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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,460 --> 00:00:03,500 previously on Georgie and Mandy's first marriage. 2 00:00:04,019 --> 00:00:07,220 And it's going to be a beautiful day for it. I've predicted sunny skies all 3 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,119 through Monday. 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:09,880 Yes, we've got him to thank for that. 5 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,120 Or her. 6 00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:12,820 Oh, I meant God. 7 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,780 I know, so did I. The God's a woman. 8 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,440 Come on, it's not that big a deal. 9 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:19,080 It is a huge deal. 10 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,340 Maybe we should pull you off the schedule for a while and let everybody 11 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:25,140 down. No, no, no, don't take me off the air. I can fix this. 12 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:26,800 I'll just apologize. 13 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,060 Okay, you know what? 14 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:29,620 I can't do this. 15 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:33,700 If that's what it takes for me to keep this job, then I quit. 16 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:42,600 Hey, y 'all, it's Fred Fagenbacher from Fagenbacher Auto, where we believe in 17 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,600 three things. 18 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,920 God, Texas, and quality tires. 19 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:51,480 We've been keeping your family on the road safe and in our prayers for over 30 20 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:56,220 years. And with our fleet of tow trucks, if you break down, we can pick you up 21 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,320 24 -7. 22 00:00:57,660 --> 00:01:02,220 We got the best deals on brakes, tires, and alignments. So come on down to 23 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:07,520 Fagenbacher Auto, where the only thing we put above our customers is the Lord 24 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,520 himself. 25 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,160 Himself? Really? 26 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:15,360 We don't know. That's a shot at you. 27 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,780 I do, but draw your own conclusions. 28 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:20,040 Forget Fagenbacher. He's a jerk. 29 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,960 You haven't been on TV in weeks. I'm sure people don't even remember you. 30 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,860 I know you mean well, but shut up. 31 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,460 That ain't true. A lot of people are still talking about what you said. 32 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,720 Yeah, just the other day our mailman brought it up. 33 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:34,340 What'd he say? 34 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,600 You know, it's not important. 35 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,080 What did he say? 36 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:44,920 He wanted to know if you were still in league with Satan. 37 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:47,060 Going to bed. 38 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,380 Give my best to the devil. 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,300 Saw your commercial, Fred. 40 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,680 Did you like it? 41 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:28,420 Yeah, it was expensive, but business has been good. Praise God. 42 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,320 Oh, give it a rest. 43 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:36,820 Cranky. Has your lady God been holding out on you? Ain't that just like a 44 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:39,440 Stop running that ad and leave Mandy alone. 45 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:43,520 It ain't my fault your wife put her foot in her mouth. But you know what's 46 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,800 funny? Back in high school, her mom used to put her foot in my mouth. 47 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,000 Dude! What'd he say? 48 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,300 Tell him. 49 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,940 You are not a nice man. 50 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,840 We'll let him have it. 51 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:59,600 Don't worry. Business will bounce back. 52 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,840 Of course it will. 53 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,580 You must have had some lean times. What did you do? 54 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,880 Sold the store to you. 55 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,640 Hey, you're home early. 56 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,540 I wasn't much to do. 57 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,870 Really? Georgie said y 'all been busy. 58 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:20,090 Yeah, Georgie lied. 59 00:03:21,490 --> 00:03:23,630 Why? Well, he didn't want you to feel bad. 60 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,390 About what? 61 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:28,610 About saying the God's a woman and ruining their business. But again, don't 62 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:29,610 bad. 63 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:33,970 Hang on. That's crazy. People aren't buying tires because of what I said? 64 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:38,210 When you were a teenager, how many girls did you stop talking to because of 65 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:39,210 something they said? 66 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:41,790 It wasn't always what they said. Sometimes it was what they wore. 67 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,030 You just need to know your husband's a good guy. 68 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,720 Well, if you love him so much, why don't you marry him? 69 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,380 You didn't get me pregnant. 70 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,260 I'm online. 71 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:00,000 What you doing? 72 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,640 I'm on a message board where people buy and sell used instruments. 73 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,500 People buy stuff on the computer? 74 00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:09,160 Why would anybody want to do that? 75 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,460 It's amazing. I found someone in Houston selling an old synthesizer. 76 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:17,140 You're going to drive all that way and give money to a stranger you met on the 77 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:19,000 computer? It's perfectly safe, Mom. 78 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:23,300 I don't know. I saw a story like this on Dateline where the only thing that got 79 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:24,580 sold was the fella's kidney. 