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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,105 --> 00:00:08,105 Downloaded from CINEFREAK.NET 2 00:01:10,605 --> 00:01:13,646 Do they lay you face up or face down in your grave? 3 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:15,688 We cremate our dead, so I'm not sure. 4 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,230 [reporter 1] Mr Amre, what would you like to say? 5 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:48,188 I am here to give these people one last and final warning. 6 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:52,396 Under the guise of massage parlours, they're running sleazy businesses 7 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,480 and attempting to defame India's great culture and value system. 8 00:01:56,521 --> 00:01:59,021 And I swear by the thousands of workers standing with me, 9 00:01:59,105 --> 00:02:01,271 if I win the upcoming elections… 10 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,813 I will shut down this entire illegal racket. 11 00:02:04,396 --> 00:02:05,730 And for our country's women, 12 00:02:05,813 --> 00:02:07,813 who work in these suspicious massage parlours, 13 00:02:08,438 --> 00:02:11,480 I shall do everything I can to find them honest employment 14 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:13,230 and help them get back on their feet again. 15 00:02:13,313 --> 00:02:14,396 That is all I have to say. 16 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,521 - What kind of leader do we want? - [reporter 2] One more question, sir! 17 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:21,480 [laughs] 18 00:02:23,813 --> 00:02:24,938 [laughs] 19 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:26,271 Hey! 20 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,063 Not here. 21 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:31,855 Only inside. 22 00:02:32,688 --> 00:02:34,188 - Okay! - Go! 23 00:02:36,105 --> 00:02:37,313 Go! 24 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,396 [moaning] 25 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,521 [Amre] Say my name, Amre. 26 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,646 - Amru, Amru. - [moaning] 27 00:03:19,188 --> 00:03:22,688 Respected sir, I have recorded everything you did in your room today. 28 00:03:22,771 --> 00:03:24,730 Sending you a teaser. Also note, sir, 29 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:28,563 if anything happens to me, even a viral flu, your video will go viral too. 30 00:03:31,438 --> 00:03:34,730 [man] Listen, I'm sorry, madam. I don't think you understand. 31 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:38,313 In the last two days, I've called you six times already. 32 00:03:38,396 --> 00:03:39,813 [operator] I understand, sir. 33 00:03:39,896 --> 00:03:41,855 May I please put you on hold for two minutes? 34 00:03:41,938 --> 00:03:44,563 No, no, no. Please don't put me on hold. 35 00:03:44,646 --> 00:03:46,605 As it is, the music you play is terrible. 36 00:03:47,146 --> 00:03:48,355 You're not getting it. 37 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,230 - Six rupees. - Good morning, sir. 38 00:03:51,313 --> 00:03:54,521 You know, in last month's phone bill, my wife had to pay six rupees extra. 39 00:03:54,605 --> 00:03:57,396 [operator] Yes, sir. It will be credited to your account next month. 40 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,771 - But why are you panting, sir? - Why am I panting? 41 00:04:00,813 --> 00:04:02,396 [panting] 42 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,105 - What's your name, again? - It's Payal. 43 00:04:05,355 --> 00:04:08,730 So this call I made, is it being recorded for quality purposes? 44 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:10,688 Yes, sir. 45 00:04:10,771 --> 00:04:12,188 Very good. 46 00:04:12,271 --> 00:04:17,063 So, Payal, my dear, I am a 73-year-old man. Okay? 47 00:04:17,146 --> 00:04:18,230 [panting] 48 00:04:18,313 --> 00:04:20,271 This stress you're putting me through… 49 00:04:20,355 --> 00:04:24,563 At this rate, your current customer will become my future widow very soon. 50 00:04:25,313 --> 00:04:26,646 Sir, please don't stress. 51 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:29,563 Your charges will definitely be reversed in your next month's bill. 52 00:04:29,646 --> 00:04:33,480 Next month? Next month, my wife will have to take you to court. 53 00:04:34,105 --> 00:04:35,521 For my… For my heart attack. 54 00:04:35,605 --> 00:04:37,021 [coughs] 55 00:04:38,688 --> 00:04:40,855 Payal, listen. Do me a favour. 56 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:45,313 See, you can refund it to me in cash. I'll come to your headquarters. Okay? 57 00:04:45,396 --> 00:04:47,480 [operator] Sorry, sir. I can only credit it. 58 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:50,313 But thank you for calling Telecorex. An executive… 59 00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:57,855 Good morning, uncle. 60 00:04:58,605 --> 00:05:00,021 [panting] 61 00:05:00,105 --> 00:05:01,188 Hey! 62 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:04,230 What? 63 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:06,105 - How much? - 307. 64 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:07,271 Five hundred. 65 00:05:08,396 --> 00:05:11,896 I wasn't out shopping all morning. I have been working out. 66 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,188 Oh, yeah? 67 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,438 - Did you steal this from the temple? - Hey! 68 00:05:16,063 --> 00:05:17,146 - Hey! - Huh? 69 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:21,021 Hey. [stammers] My banana! 70 00:05:21,771 --> 00:05:23,188 My banana. 71 00:05:23,271 --> 00:05:24,521 - He will pay. - [grunts] 72 00:05:24,605 --> 00:05:25,938 Cut it from the rent. 73 00:05:27,521 --> 00:05:28,688 Take a shower for God's sake. 74 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:30,813 - How much is it? - Three hundred and seven. 75 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:31,896 Three hundred and… 76 00:05:34,396 --> 00:05:36,313 Where the hell is he coming from? 77 00:05:39,313 --> 00:05:42,355 Our country's by-lanes may be narrow, 78 00:05:42,438 --> 00:05:45,063 but the stories they tell are very intriguing. 79 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:48,480 Today's incident is no different. 80 00:05:48,563 --> 00:05:52,188 It makes you sit up and wonder, what caused this death? 81 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:55,855 Was it the awful recipe for the okra curry 82 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:59,730 that Pappu's mother criticised in the common group chat? 83 00:05:59,813 --> 00:06:02,146 - There's plenty of natural light. - [reporter] Or was it Mrs Srivastav? 84 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:05,396 Why do you need the light on? Just switch it off. 85 00:06:06,021 --> 00:06:08,396 Mumbai winter doesn't last for more than a few days. 86 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,105 Enjoy. Why do you need the fan? 87 00:06:10,730 --> 00:06:12,313 They say it might even snow this time. 88 00:06:12,396 --> 00:06:13,438 - Really? - Hmm. 89 00:06:13,521 --> 00:06:16,813 Global warming, bro, global warming. Good, we'll save on expenses. 90 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:20,021 Shilpa, why do you have to watch these gory murder mysteries 91 00:06:20,105 --> 00:06:21,105 first thing in the morning? 92 00:06:21,188 --> 00:06:23,438 One day, we too might end up like this. 93 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:25,980 End up like this? 94 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,563 If someone does… 95 00:06:27,646 --> 00:06:28,938 [gasps] 96 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,105 …I'll flip them over. 97 00:06:30,188 --> 00:06:32,688 I don't have a black belt in judo just to hold my pants up. 98 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,688 - I'll save you. - [chuckles] 99 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:36,688 And who will save you from me? 100 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,980 [both chuckle] 101 00:06:39,063 --> 00:06:41,771 What are you staring at? These two gray hairs of mine? 102 00:06:41,855 --> 00:06:43,521 No, no! You're looking hot. 103 00:06:43,605 --> 00:06:45,480 You can go butter your old aunties, okay? 104 00:06:46,063 --> 00:06:48,230 I'll turn into an old hag if we continue to live here. 105 00:06:48,313 --> 00:06:50,563 I'll dye your grey hair with watercolours. 106 00:06:50,646 --> 00:06:52,063 Watercolour will not disguise my grey hair. 107 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,980 This apartment complex shouldn't be called "Peace Apartments," 108 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:56,188 but "Rest in Peace Apartments." 109 00:06:56,271 --> 00:06:57,271 [chuckles] 110 00:06:57,355 --> 00:06:58,855 Why can't we move somewhere else? 111 00:06:59,855 --> 00:07:02,396 Shilpa! Don't start again! 112 00:07:03,105 --> 00:07:05,813 The rent here is so low, it's still stuck in the dark ages. 113 00:07:07,271 --> 00:07:08,271 This… 114 00:07:09,063 --> 00:07:11,605 Mrs Fateha's head scarf. It falls here every day. And you know what? 115 00:07:11,688 --> 00:07:13,855 You won't find a cheaper, prettier place anywhere else. 116 00:07:13,938 --> 00:07:15,605 Honey, I'm serious. 117 00:07:15,688 --> 00:07:17,563 I can't handle these old fogeys anymore. 118 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:18,813 Come on, let's make a baby. 119 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,980 Hey! One second, one second! What's wrong with you? 120 00:07:22,063 --> 00:07:24,271 You're bored, so you have a baby? Is that how it works? 121 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:27,188 Look, if you're bored, watch TV. Scroll reels. 122 00:07:27,938 --> 00:07:30,730 Shilpa, kids are a lifetime investment with zero returns. No benefits at all. 123 00:07:30,813 --> 00:07:32,021 Get lost. 124 00:07:32,105 --> 00:07:33,105 Uh… 125 00:07:34,438 --> 00:07:36,521 Okay, listen. There's some good news. 126 00:07:36,605 --> 00:07:37,938 What is it? 127 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:40,271 I just spoke with the Telecorex people. 128 00:07:40,355 --> 00:07:42,146 - Hmm? - Remember the six bucks? 129 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:44,063 They'll credit it to your next month's bill. 130 00:07:44,146 --> 00:07:45,355 Enjoy! 131 00:07:46,521 --> 00:07:47,605 Six bucks. 132 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:50,146 All this effort for six bloody bucks? 133 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:52,605 Your obsession with money is getting worse. 134 00:07:52,688 --> 00:07:55,230 It's six whole bucks. That's hard-earned money. 135 00:07:55,313 --> 00:07:57,646 You can get two bananas for six bucks if you bargain really hard. 136 00:07:57,730 --> 00:07:58,813 Just forget it. 137 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,521 Would you like some hard-earned porridge or bread? 138 00:08:01,605 --> 00:08:03,271 Neither. 139 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:06,813 Free toast. At Mrs D'Souza's place. 140 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:09,188 By the way, there's also free dinner today. 141 00:08:09,688 --> 00:08:11,313 - Free dinner? How come? - Yeah. 142 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:13,396 You've forgotten? 143 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,980 It's my Guruji's daughter's wedding. 144 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:16,980 Once again? 145 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,563 How many daughters does your Guruji have? 146 00:08:20,313 --> 00:08:23,063 Come home early this evening. We have to pick up a gift. 147 00:08:23,146 --> 00:08:24,313 A gift? 148 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:36,938 [Shilpa's spouse] Mrs D'Souza. 149 00:08:38,021 --> 00:08:39,438 Mrs… 150 00:08:39,521 --> 00:08:41,063 Good morning! 151 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,771 Good morning, Ramakant. 152 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,855 - Good morning. - Hmm, how are you? 153 00:08:44,938 --> 00:08:47,063 - I'm good. Thank you. - Mmm. 154 00:08:47,146 --> 00:08:49,813 And here you go. Medication for your constipation. 155 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:53,396 Ooh! You're such an angel. Thank you for remembering. 156 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,063 Oh, no Mrs D'Souza. If I don't take care of you, who will? 157 00:08:56,146 --> 00:08:57,855 - [Ramakant chuckles] You see… - Mmm. 158 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,063 …I missed my breakfast since I was running around for your medicine. 159 00:09:00,146 --> 00:09:01,646 Oh! Breakfast? 160 00:09:02,271 --> 00:09:03,271 Yeah, sure. 161 00:09:06,271 --> 00:09:07,396 Toast? Ah. 162 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,480 Mmm. 163 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,063 Oh, no, no, no! It's burnt. 164 00:09:11,146 --> 00:09:13,063 - No, no. It's okay. It's okay. - Okay. 165 00:09:13,146 --> 00:09:15,230 This damn toaster's not working properly. 166 00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:20,855 What happened? Did you poop this morning? 167 00:09:20,938 --> 00:09:22,646 I did, a bit. 168 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,563 So, Mrs D'Souza. 169 00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:27,021 Did I tell you Shilpa's going ahead with the IVF? 170 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,146 - We're trying for a baby, you know. - Mm-hmm. 171 00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:31,605 It took a lot of convincing. 172 00:09:32,771 --> 00:09:34,063 But I love kids. 173 00:09:35,188 --> 00:09:38,021 It's very expensive. Our expenses are through the roof. 174 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,605 Mrs D'Souza, 175 00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:45,813 if the rent could be reduced a little, it would be of great help. 176 00:09:46,646 --> 00:09:48,730 - Uh. - Why don't you let me butter your bread? 177 00:09:49,313 --> 00:09:52,730 Mmm. Go slow on the buttering. There will be no discount on the rent. 178 00:09:52,813 --> 00:09:53,896 Bloody con man. 179 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:55,355 Bloody chimney! 180 00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:58,563 It's my house! And only I decide what happens here and what doesn't! 181 00:09:58,646 --> 00:10:00,188 Go back to your beach house. Go! 182 00:10:00,855 --> 00:10:02,938 - Five hundred less. - [playful music plays] 183 00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:07,646 Go, go. 184 00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:14,813 Can you reduce it a little more than five hundred? 185 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:16,480 [visitor] D'Souza. 186 00:10:16,563 --> 00:10:18,855 Your favourite marmalade… oh. 187 00:10:18,938 --> 00:10:21,605 - Marmalade I've got for you. - Aw! Thank you so much! 188 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:22,688 - [chuckles] - Eat it. 189 00:10:22,771 --> 00:10:24,188 - Hello, Mrs Pherwani. - Hello. 190 00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:25,896 Come. Please sit, please come sit. I was just leaving. 191 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,980 [Pherwani] Thank you. Thank you. 192 00:10:28,063 --> 00:10:29,355 [groans] 193 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:32,313 Noir Mirage? 194 00:10:32,396 --> 00:10:36,063 - Oh! Yes. - [chuckles] Suits your personality. 195 00:10:36,146 --> 00:10:37,188 Thank you. 196 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:38,855 It's on discount at my store. 197 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:41,271 Very good. 198 00:10:41,355 --> 00:10:42,896 - Okay, Mrs D'Souza. - Okay. 199 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,063 - We'll talk later. Do let me know. - Yeah. Bye. 200 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,605 - Bye, Mrs Pherwani. - Bye. 201 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,230 Guddu, what is this? Such a huge amount. 202 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:56,605 Did you bring back a camel from Dubai this time along with the perfume? 203 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:59,480 You're selling fake stuff at genuine prices. 204 00:10:59,563 --> 00:11:02,063 But don't wanna pay the genuine price to me for the fake stuff? 205 00:11:02,146 --> 00:11:03,938 - No, no… - Take it back. He doesn't want it. 206 00:11:04,021 --> 00:11:05,980 No, no. Don't do that. Listen. 207 00:11:06,063 --> 00:11:07,146 Bring it here. 208 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,396 Come on, Guddu. Why would you do that? 209 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,105 You're my bro. 210 00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:15,021 This is great. You put a gun to my head and conduct business. 211 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,146 My father was a shooter. 212 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,313 It's just that… 213 00:11:20,105 --> 00:11:22,313 I had to get into this business for my mother's sake. 214 00:11:23,355 --> 00:11:24,480 [sighs] 215 00:11:24,563 --> 00:11:27,063 Guddu, please see what you can do. A small discount. 216 00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:28,563 Ramakant. 217 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,896 Special tea? With milk? 218 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:30,980 No! 219 00:11:31,813 --> 00:11:33,105 I'm lactose intolerant. 220 00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:36,480 - What? - Lactose intolerant. 