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The following program
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I'm going up to my room
for a few minutes.
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- All right, Marge.
- See you later, boys.
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Hi, hon.
Can I have my key?
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J.D. Hi, hon.
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I thought you were coming into
town the middle of the week.
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Uh... afternoon, ma'am.
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- Well, what do you think?
- I think we need to have a beer.
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No, no, no. I mean...
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I mean about her.
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About who?
What are you talking about?
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My girl.
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- You mean that was your girl?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, ain't she wonderful, hmm?
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That... that's Margie,
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the one you're going to bring
out to supper?
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Mm-hmm.
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You didn't even act like
you knew her!
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Yeah, yeah, I know, it...
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sometimes happens to me
when I get around her.
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I don't know, I just kind
of get all tied up inside.
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Boy, ain't she something
though, hmm?
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Uh, Joe, uh,
better give us three beers.
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Whoa! Hold! Whoa!
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All right, my man, let's get
that package off of there.
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You can't keep the Duke waiting,
you know.
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Disgustingly provincial.
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Oh, come off it.
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Come on, now, let's get
a move on with that baggage.
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I thank you.
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Ah, there you are, my man.
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You have reservations
for the Duke of London
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and his entourage?
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Let's have a little
service now.
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Oh, madam...
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your hand.
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Hmm?
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I kiss the hand
of the most beautiful, uh...
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lady I've seen
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since I've been
in this beastly country.
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Here, here.
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Hold your horses now, Dukie.
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It's the men what pays our wages
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and it's the ladies
what takes them away.
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You understand?
Come on, let's go in the pub.
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Me gullet's fair crying out
for a nip.
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- Joe, set up some drinks for
the boys. -
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Did Adam come in with you?
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No, left a couple days ago, Roy.
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He had to make a little trip
to San Francisco.
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Make way for the Duke of London!
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All right, you blokes,
now, out of the way.
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Give the Duke some elbow room.
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Drinks for the house.
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You'll have to get in line,
stranger.
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Drinks are bought
for this round.
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The Duke of London
waits for no one.
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Come, fellow, a bottle.
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You... a drink
on the Duke of London.
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I'm sorry, mister, but Little
Joe already bought me a drink.
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Gentlemen, may I have
your attention, please?
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The Duke of London,
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Champion of the British Empire,
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on a world tour,
challenges all comers.
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Any man who stands four rounds
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will be paid
$500 American money.
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Do you dare, Yankees?
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Yankees--
a nation of dolts and cowards.
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Oh, knock it, Bobo.
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We'll take a pound or two
from 'em, don't you worry.
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You know, you really showed
that crowd something down there.
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You was real prime.
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Look at this filthy place.
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Virginia City--
nothing but a foul pigpen.
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Ah, come off it.
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We've seen worse,
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although I must say, I have
never tasted such bad whiskey.
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Oh, what I wouldn't give
for some good ol' London ale.
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You and your liquor.
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Can't you stop guzzling
even for a moment?
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Why should I?
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Every man to his own sin, I say.
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You could hardly call yourself
a man.
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You're like the rest
of these donkeys around here
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who have to wear guns
to protect themselves.
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We'll have to be extremely lucky
to get a fight in this town.
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Ah... you just keep on
playing the game, Bobo.
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We'll get our fight.
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You know, you've got a knack,
you have.
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I have never known
of any one man
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who could get so many other men
hating him in such a short time.
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You're a marvel,
that's what you are,
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and you know,
when they hate you enough,
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that's when we get our fight,
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so you go on being
your own natural self.
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You drunken sot.
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Ah, you can call me names,
Bobo, but you can't escape me.
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Oh, will you shut up?
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Oh, I know you too well.
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Every time you get like this,
it's because of some skirt.
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It wouldn't be the little
barmaid you took a fancy to,
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now, would it?
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You don't suppose she's out
playing a little slap and tickle
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with one of these here
American cowboys
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while the handsome
Duke of London is pacing
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up and down the floor,
now, do you?
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Now, you leave the women to me
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because I handle them
a lot better
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than you handle this
filthy rubbish you are drinking.
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Gee, you know, this is...
this is just great.
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I mean, it's just wonderful
of you, Mr. Cartwright,
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to-to go to all this trouble
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inviting me out for supper
and everything.
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We're very happy to have
the opportunity
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of making your acquaintance,
Miss Fuller.
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J.D. talks so much about you.
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Uh, will you have some dessert?
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Hmm?
Oh, uh, yeah, thanks.
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Uh... oh, a-an-and just
call me Marge.
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Uh, everybody does.
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Oh.
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Uh, honey, do you want some pie?
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No, thanks, sir--I mean, ma'am.
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Well, you boys had quite a time
in town, didn't you?
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This prizefighter--
what did you say his name was?
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Uh, the Duke of London, Pa.
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I ain't never seen
a duke before,
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but if they're all
like that feller,
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I don't never care nothing
about seeing another one.
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I wish you'd been along
with us, Pa.
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This man makes more enemies
just walking into a room
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than anybody
I ever saw in my life.
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Well, you boys did right
to ignore him.
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Well, you should have seen what
he did to me, Mr. Cartwright.
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He stopped me
right in the middle of the lobby
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and grabbed my hand
and kissed it.
