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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,541 Do they lay you face up or face down in your grave? 2 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:15,583 We cremate our dead, so I'm not sure. 3 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:45,125 Mr Amre, what would you like to say? 4 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:48,083 I am here to give these people one last and final warning. 5 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:52,291 Under the guise of massage parlours, they're running sleazy businesses 6 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:55,375 and attempting to defame India's great culture and value system. 7 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,916 And I swear by the thousands of workers standing with me, 8 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,166 if I win the upcoming elections… 9 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,708 I will shut down this entire illegal racket. 10 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,625 And for our country's women, 11 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:07,708 who work in these suspicious massage parlours, 12 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:11,375 I shall do everything I can to find them honest employment 13 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:13,125 and help them get back on their feet again. 14 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:14,291 That is all I have to say. 15 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,416 - What kind of leader do we want? - One more question, sir! 16 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:26,166 Hey! 17 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:29,958 Not here. 18 00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:31,750 Only inside. 19 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,083 - Okay! - Go! 20 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,208 Go! 21 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,416 Say my name, Amre. 22 00:03:13,958 --> 00:03:15,541 Amru, Amru. 23 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:22,583 Respected sir, I have recorded everything you did in your room today. 24 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:24,625 Sending you a teaser. Also note, sir, 25 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:28,458 if anything happens to me, even a viral flu, your video will go viral too. 26 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:34,625 Listen, I'm sorry, madam. I don't think you understand. 27 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:38,208 In the last two days, I've called you six times already. 28 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:39,708 I understand, sir. 29 00:03:39,791 --> 00:03:41,750 May I please put you on hold for two minutes? 30 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:44,458 No, no, no. Please don't put me on hold. 31 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:46,500 As it is, the music you play is terrible. 32 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:48,250 You're not getting it. 33 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:51,125 - Six rupees. - Good morning, sir. 34 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:54,416 You know, in last month's phone bill, my wife had to pay six rupees extra. 35 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,291 Yes, sir. It will be credited to your account next month. 36 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,666 - But why are you panting, sir? - Why am I panting? 37 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,000 - What's your name, again? - It's Payal. 38 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:08,625 So this call I made, is it being recorded for quality purposes? 39 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,583 Yes, sir. 40 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:12,083 Very good. 41 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:16,958 So, Payal, my dear, I am a 73-year-old man. Okay? 42 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,166 This stress you're putting me through… 43 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:24,458 At this rate, your current customer will become my future widow very soon. 44 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:26,541 Sir, please don't stress. 45 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:29,458 Your charges will definitely be reversed in your next month's bill. 46 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:33,375 Next month? Next month, my wife will have to take you to court. 47 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,416 For my… For my heart attack. 48 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:40,750 Payal, listen. Do me a favour. 49 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:45,208 See, you can refund it to me in cash. I'll come to your headquarters. Okay? 50 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:47,375 Sorry, sir. I can only credit it. 51 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:50,208 But thank you for calling Telecorex. An executive… 52 00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:57,750 Good morning, uncle. 53 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,083 Hey! 54 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,125 What? 55 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,000 - How much? - 307. 56 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:07,166 Five hundred. 57 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:11,791 I wasn't out shopping all morning. I have been working out. 58 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,083 Oh, yeah? 59 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,333 - Did you steal this from the temple? - Hey! 60 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,041 - Hey! - Huh? 61 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:20,916 Hey. My banana! 62 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:23,083 My banana. 63 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,416 He will pay. 64 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,833 Cut it from the rent. 65 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,583 Take a shower for God's sake. 66 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,708 - How much is it? - Three hundred and seven. 67 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:31,791 Three hundred and… 68 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,208 Where the hell is he coming from? 69 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:42,250 Our country's by-lanes may be narrow, 70 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,958 but the stories they tell are very intriguing. 71 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:48,375 Today's incident is no different. 72 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:52,083 It makes you sit up and wonder, what caused this death? 73 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:55,750 Was it the awful recipe for the okra curry 74 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:59,625 that Pappu's mother criticised in the common group chat? 75 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:02,041 - There's plenty of natural light. - Or was it Mrs Srivastav? 76 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:05,291 Why do you need the light on? Just switch it off. 77 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:08,291 Mumbai winter doesn't last for more than a few days. 78 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:10,000 Enjoy. Why do you need the fan? 79 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:12,208 They say it might even snow this time. 80 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:13,333 - Really? - Hmm. 81 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,708 Global warming, bro, global warming. Good, we'll save on expenses. 82 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:19,916 Shilpa, why do you have to watch these gory murder mysteries 83 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 first thing in the morning? 84 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,333 One day, we too might end up like this. 85 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:25,875 End up like this? 86 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:27,458 If someone does… 87 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:30,000 …I'll flip them over. 88 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,583 I don't have a black belt in judo just to hold my pants up. 89 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,583 I'll save you. 90 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:36,583 And who will save you from me? 91 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:41,666 What are you staring at? These two gray hairs of mine? 92 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,416 No, no! You're looking hot. 93 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,375 You can go butter your old aunties, okay? 94 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:48,125 I'll turn into an old hag if we continue to live here. 95 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,458 I'll dye your grey hair with watercolours. 96 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:51,958 Watercolour will not disguise my grey hair. 97 00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:54,875 This apartment complex shouldn't be called "Peace Apartments," 98 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,083 but "Rest in Peace Apartments." 99 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,750 Why can't we move somewhere else? 100 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:02,291 Shilpa! Don't start again! 101 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,708 The rent here is so low, it's still stuck in the dark ages. 102 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:08,166 This… 103 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:11,500 Mrs Fateha's head scarf. It falls here every day. And you know what? 104 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:13,750 You won't find a cheaper, prettier place anywhere else. 105 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,500 Honey, I'm serious. 106 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:17,458 I can't handle these old fogeys anymore. 107 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:18,708 Come on, let's make a baby. 108 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:21,875 Hey! One second, one second! What's wrong with you? 109 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:24,166 You're bored, so you have a baby? Is that how it works? 110 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:27,083 Look, if you're bored, watch TV. Scroll reels. 111 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:30,625 Shilpa, kids are a lifetime investment with zero returns. No benefits at all. 112 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:31,916 Get lost. 113 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Uh… 114 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,416 Okay, listen. There's some good news. 115 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,833 What is it? 116 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,166 I just spoke with the Telecorex people. 117 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,041 - Hmm? - Remember the six bucks? 118 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,958 They'll credit it to your next month's bill. 119 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:45,250 Enjoy! 120 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:47,500 Six bucks. 121 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,041 All this effort for six bloody bucks? 122 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:52,500 Your obsession with money is getting worse. 123 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:55,125 It's six whole bucks. That's hard-earned money. 124 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,541 You can get two bananas for six bucks if you bargain really hard. 125 00:07:57,625 --> 00:07:58,708 Just forget it. 126 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,416 Would you like some hard-earned porridge or bread? 127 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,166 Neither. 128 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,708 Free toast. At Mrs D'Souza's place. 129 00:08:06,791 --> 00:08:09,083 By the way, there's also free dinner today. 130 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:11,208 - Free dinner? How come? - Yeah. 131 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,291 You've forgotten? 132 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:14,875 It's my Guruji's daughter's wedding. 133 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:16,875 Once again? 134 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,458 How many daughters does your Guruji have? 135 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,958 Come home early this evening. We have to pick up a gift. 136 00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:24,208 A gift? 137 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:36,833 Mrs D'Souza. 138 00:08:37,916 --> 00:08:39,333 Mrs… 139 00:08:39,416 --> 00:08:40,958 Good morning! 140 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,666 Good morning, Ramakant. 141 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,750 - Good morning. - Hmm, how are you? 142 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,958 - I'm good. Thank you. - Mmm. 143 00:08:47,041 --> 00:08:49,708 And here you go. Medication for your constipation. 144 00:08:49,791 --> 00:08:53,291 Ooh! You're such an angel. Thank you for remembering. 145 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,958 Oh, no Mrs D'Souza. If I don't take care of you, who will? 146 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,750 - You see… - Mmm. 147 00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,958 …I missed my breakfast since I was running around for your medicine. 148 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,541 Oh! Breakfast? 149 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,166 Yeah, sure. 150 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,291 Toast? Ah. 151 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:08,375 Mmm. 152 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:10,958 Oh, no, no, no! It's burnt. 153 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:12,958 - No, no. It's okay. It's okay. - Okay. 154 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:15,125 This damn toaster's not working properly. 155 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:20,750 What happened? Did you poop this morning? 156 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,541 I did, a bit. 157 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:24,458 So, Mrs D'Souza. 158 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:26,916 Did I tell you Shilpa's going ahead with the IVF? 159 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:30,041 - We're trying for a baby, you know. - Mm-hmm. 160 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:31,500 It took a lot of convincing. 161 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:33,958 But I love kids. 162 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,916 It's very expensive. Our expenses are through the roof. 163 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:41,500 Mrs D'Souza, 164 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,708 if the rent could be reduced a little, it would be of great help. 165 00:09:46,541 --> 00:09:48,625 - Uh. - Why don't you let me butter your bread? 166 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:52,625 Mmm. Go slow on the buttering. There will be no discount on the rent. 167 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:53,791 Bloody con man. 168 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:55,250 Bloody chimney! 169 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,458 It's my house! And only I decide what happens here and what doesn't! 170 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,083 Go back to your beach house. Go! 171 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,833 Five hundred less. 172 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:07,541 Go, go. 173 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:14,708 Can you reduce it a little more than five hundred? 174 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:16,375 D'Souza. 175 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:18,750 Your favourite marmalade… oh. 176 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,500 - Marmalade I've got for you. - Aw! Thank you so much! 177 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:22,583 Eat it. 178 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,083 - Hello, Mrs Pherwani. - Hello. 