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V/O: Modern life is messy...

V/O: Modern life is messy...

It's just really bad! .. and
somebody's got to clean it up.

It's just really bad! .. and
somebody's got to clean it up.

It's just really bad! .. and
somebody's got to clean it up.

If you have a weak stomach,
it's not for you.

If you have a weak stomach,
it's not for you.

Meet the people who get
down and dirty

Meet the people who get
down and dirty

to keep the country
spick and span.

to keep the country
spick and span.

Coming up. The first race is
fast approaching now,

Coming up. The first race is
fast approaching now,

so wait for another hour.
(chuckles)

so wait for another hour.
(chuckles)

One of our mottos is like you have
to clean every square inch

One of our mottos is like you have
to clean every square inch

One of our mottos is like you have
to clean every square inch

inside and out like.

inside and out like.

I'm just sick of looking at myself
driving past every morning,

I'm just sick of looking at myself
driving past every morning,

every evening coming into the yard.
(laughter)

every evening coming into the yard.
(laughter)

Yes, it's getting a little
bit messier now.

Yes, it's getting a little
bit messier now.

Yes, it's getting a little
bit messier now.

This is Cleaning Up Ireland.

This is Cleaning Up Ireland.

It's Ladies' Day at the Galway races,

It's Ladies' Day at the Galway races,

It's Ladies' Day at the Galway races,

fillies, fake tan,
fun and fashionistas

fillies, fake tan,
fun and fashionistas

and one epic day ahead
for Ryans Cleaning.

and one epic day ahead
for Ryans Cleaning.

and one epic day ahead
for Ryans Cleaning.

It has its challenges.

It has its challenges.

Cleaning is 24 hour, so it's
ongoing.

Cleaning is 24 hour, so it's
ongoing.

So there's a day shift, we hand over
to the night shift. It's constant.

So there's a day shift, we hand over
to the night shift. It's constant.

So there's a day shift, we hand over
to the night shift. It's constant.

So this day last year we were
about 25,000 people.

So this day last year we were
about 25,000 people.

So this day last year we were
about 25,000 people.

So hopefully we'll be in that
region again.

So hopefully we'll be in that
region again.

'Would I see a horse?
I see lots of horses.'

'Would I see a horse?
I see lots of horses.'

Would I take notice of a horse?
No, I'm looking at rubbish.

Would I take notice of a horse?
No, I'm looking at rubbish.

'I'm looking at bins. When I go on
holidays, I'm looking at bins.

'I'm looking at bins. When I go on
holidays, I'm looking at bins.

'I'm looking at bins. When I go on
holidays, I'm looking at bins.

I'm looking at rubbish. It's crazy.
It gets in your blood, your mind.'

I'm looking at rubbish. It's crazy.
It gets in your blood, your mind.'

It's all good so far, going good.
Nothing strange. Mmhmm.

It's all good so far, going good.
Nothing strange. Mmhmm.

It's all good so far, going good.
Nothing strange. Mmhmm.

V/O: With a busy race card and the
buzz of 57 bars and restaurants,

V/O: With a busy race card and the
buzz of 57 bars and restaurants,

V/O: With a busy race card and the
buzz of 57 bars and restaurants,

Ryans Cleaning's 200 strong team

Ryans Cleaning's 200 strong team

Ryans Cleaning's 200 strong team

will be working flat out all day.

will be working flat out all day.

Take gloves, guys!
Take gloves, please.

Take gloves, guys!
Take gloves, please.

Take gloves, guys!
Take gloves, please.

We have our core crew here,
that work with us full-time

We have our core crew here,
that work with us full-time

We have our core crew here,
that work with us full-time

and then we are supplemented with
um, with people from Galway.

and then we are supplemented with
um, with people from Galway.

and then we are supplemented with
um, with people from Galway.

So it's great.
He is the boss!

So it's great.
He is the boss!

You do very well yesterday.
OK.

'Vasile is very good with the staff,
but you have to be good with them

'Vasile is very good with the staff,
but you have to be good with them

because if you're not good with
staff, they won't work.

because if you're not good with
staff, they won't work.

OK. You do a great job yesterday.

OK. You do a great job yesterday.

I'm happy. OK. This area...

I'm happy. OK. This area...

OK? You have bags. We want
a spotless ground now girls.

OK? You have bags. We want
a spotless ground now girls.

Yeah, and tables.

Yeah, and tables.

The first race is fast
approaching now,

The first race is fast
approaching now,

The first race is fast
approaching now,

so it's calm enough now. Wait for
another hour. (she laughs)

so it's calm enough now. Wait for
another hour. (she laughs)

so it's calm enough now. Wait for
another hour. (she laughs)

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V/O: 25,000 pints will be
served here today

V/O: 25,000 pints will be
served here today

and 6,000 glasses
of champagne raised.

and 6,000 glasses
of champagne raised.

and 6,000 glasses
of champagne raised.

So Ryans need to keep
on top of the waste.

So Ryans need to keep
on top of the waste.

Vasile, can you get someone to
clear the tables please

Vasile, can you get someone to
clear the tables please

outside the Guinness bar.

outside the Guinness bar.

OK.
(comms)

OK.
(comms)

Go between the tables.
Go between the tables, OK?

Go between the tables.
Go between the tables, OK?

Go between the tables.
Go between the tables, OK?

I'm on the walkies.
Yeah, I have two walkies.

I'm on the walkies.
Yeah, I have two walkies.

So I have our own walkie
for Ryans

So I have our own walkie
for Ryans

and I have a side walkie
for event control.

and I have a side walkie
for event control.

