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The following program
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Oh, no, you don't!
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You little...
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You come here,
you little lumber thief!
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You come back here...
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No, Hoss, no, no!
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Baxter.
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I didn't even recognize you.
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All I saw was somebody
beating up on Little Jock.
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You sure pack
a mean punch, Hoss.
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What was you doing
picking on that little feller?
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Know what that little varmint's
up to?
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Ain't no telling.
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What's he done now?
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He's stealing Ponderosa lumber.
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Not the felled trees, mind you--
the cut lumber.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Come here!
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Get over here and fess up.
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I was only taking me enough
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to build me a little bit
of a corral.
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I don't, I don't reckon
you could really blame a man
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for trying to fix his place up,
could you?
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Wait till your pa hears
what Jock's done.
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We'll see whether
he gets the blame or not.
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I was gonna pay him back just
as soon as I got me some money.
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Honest, Hoss.
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I'll tell you what, Baxter.
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I'll take full responsibility
for-for all this.
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If that's the way
you want it, Hoss.
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Me, I'm just a hired hand.
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Baxter, you-you keep this
under your hat, you hear?
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Hoss, I sure can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.
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Ah, it's all right, Jock.
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Glad to see you're sort of
fixing the old place up.
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Oh, yeah,
I-I work at it all the time.
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Hoss, how was it you told me
these postholes ought to be dug?
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Hoss, you sure dig pretty.
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Hey, Jock, you that tired?
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Yes, sir, I'll tell you, Jock,
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keep this up and you're gonna
have a, have a real nice place.
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I'm doing it
all on Sally's account.
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Yeah. How is Sally?
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Oh, the heat bothers her.
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You know how they are
when they get this way.
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Yeah. W-When's her time?
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Mm, close as I can reckon,
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about, uh, three weeks
come Tuesday.
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Here she comes now.
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Ain't she
the sweetest thing ever?
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I can't hardly wait to see
that little colt of hers.
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Yeah, from her looks, he ain't
gonna be long coming neither.
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Better get that corral fixed.
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Where's them posts?
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In the barn.
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With them
awful heavy boards, Hoss.
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Yes, sir, this time next year,
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I'll be racing Sally,
training her little colt.
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Ought to make myself
a regular fortune.
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Yeah, it's a long time
till next year, Little Jock.
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What are you gonna be doing
in the meantime?
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Oh, odd jobs here and there.
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You know me, Hoss; one thing
I ain't afeared of is work.
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You know that, don't you?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, Jock,
I know that all right.
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Of course, I-I probably could
borrow against my winnings.
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Or-Or I might could even
sell a piece of Sally,
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if I wanted to do
a friend a favor.
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Yeah, uh...
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Hey, listen, Jock,
you-you got any paint?
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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Yeah, I got some left over
from last year,
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when I was gonna
touch up the house.
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Of course, I-I got so busy,
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I never did get around
to it, though.
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Yeah, well, listen, I-I think
you ought to put a little paint
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over this fresh lumber before
Pa gets a close look at it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, there's Hose's hat.
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Hoss!
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Morning, Mr. Cartwright.
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Good morning.
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I can't let him
get close to this lumber.
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Coming, Pa.
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So this is where
you've been all day.
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Mr. Hoss, I fix good dinner.
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All get cold.
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Look every place for you.
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Oh, I-I was just here
helping old Jock.
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Yeah, so I see.
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Poor little feller's
got so much to do,
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I don't reckon
he'll ever get it all done.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're not forgetting
I'm racing Raven
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against Gatling in town today,
are you?
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Oh, no, no, no, Joe,
I-I ain't forgetting.
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I was just trying
to be neighborly.
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You-You fellers go on in.
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I'll-I'll try to get there.
Best of luck to you, Joe.
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Go on. Go.
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I'll try to get in, if I can.
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Jock.
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Oh, Jock.
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Howdy, Mrs. Henry.
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You sure look spry today.
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Oh, nice of you to say so, Hoss.
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Jock's taking bets
I come in ahead of Sally.
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Are you betting?
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No, no, I was just spoofing.
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Jock, you were gonna take
six head of cattle into town
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and pay the taxes.
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I clean forgot.
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Jock, you better do that.
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You bet I better.
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I won't be gone long.
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Bye.
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Oh, Jock, if they fetch
a good price,
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will you buy me something?
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Why, sure, honey.
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Anything you want.
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Just the goods to make me
a new sunbonnet.
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Sun's beginning to irk me, too.
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You know what I'll do?
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I'll buy you one
already made up.
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Oh... Jock,
that-that's real sweet of you.
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Maybe she'll give me
three sons someday,
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like-like you and Adam
and Little Joe.
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Well, guess I better
rustle my livestock.
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Maybe I can get to town and
watch Little Joe win that race.
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Wrong horse in lead.
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Come on, Raven!
Come on, Raven!
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Ben, you ought to know by now
you can't beat Gatling.
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What I need's a bigger hat.
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We'll beat him yet, Ellery.
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Not with Raven you won't.
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You know, you may need a bigger
hat, but not for our money.
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You'll find my...
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your cattle down at
the livery stable, Mister.
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Thank you, friend.
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Thank you.
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I ain't never betting against
that Gatling again
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until my Sally's
back in condition.
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Your wife?
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My mare.
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Mister, Mister.