80 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,760 I'll be fine. 81 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,620 What do you know about this person? Do you even know their name? 82 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:30,999 Of course I do. 83 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Cobra 3837. 84 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,920 You are not going alone. 85 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:37,060 Jim! You're overreacting. 86 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,499 What's up? 87 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:43,340 You're going with Connor to meet his computer friend, Cobra, and make sure 88 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:44,580 don't steal his kidney. 89 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:51,960 Need you to sign these. 90 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,300 Okie dokie. 91 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,640 Hey, Mayor. 92 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:57,280 Have you heard anyone bad -mouthing me around town? 93 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,780 Of course not. People love you. 94 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:01,180 I thought so, too. 95 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,500 But today at the coffee shop, this young woman scolded me for the way I treated 96 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,500 Mandy on TV. 97 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:13,830 Yes. She said I was condescending and sexist. Me. I love women. My mother is 98 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:14,830 best friend. 99 00:05:16,210 --> 00:05:19,410 I used to like when Sheldon said that about me. Now I'm not so sure. 100 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:24,710 This isn't the first time. There's been others. A lot of others. 101 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:28,550 Well, the people who know you know it's not true. 102 00:05:28,790 --> 00:05:30,370 My wife is one of the others. 103 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:31,950 Oh. 104 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:39,080 You know, if you want to show everyone how much you support women, why don't 105 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,840 let me do the sermon this Sunday? 106 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,440 I know you're trying to lighten the mood, but this is not the time. 107 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,380 What do you think I should do? 108 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,640 Well, maybe you should reach out to Mandy. 109 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,060 Say you're sorry. 110 00:05:56,080 --> 00:06:00,060 Invite her to church. Once people see that you two are okay, this will all 111 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:04,340 over. Say I'm sorry. All I did was correct her when she said God was a 112 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,040 You also called her ignorant on TV. 113 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,060 Oh, I suppose I could be the bigger man. 114 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:11,980 Good for you. 115 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:16,260 I did come down a little hard. Sometimes I forget how forceful we alpha males 116 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:17,260 can be. 117 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:18,840 Alpha male? 118 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:20,220 Leader of the pack. 119 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,180 Head honcho. 120 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,220 Right. Top banana. 121 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:25,460 I get it. 122 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:30,180 You should have told me. 123 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:32,330 I didn't want you to feel bad. 124 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:33,730 For putting you out of business? 125 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,530 We ain't out of business. 126 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:38,670 And if those customers got a problem with you, I don't want them anyways. 127 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:40,750 Thanks. 128 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:44,330 Supporting my wife is more important than running a successful business. 129 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:46,770 Or food or shoes for our baby girl. 130 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:48,810 Thanks again. 131 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:53,510 Good news is we live rent -free with your parents, so we can just grow old 132 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:54,510 die right here. 133 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,310 God. 134 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,480 When you think about it, your parents will probably go before us. Then the 135 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,480 place is ours. 136 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:04,160 But we should stay in this room. I don't want to have sex on some dead people's 137 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,160 bed. 138 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:09,740 Cobra seems nice. 139 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,900 Yeah. 140 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,720 For a guy with a keyboard, I expected more fingers. 141 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,560 So what's special about this thing? 142 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,240 You know Frank Zappa's album, The Grand Wazoo? 143 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,440 I don't even know if you're making that up. 144 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,980 This is the same kind of synthesizer they played. Oh, okay. 145 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,340 It's got a very unique sound. 146 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,080 Can't wait to hear it. Might be a while. It's broken. 147 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,460 We drove all this way to buy a thing that don't work. You bought a broken 148 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:38,840 Mustang. Okay, well, that's different. Vintage cars are an investment, and 149 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,699 they're cool. 150 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:41,760 The Grand Wazoo, Dad. 151 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,540 How much money did you waste on this? 152 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,040 400 bucks. 153 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:47,640 400 bucks? 154 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,820 How do you even have 400 bucks? 155 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,100 While I went. 156 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,600 From when you were nine? 157 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,160 No, from now. 158 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:57,220 Hold on. 159 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:59,460 Your mother still gives you an allowance? 160 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,680 Not always. I have to do my chores. 