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Mysterious.
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Ooh.
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Where are you taking me?
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[alarm chirps]
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Nice try!
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Didn't you check
the license plate?
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I'm sorry, I was busy sourcing
a hundred yards of dog leashes.
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What happened to my car?
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Run!
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♪ [vocalizing]
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[Emily on radio]
Attention all trucks.
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You are never gonna guess
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what I'm about to tell you.
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Oh, my God, are we
merging precincts again?
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No, guys, there is a new movie
coming out about animal control,
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and the star really wants
to play the role accurately.
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So, he's coming here today
to shadow one of you!
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Oh, yeah? What washed-up
box office poison
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canceled wannabe wants to
grace us with his--
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It's Bradley Boyd.
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B-Bradley Boyd?
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The action star of
the Defuser franchise?
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The only thing
he can't defuse...
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[both] Is himself!
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Is himself, yeah.
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Because he's a live wire.
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See, it works on two levels.
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-No, I get it. I get it.
-But second--
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He's gonna shadow me,
I claim it, and I will fight
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anyone on this,
especially Templeton.
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Hey, Emily, any, uh,
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other big announcements
you wanna make today
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over the radio?
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I don't know, I think having
a movie star
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at the office is
pretty neato mosquito.
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Americans are so obsessed
with celebrities.
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Nobody bothers famous people
in New Zealand.
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That's 'cause
you don't have any.
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Yeah, we do, and when
I see Brian Sergent
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at the fish and chip shop,
I leave him alone.
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Hello!
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He played Trevor the Rat
in Meet the Feebles.
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Totally...
Totally, totally. Um...
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Hey, Templeton, can I see you
in my office for a second?
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Uh, actually, anything
you have to say to me,
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you can say loudly to all.
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Okay, well, your prescriptions
are at Bettany's desk,
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but I'd prefer if you stop
forwarding them to the office.
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-No, no.
- They get mixed in
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-with the dog meds, and...
-Stop talking.
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all of the dogs are aroused.
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Copy.
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Oh! Hi.
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[singing] Waffle time.
Waffle time.
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Hey, do you know why
Templeton's so pouty today?
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I-I checked, and no
swimsuit models from the 80s
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recently passed, so...
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I think he was hoping
you would say something
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about his birthday.
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It's his birthday? Today?
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Why didn't someone
say something?
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Well, Daisy would've, but she's
on her Beatlemania cruise.
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She keeps sending me
pictures of herself
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in the octopus's garden.
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It's really just
a swimming pool.
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Oh, man. I have
to make it up to him.
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I'm supposed to pretend
to love everyone the same.
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Like a stepmom with
three new kids.
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You got it, stepmom.
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11:00 AM waffles.
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Oh, I miss those.
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Used to be my thing. [chuckles]
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I don't know if you noticed
or not, but I've been, uh,
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trying to tighten the cage.
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Oh. Yeah, man.
That thing is padlocked.
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Got this family
reunion coming up.
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-Uh-huh.
-Going on a ten-day
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juice cleanse to kind of
get across the finish line.
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So, it's ten days.
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Just juice. No solids.
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Maybe the occasional nut milk.
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You know I love a challenge.
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If you want somebody
to paddle down
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the Juice River with you,
I'm there.
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No, I don't think
you understand.
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See, I had to mentally prepare
for this thing for weeks.
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It would just break you.
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Dude, I was nearly
an Olympic athlete.
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I bet I'd last longer
than you.
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You throwin' down
the gauntlet?
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Oh, I think it's been thrown.
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My middle name
is self-control.
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It's on.
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Yeah, it is.
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But not for money
because Maya gets upset.
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Oh, for God's sake.
He's an actor, not the Pope.
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He disarmed the Pope in
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Defuser 4:
White Smoke/Black Smoke.
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He's here!
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Bradley Boyd is here.
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Damn it! That's mine.
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You can't own a pose.
It's public domain.
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Hey! High five.
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Alright.
