:38:32,306 ♪ the smile on your face is not what you feel ♪ 719 00:38:32,347 --> 00:38:35,850 ♪ I'll check you in if you check me out ♪ 720 00:38:35,892 --> 00:38:40,439 ♪ some lonesome wrist cutter who says I'm her brother ♪ 721 00:38:40,481 --> 00:38:42,190 ♪ oh, if... ♪ 722 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,789 Holy shit. 723 00:39:01,794 --> 00:39:04,630 - I love that you're an early-bird-special kind of guy. 724 00:39:04,672 --> 00:39:06,381 Love a man who can spot a good deal. 725 00:39:06,423 --> 00:39:10,511 So how do you know frank? 726 00:39:10,552 --> 00:39:14,055 - We're working on a business arrangement together. 727 00:39:14,097 --> 00:39:15,516 - You're a businessman? 728 00:39:15,557 --> 00:39:18,519 - More of a tradesman, actually. 729 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,355 - Wow. Looks and smarts? 730 00:39:21,396 --> 00:39:24,858 Did I get lucky tonight or what? 731 00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:26,652 And I like your jacket. 732 00:39:26,694 --> 00:39:28,612 It's very classy. 733 00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:38,038 - Ah! 734 00:39:40,624 --> 00:39:44,085 - Hey! It ain't quitting time yet, college! 735 00:39:44,127 --> 00:39:46,547 - Look, uh, do we get paid for the holiday on Monday? 736 00:39:46,588 --> 00:39:47,840 - What? 737 00:39:47,881 --> 00:39:51,134 - You know, it's the fourth? 738 00:39:51,176 --> 00:39:53,011 Of July? 739 00:39:53,053 --> 00:39:54,471 It's, you know, america's birthday. 740 00:39:54,513 --> 00:39:56,223 It's the birth of democracy. 741 00:39:56,264 --> 00:39:58,225 - Yeah, I know what the fourth of July is, smart-ass. 742 00:39:58,266 --> 00:40:00,602 No. None of the holidays... 743 00:40:00,644 --> 00:40:03,689 Not the tree one, the president one, the war one, 744 00:40:03,731 --> 00:40:05,482 and definitely not the one for the blacks. 745 00:40:05,524 --> 00:40:07,067 This ain't the post office. - Yeah. No. 746 00:40:07,108 --> 00:40:10,278 I-I think I tweaked my back. 747 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,989 - You're not gunning for workman's comp, are you, kid? 748 00:40:13,031 --> 00:40:15,158 - No, I just... - Good. 'Cause the "comp" 749 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,161 stands for competition from the Mexicans who all want your job. 750 00:40:18,203 --> 00:40:21,874 So man up, or you're gonna be on permanent unpaid holiday. 751 00:40:21,915 --> 00:40:23,417 - Great. - Jeez. 752 00:40:32,384 --> 00:40:35,512 - Hi. - Hey. 753 00:40:35,554 --> 00:40:38,181 Um... 754 00:40:38,223 --> 00:40:41,017 - What's wrong? 755 00:40:41,059 --> 00:40:42,394 - Last night, did we, um... 756 00:40:42,436 --> 00:40:44,855 - I know. It was wonderful. 757 00:40:44,897 --> 00:40:49,693 - So that did happen? - Yeah... 758 00:40:49,735 --> 00:40:52,112 You don't remember? 759 00:40:52,153 --> 00:40:56,742 - I was...I was plastered. 760 00:40:56,784 --> 00:40:58,702 - But you had a... 761 00:40:58,744 --> 00:41:02,456 Your thing... - No, Debbie, that's... 762 00:41:02,497 --> 00:41:03,916 Biology. 763 00:41:03,957 --> 00:41:06,627 That's not consent. 764 00:41:06,668 --> 00:41:08,128 - I thought it meant you wanted to. 765 00:41:08,169 --> 00:41:11,715 - Did I say I wanted to? 766 00:41:11,757 --> 00:41:13,383 - Not exactly. 767 00:41:13,425 --> 00:41:17,805 - Debbie, I was barely conscious, okay? 768 00:41:17,846 --> 00:41:19,598 You date-raped me. 769 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,141 - We were on a date? 770 00:41:21,182 --> 00:41:25,896 - No, Debbie, you statutory-raped yourself. 