179 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,791 Come. Please sit, please come sit. I was just leaving. 180 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,875 Thank you. Thank you. 181 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,208 Noir Mirage? 182 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:35,958 - Oh! Yes. - Suits your personality. 183 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:37,083 Thank you. 184 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,750 It's on discount at my store. 185 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,166 Very good. 186 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,791 - Okay, Mrs D'Souza. - Okay. 187 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,958 - We'll talk later. Do let me know. - Yeah. Bye. 188 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:46,500 - Bye, Mrs Pherwani. - Bye. 189 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,125 Guddu, what is this? Such a huge amount. 190 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,500 Did you bring back a camel from Dubai this time along with the perfume? 191 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:59,375 You're selling fake stuff at genuine prices. 192 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,958 But don't wanna pay the genuine price to me for the fake stuff? 193 00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,833 - No, no… - Take it back. He doesn't want it. 194 00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:05,875 No, no. Don't do that. Listen. 195 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,041 Bring it here. 196 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,291 Come on, Guddu. Why would you do that? 197 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:11,000 You're my bro. 198 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:14,916 This is great. You put a gun to my head and conduct business. 199 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,041 My father was a shooter. 200 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,208 It's just that… 201 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,208 I had to get into this business for my mother's sake. 202 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,958 Guddu, please see what you can do. A small discount. 203 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,458 Ramakant. 204 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:29,791 Special tea? With milk? 205 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:30,875 No! 206 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,000 I'm lactose intolerant. 207 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,375 - What? - Lactose intolerant. 208 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:39,500 - I see. - You know what that is, right? 209 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,791 Listen, forget about it. Just pay for this. 210 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,000 I told you to come home early today. 211 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,125 Put on your jacket. We're getting late for the wedding. 212 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,708 Yeah. I was packing a gift for the couple. 213 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,291 What's that huge thing you've bought? 214 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,625 It's your Guruji's daughter's wedding. It has to be big. 215 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,750 Hey! What are you doing? 216 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,125 Why are you tearing… 217 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,333 You like it? 218 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:26,541 This is a tester, right? 219 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,625 Is the label still on? 220 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:29,708 No. 221 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,041 Then how did you know? 222 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,000 Because I know you. 223 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,208 Yeah, but it seems like your Guruji's daughter's wedding 224 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,000 is like some festival that happens every year. 225 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:43,125 You can say what you like. I'm going to get them a gift that's nice and expensive. 226 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,541 Shut the shop and let's go. 227 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,375 But, Shilpa, it's a nice gift. It's a new tester. 228 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,250 Hey… 229 00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:54,291 Let's get them an extension cord? 230 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,458 You can buy an extension cord for your house. 231 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:57,625 - Hello, sir. Hello, ma'am. - Hello. 232 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,833 Hmm. 233 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:01,000 Take a look at this. 234 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,791 This is our new range of appliances for the new-age family. 235 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,166 Anything for five or six hundred? 236 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,666 Sir, data cable and mouse is available in 550 rupees. 237 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,000 Sounds good. Let's take it. 238 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,708 Ma'am, you tell me what you like from all these. What about this one? 239 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,375 And this. This one. 240 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,583 I like this. How much is it? 241 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,458 Five-and-a-half thousand only. 242 00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:22,958 Five-and-a-half thousand? 243 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,666 Yes, sir. That's what I just said. 244 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,416 Is it made of silver or something? 245 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,250 Sir, stainless steel. 246 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,333 These days, even marriages don't last a lifetime, 247 00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:32,708 but this toaster comes with a lifetime warranty, sir. 248 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,541 So relationships stay warm and crispy for a lifetime. 249 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,500 Twelve hundred is a good price. It's so light anyway. 250 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,416 Sir, this is a showroom. 251 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,833 Not a flea market. 252 00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:44,250 He's fleecing us. What he's quoting is very high. 253 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,875 I'm not listening to any of your nonsense today. 254 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,625 Only for you, ma'am, five thousand a piece only. 255 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,125 Special discount for a special lady. 256 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,541 What's so special about her? 257 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,875 Fine, special price for the both of us. Fifteen hundred. 258 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:00,166 You may pack it, please. 259 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,333 Great choice, ma'am. Great choice. 260 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:03,458 He said 5,000! 261 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,708 We can get it for 12 hundred… Shilpa! 262 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,291 What on earth are you doing? 263 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,958 Two vehicles will burn double the fuel, pollution will increase. 264 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,208 We need to be responsible. 265 00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:30,333 I know exactly what you're doing. 266 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,333 Stop trying to be another Greta Thunberg. Let go of that. 267 00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:34,666 Who? 268 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,916 Shut up and let go of it. 269 00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,833 It's a new toaster. Worth 6,000. 270 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,041 Thank you. 271 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,875 We plan to get this one married next year. 272 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,041 Yes. Yes, sir. 273 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,458 But she's already married to you, right? 274 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,291 No, no. He means our daughter. 275 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,375 - One picture, sir. - Sure. 276 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,166 Um… 277 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,583 Hold this a little higher. 278 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,500 Are you trying to recover your five grand through the food? 279 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,666 Do you see that? 280 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,541 Our toaster is shining on that table. 281 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,666 The biggest one. 282 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,791 Tell your Guruji, he shouldn't just get you a job, 283 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,375 he should even get you an Olympic medal too. 284 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,250 Make sure you don't miss the ice cream. 285 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,833 We'll eat here, 286 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:28,083 - and pack a doggy-bag too. - Ramakant! 287 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,583 - What? - What are you doing? 288 00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,916 They just dump it. They waste food. 289 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,000 We'll make use of it. 290 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,250 - How is it? - Hmm. 291 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,041 It's good. Mmm. 292 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,541 Put some more. We gifted them a toaster worth 7,000. 293 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:51,208 Oh, yeah. Get some chocolate syrup too, your favourite. 294 00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,291 Yeah, yeah. Lots of it. 295 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,000 Raj, let's… 296 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,833 Oh! Sorry. 297 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,458 I think I mistook you for my husband. 298 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,791 He's also wearing a jacket of the same colour. 299 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:05,458 - Sorry. Sorry. - It's okay. 300 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,666 Oof! She's so hot! 301 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,416 Check her out. 302 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:15,125 If you take your eyes off your own wife, you're done for life. 303 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:20,041 And anyway, the only woman I find special is you. 304 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:31,541 What? I saw a case exactly like this on that crime show the other day. 305 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,250 Hmm. 306 00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:35,916 Yeah. 307 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,000 How is Guruji? 308 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,583 Yeah. 309 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,083 Okay. Yeah, bye. 310 00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:46,625 What happened? 311 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:50,041 The groom's girlfriend showed up in the middle of the ceremony. 312 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:53,166 He's been sleeping with her this entire time. She was pregnant. 313 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,416 - What? - Hmm. 314 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,083 So, what happens to… 315 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,583 The wedding is off. What'll happen to the poor bride now? 316 00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,083 Oh, to hell with her! 317 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,958 What happens with the toaster? 318 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,083 What? 319 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,625 Hey, we gifted them a toaster worth 5,000 yesterday. 320 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:08,875 What happens to that? 321 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,583 To hell with your bloody toaster! 322 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:13,166 A girl's life has been ruined, and you're rambling on about your toaster. 323 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:18,416 No, no. I mean, her life is not ruined. In fact, she's been saved. 324 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,791 Oh, shut up! 325 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,958 Listen, love. Let's go to Guruji's place this evening. 326 00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:24,916 Um… 327 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,708 What I feel is, right now, 328 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:29,500 - the wound is still fresh. - Hmm. 329 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:32,458 We should give them some space. At least for now. Huh? 330 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:33,916 We'll go some other time. 331 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,833 Pregnant girlfriend? 332 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,833 Shilpa said we should go some other time. I said, "No!" 333 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,916 "He's my Guruji. I'll go right away." 334 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,625 Look, it's okay to share happiness with any and everyone. 335 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,041 But when it comes to sorrow… 336 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,875 you need your own people. 337 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:01,875 Sorry? 338 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:04,500 Sure, I'll have tea. With some snacks. 339 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:10,041 Now don't rush with the younger one's marriage. 340 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,333 Wait for four or five years, okay? 341 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:13,583 You're quite right, son. 342 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,916 And now you've been saddled with another task. 343 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,208 You received so many gifts at the wedding. 344 00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:22,166 You'll have to find out who gave what, and then return them. 345 00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:26,250 - But the wedding gift's for… - No, no, no! I… I understand. 346 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,041 I'll save you all the trouble, and tell you what gift I gave. 347 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:35,208 So, my gift was a toaster. The best gift on the list. Worth 8,000. 348 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:41,666 I thought Soni could make her husband some crispy toast every morning. 349 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,166 Could you send for the toaster? 350 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,416 Son, we've donated all the wedding gifts. 351 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,500 Donated them? 352 00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,958 We gave them all to an orphanage. 353 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,541 How could you just donate them like that? 354 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,708 Why? 355 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,333 Those were our gifts. 356 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,833 So we donated them. Why are you so bothered? 357 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:03,541 Your gifts? 