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Um, everyone, I'd like
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to introduce you to
Mr. Bradley Boyd.
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[applause]
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It is an honor.
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Hi. Frank Shaw.
Former detective.
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I don't typically gush,
but, uh...
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I like your movies.
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Frank is one of our most
capable officers,
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and he'll be showing you
around today.
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Now, my knowledge
of animals is limited.
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Even though I did
defuse an exploding python
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in a TikTok promo.
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I know you're used to
a lot of action, but...
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get ready to see some
crazy stuff.
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I'm talkin' apex predators.
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You.
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I love your energy, baby.
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Straight guys are so gay.
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[Templeton grunting]
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Oh.
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Sorry, you caught me
on groin day.
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If you're gonna gawk,
at least throw me a tip.
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So, I just came to say, um,
happy birthday, Templeton!
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Uh, sorry I didn't give you
a shout out
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this morning,
but we made you a card.
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-On copy paper.
-Yeah.
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With one signature.
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From all of us?
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This card wasn't passed around.
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This card has zero passage.
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Oh, okay.
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It's a little harsh, but...
you are right.
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You deserve more.
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You know, at the two-three,
we used to write and perform
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poems for birthdays.
Odes, epics.
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Typical two-two behavior
to half-ass
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my special day on purpose.
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No, no, no,
it wasn't on purpose.
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Can you please let me
make it up to you?
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Okay, show up to
the multi-purpose room tonight
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for my dip party.
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Uh, like...
like dipping tobacco?
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Gross. No.
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Sharing dips with
my closest friends.
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Bean. Spinach artichoke.
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Snickerdoodle hummus dessert.
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Yum. And I will be there.
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I'll-I'll bring guacamole.
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Yawn.
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Don't forget to bring
lots of neutral crackers.
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I can do that.
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Love your workout.
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Sorry the gerbil call
took so long.
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I mean, we do have to weigh
them, though.
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It's protocol.
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Yeah, well, I apologize
for being so skittish.
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Gotta bring that up
with my Chakra guy.
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Could be a blockage.
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You know, I rescued
24 animals in 24 hours.
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How would I know that?
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[Victoria] Watch out!
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Future handbag comin' through.
I'm kidding.
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Yeah, I had to wrestle
this guy off
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an unlicensed street performer.
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Pike Place got quite the show.
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How did you get the call?
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I usually handle
the bitey stuff.
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Because it wasn't a call,
I just saw it
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and I took initiative.
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Oh, you know what,
my trainer says initiative
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is the first step
to doing something.
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Yeah. Do you want me
to take his math tape off
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so you can get a pic
with your head in there?
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Yes, I would love that.
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[Patel] Ooh.
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Sittin' down already?
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Just a little double vision,
but other than that,
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it's all good.
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Mmm.
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Yeah, your body's detoxing
from all the sugar
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you had at breakfast.
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[scoffs] Whatever.
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It's called hyper slough.
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Pretty common for
the ill-prepared.
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Ungh.
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Dead man wobbling.
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Hey.
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My dad's a dead man.
You take that back.
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I said what I said.
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I shouldn't have had so many
fudgesicles last night.
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Hey, I need your help.
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Clear the annex kennel
and your conscience.
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Okay.
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I am a weak
but willing partner.
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Can I bring my juice?
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Is that a painting of you?
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Oh, it's my grandpa.
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He was painted when weight
equated to great wealth.
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[growls]
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Feral dog on the loose!
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He's out for blood!
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-Ahh!
-Careful.
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[howls]
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It's a dangerous animal.
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Thankfully...
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so am I.
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[intense music plays]
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[Boyd] He's shooting
dog treats. That's bad ass.
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Whoa.
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[Shred] She's eating!
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Frank.
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Yo.
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Consider the situation defused.
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[Boyd] What?!
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Frank, that was epic!
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Give me a glimpse
into your insides.
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What are the feels like
in that moment?
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Ehh, does the wind feel?