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Well, if I'd have known that,
I'd have taken a wallop at him.
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Well, J.D., hand kissing
in Europe is quite common.
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Probably just a gesture.
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Not the way he did it,
it wasn't.
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He looked at me
like he owned me or something.
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Yeah, I should have
walloped him.
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I'm afraid you wouldn't have
stood much of a chance, J.D.
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The man is
a professional prizefighter.
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Do you know,
his fists are considered
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lethal weapons by law?
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Well, I got a couple
of lethal weapons of my own.
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Now, you hold on there.
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Don't you get any big ideas.
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Just because you're big
and strong doesn't mean
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that you're a match
for a professional prizefighter.
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Just stay away from this Duke
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or whatever it is
that he calls himself.
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No amateur can stand up
to a professional.
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Just keep out of his way.
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I'm afraid we're not being
very polite to our guest.
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Oh, that's all right,
don't mind me.
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I kind of enjoy it,
talking about him.
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I sure never met a man
like him before,
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and I've met a lot of 'em.
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You sure got a nice place here.
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You know, I... I never lived
in a house in all my life.
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Me neither.
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You will, J.D.
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Whenever you get married,
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uh, you'll take over the house
down by the forks.
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J.D., why don't you take
Marge outside,
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show her around the place?
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Could we, J.D.?
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I'd love to see it.
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Well, it's pretty dark
out there;
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I don't know what she could see.
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Well, there's a full moon.
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She ought to be able
to see enough.
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You go ahead; the boys
will clean up the dishes.
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Clean up the dishes?
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Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah.
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You-you go ahead, J.D.
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Well, uh, okay.
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Oh.
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I thought I was going
to bust out laughing
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right in front
of the both of them.
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Me, too, Joe.
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Old J.D.'s collar was so tight,
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- I thought his eyes
were gonna pop out. -Yeah.
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Thing I can't figure out is how
J.D. ever got up enough nerve
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to talk to her
in the first place.
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A gal like that usually starts
a conversation herself, Pa.
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A girl like what?
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Well, I-I mean, she's, uh...
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well, she's a dance hall girl.
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I thought she was very nice.
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What did you think, Hoss?
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I... I thought
she was very nice.
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Hey, now, wait a minute,
I didn't say
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I didn't think
she was very nice.
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Pa, it's...
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it's just that old J.D. and her
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just don't seem to go together
for some reason or other.
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I don't know.
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That's right,
that's all I meant by it, Pa.
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You know how J.D. is--
he's so shy and everything,
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and, I don't know, I just
don't think it'll ever work out.
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It'll work out...
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if he loves her.
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- J.D.
- Huh?
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Honey, are you afraid of me?
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No, ma'am, of course not.
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Uh, now, over there,
that's the smokehouse.
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See it, right...?
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Uh, you can just see
the smoke there
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coming out of the... smokehouse.
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Well, if you're not
afraid of me,
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then why don't you look at me
when you talk to me?
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Well, I was looking
at the smokehouse.
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- It's right o... right o...
- J.D., ju...
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turn around and look at me.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Now, that's better.
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You know, I, um...
I liked what you said in there,
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I mean, about being willing
to fight the Englishman over me.
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It was a real nice thing to say.
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Well, I don't think fellows
ought to go around kissing girls
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when... well,
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I mean, if they're not...
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You know, sometimes a girl
doesn't mind being kissed.
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Well, if you liked it, that's...
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that's your business,
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but those flashy guys
always seem to fool the women,
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but he don't fool me.
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I wasn't talking
about him, J.D.,
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but at least he wasn't afraid.
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Well, you think I am?
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I'm willing to try and find out.
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Well, I may not be as fancy
as that big bag of wind,
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but I ain't afraid of anything,
including him.
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I bet you're afraid
to kiss a girl.
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Yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, are you?
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No, I'm not.
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I mean, when I find a girl
I want to kiss,
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she's going to get good
and kissed.
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Oh!
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I'll get the buggy.
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Ah.
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I guess Pa was right.
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J.D. is in love with her.
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00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,768
How you know?
251
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,739
Well, if he wasn't,
he would have kissed her.
252
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,504
Joe, that don't make sense.
253
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,485
Now, look, Hoss,
I know you're older than I am,
254
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,842
but there's certain things
255
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,450
I've had a little more
experience in than you have.
256
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,643
And this just happens
to be one of them.
257
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,118
Yeah.
258
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,917
I'll bet you he kisses her
on the way home.
259
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:14,322
Ah. Oh, he'll-he'll try
to kiss her.
260
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,588
She's not gonna let him.
261
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,832
Dag-burn it, Joe,
that just don't make sense.
262
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,607
Now, Mr. Duke...
263
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:37,012
One does not address a duke
as "mister," now does one?
264
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,381
I'm not anxious to address you
in any way, shape or form.
265
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,011
- I just want to warn you that...
- About what?!
266
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,216
I am perfectly capable
of taking care of myself...
267
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,054
Constable.
268
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:51,289
Now, we don't address a sheriff
as a constable, now, do we?
269
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:54,832
I just want to point out
that as a professional fighter,
270
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,458
if you use your fists on anyone,
271
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,071
I'm going to jail you for
assault with a deadly weapon.