221 00:11:37,771 --> 00:11:39,605 - I see. - You know what that is, right? 222 00:11:39,688 --> 00:11:40,938 [sighs] 223 00:11:41,021 --> 00:11:42,896 Listen, forget about it. Just pay for this. 224 00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:55,105 I told you to come home early today. 225 00:11:55,730 --> 00:11:57,230 Put on your jacket. We're getting late for the wedding. 226 00:11:57,313 --> 00:11:59,813 Yeah. I was packing a gift for the couple. 227 00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:02,396 What's that huge thing you've bought? 228 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,730 It's your Guruji's daughter's wedding. It has to be big. 229 00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:10,855 Hey! What are you doing? 230 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:13,230 [stammers] Why are you tearing… 231 00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:25,438 You like it? 232 00:12:25,521 --> 00:12:26,646 This is a tester, right? 233 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,730 Is the label still on? 234 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:29,813 No. 235 00:12:30,688 --> 00:12:32,146 Then how did you know? 236 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:34,105 Because I know you. 237 00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:37,313 Yeah, but it seems like your Guruji's daughter's wedding 238 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:39,105 is like some festival that happens every year. 239 00:12:39,188 --> 00:12:43,230 You can say what you like. I'm going to get them a gift that's nice and expensive. 240 00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:44,646 Shut the shop and let's go. 241 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:47,480 But, Shilpa, it's a nice gift. It's a new tester. 242 00:12:48,355 --> 00:12:49,355 Hey… 243 00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:54,396 Let's get them an extension cord? 244 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,563 You can buy an extension cord for your house. 245 00:12:56,646 --> 00:12:57,730 - Hello, sir. Hello, ma'am. - Hello. 246 00:12:58,605 --> 00:12:59,938 - Hmm. - [Ramakant groans] 247 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,105 Take a look at this. 248 00:13:01,188 --> 00:13:04,896 This is our new range of appliances for the new-age family. 249 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,271 Anything for five or six hundred? 250 00:13:07,355 --> 00:13:10,771 Sir, data cable and mouse is available in 550 rupees. 251 00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:12,105 Sounds good. Let's take it. 252 00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:15,813 Ma'am, you tell me what you like from all these. What about this one? 253 00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:18,480 And this. This one. 254 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:19,688 I like this. How much is it? 255 00:13:19,771 --> 00:13:21,563 Five-and-a-half thousand only. 256 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,063 Five-and-a-half thousand? 257 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,771 Yes, sir. That's what I just said. 258 00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:26,521 Is it made of silver or something? 259 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,355 Sir, stainless steel. 260 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:30,438 These days, even marriages don't last a lifetime, 261 00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:32,813 but this toaster comes with a lifetime warranty, sir. 262 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,646 So relationships stay warm and crispy for a lifetime. 263 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,605 Twelve hundred is a good price. It's so light anyway. 264 00:13:38,688 --> 00:13:40,521 Sir, this is a showroom. 265 00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:41,938 Not a flea market. 266 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,355 He's fleecing us. What he's quoting is very high. 267 00:13:44,438 --> 00:13:46,980 I'm not listening to any of your nonsense today. 268 00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:49,730 Only for you, ma'am, five thousand a piece only. 269 00:13:49,813 --> 00:13:52,230 - [chuckles] - Special discount for a special lady. 270 00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:54,646 What's so special about her? 271 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:58,980 Fine, special price for the both of us. Fifteen hundred. 272 00:13:59,063 --> 00:14:00,271 You may pack it, please. 273 00:14:00,355 --> 00:14:02,438 Great choice, ma'am. Great choice. 274 00:14:02,521 --> 00:14:03,563 He said 5,000! 275 00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:06,813 We can get it for 12 hundred… Shilpa! 276 00:14:21,938 --> 00:14:23,396 What on earth are you doing? 277 00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:27,063 Two vehicles will burn double the fuel, pollution will increase. 278 00:14:27,146 --> 00:14:28,313 We need to be responsible. 279 00:14:29,146 --> 00:14:30,438 I know exactly what you're doing. 280 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,438 Stop trying to be another Greta Thunberg. Let go of that. 281 00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:34,771 Who? 282 00:14:34,855 --> 00:14:36,021 Shut up and let go of it. 283 00:14:37,938 --> 00:14:39,021 [clicks tongue] 284 00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:40,896 [people cheering] 285 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,938 It's a new toaster. Worth 6,000. 286 00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:44,146 Thank you. 287 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,980 We plan to get this one married next year. 288 00:14:49,063 --> 00:14:50,146 - Yes. Yes, sir. - [Guruji chuckles] 289 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,563 But she's already married to you, right? 290 00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:53,396 No, no. He means our daughter. 291 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,521 [Guruji laughs] 292 00:14:54,605 --> 00:14:56,480 - [photographer] One picture, sir. - Sure. 293 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,271 Um… 294 00:14:59,355 --> 00:15:00,688 Hold this a little higher. 295 00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:04,688 [people chattering] 296 00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:09,605 Are you trying to recover your five grand through the food? 297 00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:13,771 Do you see that? 298 00:15:13,855 --> 00:15:16,646 Our toaster is shining on that table. 299 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:17,771 The biggest one. 300 00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:20,896 Tell your Guruji, he shouldn't just get you a job, 301 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,480 he should even get you an Olympic medal too. 302 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,355 Make sure you don't miss the ice cream. 303 00:15:25,271 --> 00:15:26,938 We'll eat here, 304 00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:28,188 - and pack a doggy-bag too. - Ramakant! 305 00:15:28,271 --> 00:15:29,688 - What? - What are you doing? 306 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,021 They just dump it. They waste food. 307 00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:35,105 We'll make use of it. 308 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,355 - How is it? - Hmm. 309 00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:43,146 It's good. Mmm. 310 00:15:44,938 --> 00:15:47,646 Put some more. We gifted them a toaster worth 7,000. 311 00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:48,855 [guests cheering] 312 00:15:48,938 --> 00:15:51,313 Oh, yeah. Get some chocolate syrup too, your favourite. 313 00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:52,396 Yeah, yeah. Lots of it. 314 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,105 Raj, let's… 315 00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:55,938 Oh! Sorry. 316 00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:58,563 - I think I mistook you for my husband. - [chuckles] 317 00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:00,896 He's also wearing a jacket of the same colour. 318 00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:05,563 - Sorry. Sorry. - It's okay. [chuckles] 319 00:16:06,855 --> 00:16:08,771 Oof! She's so hot! 320 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:10,521 Check her out. 321 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:15,230 If you take your eyes off your own wife, you're done for life. 322 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,146 And anyway, the only woman I find special is you. 323 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:31,646 What? I saw a case exactly like this on that crime show the other day. 324 00:16:32,188 --> 00:16:33,355 Hmm. 325 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,021 Yeah. 326 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,105 How is Guruji? 327 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,688 Yeah. 328 00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:45,188 Okay. Yeah, bye. 329 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,730 - [clicks tongue] - What happened? 330 00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:50,146 The groom's girlfriend showed up in the middle of the ceremony. 331 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:53,271 He's been sleeping with her this entire time. She was pregnant. 332 00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:54,521 - What? - Hmm. 333 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,188 So, what happens to… 334 00:16:57,271 --> 00:16:59,688 The wedding is off. What'll happen to the poor bride now? 335 00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:01,188 Oh, to hell with her! 336 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,063 What happens with the toaster? 337 00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,188 What? 338 00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:07,730 Hey, we gifted them a toaster worth 5,000 yesterday. 339 00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:08,980 What happens to that? 340 00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:10,688 To hell with your bloody toaster! 341 00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:13,271 A girl's life has been ruined, and you're rambling on about your toaster. 342 00:17:13,355 --> 00:17:18,521 [stammers] No, no. I mean, her life is not ruined. In fact, she's been saved. 343 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:19,896 Oh, shut up! 344 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:23,063 Listen, love. Let's go to Guruji's place this evening. 345 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:25,021 Um… 346 00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,813 [stammers] What I feel is, right now, 347 00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,605 - the wound is still fresh. - Hmm. 348 00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:32,563 We should give them some space. At least for now. Huh? 349 00:17:32,646 --> 00:17:34,021 We'll go some other time. 350 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:41,938 [clicks tongue] Pregnant girlfriend? 351 00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:43,896 - [crying] - [glass shattering] 352 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,938 Shilpa said we should go some other time. I said, "No!" 353 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,021 "He's my Guruji. I'll go right away." 354 00:17:49,105 --> 00:17:51,730 Look, it's okay to share happiness with any and everyone. 355 00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:53,146 But when it comes to sorrow… 356 00:17:54,605 --> 00:17:55,980 you need your own people. 357 00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,105 [sighs] 358 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,980 Sorry? 359 00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:04,605 Sure, I'll have tea. With some snacks. 360 00:18:06,646 --> 00:18:08,188 [sighs] 361 00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:10,146 Now don't rush with the younger one's marriage. 362 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:12,438 Wait for four or five years, okay? 363 00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:13,688 You're quite right, son. 364 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:17,021 And now you've been saddled with another task. 365 00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:19,313 You received so many gifts at the wedding. 366 00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:22,271 You'll have to find out who gave what, and then return them. 367 00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:26,355 - But the wedding gift's for… - No, no, no! I… I understand. 368 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:30,146 I'll save you all the trouble, and tell you what gift I gave. 369 00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:35,313 So, my gift was a toaster. The best gift on the list. Worth 8,000. 370 00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:37,396 [dramatic playful music plays] 371 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,771 I thought Soni could make her husband some crispy toast every morning. 372 00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,105 [Guruji's wife sighs] 373 00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:46,271 [stutters] Could you send for the toaster? 374 00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:48,521 Son, we've donated all the wedding gifts. 375 00:18:50,271 --> 00:18:51,605 Donated them? 376 00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:54,063 We gave them all to an orphanage. 377 00:18:54,813 --> 00:18:56,646 How could you just donate them like that? 378 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,813 Why? 379 00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,438 Those were our gifts. 380 00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:01,938 So we donated them. Why are you so bothered? 381 00:19:02,021 --> 00:19:03,646 Your gifts? 382 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,855 The wedding didn't happen. How can they be your gifts? 383 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,480 Wedding cancelled, gifts cancelled. I'd like my toaster back. 384 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:11,355 [stammers] No, what I'm saying is… 385 00:19:11,438 --> 00:19:13,605 Tomorrow, if Soni gets married again, will we have to give another gift? 386 00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:14,771 Do we keep doing this? 387 00:19:14,855 --> 00:19:16,980 What makes you think you'll be invited the next time? 388 00:19:17,521 --> 00:19:19,271 Get out! Get out! 389 00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:22,313 One second. One… one second. One second. One second. One second. 390 00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:25,938 The snacks are coming. Let's eat and then talk. 391 00:19:26,021 --> 00:19:28,230 - Get out of my house! - Hey! Hey, my bag! My bag! 392 00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:30,813 [grunting] Hey, yellow belt! My wife is a black belt. 393 00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,188 - She'll slam you down! - Get out! 394 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,355 - Hey! But I want my toaster back! - [cries] 395 00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:40,146 What's the name of the orphanage, you say? 396 00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:43,063 BAL BHAVAN ORPHANAGE 397 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,771 Hey, Pichkoo! You keep putting your sticker all over the place. 398 00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:52,938 Who the hell do you think you are? 399 00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:54,855 Hey, excuse me. One minute. Who's in charge around here? 400 00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:57,688 Ms Nandini. She's inside. Hey, Pichkoo, stop! 401 00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:02,688 Chunnu, Munnu, make sure you don't drop the lemon. 402 00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:05,396 Or you'll both have to keep at it for one more hour. 403 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,563 Um, ma'am. 404 00:20:07,646 --> 00:20:09,480 Just a minute. Please hold on. 405 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,271 Hmm. What do you want? A kid? 406 00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:21,146 We don't allow single men to adopt. Too many issues. 407 00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:24,646 - No, no. Not a kid. I want this. - Mmm. What? 408 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,063 Toast? Do you think I'm running a tea stall here? 409 00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:28,855 Hey, not the toast. I mean… 410 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:31,896 the thing that you made the toast in. The toaster. It's mine. 411 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,730 Hey? How could it be yours? 412 00:20:33,813 --> 00:20:37,771 That very nice judo-karate coach, he donated it to us for the hungry orphans. 413 00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:40,855 - What? Judo-karate coach? - Hmm. 414 00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:43,063 So now he's become a philanthropist? 415 00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:44,980 I gifted it to his daughter at her wedding. 