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I mean, it just is, right?
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Damn it, that's beautiful.
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I wish we could go deeper,
but I have to get to set.
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You know what?
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You should come with me.
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I have to work,
but I can quit.
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You ever ride in the back
of a Kia Soul?
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I'm just messing.
It's a Lambo.
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-With the butterfly doors?
-Hell yeah.
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I mean, yeah,
we can take yours.
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All right, let's go.
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♪
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Frank! Free.
It's all free.
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What are you doing here?
It's guest of talent only.
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Yeah, the Bombinator invited me
after I bagged that caiman.
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Oh, he was just being nice.
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You should probably go
before you embarrass yourself.
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No, he sent a car,
and there was a driver
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standing with an iPad
that said Victoria.
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Don't be jealous.
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[bell ringing]
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Alright, let's get it quiet
on set.
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[crunches loudly]
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[Director]
... quiet on set.
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Are you still hungry?
'Cause I can bring you
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a pail of corn nuts.
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Oh, hey, Natty, baby.
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-You hear me?
-Yeah.
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Uh, I'm gonna try something
on this one, alright?
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Stay on your toes.
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You got it, Bradley Boyd!
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Action!
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Thank you.
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Oh...
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When you said
this was single source,
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was that source the garbage?
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[laughs]
260
00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:35,651
He kinda sounds like you.
261
00:09:35,884 --> 00:09:37,655
I mean, can't a hero...
262
00:09:37,688 --> 00:09:38,890
get a decent cup of joe?
263
00:09:39,157 --> 00:09:42,130
I captured 24 animals
in 24 hours.
264
00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:44,467
Oh, yeah. That's definitely you.
265
00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:46,806
Oh, this movie's gonna be
even better than I thought.
266
00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,109
[can cracks open]
267
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,278
Oh, damn it.
268
00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:50,814
[Mexican style music plays]
269
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:52,985
What is this?
270
00:09:53,018 --> 00:09:54,756
Shred Taylor arranged this.
271
00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:57,294
And made sure that
we had extra al pastor.
272
00:09:57,327 --> 00:09:58,730
That's my favorite!
273
00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,701
[on radio] Patel to Shred.
Go to hell!
274
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,770
Go straight to hell!
275
00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:03,574
Who's weak now? Bitch!
276
00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:05,911
Sorry. Sorry, I'm hungry. Sorry.
277
00:10:05,944 --> 00:10:07,882
You know, you were supposed
to help me, not sabotage me
278
00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:09,686
with juicy spinning meats
and oh, my God,
279
00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:10,487
is that a horchata bar?
280
00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:12,591
Well, you stepped to me
with the competition.
281
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:13,994
I'm gonna step
right back, brother.
282
00:10:14,028 --> 00:10:15,764
Till we're stepping
all over each other's
283
00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:16,800
toes and stuff.
284
00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,169
Quesadillas are seconds away!
285
00:10:19,105 --> 00:10:20,975
I'm gonna go lock myself
in the kennel,
286
00:10:21,008 --> 00:10:23,146
and I hope the smell
of urine is overwhelming.
287
00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:24,649
[car honking]
288
00:10:24,683 --> 00:10:25,884
I'm on a cleanse!
289
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,989
Hey, uh, great stuff out there.
290
00:10:28,256 --> 00:10:30,828
Um, you know, uh,
Victoria said something funny.
291
00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:32,665
She said you were doing
an impression of me?
292
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,602
Keen eye, that one.
293
00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:36,506
But I need to work on
your mannerisms.
294
00:10:36,506 --> 00:10:39,679
Oh. Well, um,
I'm known for my posture.
295
00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,283
I'm six-three, but,
uh, I read six-six.
296
00:10:42,317 --> 00:10:43,086
Uh, I...
297
00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,689
cross my arms a lot,
both to
298
00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:47,193
judge people
and keep myself warm.
299
00:10:47,193 --> 00:10:48,496
What else? Um...