771 00:41:25,938 --> 00:41:28,106 I could go to jail. 772 00:41:28,148 --> 00:41:29,357 - I don't understand. 773 00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:32,319 - Friends don't rape friends. 774 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,280 - I-I didn't mean to rape you. 775 00:41:37,783 --> 00:41:41,119 I'm sorry. 776 00:41:41,161 --> 00:41:44,247 Don't...don't call me, okay? 777 00:41:59,513 --> 00:42:02,891 - Whoa! No I.V. Drugs. Pump it pure. 778 00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:05,727 - Yo, you said you'd be home by 4:00. 779 00:42:05,769 --> 00:42:07,228 - Word got out that we're paying cash. 780 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:08,939 Bunch of new nursing moms just showed up. 781 00:42:08,981 --> 00:42:11,900 - Hey, radha! I'm not paying you to snooze. 782 00:42:11,942 --> 00:42:13,318 - So wait. You got a problem 783 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,862 with Svetlana breast-feeding the girls, 784 00:42:14,903 --> 00:42:17,656 but selling this tainted-ass titty milk 785 00:42:17,698 --> 00:42:19,366 from this crew's okay? 786 00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:20,993 - We're gonna be struggling just to make ends meet 787 00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:22,243 with the rub-n-tug closed. 788 00:42:22,285 --> 00:42:23,787 - You missed the wiggles. - Kev. 789 00:42:23,829 --> 00:42:26,623 - They love the wiggles. V, they need their mother. 790 00:42:26,665 --> 00:42:28,792 - Why don't you just relax and let me do my job? 791 00:42:28,834 --> 00:42:31,294 - Because I see you feeding everybody else's babies, 792 00:42:31,336 --> 00:42:33,505 except your own, and it pisses me off! 793 00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:47,019 - Hey, debs, you okay? 794 00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:49,062 - Matty accused me of raping him. 795 00:42:49,103 --> 00:42:50,647 - Of what? - I know! 796 00:42:50,689 --> 00:42:52,273 We made love last night... - No, wait, wait, wait. 797 00:42:52,315 --> 00:42:54,275 You lost your virginity? 798 00:42:54,317 --> 00:42:55,736 - Does it count if it's rape? 799 00:42:55,777 --> 00:42:57,738 - You did the raping, right? 800 00:42:57,779 --> 00:43:00,699 - Well, he was drunk, but his thing wasn't. 801 00:43:00,741 --> 00:43:02,576 - How do you rape a dude? 802 00:43:02,617 --> 00:43:05,037 - He was sort of paralyzed by frank's beer or something. 803 00:43:05,078 --> 00:43:07,414 I thought he would like it. I thought all guys did! 804 00:43:07,455 --> 00:43:10,500 - We...we do. - Well, Matty didn't. 805 00:43:10,542 --> 00:43:11,919 - Okay, listen, debs, 806 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,628 I think this is one seriously weird dude, okay? 807 00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:15,589 I think you're better off without him, yeah? 808 00:43:15,630 --> 00:43:17,716 - I'm not! 809 00:43:17,758 --> 00:43:21,845 - Listen, debs, a million guys would kill to be raped by you. 810 00:43:21,887 --> 00:43:26,058 - Oh, would you shut up already? 811 00:43:26,099 --> 00:43:30,020 Frank! 812 00:43:33,023 --> 00:43:36,651 I'm test-driving our new home! 813 00:43:36,693 --> 00:43:39,112 Ernie talked me into the big one! 814 00:43:39,153 --> 00:43:40,781 - Ernie? 815 00:43:40,822 --> 00:43:43,450 - Yeah, Ernie, my r.V. Dealer. - Hi. 816 00:43:43,491 --> 00:43:45,410 - Isn't it gorgeous? 