416 00:20:45,063 --> 00:20:46,480 - Oh, really? - It's mine. Can I please have it back? 417 00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:48,646 Why should I believe you? Do you have the receipt? 418 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,938 Who gives a receipt along with a wedding gift? 419 00:20:51,021 --> 00:20:52,480 You think I'm some kind of cheapo? 420 00:20:52,563 --> 00:20:55,438 Who asks for a wedding gift to be returned? Only a cheapo, right? 421 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,105 Listen, I don't need a character certificate from you. 422 00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:59,730 Mmm. If you had a character, I might have given you a certificate. 423 00:21:00,813 --> 00:21:02,105 This is getting a bit much now! 424 00:21:02,188 --> 00:21:04,438 Listen, you. One second. Here, here. I have this. Take a look. 425 00:21:04,521 --> 00:21:06,980 - What are you showing me? - This is the warranty card. Heatpot. 426 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,980 - Lifetime warranty? - Yes. 427 00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:11,646 Oh, wow! Thank you. 428 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:12,980 Hey! 429 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,355 What a thief you are, lady. You kept it? 430 00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:19,355 What was that? Thief? 431 00:21:19,438 --> 00:21:20,771 How dare you say that? 432 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:23,563 Hmm? I'm not a thief! 433 00:21:23,646 --> 00:21:25,980 I was sent to jail on false charges. 434 00:21:26,063 --> 00:21:28,688 - You are a thief! Your father's a thief! - Hey. Your father… 435 00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:31,146 Don't drag my father into this! Don't you dare abuse my father. 436 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,688 He's also in jail on false charges. Get out! 437 00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:35,188 Chunnu, Munnu, throw this man out. 438 00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:36,355 - Come on! - Get out! Throw him out! 439 00:21:36,438 --> 00:21:37,896 - Throw this man out! - Hey! Hey! 440 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,896 - He thinks he can come intimidate me? - My toaster! 441 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,438 [Nandini] And take my toaster away? 442 00:21:47,521 --> 00:21:49,980 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU WANT? 443 00:21:50,063 --> 00:21:51,480 2 MILLION 444 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,313 MY MAN WILL MEET YOU 445 00:22:05,271 --> 00:22:06,355 Hello? 446 00:22:06,438 --> 00:22:08,563 Yes, I bought a toaster from you yesterday. 447 00:22:08,646 --> 00:22:11,771 I wanted to return it and get a refund. But I don't have the receipt. 448 00:22:11,855 --> 00:22:14,480 Uh, sir, I'll have to speak to my manager with regard to this. 449 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:17,021 Yes, then connect me to him. I'll talk to him myself. 450 00:22:17,105 --> 00:22:19,521 Sir, why are you getting worried? I'll arrange for a call back with him. 451 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:20,605 When will that be? 452 00:22:20,688 --> 00:22:23,063 Uh, the call can come at anytime, sir. Just answer it. 453 00:22:23,146 --> 00:22:25,355 Yeah, sure, I'll be available. You make sure you arrange it. 454 00:22:25,438 --> 00:22:26,938 Okay, sir. 455 00:22:27,688 --> 00:22:29,980 [Nandini] Mangesh. Make sure you lock the gate. 456 00:22:30,063 --> 00:22:32,271 We don't want any kids trying to run away again. 457 00:22:32,771 --> 00:22:34,355 I'll give you 30 bucks. Not a penny more. 458 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,813 Now get lost. 459 00:22:38,063 --> 00:22:40,521 [Nandini] Now what? Do I have to push the car? 460 00:22:42,355 --> 00:22:43,605 Start moving. Hurry up. 461 00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:49,355 [Mangesh] You kids. Can't find a better time to go for a pee? 462 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,396 Move! Hurry up! 463 00:24:30,063 --> 00:24:32,521 [phone rings] 464 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:37,063 What? 465 00:24:37,146 --> 00:24:38,730 What the hell did you do at Guruji's place? 466 00:24:38,813 --> 00:24:40,021 Listen, I'll come home and explain. 467 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:43,313 There's nothing to explain. How could you do something like this? 468 00:24:43,396 --> 00:24:44,771 Don't you have any shame? 469 00:24:44,855 --> 00:24:46,813 Do you plan to snatch food from hungry children next? 470 00:24:46,896 --> 00:24:48,855 - Snatched already. - What? 471 00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:50,396 - [child 1] There's a thief. - [Mangesh] Thief! 472 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,271 [stutters] Some thief just snatched a lady's handbag from her, 473 00:24:53,355 --> 00:24:55,271 I'll catch him and get back to you. Okay, okay. 474 00:24:55,355 --> 00:24:57,230 [Mangesh] Thief! Thief! Thief! Catch him! 475 00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:59,855 [Mangesh] He's there! Thief! Thief! Thief! 476 00:24:59,938 --> 00:25:03,480 [child 2] Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! Catch him! Thief! Thief! 477 00:25:19,355 --> 00:25:21,813 [D'Souza] This bloody chimney! 478 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:25,605 He wants me to dry his undies, fry his eggs. 479 00:25:25,688 --> 00:25:28,646 And in return, he fries my brain. 480 00:25:28,730 --> 00:25:31,355 Damn useless, good for anything. 481 00:25:32,521 --> 00:25:33,605 [groans] 482 00:25:34,355 --> 00:25:36,563 Oh, God! Oh, God! 483 00:25:36,646 --> 00:25:38,063 - [humming] - [playful music plays] 484 00:25:44,938 --> 00:25:46,688 [phone ringing] 485 00:25:57,313 --> 00:25:58,438 - Hello? - [man] Good morning, sir. 486 00:25:58,521 --> 00:26:00,271 Our bank is happy to off you a loan of-- 487 00:26:00,355 --> 00:26:02,396 Listen, I don't want a loan. Please stop calling me. 488 00:26:05,771 --> 00:26:06,771 Ramakant? 489 00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:10,230 Present, ma'am. 490 00:26:18,021 --> 00:26:20,313 Have you heard of Bal Bhavan Orphanage? 491 00:26:20,396 --> 00:26:24,188 - Yes. You just mentioned it. - Hey! Do you know of it or not? 492 00:26:24,938 --> 00:26:28,105 Bal Bhav… yes, it sound vaguely familiar, ma'am. 493 00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:29,730 You went there last evening, didn't you? 494 00:26:29,813 --> 00:26:33,105 No, no, ma'am. We were both here, at home, playing board games. 495 00:26:33,813 --> 00:26:38,230 Last night, someone stole a brand-new toaster from their place. 496 00:26:38,313 --> 00:26:41,230 Now, since we received a complaint, we have to investigate. 497 00:26:41,313 --> 00:26:42,438 So, what are you trying to say? 498 00:26:42,521 --> 00:26:44,938 That you were the one who stole that toaster. 499 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:47,146 Ma'am, how can you fling such a crude allegation at me? 500 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:51,271 And not just that! You also stole two packets of the kids' biscuits. 501 00:26:51,355 --> 00:26:53,521 That lady who runs the orphanage, Nandini, 502 00:26:53,605 --> 00:26:56,438 she said you went there to demand she return the toaster to you. 503 00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:58,563 When she refused, you grabbed it and left. 504 00:26:58,646 --> 00:27:00,438 Ma'am, I'm telling you she's poisoned your ears against me. 505 00:27:00,521 --> 00:27:02,646 Back off. And sit down with your legs crossed. 506 00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:04,730 Or I'll break them. 507 00:27:04,813 --> 00:27:07,105 What? My legs? Okay. 508 00:27:07,188 --> 00:27:09,480 Okay, now spill. 509 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:12,563 [stammers] One second. What… Bal… Bal Bhav… 510 00:27:12,646 --> 00:27:17,313 Oh, yes, ma'am, yes. Now I remember. Yeah! I remembered, I remember! 511 00:27:17,396 --> 00:27:20,271 Why didn't you say so earlier? I… [chuckles] 512 00:27:20,355 --> 00:27:22,438 Shilpa, I did go there yesterday. 513 00:27:22,521 --> 00:27:24,855 To give the warranty card, ma'am, for the toaster. 514 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:27,688 What's written on my forehead? 515 00:27:29,563 --> 00:27:31,646 Hey! Tell the truth! 516 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,980 All right, ma'am. 517 00:27:35,063 --> 00:27:36,188 I'll tell you the truth. 518 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:39,355 I did go to the orphanage. 519 00:27:40,396 --> 00:27:42,355 And the lady in charge, Ms Nandini, 520 00:27:42,438 --> 00:27:45,313 she feeds nothing but dry bread to the poor orphans. 521 00:27:45,396 --> 00:27:47,438 You hold it like this, it crumbles into powder. 522 00:27:47,521 --> 00:27:51,105 But she herself smears her toast with butter and stuffs her face with it. 523 00:27:51,188 --> 00:27:53,271 I told her I would expose her. 524 00:27:53,355 --> 00:27:55,646 That's why… that's why she got upset. 525 00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:57,771 As for the biscuits? 526 00:27:57,855 --> 00:28:00,730 Ma'am, I'm the kind of person who will go without food, 527 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:03,271 but will stand at the traffic lights to distribute biscuits to poor kids. 528 00:28:03,355 --> 00:28:05,230 And their mothers as well. 529 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,980 You can ask my wife about it. She'll tell you. 530 00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:11,563 Um, tell them, Shilpa. Tell her the truth. 531 00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:14,771 The truth? 532 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:18,855 - You think he's a suspect? - Yes. 533 00:28:19,605 --> 00:28:21,230 Then go ahead and search. 534 00:28:21,313 --> 00:28:22,521 Yes, ma'am. Please search me. 535 00:28:22,605 --> 00:28:23,896 The house. 536 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,771 Start searching, you guys. 537 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,646 We also misplaced our nail-cutter. See if you can find it. 538 00:28:36,730 --> 00:28:38,188 Make hay while the sun shines. 539 00:28:38,271 --> 00:28:40,188 [playful music plays] 540 00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:58,563 Anything? 541 00:28:58,646 --> 00:29:01,230 - Couldn't find it, madam. - [constable] Nothing here, madam. 542 00:29:03,646 --> 00:29:05,896 I'm sure he's hidden it somewhere. 543 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:07,896 - I'll give him two slaps if… - No! 544 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:11,105 You know that women constables are forbidden from touching men. 545 00:29:13,813 --> 00:29:14,896 Okay. 546 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:18,313 [groans] 547 00:29:18,396 --> 00:29:19,396 Was that okay for you? 548 00:29:20,188 --> 00:29:22,230 When the police chief lands up here, 549 00:29:22,313 --> 00:29:24,521 he'll strip him naked and drag him to the station. 550 00:29:24,605 --> 00:29:26,688 Yeah. You didn't find the toaster, right? 551 00:29:26,771 --> 00:29:28,771 Next time, make sure you carry a search warrant. 552 00:29:28,855 --> 00:29:30,605 For now, get out. 553 00:29:30,688 --> 00:29:32,230 - Out! - Let's go, let's go! 554 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:33,355 Out! 555 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,855 Get out! 556 00:29:34,938 --> 00:29:36,563 Out! 557 00:29:38,188 --> 00:29:39,771 [door closes] 558 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:43,855 Did he hurt you? 559 00:29:45,021 --> 00:29:46,146 Huh! 560 00:29:56,105 --> 00:29:57,271 Morning, Mama. 561 00:29:57,896 --> 00:30:00,646 Oh! Holy mother of God! 562 00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:04,938 How come this bat woke up so early in the morning, like a normal human being? 563 00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:06,521 I've got work, Mama. 564 00:30:07,146 --> 00:30:08,980 Oh. Work! [chuckles] 565 00:30:09,063 --> 00:30:12,313 The stash is finished. Need to go score some more. 566 00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:14,230 It's a genuine job, Mama. 567 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:18,896 Oh! Genuine! Okay, okay. Genuine job. 568 00:30:19,688 --> 00:30:23,855 Do one genuine job for me too. Get my toaster fixed. 569 00:30:23,938 --> 00:30:26,021 And mind you, if you sell it, 570 00:30:26,105 --> 00:30:29,230 I promise I'll sell you straight to India's Most Wanted. 571 00:30:38,146 --> 00:30:41,771 Rascal! He didn't even take my toaster. 572 00:30:44,271 --> 00:30:45,480 Lunch. 573 00:30:45,563 --> 00:30:47,646 I didn't go to your Guruji's to take anything. 574 00:30:47,730 --> 00:30:49,563 But to give him the warranty card. 575 00:30:49,646 --> 00:30:51,271 And they misunderstood me. 576 00:30:51,355 --> 00:30:54,105 Today that lady cop called me a thief in my own home. 577 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,938 The world can call me whatever. It makes no difference to me. 578 00:31:00,188 --> 00:31:01,313 But you… 579 00:31:06,396 --> 00:31:08,021 I've lost my appetite. 580 00:31:11,396 --> 00:31:12,396 [person] Hey. 581 00:31:13,563 --> 00:31:15,646 - Some juice. - But you already have some. 582 00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:17,480 - [person 2] Take your food and move ahead. - Okay. 583 00:31:17,563 --> 00:31:21,188 This has been generously organised by Mr Amre. Please move ahead. 584 00:31:21,271 --> 00:31:22,271 Come on. 585 00:31:22,355 --> 00:31:23,480 Now I don't. 586 00:31:23,563 --> 00:31:24,646 Take this. 587 00:31:40,313 --> 00:31:42,063 Huh? 588 00:31:42,146 --> 00:31:43,813 Hey, hey! Finish it, finish it. 589 00:31:58,021 --> 00:31:59,688 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 590 00:32:25,021 --> 00:32:29,521 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yes! 591 00:32:30,146 --> 00:32:32,521 You better move it, darling, or you'll die. 592 00:32:34,146 --> 00:32:37,230 Wow! What an awesome sticker, that is. 593 00:32:37,313 --> 00:32:39,063 Pichkoo! 594 00:32:39,146 --> 00:32:41,146 Okay, forget that. Let's play. 595 00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:42,938 [video game music plays] 596 00:32:45,521 --> 00:32:46,938 What about the deal, dude? 597 00:32:47,771 --> 00:32:49,230 Yeah. 598 00:32:49,313 --> 00:32:51,063 Ever since we got your message, 599 00:32:51,146 --> 00:32:53,105 Mr Amre has stopped thinking about the country, 600 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:55,230 or the city and its problems entirely. 601 00:32:56,438 --> 00:32:58,146 He's been thinking only about you. 602 00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:01,855 Let's go, darling. 603 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,438 Think and name your price. 604 00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:07,230 It's fixed. 605 00:33:07,313 --> 00:33:10,146 Just remember, it's an Amru Amre matter. 606 00:33:11,855 --> 00:33:14,313 [laughs] 607 00:33:14,396 --> 00:33:16,688 I come to this place every Sunday. 608 00:33:16,771 --> 00:33:17,855 It's fun. 609 00:33:17,938 --> 00:33:19,355 [laughs] 610 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,146 - [screaming] - [screaming] 611 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,938 [laughing, panting] 612 00:33:54,438 --> 00:33:56,980 [crowd screaming, shouting] 613 00:33:57,063 --> 00:33:58,271 So, darling? 614 00:34:00,813 --> 00:34:02,188 Did you have fun? 615 00:34:02,938 --> 00:34:04,230 Because of? 616 00:34:04,938 --> 00:34:06,063 Safety belts, yeah. 617 00:34:07,188 --> 00:34:09,605 But safety belts in life don't exist. 618 00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:11,521 Anything can happen. 619 00:34:12,313 --> 00:34:15,271 Road accident, drug overdose. 620 00:34:16,063 --> 00:34:17,730 Or they murder you. 621 00:34:17,813 --> 00:34:20,271 But show it as suicide. Who knows? 622 00:34:21,730 --> 00:34:23,855 You just never know. Anything can happen. 623 00:34:26,021 --> 00:34:27,230 Okay, then. 624 00:34:27,313 --> 00:34:29,938 I'll come soon to pick up my stuff from you. 625 00:34:31,188 --> 00:34:34,105 And to enjoy butter and toast made by your mom. 626 00:34:34,688 --> 00:34:35,688 Yeah? 627 00:34:35,771 --> 00:34:37,980 All right. Take care. 628 00:34:38,063 --> 00:34:39,063 Bye. 629 00:35:11,521 --> 00:35:12,730 [pants] 630 00:35:13,605 --> 00:35:16,355 Mama. Mama, you okay? 631 00:35:16,438 --> 00:35:17,938 [groans] Yeah. 632 00:35:18,021 --> 00:35:20,396 Uh, yeah. [groans] 633 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,605 Ever since you popped out, nothing else ever did. 634 00:35:24,688 --> 00:35:26,105 - [huffing] - Don't worry, Ma. 635 00:35:26,188 --> 00:35:28,355 - I am going to do something now… - [grunting] 636 00:35:29,313 --> 00:35:31,146 …and pop right out of your life in a flash. 637 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:32,646 Pop out! 638 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,355 Oh, please pop out! 639 00:35:34,438 --> 00:35:38,355 [groaning] At least death will be peaceful. 640 00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:45,438 You didn't let me live in peace. At least let me die! 641 00:35:56,688 --> 00:36:01,355 Hmm. It's the constipation that brought on the heart attack. 642 00:36:01,438 --> 00:36:04,396 When you consume too much bread, your stomach tends to bloat. 643 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,063 It causes constipation. I'm a doctor. I know about these things. 644 00:36:07,146 --> 00:36:08,146 Go slow. 645 00:36:08,230 --> 00:36:10,396 You're not at a party. You're at a funeral. 