272
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,300
Oh, then, in the event
that I am attacked,
273
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,240
I will not even be allowed
to defend myself?
274
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,709
Now, you know better than that.
275
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,906
Besides, I have a feeling
that nobody around here
276
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,813
is going to be foolish enough
to try a thing like that.
277
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,420
So I suggest
you just move on your way.
278
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,523
Is there anything else
before you leave?
279
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,091
I think that'll be enough.
280
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,324
Still waiting, eh, Bobo?
281
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,235
Maybe she ain't
coming home tonight.
282
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,900
Oh.
283
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,135
Now you're giving me
the silent treatment.
284
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,645
First you knock me about, then
you act as if I wasn't here.
285
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,409
Well, I am here, Bobo,
and you know I'm here.
286
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:49,352
And when you need me, I'll be
working late in me office.
287
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:52,424
In other words, in the pub.
288
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,111
Marge...
289
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,182
I-I... I don't know what...
290
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,807
what came over me.
291
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,852
I'm just...
I-I'm sorry it happened.
292
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,706
It's all right, Mr. Lambert.
It's forgotten.
293
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,452
Well, look, look, I... I don't
blame you for slapping me.
294
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,786
I... I had it coming.
295
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,158
But, well, you looked so...
so pretty there
296
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,787
with the moonlight in your hair.
297
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,730
I just, all of a sudden,
had to kiss you, Marge.
298
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,165
I'm... I'm...
299
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,533
You clumsy fool.
300
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,936
You stupid oaf.
301
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,339
How dare you even address
this lady?
302
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,104
Come on, J.D.
Come on.
303
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:50,273
You scum, you coward,
you yellow-belly!
304
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,653
How very brave you are,
305
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:01,659
with a gun pointed at someone
who is completely unarmed.
306
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,696
Your bravery overwhelms me
to such a point
307
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,096
that I can no longer tolerate
the sight of you.
308
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,501
Well, come, my good fellow.
309
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,271
Are you not going
to pull the trigger?
310
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,380
J.D., don't-don't get mixed up
with him.
311
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,415
Go on home.
312
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,854
Fair fight!
313
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,152
He hit him first.
Now, you all saw it.
314
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,488
The Yank hit him first!
It's a fair fight.
315
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,650
All right, all right!
316
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,380
You saw what happened.
317
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,514
Surely you have a better man
in Virginia City!
318
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,148
J.D. Honey...
319
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,227
And if you haven't,
I suggest you send for one,
320
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,229
because the champion here
expects to have a fight
321
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,356
in this fair town of yours.
322
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,634
Somebody get a doctor.
He's hurt bad.
323
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,571
Hank, you and Mike take him over
to Doc, will you?
324
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,741
So, you found one, eh?
325
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,508
After I told you the law.
326
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,207
Well, you're going
to the calaboose.
327
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,511
Oh, no, he ain't.
328
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,880
The Yank hit him first.
329
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,011
Every bloke here saw it.
330
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,349
Is that right, Joe?
331
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,052
Yeah, that's right.
332
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,164
J.D. hit him first.
333
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,991
You had better
get these laundered.
334
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,266
No hard feelings, Sheriff.
335
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,396
Come on in,
and I'll buy you a drink.
336
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:00,974
I'm sorry
you couldn't have seen me
337
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,048
up against
a more worthy opponent.
338
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,811
One could hardly
call it a fight, could one?
339
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,444
Of course, I could, uh, tell
from the outset
340
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:13,684
that you were a woman who, uh,
needed a man, not a boy.
341
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,557
Well, now you've found one.
342
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,540
The doctor said
343
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,703
he never saw so much damage done
by a man's fist.
344
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,144
And you know the funny thing?
345
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,578
The boys that saw it said
346
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,479
it looked like
he was just tapping him.
347
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,983
I'll tell you something else,
too.
348
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,884
J.D. ain't the easiest man
in the world to take.
349
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,649
I've seen him take three miners,
350
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,157
one night
in Virginia City, single-handed.
351
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,126
Roy, what started it?
352
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,891
Well, from what I understand,
it was that girl Marge.
353
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:56,490
The man's a professional.
He ought to be jailed!
354
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,969
But J.D. took the first swing.
355
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,906
Well, it was good
of that very nice girl
356
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,273
to let him get his head
knocked off on her behalf.
357
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,744
I don't care
if J.D. did swing first.
358
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,543
I'll guarantee you
he didn't start it.
359
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:11,809
- Come on, Joe.
- All right.
360
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,111
You boys stay
right where you are.
361
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,244
Stay right here?
Look at J.D.! Just look at him!
362
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,787
You want us to stand here
and do nothing?!
363
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,185
That's exactly
what I want you to do--
364
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,484
stand there and do nothing.
365
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,218
You can't gun down a man
for-for defending himself.
366
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,828
Now, J.D. was warned!
He was warned!
367
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:26,125
It's my...
my fault, Mr. Cartwright.
368
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,192
Don't nobody tackle him. It...
369
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,495
It was my fault.
370
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,071
Nobody's going to do that
to a friend of ours.
371
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,571
I agree with Joe, Pa.
372
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,369
I don't care who you agree with.
You're staying out of it!
373
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,533
Oh, Marge...