So it's yeah, it's ongoing.

So it's yeah, it's ongoing.

Because the crowd is moving
all the time.

Because the crowd is moving
all the time.

Now it's busy on this side,
but when they starting the race,

Now it's busy on this side,
but when they starting the race,

you will be busy in the stand.

you will be busy in the stand.

We try to keep clean
behind them,

We try to keep clean
behind them,

We try to keep clean
behind them,

the same places
we do again and again.

the same places
we do again and again.

For this we need to understand the
people,

For this we need to understand the
people,

they are coming to pay the tickets
and to enjoy the event.

they are coming to pay the tickets
and to enjoy the event.

And they drink there and they throw
away everything, you know.

And they drink there and they throw
away everything, you know.

And they drink there and they throw
away everything, you know.

V/O: As Vasile battles
the crowds in Galway,

V/O: As Vasile battles
the crowds in Galway,

in Dublin, Carl and Alan are dealing
with a different sort of pain,

in Dublin, Carl and Alan are dealing
with a different sort of pain,

in Dublin, Carl and Alan are dealing
with a different sort of pain,

under the ever watchful eye of
the boss.

under the ever watchful eye of
the boss.

under the ever watchful eye of
the boss.

He does need a new face on it.
It's a good picture,

He does need a new face on it.
It's a good picture,

He does need a new face on it.
It's a good picture,

but I remember when I first
got my van, uh,

but I remember when I first
got my van, uh,

I'd say for about 2 weeks straight,
my mam be coming into the bedroom.

I'd say for about 2 weeks straight,
my mam be coming into the bedroom.

Karl, there's someone out in that
garden. There's someone out--

Karl, there's someone out in that
garden. There's someone out--

What do you mean...? There's someone
in the garden looking into the house.

What do you mean...? There's someone
in the garden looking into the house.

You'd look out the window.
It's Luke on the side of the van.

You'd look out the window.
It's Luke on the side of the van.

If you catch it in a window quickly
you'll think it's someone there.

If you catch it in a window quickly
you'll think it's someone there.

Sometimes if the lads park
really close to a window,

Sometimes if the lads park
really close to a window,

you might just think
it's someone looking in.

you might just think
it's someone looking in.

He'll go mad now, because of
the hair on the lip!

He'll go mad now, because of
the hair on the lip!

He'll go mad now, because of
the hair on the lip!

So that's why he's trying to rebrand
the whole, the whole image now

So that's why he's trying to rebrand
the whole, the whole image now

So that's why he's trying to rebrand
the whole, the whole image now

because he doesn't like
the hair on his lip.

because he doesn't like
the hair on his lip.

We've a fleet of 14 vans
on the road,

We've a fleet of 14 vans
on the road,

so kind of add, we're adding
a couple each year now.

so kind of add, we're adding
a couple each year now.

so kind of add, we're adding
a couple each year now.

'I bought my first van in 2020, um,

'I bought my first van in 2020, um,

so that'll be in the space of
kind of maybe 5 or 6 years.'

so that'll be in the space of
kind of maybe 5 or 6 years.'

so that'll be in the space of
kind of maybe 5 or 6 years.'

V/O: Back before there were any
vans, Luke started the business

V/O: Back before there were any
vans, Luke started the business

V/O: Back before there were any
vans, Luke started the business

with a 50 euro startup fund

with a 50 euro startup fund

and his granny's trusty Yaris.

and his granny's trusty Yaris.

'I was in college at the time
and had very little money.'

'I was in college at the time
and had very little money.'

'It was 50 worth of equipment.'

'It was 50 worth of equipment.'

'I borrowed my friend's ladder, put
it into my nanny's Toyota Yaris,

'I borrowed my friend's ladder, put
it into my nanny's Toyota Yaris,

'I borrowed my friend's ladder, put
it into my nanny's Toyota Yaris,

that got me on the road, started in,
in a day.'

that got me on the road, started in,
in a day.'

Very important house today.

Very important house today.

Your nanny's house.
Nanny's house.

Your nanny's house.
Nanny's house.

There's a couple of things just
that are happening with the house

There's a couple of things just
that are happening with the house

I want to sort out today for her.

I want to sort out today for her.

There's moss running along the front
roofs, so we treat the front roofs,

There's moss running along the front
roofs, so we treat the front roofs,

kill off all the moss, and we'll
clean out the gutters.

kill off all the moss, and we'll
clean out the gutters.

We'll clean all the outside of
the gutters,

We'll clean all the outside of
the gutters,

clean windows, frames, doors.
Super. What's the story? Gis a hug!

clean windows, frames, doors.
Super. What's the story? Gis a hug!

How are you keeping?
Good, good. All good.

How are you keeping?
Good, good. All good.

A cup of tea, Luke? Yeah,
I'd love one. OK.

A cup of tea, Luke? Yeah,
I'd love one. OK.

Remember when I started the
cleaning company for the first time?

Remember when I started the
cleaning company for the first time?

Remember when I started the
cleaning company for the first time?

Oh yeah, I think he came to clean
my windows first, wasn't it?

Oh yeah, I think he came to clean
my windows first, wasn't it?

And then the neighbours next door,
I said, that's my grandson.

And then the neighbours next door,
I said, that's my grandson.

And then the neighbours next door,
I said, that's my grandson.

So, OK, we'll give him the job,
you know, word of mouth.

So, OK, we'll give him the job,
you know, word of mouth.

And now you have how many vans?
14. 0h my God, 14 vans!