358 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,750 The wedding didn't happen. How can they be your gifts? 359 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,375 Wedding cancelled, gifts cancelled. I'd like my toaster back. 360 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,250 No, what I'm saying is… 361 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,500 Tomorrow, if Soni gets married again, will we have to give another gift? 362 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:14,666 Do we keep doing this? 363 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,875 What makes you think you'll be invited the next time? 364 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,166 Get out! Get out! 365 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,208 One second. One… one second. One second. One second. One second. 366 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,833 The snacks are coming. Let's eat and then talk. 367 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:28,125 - Get out of my house! - Hey! Hey, my bag! My bag! 368 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,708 Hey, yellow belt! My wife is a black belt. 369 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,083 - She'll slam you down! - Get out! 370 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:35,250 Hey! But I want my toaster back! 371 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,041 What's the name of the orphanage, you say? 372 00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:42,958 BAL BHAVAN ORPHANAGE 373 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,666 Hey, Pichkoo! You keep putting your sticker all over the place. 374 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:52,833 Who the hell do you think you are? 375 00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:54,750 Hey, excuse me. One minute. Who's in charge around here? 376 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,583 Ms Nandini. She's inside. Hey, Pichkoo, stop! 377 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,583 Chunnu, Munnu, make sure you don't drop the lemon. 378 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:05,291 Or you'll both have to keep at it for one more hour. 379 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,458 Um, ma'am. 380 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,375 Just a minute. Please hold on. 381 00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:18,166 Hmm. What do you want? A kid? 382 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,041 We don't allow single men to adopt. Too many issues. 383 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:24,541 - No, no. Not a kid. I want this. - Mmm. What? 384 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,958 Toast? Do you think I'm running a tea stall here? 385 00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:28,750 Hey, not the toast. I mean… 386 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,791 the thing that you made the toast in. The toaster. It's mine. 387 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,625 Hey? How could it be yours? 388 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:37,666 That very nice judo-karate coach, he donated it to us for the hungry orphans. 389 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,750 - What? Judo-karate coach? - Hmm. 390 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,958 So now he's become a philanthropist? 391 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,875 I gifted it to his daughter at her wedding. 392 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,375 - Oh, really? - It's mine. Can I please have it back? 393 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,541 Why should I believe you? Do you have the receipt? 394 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,833 Who gives a receipt along with a wedding gift? 395 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,375 You think I'm some kind of cheapo? 396 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,333 Who asks for a wedding gift to be returned? Only a cheapo, right? 397 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:57,000 Listen, I don't need a character certificate from you. 398 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,625 Mmm. If you had a character, I might have given you a certificate. 399 00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,000 This is getting a bit much now! 400 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,333 Listen, you. One second. Here, here. I have this. Take a look. 401 00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:06,875 - What are you showing me? - This is the warranty card. Heatpot. 402 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,875 - Lifetime warranty? - Yes. 403 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,541 Oh, wow! Thank you. 404 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,875 Hey! 405 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:16,250 What a thief you are, lady. You kept it? 406 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,250 What was that? Thief? 407 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,666 How dare you say that? 408 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,458 Hmm? I'm not a thief! 409 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:25,875 I was sent to jail on false charges. 410 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,583 - You are a thief! Your father's a thief! - Hey. Your father… 411 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,041 Don't drag my father into this! Don't you dare abuse my father. 412 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,583 He's also in jail on false charges. Get out! 413 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,083 Chunnu, Munnu, throw this man out. 414 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:36,250 - Come on! - Get out! Throw him out! 415 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,791 - Throw this man out! - Hey! Hey! 416 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,791 - He thinks he can come intimidate me? - My toaster! 417 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,333 And take my toaster away? 418 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:49,875 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU WANT? 419 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,375 2 MILLION 420 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,208 MY MAN WILL MEET YOU 421 00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,250 Hello? 422 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,458 Yes, I bought a toaster from you yesterday. 423 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:11,666 I wanted to return it and get a refund. But I don't have the receipt. 424 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,375 Uh, sir, I'll have to speak to my manager with regard to this. 425 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,916 Yes, then connect me to him. I'll talk to him myself. 426 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,416 Sir, why are you getting worried? I'll arrange for a call back with him. 427 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,500 When will that be? 428 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,958 Uh, the call can come at anytime, sir. Just answer it. 429 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,250 Yeah, sure, I'll be available. You make sure you arrange it. 430 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,833 Okay, sir. 431 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,875 Mangesh. Make sure you lock the gate. 432 00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:32,166 We don't want any kids trying to run away again. 433 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,250 I'll give you 30 bucks. Not a penny more. 434 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:36,708 Now get lost. 435 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,416 Now what? Do I have to push the car? 436 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,500 Start moving. Hurry up. 437 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,250 You kids. Can't find a better time to go for a pee? 438 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:54,291 Move! Hurry up! 439 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,958 What? 440 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,625 What the hell did you do at Guruji's place? 441 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:39,916 Listen, I'll come home and explain. 442 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,208 There's nothing to explain. How could you do something like this? 443 00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:44,666 Don't you have any shame? 444 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,708 Do you plan to snatch food from hungry children next? 445 00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:48,750 - Snatched already. - What? 446 00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:50,291 - There's a thief. - Thief! 447 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:53,166 Some thief just snatched a lady's handbag from her, 448 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,166 I'll catch him and get back to you. Okay, okay. 449 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:57,125 Thief! Thief! Thief! Catch him! 450 00:24:57,208 --> 00:24:59,750 He's there! Thief! Thief! Thief! 451 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:03,375 Thief! Thief! Thief! Thief! Catch him! Thief! Thief! 452 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,708 This bloody chimney! 453 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:25,500 He wants me to dry his undies, fry his eggs. 454 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:28,541 And in return, he fries my brain. 455 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:31,250 Damn useless, good for anything. 456 00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:36,458 Oh, God! Oh, God! 457 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,333 - Hello? - Good morning, sir. 458 00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,166 Our bank is happy to off you a loan of-- 459 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:02,291 Listen, I don't want a loan. Please stop calling me. 460 00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:06,666 Ramakant? 461 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,125 Present, ma'am. 462 00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:20,208 Have you heard of Bal Bhavan Orphanage? 463 00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:24,083 - Yes. You just mentioned it. - Hey! Do you know of it or not? 464 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:28,000 Bal Bhav… yes, it sound vaguely familiar, ma'am. 465 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:29,625 You went there last evening, didn't you? 466 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:33,000 No, no, ma'am. We were both here, at home, playing board games. 467 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:38,125 Last night, someone stole a brand-new toaster from their place. 468 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:41,125 Now, since we received a complaint, we have to investigate. 469 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:42,333 So, what are you trying to say? 470 00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:44,833 That you were the one who stole that toaster. 471 00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:47,041 Ma'am, how can you fling such a crude allegation at me? 472 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:51,166 And not just that! You also stole two packets of the kids' biscuits. 473 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,416 That lady who runs the orphanage, Nandini, 474 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,333 she said you went there to demand she return the toaster to you. 475 00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:58,458 When she refused, you grabbed it and left. 476 00:26:58,541 --> 00:27:00,333 Ma'am, I'm telling you she's poisoned your ears against me. 477 00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:02,541 Back off. And sit down with your legs crossed. 478 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:04,625 Or I'll break them. 479 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:07,000 What? My legs? Okay. 480 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,375 Okay, now spill. 481 00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:12,458 One second. What… Bal… Bal Bhav… 482 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:17,208 Oh, yes, ma'am, yes. Now I remember. Yeah! I remembered, I remember! 483 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:20,166 Why didn't you say so earlier? I… 484 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,333 Shilpa, I did go there yesterday. 485 00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:24,750 To give the warranty card, ma'am, for the toaster. 486 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:27,583 What's written on my forehead? 487 00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:31,541 Hey! Tell the truth! 488 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:34,875 All right, ma'am. 489 00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,083 I'll tell you the truth. 490 00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:39,250 I did go to the orphanage. 491 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,250 And the lady in charge, Ms Nandini, 492 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:45,208 she feeds nothing but dry bread to the poor orphans. 493 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:47,333 You hold it like this, it crumbles into powder. 494 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:51,000 But she herself smears her toast with butter and stuffs her face with it. 495 00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,166 I told her I would expose her. 496 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,541 That's why… that's why she got upset. 497 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:57,666 As for the biscuits? 498 00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,625 Ma'am, I'm the kind of person who will go without food, 499 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:03,166 but will stand at the traffic lights to distribute biscuits to poor kids. 500 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,125 And their mothers as well. 501 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:07,875 You can ask my wife about it. She'll tell you. 502 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:11,458 Um, tell them, Shilpa. Tell her the truth. 503 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,666 The truth? 504 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:18,750 - You think he's a suspect? - Yes. 505 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,125 Then go ahead and search. 506 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:22,416 Yes, ma'am. Please search me. 507 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,791 The house. 508 00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:25,666 Start searching, you guys. 509 00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:36,541 We also misplaced our nail-cutter. See if you can find it. 510 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,083 Make hay while the sun shines. 511 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,458 Anything? 512 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:01,125 - Couldn't find it, madam. - Nothing here, madam. 513 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,791 I'm sure he's hidden it somewhere. 514 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:07,791 - I'll give him two slaps if… - No! 515 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:11,000 You know that women constables are forbidden from touching men. 516 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,791 Okay. 517 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:19,291 Was that okay for you? 518 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:22,125 When the police chief lands up here, 519 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:24,416 he'll strip him naked and drag him to the station. 520 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,583 Yeah. You didn't find the toaster, right? 521 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,666 Next time, make sure you carry a search warrant. 522 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,500 For now, get out. 523 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,125 - Out! - Let's go, let's go! 524 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:33,250 Out! 525 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,750 Get out! 526 00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:36,458 Out! 527 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:43,750 Did he hurt you? 528 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,041 Huh! 529 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,166 Morning, Mama. 530 00:29:57,791 --> 00:30:00,541 Oh! Holy mother of God! 531 00:30:00,625 --> 00:30:04,833 How come this bat woke up so early in the morning, like a normal human being? 