374
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,307
Oh, Marge saw it. She...
375
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,679
She saw me make a fool
of myself. I...
376
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:48,048
I can never see her again.
377
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,053
- Pa, I can hurt that man.
- No.
378
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,522
If I can get one hand on him.
Boy, if I can get...
379
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,887
I said no!
380
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,324
Hoss?
381
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,691
They say he strikes faster
than a rattlesnake!
382
00:19:57,829 --> 00:20:00,389
Yeah, well, you just wait
till I get my hands on him.
383
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,831
Just the point.
He won't hold still long enough!
384
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,129
Yeah, well, if Hoss can't
catch him, the two of us can!
385
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,318
Just be quiet, both of you.
386
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,432
Now, just be quiet
and listen to me!
387
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,736
Now, first, as I said,
388
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,277
J.D. was warned
not to mix with the Duke.
389
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,075
Second, I've seen
professional fighters at work.
390
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,775
When I was young--
and that wasn't so long ago--
391
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,408
I thought
I was pretty good, too.
392
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,783
Well, one of them showed me
how good I was.
393
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,514
That's when this was broken
for the first time.
394
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:25,885
I couldn't think straight
for a week!
395
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,515
But, Pa, I'm bigger than you!
396
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,184
You may be bigger than I am,
397
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,194
but you're no tougher
than I was in those days.
398
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,423
A man just wasn't designed
399
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,658
to be beaten up the way
a prizefighter can do it!
400
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,496
There's another way
and a better way.
401
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,864
Yeah, like what?
402
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,562
If he's so anxious
to have a fight,
403
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,139
we'll get him another
professional prizefighter
404
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,468
to fight with.
405
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,368
Pa, there ain't
no professional prizefighters
406
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,433
around here nowhere.
407
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,307
No, but I know
where there is one.
408
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,847
I'll send a wire
to Adam in San Francisco.
409
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,712
There's a fighter there,
a great fighter--
410
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,045
Heenan, the Benicia Boy.
411
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,905
We'll pay him to get here
as fast as he can.
412
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,388
- Roy?
- Yeah?
413
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,561
If I write out the wire,
will you take it into town?
414
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,355
I'll take it to San Francisco
myself if I have to.
415
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,061
Still like to get my hands
on that Duke.
416
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,413
Hey, did you hear that, J.D.?
417
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:25,244
Gonna-gonna get that Benicia Boy
to take care of the Duke.
418
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:26,875
Yeah. He's a real champ, J.D.
419
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,351
He'll take care of that Duke.
420
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:31,013
Marge saw it. Marge s...
421
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,819
Marge saw him
make a fool of me.
422
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,462
He ain't hearing nothing
we're saying.
423
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,178
I'd still like to get my hands
on that Duke.
424
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,581
No, we're gonna have to do
what Pa said.
425
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,813
Course that don't mean we can't
ride into town tomorrow
426
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:06,447
and sort of break the news
about the Benicia Boy.
427
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,186
I'd kind of like to see the look
on the Duke's face
428
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,160
when we tell him that.
429
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,356
Yeah.
430
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,899
Sort of like to see
that Duke fella myself.
431
00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,832
Now, wait a minute.
432
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:21,872
No, I said we're gonna break
the news to him, not his neck.
433
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,100
Agreed?
434
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,743
Agreed, little brother.
435
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:35,648
And another thing.
436
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,517
Where's your dartboard?
437
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:38,851
My what?!
438
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:40,856
Your dartboard!
439
00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:43,484
- Now a pub ain't a pub...
- How is he? How's J.D.?
440
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:46,029
Oh, a little late
to be asking, ain't it?
441
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:48,030
- Is he all right?
- Oh, yeah, he's fine.
442
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,362
He's got a busted nose,
lost a few teeth.
443
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,902
Otherwise,
he's feeling just fine.
444
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,098
Ah, he-he ain't too pretty.
445
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,640
It's gonna be a while
446
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,142
before he feels like doing
any courting again, too.
447
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:03,213
I know everybody thinks
that it's my fault.
448
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,508
Would you take a message to him?
449
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,120
Would you tell him
that I want to see him?
450
00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:11,553
Oh, I don't think he's going
to want to see anybody
451
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,955
for a while, especially you.
452
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,231
You'll have to excuse us, ma'am.
453
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:21,560
We have some business
to take care of.
454
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,636
He'll line you up
455
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:28,366
and take you on two at a time,
he will--
456
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,442
the whole blinking town.
457
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:35,240
'Cause there ain't a man, god
or demon could whip the Duke.
458
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,212
I trained him
from a little whippersnapper,
459
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,784
I did, and he's the greatest.
460
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,685
Got a fist like a rock,
and an eye like a hawk.
461
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,485
So bring on your finest.
462
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,924
Well, that's exactly
what we intend to do--
463
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,323
bring on the finest.
464
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:51,828
You?
465
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:55,594
You're funnier
than that bloke last night!
466
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,067
No, no, not me, little man.
467
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,172
I'm talking
about the Benicia Boy.
468
00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:03,539
Benicia Boy?
469
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:07,506
Aw...
470
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,740
you're trying to fool old Limey.
471
00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,612
You think I'm drunk,
so you're playing jokes on me.