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You mind letting me
have two dollar?
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You won $120.
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Now, what do you want
with two dollars?
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To buy her a sunbonnet.
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Your mare?
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My wife.
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It's lovely, Jock.
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Thank you.
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As soon as Sally's
back in condition
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and-and can race again,
I'll buy you nothing but silk.
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Oh, I know you will,
Jock, honey.
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I know you will.
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Sure was a pretty bonnet
you bought your wife, Jock.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey... what's the matter
with you, anyhow?
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Price of them cattle
wasn't no good, or what?
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Shh.
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I lost them, betting on Raven.
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You lost them?!
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Jock, that was your tax money.
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What am I gonna do with Sally in
her condition and Ellen in hers?
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Dad-burn it, Jock,
you're gonna get a job.
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You're gonna go to work,
that's what you're gonna do.
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Ain't nobody who'd hire me.
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Well, we'll just see about that.
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Think maybe your pa
would give me a job?
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Well, Jock, there's-there's
a lot of good places
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in Virginia City to get a job,
and I'll go and help you.
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Hoss, I-I just can't lose
my place to the tax collector.
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It's all I got to give
my colt and my kid.
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Ah, now, look at me standing...
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I ought to be ashamed of myself,
interfering with your work.
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You go right ahead.
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Jock, you're gonna
go in there and put on
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your best bib and tucker, and
I'm gonna go home and clean up,
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and we're going into town.
You hear that?
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Now, come on.
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Ouch!
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Ooh.
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Jock! Jock Henry!
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Tell him it isn't me.
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Tell him he made a mistake.
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Jock, you can't keep on
hiding forever.
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That's Dave Hart,
the tax assessor.
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He's after my tax money.
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Jock, I've been looking
all over for you.
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I've been trying to find a job,
honest, Mr. Hart.
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It's true, Dave, he has.
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- Sure enough.
- Well, that's what's so funny.
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He's looking for a job,
I'm trying to give him one.
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I don't see what's so fun...
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Give me one?
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What kind of a job?
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Well, I've got
more than I can handle
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with the mines and the business
establishments in town.
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I need someone to assess
the settlers' homes and ranches
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and make the collections.
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Well, uh... what does it pay?
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$60 a month for assessing.
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First two months
go to pay his back taxes.
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But he gets
two percent of his collections
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to pocket for himself.
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Dave, you got an assistant.
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Now, now, wait.
I don't know.
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Sally the way she is,
and-and Ellen,
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I ain't sure I want to be
away from them.
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I guess they do need a provider.
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If you really need me,
Mr. Hart...
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I'll take the job.
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Well, I expect you
to work at this, now, Jock.
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Ah, Dave, he'll be
the best dad-burn tax collector
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you ever had.
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You come with me, and I'll
give you your collector's book
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and a list of people
to drop in on.
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Hoss, you gonna tell us or not?
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Who cut your lip for you?
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I done told you,
I run into a broom.
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Mm. I just wondered
who threw it.
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Oh, and that, uh,
that little scratch
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you got there on your cheek.
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Cut myself shaving;
that's the truth.
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Look, Hoss, if you did
have a fight...
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Pa, it wasn't no f... fight.
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But if you ask me, there's
one member of this family
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looking for a fight right now.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just worrying about you,
that's all.
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Well, if you must know,
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I-I was out job-hunting
for Jock Henry.
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Mr. Henry outside.
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Jock?
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What's he doing here?
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Well, ask him to come in,
have something to eat.
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You didn't find a job
for him, did you?
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I sure did.
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And a good one, too.
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Good morning, Mr. Henry.
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Come in.
I fix you nice breakfast.
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Come in.
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Thank you, Hop Sing.
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Sounds real nice.
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Well, morning, Jock.
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- Morning, all.
- Hi, Jock.
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Jock, when, uh,
when you gonna start work?
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Start?
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I been at it
since the crack of dawn.
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00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,825
Now, hush up; I'm adding.
254
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,961
Oh.
255
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,691
He's adding? What's he adding?
256
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,595
I don't know.
257
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,733
Where's he working?
258
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,600
What kind of a job did he get?
259
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,169
He's Dave Hart's assistant.
260
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,209
A tax assessor?
261
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,245
Tax collector, too.
262
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,075
Mr. Cartwright, appears you owe
263
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,844
the Virginia City treasury
$1,647.95.
264
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,614
$1,600?!
265
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,986
And $47.95.
266
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:36,118
Just one minute there,
Mr. Tax Assessor, Mr. Henry.
267
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:39,663
Since when do you know anything
about tax assessment?
268
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,496
Last year, I paid only $375!
269
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,701
Things that Dave Hart
must have overlooked.
270
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,040
Thanks to Hoss here, I get
two percent of all I collect,
271
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,006
so I don't overlook nothing.
272
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,043
Care to, uh, pay up now?
273
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,770
Pay now.
274
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,073
Why, I wouldn't pay now...!
275
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,273
Pa, Pa!
276
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,043
Pa, Pa, Pa!
277
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,987
Mr. Cartwright,
I-I know how you feel
278
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,885
about me being lazy
and shiftless and all,
279
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,924
but thanks to Hoss here,
I've changed.
280
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,924
And-And that's why
I come here first--
281
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,858
out of gratitude,
Mr. Cartwright--
282
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,294
to show you
just what I think of you.