532 00:30:04,916 --> 00:30:06,416 I've got work, Mama. 533 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,875 Oh. Work! 534 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:12,208 The stash is finished. Need to go score some more. 535 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:14,125 It's a genuine job, Mama. 536 00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:18,791 Oh! Genuine! Okay, okay. Genuine job. 537 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:23,750 Do one genuine job for me too. Get my toaster fixed. 538 00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,916 And mind you, if you sell it, 539 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,125 I promise I'll sell you straight to India's Most Wanted. 540 00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:41,666 Rascal! He didn't even take my toaster. 541 00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:45,375 Lunch. 542 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,541 I didn't go to your Guruji's to take anything. 543 00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:49,458 But to give him the warranty card. 544 00:30:49,541 --> 00:30:51,166 And they misunderstood me. 545 00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,000 Today that lady cop called me a thief in my own home. 546 00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:58,833 The world can call me whatever. It makes no difference to me. 547 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,208 But you… 548 00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:07,916 I've lost my appetite. 549 00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:12,291 Hey. 550 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,541 - Some juice. - But you already have some. 551 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,375 - Take your food and move ahead. - Okay. 552 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:21,083 This has been generously organised by Mr Amre. Please move ahead. 553 00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,166 Come on. 554 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,375 Now I don't. 555 00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:24,541 Take this. 556 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:41,958 Huh? 557 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:43,708 Hey, hey! Finish it, finish it. 558 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,583 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 559 00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:29,416 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yes! 560 00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:32,416 You better move it, darling, or you'll die. 561 00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:37,125 Wow! What an awesome sticker, that is. 562 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:38,958 Pichkoo! 563 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:41,041 Okay, forget that. Let's play. 564 00:32:45,416 --> 00:32:46,833 What about the deal, dude? 565 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,125 Yeah. 566 00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:50,958 Ever since we got your message, 567 00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:53,000 Mr Amre has stopped thinking about the country, 568 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:55,125 or the city and its problems entirely. 569 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:58,041 He's been thinking only about you. 570 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:01,750 Let's go, darling. 571 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,333 Think and name your price. 572 00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,125 It's fixed. 573 00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:10,041 Just remember, it's an Amru Amre matter. 574 00:33:14,291 --> 00:33:16,583 I come to this place every Sunday. 575 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:17,750 It's fun. 576 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,166 So, darling? 577 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,083 Did you have fun? 578 00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,125 Because of? 579 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:05,958 Safety belts, yeah. 580 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:09,500 But safety belts in life don't exist. 581 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,416 Anything can happen. 582 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:15,166 Road accident, drug overdose. 583 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,625 Or they murder you. 584 00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:20,166 But show it as suicide. Who knows? 585 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,750 You just never know. Anything can happen. 586 00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:27,125 Okay, then. 587 00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:29,833 I'll come soon to pick up my stuff from you. 588 00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:34,000 And to enjoy butter and toast made by your mom. 589 00:34:34,583 --> 00:34:35,583 Yeah? 590 00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:37,875 All right. Take care. 591 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:38,958 Bye. 592 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:16,250 Mama. Mama, you okay? 593 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,833 Yeah. 594 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,291 Uh, yeah. 595 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:24,500 Ever since you popped out, nothing else ever did. 596 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,000 Don't worry, Ma. 597 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:28,250 I am going to do something now… 598 00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:31,041 …and pop right out of your life in a flash. 599 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,541 Pop out! 600 00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:34,250 Oh, please pop out! 601 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:38,250 At least death will be peaceful. 602 00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:45,333 You didn't let me live in peace. At least let me die! 603 00:35:56,583 --> 00:36:01,250 Hmm. It's the constipation that brought on the heart attack. 604 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:04,291 When you consume too much bread, your stomach tends to bloat. 605 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,958 It causes constipation. I'm a doctor. I know about these things. 606 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,041 Go slow. 607 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,291 You're not at a party. You're at a funeral. 608 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:11,833 My father used to say, 609 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,166 "The more you eat at a funeral, 610 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:16,375 the more you feed the souls of those who have passed." 611 00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:17,458 Huh. 612 00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:20,416 If you eat so much bread, Aunty's soul will also get constipated. 613 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,458 Have you tried my berry pulao? 614 00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:23,666 Hmm. 615 00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,416 Thank you, Aunty. 616 00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:32,083 He's going to sing. 617 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,875 I… 618 00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,458 I would like to say two words about my Mama. 619 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,083 Mama. 620 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:46,166 Mama. 621 00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:57,166 Glen. My son. 622 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,375 True to his word. 623 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:00,666 Exactly two words. 624 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,166 Excuse me. 625 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,250 What is this? 626 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:14,500 I too 627 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,833 would like to say something about dear Mrs D'Souza. 628 00:37:19,708 --> 00:37:21,500 But a little more than two words. 629 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,333 Mrs D'Souza… 630 00:37:25,416 --> 00:37:26,916 Best person. 631 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,625 She used to treat me like her own son. 632 00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:30,000 Hey! 633 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,125 In fact, even more than her own son. 634 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,208 No, no. 635 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,916 Even as she was dying, she continued to do good. 636 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,500 Before she died, she even called me. 637 00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:42,166 She said, 638 00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,083 "Ramakant, my son. 639 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,875 From today, your rent… 640 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,625 is reduced by 5,000." 641 00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,583 - No! - Yes! 642 00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:55,833 Maybe, maybe. 643 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,833 I said, "Mrs D'Souza…" 644 00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,041 One, one second. 645 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:05,625 - I'm okay. I'm okay. - Hello? 646 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:07,791 Sir, can you bring over the toaster in a day or two? 647 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:09,583 - I can arrange for the refund. - It can be done? 648 00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:11,458 - Yes. - I'll be there tomorrow morning. 649 00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:12,791 - Okay, sir. - Yes, thank you. 650 00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:14,625 Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 651 00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:20,208 Hey! What? Why? 652 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,583 Thank you. 653 00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,708 - Mrs Pherwani. - Mmm? 654 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:32,500 Is there some leftover rice? We can pack a doggy bag. 655 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:35,541 - Of course. I'll get it… - No. It's okay. I'll take it. Thank you. 656 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,500 Hey! 657 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:50,666 What are you doing? 658 00:38:51,291 --> 00:38:54,125 This is mine. I gave it to Mrs D'Souza for safekeeping. 659 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,333 You bloody vulture! 660 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,333 Mama isn't even buried yet, and you? 661 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,958 You're already here to steal her stuff? 662 00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:01,666 You scavenger hyena! 663 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:04,208 How dare… How dare you call me a vulture? 664 00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:05,791 This toaster is Mama's. Put it down! 665 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:08,250 - I bought it. It's my toaster. - Put it down! 666 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:10,458 This… This was Shilpa's surprise gift. 667 00:39:10,541 --> 00:39:12,291 And what's it to you? Huh? 668 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:14,000 Now that Mrs D'Souza is gone. 669 00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:16,208 Sell everything in the house and smoke it up? Buy drugs? 670 00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:18,166 Have some shame, you con artist! 671 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,875 What were you saying back there, that Mama reduced your rent? 672 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,958 - Yes! - Yes? You liar! 673 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:26,500 - You think I'd lie about a dead person? - Mama's not dead. She's alive in here. 674 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:29,416 Please come quickly. Something's happened to Shilpa. 675 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,500 - Hey! - Come. 676 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:36,791 Mama! You haven't gone anywhere, Mama. You're still here. 677 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,708 It's an allergic reaction. 678 00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:40,541 See this. Look. 679 00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:43,125 - Her skin is turning red. - My back. 680 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:45,666 Is she allergic to berries? 681 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:47,791 Is she? 682 00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:49,083 You didn't tell us earlier. 683 00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:51,041 Had we known, we would've told you. 684 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,750 She will survive, right, Doctor? 685 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,416 It's a minor issue. I'll prescribe some medication. Don't worry. 686 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,291 Oh, please! You'd better take her to a proper doctor right away. 687 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,083 - Let's go. - Go. Hurry up. 688 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,708 - Hurry up. - Come, come. 689 00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:04,291 - Let me know if you need any help, okay? - Sure. Yes. 690 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:05,958 - Get some rest. - Let us know. 691 00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:08,375 Shame on you. Mama… 692 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:11,000 Let's go. 693 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,333 Hey! 694 00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:24,375 Mama? 695 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,166 Is that you, Mama? 696 00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:33,041 I knew you'd come to see me one last time, Mama. 697 00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:35,000 Am I right, Mama? 698 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:38,208 I know I made your life a living hell, Mama. 699 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,416 I was a sinner, Mama. Say it, Mama! 700 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,166 I was a sinner, Mama. Mama. Please say it, Mama! 701 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:46,666 Say it, Mama! 702 00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:50,375 I don't want you to feel guilty about anything. 703 00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:55,000 If you were anyone else's son, you'd still be a sinner. You'd never be righteous. 704 00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:56,708 Mama. 705 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:58,083 But I forgive you. 706 00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:00,708 But what happened to your voice, Mama? 707 00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,458 My voice… 708 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:06,541 The damn smoke from your marijuana ruined my throat, you idiot! 709 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:08,541 I'm sorry, Mama. Sorry, I… 710 00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:11,250 I created so many problems into your life, Mama. 711 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,750 I'm such a terrible son, Mama. Good you're dead. 712 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,041 - Go back. Stay dead. - Okay. 713 00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:16,958 - But, Mama! - What? What is it? 714 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:18,083 What? 715 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:20,000 I want to see your face, Mama. 716 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:24,041 Face? No, no, no. I… I… I've got a cough. 