472
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,085
No, this ain't no joke,
little man.
473
00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:19,854
Well, I can't believe it.
474
00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:21,584
Well, you can believe it.
475
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,256
Benicia Boy Heenan?
476
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,457
Hey, uh, Joe,
it looks like the little man
477
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:28,931
that did all that loud bragging
478
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,536
- ain't so sure of himself
now, don't it? -Yeah.
479
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:34,003
Hey, it couldn't be
that you and the Duke
480
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,665
are a little afraid
of the Benicia Boy, could it?
481
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,538
Afraid?!
482
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,481
Oh, that's a rich one!
Afraid!
483
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:49,679
The Duke of London
afraid of Benicia Boy?
484
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,154
You know what?
We've been chasing him
485
00:24:52,290 --> 00:24:54,225
all across the country,
486
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,194
and now he gets delivered
to us on a silver tray!
487
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,767
Ha-ha! Oh, wait till
the Duke hears this bit of news!
488
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,495
He'll be pleased fit to bust!
489
00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:08,740
Oh, that's a rich one!
490
00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:11,969
How about a beer?
491
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:13,976
Hmm.
492
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:20,850
Give me a left again.
493
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,285
Show us the old one-two now.
494
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,364
All right, now come in low.
495
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:37,025
He sure dances around pretty,
don't he?
496
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:38,397
Yeah.
497
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,530
Now, whatever you do,
don't show them the big wallop.
498
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,871
We got to make them bet
on Benicia Boy, remember?
499
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,876
That's it.
500
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,174
All right, now, jab.
501
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,649
All right, another jab.
502
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:55,981
That's it.
503
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,953
Oh, Roy.
504
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,590
All right, jab.
505
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,285
You didn't get a telegram
from Adam yet, did you?
506
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,192
Nope.
507
00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:06,525
It's been a week.
508
00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,531
Could be the wires
are down again.
509
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,863
Oh, no, no, I checked that.
510
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,104
What happens if
the Benicia Boy don't show up?
511
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,264
Oh, please.
512
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,104
Will you fight him yourself?
513
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,905
Well, the time was
when you would.
514
00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:22,173
Yeah, well, this isn't the time.
515
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:25,045
I'll just have to give him
that thousand-dollar purse.
516
00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:26,742
A thousand dollars?!
517
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:29,787
That's what I had
to guarantee him for the fight.
518
00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:34,384
Get those knuckles
in there, Bobo.
519
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:37,860
He kind of holds his fist
fancy like, too.
520
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:41,626
Get those knuckles in there.
521
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,930
Yeah, they could really
slice a man to pieces.
522
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:47,266
Well, he might slice
some men to pieces,
523
00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:51,035
but he'd have to hit a whole lot
harder than that to cut me up.
524
00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:54,613
Yeah, maybe so,
but not after a few rounds.
525
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,180
Mm-mm.
526
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:59,250
Well, I'd sure give
a pretty to try him anyhow.
527
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:02,149
Now, when they come in
with a short punch...
528
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,584
Hey. Look who came
to watch the Duke.
529
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,593
All right, another jab.
530
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:14,594
J.D.!
531
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,895
Honey, are you all right?
532
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,368
I'm, uh... I'm fine.
533
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:23,940
Uh, excuse me, I'm...
I'm in a hurry.
534
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,909
J.D., how you doing?
535
00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:38,985
Marge.
536
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,820
Excuse me, Roy.
537
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,588
Marge, what's wrong?
538
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,287
What's right?
539
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:48,195
All you want to do is
reach up for something better,
540
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,701
and everybody says,
"No, you stay in your place."
541
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:55,329
Oh, Marge, you know it doesn't
matter what people think.
542
00:27:55,473 --> 00:27:58,773
Nothing mattered until J.D.
543
00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:02,108
Looks like that's over,
too, doesn't it?
544
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,916
She sure looked pretty,
didn't she?
545
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:15,994
Oh, come on, don't tell me
546
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,756
you're still sweet on her
after what happened?
547
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,059
Well, it wasn't her fault.
548
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,862
I think that's enough
for one day.
549
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,301
I've got something better to do.
550
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,998
Yeah... and I know what it is.
551
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,166
And it's fair
asking for trouble.
552
00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:34,211
Women! They'll be
the death of both of us.
553
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:37,440
Aw, come on,
let's get a beer, huh?
554
00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:50,652
That feller's just
plain ordinary mean.
555
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:52,661
- For two cents, I'd...
- Come on.
556
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:54,026
Come on, let's go.
557
00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:06,060
No more tears, eh?
558
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:07,729
What do you want?
559
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:11,900
Oh, there's no need
to be coy with me.
560
00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:14,342
I saw you watching the workout.
561
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,175
You get out of here.
562
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,839
Oh, come, my dear.
563
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,316
You might fool the majority
of these clods around here,
564
00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:23,512
but you don't fool me.
565
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,853
I know you and your kind.
566
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:29,984
And I know what's bothering you.
567
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:36,933
Guns!
568
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,799
You're like all the men
in this godforsaken country--
569
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,964
the first thing
they turn to is guns.
570
00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:43,597
Let go of me!
571
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:46,370
Oh, there's no need
to lie to me.
572
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,243
I know you and your kind
only too well.