283
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,492
Gratitude?
284
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,502
Thank you, Hop Sing.
285
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:21,835
I would like to have
a few words with you.
286
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,966
Yes, sir.
287
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:46,029
All right, now, let's have at
this problem one at a time.
288
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,895
You, Ellery, speak up.
289
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,865
Why, it's that
no good Jock Henry.
290
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,530
He had the nerve to assess
my livestock at $15,000.
291
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,107
That's the most outrageous thing
I ever heard in my life!
292
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,005
I'm backing my assistant
293
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,577
Jock Henry all the way.
294
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,805
Well, if you feel
that way about it,
295
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,678
I'll take up my complaints
with your assistant personal!
296
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,595
Brooders, huh, Mrs. Hart?
297
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,027
Best in Virginia City, Jock,
if I do say so.
298
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,564
They are, they are.
299
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,429
And, uh, about how many eggs
300
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,900
would you say
they're setting on?
301
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,334
97 exactly.
302
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,463
Ninety--that's just
the count I got.
303
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,972
97 little chicks.
304
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,543
Chicks?
305
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,077
They're only eggs.
306
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:36,705
Mrs. Hart...
they're little living animals.
307
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,818
They're just as alive
as that other 200
308
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,442
that are already
running around here.
309
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,568
Well, whether you're right
or wrong, Jock, forget it.
310
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,751
Dave always does.
311
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,292
You see, the chicks are mine
for a special fund...
312
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,225
Ah, ah! I don't want
to hear that, Mrs. Hart.
313
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,831
I don't want to hear that my
boss is cheating his taxpayers.
314
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,629
Why, you insignificant,
miserable, little wart!
315
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,930
You dare say a single word
about my Dave,
316
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,562
and I'll cut you to ribbons.
317
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,314
There he is.
318
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,648
There's the little varmint!
319
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,050
Get him, Nancy!
320
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,953
Bet I will!
321
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,491
There he is.
322
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:26,425
Look at all those old biddies
chasing after Jock.
323
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,965
That's my wife!
324
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,100
Oh...
325
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,665
Get him, get him!
He'll pay for this, girls!
326
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,751
Hey, now,
w-what's all this fuss?
327
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,521
That husband of yours.
328
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,062
Do you know what he's done?
329
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,395
My Jock?
330
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,934
Why, he is the most harmless,
gentle man in...
331
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,662
He is, huh?
332
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:08,399
Well, who gets the egg money
in your house, you or him?
333
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,874
Well, we haven't any eggs,
Mrs. Hart.
334
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:14,070
We haven't any chickens.
335
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,079
There's nothing
running around our yard
336
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,207
and won't be
until our baby's born.
337
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,748
Hoss! Hoss!
338
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,754
Hoss!
339
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,586
Ellery, what's this all about?
340
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,991
Why, that no-good Jock Henry--
he's-he's taxing us to death.
341
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,357
That's what it's all about.
342
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,176
You done sicked your womenfolk
on him, huh?
343
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,995
Best favor I can do
your sweet little wife
344
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,853
is to put this noose
right around your neck!
345
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,403
Oh!
346
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,267
Now, I-I'm sorry, ladies.
347
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,536
I... I know my man
is kind of new at his job.
348
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:45,871
If he's offended you...
349
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,377
I know what I'm doing.
350
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,140
Oh, sure you do.
351
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,580
You're hiding right behind
your wife's skirt,
352
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:52,717
you little worm!
353
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,319
Now, I thank you
to leave my man alone.
354
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,721
Do you know he's taxing us
for our unborn chicks?
355
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,453
They ain't unborn,
they're just unhatched.
356
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,960
They're as alive as you are.
357
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,564
Well, if they settle this one,
at least we'll know
358
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,298
which came first,
the chicken or the egg.
359
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,696
Ellen, how can you stand by
a man like that?
360
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,896
Look at you.
361
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,200
Look at the clothes
he dresses you in.
362
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,606
Has any of you ladies
a-a prettier sunbonnet
363
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,374
than the one Jock gave me?
364
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,451
And next year,
he promised me a new one.
365
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,781
Real silk, too.
366
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,480
Bought with our taxes, no doubt.
367
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:34,752
Come on, girls, let's do Ellen
a favor and lynch him!
368
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,623
Oh, no, you won't!
369
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,492
I'll scratch your eyes out!
370
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,122
I'll... I'll...
371
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,792
Oh, now see what you all
went and done?
372
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:45,028
Easy.
373
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,638
Now, don't get
all riled up inside.
374
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,866
Think of the baby.
Think of the baby.
375
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:51,533
Now, you got to have sweet
thoughts at a time like this.
376
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,475
He's right.
377
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,774
For once.
378
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,780
We're sorry, Ellen.
379
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,782
We'll have Doc Snow
come out and see you.
380
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,784
I don't want Doc Snow.
381
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,912
I don't want anyone!
382
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,820
Just you leave us alone!
383
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:08,722
All right, girls.
384
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,692
Come on.
385
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,331
It's all right, Mrs. Henry.
386
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,563
You win.
387
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:23,574
I'll pay his ding-blasted
egg tax.
388
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,568
Well, Pa?
389
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,078
Well, we're richer
than I thought.
390
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,308
Then-Then Jock didn't
overtax us, huh?