646 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,938 My father used to say, 647 00:36:12,646 --> 00:36:14,271 "The more you eat at a funeral, 648 00:36:14,355 --> 00:36:16,480 the more you feed the souls of those who have passed." 649 00:36:16,563 --> 00:36:17,563 Huh. 650 00:36:17,646 --> 00:36:20,521 If you eat so much bread, Aunty's soul will also get constipated. 651 00:36:20,605 --> 00:36:22,563 Have you tried my berry pulao? 652 00:36:22,646 --> 00:36:23,771 Hmm. 653 00:36:25,396 --> 00:36:26,521 Thank you, Aunty. 654 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,188 He's going to sing. 655 00:36:32,896 --> 00:36:33,980 I… 656 00:36:34,938 --> 00:36:37,563 I would like to say two words about my Mama. 657 00:36:41,105 --> 00:36:42,188 Mama. 658 00:36:45,188 --> 00:36:46,271 Mama. 659 00:36:50,105 --> 00:36:52,230 [crying] 660 00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:57,271 - Glen. My son. - [cries] 661 00:36:57,355 --> 00:36:58,480 True to his word. 662 00:36:59,313 --> 00:37:00,771 Exactly two words. 663 00:37:04,271 --> 00:37:05,271 Excuse me. 664 00:37:05,355 --> 00:37:06,355 What is this? 665 00:37:10,021 --> 00:37:11,355 - [Glen crying] - [smacks lips] 666 00:37:13,396 --> 00:37:14,605 I too 667 00:37:16,105 --> 00:37:18,938 would like to say something about dear Mrs D'Souza. 668 00:37:19,813 --> 00:37:21,605 But a little more than two words. 669 00:37:23,938 --> 00:37:25,438 Mrs D'Souza… 670 00:37:25,521 --> 00:37:27,021 Best person. 671 00:37:27,105 --> 00:37:28,730 She used to treat me like her own son. 672 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:30,105 Hey! 673 00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:33,230 In fact, even more than her own son. 674 00:37:33,313 --> 00:37:35,313 - [cries] - No, no. 675 00:37:35,396 --> 00:37:38,021 Even as she was dying, she continued to do good. 676 00:37:38,771 --> 00:37:40,605 Before she died, she even called me. 677 00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:42,271 She said, 678 00:37:43,646 --> 00:37:45,188 "Ramakant, my son. 679 00:37:46,605 --> 00:37:47,980 From today, your rent… 680 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:52,730 is reduced by 5,000." 681 00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:54,688 - No! - Yes! 682 00:37:54,771 --> 00:37:55,938 Maybe, maybe. 683 00:37:56,021 --> 00:37:57,355 [phone rings] 684 00:37:57,438 --> 00:37:58,938 I said, "Mrs D'Souza…" 685 00:37:59,021 --> 00:38:00,813 [ringing continues] 686 00:38:00,896 --> 00:38:02,146 One, one second. 687 00:38:02,771 --> 00:38:05,730 - I'm okay. I'm okay. - Hello? 688 00:38:05,813 --> 00:38:07,896 Sir, can you bring over the toaster in a day or two? 689 00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:09,688 - I can arrange for the refund. - It can be done? 690 00:38:09,771 --> 00:38:11,563 - Yes. - I'll be there tomorrow morning. 691 00:38:11,646 --> 00:38:12,896 - Okay, sir. - Yes, thank you. 692 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:14,730 Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 693 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:20,313 Hey! What? Why? 694 00:38:22,396 --> 00:38:23,688 Thank you. 695 00:38:28,355 --> 00:38:29,813 - Mrs Pherwani. - Mmm? 696 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:32,605 Is there some leftover rice? We can pack a doggy bag. 697 00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:35,646 - Of course. I'll get it… - No. It's okay. I'll take it. Thank you. 698 00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:49,605 Hey! 699 00:38:49,688 --> 00:38:50,771 What are you doing? 700 00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:54,230 This is mine. I gave it to Mrs D'Souza for safekeeping. 701 00:38:54,313 --> 00:38:55,438 You bloody vulture! 702 00:38:55,521 --> 00:38:57,438 Mama isn't even buried yet, and you? 703 00:38:57,521 --> 00:38:59,063 You're already here to steal her stuff? 704 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,771 You scavenger hyena! 705 00:39:01,855 --> 00:39:04,313 How dare… How dare you call me a vulture? 706 00:39:04,396 --> 00:39:05,896 This toaster is Mama's. Put it down! 707 00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:08,355 - I bought it. It's my toaster. - Put it down! 708 00:39:08,438 --> 00:39:10,563 This… This was Shilpa's surprise gift. 709 00:39:10,646 --> 00:39:12,396 And what's it to you? Huh? 710 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,105 Now that Mrs D'Souza is gone. 711 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:16,313 Sell everything in the house and smoke it up? Buy drugs? 712 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,271 Have some shame, you con artist! 713 00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:20,980 What were you saying back there, that Mama reduced your rent? 714 00:39:21,063 --> 00:39:23,063 - Yes! - Yes? You liar! 715 00:39:23,146 --> 00:39:26,605 - You think I'd lie about a dead person? - Mama's not dead. She's alive in here. 716 00:39:26,688 --> 00:39:29,521 Please come quickly. Something's happened to Shilpa. 717 00:39:29,605 --> 00:39:30,605 - Hey! - Come. 718 00:39:32,855 --> 00:39:36,896 Mama! You haven't gone anywhere, Mama. You're still here. 719 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:38,813 - It's an allergic reaction. - [Shilpa groans] 720 00:39:38,896 --> 00:39:40,646 See this. Look. 721 00:39:40,730 --> 00:39:43,230 - Her skin is turning red. - My back. 722 00:39:43,313 --> 00:39:45,771 Is she allergic to berries? 723 00:39:46,730 --> 00:39:47,896 Is she? 724 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:49,188 You didn't tell us earlier. 725 00:39:49,271 --> 00:39:51,146 Had we known, we would've told you. 726 00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:52,855 She will survive, right, Doctor? 727 00:39:52,938 --> 00:39:55,521 It's a minor issue. I'll prescribe some medication. Don't worry. 728 00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:58,396 Oh, please! You'd better take her to a proper doctor right away. 729 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,188 - Let's go. - Go. Hurry up. 730 00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:01,813 - Hurry up. - Come, come. 731 00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:04,396 - Let me know if you need any help, okay? - Sure. Yes. 732 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,063 - Get some rest. - Let us know. 733 00:40:06,146 --> 00:40:08,480 Shame on you. Mama… 734 00:40:09,938 --> 00:40:11,105 Let's go. 735 00:41:01,438 --> 00:41:02,438 [Glen] Hey! 736 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,480 Mama? 737 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,271 Is that you, Mama? 738 00:41:29,896 --> 00:41:33,146 I knew you'd come to see me one last time, Mama. 739 00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,105 Am I right, Mama? 740 00:41:36,146 --> 00:41:38,313 I know I made your life a living hell, Mama. 741 00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:42,521 I was a sinner, Mama. Say it, Mama! 742 00:41:42,605 --> 00:41:45,271 I was a sinner, Mama. Mama. Please say it, Mama! 743 00:41:45,355 --> 00:41:46,771 - Say it, Mama! - [mutters] 744 00:41:48,146 --> 00:41:50,480 [in high-pitched voice] I don't want you to feel guilty about anything. 745 00:41:51,438 --> 00:41:55,105 If you were anyone else's son, you'd still be a sinner. You'd never be righteous. 746 00:41:55,688 --> 00:41:56,813 Mama. 747 00:41:56,896 --> 00:41:58,188 But I forgive you. 748 00:41:58,771 --> 00:42:00,813 But what happened to your voice, Mama? 749 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:02,563 My voice… 750 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:06,646 The damn smoke from your marijuana ruined my throat, you idiot! 751 00:42:06,730 --> 00:42:08,646 I'm sorry, Mama. Sorry, I… 752 00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:11,355 I created so many problems into your life, Mama. 753 00:42:11,438 --> 00:42:13,855 I'm such a terrible son, Mama. Good you're dead. 754 00:42:13,938 --> 00:42:15,146 - Go back. Stay dead. - Okay. 755 00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:17,063 - But, Mama! - What? What is it? 756 00:42:17,146 --> 00:42:18,188 What? 757 00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:20,105 I want to see your face, Mama. 758 00:42:20,188 --> 00:42:24,146 [stammers] Face? No, no, no. I… I… I've got a cough. 759 00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:27,021 [coughs] Bad cough. You'll get a viral infection. 760 00:42:27,105 --> 00:42:29,313 It's okay. I don't care about viral, COVID, or anything. 761 00:42:29,396 --> 00:42:30,438 I just want to see your face. 762 00:42:30,521 --> 00:42:33,646 - Don't look. My face. I'll… - I want to see it one last time, Mama. 763 00:42:40,646 --> 00:42:41,855 Mama! 764 00:42:41,938 --> 00:42:43,396 I don't want you to feel bad, 765 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,938 but your face looks like that idiot Ramakant's face, Mama. 766 00:42:47,730 --> 00:42:48,813 - Yeah! - No. 767 00:42:49,396 --> 00:42:51,271 What am I even saying, Mama? 768 00:42:51,896 --> 00:42:53,063 Yes. 769 00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:55,480 One last time, Mama. 770 00:42:56,146 --> 00:42:58,271 One last time. After that, I won't say anything. 771 00:42:58,355 --> 00:43:00,438 - One last request. - What? What is it? 772 00:43:01,771 --> 00:43:03,563 Can I get a hug, Mama? 773 00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:06,021 Hug? Huh, No, no, I mean… 774 00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:08,980 I never hugged you when I was alive. How can I hug you now when I'm dead? 775 00:43:09,063 --> 00:43:10,646 - You smell bad. - I'll finally take a shower 776 00:43:10,730 --> 00:43:12,355 just so we can hug each other, Mama. 777 00:43:12,438 --> 00:43:14,063 Hug? No, no. No hug. No hug. 778 00:43:14,146 --> 00:43:16,396 - Let me hug you just this once. - What if you squeeze too tight? 779 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,855 Mama, I may never see you again. 780 00:43:17,938 --> 00:43:19,646 - [shouts] - Let it out, Mama. Yes, Mama. 781 00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:22,438 - I love you. I love you, son. - I love you. I love you. 782 00:43:25,521 --> 00:43:27,355 - Mama? - Yes? 783 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,355 What happened to your stomach, Mama? 784 00:43:29,438 --> 00:43:30,521 - [grunts] - Huh? 785 00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,021 Are you pregnant, Mama? 786 00:43:35,021 --> 00:43:36,188 Did you meet Daddy up there? 787 00:43:36,271 --> 00:43:37,605 Huh? 788 00:43:37,688 --> 00:43:39,188 Mama, my brother? I have a brother. 789 00:43:39,271 --> 00:43:40,313 Baby. 790 00:43:42,063 --> 00:43:43,646 - What's that sound, Mama? - [knocking] 791 00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:45,980 [groans] 792 00:43:46,063 --> 00:43:47,563 I'm really constipated. 793 00:43:47,646 --> 00:43:48,813 What happened to you, Mama? 794 00:43:48,896 --> 00:43:50,355 - Oh, no! - What's this? 795 00:43:53,438 --> 00:43:55,188 - Mama, this… - [dramatic music plays] 796 00:43:58,021 --> 00:44:00,480 M-Mama wants to eat toast. 797 00:44:01,980 --> 00:44:03,646 You rascal! 798 00:44:04,230 --> 00:44:06,438 Shame on you! My mom only just died! 799 00:44:06,521 --> 00:44:09,646 - And you're trying to steal. - Glen. Glen. 800 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:12,105 This really is my toaster. Let me take it and go. 801 00:44:12,188 --> 00:44:15,938 You're going to just one place, man. [shudders] Straight to jail. 802 00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:18,896 I will call the cops, you bastard! You wait! 803 00:44:19,688 --> 00:44:21,980 Glen! It's my toaster. Give it back! 804 00:44:22,063 --> 00:44:24,688 You're never gonna get it. You're never gonna get it. 805 00:44:24,771 --> 00:44:26,271 I'm never gonna give it to you. 806 00:44:28,646 --> 00:44:30,480 Try and take it from me! Try! 807 00:44:30,563 --> 00:44:31,563 Freeze! 808 00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:36,771 - Hey! Hey! - Hey! 809 00:44:36,855 --> 00:44:38,230 [groaning] 810 00:44:41,313 --> 00:44:43,188 - Freeze! - Get lost. 811 00:44:43,271 --> 00:44:44,355 Hey! 812 00:44:44,438 --> 00:44:47,021 Glen, stop! Give me my toaster! 813 00:44:47,105 --> 00:44:48,438 Give it. Let go! Let go. 814 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:49,605 [groans] 815 00:44:49,688 --> 00:44:50,855 Let go. Let go of it. 816 00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,563 It's my toaster. 817 00:44:52,646 --> 00:44:54,480 My toaster! My toaster! 818 00:44:54,563 --> 00:44:55,563 I won't let it go. 819 00:44:55,646 --> 00:44:58,105 Let go! Let go! Let it go! 820 00:44:58,188 --> 00:45:00,188 [both exclaim] 821 00:45:01,730 --> 00:45:03,480 - [body thuds] - Huh? 822 00:45:03,563 --> 00:45:05,688 - [breathes shakily] - [suspenseful music plays] 823 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,146 [groans] Glen? 824 00:45:42,063 --> 00:45:43,063 Glen? 825 00:45:43,730 --> 00:45:44,730 Glen? 826 00:45:48,646 --> 00:45:49,646 [dramatic music plays] 827 00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,271 [crying] 828 00:46:34,563 --> 00:46:35,605 Why? 829 00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,771 [sobbing] 830 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,938 Hello? Police station. 831 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:54,396 [sighs] 832 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,480 Hello, ma'am. 833 00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,521 [stammers] Ma'am. 834 00:46:58,063 --> 00:46:59,980 Ma'am, I promise, I didn't do anything. 835 00:47:00,063 --> 00:47:04,480 My next-door neighbour, Glen, I went to his house to pick up my toaster. 836 00:47:04,563 --> 00:47:05,646 It's my toaster, ma'am. 837 00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:08,646 But he's a total junkie, ma'am. He refused to give it back. 838 00:47:08,730 --> 00:47:11,188 So we had a little pushing and shoving, and… 839 00:47:11,271 --> 00:47:13,813 suddenly, he-he fell over from the balcony, ma'am. 840 00:47:13,896 --> 00:47:16,896 And… And he died, ma'am. 841 00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:20,271 But it wasn't my fault, ma'am. I swear on my mom, I didn't do anything. 842 00:47:20,355 --> 00:47:21,355 [breathes shakily] 843 00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:25,230 - Hello? Hello? - Believe me, sir, I didn't steal anything. 844 00:47:25,313 --> 00:47:27,521 Why are you wasting my time? Just let me go. 845 00:47:27,605 --> 00:47:29,438 - Hey! Are you trying to act smart? - Yeah? 846 00:47:29,521 --> 00:47:31,730 Stealing your neighbour's flower pots? 847 00:47:32,313 --> 00:47:33,438 Do one thing. 848 00:47:33,521 --> 00:47:37,355 Strip him naked, and slap his stealing ass with a wet slipper. 849 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:39,521 - Get out of here! - Move. Move it! 850 00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:41,438 [sighs] 851 00:47:41,521 --> 00:47:43,605 Hello? Sorry. Tell me. 852 00:47:43,688 --> 00:47:44,938 [gasps] 853 00:47:45,813 --> 00:47:46,896 Hello? 854 00:47:47,688 --> 00:47:49,146 Hello? Speak up. 855 00:47:49,230 --> 00:47:51,355 I'm calling from the credit card company, ma'am. 856 00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:53,688 We have this credit card scheme for you, and… 857 00:47:53,771 --> 00:47:54,771 [clicks] 858 00:48:09,938 --> 00:48:11,271 [creaking] 859 00:48:28,355 --> 00:48:30,605 [phone rings] 860 00:48:31,771 --> 00:48:33,730 - Yeah, tell me? - Where are you? 861 00:48:33,813 --> 00:48:35,271 You left so early this morning. 862 00:48:35,355 --> 00:48:37,313 Yes, I had to pick up something from Guddu. 863 00:48:37,396 --> 00:48:38,855 Do you know Glen is dead? 864 00:48:38,938 --> 00:48:40,230 Yeah. 865 00:48:40,313 --> 00:48:42,855 Yeah? How do you know he's dead? 866 00:48:43,605 --> 00:48:47,730 Yeah. [stammers] I mean, yeah. What? G-Glen is dead? 867 00:48:47,813 --> 00:48:50,605 - Yeah? - Yeah. I don't know how it happened. 868 00:48:50,688 --> 00:48:52,396 Must've fallen off the balcony, poor fellow. 869 00:48:53,105 --> 00:48:56,438 Huh? How do you know he fell off the balcony? 870 00:48:56,521 --> 00:49:01,146 Well, he… he was always stoned, so maybe he fell… he really fell off? 871 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:02,730 Yeah. 872 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:04,521 Could've been suicide. 873 00:49:05,355 --> 00:49:06,438 Or maybe murder. 874 00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:09,396 Murder? M-Murder? Why murder? Why would it be a murder? 875 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,896 You keep talking nonsense! 876 00:49:10,980 --> 00:49:13,980 You better stop watching those crappy TV shows, okay? 877 00:49:14,063 --> 00:49:16,355 And please… please stay home. 878 00:49:16,438 --> 00:49:18,063 When the police land up there, don't get involved. 879 00:49:18,146 --> 00:49:19,605 Yeah. Fine. 880 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,688 Why would it be a murder? Hmm. 881 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:26,230 Hi, sir! 882 00:49:26,771 --> 00:49:29,146 - Here so early in the morning! - Yeah. 883 00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:30,730 - Come on then. - Yeah. 884 00:49:32,188 --> 00:49:33,646 I brought it back in one day. 885 00:49:34,396 --> 00:49:35,771 But sir, where's the box? 886 00:49:37,563 --> 00:49:39,855 You don't need the box to toast bread. I brought the toaster, right? 887 00:49:39,938 --> 00:49:41,021 [chuckles] 888 00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:45,313 Yes, sir, but then used products have a no-return policy. 889 00:49:45,396 --> 00:49:46,855 I hope you haven't used it? 890 00:49:46,938 --> 00:49:49,396 No. Not at all. I just took it out of the box. That's all. 891 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,855 - You sure, sir? - Yeah, yeah. 892 00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:58,855 This is probably when you gave us a demonstration. 