573
00:30:50,381 --> 00:30:54,978
You're trying to be better than
you really are, but you can't.
574
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:57,054
Deep down inside your heart
575
00:30:57,188 --> 00:31:01,148
you know you can't,
and you know you never will.
576
00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:33,515
What are you laughing at?
577
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:35,388
Oh, come on...
578
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:39,987
don't tell me you've never been
laughed at by a woman before.
579
00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:42,259
Hold your tongue!
580
00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:56,680
You won't be laughing
when I get through with you.
581
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,211
Let her go, Bobo.
582
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,749
Oh, it's you.
583
00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,292
Yes, and it'll always be me.
584
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:10,827
It happened again, didn't it?
585
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,328
Another one laughed at you.
586
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:14,364
I told you
it would happen again.
587
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:26,973
You're through.
588
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,580
I've taken all
I'm going to take from you,
589
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:32,206
you despicable
little guttersnipe.
590
00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:38,751
J.D.!
591
00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:39,914
Marge.
592
00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,549
- Well, what happened?
- It's Duke.
593
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,059
He's beating
that poor little man.
594
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:44,822
- He's gonna kill him.
- Where are they?
595
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,159
They're in my room.
He broke into my room.
596
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,733
- Come on, Joe.
- Right.
597
00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:50,867
I'll be right back.
598
00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,403
J.D.
599
00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:54,096
Don't leave me.
600
00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:56,901
Don't ever leave me.
601
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,909
I need you so much.
602
00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:02,240
You need me?
603
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:05,908
- I need you.
- Ah...
604
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,246
Limey! Limey?
605
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,514
Yeah, I'm in here.
606
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,722
Are you gonna make it, Limey?
607
00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:15,952
Take it easy, now.
608
00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,393
I want you to sit
real easy now on the bed.
609
00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:20,157
I'll be all right.
610
00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,493
- See...
- That's it.
611
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:24,295
It's just the Duke's way
of doing things.
612
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:27,428
My brother don't always
see matters my way.
613
00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:29,097
Yeah.
614
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,540
Yeah. You wouldn't
have guessed it, would you?
615
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,272
Me and the Duke-- brothers?
616
00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:36,574
Brothers?
617
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,416
Yes.
618
00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:42,782
You see, his real name's
Clarence Simpson.
619
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,719
Mine's Harry Simpson.
620
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,053
When he was a little tyke,
621
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,957
we called him Bobo.
622
00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:52,825
The baby, he was.
623
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,833
Then they put us
in one of them homes,
624
00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:59,267
but I got us out of there.
625
00:34:00,638 --> 00:34:03,631
Oh, you've no idea
how I worked and slaved
626
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:07,371
to put that boy through school.
627
00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:10,414
See, I... I wanted to make
a gentleman out of him.
628
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:11,548
I...
629
00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:13,107
Here. Limey,
you just take it easy.
630
00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:16,244
- You might be hurt serious
and don't even know it. -No...
631
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:20,848
What he said hurts much more
than what he done.
632
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,359
He can do without me, he says.
633
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,826
Just don't seem possible
634
00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:27,761
that a man could treat
his own brother like that.
635
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,130
He's always been the same.
636
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:32,328
I taught him, you know.
637
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:35,030
He was going to the dogs,
he was.
638
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,698
I made him a boxer.
639
00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:38,173
You see, that...
640
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:41,404
that's how I earned the money
to pay for his schooling.
641
00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:44,482
Then when I got
too old to fight, I...
642
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,709
I taught him the trade.
643
00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:48,376
And now he...
644
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,715
he says he can do without me.
645
00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:52,881
Maybe you're better off
without him, Limey.
646
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,550
I taught him good, too.
647
00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,753
I wanted him to be the champ.
648
00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:01,127
And he might be, if he'd
only leave the skirts alone.
649
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,393
Did he hurt Marge?
650
00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:05,196
Well, he would have.
651
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:08,898
Yes, he would have;
he's done it before.
652
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,033
Oh, I... might as well
face up to it.
653
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,042
He's just no good.
654
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:16,545
So now I'm through with him,
you understand?
655
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,115
I'm through with him.
656
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,775
He thinks he don't need me?
657
00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:22,887
He'll find out.
658
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,012
Just let him find out.
659
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:32,960
Joe, I don't care what Pa says;
this is too much.
660
00:35:33,097 --> 00:35:36,499
Yeah, first J.D.,
then Marge, and now this.
661
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:37,897
Joe.
662
00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:40,528
I'm with you.
663
00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:41,934
Let's go.
664
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:46,977
Duke?
665
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,842
Duke!
666
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,040
Well, well, well,
the Cartwright clan.
667
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,174
Have you got
the Benicia Boy with you?
668
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:54,979
No.
669
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:56,917
But we brought a message.
670
00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:59,683
Then deliver it
and be on your way.
671
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,793
All right.
672
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,698
You wanted a fight.
673
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,700
Well, now, buster, you got it.
674
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,964
I'll take you on for money,
marbles or chalk,
675
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,300
you just name it.
676
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,497
Ben, I don't like this
one little bit.
677
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,666
Well, neither do I,
but Hoss challenged him,
678
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:54,244
so the only thing
we can do now it to see
679
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:55,573
that everything
is conducted properly.