391
00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:05,542
Oh, I didn't say that.
392
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,016
Well, then he did.
393
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,018
Just about double.
394
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,089
He taxed us for
the unborn calves,
395
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,452
the unhatched chickens...
396
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:15,026
Well, I-I got us into this;
I'll get us out of it.
397
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,856
No, we'll work it out together.
398
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:18,675
With Dave Hart
backing Jock up all the way,
399
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:19,977
I don't see
what chance you have.
400
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:21,830
Well, if anybody can
talk to Jock, I can.
401
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,959
Um, I don't think so.
402
00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:26,503
Not when he's got
the bit in his teeth.
403
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:29,733
The trouble with Jock is,
he's one of the sorry people.
404
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,173
Sorry people?
405
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:32,470
What do you mean, Pa?
406
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,807
Well, he's...
407
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,745
shiftless, loves the life
of idleness.
408
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,784
You know,
women like Ellen, they...
409
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,320
they-they feel sorry for them,
want to help them.
410
00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:46,220
Then they fall in love with them
and they marry them.
411
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,089
Then they take on
all their burdens.
412
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:52,197
You're sure right about Ellen
being in love with him.
413
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:54,458
Main trouble with
the sorry people is that, uh,
414
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,797
if somebody throws
a little prosperity their way
415
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,564
or a little authority,
th-they're worse than ever.
416
00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:00,704
They become obnoxious.
417
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,069
What are we gonna do?
418
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:04,039
Well, one thing you can't do--
419
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,940
you can't meet
the sorry people head-on.
420
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:09,377
If you do, you-you get in deeper
than a steer in a bog hole.
421
00:24:09,514 --> 00:24:12,382
How do you handle them, Pa?
422
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:14,247
You got to outwit them.
423
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:17,845
Maybe, uh, connive a little bit.
424
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,754
I think that's the line
we should be following.
425
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,456
Let me think, boys.
426
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:36,803
Wait a minute!
427
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:40,435
Jock, honey,
you forgot your lunch.
428
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:43,310
Me, eat lunch
out of a paper bag?
429
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:46,475
Ain't you forgetting my position
just a little?
430
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,644
And look at this place.
431
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:51,814
I'm gonna move us into
a fancy boardinghouse in town.
432
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:54,950
And have our baby
playing in the street?
433
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,998
And... and what about Sally?
434
00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:02,896
I'll put her up
in a livery stable.
435
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:06,163
And have her baby
growing up in a stall?
436
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:10,071
I only plan to hire her
a full-time exercise boy.
437
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:13,940
But, Jock,
it would cost so much money.
438
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,775
Money is no object.
439
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:20,579
Ain't I a legally appointed,
full-time tax collector?
440
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,881
Jock, honey...
441
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,683
could you walk to work?
442
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:28,021
I'll need the buggy today.
443
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:30,128
Of course, my dear.
444
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,254
Someday, we're gonna have
two buggies.
445
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,758
I'll hire myself a hack in town.
446
00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:02,461
Sally, something terrible
has happened to Papa.
447
00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:06,128
We've just got to
do something about it.
448
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:26,079
Hello, Mrs. Henry.
449
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:28,812
This is a surprise.
450
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,753
Oh, sh-should you be, uh,
riding around with--
451
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:32,983
well, you know, in your...?
452
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,990
I-I just had to come,
Mr. Cartwright.
453
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,651
It's awful important.
454
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,229
I got to talk to you.
455
00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:40,889
Oh... are-are you
feeling all right?
456
00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:42,364
It's Jock.
457
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,059
Something terrible's happened.
458
00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:46,137
What-- He hasn't had
an accident?
459
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,899
No.
460
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:50,270
It's much worse than that.
461
00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:52,070
He's changed.
462
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:54,338
He's become
a different kind of man.
463
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:58,547
Yeah, I'm-I'm fully aware
of that.
464
00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:02,245
He used to be so sweet and kind.
465
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,982
He was always around the house
when I needed him.
466
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,318
Yeah.
467
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:11,055
Now I don't even know
where he is half the time.
468
00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:16,133
And not only that,
Mr. Cartwright,
469
00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:18,930
a lot of people don't seem
to like him anymore.
470
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,806
Oh, Mrs. Henry, uh...
471
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:26,741
Let me get this straight, now.
472
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:29,074
Are you suggesting
that you'd be just as happy
473
00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:31,774
if he didn't have
this tax collecting job?
474
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:36,411
Oh, Mr. Cartwright,
do you think there's any way
475
00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:38,580
you could talk him
into giving it up?
476
00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:42,956
Well, I... I'd sure
like to help you
477
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:45,029
along those lines.
478
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,564
Uh, look, why don't you, uh,
why don't you come in the house,
479
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:50,464
and we'll, uh, have a cup of tea
and then we can talk about it.
480
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:54,630
I sure would love
a cup of tea, but I...
481
00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:57,709
Well, I-I don't think I ought
to move around too much.
482
00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,071
Oh!
483
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:00,678
Oh, by all means, by all means.
484
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,371
Well, I'll-I'll get Hop Sing
to get the tea ready,
485
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,506
and I'll bring it out
in a jiffy.
486
00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:19,023
Joe.
487
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:20,164
Yeah, Pa?
488
00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:21,165
Where's Hoss?
489
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:22,198
Oh, he's outside.
I'll get him.