717 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,916 Bad cough. You'll get a viral infection. 718 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,208 It's okay. I don't care about viral, COVID, or anything. 719 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,333 I just want to see your face. 720 00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:33,541 - Don't look. My face. I'll… - I want to see it one last time, Mama. 721 00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:41,750 Mama! 722 00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,291 I don't want you to feel bad, 723 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:46,833 but your face looks like that idiot Ramakant's face, Mama. 724 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:48,708 - Yeah! - No. 725 00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:51,166 What am I even saying, Mama? 726 00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:52,958 Yes. 727 00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:55,375 One last time, Mama. 728 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:58,166 One last time. After that, I won't say anything. 729 00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,333 - One last request. - What? What is it? 730 00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:03,458 Can I get a hug, Mama? 731 00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:05,916 Hug? Huh, No, no, I mean… 732 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,875 I never hugged you when I was alive. How can I hug you now when I'm dead? 733 00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:10,541 - You smell bad. - I'll finally take a shower 734 00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:12,250 just so we can hug each other, Mama. 735 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:13,958 Hug? No, no. No hug. No hug. 736 00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:16,291 - Let me hug you just this once. - What if you squeeze too tight? 737 00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:17,750 Mama, I may never see you again. 738 00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:19,541 Let it out, Mama. Yes, Mama. 739 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:22,333 - I love you. I love you, son. - I love you. I love you. 740 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:27,250 - Mama? - Yes? 741 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,250 What happened to your stomach, Mama? 742 00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:30,416 Huh? 743 00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:33,916 Are you pregnant, Mama? 744 00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:36,083 Did you meet Daddy up there? 745 00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,500 Huh? 746 00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:39,083 Mama, my brother? I have a brother. 747 00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:40,208 Baby. 748 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,541 What's that sound, Mama? 749 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:47,458 I'm really constipated. 750 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:48,708 What happened to you, Mama? 751 00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:50,250 - Oh, no! - What's this? 752 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:55,083 Mama, this… 753 00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:00,375 M-Mama wants to eat toast. 754 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,541 You rascal! 755 00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:06,333 Shame on you! My mom only just died! 756 00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:09,541 - And you're trying to steal. - Glen. Glen. 757 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,000 This really is my toaster. Let me take it and go. 758 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:15,833 You're going to just one place, man. Straight to jail. 759 00:44:15,916 --> 00:44:18,791 I will call the cops, you bastard! You wait! 760 00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:21,875 Glen! It's my toaster. Give it back! 761 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,583 You're never gonna get it. You're never gonna get it. 762 00:44:24,666 --> 00:44:26,166 I'm never gonna give it to you. 763 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,375 Try and take it from me! Try! 764 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:31,458 Freeze! 765 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:36,666 - Hey! Hey! - Hey! 766 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,083 - Freeze! - Get lost. 767 00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:44,250 Hey! 768 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,916 Glen, stop! Give me my toaster! 769 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,333 Give it. Let go! Let go. 770 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:50,750 Let go. Let go of it. 771 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,458 It's my toaster. 772 00:44:52,541 --> 00:44:54,375 My toaster! My toaster! 773 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,458 I won't let it go. 774 00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:58,000 Let go! Let go! Let it go! 775 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,375 Huh? 776 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:33,041 Glen? 777 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:42,958 Glen? 778 00:45:43,625 --> 00:45:44,625 Glen? 779 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,500 Why? 780 00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:49,833 Hello? Police station. 781 00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:55,375 Hello, ma'am. 782 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:57,416 Ma'am. 783 00:46:57,958 --> 00:46:59,875 Ma'am, I promise, I didn't do anything. 784 00:46:59,958 --> 00:47:04,375 My next-door neighbour, Glen, I went to his house to pick up my toaster. 785 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:05,541 It's my toaster, ma'am. 786 00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:08,541 But he's a total junkie, ma'am. He refused to give it back. 787 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:11,083 So we had a little pushing and shoving, and… 788 00:47:11,166 --> 00:47:13,708 suddenly, he-he fell over from the balcony, ma'am. 789 00:47:13,791 --> 00:47:16,791 And… And he died, ma'am. 790 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:20,166 But it wasn't my fault, ma'am. I swear on my mom, I didn't do anything. 791 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:25,125 - Hello? Hello? - Believe me, sir, I didn't steal anything. 792 00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:27,416 Why are you wasting my time? Just let me go. 793 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:29,333 - Hey! Are you trying to act smart? - Yeah? 794 00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:31,625 Stealing your neighbour's flower pots? 795 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:33,333 Do one thing. 796 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:37,250 Strip him naked, and slap his stealing ass with a wet slipper. 797 00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:39,416 - Get out of here! - Move. Move it! 798 00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:43,500 Hello? Sorry. Tell me. 799 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:46,791 Hello? 800 00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:49,041 Hello? Speak up. 801 00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:51,250 I'm calling from the credit card company, ma'am. 802 00:47:51,333 --> 00:47:53,583 We have this credit card scheme for you, and… 803 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:33,625 - Yeah, tell me? - Where are you? 804 00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:35,166 You left so early this morning. 805 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:37,208 Yes, I had to pick up something from Guddu. 806 00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:38,750 Do you know Glen is dead? 807 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,125 Yeah. 808 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,750 Yeah? How do you know he's dead? 809 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:47,625 Yeah. I mean, yeah. What? G-Glen is dead? 810 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:50,500 - Yeah? - Yeah. I don't know how it happened. 811 00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,291 Must've fallen off the balcony, poor fellow. 812 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,333 Huh? How do you know he fell off the balcony? 813 00:48:56,416 --> 00:49:01,041 Well, he… he was always stoned, so maybe he fell… he really fell off? 814 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:02,625 Yeah. 815 00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:04,416 Could've been suicide. 816 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:06,333 Or maybe murder. 817 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:09,291 Murder? M-Murder? Why murder? Why would it be a murder? 818 00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:10,791 You keep talking nonsense! 819 00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:13,875 You better stop watching those crappy TV shows, okay? 820 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:16,250 And please… please stay home. 821 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,958 When the police land up there, don't get involved. 822 00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:19,500 Yeah. Fine. 823 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,583 Why would it be a murder? Hmm. 824 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,125 Hi, sir! 825 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:29,041 - Here so early in the morning! - Yeah. 826 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:30,625 - Come on then. - Yeah. 827 00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:33,541 I brought it back in one day. 828 00:49:34,291 --> 00:49:35,666 But sir, where's the box? 829 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,750 You don't need the box to toast bread. I brought the toaster, right? 830 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:45,208 Yes, sir, but then used products have a no-return policy. 831 00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:46,750 I hope you haven't used it? 832 00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:49,291 No. Not at all. I just took it out of the box. That's all. 833 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,750 - You sure, sir? - Yeah, yeah. 834 00:49:55,875 --> 00:49:58,750 This is probably when you gave us a demonstration. 835 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:01,125 You toasted bread for us. We haven't used it. 836 00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:03,666 This can be cleaned. I'll dust it off. There's nothing. 837 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,666 Just crumbs. See? There, it's all gone. 838 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:08,041 You can have it back. And please, return my money. 839 00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:13,500 - It's from… - No, sir, it doesn't… 840 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,750 Look, I'm a salesman. You're also a salesman. 841 00:50:15,833 --> 00:50:17,166 Right? Don't say no more. 842 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:19,833 Take this. Buy some candy for your kids. From an older brother. 843 00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:21,416 Now could you hurry? I gotta go, please. 844 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,250 {\an8}TEN RUPEES 845 00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:24,583 {\an8}RESERVE BANK OF INDIA 846 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:32,791 Take your toaster and get out of here! 847 00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:36,375 - Damn fool. - I'll take all of you to court! 848 00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:27,708 WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 849 00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,041 SEEN 850 00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:33,375 WAIT. YOU'LL FIND OUT. 851 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:12,458 Hey! 852 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:14,541 Who are you? 853 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:17,416 Hey! 854 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,500 Who are you? 855 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:22,500 You are? 856 00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:24,333 Tenant of the family. 857 00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:26,000 The people who used to live here. 858 00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:28,500 They're up there. 859 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:31,083 Now you can happily claim everything. 860 00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:33,916 He's alive. 861 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,333 What is this nonsense? 862 00:52:35,416 --> 00:52:37,416 Who are you? And what the hell are you doing here? 863 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,291 I'm talking to you, mister. Do you hear me? 864 00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:41,375 Hello? 865 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,333 Hey? Why are you yelling? 866 00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:45,833 Jai Hind, sir! 867 00:52:45,916 --> 00:52:46,916 He's our chief. 868 00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:51,958 Yes, Salunke? 869 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:54,708 How did he die? 870 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:57,041 Sir, it's either suicide or an accident. 871 00:52:57,125 --> 00:52:58,833 His mother passed away just a day before. 872 00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:00,583 Hmm. 873 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:01,791 Drugs. 874 00:53:02,583 --> 00:53:05,166 He used drugs, sir. So maybe an accident. 875 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,958 Oh-ho! 876 00:53:07,041 --> 00:53:09,250 You could sense it even at his mother's funeral. 877 00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:12,583 The grim reaper hasn't left yet. 878 00:53:12,666 --> 00:53:16,333 Why would the grim reaper go anywhere else, huh? 879 00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:19,291 Calculate the average age in this apartment complex. 880 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,791 He probably meets his sales target right here. 881 00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:24,916 Excuse me, please. 882 00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:40,625 Mrs D'Souza's precious toaster got left behind. 883 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:44,208 Pichkoo! 884 00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:46,708 Pichkoo! 885 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:47,875 Pich… 886 00:53:48,916 --> 00:53:50,041 Where is it? 887 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:55,750 Wow! What an awesome sticker, that is! 888 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,250 Pichkoo! 889 00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:00,416 Salunke! 890 00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:02,833 Has anything… 891 00:54:04,083 --> 00:54:05,791 been stolen from the house? 892 00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:06,875 No, sir. 893 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:10,333 Anything missing from the kitchen? 894 00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:16,291 I mean, like a new mixer, toaster, something like that? 895 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,333 What kind of a thief would only steal a toaster? 896 00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:19,583 Did I ask you? 897 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:24,208 Sir, this house has never seen a new toaster. 898 00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:28,416 All these years, Mrs D'Souza makes her toast in this same toaster. 899 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,541 Made. 900 00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:32,708 Oh, Salunke! It's a crime scene. 901 00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:36,666 Not the community club where everyone shows up to play cards. 