And now you have how many vans?
14. 0h my God, 14 vans!

And now you have how many vans?
14. 0h my God, 14 vans!

That's incredible, isn't it? Yeah.

That's incredible, isn't it? Yeah.

I think he's going to
be a billionaire. (Luke chuckles)

I think he's going to
be a billionaire. (Luke chuckles)

And he might buy Nanny
a bigger house. (both laugh)

And he might buy Nanny
a bigger house. (both laugh)

Yeah!

Yeah!

This is our original branding.

This is our original branding.

So he is a Canadian model that
I bought the rights to.

So he is a Canadian model that
I bought the rights to.

So he is a Canadian model that
I bought the rights to.

Like, he looks very Canadian,
so...! (ping)

Like, he looks very Canadian,
so...! (ping)

Like, he looks very Canadian,
so...! (ping)

We wanted someone who looks a bit
more Irish, so we were ages

We wanted someone who looks a bit
more Irish, so we were ages

trying to find out who
to put on it.

trying to find out who
to put on it.

So this gorgeous fellow here,
the pale complexion... (chuckles)

So this gorgeous fellow here,
the pale complexion... (chuckles)

.. blends in a bit more to
the white background.

.. blends in a bit more to
the white background.

.. blends in a bit more to
the white background.

I'm just sick of looking at myself
driving past every morning,

I'm just sick of looking at myself
driving past every morning,

every evening, coming into the yard.
I won't miss my face at all

every evening, coming into the yard.
I won't miss my face at all

every evening, coming into the yard.
I won't miss my face at all

on the side of the vans. Even on the
website, I'm kind of poking around.

on the side of the vans. Even on the
website, I'm kind of poking around.

Yeah, we're looking forward to
getting actually

Yeah, we're looking forward to
getting actually

something proper done for
the side of the van.

something proper done for
the side of the van.

V/O: While Luke might have fallen
out of love with his face

V/O: While Luke might have fallen
out of love with his face

in Navan, County Meath, one man's
passion for cars

in Navan, County Meath, one man's
passion for cars

in Navan, County Meath, one man's
passion for cars

has led to a 20 year
misunderstanding.

has led to a 20 year
misunderstanding.

My name is Michael O'Brien
from Car Lovers.

My name is Michael O'Brien
from Car Lovers.

My name is Michael O'Brien
from Car Lovers.

Some people get very confused with
that.

Some people get very confused with
that.

They think it's Carl,
a name like, Carl Overs.

They think it's Carl,
a name like, Carl Overs.

They think it's Carl,
a name like, Carl Overs.

Sorry, what's your name?
No, it's not Carl. It's Car Lovers.

Sorry, what's your name?
No, it's not Carl. It's Car Lovers.

Sorry, what's your name?
No, it's not Carl. It's Car Lovers.

'21 years, just flew though, do you
know what I mean?'

'21 years, just flew though, do you
know what I mean?'

I've actually dedicated my whole
life to this probably like,

I've actually dedicated my whole
life to this probably like,

at this stage, you know, so I'm
not going to probably

at this stage, you know, so I'm
not going to probably

This is probably it until...
until that's it.

This is probably it until...
until that's it.

Michael just eats and breathes
and sleeps, cars, absolutely.

Michael just eats and breathes
and sleeps, cars, absolutely.

Michael just eats and breathes
and sleeps, cars, absolutely.

Michael just eats and breathes
and sleeps, cars, absolutely.

The cars are always on his mind,
you know, he just loves them.

The cars are always on his mind,
you know, he just loves them.

The cars are always on his mind,
you know, he just loves them.

We are car lovers as well, like,
but like ... the slogan is there,

We are car lovers as well, like,
but like ... the slogan is there,

as you said, we know everyone
loves their car.

as you said, we know everyone
loves their car.

You know, you buy your car,
because you like that car.

You know, you buy your car,
because you like that car.

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I'd be... throw anything to me.
I'd take a challenge on anything.

I'd be... throw anything to me.
I'd take a challenge on anything.

I'd be... throw anything to me.
I'd take a challenge on anything.

I don't be afraid of anything.

I don't be afraid of anything.

You know, we understand
no matter what it is,

You know, we understand
no matter what it is,

whether it's the kids or a paint
spill or diesel spill

whether it's the kids or a paint
spill or diesel spill

whether it's the kids or a paint
spill or diesel spill

or oil or--
Oh, we've done everything.

or oil or--
Oh, we've done everything.

Kerosene spill, beer spill,

Kerosene spill, beer spill,

wee, dog foetus!
(she giggles)

wee, dog foetus!
(she giggles)

wee, dog foetus!
(she giggles)

Rabbit foetus...
that got me the ringworm

Rabbit foetus...
that got me the ringworm

Rabbit foetus...
that got me the ringworm

Puke. You know, a lot of people
would turn away work like that.

Puke. You know, a lot of people
would turn away work like that.

But I'm... game ball, I'd be,
wouldn't be afraid of doing nothing.

But I'm... game ball, I'd be,
wouldn't be afraid of doing nothing.

I don't think there's very...
many jobs

I don't think there's very...
many jobs

I don't think there's very...
many jobs

I wouldn't turn down,
like, you know.

I wouldn't turn down,
like, you know.

V/O: And for this motorhead,
there's no such thing

V/O: And for this motorhead,
there's no such thing

as a car that's too far gone.

as a car that's too far gone.

But this customer's
neglected Nissan

But this customer's
neglected Nissan

is going to call on all Michael's
years of experience.

is going to call on all Michael's
years of experience.

is going to call on all Michael's
years of experience.