300
00:10:48,864 --> 00:10:52,003
Your knitted brow
indicates both intelligence
301
00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:54,642
and a cynical skepticism
towards the world.
302
00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:55,644
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
303
00:10:55,677 --> 00:10:58,082
[both mm-hmm back and forth]
304
00:10:58,315 --> 00:10:59,652
Mm-hmm?
305
00:10:59,886 --> 00:11:03,860
[singing] The Rum Tum Tugger
is a curious cat.
306
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:09,705
[singing] The Rum Tum Tugger
is a terrible boy!
307
00:11:10,139 --> 00:11:13,580
I always wondered what it
was like to hang out with me.
308
00:11:13,614 --> 00:11:15,350
-This is great.
-This has been so helpful.
309
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,320
I've been trying to put
my finger on the essence
310
00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:19,291
of this character
and I finally have it.
311
00:11:20,594 --> 00:11:21,730
He's a dick.
312
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,368
Well, I don't know
if I'd call him that.
313
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:25,169
I mean...
314
00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:28,677
he probably gardens
and reads literature.
315
00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,213
Maybe a proud cat dad.
316
00:11:30,247 --> 00:11:30,948
Okay, I like this.
317
00:11:31,182 --> 00:11:34,020
He uses his sarcasm
to protect himself.
318
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,791
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
That's what he does.
319
00:11:35,824 --> 00:11:37,294
Hey, um...
320
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:38,663
I'm full. Let's go.
321
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,668
Oh, so you're ready to go?
322
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:41,469
You sure you don't wanna
323
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:42,404
crunch your way through
the next scene, too?
324
00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:45,578
Well, I had to do something.
Your scene was so boring.
325
00:11:45,611 --> 00:11:46,546
[Frank] Probably went
over your head.
326
00:11:46,813 --> 00:11:48,817
I assume you spent your school
years under the bleachers.
327
00:11:48,851 --> 00:11:50,788
I would be offended if
that wasn't entirely true.
328
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,123
[bell rings]
329
00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:54,862
Uh, in high school,
my principal allowed me
330
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,332
to call him by his first name.
331
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,835
Geoffrey.
332
00:11:57,869 --> 00:11:59,739
I have a movie-related question.
333
00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:01,643
How do you smash a glass
bottle over someone's head
334
00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:02,712
without them bleeding out?
335
00:12:02,745 --> 00:12:03,581
Oh, he can't tell you that.
336
00:12:03,847 --> 00:12:05,984
It's one of the many secrets
of the silver screen.
337
00:12:06,653 --> 00:12:07,921
We use sugar glass.
338
00:12:08,256 --> 00:12:09,157
Huh.
339
00:12:10,393 --> 00:12:11,863
You fascinate me.
340
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:15,837
I'm gonna see if props will
send you over a six-pack.
341
00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:21,917
Wait... is he into you?
Wait, are you into him?
342
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,821
No. He's a stupid celebrity.
343
00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:25,925
I just like being here
because it's not work.
344
00:12:26,192 --> 00:12:28,329
Uh, you're in my chair. Move.
345
00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:30,266
Also, am I a dick?
346
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,705
Yeah, massive. Sh!
347
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:35,811
I don't know why you only wear
this on laundry day.
348
00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:37,246
I mean, this is peak Emily.
349
00:12:37,246 --> 00:12:39,686
I look like I went swimming
in a lost and found.
350
00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:41,288
Wait, you have
to throw away ketchup, too?
351
00:12:41,321 --> 00:12:42,056
It's all a temptation.
352
00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:43,861
Alright, you are this close
to turning into
353
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:45,196
a cartoon turkey leg.
354
00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:46,332
-Really?
-Yeah.
355
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,233
[notification alert]
356
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,168
Oh, no! No!
357
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:52,110
Oh, I totally forgot about
Templeton's dip party thing.
358
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:54,916
I'm gonna be late-late
and not ten minutes early late.