893 00:49:58,938 --> 00:50:01,230 You toasted bread for us. We haven't used it. 894 00:50:01,313 --> 00:50:03,771 This can be cleaned. I'll dust it off. [blows] There's nothing. 895 00:50:03,855 --> 00:50:05,771 Just crumbs. See? There, it's all gone. 896 00:50:05,855 --> 00:50:08,146 You can have it back. And please, return my money. 897 00:50:11,646 --> 00:50:13,605 - It's from… - No, sir, it doesn't… 898 00:50:13,688 --> 00:50:15,855 Look, I'm a salesman. You're also a salesman. 899 00:50:15,938 --> 00:50:17,271 Right? Don't say no more. 900 00:50:17,355 --> 00:50:19,938 Take this. Buy some candy for your kids. From an older brother. 901 00:50:20,021 --> 00:50:21,521 Now could you hurry? I gotta go, please. 902 00:50:21,605 --> 00:50:23,355 {\an8}TEN RUPEES 903 00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:24,688 {\an8}RESERVE BANK OF INDIA 904 00:50:27,146 --> 00:50:28,438 [grunts] 905 00:50:30,313 --> 00:50:32,896 - [groans] - Take your toaster and get out of here! 906 00:50:34,271 --> 00:50:36,480 - Damn fool. - I'll take all of you to court! 907 00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:48,271 [phone chimes] 908 00:51:00,063 --> 00:51:01,188 [gasping] 909 00:51:23,313 --> 00:51:27,813 WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 910 00:51:27,896 --> 00:51:29,146 SEEN 911 00:51:29,230 --> 00:51:33,480 WAIT. YOU'LL FIND OUT. 912 00:51:45,688 --> 00:51:47,730 - [suspenseful music plays] - [whistling] 913 00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:12,563 Hey! 914 00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:14,646 Who are you? 915 00:52:16,271 --> 00:52:17,521 - Hey! - [whistling stops] 916 00:52:17,605 --> 00:52:18,605 Who are you? 917 00:52:21,521 --> 00:52:22,605 You are? 918 00:52:22,688 --> 00:52:24,438 Tenant of the family. 919 00:52:24,521 --> 00:52:26,105 The people who used to live here. 920 00:52:26,188 --> 00:52:28,605 They're up there. [laughs] 921 00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:31,188 Now you can happily claim everything. 922 00:52:33,021 --> 00:52:34,021 He's alive. 923 00:52:34,105 --> 00:52:35,438 What is this nonsense? 924 00:52:35,521 --> 00:52:37,521 Who are you? And what the hell are you doing here? 925 00:52:37,605 --> 00:52:40,396 I'm talking to you, mister. Do you hear me? 926 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,480 Hello? 927 00:52:41,563 --> 00:52:43,438 Hey? Why are you yelling? 928 00:52:44,396 --> 00:52:45,938 Jai Hind, sir! 929 00:52:46,021 --> 00:52:47,021 He's our chief. 930 00:52:50,521 --> 00:52:52,063 Yes, Salunke? 931 00:52:53,730 --> 00:52:54,813 How did he die? 932 00:52:54,896 --> 00:52:57,146 Sir, it's either suicide or an accident. 933 00:52:57,230 --> 00:52:58,938 His mother passed away just a day before. 934 00:52:59,021 --> 00:53:00,688 Hmm. 935 00:53:00,771 --> 00:53:01,896 Drugs. 936 00:53:02,688 --> 00:53:05,271 He used drugs, sir. So maybe an accident. 937 00:53:05,355 --> 00:53:07,063 Oh-ho! 938 00:53:07,146 --> 00:53:09,355 You could sense it even at his mother's funeral. 939 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,688 The grim reaper hasn't left yet. 940 00:53:12,771 --> 00:53:16,438 Why would the grim reaper go anywhere else, huh? 941 00:53:16,521 --> 00:53:19,396 Calculate the average age in this apartment complex. 942 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,896 He probably meets his sales target right here. 943 00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:25,021 Excuse me, please. 944 00:53:26,355 --> 00:53:27,938 [whistling] 945 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,563 [tuts] 946 00:53:37,271 --> 00:53:40,730 Mrs D'Souza's precious toaster got left behind. 947 00:53:40,813 --> 00:53:41,980 [chuckles] 948 00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:44,313 Pichkoo! 949 00:53:45,438 --> 00:53:46,813 Pichkoo! 950 00:53:46,896 --> 00:53:47,980 Pich… 951 00:53:49,021 --> 00:53:50,146 Where is it? 952 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:55,855 Wow! What an awesome sticker, that is! 953 00:53:55,938 --> 00:53:57,355 Pichkoo! 954 00:53:58,938 --> 00:54:00,521 Salunke! 955 00:54:01,896 --> 00:54:02,938 Has anything… 956 00:54:04,188 --> 00:54:05,896 been stolen from the house? 957 00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:06,980 No, sir. 958 00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:10,438 Anything missing from the kitchen? 959 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,396 I mean, like a new mixer, toaster, something like that? 960 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,438 What kind of a thief would only steal a toaster? 961 00:54:18,521 --> 00:54:19,688 Did I ask you? 962 00:54:21,313 --> 00:54:24,313 Sir, this house has never seen a new toaster. 963 00:54:24,396 --> 00:54:28,521 All these years, Mrs D'Souza makes her toast in this same toaster. 964 00:54:29,563 --> 00:54:30,646 Made. 965 00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:32,813 Oh, Salunke! It's a crime scene. 966 00:54:33,521 --> 00:54:36,771 Not the community club where everyone shows up to play cards. 967 00:54:36,855 --> 00:54:37,980 Get them out. Out! Out! 968 00:54:38,063 --> 00:54:39,063 - Move it, everyone. - Out! 969 00:54:39,146 --> 00:54:40,688 Everyone out! 970 00:54:40,771 --> 00:54:42,730 Move it, madam! 971 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:43,896 Everybody out. 972 00:54:45,896 --> 00:54:47,396 What about you? 973 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,230 Do you need someone to escort you? 974 00:54:49,313 --> 00:54:50,938 Out! 975 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:52,271 Mr Burma. 976 00:54:52,355 --> 00:54:54,563 Let's go. You can take your nap in the park. 977 00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,855 [line ringing] 978 00:55:07,313 --> 00:55:08,813 [phone ringing] 979 00:55:10,646 --> 00:55:11,730 Talk to me. 980 00:55:11,813 --> 00:55:14,813 That junkie's phone, laptop, hard disk, everything 981 00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:17,521 they've been taken into custody. I'll personally check everything. 982 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:20,730 But, sir, the last time, I mean… 983 00:55:20,813 --> 00:55:24,063 The last time when I met him for the first time, he had a toaster with him. 984 00:55:24,146 --> 00:55:26,230 He was clinging to it and walking around. 985 00:55:26,313 --> 00:55:28,938 - That toaster is missing. - Listen… 986 00:55:29,021 --> 00:55:30,021 [inhales sharply] 987 00:55:30,105 --> 00:55:33,813 Before someone else gets their hands on it, I want that video. Understand? 988 00:55:33,896 --> 00:55:37,521 Hey, hey. No need to stress, sir. I'll find it. 989 00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:39,438 Just don't forget my ticket… 990 00:55:39,521 --> 00:55:40,771 [line beeping] 991 00:55:40,855 --> 00:55:42,063 He hung up. 992 00:55:45,521 --> 00:55:48,355 Murder, isn't it? I think so too. 993 00:55:48,438 --> 00:55:49,438 Hey. 994 00:55:50,188 --> 00:55:51,896 Stop watching crime shows on TV. 995 00:55:51,980 --> 00:55:55,230 Better than that, watch cooking shows. Okay? 996 00:55:55,313 --> 00:55:56,313 Now go. 997 00:55:56,938 --> 00:55:58,646 My TV. My choice of shows. 998 00:55:58,730 --> 00:55:59,730 Hey? 999 00:56:03,230 --> 00:56:04,313 Aggressive. 1000 00:56:20,313 --> 00:56:21,438 [phone chimes] 1001 00:56:27,855 --> 00:56:29,063 B-206. 1002 00:56:32,646 --> 00:56:33,646 Mrs Pherwani? 1003 00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,021 Mrs Pherwani? 1004 00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:47,813 Mrs Pherwani? 1005 00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:56,771 It's me, Ramakant. 1006 00:57:18,938 --> 00:57:19,980 Mrs Pherwani? 1007 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,688 Are you there? Namaste, Mrs Pherwani. 1008 00:57:25,813 --> 00:57:28,813 It's not at all what it looks like in the video. 1009 00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:31,480 [Pherwani] Wait. 1010 00:57:33,188 --> 00:57:35,813 Oh, okay, okay, Mrs Pherwani. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1011 00:57:35,896 --> 00:57:37,896 Uh, sorry. Bad manners. 1012 00:57:37,980 --> 00:57:39,771 You shouldn't disturb anyone while they're on the pot. 1013 00:57:39,855 --> 00:57:41,855 I had no idea. You carry on. 1014 00:57:41,938 --> 00:57:45,230 Be comfortable. Take your time. Let it all out. I'll wait right here. 1015 00:57:45,313 --> 00:57:46,646 I'll wait till you're done. 1016 00:57:48,271 --> 00:57:51,688 But what you're seeing in the video, it's not like that at all. 1017 00:57:51,771 --> 00:57:53,896 Why don't you watch it again, carefully? 1018 00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:56,813 And anyway, you knew Glen, right? That alcoholic junkie. 1019 00:57:56,896 --> 00:57:59,813 I swear he was drunk even then. He lost his balance and fell over. 1020 00:57:59,896 --> 00:58:02,021 I didn't do anything. Believe me. 1021 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,313 There's so much stress in my life already. 1022 00:58:06,188 --> 00:58:09,730 Shilpa's getting her IVF done. Mrs D'Souza must've told you. 1023 00:58:09,813 --> 00:58:13,771 She's having trouble getting pregnant. It's very stressful. 1024 00:58:13,855 --> 00:58:16,063 [Pherwani] It's possible you could be the problem. 1025 00:58:16,146 --> 00:58:19,355 No, no, not at all. It's not me. My tests are all fine. 1026 00:58:19,438 --> 00:58:22,980 The doctor said I'm a roaring lion, actually. 1027 00:58:23,063 --> 00:58:24,188 But Shilpa, poor thing. 1028 00:58:24,271 --> 00:58:26,855 [Pherwani] Good. Don't disturb me now. 1029 00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:29,730 You see the room on the right? Go wait for me in there. 1030 00:58:31,896 --> 00:58:33,563 - In the room? - Yes. 1031 00:58:34,521 --> 00:58:35,521 Okay, I'll do that. 1032 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,730 Also please don't offer me tea or anything. I don't drink tea this late. 1033 00:59:06,855 --> 00:59:10,438 Next station, coming up. Doors will open… 1034 00:59:10,521 --> 00:59:11,771 [romantic music plays] 1035 00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:32,146 [shouts] 1036 00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:34,021 Eh? 1037 00:59:34,730 --> 00:59:36,146 [groans] 1038 00:59:36,230 --> 00:59:37,438 Mrs Pherwani! 1039 01:00:05,813 --> 01:00:06,980 Mrs Pherwani! 1040 01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:09,396 [shouting] 1041 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,688 - What are you doing? - [upbeat music plays] 1042 01:00:22,646 --> 01:00:24,396 - [coughs] - Mrs Pherwani. 1043 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:27,355 Please let me go. Please delete my video. 1044 01:00:29,896 --> 01:00:33,188 It's been 20 years since Mr Pherwani died. 1045 01:00:34,271 --> 01:00:38,813 This bed has stayed cold and dry since then. Just like Malini's heart. 1046 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,146 You know that D'Souza? 1047 01:00:41,813 --> 01:00:44,271 She was Malini's best friend. 1048 01:00:46,396 --> 01:00:48,771 But Malini was very jealous of her. 1049 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:52,563 Because you were so close to her. 1050 01:00:54,188 --> 01:00:55,355 Bitch. 1051 01:00:56,521 --> 01:00:57,855 Oh. 1052 01:00:57,938 --> 01:00:59,146 [sighs] 1053 01:01:00,313 --> 01:01:05,105 But now you'll be close only to Malini. 1054 01:01:07,188 --> 01:01:09,146 Look at Malini. 1055 01:01:09,230 --> 01:01:11,688 - My teddy bear. - [grunts] Ew! 1056 01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:13,813 Please. Please don't do this. 1057 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:16,855 - Please. Please let me explain myself. - [grunts] 1058 01:01:16,938 --> 01:01:18,521 See. I-I lied to you. 1059 01:01:18,605 --> 01:01:21,438 There's nothing wrong with Shilpa. She's more than good. She's perfectly fine. 1060 01:01:21,521 --> 01:01:23,563 I'm the one with problems. 1061 01:01:23,646 --> 01:01:25,396 Please. I'm no lion or anything. I'm a mouse. 1062 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,563 You're like an aunty to me. Aunty, please delete it. 1063 01:01:27,646 --> 01:01:28,646 Who aunty? 1064 01:01:29,230 --> 01:01:31,313 There is no aunty in here. 1065 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:34,021 There is only Malini. 1066 01:01:34,105 --> 01:01:38,188 Malini. Call me Malini. 1067 01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:40,771 Or better still, 1068 01:01:41,688 --> 01:01:43,896 call me "Maal." 1069 01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:45,271 [gulps] 1070 01:01:45,355 --> 01:01:46,813 "Maal"? 1071 01:01:48,355 --> 01:01:50,855 [stammers] Maal, please. 1072 01:01:50,938 --> 01:01:54,396 Maal. Maal, please. I'll do all your work around the house. 1073 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,688 A lifetime full time housemaid for free. 1074 01:01:56,771 --> 01:01:58,355 I'll vacuum under the bed twice a week. 1075 01:01:58,438 --> 01:02:00,105 Do you wear diapers? I'll bring you diapers. 1076 01:02:00,188 --> 01:02:02,396 - I'll clean your toilet. - Shush. 1077 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,688 Delete it, please. 1078 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,688 - There. Video deleted. - [chimes] 1079 01:02:17,355 --> 01:02:20,021 Now go. Get out. 1080 01:02:20,105 --> 01:02:24,146 Thank you. Thank you, Mrs Pherwani. Thank you. Thank you. 1081 01:02:24,230 --> 01:02:27,146 - I'll be here tomorrow as promised. - [remote chimes] 1082 01:02:33,771 --> 01:02:37,271 Malini always has a backup ready. 1083 01:02:44,355 --> 01:02:46,271 [stammers] Time-out, please. 1084 01:02:48,063 --> 01:02:49,438 Mrs Pherwani, this… 1085 01:02:49,521 --> 01:02:51,313 This is my toaster. 1086 01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:55,021 Brand new. 1087 01:02:55,646 --> 01:03:00,438 I have paid 9,000 for it. But I'll give it to you for 4,999. Only. 1088 01:03:01,063 --> 01:03:03,730 Special price for a special lady. 1089 01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:05,646 For Maal aunty. 1090 01:03:06,605 --> 01:03:09,855 Malini will consider this a gift and keep it. 1091 01:03:10,355 --> 01:03:11,521 Gift? 1092 01:03:13,313 --> 01:03:14,396 [gasps] 1093 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,146 And you too. 1094 01:03:16,771 --> 01:03:18,688 Huh? [exclaims] 1095 01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:22,521 [sighs] 1096 01:03:45,230 --> 01:03:46,271 - You're back home? - [gasps] 1097 01:03:46,355 --> 01:03:47,688 [breathes heavily] 1098 01:03:47,771 --> 01:03:48,980 Why are you bouncing on me? 1099 01:03:49,063 --> 01:03:51,855 I have something to tell you. I just couldn't sleep at all. 1100 01:03:52,521 --> 01:03:55,105 Do you have the slightest idea what's going on in this complex? 1101 01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:58,063 What else is going on? 1102 01:03:59,271 --> 01:04:00,438 There's been a murder. 1103 01:04:01,605 --> 01:04:02,855 Glen's murder. 1104 01:04:02,938 --> 01:04:05,605 - M-M-Murder? - Mm-hmm. 1105 01:04:05,688 --> 01:04:09,021 That cop who came in earlier… I overheard him talking to someone on the phone. 1106 01:04:09,105 --> 01:04:11,063 He said Glen's toaster is missing. 1107 01:04:12,021 --> 01:04:13,521 From the way they were speaking, 1108 01:04:13,605 --> 01:04:16,230 I felt that the murder took place because of that same toaster. 1109 01:04:16,313 --> 01:04:17,355 Huh? 1110 01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:22,438 T-Toaster? Murder? What is this nonsense you're babbling about? 1111 01:04:23,355 --> 01:04:25,605 Would someone murder a man over a silly toaster? 1112 01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:29,563 Everyone's saying it's a suicide, and here you have your own theories. 1113 01:04:29,646 --> 01:04:30,688 No. 1114 01:04:31,605 --> 01:04:35,271 And what I also feel was that Mrs D'Souza was also a victim of murder. 1115 01:04:36,021 --> 01:04:38,230 Hey, hey. Shilpa, listen. 1116 01:04:38,313 --> 01:04:41,230 For God's sake, don't say things like this in front of anyone else. 1117 01:04:41,313 --> 01:04:43,896 Because of you, the cops will come and throw me into jail. 1118 01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:46,313 Huh? Why will the cops throw you into jail? 1119 01:04:47,230 --> 01:04:49,271 If the wife is spreading rumours, 1120 01:04:49,355 --> 01:04:52,188 then obviously the husband will bear the brunt of it. 1121 01:04:52,271 --> 01:04:53,896 - Hmm. So this is a rumour? - Right? 1122 01:04:54,896 --> 01:04:57,980 It's a rumour? Fine. Fine. Don't believe what I'm saying. 1123 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:02,563 When he finally gets caught, we'll talk then. 1124 01:05:03,688 --> 01:05:04,938 Caught? Who? 1125 01:05:05,730 --> 01:05:07,188 Who'll be caught? 1126 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,855 The toaster killer. 1127 01:05:12,688 --> 01:05:14,813 - The toaster killer? - Hmm. 1128 01:05:16,271 --> 01:05:18,563 How can you just give someone a label like that? 1129 01:05:19,563 --> 01:05:20,563 I mean… 1130 01:05:21,438 --> 01:05:23,938 Who knows? Maybe the poor guy just couldn't help it. 1131 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:29,355 C-Can you imagine what he must be going through? 1132 01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:31,688 - But who? - The… 1133 01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:37,396 This, uh… [stammers] …toaster killer, the one you just mentioned. 1134 01:05:38,146 --> 01:05:39,730 What he's going through? 1135 01:05:40,355 --> 01:05:42,396 Just wait till he goes to jail. 1136 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,646 When they strip him naked and hang him face down. 1137 01:05:45,730 --> 01:05:50,105 And the police will whip his ass with a slipper soaked in water. 