This is a Skyline R32 that I used
to work on 21 years ago.

This is a Skyline R32 that I used
to work on 21 years ago.

This is a Skyline R32 that I used
to work on 21 years ago.

And I've had it back in here now,
it's not been on the road

And I've had it back in here now,
it's not been on the road

for the last 12 years.

for the last 12 years.

This is up there, definitely
on the outside. This is up there.

This is up there, definitely
on the outside. This is up there.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

It will be a challenge. I have to
say, that's what we love

It will be a challenge. I have to
say, that's what we love

about the job, to see the start
and the finish of the cars.

about the job, to see the start
and the finish of the cars.

about the job, to see the start
and the finish of the cars.

We'll bring that back.
I know we will.

We'll bring that back.
I know we will.

You got a little bit of rust bubble
here as well, so,

You got a little bit of rust bubble
here as well, so,

that'll probably need a bit of
work. The wheels as well.

that'll probably need a bit of
work. The wheels as well.

They're all corroded in here
and they're starting to flake.

They're all corroded in here
and they're starting to flake.

This will all have to be
refurbished.

All these little things make
a difference in the end.

All these little things make
a difference in the end.

So the first step we want to get,

So the first step we want to get,

is blow everything loose out
of the car.

is blow everything loose out
of the car.

Yeah, still to this day, you're
only as good as your last car.

Yeah, still to this day, you're
only as good as your last car.

You know what I mean, one of
our mottos is,

You know what I mean, one of
our mottos is,

you have to clean every square
inch inside and out.

you have to clean every square
inch inside and out.

You have to try and
be right on every single car,

You have to try and
be right on every single car,

You have to try and
be right on every single car,

and that's our motto and you just
have to have it right, simple as.

and that's our motto and you just
have to have it right, simple as.

and that's our motto and you just
have to have it right, simple as.

I like to deliver cars and do
all the books.

I like to deliver cars and do
all the books.

And keeps it flowing so you do,
only for you, you know?

And keeps it flowing so you do,
only for you, you know?

And keeps it flowing so you do,
only for you, you know?

You're the engine I'm the fuel!
(chuckling) That's a good one!

You're the engine I'm the fuel!
(chuckling) That's a good one!

You're the engine I'm the fuel!
(chuckling) That's a good one!

Maybe I'm the coolant as well.

Maybe I'm the coolant as well.

The coolant, to keep everything
cool. To keep you cool!

The coolant, to keep everything
cool. To keep you cool!

Even the model cars have to get
cleaned every now and then.

Even the model cars have to get
cleaned every now and then.

So now we're going to snow-foam it.
This is the reveal

So now we're going to snow-foam it.
This is the reveal

to see what the paint is
like underneath.

to see what the paint is
like underneath.

Right, this is the satisfying
part now.

Right, this is the satisfying
part now.

Days you could spend on a car,
but really we try and do

Days you could spend on a car,
but really we try and do

as good as we can in
the time frame we have.

as good as we can in
the time frame we have.

We're putting on the surgical
gloves for the cars now.

We're putting on the surgical
gloves for the cars now.

We're putting on the surgical
gloves for the cars now.

So this is going to be
the operation now.

So this is going to be
the operation now.

V/O: As Michael starts the surgery,
back in Galway,

V/O: As Michael starts the surgery,
back in Galway,

V/O: As Michael starts the surgery,
back in Galway,

it's race number 4 of 8.

it's race number 4 of 8.

25,000 racegoers are partying.

25,000 racegoers are partying.

And the Ryans Cleaning crew
are under pressure

And the Ryans Cleaning crew
are under pressure

to keep up with the pace.

We are like a machine,
you know, we do our things.

We are like a machine,
you know, we do our things.

We are like a machine,
you know, we do our things.

We don't judge the person.

We don't judge the person.

This is most important.

This is most important.

See, we find a lot of wallets
and documents.

See, we find a lot of wallets
and documents.

See, we find a lot of wallets
and documents.

We find this wallet
in that area, OK.

We find this wallet
in that area, OK.

We find this wallet
in that area, OK.

Yes, it's getting a little
bit messier now as in...

Yes, it's getting a little
bit messier now as in...

Yes, it's getting a little
bit messier now as in...

.. everyone has a few drinks in

.. everyone has a few drinks in

and they're not actually putting
their...

and they're not actually putting
their...

.. um, their pint cups into the
bins.

.. um, their pint cups into the
bins.

They're just leaving them on the
ground or putting them

They're just leaving them on the
ground or putting them

on the tables.
Lots of bookie slips.

on the tables.
Lots of bookie slips.

It's just ongoing,
as we say.

It's just ongoing,
as we say.

Vasile, can you get
someone to come

Vasile, can you get
someone to come

and do a litter pick please
in front of the Killanan,

and do a litter pick please
in front of the Killanan,

on the steps,
near the at the racetrack.

on the steps,
near the at the racetrack.

on the steps,
near the at the racetrack.

You have to trust your team because
if you don't trust your team,

You have to trust your team because
if you don't trust your team,

you know, you're at nothing.

you know, you're at nothing.

"OK, I'll send now, my team
over there."

There was a crowd sitting here.
Now they're after getting up,

There was a crowd sitting here.
Now they're after getting up,

they're after moving. So as
you see, this is the mess

they're after moving. So as
you see, this is the mess

they leave. You see just
along here, yeah.

they leave. You see just
along here, yeah.

they leave. You see just
along here, yeah.