490
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,961
No, no, no. No, no.
491
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:25,968
He might balk at this idea.
492
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,972
You know the way he is, wrapped
up in helping Jock and all.
493
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:30,666
Yeah, you're probably right.
494
00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:32,607
Now, Hoss has a lesson
to learn, too.
495
00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:35,077
He's let his heart run away
with his head.
496
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,213
Yeah, what's your plan?
497
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:38,876
Now, do you remember
498
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,679
that sorry little filly
that took us
499
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:42,754
in those match races
over at Carson City?
500
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,082
Oh, do I.
501
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,986
She ran as fast as
a streak of lightning.
502
00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:47,922
Not much larger than a pony,
and skinny.
503
00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,584
You'd swear she couldn't
carry a man,
504
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,220
much less run like the wind
under him.
505
00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:54,491
Hey, Pa...
506
00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:55,656
Pa, that's right.
507
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,735
And Jock can't resist
a horse race.
508
00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:59,190
Why, that horse
would make Gatling
509
00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:00,550
look like he was standing still.
510
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:03,608
Little Joe, you're pretty good
at conniving yourself.
511
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,438
Well, thank you, Pa.
512
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:08,843
Son, I want you
to buy that filly.
513
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:11,415
Hmm. Not at the price
that farmer asked.
514
00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:12,608
What's the difference?
515
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,777
The money's gonna be
taxed away, anyway.
516
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:15,919
Go get her.
517
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,979
Yes, sir.
518
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:29,829
Pa, I've known you to do
a lot of conniving in your life,
519
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,698
but I never knew it
to take you this long
520
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,896
to connive up
something real good.
521
00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:35,199
Conniving?
522
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,070
Well, that's a fine thing
to say to your father--
523
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:39,200
call him a conniver.
524
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:46,149
Joe, where'd you go last night?
525
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,912
Where did I go last night?
526
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:49,918
Dad-burn it, don't answer me
with a question,
527
00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:51,989
answer me with an answer!
528
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,718
There's something
mighty haywire around here.
529
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,724
Anybody home?!
530
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:03,858
Why, uh, look who's here!
531
00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:08,063
Hoss, it's, uh, Mrs. Henry.
532
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:10,402
Why don't you go out
and see what she wants, son.
533
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,067
Why me, Pa?
534
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,974
Well, Hoss, she's your friend.
535
00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:17,810
And besides, I haven't
finished my breakfast yet.
536
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:19,110
All right.
537
00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,264
Pa, you know,
you were almost too anxious.
538
00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:39,871
Hey, do you think so?
539
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:42,166
Well, anyway, she's more
reliable than her husband.
540
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:43,307
She's on time.
541
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,844
I-I'm sorry, Hoss.
542
00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:52,314
I don't mean to bother you,
but, well,
543
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:55,386
Sally's having terrible pains,
and-and Jock's gone out
544
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,649
on his tax collecting,
and I-I'm all alone and...
545
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:02,454
and I just got to have help.
546
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:03,926
Poor little old Sally.
547
00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:05,553
Sure I'll help you, ma'am.
548
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,689
You-You just scoot over.
549
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:13,996
Thank you, Hoss.
550
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,699
Hey, Pa, you know,
the more I know you,
551
00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:19,333
the more I realize
what a conniver you are.
552
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:20,968
Well, never mind
what kind of conniver I am.
553
00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:22,512
Let's get to town.
Ellery's gonna be waiting.
554
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:24,047
I'll get the filly
out of the barn.
555
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:26,481
Little Joe, don't let
"solly" filly catch cold.
556
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,018
You keep cover with blanket.
557
00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:29,882
Got plenty money
lie on him today.
558
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,021
Don't "wolly."
559
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:33,319
I better get the horses.
560
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:34,983
I get my money.
561
00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:38,686
You've been
standing there for 15 minutes.
562
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:39,923
Make up your mind.
563
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:54,240
Well, Ellery, I think I'm about
ready to make that bet now.
564
00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,371
How much?
565
00:31:56,514 --> 00:31:58,915
Well, I'd say, uh,
I'll bet you $1,000.
566
00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:01,349
Let's make it $2,000.
567
00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:03,921
No, a thousand
is good enough for me.
568
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:05,819
All right, then, $1,000.
569
00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:07,448
It's a bet.
570
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:10,255
Little Joe, let's talk about
the strategy of this thing now.
571
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,193
Excuse me.
572
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:54,168
Fine animal, isn't he?
573
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,297
Beautiful!
574
00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:02,245
Ben.
575
00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:07,743
She's what I call a sorry filly.
576
00:33:07,885 --> 00:33:11,686
Not fast enough to race,
too small for a full day's work,
577
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,792
and not strong enough
to pull with the team.
578
00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,120
What are you talking about?
579
00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:17,251
I paid a lot of money
for that horse.
580
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:20,930
Well...
581
00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:23,261
See, the fact is, Jock, I, uh...
582
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,870
I bought it
to race against Gatling.
583
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,371
Well, that's the trouble
with these sorry fillies:
584
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,304
someone's always
taking them to heart,
585
00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:33,502
sweating over them, loving them
586
00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:35,237
and going broke on them.
587
00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:40,514
Now, Jock, I paid $500
for that horse,
588
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:43,211
and I intend to pay taxes
on the full amount.