680
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,545
You think Hoss can handle him?
681
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:59,651
A match like this?
682
00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,583
I only hope
he doesn't get hurt badly.
683
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:06,157
Here. You better study
these London prize ring rules.
684
00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:09,521
Yeah. How you feeling, Hoss?
685
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:11,185
I feel great, little brother.
686
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:13,355
Good. Just lean back,
take it easy.
687
00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:15,557
That's it.
688
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:21,668
$25 on Hoss
against $100 on the Duke.
689
00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:27,176
Now, I said I was through
with him, and I mean it.
690
00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:29,405
I ain't going near his corner,
so help me.
691
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:30,845
But I got to warn you.
692
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:33,144
You're going
to get hurt mortal bad, boy.
693
00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:35,981
Ah. I've been hurt before.
694
00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:43,225
Now, don't you worry.
Hoss can take care of himself.
695
00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:46,554
Here, give me some
of that four-to-one money
696
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,165
on Hoss Cartwright.
697
00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:52,669
$100 on Hoss
against $400 on the Duke.
698
00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:54,999
You know, you-you've been
very kind to me, my lad.
699
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:56,664
You can take a tip from me.
700
00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:58,298
You go and try
and cover that bet,
701
00:37:58,442 --> 00:37:59,501
because you're gonna lose.
702
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:00,765
Yeah, well, don't you worry.
703
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,439
My brother knows
just what he's doing.
704
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,981
Your brother?
705
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,108
Yeah.
706
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,722
Come on, you feeling all right?
707
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:13,154
Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling...
708
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,759
- Let's go.
- Hey, wait.
709
00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:17,259
Did you put some of my money
on that bet?
710
00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:18,886
50 bucks. I'm only half stupid.
711
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:21,022
Come on.
712
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,194
Hey!
713
00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:36,407
Ladies and gentlemen,
714
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,907
as you all know,
715
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,774
this match is being held
716
00:39:41,912 --> 00:39:43,813
against my will.
717
00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:46,508
Oh, no.
718
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,050
However...
719
00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:52,556
...since it has been joined,
720
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:56,320
it will be conducted fairly
and properly
721
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:59,589
according to the London
prize ring rules.
722
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:02,097
"Rounds shall continue
723
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:06,694
"until one or both
of contestants are down.
724
00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:09,033
"When a man is down,
725
00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,768
"his seconds may conduct him
to his corner
726
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,606
for the rest period."
727
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:19,647
Would you like, uh, a second
assigned to your corner, sir?
728
00:40:25,856 --> 00:40:27,722
"At the end of 30 seconds,
729
00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:29,793
"the referee will call time,
730
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,896
"and the contestants must rise
731
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,895
"and come to the mark.
732
00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:37,433
"Either man failing
to toe the mark
733
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:40,128
"at the end of eight seconds
734
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,536
"after the referee calls time,
735
00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:45,268
"shall be deemed defeated.
736
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:49,608
The judgment of the referee
will be final and absolute."
737
00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:52,546
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
738
00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:56,552
you all know the referee,
739
00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,986
your sheriff, Roy Coffee.
740
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,785
- Yeah.
- Yay!
741
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,124
Now, you men
have heard the rules.
742
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,133
Timekeepers ready?
743
00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:17,765
The contestants
will toe that mark.
744
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,376
Ready?
745
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,007
Time!
746
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,446
All right, get him!
747
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,143
Go get him, Hoss.
748
00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:32,788
Come on, look out for that jab!
749
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,321
Yeah! Yeah!
750
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:42,256
Come on, hit him!
751
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:51,164
Hoss, take your time!
752
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:53,709
Come on!
753
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,574
Come on!
754
00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:10,886
Come on, cover up!
755
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:16,027
Time!
756
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:19,625
All right, come on.
757
00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:22,239
Get him back, Joe.
Get him back to the corner!
758
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,841
Let's go. Let's go.
759
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:26,773
Look, you got
to stay away from that jab.
760
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,539
- You got to get inside him.
- Yeah.
761
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:29,977
Hit him in the stomach.
762
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:31,844
- You're going to hurt him.
- Yeah. Right. He...
763
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:33,974
He's hitting me
with that funny little old left,
764
00:42:34,118 --> 00:42:36,314
but I'm gonna get him first
with it this time.
765
00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:39,414
Time!
766
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,822
I'm gonna beat him to it.
767
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,095
Come on, take your time!
768
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,927
Come on, hit him!
769
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,728
Stay away from that jab!
770
00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,510
Come on.
771
00:42:59,643 --> 00:43:01,077
Come on!
772
00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:04,174
Come on, get him!
773
00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:08,051
Get him, Hoss!
774
00:43:14,825 --> 00:43:15,825
That's it!
775
00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:36,308
Hoss, stay away from it!
776
00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:42,383
Hey!
777
00:43:42,519 --> 00:43:44,454
Hoss? Hoss!
778
00:43:44,588 --> 00:43:46,580
Hoss, come on.
Come on.
779
00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:49,159
Look.
780
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,029
Look, Hoss,
I think you had enough.
781
00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,962
Pa, was right-- you can't stay
in there with a professional.
782
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,626
Ah, he's going to get a bunch
of me, Joe.