817 00:43:45,452 --> 00:43:48,371 And in the master bedroom, there's a pop-out, 818 00:43:48,413 --> 00:43:50,206 and it just doubles the whole size. 819 00:43:50,248 --> 00:43:52,250 - You bought this? - Well... 820 00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:55,670 Not yet, but Ernie let me take it for a test-drive, 821 00:43:55,712 --> 00:43:59,758 and he said he'd bring it on back tonight if I buy it. 822 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,595 - Sheila, I've been doing a lot of thinking. 823 00:44:03,637 --> 00:44:05,722 I was unconscious when you married me. 824 00:44:05,764 --> 00:44:09,183 - Well, I mean... - All right. 825 00:44:09,225 --> 00:44:10,811 - Kind of, but... - Wait, wait, listen... 826 00:44:10,852 --> 00:44:12,479 - I mean, I knew you... - Wait, listen to me. 827 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,481 I want... 828 00:44:14,522 --> 00:44:16,608 I want to renew our vows. 829 00:44:16,650 --> 00:44:18,526 - Oh... - I want this to be a choice. 830 00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:20,570 I want to do it right. 831 00:44:20,612 --> 00:44:22,697 - Really? - Oh, my god... 832 00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:26,868 My heart is literally bursting. I haven't felt this way ever. 833 00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:31,790 I didn't feel it with Monica, not with Sammi's mom. 834 00:44:31,832 --> 00:44:34,542 You have such a deep soul, and you care so much. 835 00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:39,506 You care about humanity, and I can't leave here. 836 00:44:39,547 --> 00:44:42,592 I can't leave my home. 837 00:44:42,634 --> 00:44:45,595 Don't squash my dream of us building a future together. 838 00:44:45,637 --> 00:44:49,557 I can't take it, especially now. I'm too weak. 839 00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:53,436 - Frank... What about my dreams 840 00:44:53,478 --> 00:44:57,357 of seeing the world, in this...This? 841 00:44:57,398 --> 00:45:00,777 - We can take a vacation anytime you want. 842 00:45:00,819 --> 00:45:02,737 And then... 843 00:45:02,779 --> 00:45:04,572 We'll come back 844 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:07,117 to the little nest that we've built for ourselves. 845 00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:10,912 Oh, my god. I love you, Sheila Jackson... 846 00:45:10,954 --> 00:45:14,791 I mean Sheila Gallagher. - Aw. 847 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:17,878 Oh, frank. 848 00:45:25,552 --> 00:45:27,637 - Debs, are you smoking? 849 00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:31,474 - I'm just holding it. - Why? 850 00:45:31,516 --> 00:45:34,061 - I'm experimenting with things adults do. 851 00:45:34,102 --> 00:45:38,148 I don't like it very much. 852 00:45:38,190 --> 00:45:40,525 - You need to talk? 853 00:45:43,277 --> 00:45:44,571 - I want to tell you something, 854 00:45:44,612 --> 00:45:47,074 but I don't really want to talk about it 855 00:45:47,115 --> 00:45:49,492 because I'm not sure how I feel about it. 856 00:45:49,534 --> 00:45:51,953 And I don't want to be told how to feel. 857 00:45:55,540 --> 00:45:58,376 - Okay. 858 00:45:58,418 --> 00:46:02,756 - So I'm gonna tell you, and... 859 00:46:02,797 --> 00:46:05,257 That's it. 860 00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:08,136 Okay? 861 00:46:08,178 --> 00:46:09,261 - Okay. 862 00:46:11,848 --> 00:46:14,434 - I had sex last night... 