V/O: And in the tsunami of litter,

V/O: And in the tsunami of litter,

sure, you never know what
you might find.

sure, you never know what
you might find.

They throw away everything and the
money they throw away, you see.

They throw away everything and the
money they throw away, you see.

They throw away everything and the
money they throw away, you see.

Yeah, no, we give to the guys
because they work hard.

Yeah, no, we give to the guys
because they work hard.

Yeah, no, we give to the guys
because they work hard.

For you! Thank you.

And take the bags.

And take the bags.

For them, because they are students,

For them, because they are students,

they work very hard and every money
counts, you know?

they work very hard and every money
counts, you know?

they work very hard and every money
counts, you know?

'Why do people leave so much?'

'Why do people leave so much?'

'It's just when alcohol
is involved,'

'It's just when alcohol
is involved,'

'It's just when alcohol
is involved,'

'perception goes out
the window at times.

'perception goes out
the window at times.

V/O: And it's not just the food and
drink that make a mess.

V/O: And it's not just the food and
drink that make a mess.

V/O: And it's not just the food and
drink that make a mess.

There's a fair few Cinderella
stories too.

There's a fair few Cinderella
stories too.

Shoes, sandals that's left behind.

Shoes, sandals that's left behind.

Yeah, broken sandals, flip flops,
headpieces.

Yeah, broken sandals, flip flops,
headpieces.

Yeah, broken sandals, flip flops,
headpieces.

Amazing what people leave behind.

Amazing what people leave behind.

Everywhere.

Everywhere.

Umbrella, shoes,
this kind of thing.

Umbrella, shoes,
this kind of thing.

Umbrella, shoes,
this kind of thing.

We leave them until the end
and if they are good,

We leave them until the end
and if they are good,

We leave them until the end
and if they are good,

we leave to the Lost and Found,
or to the Garda.

we leave to the Lost and Found,
or to the Garda.

After 2 or 3 days, they're coming
back and they ask about them.

After 2 or 3 days, they're coming
back and they ask about them.

After 2 or 3 days, they're coming
back and they ask about them.

After 2 or 3 days, they're coming
back and they ask about them.

(crowd chatter, cheering)

(crowd chatter, cheering)

Still to come...

Still to come...

She is not looking too good.

She is not looking too good.

He's probably the most Irish
looking person

He's probably the most Irish
looking person

I've ever seen in my life!
He's a good looking fella.

I've ever seen in my life!
He's a good looking fella.

I've ever seen in my life!
He's a good looking fella.

We have a winner.

We have a winner.

You know, I don't think people even
realise the amount of rubbish

You know, I don't think people even
realise the amount of rubbish

You know, I don't think people even
realise the amount of rubbish

that they actually leave.

that they actually leave.

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V/O: Back at the office, Luke has
a shortlist of new faces

V/O: Back at the office, Luke has
a shortlist of new faces

for the van and sister Eva,
his logistics expert,

for the van and sister Eva,
his logistics expert,

for the van and sister Eva,
his logistics expert,

is on hand to give
a second opinion,

is on hand to give
a second opinion,

even if it is the first
she's heard of it.

even if it is the first
she's heard of it.

even if it is the first
she's heard of it.

So yeah, I just found out today
we are looking

So yeah, I just found out today
we are looking

So yeah, I just found out today
we are looking

to put someone else on the side
of the van other than Luke.

to put someone else on the side
of the van other than Luke.

So I think Kyle's in the running

So I think Kyle's in the running

and then my cousin apparently,
he's going to be coming up.

and then my cousin apparently,
he's going to be coming up.

and then my cousin apparently,
he's going to be coming up.

So I'm again,

So I'm again,

found out this morning, had no
idea this was happening!

found out this morning, had no
idea this was happening!

Today's the day we're doing the new
face of the Cleaning Company.

Today's the day we're doing the new
face of the Cleaning Company.

So we're changing over from
me to someone else.

So we're changing over from
me to someone else.

We have a photographer out, to get
photos of a few of the lads

We have a photographer out, to get
photos of a few of the lads

We have a photographer out, to get
photos of a few of the lads

and we're not sure yet
who it's going to be.

and we're not sure yet
who it's going to be.

and we're not sure yet
who it's going to be.

I think my cousin would
be a good shout.

I think my cousin would
be a good shout.

Luke just came in to me and said,
what do you think of Tom

Luke just came in to me and said,
what do you think of Tom

being on the side of the van? And
that was actually...

being on the side of the van? And
that was actually...

I said, that's a good idea.

I said, that's a good idea.

He's probably the most Irish
looking person

He's probably the most Irish
looking person

He's probably the most Irish
looking person

I've ever seen in my life.

I've ever seen in my life.

'He is from County Kerry, has
orange hair, white, freckly.'

'He is from County Kerry, has
orange hair, white, freckly.'

'He is from County Kerry, has
orange hair, white, freckly.'

Like he's the type of guy that
you'd, if a van drove by,

Like he's the type of guy that
you'd, if a van drove by,

Like he's the type of guy that
you'd, if a van drove by,

you'd be, Oh my God, look at him.
Typical Irish dude, like.

you'd be, Oh my God, look at him.
Typical Irish dude, like.

'We've whittled it down to Tom,
who's the wild card,'

'We've whittled it down to Tom,
who's the wild card,'

'Karl with a K.'

'Karl with a K.'

'And Kyle, that's what it's
been shortlisted down to.'

'And Kyle, that's what it's
been shortlisted down to.'

'And Kyle, that's what it's
been shortlisted down to.'