783
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,431
I'm going to get some of him.
784
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:02,767
All right,
if that's the way you want it.
785
00:44:07,611 --> 00:44:08,611
Time!
786
00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:20,316
Can you see?
787
00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:22,358
One,
788
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,361
two, three,
789
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,260
- four...
- Yeah.
790
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:28,991
...five, six.
791
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,434
Watch him, Hoss!
792
00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:09,536
Oh, you got him!
You got him!
793
00:45:09,673 --> 00:45:10,936
- Hey.
- Just one more round.
794
00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:12,907
- That's all he's got.
- I knocked him down!
795
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,375
You sure did knock him down!
796
00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:23,447
Oh, is that...
is that you, Harry?
797
00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:26,318
It's me, Bobo.
It's me, all right.
798
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:28,653
He's a fair bull.
799
00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,317
Like hitting a brick wall.
800
00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,123
Well, he's too strong for you.
801
00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:33,821
You've got to move around.
802
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:35,159
Stay away from him.
803
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:37,530
Oh, I... I don't know
anymore, Harry.
804
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:40,297
Oh, just stick it out there.
805
00:45:40,437 --> 00:45:42,531
Keep the old flag flying.
806
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,801
I missed you, Harry.
807
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:47,241
You did?
808
00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:50,905
I'm no good without you.
809
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:52,048
Time!
810
00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:53,673
Go get him!
811
00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:00,523
Can you get up?
812
00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:01,955
One...
813
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:03,253
- Just get up there.
- two...
814
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:04,520
- Toe the line.
- three...
815
00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:06,459
- And give him the best
you've got. -four...
816
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,225
five...
817
00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:11,130
six, seven...
818
00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:18,270
Oh, bless you, Bobo.
819
00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,001
The new champ!
Way to go, Hoss!
820
00:46:20,144 --> 00:46:21,407
Hoss? Hoss, how do you feel?
821
00:46:21,545 --> 00:46:23,070
- Good going, Hoss!
- I feel all right.
822
00:46:23,213 --> 00:46:24,681
I knew you could do it, Hoss!
823
00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:26,136
You did it, Hoss.
You whipped him!
824
00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:30,710
You beat the champ!
825
00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:31,878
I don't know.
826
00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:33,888
What are you driving at, son?
827
00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:37,426
He was... he was all alone, Pa.
828
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,423
Oh...
829
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:42,294
Give him a little room
now, boys.
830
00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:43,764
Boys, let's give him...
831
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,941
We are here
to settle our account, sir.
832
00:46:58,081 --> 00:47:00,710
Harry, will you please
pay the gentleman?
833
00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:02,843
Yes.
834
00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:07,156
Here you are, governor.
835
00:47:07,291 --> 00:47:10,887
1,000 American dollars.
836
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:12,894
Well.
837
00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:14,896
Thank you, gentlemen.
838
00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:18,025
Uh, Pa, ain't you going
to show them the, uh...
839
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:20,535
you know.
840
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:21,866
Oh, yes.
841
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,997
Well, I-I almost forgot.
842
00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:26,508
I received a, uh, telegram
843
00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:29,010
from my son in San Francisco.
844
00:47:29,146 --> 00:47:31,047
Says, uh,
845
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:34,743
"Benicia Boy will not fight you
in Virginia City."
846
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:41,815
"But he would be happy
to meet you in San Francisco."
847
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,389
You hear that, Bobo?
848
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,656
We got the big one!
849
00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:48,026
Oh, blimey! Ha-ha!
850
00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:52,000
Mr. Cartwright?
Oh. Mr. Cartwright?
851
00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:54,400
I-I was just showing Mar...
852
00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:57,736
Oh, uh, pardon me.
853
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,156
It's all right, J.D. Go ahead.
What were you going to say?
854
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:03,237
Oh, well, I was just going
to say that...
855
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:06,043
Marge loves the house.
856
00:48:06,183 --> 00:48:08,015
It's wonderful, Mr. Cartwright.
857
00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:10,211
I will not ask you
to shake hands,
858
00:48:10,354 --> 00:48:14,314
but, uh, I would like you both
to know how really sorry I am.
859
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,791
Oh, that's, uh...
860
00:48:16,927 --> 00:48:18,020
That's all right.
861
00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:20,596
Come on, Bobo.
862
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,700
San Francisco
and the Benicia Boy--
863
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:24,165
and you'll murder him.
864
00:48:24,301 --> 00:48:25,735
Well, I don't know about that,
865
00:48:25,869 --> 00:48:28,566
but we'll have a good bash
at it, won't we, Harry?
866
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:30,799
We will and all. Ta-ta.
867
00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:42,211
You know, when your little ones
come along...
868
00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:45,220
I hope they're a little smarter
than, uh, than those two.
869
00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:47,688
Hey, you know, Hoss,
I was just thinking.
870
00:48:47,824 --> 00:48:49,656
There's a... there's a fighter
in St. Louis,
871
00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:50,954
sort of an up-and-coming
heavyweight
872
00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:52,255
who's going out on the road.
873
00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:53,694
I was just wondering,
874
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:57,232
if we worked on that left hook
of yours a little bit, if...
875
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:47,879
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876
00:49:48,018 --> 00:49:50,453
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