161 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,900 How much does she give you? 162 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:08,360 Just enough for gas, food, and the occasional $400 synthesizer. 163 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,080 It doesn't work? 164 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,320 Sadly, no. 165 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,480 Got a minute? 166 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,680 Mandy. Of course. Come on in. 167 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,170 I've been praying about you a lot lately. 168 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:25,430 Well, that's nice. 169 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:27,270 Unless you've been asking God to smite me. 170 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,090 No. God's a lover, not a smiter. 171 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:32,669 Ooh, I should be on a T -shirt. 172 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,450 Sure. 173 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:40,730 Anyway, I'm glad you're here. I was hoping we could clear the air. Me too, 174 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,549 is why I wanted to apologize. 175 00:08:43,429 --> 00:08:44,430 Really? 176 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:48,990 Yes, I shouldn't have walked off in the middle of our interview. It was rude and 177 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:51,270 unprofessional and... 178 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,300 I'm sorry. 179 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,080 For the way you treated me? 180 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,320 Yes. 181 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:04,420 Well, I appreciate that, and I would like to say that I accept your apology. 182 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,140 Well, thank you so much. 183 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,460 Wouldn't be much of a pastor if I couldn't forgive people when they've 184 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:11,460 me. 185 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,600 And if it's not too much trouble, maybe you could let people know they don't 186 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,400 need to stay away from Georgie's business. 187 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:21,400 I'll do you one better. How about you, Georgie, and baby Cece come to church 188 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,400 this Sunday? 189 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:24,700 You could even sit next to my wife. 190 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,960 Really? Oh, yeah. 191 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,420 That'll send a message. 192 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,360 Mandy, I didn't know you were here. 193 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,640 Oh, yeah, I just stopped by to chat with Pastor Jeff. 194 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:39,160 We were just finishing up. Great seeing you. I am so glad you two made up. 195 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,840 People have been so mean to him. 196 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,280 Mean about what? 197 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:44,680 Doesn't matter. I have a very thick skin. 198 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:49,100 About you losing your job and the way he treated you. 199 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Really? 200 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:53,950 A few people may have said something. 201 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:55,370 Including your wife. 202 00:09:56,710 --> 00:10:00,970 So people are mad at you, and you sat there and let me beg for forgiveness? 203 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:06,050 Pastor Jeff, you said you were going to apologize. 204 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:11,230 I was, but then she did, and I didn't want to make it all about me. 205 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:16,190 So my family coming to church is about making you look better? 206 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:19,330 Again, let's not make this about me. 207 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,700 McAllister? Ain't that the name of that crazy weather girl? 208 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,960 Huh. I guess it is. 209 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,420 No relationship. 210 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,760 Actually, McAllister's the guy we bought the place from. Been meaning to change 211 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,580 it. I kind of like tires are rough. 212 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,520 It's like toys are rough, but, you know, tires. 213 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,880 You were looking for a set of 24 -inch radials? 214 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,080 Mm -hmm. 215 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,320 You are not going to believe what Pastor Jeff tried to pull. 216 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,720 Excuse me, ma 'am. We'll be with you in a moment. 217 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,760 Yeah, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my husband. 218 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,900 Hagenbacher's a mile down the road, across the street from the Dairy Queen. 219 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:05,900 him I said hey. 220 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,260 Why do you hate us? 221 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:13,580 What's going on? 222 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,460 So, I went groveling to Pastor Jeff to apologize. 223 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,920 Great. 224 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,780 Not great. Turns out he's the one that should be groveling to me. 225 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,120 For what? 226 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:25,600 People blame him for me losing my job. Even his wife is mad about it. 227 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,580 So what you're saying is we got leverage. 228 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,860 What I'm saying is he owes me an apology. 229 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:34,140 Okay, okay. You want an apology. I want customers. He wants people to see y 'all 230 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:34,879 made up. 231 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,260 This is what we in the business sector call a negotiation. 232 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:40,280 It's what everyone calls a negotiation. 233 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,740 She don't know that. Yes, I do. 234 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,220 Hey, how'd it go? 235 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,479 Oh, great. 236 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,520 The instrument's broken, Cobra has seven fingers, and you give Connor an 237 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,520 allowance? 238 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,180 Really? Seven fingers? 