359
00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:56,720
But we still have
to get through all the salsas.
360
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,857
Oh, yeah.
I need that, actually.
361
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,061
-Okay, bye.
-Bye!
362
00:13:02,164 --> 00:13:03,165
Hmm.
363
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,169
Not a great turnout.
364
00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:06,974
Hey, what are you doing?
365
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,311
Don't get your hair in there.
You don't have a hairnet on.
366
00:13:09,311 --> 00:13:09,979
[Templeton] Disgusting.
367
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:10,914
Oh, my gosh,
I'm so sorry I'm late.
368
00:13:11,315 --> 00:13:13,921
There was, um, traffic.
There was, there was cars and--
369
00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:15,524
-Save it, save it.
-Oh.
370
00:13:15,557 --> 00:13:17,193
Okay, you already missed
the toast and the roast
371
00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:18,228
and the birthday spankings.
372
00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:22,037
Not to mention you're dressed
like a common subway flasher.
373
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:24,107
Okay, a flasher would never
wear as big of underwear
374
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,109
as I have on right now, so...
375
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:28,784
You know, you say you want this
happy merger of the precincts.
376
00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:29,585
Yet you don't even show up
377
00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:31,890
for one of your key officer's
special days.
378
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,894
And where are the two-two
losers, where are they?
379
00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:36,065
Oh. Oh, I know. You probably
didn't invite them.
380
00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:38,035
Well, I didn't realize
I was supposed to.
381
00:13:38,035 --> 00:13:39,705
You don't realize much, do you?
382
00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:41,242
Like your plummeting
approval ratings.
383
00:13:41,275 --> 00:13:42,110
-What?
-Yeah.
384
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:43,714
I did a Survey Monkey.
385
00:13:43,747 --> 00:13:44,582
Okay, let me guess.
386
00:13:44,816 --> 00:13:45,517
These people are the only
ones who filled it out?
387
00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:48,456
These people... do you see
what I'm shielding you from?
388
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:49,759
She's like this all the time.
389
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:51,329
I'm-I'm just using
plural pronouns.
390
00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:52,130
Don't agitate them.
391
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,001
You're right. I shouldn't make
this about them,
392
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:54,869
'cause it's about me.
393
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,873
And you don't like me,
and that's why you dissed me
394
00:13:56,907 --> 00:13:57,775
on my special day.
395
00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:58,643
And not for nothing,
396
00:13:58,877 --> 00:14:00,514
but you're not pulling off
those basketball shorts.
397
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:01,516
Yes, I am.
398
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,019
You don't know fashion, okay?
399
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:04,522
I-I am pulling them off.
400
00:14:04,555 --> 00:14:05,891
You know what, Templeton?
401
00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:07,761
You're right.
I-I don't like you.
402
00:14:07,795 --> 00:14:08,429
And why would I?
403
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,799
You're crude,
you're disrespectful,
404
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,203
and you've said from day one
that you're coming for my job.
405
00:14:12,203 --> 00:14:14,174
So, I did not forget
your birthday on purpose.
406
00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:16,312
But maybe there was some kinda
subconscious thing going on
407
00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:19,384
'cause most of the time,
you act like such a D-I-C...
408
00:14:19,752 --> 00:14:21,222
Oh, you can't say the K.
409
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:23,459
[whispers] K...
-[crowd gasps]
410
00:14:24,027 --> 00:14:26,766
I'm sorry, team, for swearing.
I'm just gonna go, but...
411
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:27,634
I'm taking this with me.
412
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,841
And I made you a really
nice salsa, a pico de gallo.
413
00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:31,876
So.
414
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,378
Pico de bye-o.
415
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:34,715
[bell rings]
416
00:14:34,882 --> 00:14:36,351
Director said you wanted
to speak with me?
417
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:38,356
Specifically not Victoria.
What's up?
418
00:14:38,389 --> 00:14:42,363
I'm supposed to release this
rehabilitated eagle, right?