So, yeah, yeah, you're looking
directly towards me,

So, yeah, yeah, you're looking
directly towards me,

So, yeah, yeah, you're looking
directly towards me,

you know something, Luke...
Would you have an old iron

you know something, Luke...
Would you have an old iron

that you can run over?
I could possibly grab one, yeah.

that you can run over?
I could possibly grab one, yeah.

The mammies will probably go,
Jeez, they could have thrown

The mammies will probably go,
Jeez, they could have thrown

The mammies will probably go,
Jeez, they could have thrown

an iron over that shirt.
(Luke laughs)

an iron over that shirt.
(Luke laughs)

'I'm Luke's first cousin.
He texted me one day there'

'I'm Luke's first cousin.
He texted me one day there'

a few months ago, and he said he
wanted someone

a few months ago, and he said he
wanted someone

with a big Irish hat on them,
and I think I fit the bill.

with a big Irish hat on them,
and I think I fit the bill.

That's not doing a whole lot,
is it?

That's not doing a whole lot,
is it?

It's doing a bit, no,
it's doing ok.

It's doing a bit, no,
it's doing ok.

Do up your buttons, up to the--
Yeah, fix the--

Do up your buttons, up to the--
Yeah, fix the--

If you fix the collar, we need to--
Where's the stylist?

If you fix the collar, we need to--
Where's the stylist?

Absolutely sweatin'!

Absolutely sweatin'!

He was looking at the van and what
way it'll be configured on the van.

He was looking at the van and what
way it'll be configured on the van.

He was looking at the van and what
way it'll be configured on the van.

So he's getting every possible
angle we need.

So he's getting every possible
angle we need.

That's great, Tom.
You're doing great.

That's great, Tom.
You're doing great.

They look good.
Yeah? Yeah.

They look good.
Yeah? Yeah.

Right. That's great, Kyle.
He's a good looking fella.

Right. That's great, Kyle.
He's a good looking fella.

'Kyle's with us a long time
and he's been in pretty much

'Kyle's with us a long time
and he's been in pretty much

every role you could be in,
in the company,

every role you could be in,
in the company,

every role you could be in,
in the company,

so it would be cool if he was
on the side of the van as well.

so it would be cool if he was
on the side of the van as well.

It's always something,
something new every day.

It's always something,
something new every day.

'At the start it could be going
normal and they'd be like, right,

we're going to do this at the end of
the day. I don't mind that, like,

we're going to do this at the end of
the day. I don't mind that, like,

because it's part of the role.
It's adaptability -

because it's part of the role.
It's adaptability -

within a small company of like
things can change like

within a small company of like
things can change like

fairly quickly.

fairly quickly.

Never off my tippy toes, me.

Never off my tippy toes, me.

KARL: Oh yeah, I got a phone
call off Kyle.

KARL: Oh yeah, I got a phone
call off Kyle.

'Yeah, we can see that you're
nearly finished our last job.

'Yeah, we can see that you're
nearly finished our last job.

Just come back up to the
yard, get a few photos taken.'

Just come back up to the
yard, get a few photos taken.'

And relax and get into it.
Yeah, yeah, go on Karl!

And relax and get into it.
Yeah, yeah, go on Karl!

(laughing) That's beautiful!
That's great.

(laughing) That's beautiful!
That's great.

James Bondy type thing. So you're
sort of folding your arms.

James Bondy type thing. So you're
sort of folding your arms.

Like, the squeegee is the gun.

Like, the squeegee is the gun.

Bring the two hands together,
so the squeegee is the gun!

Bring the two hands together,
so the squeegee is the gun!

But you're not actually
doing the gun!

But you're not actually
doing the gun!

I'm trying to--
You're not making a gun!

I'm trying to--
You're not making a gun!

I'm no squeegee. Oh... oh!

I'm no squeegee. Oh... oh!

(laughter)

(laughter)

This is the gun.

This is the gun.

Well done Karl,
thank you very much.

Well done Karl,
thank you very much.

(Bond music sting)

(Bond music sting)

I have my favourites obviously, uh,
because it's someone in my family.

I have my favourites obviously, uh,
because it's someone in my family.

I have my favourites obviously, uh,
because it's someone in my family.

So these ones are all--
Tom. Tom's ones.

So these ones are all--
Tom. Tom's ones.

So these ones are all--
Tom. Tom's ones.

Oh, here's Karl!

Oh, here's Karl!

I like the thumb up ones.
They're all actually... good.

I like the thumb up ones.
They're all actually... good.

I like the thumb up ones.
They're all actually... good.

We have a winner.
(chuckles)

We have a winner.
(chuckles)

V/O: It's time for the big reveal.

V/O: It's time for the big reveal.

V/O: It's time for the big reveal.

Will the new face of the cleaning
company be Karl, Tom or Kyle?

Will the new face of the cleaning
company be Karl, Tom or Kyle?

Will the new face of the cleaning
company be Karl, Tom or Kyle?

Will the new face of the cleaning
company be Karl, Tom or Kyle?

So this is it, the new van.

So this is it, the new van.

Um, it's 2 months in the making and
it's finally got delivered up

Um, it's 2 months in the making and
it's finally got delivered up

Um, it's 2 months in the making and
it's finally got delivered up

and we went with Tom Kelly.

and we went with Tom Kelly.

'Tom, on the side of the van,
I think he looks deadly.'

'Tom, on the side of the van,
I think he looks deadly.'

I think he looks like the
most Irish person ever.

I think he looks like the
most Irish person ever.

I think he looks like the
most Irish person ever.

'Two people thought that that
was AI generated!

'Two people thought that that
was AI generated!