902 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:37,875 Get them out. Out! Out! 903 00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:38,958 - Move it, everyone. - Out! 904 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:40,583 Everyone out! 905 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,625 Move it, madam! 906 00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:43,791 Everybody out. 907 00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:47,291 What about you? 908 00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:49,125 Do you need someone to escort you? 909 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:50,833 Out! 910 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:52,166 Mr Burma. 911 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,458 Let's go. You can take your nap in the park. 912 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:11,625 Talk to me. 913 00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:14,708 That junkie's phone, laptop, hard disk, everything 914 00:55:14,791 --> 00:55:17,416 they've been taken into custody. I'll personally check everything. 915 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:20,625 But, sir, the last time, I mean… 916 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,958 The last time when I met him for the first time, he had a toaster with him. 917 00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:26,125 He was clinging to it and walking around. 918 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,833 - That toaster is missing. - Listen… 919 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,708 Before someone else gets their hands on it, I want that video. Understand? 920 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:37,416 Hey, hey. No need to stress, sir. I'll find it. 921 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,333 Just don't forget my ticket… 922 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:41,958 He hung up. 923 00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:48,250 Murder, isn't it? I think so too. 924 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:49,333 Hey. 925 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,791 Stop watching crime shows on TV. 926 00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:55,125 Better than that, watch cooking shows. Okay? 927 00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:56,208 Now go. 928 00:55:56,833 --> 00:55:58,541 My TV. My choice of shows. 929 00:55:58,625 --> 00:55:59,625 Hey? 930 00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,208 Aggressive. 931 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:28,958 B-206. 932 00:56:32,541 --> 00:56:33,541 Mrs Pherwani? 933 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:40,916 Mrs Pherwani? 934 00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:47,708 Mrs Pherwani? 935 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:56,666 It's me, Ramakant. 936 00:57:18,833 --> 00:57:19,875 Mrs Pherwani? 937 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,583 Are you there? Namaste, Mrs Pherwani. 938 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:28,708 It's not at all what it looks like in the video. 939 00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:31,375 Wait. 940 00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:35,708 Oh, okay, okay, Mrs Pherwani. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 941 00:57:35,791 --> 00:57:37,791 Uh, sorry. Bad manners. 942 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,666 You shouldn't disturb anyone while they're on the pot. 943 00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:41,750 I had no idea. You carry on. 944 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:45,125 Be comfortable. Take your time. Let it all out. I'll wait right here. 945 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:46,541 I'll wait till you're done. 946 00:57:48,166 --> 00:57:51,583 But what you're seeing in the video, it's not like that at all. 947 00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:53,791 Why don't you watch it again, carefully? 948 00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:56,708 And anyway, you knew Glen, right? That alcoholic junkie. 949 00:57:56,791 --> 00:57:59,708 I swear he was drunk even then. He lost his balance and fell over. 950 00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:01,916 I didn't do anything. Believe me. 951 00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:05,208 There's so much stress in my life already. 952 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,625 Shilpa's getting her IVF done. Mrs D'Souza must've told you. 953 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:13,666 She's having trouble getting pregnant. It's very stressful. 954 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:15,958 It's possible you could be the problem. 955 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:19,250 No, no, not at all. It's not me. My tests are all fine. 956 00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:22,875 The doctor said I'm a roaring lion, actually. 957 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:24,083 But Shilpa, poor thing. 958 00:58:24,166 --> 00:58:26,750 Good. Don't disturb me now. 959 00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:29,625 You see the room on the right? Go wait for me in there. 960 00:58:31,791 --> 00:58:33,458 - In the room? - Yes. 961 00:58:34,416 --> 00:58:35,416 Okay, I'll do that. 962 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:40,625 Also please don't offer me tea or anything. I don't drink tea this late. 963 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:10,333 Next station, coming up. Doors will open… 964 00:59:32,875 --> 00:59:33,916 Eh? 965 00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:37,333 Mrs Pherwani! 966 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:06,875 Mrs Pherwani! 967 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:11,583 What are you doing? 968 01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:24,291 Mrs Pherwani. 969 01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:27,250 Please let me go. Please delete my video. 970 01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:33,083 It's been 20 years since Mr Pherwani died. 971 01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:38,708 This bed has stayed cold and dry since then. Just like Malini's heart. 972 01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:41,041 You know that D'Souza? 973 01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:44,166 She was Malini's best friend. 974 01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:48,666 But Malini was very jealous of her. 975 01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:52,458 Because you were so close to her. 976 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,250 Bitch. 977 01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:57,750 Oh. 978 01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:05,000 But now you'll be close only to Malini. 979 01:01:07,083 --> 01:01:09,041 Look at Malini. 980 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:11,583 - My teddy bear. - Ew! 981 01:01:11,666 --> 01:01:13,708 Please. Please don't do this. 982 01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:16,750 Please. Please let me explain myself. 983 01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:18,416 See. I-I lied to you. 984 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:21,333 There's nothing wrong with Shilpa. She's more than good. She's perfectly fine. 985 01:01:21,416 --> 01:01:23,458 I'm the one with problems. 986 01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:25,291 Please. I'm no lion or anything. I'm a mouse. 987 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:27,458 You're like an aunty to me. Aunty, please delete it. 988 01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:28,541 Who aunty? 989 01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:31,208 There is no aunty in here. 990 01:01:32,083 --> 01:01:33,916 There is only Malini. 991 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:38,083 Malini. Call me Malini. 992 01:01:39,458 --> 01:01:40,666 Or better still, 993 01:01:41,583 --> 01:01:43,791 call me "Maal." 994 01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:46,708 "Maal"? 995 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:50,750 Maal, please. 996 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:54,291 Maal. Maal, please. I'll do all your work around the house. 997 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,583 A lifetime full time housemaid for free. 998 01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:58,250 I'll vacuum under the bed twice a week. 999 01:01:58,333 --> 01:02:00,000 Do you wear diapers? I'll bring you diapers. 1000 01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:02,291 - I'll clean your toilet. - Shush. 1001 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:03,583 Delete it, please. 1002 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:16,583 There. Video deleted. 1003 01:02:17,250 --> 01:02:19,916 Now go. Get out. 1004 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:24,041 Thank you. Thank you, Mrs Pherwani. Thank you. Thank you. 1005 01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:27,041 I'll be here tomorrow as promised. 1006 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:37,166 Malini always has a backup ready. 1007 01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,166 Time-out, please. 1008 01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:49,333 Mrs Pherwani, this… 1009 01:02:49,416 --> 01:02:51,208 This is my toaster. 1010 01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:54,916 Brand new. 1011 01:02:55,541 --> 01:03:00,333 I have paid 9,000 for it. But I'll give it to you for 4,999. Only. 1012 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:03,625 Special price for a special lady. 1013 01:03:04,458 --> 01:03:05,541 For Maal aunty. 1014 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:09,750 Malini will consider this a gift and keep it. 1015 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,416 Gift? 1016 01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:16,041 And you too. 1017 01:03:16,666 --> 01:03:18,583 Huh? 1018 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,166 You're back home? 1019 01:03:47,666 --> 01:03:48,875 Why are you bouncing on me? 1020 01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:51,750 I have something to tell you. I just couldn't sleep at all. 1021 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:55,000 Do you have the slightest idea what's going on in this complex? 1022 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:57,958 What else is going on? 1023 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:00,333 There's been a murder. 1024 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:02,750 Glen's murder. 1025 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:05,500 - M-M-Murder? - Mm-hmm. 1026 01:04:05,583 --> 01:04:08,916 That cop who came in earlier… I overheard him talking to someone on the phone. 1027 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,958 He said Glen's toaster is missing. 1028 01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,416 From the way they were speaking, 1029 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:16,125 I felt that the murder took place because of that same toaster. 1030 01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:17,250 Huh? 1031 01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:22,333 T-Toaster? Murder? What is this nonsense you're babbling about? 1032 01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:25,500 Would someone murder a man over a silly toaster? 1033 01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:29,458 Everyone's saying it's a suicide, and here you have your own theories. 1034 01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:30,583 No. 1035 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,166 And what I also feel was that Mrs D'Souza was also a victim of murder. 1036 01:04:35,916 --> 01:04:38,125 Hey, hey. Shilpa, listen. 1037 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:41,125 For God's sake, don't say things like this in front of anyone else. 1038 01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:43,791 Because of you, the cops will come and throw me into jail. 1039 01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:46,208 Huh? Why will the cops throw you into jail? 1040 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,166 If the wife is spreading rumours, 1041 01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:52,083 then obviously the husband will bear the brunt of it. 1042 01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:53,791 - Hmm. So this is a rumour? - Right? 1043 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:57,875 It's a rumour? Fine. Fine. Don't believe what I'm saying. 1044 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:02,458 When he finally gets caught, we'll talk then. 1045 01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:04,833 Caught? Who? 1046 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:07,083 Who'll be caught? 1047 01:05:07,166 --> 01:05:08,750 The toaster killer. 1048 01:05:12,583 --> 01:05:14,708 - The toaster killer? - Hmm. 1049 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:18,458 How can you just give someone a label like that? 1050 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:20,458 I mean… 1051 01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,833 Who knows? Maybe the poor guy just couldn't help it. 1052 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:29,250 C-Can you imagine what he must be going through? 1053 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:31,583 - But who? - The… 1054 01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:37,291 This, uh… …toaster killer, the one you just mentioned. 1055 01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:39,625 What he's going through? 1056 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:42,291 Just wait till he goes to jail. 1057 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:45,541 When they strip him naked and hang him face down. 1058 01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:50,000 And the police will whip his ass with a slipper soaked in water. 1059 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:52,791 - Whack! Whack. - Hey! 1060 01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:55,250 - That's it. - How can you say things like that? 1061 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,375 Why are you so worried? 1062 01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,958 I saw this on that crime show on TV. 1063 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:06,375 Shilpa, how I wish… 1064 01:06:07,791 --> 01:06:12,083 For your own sake, you'll stop watching those ridiculous crime shows. 1065 01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:13,250 Please. 1066 01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:22,833 But why do the slippers have to be soaked? 1067 01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:24,958 Because it stings more. 1068 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:27,458 - Hmm. - Whack! 1069 01:07:03,125 --> 01:07:04,625 Hey. 1070 01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:07,625 Why aren't you answering? Usually, you run out naked to answer. 1071 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:17,958 Hello. 1072 01:07:19,041 --> 01:07:20,916 - Hello? - Since last night… 1073 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,041 I don't wanna talk about that nightmare at all. 1074 01:07:23,125 --> 01:07:24,583 All right, then. 1075 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,916 Maybe the cops will talk to you once they've seen the video. 1076 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,833 Aren't you too old to be blackmailing young people? 1077 01:07:30,916 --> 01:07:32,625 Have some fear of God. 1078 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:35,083 What do… What do you want anyway? 1079 01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:38,041 Patience, my teddy bear. 1080 01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:39,208 Yeah, Guddu. 1081 01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:45,125 When you come to see me next, please wear that jazzy red tracksuit. 1082 01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:47,916 Tonight. Okay? 1083 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,791 Yeah, cool, Guddu. I'll see you later tonight. 1084 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:53,000 Guddu. 1085 01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:54,166 Namaste. 1086 01:07:56,916 --> 01:07:59,375 So after Mrs D'Souza, she's become your new buddy? 1087 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:03,208 Shame on you. 1088 01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:15,708 Huh? 1089 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:22,708 Ramu! 1090 01:08:22,791 --> 01:08:25,541 My red teddy bear! 1091 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:27,291 Namaste. 