863 00:46:14,475 --> 00:46:17,187 My first time. 864 00:46:20,565 --> 00:46:22,025 - Just... 865 00:46:22,067 --> 00:46:24,945 Tell me... You were careful. 866 00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:55,267 - Homemade beer okay? 867 00:46:55,307 --> 00:46:57,269 - Oh, I'm fine with water. Thank you. 868 00:46:57,309 --> 00:46:59,687 Oh, okay. 869 00:47:02,107 --> 00:47:05,443 Hoo! 870 00:47:05,485 --> 00:47:08,155 That is strong. 871 00:47:08,196 --> 00:47:11,283 Look at those socks... - Oh. 872 00:47:11,323 --> 00:47:14,661 Man with taste. 873 00:47:25,546 --> 00:47:29,884 Oh, oh, um, listen, look, I-I really like you. 874 00:47:29,926 --> 00:47:33,096 You're a true gentleman, and I don't meet many of those, 875 00:47:33,138 --> 00:47:35,307 which is... 876 00:47:35,347 --> 00:47:38,810 Why I want to take things slow. - Huh? 877 00:47:38,852 --> 00:47:40,728 - I don't want to make the same mistakes that I have 878 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:45,483 with the last 30 or 40 guys I've been with. 879 00:47:45,525 --> 00:47:46,901 - By "take it slow," you mean 880 00:47:46,943 --> 00:47:49,279 we can get at it after I finish my water? 881 00:47:49,321 --> 00:47:50,488 Oh. 882 00:47:50,530 --> 00:47:53,825 No, no, I mean, you know... 883 00:47:53,867 --> 00:47:58,538 Go out on a few dates, get to know each other better. 884 00:47:58,579 --> 00:48:00,332 - But frank promised you would bone me 885 00:48:00,372 --> 00:48:03,168 as soon as we got back to your trailer. 886 00:48:03,210 --> 00:48:04,460 - What? 887 00:48:04,502 --> 00:48:08,006 - Come on, you beautiful hunk of junk. 888 00:48:08,048 --> 00:48:10,675 - Jeez, it's hot down here, frank. 889 00:48:10,717 --> 00:48:12,760 - I tripled the gas, to make things go a little faster. 890 00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:14,846 - Wow. 891 00:48:14,888 --> 00:48:17,974 Frank, I've decided when Ernie comes with the r.V. 892 00:48:18,016 --> 00:48:21,561 To tell him to turn it around and take it back home. 893 00:48:21,602 --> 00:48:24,856 - You're keeping the house? - I want to be with you... 894 00:48:24,898 --> 00:48:28,860 And reaffirm our commitment to our partnership 895 00:48:28,902 --> 00:48:30,862 - oh, you... - Oh, no, no, no, no. 896 00:48:30,904 --> 00:48:33,240 Maybe later. - Hey! 897 00:48:33,281 --> 00:48:37,202 You dangled me like a sex carrot to get brewery equipment? 898 00:48:37,244 --> 00:48:40,247 - You were lonely. I was killing two birds with one stone. 899 00:48:40,288 --> 00:48:42,498 - Well, I... - I don't like your tone. 900 00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:44,167 - He promised that man 901 00:48:44,209 --> 00:48:46,378 that I would put out on the first date. 902 00:48:46,418 --> 00:48:48,629 - I've seen you put out after the first drink. 903 00:48:48,671 --> 00:48:51,007 - You son of a bitch! 904 00:48:51,049 --> 00:48:55,220 Hey, hey, hey! 905 00:48:55,262 --> 00:48:57,264 - Disgusting! 906 00:48:57,305 --> 00:48:59,766 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 907 00:48:59,807 --> 00:49:02,727 - She...oh, excuse us. 908 00:49:08,316 --> 00:49:11,111 - Get the fuck back here, you fucking asshole! 909 00:49:11,152 --> 00:49:13,445 You are not getting away from this shit! 910 00:49:13,487 --> 00:49:16,408 I'm so...God damn you! Fuck you! 911 00:49:16,448 --> 00:49:17,825 - Get off him! - Fuck you! 912 00:49:17,867 --> 00:49:19,744 - Get off him! - Get off of me, you cunt! 913 00:49:19,786 --> 00:49:21,037 Ow! - Jesus! 