589
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,721
Well, I wouldn't
assess her at $50.
590
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,053
When I'm betting $1,000
against Gatling?
591
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:51,356
$50-- you supposed to be
a horse expert?
592
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:54,694
Any more money you want to bet
against Gatling, Mr. Cartwright?
593
00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:56,460
Now, we're not talking
about money.
594
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,331
This is a,
this is a grudge race.
595
00:33:58,469 --> 00:34:01,962
Hop Sing,
that goes for you, too.
596
00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:06,168
I, uh, I sure hate to see Hose's
pa make a fool of hisself,
597
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:08,711
but believe me, Mr. Cartwright,
that filly of yours
598
00:34:08,846 --> 00:34:10,747
ain't worth its weight in hay.
599
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,113
And you're supposed to be
an assessor?
600
00:34:13,251 --> 00:34:14,251
You bet I am.
601
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:15,285
Bet? Bet what?
602
00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:16,719
You haven't got a penny to bet.
603
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:17,854
I get a good salary.
604
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:20,151
$60 a month-- chicken feed.
605
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:23,853
Uh, 12 months is $720;
you call that chicken feed?
606
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,157
No, I call that a bet.
607
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:27,458
Oh.
608
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:29,328
You're not backing down,
are you?
609
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,331
Now, wait a minute,
Mr. Cartwright.
610
00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:37,238
You're-You're Hose's pa;
I can't do this to you.
611
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:41,278
Well, I don't mind doing it
to Hose's best friend, do I?
612
00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:47,378
Mr. Cartwright,
man gets too uppity,
613
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:49,043
he needs taken down a peg.
614
00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:51,281
My sentiments exactly.
615
00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:57,790
For your own good,
I'll take that bet.
616
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,727
Good!
617
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:02,299
Now let's get down
to the starting line.
618
00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:17,638
Nah, Mrs. Henry, Sally ain't
likely to have that colt today.
619
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:18,909
Are you sure, Hoss?
620
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,042
When I left,
she was standing in the corner,
621
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:22,551
pawing a big hole in the ground.
622
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,213
She was?
623
00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:27,882
Dad-burn it, I sure would hate
for anything to happen to Sally
624
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:29,152
without Jock being here.
625
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,728
I think I better
ride in town and get him.
626
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,134
Hoss, now, please wait.
627
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:39,703
You know you'll never find Jock.
628
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,135
Ma'am, everything's gonna be
all right.
629
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:42,272
Don't you worry.
630
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:43,667
Hoss, now, he just
keeps going from
631
00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:45,939
one house to the next
and from one barn to the next...
632
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:47,978
Ma'am, everything's,
everything's gonna be all right.
633
00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:49,136
Don't you worry about it.
634
00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:05,490
Ma'am, you go get me
some hot water, and hurry.
635
00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:08,259
Hurry! Run!
636
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:30,788
Look, Joe, if we're gonna get
ourselves a new tax collector,
637
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,413
you better win this race.
638
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,617
I'll just let him run himself
out the first two laps
639
00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:35,818
and take him on the third.
640
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,360
You better take him
on the third.
641
00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:39,555
Or you're out $1,720.
642
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,633
No, we're out $1,720.
643
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,759
You have half the bet.
644
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,806
We got to win this one, skinny.
645
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:52,934
It's gonna be all right.
646
00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:57,543
Before you know it...
647
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:59,617
Before you know it,
you're gonna be a...
648
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,275
you're gonna be
a brand-new mother
649
00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:03,251
of the cutest little old colt
you ever seen--
650
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,821
with a brown face
and big brown eyes
651
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,236
and a bushy tail
just like yours.
652
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,324
Gonna look just like you.
653
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,220
Dad-burn it,
where is that water?
654
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:13,490
Everything's gonna be
all right, Sally.
655
00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:15,156
I-I'm gonna have to go
to the house a minute
656
00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:16,579
and see if I can get some water.
657
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,033
I'll be right back now.
658
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:19,933
You-You stay right here,
you hear?
659
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,164
Be still.
660
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:22,305
Lay right still.
661
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,807
I'll be right back.
662
00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:27,571
You just be nice and calm
like me, you hear?
663
00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:28,712
Yeah.
664
00:37:32,893 --> 00:37:34,494
I thought you was
gonna bring that water.
665
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:36,319
I'm having a heck of a race
with that horse...
666
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,385
Ma'am.
667
00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:41,524
Mrs. Henry.
668
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:42,626
Help me, will you, Hoss?
669
00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:44,457
Yes'm.
670
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,160
I-I put the water on, Hoss,
671
00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:50,325
but I think you're gonna be
needing it for me.
672
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:51,936
Oh, no.
673
00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:54,732
I'm afraid you can't stop it
with words, Hoss.
674
00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:57,341
Yes'm. I-I'll run into town
and get Doc Snow.
675
00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:01,242
No, no, there isn't time.
676
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,211
Ma'am, don't you worry
about nothing.
677
00:38:03,347 --> 00:38:04,747
Everything's gonna be
all right, you hear?
678
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:06,748
You're gonna have a nice,
big, old, healthy young'un,
679
00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:09,376
big, blue eyes
and a long, bushy tail...
680
00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,232
Ma'am, I hear Sally calling;
I got to run.
681
00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:13,588
You stay right where you are
and stay calm,
682
00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:14,724
just like me, you hear?