1092 01:08:58,791 --> 01:09:01,375 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 1093 01:09:12,875 --> 01:09:14,041 What happened? 1094 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:15,625 I'm just a little tired. 1095 01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:17,000 Climbed a mountain? 1096 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:18,916 A mountain climbed on me. 1097 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,833 Come and get me. 1098 01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:45,625 If I become Deputy CM tomorrow and if people catch me in a threesome, 1099 01:09:45,708 --> 01:09:46,791 how do you think that will look? 1100 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:48,166 - It'll look bad. Very bad. - Yeah? 1101 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:49,791 It's not going to look good, right? 1102 01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:51,541 Yeah. Very bad, for sure. 1103 01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:54,291 - Get me the video. - Mmm. I'll get it. 1104 01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:56,583 Do what needs to be done. 1105 01:09:56,666 --> 01:09:58,208 - Burn him alive, if need be. - Okay. 1106 01:09:58,291 --> 01:09:59,750 - Kill him if you have to. - Okay. 1107 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,125 Hello? 1108 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:29,250 Yeah? Where are you? 1109 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,041 Uh, I'm stuck somewhere. 1110 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:36,541 Right. 1111 01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:39,083 Okay, okay, okay. Come quickly. Okay. 1112 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:03,833 I hope you're not allergic to berries, are you? 1113 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,333 - Namaste. - Yes, namaste, Timmy. 1114 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:29,458 We checked the laptop, hard disk. 1115 01:11:29,541 --> 01:11:30,625 - Everything. - Anything? 1116 01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:31,958 - It's nowhere in sight. - What? 1117 01:11:32,041 --> 01:11:35,958 I'm quite sure that video of yours is hidden inside that toaster. 1118 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:39,666 Your content is so sizzling, after all, it's probably getting toasted. 1119 01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:41,958 But you know which toaster it is? Do you, or not? 1120 01:11:42,041 --> 01:11:44,458 - Y-Yes, yes, sir. I know. - So then? 1121 01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:45,791 I saw it with him, sir. 1122 01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:48,541 It had this yellow sticker with the name Pichkoo written on it. 1123 01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:49,791 - Then go look for it. - Don't worry. 1124 01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:53,000 I'll find it. One hundred percent. I promise! 1125 01:11:53,625 --> 01:11:54,958 But, sir. 1126 01:11:55,041 --> 01:11:57,458 I hope you remember your promise too? 1127 01:11:57,541 --> 01:11:59,041 Those Disneyland tickets… 1128 01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:04,875 My teddy bear. 1129 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:06,250 See you tomorrow. 1130 01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:34,916 Are you checking out your own pictures secretly, huh? 1131 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:38,500 Or looking for that video? 1132 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,625 It's not in there. 1133 01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:29,916 WHAT EXACTLY IS IN THE TOASTER? 1134 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:33,041 Toaster kill… 1135 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:41,833 Shil… Shilpa. 1136 01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:42,916 Hmm? 1137 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,916 I-I have something to tell you. 1138 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,583 Yeah, tell me. 1139 01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:53,916 I… 1140 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,541 I… 1141 01:13:58,041 --> 01:13:59,166 I… 1142 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,125 I… 1143 01:14:08,333 --> 01:14:10,666 Where… Where did this come from? 1144 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:12,666 Mrs Pherwani sent it. 1145 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:13,958 Your new friend. 1146 01:14:16,166 --> 01:14:18,416 What's wrong? Everything okay? 1147 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,625 - No, it's nothing. - Okay. 1148 01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:22,833 Could you spread this on the bread for me, please? 1149 01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:33,916 Ramu! 1150 01:14:45,875 --> 01:14:47,708 Aren't you ashamed? 1151 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,166 Whack! 1152 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:23,125 - Kill him! Kill him! - Whack! 1153 01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:10,791 - What is it? - Ramu. 1154 01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:13,875 See you tonight at 09:30. 1155 01:16:13,958 --> 01:16:16,708 Sorry, I can't come over tonight. 1156 01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:19,250 This evening, I'm going out with Shilpa. 1157 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,666 And anyway, I'm exhausted. 1158 01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:24,000 By the time I get home, it's three in the morning. 1159 01:16:24,083 --> 01:16:26,000 I've been lying to Shilpa the whole time. 1160 01:16:26,083 --> 01:16:27,291 I can't do this anymore. 1161 01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:29,833 Can't do this? 1162 01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,333 No. 1163 01:16:31,416 --> 01:16:32,958 Then do one thing. 1164 01:16:33,041 --> 01:16:34,166 Leave Shilpa for good. 1165 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:37,166 What? Have you lost your mind? 1166 01:16:37,250 --> 01:16:40,083 She's my wife, okay? I… I love her very much. 1167 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:42,500 Oh. So you love her? 1168 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:44,000 Yes. 1169 01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:46,708 Then you'll have to pay the price for that love, Ramu. 1170 01:16:46,791 --> 01:16:48,750 What… what price? 1171 01:16:49,416 --> 01:16:50,708 Fifty lakhs. 1172 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,791 Mrs Pherwani, you can whack me as much as you want. 1173 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:56,666 But please spare my life. 1174 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:58,041 Fifty lakhs. 1175 01:16:58,125 --> 01:16:59,750 Fifty lakhs, Ramu. 1176 01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,041 Did you just say 50 lakhs? 1177 01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:04,875 Where am I gonna get 50 lakhs from? 1178 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:07,708 Even if I sell both my kidneys, I won't get 50 lakhs. 1179 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:09,000 You know my circumstances. 1180 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,708 I live in a rented apartment. 1181 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:15,125 On top of that, you've made me your slave, and pay me nothing. 1182 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:17,791 I massage you, I dance for you, wash your clothes, clean and mop, 1183 01:17:17,875 --> 01:17:20,083 I chase rats, kill lizards, play a game of charades, 1184 01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:23,041 hide-and-seek, board games, you made me catch a pigeon once. 1185 01:17:23,125 --> 01:17:25,500 I'm terrified of pigeons. Why would you do that to me? 1186 01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:28,458 Honestly, I don't have that kind of money. 1187 01:17:28,541 --> 01:17:29,666 You don't have the money? 1188 01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:32,791 But last night when we went out for dinner, 1189 01:17:32,875 --> 01:17:36,333 you were flashing your credit card, and tipped the waiter so generously. 1190 01:17:37,541 --> 01:17:40,458 When did we go out? We didn't go anywhere. 1191 01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:44,083 I came over to your place, after which, I went home, had some curry, 1192 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,666 and went to bed. 1193 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,458 You're making up stories in your head. 1194 01:17:48,166 --> 01:17:50,541 Look, Mrs Pherwani, go see a doctor. Please. 1195 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:52,125 Not a doctor. 1196 01:17:52,208 --> 01:17:54,333 I should let the police see your video. 1197 01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:56,625 Move your ass and arrange for that money. 1198 01:17:56,708 --> 01:17:58,875 Or I'll send your sorry ass to jail. 1199 01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:00,416 But listen… 1200 01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:04,250 Hello, Fateha. 1201 01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:09,625 How can Pherwani miss your lovely party? 1202 01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:11,333 I'll be there. 1203 01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:21,375 Good job. 1204 01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:28,458 What's up, bro? 1205 01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:30,208 Not bargaining today? 1206 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,083 Did you win the lottery? 1207 01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:36,416 Life has become worthless. 1208 01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:38,916 What bargaining can I ask for? 1209 01:18:41,791 --> 01:18:42,875 Ramakant. 1210 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:46,333 What's going on, bro? 1211 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,833 All okay? 1212 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,000 I'm in deep shit, Guddu. 1213 01:18:55,583 --> 01:18:57,541 I'm caught in the clutches of some witch. 1214 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,375 Honestly, I don't think you're the kind of guy to have an affair. 1215 01:19:16,458 --> 01:19:17,833 It's not an affair. 1216 01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:19,750 It's blackmail. 1217 01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:23,000 Blackmail? 1218 01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:24,666 And Guddu, 1219 01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:27,250 you've got a bunch of connections in Dubai, right? 1220 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:28,791 Yeah. 1221 01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:32,208 Could that be any gangster-type connections? 1222 01:19:39,750 --> 01:19:41,833 Eleven o'clock, tonight. Cheetah Bar. 1223 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:47,958 Ramu. 1224 01:19:48,041 --> 01:19:50,375 That witch. The witch. 1225 01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:00,333 I heard there's some witch you wanna get rid of. 1226 01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:04,541 Guddu. 1227 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:05,666 Come sit. 1228 01:20:11,666 --> 01:20:13,958 Where's that Dubai connection we were gonna meet? 1229 01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:21,250 Day time, I'm Guddu AM. 1230 01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:26,250 Night time, I'm Guddu PM. 1231 01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:27,875 Pew! 1232 01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:29,541 So it's you? 1233 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:31,833 Visiting card? 1234 01:20:31,916 --> 01:20:34,416 - Yeah. - What if the police get hold of it? 1235 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:39,666 And how will they? There's only one. I show it and take it back. 1236 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:42,208 So you'll fix it? 1237 01:20:42,291 --> 01:20:45,625 But have you ever done something like this? 1238 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,416 I'm making my debut for your sake. 1239 01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:49,041 Debut? 1240 01:20:49,833 --> 01:20:51,250 Guddu, it's not such a big deal. 1241 01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:53,250 You just have to get the video back by threatening her. 1242 01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:54,875 It'll be done. Twenty-five grand only. 1243 01:20:54,958 --> 01:20:58,083 What? T-Twenty-five? 1244 01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,791 Guddu, but we are buddies, man. 1245 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:04,333 Besides, I'm giving you a break. 1246 01:21:04,416 --> 01:21:07,083 Now, you tell me, does anyone stand a chance these days without nepotism? 1247 01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:10,541 Dude, as a matter of fact, you should be paying me. 1248 01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:11,875 Free. 1249 01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:13,041 Free. 1250 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,750 - Free? - Yeah. Free. 1251 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,166 Deal. Eat. It's free. 1252 01:21:31,416 --> 01:21:32,916 Consider your job done. 1253 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,000 Be careful. 1254 01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:48,958 Ramu. 1255 01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:57,250 Hmm. 1256 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:02,583 Oh, what is this? 1257 01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:05,250 What is this? What is this? 1258 01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:14,833 Time to delete Ramakant's video, aunty. 1259 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:25,375 WORK IS DONE. COME TO THE OLD WOMAN'S HOUSE. 1260 01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,166 Guddu. 1261 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,208 Mrs Pherwani? 1262 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:43,625 You threatened her so hard, she passed out. 1263 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:46,583 You have no idea how deadly my friend here is. 1264 01:22:47,708 --> 01:22:50,750 Guddu, my brother, the video has been deleted. Now we can party. 1265 01:22:51,541 --> 01:22:53,291 No, no, Guddu. Not on the rocks. No way. 1266 01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:55,750 Some ice. Can I get you some ice? Ice? Sure. 1267 01:22:56,416 --> 01:22:57,625 Mrs Pherwani? 1268 01:22:58,333 --> 01:22:59,416 Is there some ice? 1269 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:01,625 Okay, fine. You sleep. Carry on. 1270 01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:04,541 Guddu. 1271 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,500 If only your father were alive today, he'd be so proud of you. 1272 01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:16,875 Guddu, my buddy? 1273 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:28,875 Guddu has joined his father in hell. That good for nothing. 1274 01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,833 What have you done to my friend, Guddu? 1275 01:23:57,416 --> 01:23:59,125 Idiot. 1276 01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,416 Now you better dispose of the body. 1277 01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:07,916 Dispose of it? How do I do that? 1278 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,208 I don't know how and where these things are done. 1279 01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:15,625 I know the perfect place. 1280 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,416 Wait. Wait. Not there. 1281 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,083 There. 1282 01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,416 Why? Why not here? 1283 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,041 Hmm. 1284 01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:42,625 The prince of this theme park is buried there. 1285 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,416 Mr Pherwani. 1286 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:46,541 Huh? 1287 01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:52,208 He was so desperate to keep this stupid place that he… 1288 01:24:54,041 --> 01:24:55,375 Died? 1289 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:42,583 Huh? 1290 01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:49,416 What is this? 1291 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,166 A pillow. 