Like, make me a really
Irish-looking person, like!

Like, make me a really
Irish-looking person, like!

Like, make me a really
Irish-looking person, like!

Because it kind of looks like that,

Because it kind of looks like that,

but it's just Tom Kelly
from Kerry, like.

but it's just Tom Kelly
from Kerry, like.

V/O: Back in Navan, there are clouds
on the horizon

V/O: Back in Navan, there are clouds
on the horizon

for the neglected Skyline.

for the neglected Skyline.

She is not looking too good
at you to be quite honest.

She is not looking too good
at you to be quite honest.

The paint is pretty damaged
underneath it.

The paint is pretty damaged
underneath it.

The paint is pretty damaged
underneath it.

'Some dried water marks as well
from over the years, probably.'

'Some dried water marks as well
from over the years, probably.'

It is worse than expected, yeah,
definitely.

It is worse than expected, yeah,
definitely.

A bit nervous now,
a bit worried

A bit nervous now,
a bit worried

to see how well it will come up
like, you know.

to see how well it will come up
like, you know.

(brush scraping)

(brush scraping)

Vitalie started working here
about a year and a half now nearly,

Vitalie started working here
about a year and a half now nearly,

Vitalie started working here
about a year and a half now nearly,

you know, so he's fully deaf.

you know, so he's fully deaf.

He is Moldovan, so we've a bit of a
language barrier there between us.

He is Moldovan, so we've a bit of a
language barrier there between us.

He is Moldovan, so we've a bit of a
language barrier there between us.

So there's no English at all.

So there's no English at all.

'So we have to Google Translate.'

'So we have to Google Translate.'

'And then our own little hand
signals that we have

'And then our own little hand
signals that we have

'for doing wheels or for doing door
jams. When he started there,

'for doing wheels or for doing door
jams. When he started there,

about a year and a half ago,
I have to say it was a massive,'

about a year and a half ago,
I have to say it was a massive,'

massive barrier, but
since then we've grown together

massive barrier, but
since then we've grown together

and bonded together,
you know what I mean?

and bonded together,
you know what I mean?

'And I brought him to a couple of
car shows and that as well,

'And I brought him to a couple of
car shows and that as well,

and he just has the passion for
cars. You can see it in him,

and he just has the passion for
cars. You can see it in him,

and he's brilliant, I have to say.

and he's brilliant, I have to say.

Yeah, right, so this is our
detailing studio

Yeah, right, so this is our
detailing studio

where all the magic happens for
the outsides of the cars.

where all the magic happens for
the outsides of the cars.

We felt that we needed
to move with the times

We felt that we needed
to move with the times

and the times was getting into all
this detailing business

and the times was getting into all
this detailing business

and all that and, uh,
since we have done it,

and all that and, uh,
since we have done it,

it's tenfold, the business maybe
in the last few years.

it's tenfold, the business maybe
in the last few years.

it's tenfold, the business maybe
in the last few years.

Right, so I'm after putting that
sticker down then to show

Right, so I'm after putting that
sticker down then to show

the difference between uh...
what it was like

the difference between uh...
what it was like

the difference between uh...
what it was like

and what it will be like
after we get it buffed.

and what it will be like
after we get it buffed.

Ready Brian,
we'll work our magic now.

Ready Brian,
we'll work our magic now.

(high-pitched whirring)

(high-pitched whirring)

'It's just physically constantly
rubbing and moving

'It's just physically constantly
rubbing and moving

and, you know, I nearly used
to say my right hand

and, you know, I nearly used
to say my right hand

was for the polishing hand, my left
hand was for the cleaning hand.

was for the polishing hand, my left
hand was for the cleaning hand.

was for the polishing hand, my left
hand was for the cleaning hand.

You know, to try and balance
your body out, like.

You know, to try and balance
your body out, like.

'I know every pain possible in
this game like you know.'

'I know every pain possible in
this game like you know.'

We'll show this little bit now
that we taped up in the beginning

We'll show this little bit now
that we taped up in the beginning

and see the difference of polished
around it, and not polished.

and see the difference of polished
around it, and not polished.

and see the difference of polished
around it, and not polished.

You can see the visual difference
of the paint straight away, like,

You can see the visual difference
of the paint straight away, like,

you know what I mean and that's
just on the bonnet, so I can't wait

you know what I mean and that's
just on the bonnet, so I can't wait

to see the rest of the car when
it's all pieced together.

to see the rest of the car when
it's all pieced together.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

There's a little bit of touch-up
there. Look for the navy touch-ups,

There's a little bit of touch-up
there. Look for the navy touch-ups,

when you see something, you
just have to go back and get it,

when you see something, you
just have to go back and get it,

you know, it just has to be right.
(chuckles)

you know, it just has to be right.
(chuckles)

'Please God, he'd be happy with
it now, you know?'

'Please God, he'd be happy with
it now, you know?'

'Please God, he'd be happy with
it now, you know?'

V/O: And after plenty of TLC from
Michael and his team,

V/O: And after plenty of TLC from
Michael and his team,

V/O: And after plenty of TLC from
Michael and his team,

it's this old car's time to shine.

it's this old car's time to shine.

it's this old car's time to shine.

Yeah, that's some job.

Yeah, that's some job.

Some finish on it, isn't there?
Mmm.

Some finish on it, isn't there?
Mmm.

Some finish on it, isn't there?
Mmm.

God, that's some difference,
Michael. It's lovely!

God, that's some difference,
Michael. It's lovely!

God, that's some difference,
Michael. It's lovely!