683
00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:15,727
Everything's gonna be all right.
684
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:16,860
Please, Hoss, hurry!
685
00:38:16,861 --> 00:38:17,861
Yes'm.
686
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:20,491
Sure got a race on my hands now.
687
00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:22,623
Dad-burn starts
are ganging up on me.
688
00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:35,411
Here I am back, Sally,
just like I told you.
689
00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:44,153
All right, boys,
I'll take your bets
690
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:45,655
right up to
the last time around.
691
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,850
Remember, they got three times
to go around.
692
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,722
That's ten to one, ten to one.
693
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:50,860
I'll take your bets...
694
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,793
All right, boys, don't rush me.
695
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,592
We keep money in family.
696
00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:57,031
Ten to one.
697
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,602
You bet Gatling, huh?
698
00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:01,331
You bet Gatling, ten to one.
699
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:02,940
We keep money in family.
Very good.
700
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,269
Sally.
701
00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,909
What you crying about?
702
00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:11,038
Didn't I tell you
I was gonna be back?
703
00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:16,986
Well, they ought to be
704
00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:18,615
coming around the corner
any minute now.
705
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:20,988
At least, Gatling will be
coming around the corner.
706
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:26,796
Come on, Gatling!
707
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:29,960
Close up on him, Little Joe!
708
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,101
Close up on him!
709
00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:35,670
Gatling in front.
710
00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:37,399
This not so good
for this bookmaker.
711
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:40,409
All right, folks, all right,
folks, you saw it for yourself--
712
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,206
Gatling two lengths ahead!
713
00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:44,110
Odds are now 20 to one!
714
00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:47,475
20 to one--I give same odd.
715
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:48,618
20 to one.
716
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:50,245
You take Gatling,
you take Gatling.
717
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,720
We keep money in family.
718
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:53,848
All right, now,
you wait your turn now, boy.
719
00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:56,222
All right, now-- hey, give me
back that, give it back.
720
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,192
You know,
I hate to take your money.
721
00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,353
Yeah, I'll bet you do.
722
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:00,863
You want to add
another half year's salary
723
00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:03,058
to that bet, Mr. Cartwright?
724
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,760
Jock, why don't we make it
another full year?
725
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:08,168
That'll make it two years.
726
00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:09,796
It's a bet.
727
00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,869
Everything's gonna be
all right, Sally.
728
00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:15,377
You think you got problems?
729
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,175
Mrs. Henry's got problems
just as bad.
730
00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:18,907
She's real brave about it.
731
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,644
Hoss? Hoss!
732
00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:23,652
I got to go back
in the house, Sally.
733
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:24,788
I-I'll be right back.
734
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:27,922
You lay right here, you hear?
735
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:29,492
Look out for that hot water.
736
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,459
You stay.
I'll be right back.
737
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:35,225
I got to go in the house
just a minute.
738
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:40,699
Hoss, you'd better
come in here quick!
739
00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:42,839
Hoss!
740
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:45,833
Hoss!
741
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:52,806
Here they come.
742
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:56,930
- Go! -Make it
another thousand, Ellery?
743
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:57,954
No, no! Go, Gatling!
744
00:40:58,022 --> 00:40:59,581
- All right, Joe! Run him!
- Go, boy!
745
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:04,185
21 to one, boys.
746
00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:06,854
Come on, you big spenders;
21 to one!
747
00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:08,898
21 to one. I give same odd.
748
00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,126
Twenty--What's the matter?
749
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:11,267
You no bet?
750
00:41:11,268 --> 00:41:12,268
Keep money in family.
751
00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:13,336
All the same.
752
00:41:13,337 --> 00:41:14,828
21 to one--Gatling.
753
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,201
What you crying about, ma'am?
754
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,260
I-I told you I was gonna be
right back, didn't I?
755
00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:19,640
Everything's gonna be all right.
756
00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:22,278
Sally's calling, ma'am.
757
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:23,974
I-I got to go back out
to the barn now.
758
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,275
Don't you let nothing happen
till I get back, you hear?
759
00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:29,683
Hoss, I'm afraid I don't have
much to say about it.
760
00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:32,288
Yes'm.
761
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:33,518
Well, I'll be right back.
762
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:34,716
You-You stay right here.
763
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,099
Don't you go nowhere, you hear?
764
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,126
I'll be right back.
765
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:58,813
Sally, what you
holding out on me for?
766
00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:00,349
If you're gonna do something,
do it.
767
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:01,852
If you don't, Mrs. Henry's
gonna beat you to it.
768
00:42:01,986 --> 00:42:02,976
She's gonna be calling me
any minute.
769
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,120
Now, come on, here.
770
00:42:09,226 --> 00:42:10,558
Come on, Joe!
771
00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:16,158
Come on, Joe!
772
00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:20,969
Yahoo!
773
00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:25,671
Yahoo!
774
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,806
I don't know
what in the world happened.
775
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:33,508
That's the worst race
Gatling ever run!
776
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:37,019
$1,000, Ellery.
777
00:42:37,154 --> 00:42:38,782
What did you say
that mare's name is?
778
00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:39,913
Well, her name is Clementine,
779
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,616
but I think from the look
on your face,
780
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:43,694
we ought to call her
"Old Sorry" from now on.
781
00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:46,521
It ain't funny.