1138 01:05:50,188 --> 01:05:52,896 - Whack! Whack. - Hey! 1139 01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:55,355 - That's it. - How can you say things like that? 1140 01:05:57,396 --> 01:05:58,480 Why are you so worried? 1141 01:05:59,063 --> 01:06:01,063 I saw this on that crime show on TV. 1142 01:06:02,521 --> 01:06:06,480 Shilpa, how I wish… 1143 01:06:07,896 --> 01:06:12,188 For your own sake, you'll stop watching those ridiculous crime shows. 1144 01:06:12,271 --> 01:06:13,355 - Please. - [clicks tongue] 1145 01:06:20,563 --> 01:06:22,938 But why do the slippers have to be soaked? 1146 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:25,063 Because it stings more. 1147 01:06:26,063 --> 01:06:27,563 - Hmm. - Whack! 1148 01:06:36,896 --> 01:06:39,813 - [heartbeat thumping] - [smacks] 1149 01:06:39,896 --> 01:06:40,980 [shudders] 1150 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,771 [thumping continues] 1151 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,146 {\an8}[phone ringing] 1152 01:06:57,521 --> 01:06:59,563 [ringing continues in distance] 1153 01:07:03,230 --> 01:07:04,730 Hey. 1154 01:07:04,813 --> 01:07:07,730 Why aren't you answering? Usually, you run out naked to answer. 1155 01:07:08,605 --> 01:07:09,646 [chuckles] 1156 01:07:09,730 --> 01:07:10,980 [ringing continues] 1157 01:07:16,938 --> 01:07:18,063 Hello. 1158 01:07:19,146 --> 01:07:21,021 - Hello? - [Pherwani] Since last night… 1159 01:07:21,105 --> 01:07:23,146 I don't wanna talk about that nightmare at all. 1160 01:07:23,230 --> 01:07:24,688 All right, then. 1161 01:07:24,771 --> 01:07:28,021 Maybe the cops will talk to you once they've seen the video. 1162 01:07:28,105 --> 01:07:30,938 [grunts] Aren't you too old to be blackmailing young people? 1163 01:07:31,021 --> 01:07:32,730 Have some fear of God. 1164 01:07:33,605 --> 01:07:35,188 What do… What do you want anyway? 1165 01:07:35,271 --> 01:07:38,146 - Patience, my teddy bear. - [chuckles] 1166 01:07:38,230 --> 01:07:39,313 Yeah, Guddu. 1167 01:07:39,396 --> 01:07:40,896 [chuckles] 1168 01:07:40,980 --> 01:07:45,230 When you come to see me next, please wear that jazzy red tracksuit. 1169 01:07:45,980 --> 01:07:48,021 Tonight. Okay? 1170 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:50,896 Yeah, cool, Guddu. I'll see you later tonight. [chuckles] 1171 01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:53,105 - [chuckles] Guddu. - [chuckles] 1172 01:07:53,188 --> 01:07:54,271 Namaste. 1173 01:07:55,938 --> 01:07:56,938 [chuckles] 1174 01:07:57,021 --> 01:07:59,480 So after Mrs D'Souza, she's become your new buddy? 1175 01:07:59,563 --> 01:08:01,063 [chuckles] 1176 01:08:02,230 --> 01:08:03,313 Shame on you. 1177 01:08:10,271 --> 01:08:11,521 [door closes] 1178 01:08:14,688 --> 01:08:15,813 Huh? 1179 01:08:15,896 --> 01:08:16,896 [sighs] 1180 01:08:21,313 --> 01:08:22,813 Ramu! 1181 01:08:22,896 --> 01:08:25,646 My red teddy bear! 1182 01:08:25,730 --> 01:08:27,396 Namaste. 1183 01:08:37,063 --> 01:08:38,521 [sneezes] 1184 01:08:54,688 --> 01:08:55,688 [moaning] 1185 01:08:58,896 --> 01:09:01,480 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 1186 01:09:12,980 --> 01:09:14,146 What happened? 1187 01:09:14,230 --> 01:09:15,730 I'm just a little tired. 1188 01:09:15,813 --> 01:09:17,105 Climbed a mountain? 1189 01:09:17,188 --> 01:09:19,021 A mountain climbed on me. 1190 01:09:27,355 --> 01:09:28,938 Come and get me. 1191 01:09:41,896 --> 01:09:45,730 If I become Deputy CM tomorrow and if people catch me in a threesome, 1192 01:09:45,813 --> 01:09:46,896 how do you think that will look? 1193 01:09:46,980 --> 01:09:48,271 - It'll look bad. Very bad. - Yeah? 1194 01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:49,896 It's not going to look good, right? 1195 01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:51,646 Yeah. Very bad, for sure. 1196 01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:54,396 - Get me the video. - Mmm. I'll get it. 1197 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,688 Do what needs to be done. 1198 01:09:56,771 --> 01:09:58,313 - Burn him alive, if need be. - Okay. 1199 01:09:58,396 --> 01:09:59,855 - Kill him if you have to. - Okay. 1200 01:10:07,313 --> 01:10:08,771 [phone ringing] 1201 01:10:20,980 --> 01:10:22,480 [gasps] 1202 01:10:23,146 --> 01:10:25,230 - [stammers] - [laughs] 1203 01:10:26,105 --> 01:10:27,230 Hello? 1204 01:10:27,771 --> 01:10:29,355 Yeah? Where are you? 1205 01:10:30,605 --> 01:10:32,146 Uh, I'm stuck somewhere. 1206 01:10:35,605 --> 01:10:36,646 Right. 1207 01:10:36,730 --> 01:10:39,188 Okay, okay, okay. Come quickly. Okay. 1208 01:10:59,438 --> 01:11:03,938 I hope you're not allergic to berries, are you? 1209 01:11:25,855 --> 01:11:27,438 - [inspector] Namaste. - [Amre] Yes, namaste, Timmy. 1210 01:11:27,521 --> 01:11:29,563 We checked the laptop, hard disk. 1211 01:11:29,646 --> 01:11:30,730 - Everything. - Anything? 1212 01:11:30,813 --> 01:11:32,063 - It's nowhere in sight. - What? 1213 01:11:32,146 --> 01:11:36,063 I'm quite sure that video of yours is hidden inside that toaster. 1214 01:11:36,146 --> 01:11:39,771 Your content is so sizzling, after all, it's probably getting toasted. 1215 01:11:39,855 --> 01:11:42,063 But you know which toaster it is? Do you, or not? 1216 01:11:42,146 --> 01:11:44,563 - Y-Yes, yes, sir. I know. - So then? 1217 01:11:44,646 --> 01:11:45,896 I saw it with him, sir. 1218 01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:48,646 It had this yellow sticker with the name Pichkoo written on it. 1219 01:11:48,730 --> 01:11:49,896 - Then go look for it. - Don't worry. 1220 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:53,105 I'll find it. One hundred percent. I promise! 1221 01:11:53,730 --> 01:11:55,063 But, sir. 1222 01:11:55,146 --> 01:11:57,563 I hope you remember your promise too? 1223 01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:59,146 Those Disneyland tickets… 1224 01:11:59,230 --> 01:12:00,896 [line beeping] 1225 01:12:02,730 --> 01:12:04,980 [kisses] My teddy bear. 1226 01:12:05,063 --> 01:12:06,355 See you tomorrow. 1227 01:12:15,355 --> 01:12:16,480 [dramatic music] 1228 01:12:31,271 --> 01:12:35,021 Are you checking out your own pictures secretly, huh? 1229 01:12:36,438 --> 01:12:38,605 Or looking for that video? 1230 01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:40,730 It's not in there. 1231 01:12:47,105 --> 01:12:50,313 [door opens, closes] 1232 01:13:04,396 --> 01:13:05,438 [groans] 1233 01:13:27,271 --> 01:13:30,021 WHAT EXACTLY IS IN THE TOASTER? 1234 01:13:31,646 --> 01:13:33,146 Toaster kill… 1235 01:13:34,105 --> 01:13:36,146 [breathes shakily] 1236 01:13:40,813 --> 01:13:41,938 Shil… Shilpa. 1237 01:13:42,021 --> 01:13:43,021 Hmm? 1238 01:13:43,605 --> 01:13:46,021 I-I have something to tell you. 1239 01:13:46,105 --> 01:13:47,688 Yeah, tell me. 1240 01:13:52,563 --> 01:13:54,021 I… 1241 01:13:54,105 --> 01:13:55,646 I… 1242 01:13:58,146 --> 01:13:59,271 I… 1243 01:14:01,105 --> 01:14:02,230 I… 1244 01:14:05,188 --> 01:14:06,271 [groans] 1245 01:14:08,438 --> 01:14:10,771 Where… Where did this come from? 1246 01:14:10,855 --> 01:14:12,771 Mrs Pherwani sent it. 1247 01:14:12,855 --> 01:14:14,063 Your new friend. 1248 01:14:16,271 --> 01:14:18,521 What's wrong? Everything okay? 1249 01:14:18,605 --> 01:14:20,730 - No, it's nothing. - Okay. 1250 01:14:20,813 --> 01:14:22,938 Could you spread this on the bread for me, please? 1251 01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:34,021 [Pherwani] Ramu! 1252 01:14:34,105 --> 01:14:35,938 [laughter] 1253 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:47,813 [man] Aren't you ashamed? 1254 01:14:56,938 --> 01:14:58,271 Whack! 1255 01:14:59,271 --> 01:15:01,063 [people chattering, laughing] 1256 01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:23,230 - [crowd chanting] Kill him! Kill him! - Whack! 1257 01:15:34,771 --> 01:15:36,938 [crowd continues chanting] 1258 01:15:39,896 --> 01:15:41,730 [screaming] 1259 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:43,980 [gasps] 1260 01:15:44,063 --> 01:15:45,730 [breathes heavily] 1261 01:15:48,771 --> 01:15:49,980 [gulps] 1262 01:16:00,605 --> 01:16:02,105 [phone ringing] 1263 01:16:09,271 --> 01:16:10,896 - What is it? - Ramu. 1264 01:16:10,980 --> 01:16:13,980 See you tonight at 09:30. 1265 01:16:14,063 --> 01:16:16,813 Sorry, I can't come over tonight. 1266 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,355 This evening, I'm going out with Shilpa. 1267 01:16:19,938 --> 01:16:21,771 And anyway, I'm exhausted. 1268 01:16:21,855 --> 01:16:24,105 By the time I get home, it's three in the morning. 1269 01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:26,105 I've been lying to Shilpa the whole time. 1270 01:16:26,188 --> 01:16:27,396 I can't do this anymore. 1271 01:16:28,771 --> 01:16:29,938 Can't do this? 1272 01:16:30,021 --> 01:16:31,438 No. 1273 01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:33,063 Then do one thing. 1274 01:16:33,146 --> 01:16:34,271 Leave Shilpa for good. 1275 01:16:34,355 --> 01:16:37,271 What? Have you lost your mind? 1276 01:16:37,355 --> 01:16:40,188 She's my wife, okay? I… I love her very much. 1277 01:16:40,855 --> 01:16:42,605 Oh. So you love her? 1278 01:16:42,688 --> 01:16:44,105 Yes. 1279 01:16:44,188 --> 01:16:46,813 Then you'll have to pay the price for that love, Ramu. 1280 01:16:46,896 --> 01:16:48,855 What… what price? 1281 01:16:49,521 --> 01:16:50,813 Fifty lakhs. 1282 01:16:50,896 --> 01:16:52,230 [scoffs] 1283 01:16:52,313 --> 01:16:54,896 Mrs Pherwani, you can whack me as much as you want. 1284 01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:56,771 But please spare my life. 1285 01:16:56,855 --> 01:16:58,146 Fifty lakhs. 1286 01:16:58,230 --> 01:16:59,855 - [stammers] - Fifty lakhs, Ramu. 1287 01:16:59,938 --> 01:17:01,146 Did you just say 50 lakhs? 1288 01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:04,980 Where am I gonna get 50 lakhs from? 1289 01:17:05,063 --> 01:17:07,813 Even if I sell both my kidneys, I won't get 50 lakhs. 1290 01:17:07,896 --> 01:17:09,105 You know my circumstances. 1291 01:17:09,188 --> 01:17:10,813 I live in a rented apartment. 1292 01:17:12,063 --> 01:17:15,230 On top of that, you've made me your slave, and pay me nothing. 1293 01:17:15,313 --> 01:17:17,896 I massage you, I dance for you, wash your clothes, clean and mop, 1294 01:17:17,980 --> 01:17:20,188 I chase rats, kill lizards, play a game of charades, 1295 01:17:20,271 --> 01:17:23,146 hide-and-seek, board games, you made me catch a pigeon once. 1296 01:17:23,230 --> 01:17:25,605 I'm terrified of pigeons. Why would you do that to me? 1297 01:17:26,271 --> 01:17:28,563 Honestly, I don't have that kind of money. 1298 01:17:28,646 --> 01:17:29,771 You don't have the money? 1299 01:17:29,855 --> 01:17:32,896 But last night when we went out for dinner, 1300 01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:36,438 you were flashing your credit card, and tipped the waiter so generously. 1301 01:17:37,646 --> 01:17:40,563 When did we go out? We didn't go anywhere. 1302 01:17:41,313 --> 01:17:44,188 I came over to your place, after which, I went home, had some curry, 1303 01:17:44,271 --> 01:17:45,771 and went to bed. 1304 01:17:45,855 --> 01:17:47,563 You're making up stories in your head. 1305 01:17:48,271 --> 01:17:50,646 Look, Mrs Pherwani, go see a doctor. Please. 1306 01:17:50,730 --> 01:17:52,230 Not a doctor. 1307 01:17:52,313 --> 01:17:54,438 I should let the police see your video. 1308 01:17:54,521 --> 01:17:56,730 Move your ass and arrange for that money. 1309 01:17:56,813 --> 01:17:58,980 Or I'll send your sorry ass to jail. 1310 01:17:59,063 --> 01:18:00,521 - [breathes heavily] - But listen… 1311 01:18:00,605 --> 01:18:01,688 [beeping] 1312 01:18:02,896 --> 01:18:04,355 Hello, Fateha. 1313 01:18:05,313 --> 01:18:09,730 How can Pherwani miss your lovely party? 1314 01:18:09,813 --> 01:18:11,438 [chuckles] I'll be there. 1315 01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:21,480 Good job. 1316 01:18:27,563 --> 01:18:28,563 What's up, bro? 1317 01:18:29,230 --> 01:18:30,313 Not bargaining today? 1318 01:18:31,105 --> 01:18:33,188 - Did you win the lottery? - [exhales] 1319 01:18:34,813 --> 01:18:36,521 Life has become worthless. 1320 01:18:37,521 --> 01:18:39,021 What bargaining can I ask for? 1321 01:18:41,896 --> 01:18:42,980 Ramakant. 1322 01:18:45,355 --> 01:18:46,438 What's going on, bro? 1323 01:18:48,438 --> 01:18:49,938 All okay? 1324 01:18:50,813 --> 01:18:51,855 [sighs] 1325 01:18:52,605 --> 01:18:54,105 I'm in deep shit, Guddu. 1326 01:18:55,688 --> 01:18:57,646 I'm caught in the clutches of some witch. 1327 01:19:14,021 --> 01:19:16,480 Honestly, I don't think you're the kind of guy to have an affair. 1328 01:19:16,563 --> 01:19:17,938 It's not an affair. 1329 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,855 It's blackmail. 1330 01:19:22,021 --> 01:19:23,105 Blackmail? 1331 01:19:23,730 --> 01:19:24,771 And Guddu, 1332 01:19:25,521 --> 01:19:27,355 you've got a bunch of connections in Dubai, right? 1333 01:19:27,438 --> 01:19:28,896 Yeah. 1334 01:19:28,980 --> 01:19:32,313 Could that be any gangster-type connections? 1335 01:19:39,855 --> 01:19:41,938 Eleven o'clock, tonight. Cheetah Bar. 1336 01:19:46,646 --> 01:19:48,063 [Pherwani] Ramu. 1337 01:19:48,146 --> 01:19:50,480 That witch. The witch. 1338 01:19:57,813 --> 01:20:00,438 I heard there's some witch you wanna get rid of. 1339 01:20:03,313 --> 01:20:04,646 Guddu. 1340 01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:05,771 Come sit. 1341 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,563 [dramatic music plays] 1342 01:20:11,771 --> 01:20:14,063 Where's that Dubai connection we were gonna meet? 1343 01:20:18,855 --> 01:20:21,355 Day time, I'm Guddu AM. 1344 01:20:23,355 --> 01:20:26,355 Night time, I'm Guddu PM. 1345 01:20:26,438 --> 01:20:27,980 Pew! 1346 01:20:28,063 --> 01:20:29,646 So it's you? 1347 01:20:30,730 --> 01:20:31,938 Visiting card? 1348 01:20:32,021 --> 01:20:34,521 - Yeah. - What if the police get hold of it? 1349 01:20:34,605 --> 01:20:39,771 And how will they? There's only one. I show it and take it back. 1350 01:20:41,021 --> 01:20:42,313 So you'll fix it? 1351 01:20:42,396 --> 01:20:45,730 But have you ever done something like this? 1352 01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:47,521 I'm making my debut for your sake. 1353 01:20:47,605 --> 01:20:49,146 Debut? 1354 01:20:49,938 --> 01:20:51,355 Guddu, it's not such a big deal. 1355 01:20:51,438 --> 01:20:53,355 You just have to get the video back by threatening her. 1356 01:20:53,438 --> 01:20:54,980 It'll be done. Twenty-five grand only. 1357 01:20:55,063 --> 01:20:58,188 What? T-Twenty-five? 1358 01:20:58,855 --> 01:21:00,896 Guddu, but we are buddies, man. 1359 01:21:02,063 --> 01:21:04,438 Besides, I'm giving you a break. 1360 01:21:04,521 --> 01:21:07,188 Now, you tell me, does anyone stand a chance these days without nepotism? 1361 01:21:07,271 --> 01:21:08,271 [sighs] 1362 01:21:08,355 --> 01:21:10,646 Dude, as a matter of fact, you should be paying me. 1363 01:21:10,730 --> 01:21:11,980 Free. 1364 01:21:12,063 --> 01:21:13,146 Free. 1365 01:21:13,230 --> 01:21:14,855 - Free? - Yeah. Free. 1366 01:21:15,605 --> 01:21:17,271 Deal. Eat. It's free. 1367 01:21:31,521 --> 01:21:33,021 Consider your job done. 1368 01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:34,105 Be careful. 1369 01:21:47,771 --> 01:21:49,063 [Pherwani] Ramu. 1370 01:21:54,438 --> 01:21:57,355 Hmm. [chuckles] 1371 01:22:00,938 --> 01:22:02,688 Oh, what is this? 1372 01:22:02,771 --> 01:22:05,355 What is this? What is this? 1373 01:22:05,438 --> 01:22:06,855 [inhales sharply] 1374 01:22:12,021 --> 01:22:14,938 Time to delete Ramakant's video, aunty. 1375 01:22:17,646 --> 01:22:18,771 [phone chimes] 1376 01:22:20,896 --> 01:22:22,021 [thunderclap] 1377 01:22:22,105 --> 01:22:25,480 WORK IS DONE. COME TO THE OLD WOMAN'S HOUSE. 1378 01:22:35,146 --> 01:22:36,271 [Ramakant] Guddu. 1379 01:22:38,188 --> 01:22:39,313 Mrs Pherwani? 1380 01:22:40,771 --> 01:22:43,730 You threatened her so hard, she passed out. 1381 01:22:43,813 --> 01:22:46,688 You have no idea how deadly my friend here is. 1382 01:22:47,813 --> 01:22:50,855 Guddu, my brother, the video has been deleted. Now we can party. 1383 01:22:51,646 --> 01:22:53,396 No, no, Guddu. Not on the rocks. No way. 1384 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:55,855 Some ice. Can I get you some ice? Ice? Sure. 1385 01:22:56,521 --> 01:22:57,730 Mrs Pherwani? 1386 01:22:58,438 --> 01:22:59,521 Is there some ice? 1387 01:23:00,146 --> 01:23:01,730 Okay, fine. You sleep. Carry on. 1388 01:23:03,521 --> 01:23:04,646 Guddu. 1389 01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:07,605 If only your father were alive today, he'd be so proud of you. 1390 01:23:08,438 --> 01:23:09,771 [thunderclap] 1391 01:23:15,646 --> 01:23:16,980 Guddu, my buddy? 1392 01:23:24,855 --> 01:23:28,980 Guddu has joined his father in hell. That good for nothing. 1393 01:23:30,688 --> 01:23:33,313 [breathing heavily] 1394 01:23:35,063 --> 01:23:36,938 What have you done to my friend, Guddu? 1395 01:23:41,438 --> 01:23:42,605 [gasps] 1396 01:23:43,230 --> 01:23:44,980 [groans] 1397 01:23:52,146 --> 01:23:55,188 [Ramakant crying] 1398 01:23:57,521 --> 01:23:59,230 Idiot. 1399 01:24:01,105 --> 01:24:03,521 Now you better dispose of the body. 1400 01:24:04,563 --> 01:24:08,021 Dispose of it? [stammers] How do I do that? 1401 01:24:08,105 --> 01:24:10,313 I don't know how and where these things are done. 1402 01:24:13,355 --> 01:24:15,730 I know the perfect place. 1403 01:24:29,105 --> 01:24:32,521 Wait. Wait. Not there. 1404 01:24:35,105 --> 01:24:36,188 There. 1405 01:24:37,188 --> 01:24:38,521 Why? Why not here? 1406 01:24:38,605 --> 01:24:40,146 Hmm. 1407 01:24:40,230 --> 01:24:42,730 The prince of this theme park is buried there. 1408 01:24:44,105 --> 01:24:45,521 Mr Pherwani. 