Does that bring back memories,
man? Big time, big time!

Does that bring back memories,
man? Big time, big time!

Do you remember the days of driving
them around? I'm blown away.

Do you remember the days of driving
them around? I'm blown away.

It's... a different car.

It's... a different car.

Oh, sure, to see the car finished
and it shining

Oh, sure, to see the car finished
and it shining

at the end was just amazing.
Like, you know, it was class.

at the end was just amazing.
Like, you know, it was class.

You know, it just brought back
memories of when I used

You know, it just brought back
memories of when I used

to clean in the beginning, like.

to clean in the beginning, like.

It has that finish again and has
the nice smell back on the inside

It has that finish again and has
the nice smell back on the inside

and everything and at least you can
take pride in it again, like.

and everything and at least you can
take pride in it again, like.

and everything and at least you can
take pride in it again, like.

It's just unreal. Do you know?
We done it 21 years ago.

It's just unreal. Do you know?
We done it 21 years ago.

It's just unreal. Do you know?
We done it 21 years ago.

We are now in business 21 years.
What an achievement.

We are now in business 21 years.
What an achievement.

I'd love to be 21 years
younger again, I tell you!

I'd love to be 21 years
younger again, I tell you!

That just brings back memories.
Just class, I just love it.

That just brings back memories.
Just class, I just love it.

That just brings back memories.
Just class, I just love it.

Today 21 years ago boys,
was the day that I started

Today 21 years ago boys,
was the day that I started

Car Lovers Valeting.
We really appreciate all the help

Car Lovers Valeting.
We really appreciate all the help

that we got,
all over the years.

that we got,
all over the years.

Jeez, I feel like I'm after
winning a Formula One race.

Jeez, I feel like I'm after
winning a Formula One race.

(cheering)

(cheering)

'To us we're so used to it now.
We're just on to the next car

'To us we're so used to it now.
We're just on to the next car

and we just keep doing what we
love, and we'll keep going,

and we just keep doing what we
love, and we'll keep going,

for as long as I can.

for as long as I can.

Or for as long as the body will
let me do it, you know?

Or for as long as the body will
let me do it, you know?

Or for as long as the body will
let me do it, you know?

V/O: Back in Galway, it's the last
race of the day,

V/O: Back in Galway, it's the last
race of the day,

but for Ryans, the finishing
post is still some way off.

but for Ryans, the finishing
post is still some way off.

but for Ryans, the finishing
post is still some way off.

So last race, now this is where
it gets very messy.

So last race, now this is where
it gets very messy.

So last race, now this is where
it gets very messy.

We split now, and we do like
a circle. OK?

We split now, and we do like
a circle. OK?

We split now, and we do like
a circle. OK?

Let's go!

Let's go!

Are you picking up rubbish?
Exactly!

Are you picking up rubbish?
Exactly!

(whooping)

(whooping)

'As the day goes on, the mess
then that's after, you know,'

'As the day goes on, the mess
then that's after, you know,'

'As the day goes on, the mess
then that's after, you know,'

after them is just, it's amazing
what people leave.

after them is just, it's amazing
what people leave.

after them is just, it's amazing
what people leave.

'You know, I don't think people
even realise

'You know, I don't think people
even realise

the amount of rubbish
that they actually leave.'

the amount of rubbish
that they actually leave.'

What is most important for us,

What is most important for us,

What is most important for us,

with what we do -
to be happy, our boss.

with what we do -
to be happy, our boss.

with what we do -
to be happy, our boss.

We see different places,
everywhere.

We see different places,
everywhere.

Like today we are in Galway,

Like today we are in Galway,

but next week we are in Reading,

but next week we are in Reading,

but next week we are in Reading,

we are in London, we are in a
different city,

we are in London, we are in a
different city,

you know, and for this,
it's interesting, this job.

you know, and for this,
it's interesting, this job.

you know, and for this,
it's interesting, this job.

V/O: And at the end of a hard day's
racing,

V/O: And at the end of a hard day's
racing,

it's not just humans
who need cleaning up after.

it's not just humans
who need cleaning up after.

So the time is 9 o'clock.

So the time is 9 o'clock.

So the time is 9 o'clock.

So it's a long day since
10 o'clock this morning.

So it's a long day since
10 o'clock this morning.

The cleaning we do often goes
unnoticed by the general public.

The cleaning we do often goes
unnoticed by the general public.

The cleaning we do often goes
unnoticed by the general public.

'Sometimes, sometimes you will
have them coming up

'Sometimes, sometimes you will
have them coming up

'Sometimes, sometimes you will
have them coming up

and they'll say,
oh, brilliant job.'

and they'll say,
oh, brilliant job.'

'Then you have people and they will
just come and they could just'

'Then you have people and they will
just come and they could just'

vomit in the corner.
That's what you have.

vomit in the corner.
That's what you have.

Next time... If you have a weak
stomach, it's not for you.

Next time... If you have a weak
stomach, it's not for you.

Next time... If you have a weak
stomach, it's not for you.

Yeah, I need to be more careful
because they are really drunk,

Yeah, I need to be more careful
because they are really drunk,

so anything could happen.

so anything could happen.

I love cleaning the toilet.
It's really, like, oddly satisfying.

I love cleaning the toilet.
It's really, like, oddly satisfying.

I love cleaning the toilet.
It's really, like, oddly satisfying.

This is after every show, straight
in, get this part clear.

This is after every show, straight
in, get this part clear.

This probably has never
been done before.

This probably has never
been done before.

That is not acceptable.

That is not acceptable.

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