239 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,240 Audrey, what the hell? 240 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,200 He needs money. He could find a job. 241 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:07,080 He's been working hard on his music. I like to think that's his job. 242 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:09,820 I like to think I got a full head of hair. That don't make it true. 243 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,600 He's not cut out for a regular job. He's an artist. 244 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,900 He's a shapeless blob of clay. 245 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,020 I am not going to stop supporting our son. 246 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,720 Well, I'm drawing the line. No more allowance. 247 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:22,890 I'm sorry. 248 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:24,910 You're drawing the line? 249 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,010 That's right. I'm putting my foot down. 250 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:31,590 Ooh. I hope it's not on the line, you Drew. 251 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:33,769 I'm serious. 252 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:34,770 Look at my face. 253 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,030 You think I'm fooling around? 254 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,190 You want to play it that way? Fine. 255 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:40,230 No sex for you tonight. 256 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:48,970 Well, I'm so glad that we could all come together in the spirit of Christian 257 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:51,170 forgiveness to work out our differences. 258 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:53,570 I already apologized once. It's his turn. 259 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:55,529 You're right. 260 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:56,530 I am sorry. 261 00:12:56,770 --> 00:13:00,330 And is that for the way you treated me on air or for trying to use me to make 262 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,330 yourself look better? 263 00:13:01,370 --> 00:13:04,790 Oh, like you weren't trying to use me to put your little episode behind you? 264 00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:05,890 Okay, okay. 265 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,630 Let's remember why we're here. To use each other. 266 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:11,530 And Christian forgiveness. 267 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,750 Sure, whatever. 268 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,610 The point is, we all need something and we're all going to have to give a little 269 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:18,850 to get it. What do you mean? 270 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:23,060 Well, Pastor Jeff would like us to come back to church so people can see that he 271 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,580 and Mandy made up. And for my wife to see it. 272 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,740 Cannot sleep on the couch anymore. My back is all cattywampus. 273 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:30,960 So, what do I get? 274 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,660 The bounty of Christ's love. 275 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,920 It's okay. That's just what we call an opening offer. 276 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,020 But I think what we were looking for was something a little more concrete. 277 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,380 Like what? 278 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,140 Like encourage the congregation to come back to the store. 279 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,700 I can do that. 280 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,420 Oh. And I want a contract to do all the tires for the church vans again. 281 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:55,660 Hold on. If Pastor Jeff's doing that, then you gotta guarantee us three 282 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,660 a month at church. 283 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,020 Two. 284 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:01,220 Fine. But when Cece's old enough, Sunday school. 285 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,940 Baptist Sunday school. Your mom is not gonna like that. 286 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,180 Yeah, true. 287 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:08,560 We can make that work. 288 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,380 But I want my job back. 289 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,220 I can't get you your job back. You can try. 290 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:18,120 How? Well, stick the congregation on them. Write letters. Threaten them with 291 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,620 wrath of God. Figure it out. 292 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,180 I'm not a miracle worker. 293 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:23,860 But I do know one. 294 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,680 I'll see what I can do. 295 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,120 Then we got a deal. 296 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,360 Two Sundays. 297 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,239 Front row. 298 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,380 Sit next to my wife and tell her we're good. 299 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,460 See you at church. 300 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,980 And you better stay awake. 301 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,260 Too late. Deal's closed. 302 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600 There. 303 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,140 What is that? 304 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,060 It's a new TV. 305 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,580 Really ties the room together, don't you think? 306 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,160 It's a monstrosity. Yeah, we might have to slide the couch back a few feet. 307 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,160 So you just went out and bought a new TV without talking to me? 308 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,260 You do whatever you want with our money. I thought I would, too. That thing is 309 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,760 not staying in my house. 310 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:11,720 Oh, I'm sorry. 311 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,000 Are you putting your foot down? 312 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,390 Really? You want to start a spending war? 313 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:22,230 Because I have always wanted to own a horse. 314 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,870 Great. We can go riding together. 315 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,970 You on your horse and me on my new Harley. You are not getting a 316 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,370 I'm not getting a horse. 317 00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:32,050 That thing is going back to the store. 318 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,710 Have at it. Lift with your legs. 319 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:38,390 Hey, y 'all. It's Fred Fagenbacher from Fagenbacher Auto. 320 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:41,490 You look good on a big screen. 