914 00:49:21,079 --> 00:49:22,663 - Did you hear what she called me? 915 00:49:22,705 --> 00:49:24,498 - All right, Sheila... - Frank, that is not right. 916 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:26,418 No, she should not be talking to your wife like that. 917 00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:28,336 - I hope you die... - Seriously, frank... 918 00:49:28,378 --> 00:49:30,380 - In a bottle of diarrhea! 919 00:49:30,422 --> 00:49:32,966 - That is an unacceptable... - I am your flesh and blood... 920 00:49:33,007 --> 00:49:34,717 - Do something, frank! - She is nobody! 921 00:49:34,759 --> 00:49:36,303 - All right, can the both of you... 922 00:49:36,344 --> 00:49:38,305 - I am your flesh and blood! - Just shut the fuck up? 923 00:49:38,346 --> 00:49:41,766 Can we not have one moment of peace? 924 00:49:41,808 --> 00:49:43,268 Christ! 925 00:49:43,310 --> 00:49:45,937 I've got a raging lunatic succubus 926 00:49:45,979 --> 00:49:48,315 of a daughter, on one hand, 927 00:49:48,356 --> 00:49:51,901 and a lumpy, smothering pervert of a wife, on the other! 928 00:49:51,943 --> 00:49:54,779 And you are both driving me fucking insane! 929 00:49:54,821 --> 00:49:57,115 - Daddy! - Don't you "daddy" me! 930 00:49:57,157 --> 00:49:59,533 You are needy. You are slutty. 931 00:49:59,575 --> 00:50:01,869 Your son is a lump of pure misery. 932 00:50:01,911 --> 00:50:04,956 And you have disgusting personal hygiene. 933 00:50:04,998 --> 00:50:06,416 And you. - What? 934 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:08,209 - You are a certified whack job! - What? 935 00:50:08,251 --> 00:50:10,837 - You couldn't go out of your house for two years. 936 00:50:10,878 --> 00:50:14,007 You take great pleasure in shoving fake penises 937 00:50:14,048 --> 00:50:15,967 up the butts of the men you love. 938 00:50:16,009 --> 00:50:18,761 You banged the husband of your only daughter. 939 00:50:18,803 --> 00:50:20,972 You adopted a bunch of Indian kids, 940 00:50:21,014 --> 00:50:22,723 and who the fuck knows why? 941 00:50:22,765 --> 00:50:25,268 And I cannot stand 942 00:50:25,310 --> 00:50:28,438 your unreasonably complicated cooking! 943 00:50:31,149 --> 00:50:33,567 - Oh, Jesus Christ! 944 00:50:33,609 --> 00:50:36,904 Can't a man get one fucking minute of peace? 945 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:39,157 Just one minute? 946 00:50:41,326 --> 00:50:42,660 - Holy shit! 947 00:50:42,702 --> 00:50:44,371 - Must've been the extra propane. 948 00:50:44,412 --> 00:50:47,290 - Where's hanzi? 949 00:50:47,332 --> 00:50:48,666 - That's a nice sock. 950 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:52,253 - Chuckie! - Mommy! 951 00:51:00,470 --> 00:51:03,931 - Holy mama... 952 00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:07,519 - Sheils? 953 00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:09,937 She... 954 00:51:11,022 --> 00:51:12,982 Sheila? 955 00:51:13,024 --> 00:51:14,692 Sheils, hey. 956 00:51:14,734 --> 00:51:16,903 Unlock the door. 957 00:51:16,944 --> 00:51:20,532 Sheila, hey. Let's go to the Grand Canyon, huh? 958 00:51:20,572 --> 00:51:22,283 Want to go to the grand... 959 00:51:31,918 --> 00:51:34,087 Sheila? 960 00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:55,900 - At least we won't have to pay for the demo. 961 00:51:55,942 --> 00:51:57,902 - Score. 70262

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