1409 01:24:45,605 --> 01:24:46,646 Huh? 1410 01:24:49,396 --> 01:24:52,313 He was so desperate to keep this stupid place that he… 1411 01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:54,063 [scoffs] 1412 01:24:54,146 --> 01:24:55,480 Died? 1413 01:24:55,563 --> 01:24:56,771 [dogs howling in distance] 1414 01:24:58,688 --> 01:25:00,355 [thunderclap] 1415 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:10,688 [groans] 1416 01:25:17,355 --> 01:25:18,396 [groans] 1417 01:25:41,438 --> 01:25:42,688 Huh? 1418 01:25:48,438 --> 01:25:49,521 What is this? 1419 01:25:50,230 --> 01:25:51,271 A pillow. 1420 01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:53,896 So your friend is nice and comfy. 1421 01:26:02,730 --> 01:26:04,355 I'm sorry, Guddu. 1422 01:26:10,730 --> 01:26:13,271 Do they lay you face up or face down in your grave? 1423 01:26:14,688 --> 01:26:16,480 We cremate our dead, so I'm not sure. 1424 01:26:17,855 --> 01:26:21,063 - Face up. - Face up. 1425 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:23,480 Ramu! 1426 01:26:25,230 --> 01:26:26,438 [panting] 1427 01:26:27,855 --> 01:26:28,896 Huh? 1428 01:26:29,605 --> 01:26:32,438 One thing you better get into your thick head, lover boy. 1429 01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:35,480 If anything happens to Malini, 1430 01:26:36,021 --> 01:26:40,438 that video of yours and this location pin will go straight to the police. 1431 01:26:44,105 --> 01:26:47,188 - Come on, madam, I already told you… - Madam. 1432 01:26:47,271 --> 01:26:49,313 First, you need to give it to me in writing 1433 01:26:49,396 --> 01:26:51,938 that these poor orphan children are not allowed to eat toast. 1434 01:26:52,021 --> 01:26:54,438 - Aren't we looking for your toaster? - As if you're looking for it. 1435 01:26:54,521 --> 01:26:56,605 I gave you the thief's name, address and everything. 1436 01:26:56,688 --> 01:26:59,063 But you people still can't find my toaster for me? 1437 01:26:59,146 --> 01:27:00,563 One minute. One minute. 1438 01:27:01,813 --> 01:27:02,980 - Salunke. - Yes, sir. 1439 01:27:04,146 --> 01:27:05,271 What kind of toaster? 1440 01:27:05,355 --> 01:27:08,813 Look, sir, it's my toaster. I even have a picture on my phone to show you. 1441 01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:17,980 And where does he live, this toaster thief? 1442 01:27:18,063 --> 01:27:22,271 Right there. In the Glen D'Souza's apartment complex. In the next building. 1443 01:27:22,355 --> 01:27:24,021 Ramakant Parikh is his name. 1444 01:27:24,771 --> 01:27:26,063 He's Glen's tenant. 1445 01:27:26,146 --> 01:27:29,188 Actually, sir, we conducted a thorough search of the apartment. 1446 01:27:29,271 --> 01:27:30,438 But no sign of the toaster. 1447 01:27:30,521 --> 01:27:33,646 Listen, sir, now I'll conduct a search and show you how the toaster turns up. 1448 01:27:33,730 --> 01:27:35,271 No. Look, madam… 1449 01:27:35,355 --> 01:27:38,146 The police are doing their job. If we find it, we'll let you know. 1450 01:27:38,230 --> 01:27:41,438 What will you people ever find? Just give me my phone back. 1451 01:27:41,521 --> 01:27:44,480 - You just drink water and go to bed. - Madam, I can live on fresh air as well. 1452 01:27:44,563 --> 01:27:45,980 Mmm. You're asking for a slap. 1453 01:27:52,146 --> 01:27:53,563 - [dramatic music plays] - [scoffs] 1454 01:27:56,188 --> 01:27:58,646 SHREE SHARADASHRAM APARTMENTS BORIVALI WEST, MUMBAI 400092 1455 01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,896 Where have you been all night? 1456 01:28:01,646 --> 01:28:03,563 Why was your phone switched off? 1457 01:28:04,646 --> 01:28:06,438 I-I went to the docks with Guddu. 1458 01:28:08,855 --> 01:28:11,396 So you were at the docks with Guddu, huh? 1459 01:28:12,146 --> 01:28:14,313 Or were you rolling around in the mud with some pig? 1460 01:28:14,980 --> 01:28:17,063 It's too early in the morning for all this. 1461 01:28:17,605 --> 01:28:20,771 You weren't here all night. So I have to do this in the morning. 1462 01:28:20,855 --> 01:28:22,438 Now you too can pounce on me? 1463 01:28:22,521 --> 01:28:23,646 You too? 1464 01:28:24,980 --> 01:28:26,688 Who else is pouncing on you, tell me? 1465 01:28:28,396 --> 01:28:30,646 Shilpa, I need to pee. Let me go. 1466 01:28:30,730 --> 01:28:33,188 I really don't give a damn. You can pee in your pants. 1467 01:28:33,271 --> 01:28:35,313 But I need to know, where were you all night? 1468 01:28:35,396 --> 01:28:36,480 Tell me. 1469 01:28:36,563 --> 01:28:39,021 - [doorbell rings] - Go get the door. 1470 01:28:39,105 --> 01:28:40,771 To hell with the door. Tell me now. 1471 01:28:40,855 --> 01:28:42,105 But I'm dying to pee. 1472 01:28:42,188 --> 01:28:44,896 I don't care. Pee in your pants if you like. I said, tell me! 1473 01:28:45,813 --> 01:28:47,980 - [doorbell rings] - Shilpa… 1474 01:28:54,896 --> 01:28:55,980 Ramakant? 1475 01:28:56,063 --> 01:28:57,688 Yes. 1476 01:28:57,771 --> 01:29:00,355 Mmm… Yeah, I got him. Let's go. 1477 01:29:00,438 --> 01:29:01,688 Shilpa! 1478 01:29:01,771 --> 01:29:03,813 - Hello, sir? Hold on, one second. - [Balgaode] Keep walking! 1479 01:29:03,896 --> 01:29:06,105 What are you doing? Where are you taking me? 1480 01:29:06,188 --> 01:29:08,771 - Just move. Move. - Sir, just listen to me. Sir, look. 1481 01:29:08,855 --> 01:29:11,313 - Move. Move! - Where are you… Shilpa! Shilpa! 1482 01:29:11,396 --> 01:29:13,396 Where are you… I'll file a police complaint against you. 1483 01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:15,563 - You can't kidnap people like this. - Yeah, go ahead and complain. 1484 01:29:15,646 --> 01:29:18,438 I am the police. And we're going to the police station. Now move. 1485 01:29:18,521 --> 01:29:19,855 What? Sir… sir. 1486 01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:21,355 Ramakant! 1487 01:29:22,146 --> 01:29:23,146 - Sir… Shilpa! - Stop! 1488 01:29:23,230 --> 01:29:24,896 - Sir, why are you harassing me, sir? - Stop right there! 1489 01:29:24,980 --> 01:29:26,396 I'm harassing you? Huh? 1490 01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:28,521 You steal toasters from hungry orphans. 1491 01:29:29,396 --> 01:29:30,396 Toaster? 1492 01:29:31,105 --> 01:29:32,605 Okay, no. 1493 01:29:32,688 --> 01:29:35,521 You're looking for Glen's toaster, right? What's hidden in that toaster? 1494 01:29:35,605 --> 01:29:37,355 Hey, shut up! What is she trying to say? 1495 01:29:37,438 --> 01:29:39,355 Stop playing detective. They're cops. You'll get me in trouble. 1496 01:29:39,438 --> 01:29:42,396 Would you shut up? I overheard you talking to someone on the phone. 1497 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,771 What exactly is in that toaster? 1498 01:29:43,855 --> 01:29:45,355 Has she fallen on her head? 1499 01:29:45,438 --> 01:29:47,063 What he's asking is, have you lost your mind? 1500 01:29:47,146 --> 01:29:49,605 - Shut up! - That's him! That's the guy! That's him! 1501 01:29:49,688 --> 01:29:51,605 Hey! You bloody thief! Sir! 1502 01:29:51,688 --> 01:29:54,938 I'm telling you, lay him on ice naked and then call me. 1503 01:29:55,021 --> 01:29:57,313 I'll thrash him so hard, he'll never be able to have toast again. 1504 01:29:57,396 --> 01:30:00,563 Oh, God, woman. Why have you come here? I'm handling the matter, can't you see? 1505 01:30:00,646 --> 01:30:04,563 Spare me, sir. The police have finally woken up from their sleep. 1506 01:30:04,646 --> 01:30:05,813 I thought I'd handle it myself. 1507 01:30:05,896 --> 01:30:07,521 Why aren't you talking? Tell them the truth. 1508 01:30:07,605 --> 01:30:08,730 - I definitely saw this guy. - Hmm. 1509 01:30:08,813 --> 01:30:12,105 Inspector, I even put a sticker on the toaster with my name on it. 1510 01:30:12,188 --> 01:30:15,271 This madam gave me a good thrashing with her slipper. 1511 01:30:15,355 --> 01:30:17,938 She said, "Is this your father's toaster?" 1512 01:30:18,021 --> 01:30:20,480 Don't say anything more than you're supposed to say. 1513 01:30:20,563 --> 01:30:22,355 Don't drag fathers into it. Understood? 1514 01:30:22,438 --> 01:30:24,438 So your name is Pichkoo? 1515 01:30:24,521 --> 01:30:27,813 - Yes, ma'am, how do you know? - Because you're very famous, that's why. 1516 01:30:29,230 --> 01:30:30,646 You're involved in this too? 1517 01:30:31,813 --> 01:30:36,313 Involved? What… what involved? Involved in what? 1518 01:30:36,396 --> 01:30:38,188 Look, sir. 1519 01:30:38,271 --> 01:30:41,230 Shilpa. One second. One second. One second. 1520 01:30:41,313 --> 01:30:43,230 Was it me? It was me, right? 1521 01:30:44,438 --> 01:30:46,021 Turn… Turn around. Turn around. 1522 01:30:46,105 --> 01:30:47,355 Yes. Now tell me. 1523 01:30:47,980 --> 01:30:50,355 - Out of the three of us, who was the man? - Hey! 1524 01:30:52,230 --> 01:30:54,646 - Hey! - You see that, sir? 1525 01:30:54,730 --> 01:30:59,105 Sir! The price of that toaster was 5,000. I even double-checked online. 1526 01:30:59,188 --> 01:31:01,313 And what if we give you 5,000? 1527 01:31:01,396 --> 01:31:03,855 Will you take back your complaint? 1528 01:31:03,938 --> 01:31:05,855 Five thousand bucks? Yes, I will do it. 1529 01:31:05,938 --> 01:31:07,771 I'll buy it on online sale. 1530 01:31:08,855 --> 01:31:10,730 Here you go, 5,000. 1531 01:31:10,813 --> 01:31:12,521 No need to count. I'm sure it's fine. 1532 01:31:12,605 --> 01:31:15,521 Hmm. So now is the case closed? 1533 01:31:15,605 --> 01:31:17,605 Yes. The case is closed. Let him go. 1534 01:31:17,688 --> 01:31:20,063 What do you mean, "Let him go"? How can we close the case just like that? 1535 01:31:20,146 --> 01:31:22,313 It's an out-of-court settlement, sir. I got what I wanted. 1536 01:31:22,396 --> 01:31:24,146 - [stammers] - Come with me. I'll deal with you. 1537 01:31:24,230 --> 01:31:26,605 You called me a man, right? Let me show you. Let's go. 1538 01:31:29,188 --> 01:31:30,855 There are murders in this city. 1539 01:31:30,938 --> 01:31:32,730 There's blackmail in this city. 1540 01:31:33,480 --> 01:31:36,980 And here you are defaming a decent man over a simple toaster? 1541 01:31:37,063 --> 01:31:39,980 He's a thief! He's not decent. 1542 01:31:40,063 --> 01:31:43,480 No, no, no. I know him very well. 1543 01:31:44,271 --> 01:31:45,521 Personally. 1544 01:31:45,605 --> 01:31:48,771 Isn't it? Now you may go. 1545 01:31:48,855 --> 01:31:53,230 Or should we file a complaint against you too, for harassment? 1546 01:31:53,313 --> 01:31:54,813 Uh. 1547 01:31:55,396 --> 01:31:56,396 Hmm. 1548 01:31:57,313 --> 01:31:59,355 - Sir. - Mmm. 1549 01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:05,063 Thank you, Mrs Pherwani. 1550 01:32:05,146 --> 01:32:06,313 We will pay you back. 1551 01:32:06,396 --> 01:32:08,813 Oh, no, no. Don't even talk about it, please. 1552 01:32:08,896 --> 01:32:11,063 You two are like my own. 1553 01:32:11,146 --> 01:32:12,230 [chuckles] 1554 01:32:12,313 --> 01:32:16,396 Then I also have some right over Ramakant, don't I? 1555 01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:17,855 Isn't it, Ramakant? 1556 01:32:18,521 --> 01:32:20,105 Hmm. Let's go. 1557 01:32:20,188 --> 01:32:21,813 Thank you. 1558 01:32:21,896 --> 01:32:24,105 - Welcome. - Did you steal that toaster? 1559 01:32:24,188 --> 01:32:26,396 - No, Shilpa. - Did you steal that toaster or not? 1560 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:28,188 Listen. Let me just thank her and come back. 1561 01:32:28,271 --> 01:32:31,605 - You've lied to me about everything. - I'll tell you. Let me go and thank her. 1562 01:32:31,688 --> 01:32:33,105 Did you steal that toaster or not? Tell me. 1563 01:32:33,188 --> 01:32:34,688 I'll tell you everything. One second. 1564 01:32:34,771 --> 01:32:36,563 You've lied to me about everything. Everything! 1565 01:32:36,646 --> 01:32:39,271 No, Shilpa. Lemme, lemme just go and thank her first. 1566 01:32:39,355 --> 01:32:40,896 Yeah, go. Go and say thank you. Go! 1567 01:32:40,980 --> 01:32:42,063 [grunts] Shilpa! 1568 01:32:44,105 --> 01:32:45,188 Shilp… 1569 01:32:46,313 --> 01:32:47,438 I… I'll be back. 1570 01:32:51,521 --> 01:32:53,938 Mrs Pherwani. Mrs Pherwani. 1571 01:32:54,605 --> 01:32:56,771 Are you trying to trap me? Why'd you give that money to her? 1572 01:32:56,855 --> 01:32:58,396 I was handling it, right? 1573 01:33:00,438 --> 01:33:02,605 "In this dry, barren land, 1574 01:33:03,605 --> 01:33:05,271 a new bud has bloomed." 1575 01:33:05,355 --> 01:33:06,813 What? 1576 01:33:06,896 --> 01:33:11,688 "It's like a whole new life is awakening," Ramu. 1577 01:33:11,771 --> 01:33:13,313 What shit are you reading, Mrs Pherwani? 1578 01:33:13,396 --> 01:33:14,855 What's with this life-awakening crap? 1579 01:33:19,230 --> 01:33:23,313 I'm going to be the mother of your child. 1580 01:33:23,396 --> 01:33:25,396 [gasps] 1581 01:33:29,521 --> 01:33:33,813 You're joking, right? Mrs Pherwani, who gets pregnant just from a massage? 1582 01:33:33,896 --> 01:33:34,980 [temple bell ringing] 1583 01:33:43,313 --> 01:33:45,480 SHIV SHANKAR GANESH 1584 01:33:45,563 --> 01:33:47,188 Oh, dear Lord. 1585 01:33:47,271 --> 01:33:48,980 [bell chiming] 1586 01:33:51,980 --> 01:33:53,021 [sighs] 1587 01:33:54,563 --> 01:33:55,605 Oh, dear Lord. 1588 01:33:56,563 --> 01:33:58,271 You're the one who knows it all. 1589 01:33:58,355 --> 01:34:01,771 And today, you'll have to answer me. Look. Please, please tell me. 1590 01:34:02,480 --> 01:34:05,438 Did, did I choose the stinginess for myself? 1591 01:34:05,521 --> 01:34:06,896 I only inherited it! 1592 01:34:08,105 --> 01:34:10,313 My father was even a bigger miser than me. 1593 01:34:11,021 --> 01:34:15,105 Even with condoms, he was stingy. Which is why I was born before my time. 1594 01:34:15,188 --> 01:34:16,896 [sighs] 1595 01:34:16,980 --> 01:34:19,771 And Lord, that crazy woman. 1596 01:34:19,855 --> 01:34:22,146 She keeps cooking up fake stories on her own. 1597 01:34:22,230 --> 01:34:25,813 Have mercy on me. Please protect me, God. 1598 01:34:25,896 --> 01:34:27,146 [sighs] 1599 01:34:27,230 --> 01:34:28,980 Else my marriage will fall apart. 1600 01:34:29,563 --> 01:34:31,813 Shilpa will dump me and go away, I swear, God. 1601 01:34:32,938 --> 01:34:35,396 And I won't be able to live without her. You know that. 1602 01:34:36,313 --> 01:34:37,521 Now you decide. 1603 01:34:37,605 --> 01:34:39,688 Please. Please. 1604 01:34:43,938 --> 01:34:44,980 Got you! 1605 01:34:47,230 --> 01:34:49,646 Tell me. Where's that toaster? 1606 01:34:51,313 --> 01:34:53,396 [dramatic music plays] 1607 01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:55,355 [no audible dialogue] 1608 01:35:04,855 --> 01:35:05,855 AMRE SIR 1609 01:35:05,938 --> 01:35:08,896 WE FOUND THE TOASTER, SIR. I'M SENDING THE LOCATION PIN. 1610 01:35:19,438 --> 01:35:20,688 Let's go. 1611 01:35:21,396 --> 01:35:22,480 Hey, move it. 1612 01:35:22,563 --> 01:35:26,063 No. You go, sir. I don't wanna go. I'm scared. 1613 01:35:27,938 --> 01:35:30,480 Scared of an old hag? Come on. Be a man. 1614 01:35:30,563 --> 01:35:33,146 Listen, sir, this isn't a house. It's a witch's cave. 1615 01:35:33,230 --> 01:35:35,521 - You don't know that lady. - Hey, enough. Please. 1616 01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:38,230 Now do one thing. Send her a message. 1617 01:35:38,313 --> 01:35:40,396 Say you're coming. She'll open the door. 1618 01:35:41,313 --> 01:35:42,605 The door will be open. 1619 01:35:43,896 --> 01:35:45,146 Which apartment? 1620 01:35:45,771 --> 01:35:47,355 B Wing, 206. 1621 01:35:49,438 --> 01:35:51,021 All the best, sir. 1622 01:35:53,396 --> 01:35:54,646 Ding-dong! 1623 01:35:58,313 --> 01:35:59,605 Mrs Pherwani? 1624 01:36:04,188 --> 01:36:05,188 Ding-dong? 1625 01:36:05,771 --> 01:36:07,146 Ding-dong, ding-dong? 1626 01:36:08,438 --> 01:36:09,605 Bloody hell. 1627 01:36:10,896 --> 01:36:15,188 Where are you hiding with the door wide open, Mrs Pherwani, huh? 1628 01:36:16,688 --> 01:36:19,521 A thief might break in and steal your precious toaster. 1629 01:36:19,605 --> 01:36:20,855 Then you'll come complaining to me. 1630 01:36:20,938 --> 01:36:23,646 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1631 01:36:23,730 --> 01:36:27,771 Turns out you're a bigger player than me. Come on. 1632 01:36:27,855 --> 01:36:29,230 [phone chimes] 1633 01:36:32,813 --> 01:36:37,396 THE JOB IS DONE COME TO THE OLD WOMAN'S HOUSE. 1634 01:36:41,188 --> 01:36:42,313 Mr Balgaode? 1635 01:36:43,855 --> 01:36:45,396 What! 1636 01:36:48,146 --> 01:36:49,438 Sir? 1637 01:36:49,521 --> 01:36:51,063 Hey! Sir! 1638 01:36:51,146 --> 01:36:53,896 Seems like you're hell-bent on making Malini a serial killer? 1639 01:36:56,688 --> 01:36:58,813 You know what you need to do next. 1640 01:37:38,855 --> 01:37:41,271 Stingy even with this. 1641 01:37:41,355 --> 01:37:45,105 You buried your friend here. You'll bury this guy here as well? 1642 01:37:46,146 --> 01:37:48,605 Am I a gravedigger, or what, huh? 1643 01:37:49,230 --> 01:37:50,771 Digging new graves every day? 1644 01:37:52,230 --> 01:37:54,521 Why don't you do it? Come on. Here, take this. 1645 01:37:54,605 --> 01:37:55,896 [Shilpa] Ramakant! 1646 01:37:58,813 --> 01:38:00,563 W-What is this you're doing? 1647 01:38:00,646 --> 01:38:02,521 [gasps] 1648 01:38:02,605 --> 01:38:04,105 [laughs] 1649 01:38:07,938 --> 01:38:09,355 Game over, Ramakant. 1650 01:38:10,063 --> 01:38:12,813 Now that the grave is already dug… 1651 01:38:12,896 --> 01:38:17,188 …the secret buried between Ramakant and Malini should also come out. Right? 1652 01:38:17,271 --> 01:38:19,605 What secret is she talking about, Ramakant? 1653 01:38:19,688 --> 01:38:22,646 You know those cheap horror shows on TV 1654 01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:25,646 that she keeps watching? Nothing's serious. It's a joke. 1655 01:38:25,730 --> 01:38:26,730 Now, 1656 01:38:28,105 --> 01:38:32,230 will Ramakant admit it or should Malini? 1657 01:38:32,313 --> 01:38:34,646 No, no, no! [stammering] Two minutes. 1658 01:38:34,730 --> 01:38:36,146 For two minutes, just stay quiet, please. 1659 01:38:36,230 --> 01:38:37,980 - I am… - What will you say? 1660 01:38:38,063 --> 01:38:40,980 Ramakant is speaking. You stay quiet. Be quiet. 