321 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,530 Check out all that hair. 322 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,500 Fine, I'll bring it back. 323 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:56,720 Let's all welcome Georgie, Mandy, and baby Cece, who are excited to be full 324 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,340 -time members of our flock. 325 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:07,460 And just remember, if anyone has any tire needs, McAllister Auto is the place 326 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:10,380 go. Say Jesus loves you for 10 % off. 327 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:15,220 And of course, let's keep Mandy in our prayers as she searches for another job. 328 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,320 Now let's all bow our heads. 329 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,900 Our Father in heaven. 330 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:21,740 Prayers! 331 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:25,680 He gets us a church, you get your business, and I get stupid prayers? 332 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,200 Don't knock prayers. Bon Jovi's been living on them for years. 333 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:34,020 I wanted pitchforks. I wanted torches. I wanted them to go up to the station the 334 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,020 way that they went after me. 335 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,740 You wanted to help the business, and you did. 336 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,580 That's got to feel pretty good, right? 337 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,660 Yeah, yeah, I'm going to heaven, big whoop. 338 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:46,710 You might not believe in it, but I prayed for a hot wife, boom. I prayed 339 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:47,710 healthy daughter, boom. 340 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:51,770 All that's left is having my own nacho cheese dispenser like at the movies. 341 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,690 You're never getting that. 342 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:56,130 Excuse me, but this is between me and God. 343 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:04,670 Your father and I have talked, and we've agreed to continue giving you an 344 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:07,030 allowance. Great. There's conditions. 345 00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,250 We're considering making music. 346 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:15,200 Your job. And the money is payment, but you gotta work at it every day. 347 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,940 Oh, no thank you. 348 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,079 Come again. 349 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,039 Not interested. 350 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,740 We're giving you money to pursue your dream. 351 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:27,220 No, you're turning it into work. That you get paid for. 352 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:29,540 I don't make music for money. 353 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,940 I do it when I'm inspired. 354 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,400 When I have something important to say. 355 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,400 You wrote a song about a salamander. 356 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,240 I couldn't have done that if I was working for the man. 357 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:48,280 Unbelievable. Well, if that's the way you feel, we respect it. No, we don't. 358 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,280 more allowance. 359 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,800 I'm serious. 360 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,900 End of discussion. 361 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:58,180 I don't mean to cause problems between you two. Maybe I should go find a job. 362 00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,960 And let him win? 363 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,460 Don't you dare. 364 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,140 Okay, thank you so much. 365 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,050 Bye -bye. 366 00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:12,750 You are not going to believe this. That was Channel 9. They just offered me a 367 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,310 job. They don't care about the stuff you said? 368 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:18,810 No, they like it. They think the controversy will be good for ratings. 369 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,310 Well, that's amazing. 370 00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,510 But you're not going to say more crazy stuff, right? 371 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,630 Who knows? I'm a loose cannon. That's what they love about me. 372 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,990 Huh. Well, it looks like the power of prayer really worked. 373 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:33,970 That's not what happened. 374 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:37,470 Nothing was going on. Everyone prayed for you. Suddenly the phone rings. 375 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:39,730 Yeah, I sent them my tape weeks ago. 376 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,750 And they just called now. 377 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:43,810 That's a coincidence. 378 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,230 Sure. Or an act of God. 379 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:50,510 You think of all the prayers in the world, God decided to answer this one? 380 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,970 He helped the Cowboys win the Super Bowl. Why not you being a weather girl? 381 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,270 Okay, he didn't help them win. They're all so good at their job. 382 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:00,889 I don't know. 383 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,110 They sure thanked him a lot. 384 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,140 Maybe you should, too. 385 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:07,940 Fine. 386 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,480 Thank you for making me good at my job. 387 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,140 Amen. Amen. 388 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:29,160 And I just want to thank all you prayer warriors out there. Thanks to your hard 389 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,420 work and, of course, God's open ears. 390 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:36,790 Mrs. People's cat returned home. The high school chess team won the division. 391 00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:42,630 And, of course, Mandy McAllister got a new job as a weather girl on Channel 9. 392 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:45,170 Praise the Lord, we did it! 393 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:47,630 God is good. 394 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,250 He sure is. 28927

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