419
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:45,370
But he just stands on my arm.
There's no spark.
420
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:47,975
And, I mean, we supposedly,
you know,
421
00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:49,979
just saved
a school bus together.
422
00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:52,183
Well, chemistry is tricky.
You can't fake it.
423
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:55,123
That's why 50 percent of all
eagle marriages end in divorce.
424
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:56,225
Damn.
425
00:14:56,492 --> 00:14:58,128
Well, let me know if you
think of something, okay?
426
00:14:58,495 --> 00:15:01,101
Oh, and by the way, uh,
what's your vacation policy?
427
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,173
I mean, is a two-week trip
to San Sebastián in the cards?
428
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,345
Well, uh, I, uh...
429
00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:09,117
I mean, between vacation days,
uh, sick days,
430
00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:11,856
and inventing dead relatives,
I can make any trip work.
431
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,092
Awesome.
432
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:16,065
You know, I'm thinking about
flying Victoria over on the PJ
433
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,868
for the Tempranillo harvest.
434
00:15:18,102 --> 00:15:19,304
[Victoria] Bradley.
435
00:15:19,304 --> 00:15:20,306
Oop.
436
00:15:22,177 --> 00:15:24,949
Uh, back to your
earlier question.
437
00:15:24,982 --> 00:15:27,154
Uh, look that eagle
straight in the eye.
438
00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:30,025
They respond very well
to unbroken eye contact.
439
00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:32,363
I can do that.
440
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,902
[Director] Okay, we're framed.
441
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:35,937
And...
442
00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:37,508
Action.
443
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,543
[eagle chirping]
444
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:41,582
Looks like those kids are gonna
get to recess after all.
445
00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:44,589
[high-pitched whistle]
446
00:15:44,622 --> 00:15:45,423
[screeches]
447
00:15:45,624 --> 00:15:46,358
[Boyd screams]
448
00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:49,632
-[Director] Cut! Cut! Cut!
-[Boyd] My leg!
449
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:55,176
Why would he ever antagonize
that bird on purpose?
450
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,213
Who knows? He's an actor.
451
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:02,023
I didn't put him in
the hospital, the eagle did.
452
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:03,527
I mean, and the bird
didn't even touch him.
453
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,495
He had an anxiety attack
454
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,333
and is now refusing to go back
to work because you told him
455
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,037
to stare down a bird of prey.
456
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,907
Now the entire movie is on hold.
457
00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:12,177
Seattle needs this, Frank.
458
00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,947
This could be
the next Sleepless.
459
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,083
Well, technically,
You've Got Mail
460
00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:15,885
was the next Sleepless.
461
00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:18,055
Alright, I need you to go down
to the hotel,
462
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:20,493
apologize to Bradley,
and get him back to set.
463
00:16:20,627 --> 00:16:22,163
No. He called me a dick.
464
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:24,000
Okay, well, the mayor's
media liaison
465
00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,171
is really breathing down
my neck for this one,
466
00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:27,675
so, now I'm breathing
down yours.
467
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:29,945
Okay, but are we gonna
address the slanderous
468
00:16:29,979 --> 00:16:30,747
name he called me?
469
00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:33,386
Well, one way to prove
that you're not a--
470
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,791
[clears throat] is to
hat-in-hand yourself down
471
00:16:35,824 --> 00:16:38,129
to the presidential suite
and just get this movie
472
00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,999
back on track. Please.
473
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,970
Okay. Fine.
474
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:43,205
I'll run your little errand.
475
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:44,675
-Thank you.
-And it's not my fault
476
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,413
that sardonic wit goes over
all these morons' heads.
477
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,419
Okay. Yep. I heard it.
478
00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:54,528
I'm officially over the hump.
479
00:16:54,528 --> 00:16:55,965
I'm post-food.
480
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,935
I don't even need this
"If the Cashew Fits".
481
00:16:58,102 --> 00:16:59,171
Post-food?
482
00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:00,006
-Really?