782
00:42:46,664 --> 00:42:48,963
Don't feel so sad.
783
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:52,399
We keep all money in family.
784
00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:55,004
Hey, Joe, that was
a wonderful race!
785
00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:56,166
- Wonderful.
- Thank you.
786
00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:57,307
Hey.
787
00:42:57,341 --> 00:42:59,572
Oh, Pa, you said half the bet.
788
00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:03,003
All right, men,
don't rush me now!
789
00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,410
Get back in line!
790
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:05,548
Don't rush me!
791
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,053
Hey, thanks.
792
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:21,930
Hoss! Hoss!
793
00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,700
Sally, don't you do nothing
till I get back, you hear?
794
00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,135
Don't you do nothing.
You just lay there.
795
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,272
I'll be right back.
796
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,400
Stay calm.
797
00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:34,568
Hoss!
798
00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,839
Hoss!
799
00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:43,077
Hoss!
800
00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:05,568
Jock, where in tarnation
have you been?
801
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,296
Don't tell me; I know.
802
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,602
Been out collecting taxes while
I'm here delivering your twins.
803
00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:11,868
Fine husband you are.
804
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,568
Fine father you're gonna make.
805
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,111
Father?!
806
00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:16,269
You mean...
807
00:45:16,413 --> 00:45:18,348
You mean you, Hoss...
808
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:19,882
You bring my twins
into the world?
809
00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:21,818
Go in there in the house
and see for yourself.
810
00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:24,521
Hey, Jock.
811
00:45:24,655 --> 00:45:25,816
Keep it quiet.
812
00:45:25,956 --> 00:45:27,117
He may be asleep.
813
00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:43,967
There's only one!
814
00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:45,974
Where'd you hide my other baby?!
815
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:47,635
Where did you put it?!
816
00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:50,009
Where did you,
where did you put him?!
817
00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:51,445
In the barn, Jock.
818
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,606
Oh.
819
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,809
The barn?!
820
00:45:53,951 --> 00:45:57,149
You can't put my other baby
in the barn!
821
00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:12,102
Sally, Sally, Sally, I-I never
knew it would be like this.
822
00:46:12,236 --> 00:46:15,206
Oh, you've got
a fine little colt.
823
00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:18,070
He's gonna be our pride and joy.
824
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,040
And you ought to see the boy.
825
00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:23,443
He-He's so handsome,
I'm going to call him Hoss.
826
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,378
Hoss Cartwright Henry.
827
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,920
Oh, Jock,
don't-don't carry on so.
828
00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:33,820
I-I think I'm gonna cry.
829
00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:36,017
I think you are, too.
830
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:45,762
That's right, Mr. Cartwright.
831
00:46:45,903 --> 00:46:47,667
We got us a problem, haven't we?
832
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,829
Yes, we have, Jock.
833
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,668
I still owe you a year's salary.
834
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,640
No, two years' salary.
835
00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:54,472
- Two years' salary?
- Yeah.
836
00:46:54,611 --> 00:46:56,273
Yeah, he, uh, lost it
on a horse race.
837
00:46:56,413 --> 00:46:57,676
Oh, it was a fair bet, Hoss.
838
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,979
You see, I-I bet him
against his two years' salary--
839
00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:02,838
you know, supposing
he was gonna be working.
840
00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:04,855
Now, if he wasn't
gonna be working, I...
841
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,288
Mr. Cartwright, are you
suggesting that I quit my job?
842
00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:09,893
No, I'm not
suggesting that at all.
843
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:12,188
I was just saying that
I didn't actually bet you money,
844
00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:15,061
I bet against two years' salary,
and if you're not working...
845
00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:18,226
Oh, I, uh, well, I sure wish
I could go along with that,
846
00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:20,769
Mr. Cartwright, but Dave Hart--
he really needs me
847
00:47:20,904 --> 00:47:22,225
down at
the tax collecting office.
848
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:26,538
Jock, I know Dave needs you, but
Ellen needs you much more now.
849
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:27,736
I've been talking to her.
850
00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:29,506
She's so unhappy
with you away on that
851
00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:30,773
tax collecting job all the time.
852
00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:33,247
And now with Sally and the colt
and adding in the baby,
853
00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:34,510
she needs you all the more.
854
00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:35,651
You really think so?
855
00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:37,347
- Oh, I know so.
- I think you're right.
856
00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:38,719
And you know something else?
857
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,336
When I first took that job, Dave
told me it was only temporary.
858
00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,660
Temporary?
859
00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:48,288
All the conniving,
and the job was only temporary.
860
00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:53,364
Thank you, Mr. Cartwright.
861
00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:55,165
You're welcome, Jock.
862
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,747
Joe, take your hat off.
863
00:48:09,253 --> 00:48:11,245
That's for the baby.
864
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:15,654
That's for Ellen.
865
00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:17,488
Family contribute
for little colt.
866
00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:18,652
Good.
867
00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:21,822
You contribute, Mr. Hoss?
868
00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:24,196
I think I done contributed
enough to this outfit.
869
00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:25,358
I think he has, too.
870
00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:28,266
I take to Missy Ellen.
871
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:29,405
Clean up house.
872
00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:31,169
Make big pot mulligan stew.
873
00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:33,368
- Good.
- Good boy, Hop Sing.
874
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:48,008
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875
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:50,620
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