1661 01:38:41,938 --> 01:38:43,063 Step back, please. 1662 01:38:43,146 --> 01:38:45,355 [stutters] Shilpa… 1663 01:38:45,938 --> 01:38:48,105 This old hag is out of her mind. 1664 01:38:48,188 --> 01:38:50,813 Try and understand what I'm saying, okay? 1665 01:38:50,896 --> 01:38:52,230 What is it? 1666 01:38:52,313 --> 01:38:54,271 Why are you scared of Ramakant? What is it? 1667 01:38:54,355 --> 01:38:55,355 It's not Ramakant. 1668 01:38:56,355 --> 01:38:57,521 Someone more terrifying. 1669 01:38:58,646 --> 01:39:00,355 [neck cracks] 1670 01:39:02,605 --> 01:39:04,230 Have you heard of The Undertaker? 1671 01:39:04,313 --> 01:39:05,938 Yeah… that… 1672 01:39:06,021 --> 01:39:07,313 That's who I am. 1673 01:39:08,855 --> 01:39:12,688 You bloody old hag, you… 1674 01:39:12,771 --> 01:39:15,021 You think you can kill me? You think you can kill me? 1675 01:39:15,105 --> 01:39:16,230 - [gags] - I will. 1676 01:39:16,313 --> 01:39:17,438 [both scream] 1677 01:39:17,521 --> 01:39:19,688 I'll choke-slam you, yeah? 1678 01:39:19,771 --> 01:39:21,063 [grunts] 1679 01:39:21,146 --> 01:39:22,605 [breathes heavily] 1680 01:39:22,688 --> 01:39:25,355 Speak up! Where is the toaster? Tell me! 1681 01:39:25,438 --> 01:39:27,146 Why do you need the toaster? 1682 01:39:27,230 --> 01:39:28,230 Video. 1683 01:39:29,605 --> 01:39:32,480 It's inside the toaster, right? 1684 01:39:33,688 --> 01:39:35,896 I told you there's something inside that toaster. 1685 01:39:35,980 --> 01:39:38,188 Shh. There's nothing. 1686 01:39:38,271 --> 01:39:40,688 How do you know there's a video in the toaster? 1687 01:39:40,771 --> 01:39:44,230 Because I know everything. Come on, hand it over now. 1688 01:39:47,063 --> 01:39:50,396 You can kill me, but I will not tell you where the toaster is. 1689 01:39:50,480 --> 01:39:53,646 I will kill you. I'll kill you right here. 1690 01:39:53,730 --> 01:39:54,938 Get it, bitch? 1691 01:39:55,021 --> 01:39:57,438 Where is it? Where is the toaster? 1692 01:39:57,521 --> 01:39:58,980 [screams] 1693 01:40:00,355 --> 01:40:02,063 Ramakant's video is in the toaster. 1694 01:40:02,146 --> 01:40:05,688 Ramakant's video is in the toaster. My video is in the toaster, Shilpa. 1695 01:40:05,771 --> 01:40:09,063 What are you blabbering about? What video of Ramakant is in the toaster? 1696 01:40:09,146 --> 01:40:11,521 Hey, you moron! What is this video of you now? 1697 01:40:11,605 --> 01:40:12,771 Huh? 1698 01:40:12,855 --> 01:40:18,813 I mean… Amre said there's a video of him with some woman. You're saying it's your… 1699 01:40:18,896 --> 01:40:21,771 Oh! Ouch! [laughs] 1700 01:40:21,855 --> 01:40:24,563 That means you and Amre have something going on. An affair? 1701 01:40:24,646 --> 01:40:25,730 Hey! 1702 01:40:25,813 --> 01:40:27,146 You guys are having an affair. 1703 01:40:27,230 --> 01:40:29,271 What the hell is he talking about? 1704 01:40:29,355 --> 01:40:31,938 Who is this Amre, and what is going on between the two of you? 1705 01:40:32,021 --> 01:40:34,438 Listen. There's nothing! Who's Amre? Who's Amre? 1706 01:40:34,521 --> 01:40:36,646 Your curse, my boss, Amre! 1707 01:40:36,730 --> 01:40:38,605 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1708 01:40:39,980 --> 01:40:42,855 Get it out! Get the toaster. Come on. 1709 01:40:42,938 --> 01:40:45,313 You'll hit me? You'll kill me? 1710 01:40:45,396 --> 01:40:46,896 - Go ahead. - Okay. 1711 01:40:46,980 --> 01:40:48,105 [groans] 1712 01:40:48,188 --> 01:40:49,355 You did it! 1713 01:40:49,938 --> 01:40:51,021 How can you hit an old woman? 1714 01:40:51,105 --> 01:40:52,855 - Hey! - Sir! Sir! 1715 01:40:52,938 --> 01:40:55,605 I need to have that bloody toaster right now! 1716 01:40:55,688 --> 01:40:57,063 Sir, sir, sir, sir! 1717 01:40:57,146 --> 01:40:58,646 - Don't shoot, sir. - [Shilpa shudders] 1718 01:40:58,730 --> 01:41:02,480 Shilpa, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Huh? Sir, sir, sir. 1719 01:41:03,271 --> 01:41:04,771 R-Ramakant will bring you the toaster. 1720 01:41:04,855 --> 01:41:07,230 - Okay. - Ramakant is bringing you the toaster. 1721 01:41:07,313 --> 01:41:09,188 - Hold your fire. - Mmm. 1722 01:41:09,271 --> 01:41:10,771 [Shilpa sobs] 1723 01:41:12,730 --> 01:41:15,063 [grunts] Sir. Here's the toaster. 1724 01:41:15,146 --> 01:41:16,188 Yes! 1725 01:41:16,271 --> 01:41:17,563 - I'll get it out. - Hmm. 1726 01:41:18,188 --> 01:41:19,355 [strains] 1727 01:41:25,896 --> 01:41:27,521 BAADU LOCATION PIN 1728 01:41:30,855 --> 01:41:31,855 Thank you. 1729 01:41:42,313 --> 01:41:44,896 Check her out. Are you crazy or what? 1730 01:41:44,980 --> 01:41:47,105 - [gunshot] - Hey! Hey! 1731 01:41:47,188 --> 01:41:50,146 - Stand back. And don't you dare move. - Okay. 1732 01:41:50,230 --> 01:41:52,896 And you! You tell me the whole truth. 1733 01:41:52,980 --> 01:41:55,188 You're not just a miser, you know. 1734 01:41:55,271 --> 01:41:57,563 - You're also a liar. - Let's go home and talk about it. 1735 01:41:57,646 --> 01:41:59,771 - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! - [gunshot] 1736 01:41:59,855 --> 01:42:00,980 [whimpers] 1737 01:42:01,063 --> 01:42:02,730 [crying] 1738 01:42:06,563 --> 01:42:08,938 I don't wanna play anymore. No more games for me. 1739 01:42:09,021 --> 01:42:11,438 - Kill me. Kill me. - [panting] 1740 01:42:11,521 --> 01:42:13,188 Kill Ramakant, for God's sake! 1741 01:42:13,271 --> 01:42:15,396 Why do you keep calling yourself Ramakant all the time? 1742 01:42:16,271 --> 01:42:19,105 This is also her doing. That witch who's slowly getting up. 1743 01:42:19,188 --> 01:42:20,646 She just won't die. 1744 01:42:21,355 --> 01:42:25,355 You wanted to know, right? What's going on between Malini and Ramakant? 1745 01:42:25,438 --> 01:42:28,105 That massage… pouncing… 1746 01:42:29,063 --> 01:42:30,521 Shil… Shilpa… 1747 01:42:30,605 --> 01:42:32,313 Physical relationship. 1748 01:42:32,396 --> 01:42:34,980 She's lying through her teeth. This witch makes up all kinds of stories. 1749 01:42:35,063 --> 01:42:36,188 [Shilpa] Shut up! 1750 01:42:36,271 --> 01:42:38,021 That's why. 1751 01:42:38,105 --> 01:42:40,521 So, that's why you wanted to live among all the old people, huh? 1752 01:42:40,605 --> 01:42:42,146 No, no. No, no. 1753 01:42:42,230 --> 01:42:45,230 And that's why you find these four grey hairs of mine hot? 1754 01:42:45,313 --> 01:42:47,105 - They are hot. - Shut up! 1755 01:42:47,855 --> 01:42:49,521 Don't get fooled by her old age. 1756 01:42:49,605 --> 01:42:52,563 She's, she's made of steel, Shilpa! 1757 01:42:52,646 --> 01:42:56,021 This old hag can do a hundred pull-ups with just one hand! 1758 01:42:58,396 --> 01:42:59,521 All this shit. 1759 01:43:00,896 --> 01:43:03,938 Shilpa, all this happened all because of this cursed toaster. 1760 01:43:04,646 --> 01:43:05,813 You remember this, right? 1761 01:43:05,896 --> 01:43:07,896 I stole it from the orphanage. 1762 01:43:08,938 --> 01:43:10,230 [Mangesh] Thief! Thief! 1763 01:43:10,313 --> 01:43:11,688 - Give it to me. - Let go of it. 1764 01:43:11,771 --> 01:43:13,396 - My toaster! - Leave it! 1765 01:43:19,813 --> 01:43:21,105 I panicked, Shilpa! 1766 01:43:27,021 --> 01:43:31,730 All this mess, Shilpa, happened because of this bloody toaster! 1767 01:43:31,813 --> 01:43:32,813 [gasps] 1768 01:43:34,146 --> 01:43:35,230 Bloody hell. 1769 01:43:37,396 --> 01:43:38,980 Two SD cards? 1770 01:43:41,313 --> 01:43:43,063 [screams] 1771 01:43:43,146 --> 01:43:46,646 Hey, hey, hey! Don't do it, don't do it. No, no, no. No. 1772 01:43:46,730 --> 01:43:49,271 - Mrs Pherwani. - Ramu. 1773 01:43:49,355 --> 01:43:50,563 Give it. Give it to her. 1774 01:43:50,646 --> 01:43:52,313 [chuckles] 1775 01:43:57,230 --> 01:43:59,855 Put the card in the phone. Show me the video. 1776 01:44:11,480 --> 01:44:12,980 Play it. 1777 01:44:13,938 --> 01:44:16,063 [moaning] 1778 01:44:16,146 --> 01:44:18,813 Say my name. Amre. 1779 01:44:18,896 --> 01:44:21,980 - [moans] - Amru! Amru! 1780 01:44:26,355 --> 01:44:27,855 [moaning continues] 1781 01:44:35,563 --> 01:44:37,230 Please, turn it off. 1782 01:44:37,980 --> 01:44:40,355 I've had enough for today. Please. 1783 01:44:40,438 --> 01:44:43,646 - Yes, sir… - Hey! Don't. Give it here. Let me see. 1784 01:44:44,230 --> 01:44:45,563 [Amre laughs] 1785 01:44:47,063 --> 01:44:48,480 - Sir. - Mmm. 1786 01:44:50,021 --> 01:44:52,063 - You're a policeman, right? - Mmm. 1787 01:44:52,146 --> 01:44:53,646 Why don't you do something? 1788 01:44:53,730 --> 01:44:55,938 Wake up the animal inside you, sir. 1789 01:44:56,855 --> 01:45:00,271 All hail the tiger, sir. You are a tiger. 1790 01:45:01,230 --> 01:45:03,605 Hey, hey, not here. The other side. The other side. 1791 01:45:03,688 --> 01:45:06,646 Drop the gun. Drop the gun. The gun. Drop the gun. 1792 01:45:06,730 --> 01:45:09,396 - Bloody hag! Drop the gun! - Huh? 1793 01:45:09,480 --> 01:45:12,271 Drop the gun! Drop it! Drop it! 1794 01:45:12,355 --> 01:45:15,813 Drop it! Drop it! Drop it, you bitch, drop the gun! 1795 01:45:15,896 --> 01:45:17,063 [gunshot] 1796 01:45:18,271 --> 01:45:19,688 [grunts] 1797 01:45:19,771 --> 01:45:21,146 [groans] Shilpa, run! 1798 01:45:27,605 --> 01:45:28,896 - Where do we go? - Here. Here. Come on. 1799 01:45:29,605 --> 01:45:30,646 [gunshot] 1800 01:45:33,063 --> 01:45:34,271 [both grunt] 1801 01:45:35,105 --> 01:45:37,146 Here. Here. Come on. 1802 01:45:42,813 --> 01:45:43,855 Ramu! 1803 01:45:44,480 --> 01:45:46,188 Come to Malini. 1804 01:45:47,521 --> 01:45:50,021 [clicking] 1805 01:45:51,813 --> 01:45:52,813 [groans] 1806 01:45:53,771 --> 01:45:54,980 She's out of bullets. 1807 01:45:55,063 --> 01:45:57,605 - I'll go and check. - Shilpa, no, no. She'll kill you. 1808 01:45:58,521 --> 01:46:00,605 I didn't earn my judo black belt just to hold my pants up. 1809 01:46:00,688 --> 01:46:02,355 "Just to hold your pants up," I know. 1810 01:46:02,438 --> 01:46:04,771 She'll beat you up so badly, your black belt will turn blue. 1811 01:46:05,313 --> 01:46:07,021 - Just shut up. - Shilpa! Shilpa! 1812 01:46:07,105 --> 01:46:08,396 Sh… Shilpa. [whimpers] 1813 01:46:15,688 --> 01:46:17,396 Why are you bowing in front of her? 1814 01:46:25,063 --> 01:46:26,855 [grunting] 1815 01:46:31,355 --> 01:46:32,563 [gasps] 1816 01:46:36,105 --> 01:46:37,521 [screams] 1817 01:46:49,813 --> 01:46:51,688 Ramakant. 1818 01:46:51,771 --> 01:46:52,896 [screams] 1819 01:46:52,980 --> 01:46:54,063 Put her down! 1820 01:46:56,146 --> 01:46:57,896 [panting] 1821 01:47:00,105 --> 01:47:02,855 Didn't I tell you? She's made of steel. Don't fight her. 1822 01:47:02,938 --> 01:47:05,938 What's the point of saying, "I told you so"? Do something! 1823 01:47:07,980 --> 01:47:10,563 Mrs Pherwani, we've had enough of you. 1824 01:47:12,188 --> 01:47:15,563 I've never hit a woman in my life. But if I lose my shit… 1825 01:47:15,646 --> 01:47:17,271 [grunts] 1826 01:47:18,688 --> 01:47:20,271 Did I send you to have a chat? 1827 01:47:52,438 --> 01:47:53,646 [yells] 1828 01:48:24,521 --> 01:48:25,730 [yells] 1829 01:48:30,771 --> 01:48:32,063 [thuds] 1830 01:48:41,146 --> 01:48:42,938 [Amre] Hey! Hey, buddy! 1831 01:48:44,271 --> 01:48:45,605 Where is the inspector? 1832 01:48:53,771 --> 01:48:56,896 So what you're telling me is the bullet that hit the inspector 1833 01:48:56,980 --> 01:48:58,813 was fired by that old hag? 1834 01:48:58,896 --> 01:49:00,480 Yes. Yes, sir. I swear. 1835 01:49:01,313 --> 01:49:03,438 My video, have you guys watched it? 1836 01:49:04,480 --> 01:49:05,688 No… no, sir. 1837 01:49:07,938 --> 01:49:09,521 All right. You guys can go. 1838 01:49:09,605 --> 01:49:10,730 - We can go? - Yeah. 1839 01:49:11,688 --> 01:49:13,480 - Do you have a safety pin? - No, sir. 1840 01:49:13,563 --> 01:49:14,563 [clears throat] 1841 01:49:15,230 --> 01:49:16,771 - What is it? - What? 1842 01:49:16,855 --> 01:49:17,938 What do you want? 1843 01:49:18,021 --> 01:49:19,438 No, sir, I just wanted to ask you something. 1844 01:49:19,521 --> 01:49:20,521 Yeah? 1845 01:49:20,605 --> 01:49:22,480 You'll copy the video from this card into your phone, 1846 01:49:22,563 --> 01:49:23,855 and then delete it after you watch it? 1847 01:49:23,938 --> 01:49:25,271 Yeah. 1848 01:49:25,355 --> 01:49:28,396 - Why? - He has no idea. 1849 01:49:28,480 --> 01:49:29,646 What? 1850 01:49:29,730 --> 01:49:31,730 - Don't you know? - Know what? 1851 01:49:31,813 --> 01:49:34,688 Sir, these days, hackers have come up with all kinds of tricks. 1852 01:49:34,771 --> 01:49:38,105 They know how to recover deleted videos, and spread them all over the net. 1853 01:49:38,188 --> 01:49:40,646 It's not safe anymore. S-Sir, do one thing. 1854 01:49:40,730 --> 01:49:42,980 The pit is already dug. You just bury it. Bury it. 1855 01:49:43,063 --> 01:49:44,896 It could still be recovered, even if you bury it. 1856 01:49:44,980 --> 01:49:48,313 Oh, yeah. It could be found. So you… Better you burn it. End of story. Burn it. 1857 01:49:48,396 --> 01:49:50,355 - Do you have a matchbox? - No, sir. 1858 01:49:50,438 --> 01:49:51,646 Sir, drop it in water. 1859 01:49:51,730 --> 01:49:54,063 But if you drop it in water, it can be recovered and dried again. 1860 01:49:54,146 --> 01:49:55,230 What's the point of drying it? 1861 01:49:55,313 --> 01:49:57,188 When you hang wet clothes on the line, they dry. Don't they? 1862 01:49:57,271 --> 01:49:58,438 Hey! 1863 01:49:59,271 --> 01:50:00,396 [chewing] 1864 01:50:01,271 --> 01:50:03,813 You swallowed my video. I mean, you swallowed your own video? 1865 01:50:05,605 --> 01:50:07,563 [gulping] 1866 01:50:09,980 --> 01:50:11,521 How will a hacker find it now? 1867 01:50:12,396 --> 01:50:14,646 [chuckles] Of course, sir. How will they find it now? 1868 01:50:14,730 --> 01:50:16,563 Thank you, sir. Bye, sir. Excuse us. 1869 01:50:21,563 --> 01:50:23,355 [gulps] Do you have water? 1870 01:50:23,438 --> 01:50:25,980 [employee] No, sir. No water. 1871 01:50:26,063 --> 01:50:27,688 - Do you have water? - No, sir. 1872 01:50:27,771 --> 01:50:29,188 [dogs barking in distance] 1873 01:50:29,271 --> 01:50:32,521 Thank you, Shilpa. You saved me. Let's get out of here. 1874 01:50:34,605 --> 01:50:35,688 We got out, right? 1875 01:50:36,771 --> 01:50:39,021 Now it's your turn, okay? You get out. 1876 01:50:39,105 --> 01:50:40,896 "You get out" meaning? 1877 01:50:40,980 --> 01:50:42,063 Hmm. 1878 01:50:43,063 --> 01:50:44,980 Why don't you go to some other old lady now? 1879 01:50:45,480 --> 01:50:47,605 Why would you say that? 1880 01:50:47,688 --> 01:50:50,771 Didn't you see it? It was she who set me up. 1881 01:50:51,438 --> 01:50:52,563 She was blackmailing me. 1882 01:50:53,105 --> 01:50:54,396 Okay. Tell me one thing. 1883 01:50:55,480 --> 01:50:57,730 If you were in my shoes, what would you have done? 1884 01:51:06,105 --> 01:51:08,105 [engine straining] 1885 01:51:11,063 --> 01:51:14,271 It must have run out of fuel. I fill the bare minimum. 1886 01:51:16,896 --> 01:51:18,021 Hey! Shilpa? 1887 01:51:21,438 --> 01:51:22,563 Shilpa! Please wait! 1888 01:51:24,688 --> 01:51:25,771 Shilpa… Shilpa. 1889 01:51:32,480 --> 01:51:33,855 What you said was right. 1890 01:51:34,855 --> 01:51:35,855 I'm a sick guy. 1891 01:51:38,813 --> 01:51:42,688 I'd have to be sick to go to Guruji's place to beg for the toaster. 1892 01:51:44,230 --> 01:51:45,563 To steal from an orphanage. 1893 01:51:48,646 --> 01:51:51,480 And to be honest, I… Shilpa, I didn't feel bad about it. 1894 01:52:02,480 --> 01:52:04,480 I looked right into your eyes and lied. 1895 01:52:06,521 --> 01:52:08,688 But what happened with Malini, Shilpa… 1896 01:52:10,896 --> 01:52:13,271 I didn't just feel bad for myself… 1897 01:52:14,438 --> 01:52:16,021 I felt bad for you too. 1898 01:52:18,021 --> 01:52:19,438 I felt bad for us. 1899 01:52:21,480 --> 01:52:22,813 Shilpa, I know that… 1900 01:52:24,313 --> 01:52:25,980 my sickness lies in being stingy. 1901 01:52:29,230 --> 01:52:31,355 But not in being a pervert at all. 1902 01:52:32,521 --> 01:52:33,688 Not at all. 1903 01:52:35,396 --> 01:52:36,521 I'm sorry. 1904 01:52:45,771 --> 01:52:47,146 I'm sorry. 1905 01:52:53,938 --> 01:52:56,646 By the way, there was one more thing I wanted to tell you. 1906 01:52:57,563 --> 01:53:00,355 Get those four grey hairs dyed, please. 1907 01:53:01,271 --> 01:53:02,271 [chuckles] 1908 01:53:05,771 --> 01:53:07,271 Excuse me. 1909 01:53:07,355 --> 01:53:09,855 Does this road lead down to the city centre? 1910 01:53:09,938 --> 01:53:11,438 Yeah. 1911 01:53:11,521 --> 01:53:12,730 One second! 1912 01:53:12,813 --> 01:53:14,896 - Yes, ma'am? - The city centre? 1913 01:53:14,980 --> 01:53:16,188 Yes, yes. 1914 01:53:52,521 --> 01:53:54,646 Since it's our anniversary, shall we go out for lunch? 1915 01:53:54,730 --> 01:53:56,271 Sure, let's do it. 1916 01:54:06,271 --> 01:54:07,355 Happy? 1917 01:54:18,188 --> 01:54:19,938 Is the procession here? 1918 01:54:20,021 --> 01:54:21,146 Okay, I'm on my way. 1919 01:54:23,730 --> 01:54:25,271 I'd like to see a nice perfume, please. 1920 01:54:25,355 --> 01:54:26,605 Yes, sir. 1921 01:54:29,813 --> 01:54:32,105 Here you go. 5,000. 1922 01:54:32,730 --> 01:54:35,313 Show me something better than this. 1923 01:54:35,396 --> 01:54:36,646 Better than this? 1924 01:54:39,146 --> 01:54:40,938 Here, sir. 10,000. 1925 01:54:41,646 --> 01:54:44,313 - Is this the best you've got? - No, we do have better ones. 1926 01:54:44,396 --> 01:54:45,896 Shall I show you those? 1927 01:54:46,771 --> 01:54:47,813 Very well, sir. 1928 01:54:48,521 --> 01:54:49,896 I have something special. 1929 01:54:49,980 --> 01:54:51,063 Yeah. Here. 1930 01:54:51,855 --> 01:54:54,646 It's the last one left. All the film stars use this one. 1931 01:54:54,730 --> 01:54:56,188 Hero, zeroes and villains. 1932 01:54:56,271 --> 01:54:57,896 - Really? - Yeah. 1933 01:54:57,980 --> 01:54:59,355 Twenty-five thousand. 1934 01:55:05,021 --> 01:55:06,146 Card machine. 1935 01:55:10,938 --> 01:55:12,605 Spray me for six bucks. 1936 01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:18,646 [chuckles] 1937 01:55:24,521 --> 01:55:25,771 One more. 1938 01:55:25,855 --> 01:55:27,480 Six! 1939 01:55:28,771 --> 01:55:29,896 Sir, sir, sir. 1940 01:55:30,730 --> 01:55:32,105 Uh, only for you. 133696