-Y-Yeah.
483
00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:02,210
Oh, great. So you wouldn't
mind if I did this?
484
00:17:02,243 --> 00:17:04,682
No, I wouldn't.
No no no no no no!
485
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:05,483
Of course I mind!
486
00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:07,921
Don't you know false
bravado when you hear it?
487
00:17:07,955 --> 00:17:09,157
You're really losing it, man.
488
00:17:09,191 --> 00:17:10,961
So I guess you wouldn't
mind if I did this?
489
00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:11,729
Oh--
490
00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,165
Of course I mind!
491
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,969
I didn't even bluff
that I didn't!
492
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,139
I'm so hungry
that I'm nauseous.
493
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:17,975
You know what
makes me nauseous?
494
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,312
The way you prance around
the office like you're
495
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:21,882
the world's most charming boy.
496
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,388
Well, you're a grumpy old man
who always needs a nap.
497
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,693
Stop having kids
if you hate 'em so much.
498
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:27,528
At least I can have kids.
499
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,398
That's right, I know all about
your frozen rooster.
500
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:32,003
Perez Hilton was wrong
about my rooster.
501
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,305
It works just fine!
502
00:17:35,978 --> 00:17:36,846
Oh.
503
00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:39,450
What are we-- we're insulting
each other's penises.
504
00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:40,587
I'm out.
505
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:41,622
You win.
506
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:43,593
I need trail mix.
507
00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:45,731
No. Don't do that.
508
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,601
Don't do that. No!
509
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,039
I'm not gonna let you give up.
510
00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:52,176
I can't do this. [sobs]
511
00:17:52,778 --> 00:17:54,515
-Look at me.
-I can't do it.
512
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:55,751
Yes, you can.
513
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,219
Because I can't either.
514
00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:58,288
But together...
515
00:17:58,355 --> 00:17:59,558
we can do anything.
516
00:18:00,761 --> 00:18:02,330
Juice dawgs for life?
517
00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:05,571
Juice dawgs for life.
518
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:07,440
God, our grip strength
is so weak.
519
00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:11,348
So, let me guess, your boss
made you come here to apologize.
520
00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:12,518
It's a good guess.
521
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,588
Just like in Defuser 4
when you had to guess
522
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:15,757
which wire to cut.
523
00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:17,427
Wait, that was all those movies.
524
00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:20,066
I just gotta ask Frankie.
Why? Huh?
525
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,504
Why did you put me
in danger like that?
526
00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:27,113
I didn't like the inaccurate way
you were portraying my industry.
527
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:27,948
You don't...
528
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:30,487
handcuff the animals
and read them their rights.
529
00:18:30,554 --> 00:18:32,691
Some of them
don't understand English.
530
00:18:33,425 --> 00:18:35,698
No, that's not it.
See, I am in you now.
531
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:37,067
I am in your psyche.
532
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:40,974
Something else is motivating
your vindictive choices.
533
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:42,812
No. Get out of my psyche.
Stop it.
534
00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,114
Huh? What is it, jealousy?
535
00:18:44,147 --> 00:18:45,249
Greed?
536
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:46,485
[gasps]
537
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,556
Unrequited love?
538
00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:52,430
Whoa! That bidet is crazy.
539
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,733
Oh. Hi.
540
00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:55,537
You're here?
541
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,408
Oh.
542
00:18:58,576 --> 00:18:59,545
Nice.
543
00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:01,415
Little bang-hang.
544
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,452
Yeah, yeah, I-I feel that.
545
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,191
Anyway, um...
546
00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:08,029
sorry about the bird.
547
00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:09,097
Um, see you at work.
548
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:12,136
I'll put the Do Not Disturb
sign up as I leave.
549
00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:13,372
Okay.
550
00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:16,044
Hey...
551
00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:20,186
I just, uh, I wanted to
apologize, uh, for last night.
552
00:19:20,219 --> 00:19:22,157
Even though our
relationship is--
553
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,058
-Terrible.
-Yeah.
554
00:19:23,325 --> 00:19:27,033
It's not great, but, I mean,
that's partly my fault.
555
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,270
I should never have gotten
personal with you last night.
556
00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:30,540
I knew what I signed up for
557
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:32,511
when I agreed to work
for a female.
558
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:33,446
I-I'm trying to apologize here.
559
00:19:33,747 --> 00:19:36,317
I mean, it's not like you didn't
say some things too, right?
560
00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,122
It's kind of a two-way street.
561
00:19:38,657 --> 00:19:41,428
I guess I can have some
big feelings on my special day.
562
00:19:41,461 --> 00:19:44,167
My mom, uh, didn't believe
in celebrating birthdays,
563
00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:47,574
Yet there was always
a cake on Flag Day.
564
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,810
Well...
565
00:19:49,111 --> 00:19:51,248
You know what, I promise to
make better birthday memories
566
00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:53,118
for you, starting right now.
567
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,555
Um. Attention everyone.
568
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:57,894
I would like to publicly
acknowledge the belated birthday
569
00:19:57,928 --> 00:20:00,066
of our very own Templeton Dudge.
570
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,569
Who we're so lucky to have.
571
00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:03,239
And if you wouldn't
mind following me
572
00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:06,211
into the kitchen, I have
a little surprise waiting.
573
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:10,286
[singing] Happy birthday to you.
574
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:13,560
Happy birthday to you.
575
00:20:13,594 --> 00:20:16,699
Why are we stopping?
Let's keep going.
576
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:17,735
Ha-- no!
577
00:20:17,735 --> 00:20:19,303
What the heck, you guys?
578
00:20:19,337 --> 00:20:20,507
I'm so sorry.
We're so sorry.
579
00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:22,177
Our-our grip strength was weak.
580
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,647
[mouthful]
Look away! Don't look at us.
581
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,484
Really twisting the knife
on my special day, boss.
582
00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,924
Well, if that's how
you wanna play it, game on.
583
00:20:28,924 --> 00:20:30,226
No! No no no no no!
584
00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:31,629
No, Templeton, this
wasn't on purpose.
585
00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:32,631
So sorry.
586
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,300
[Frank] Victoria.
587
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,139
You and Bradley.
588
00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:39,310
So, you've fallen under
the spell of a celebrity.
589
00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:40,581
It's pretty American of you.
590
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,851
And I ate my body weight
in peanut butter M&Ms.
591
00:20:42,884 --> 00:20:44,087
Pretty American of me.
592
00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:46,726
Well, I think that movie's
gonna be a bust.
593
00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:48,764
I mean, his impression
of me is...
594
00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:50,199
Right. You're right.
595
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:51,536
His impression of you
was way off
596
00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:53,806
because you were amazing
last night.
597
00:20:54,909 --> 00:20:56,277
It was hot.
598
00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:05,897
Hey, Shred. I would've
never eaten that cake
599
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,366
if it wasn't for you.
600
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,537
[gasps] Patel! No!
601
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:09,505
What are you doing?
602
00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:10,641
That was my partner.
603
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,745
Now, who's gonna
get me my coffee?
604
00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:13,579
No!
605
00:21:13,579 --> 00:21:15,316
[Emily] We are civilized people!
606
00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:17,120
Please stop fighting!
607
00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:20,661
No! Oh, my God,
I'm calling 911.
608
00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:21,629
Gotcha!
609
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:24,701
It's sugar glass from
props department.
610
00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:27,106
Uh-huh, then...
then why is Frank bleeding?
611
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:29,512
[Victoria] Wait, wait.
Frank, are you okay?
612
00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:31,616
Whoa. Fake blood. Nice!
613
00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:34,922
Nope. Uh, I think I bit into
my tongue when I fell.
614
00:21:34,955 --> 00:21:35,924
I gotta go to the hospital.
615
00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:38,829
And this is why we don't play
with movie props at the office.
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