1292 01:25:52,083 --> 01:25:53,791 So your friend is nice and comfy. 1293 01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:04,250 I'm sorry, Guddu. 1294 01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:13,166 Do they lay you face up or face down in your grave? 1295 01:26:14,583 --> 01:26:16,375 We cremate our dead, so I'm not sure. 1296 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:20,958 - Face up. - Face up. 1297 01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:23,375 Ramu! 1298 01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:28,791 Huh? 1299 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,333 One thing you better get into your thick head, lover boy. 1300 01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:35,375 If anything happens to Malini, 1301 01:26:35,916 --> 01:26:40,333 that video of yours and this location pin will go straight to the police. 1302 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,083 - Come on, madam, I already told you… - Madam. 1303 01:26:47,166 --> 01:26:49,208 First, you need to give it to me in writing 1304 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:51,833 that these poor orphan children are not allowed to eat toast. 1305 01:26:51,916 --> 01:26:54,333 - Aren't we looking for your toaster? - As if you're looking for it. 1306 01:26:54,416 --> 01:26:56,500 I gave you the thief's name, address and everything. 1307 01:26:56,583 --> 01:26:58,958 But you people still can't find my toaster for me? 1308 01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:00,458 One minute. One minute. 1309 01:27:01,708 --> 01:27:02,875 - Salunke. - Yes, sir. 1310 01:27:04,041 --> 01:27:05,166 What kind of toaster? 1311 01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:08,708 Look, sir, it's my toaster. I even have a picture on my phone to show you. 1312 01:27:15,875 --> 01:27:17,875 And where does he live, this toaster thief? 1313 01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:22,166 Right there. In the Glen D'Souza's apartment complex. In the next building. 1314 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:23,916 Ramakant Parikh is his name. 1315 01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:25,958 He's Glen's tenant. 1316 01:27:26,041 --> 01:27:29,083 Actually, sir, we conducted a thorough search of the apartment. 1317 01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:30,333 But no sign of the toaster. 1318 01:27:30,416 --> 01:27:33,541 Listen, sir, now I'll conduct a search and show you how the toaster turns up. 1319 01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:35,166 No. Look, madam… 1320 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,041 The police are doing their job. If we find it, we'll let you know. 1321 01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:41,333 What will you people ever find? Just give me my phone back. 1322 01:27:41,416 --> 01:27:44,375 - You just drink water and go to bed. - Madam, I can live on fresh air as well. 1323 01:27:44,458 --> 01:27:45,875 Mmm. You're asking for a slap. 1324 01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:58,541 SHREE SHARADASHRAM APARTMENTS BORIVALI WEST, MUMBAI 400092 1325 01:27:59,375 --> 01:28:00,791 Where have you been all night? 1326 01:28:01,541 --> 01:28:03,458 Why was your phone switched off? 1327 01:28:04,541 --> 01:28:06,333 I-I went to the docks with Guddu. 1328 01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:11,291 So you were at the docks with Guddu, huh? 1329 01:28:12,041 --> 01:28:14,208 Or were you rolling around in the mud with some pig? 1330 01:28:14,875 --> 01:28:16,958 It's too early in the morning for all this. 1331 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:20,666 You weren't here all night. So I have to do this in the morning. 1332 01:28:20,750 --> 01:28:22,333 Now you too can pounce on me? 1333 01:28:22,416 --> 01:28:23,541 You too? 1334 01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:26,583 Who else is pouncing on you, tell me? 1335 01:28:28,291 --> 01:28:30,541 Shilpa, I need to pee. Let me go. 1336 01:28:30,625 --> 01:28:33,083 I really don't give a damn. You can pee in your pants. 1337 01:28:33,166 --> 01:28:35,208 But I need to know, where were you all night? 1338 01:28:35,291 --> 01:28:36,375 Tell me. 1339 01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:38,916 Go get the door. 1340 01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,666 To hell with the door. Tell me now. 1341 01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:42,000 But I'm dying to pee. 1342 01:28:42,083 --> 01:28:44,791 I don't care. Pee in your pants if you like. I said, tell me! 1343 01:28:45,708 --> 01:28:47,875 Shilpa… 1344 01:28:54,791 --> 01:28:55,875 Ramakant? 1345 01:28:55,958 --> 01:28:57,583 Yes. 1346 01:28:57,666 --> 01:29:00,250 Mmm… Yeah, I got him. Let's go. 1347 01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,583 Shilpa! 1348 01:29:01,666 --> 01:29:03,708 - Hello, sir? Hold on, one second. - Keep walking! 1349 01:29:03,791 --> 01:29:06,000 What are you doing? Where are you taking me? 1350 01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:08,666 - Just move. Move. - Sir, just listen to me. Sir, look. 1351 01:29:08,750 --> 01:29:11,208 - Move. Move! - Where are you… Shilpa! Shilpa! 1352 01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:13,291 Where are you… I'll file a police complaint against you. 1353 01:29:13,375 --> 01:29:15,458 - You can't kidnap people like this. - Yeah, go ahead and complain. 1354 01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:18,333 I am the police. And we're going to the police station. Now move. 1355 01:29:18,416 --> 01:29:19,750 What? Sir… sir. 1356 01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:21,250 Ramakant! 1357 01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:23,041 - Sir… Shilpa! - Stop! 1358 01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,791 - Sir, why are you harassing me, sir? - Stop right there! 1359 01:29:24,875 --> 01:29:26,291 I'm harassing you? Huh? 1360 01:29:26,375 --> 01:29:28,416 You steal toasters from hungry orphans. 1361 01:29:29,291 --> 01:29:30,291 Toaster? 1362 01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,500 Okay, no. 1363 01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:35,416 You're looking for Glen's toaster, right? What's hidden in that toaster? 1364 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,250 Hey, shut up! What is she trying to say? 1365 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:39,250 Stop playing detective. They're cops. You'll get me in trouble. 1366 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:42,291 Would you shut up? I overheard you talking to someone on the phone. 1367 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:43,666 What exactly is in that toaster? 1368 01:29:43,750 --> 01:29:45,250 Has she fallen on her head? 1369 01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:46,958 What he's asking is, have you lost your mind? 1370 01:29:47,041 --> 01:29:49,500 - Shut up! - That's him! That's the guy! That's him! 1371 01:29:49,583 --> 01:29:51,500 Hey! You bloody thief! Sir! 1372 01:29:51,583 --> 01:29:54,833 I'm telling you, lay him on ice naked and then call me. 1373 01:29:54,916 --> 01:29:57,208 I'll thrash him so hard, he'll never be able to have toast again. 1374 01:29:57,291 --> 01:30:00,458 Oh, God, woman. Why have you come here? I'm handling the matter, can't you see? 1375 01:30:00,541 --> 01:30:04,458 Spare me, sir. The police have finally woken up from their sleep. 1376 01:30:04,541 --> 01:30:05,708 I thought I'd handle it myself. 1377 01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:07,416 Why aren't you talking? Tell them the truth. 1378 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:08,625 - I definitely saw this guy. - Hmm. 1379 01:30:08,708 --> 01:30:12,000 Inspector, I even put a sticker on the toaster with my name on it. 1380 01:30:12,083 --> 01:30:15,166 This madam gave me a good thrashing with her slipper. 1381 01:30:15,250 --> 01:30:17,833 She said, "Is this your father's toaster?" 1382 01:30:17,916 --> 01:30:20,375 Don't say anything more than you're supposed to say. 1383 01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:22,250 Don't drag fathers into it. Understood? 1384 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:24,333 So your name is Pichkoo? 1385 01:30:24,416 --> 01:30:27,708 - Yes, ma'am, how do you know? - Because you're very famous, that's why. 1386 01:30:29,125 --> 01:30:30,541 You're involved in this too? 1387 01:30:31,708 --> 01:30:36,208 Involved? What… what involved? Involved in what? 1388 01:30:36,291 --> 01:30:38,083 Look, sir. 1389 01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:41,125 Shilpa. One second. One second. One second. 1390 01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:43,125 Was it me? It was me, right? 1391 01:30:44,333 --> 01:30:45,916 Turn… Turn around. Turn around. 1392 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,250 Yes. Now tell me. 1393 01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:50,250 - Out of the three of us, who was the man? - Hey! 1394 01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:54,541 - Hey! - You see that, sir? 1395 01:30:54,625 --> 01:30:59,000 Sir! The price of that toaster was 5,000. I even double-checked online. 1396 01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:01,208 And what if we give you 5,000? 1397 01:31:01,291 --> 01:31:03,750 Will you take back your complaint? 1398 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,750 Five thousand bucks? Yes, I will do it. 1399 01:31:05,833 --> 01:31:07,666 I'll buy it on online sale. 1400 01:31:08,750 --> 01:31:10,625 Here you go, 5,000. 1401 01:31:10,708 --> 01:31:12,416 No need to count. I'm sure it's fine. 1402 01:31:12,500 --> 01:31:15,416 Hmm. So now is the case closed? 1403 01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,500 Yes. The case is closed. Let him go. 1404 01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:19,958 What do you mean, "Let him go"? How can we close the case just like that? 1405 01:31:20,041 --> 01:31:22,208 It's an out-of-court settlement, sir. I got what I wanted. 1406 01:31:22,291 --> 01:31:24,041 Come with me. I'll deal with you. 1407 01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:26,500 You called me a man, right? Let me show you. Let's go. 1408 01:31:29,083 --> 01:31:30,750 There are murders in this city. 1409 01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:32,625 There's blackmail in this city. 1410 01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:36,875 And here you are defaming a decent man over a simple toaster? 1411 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:39,875 He's a thief! He's not decent. 1412 01:31:39,958 --> 01:31:43,375 No, no, no. I know him very well. 1413 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,416 Personally. 1414 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:48,666 Isn't it? Now you may go. 1415 01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:53,125 Or should we file a complaint against you too, for harassment? 1416 01:31:53,208 --> 01:31:54,708 Uh. 1417 01:31:55,291 --> 01:31:56,291 Hmm. 1418 01:31:57,208 --> 01:31:59,250 - Sir. - Mmm. 1419 01:32:03,375 --> 01:32:04,958 Thank you, Mrs Pherwani. 1420 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:06,208 We will pay you back. 1421 01:32:06,291 --> 01:32:08,708 Oh, no, no. Don't even talk about it, please. 1422 01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:10,958 You two are like my own. 1423 01:32:12,208 --> 01:32:16,291 Then I also have some right over Ramakant, don't I? 1424 01:32:16,375 --> 01:32:17,750 Isn't it, Ramakant? 1425 01:32:18,416 --> 01:32:20,000 Hmm. Let's go. 1426 01:32:20,083 --> 01:32:21,708 Thank you. 1427 01:32:21,791 --> 01:32:24,000 - Welcome. - Did you steal that toaster? 1428 01:32:24,083 --> 01:32:26,291 - No, Shilpa. - Did you steal that toaster or not? 1429 01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,083 Listen. Let me just thank her and come back. 1430 01:32:28,166 --> 01:32:31,500 - You've lied to me about everything. - I'll tell you. Let me go and thank her. 1431 01:32:31,583 --> 01:32:33,000 Did you steal that toaster or not? Tell me. 1432 01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:34,583 I'll tell you everything. One second. 1433 01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:36,458 You've lied to me about everything. Everything! 1434 01:32:36,541 --> 01:32:39,166 No, Shilpa. Lemme, lemme just go and thank her first. 1435 01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:40,791 Yeah, go. Go and say thank you. Go! 1436 01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:41,958 Shilpa! 1437 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:45,083 Shilp… 1438 01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:47,333 I… I'll be back. 1439 01:32:51,416 --> 01:32:53,833 Mrs Pherwani. Mrs Pherwani. 1440 01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:56,666 Are you trying to trap me? Why'd you give that money to her? 1441 01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:58,291 I was handling it, right? 1442 01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,500 "In this dry, barren land, 1443 01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:05,166 a new bud has bloomed." 1444 01:33:05,250 --> 01:33:06,708 What? 1445 01:33:06,791 --> 01:33:11,583 "It's like a whole new life is awakening," Ramu. 1446 01:33:11,666 --> 01:33:13,208 What shit are you reading, Mrs Pherwani? 1447 01:33:13,291 --> 01:33:14,750 What's with this life-awakening crap? 1448 01:33:19,125 --> 01:33:23,208 I'm going to be the mother of your child. 1449 01:33:29,416 --> 01:33:33,708 You're joking, right? Mrs Pherwani, who gets pregnant just from a massage? 1450 01:33:43,208 --> 01:33:45,375 SHIV SHANKAR GANESH 1451 01:33:45,458 --> 01:33:47,083 Oh, dear Lord. 1452 01:33:54,458 --> 01:33:55,500 Oh, dear Lord. 1453 01:33:56,458 --> 01:33:58,166 You're the one who knows it all. 1454 01:33:58,250 --> 01:34:01,666 And today, you'll have to answer me. Look. Please, please tell me. 1455 01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:05,333 Did, did I choose the stinginess for myself? 1456 01:34:05,416 --> 01:34:06,791 I only inherited it! 1457 01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:10,208 My father was even a bigger miser than me. 1458 01:34:10,916 --> 01:34:15,000 Even with condoms, he was stingy. Which is why I was born before my time. 1459 01:34:16,875 --> 01:34:19,666 And Lord, that crazy woman. 1460 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:22,041 She keeps cooking up fake stories on her own. 1461 01:34:22,125 --> 01:34:25,708 Have mercy on me. Please protect me, God. 1462 01:34:27,125 --> 01:34:28,875 Else my marriage will fall apart. 1463 01:34:29,458 --> 01:34:31,708 Shilpa will dump me and go away, I swear, God. 1464 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:35,291 And I won't be able to live without her. You know that. 1465 01:34:36,208 --> 01:34:37,416 Now you decide. 1466 01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,583 Please. Please. 1467 01:34:43,833 --> 01:34:44,875 Got you! 1468 01:34:47,125 --> 01:34:49,541 Tell me. Where's that toaster? 1469 01:35:04,750 --> 01:35:05,750 AMRE SIR 1470 01:35:05,833 --> 01:35:08,791 WE FOUND THE TOASTER, SIR. I'M SENDING THE LOCATION PIN. 1471 01:35:19,333 --> 01:35:20,583 Let's go. 1472 01:35:21,291 --> 01:35:22,375 Hey, move it. 1473 01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:25,958 No. You go, sir. I don't wanna go. I'm scared. 1474 01:35:27,833 --> 01:35:30,375 Scared of an old hag? Come on. Be a man. 1475 01:35:30,458 --> 01:35:33,041 Listen, sir, this isn't a house. It's a witch's cave. 1476 01:35:33,125 --> 01:35:35,416 - You don't know that lady. - Hey, enough. Please. 1477 01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:38,125 Now do one thing. Send her a message. 1478 01:35:38,208 --> 01:35:40,291 Say you're coming. She'll open the door. 1479 01:35:41,208 --> 01:35:42,500 The door will be open. 1480 01:35:43,791 --> 01:35:45,041 Which apartment? 1481 01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:47,250 B Wing, 206. 1482 01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:50,916 All the best, sir. 1483 01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:54,541 Ding-dong! 1484 01:35:58,208 --> 01:35:59,500 Mrs Pherwani? 1485 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:05,083 Ding-dong? 1486 01:36:05,666 --> 01:36:07,041 Ding-dong, ding-dong? 1487 01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:09,500 Bloody hell. 1488 01:36:10,791 --> 01:36:15,083 Where are you hiding with the door wide open, Mrs Pherwani, huh? 1489 01:36:16,583 --> 01:36:19,416 A thief might break in and steal your precious toaster. 1490 01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:20,750 Then you'll come complaining to me. 1491 01:36:20,833 --> 01:36:23,541 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1492 01:36:23,625 --> 01:36:27,666 Turns out you're a bigger player than me. Come on. 1493 01:36:32,708 --> 01:36:37,291 THE JOB IS DONE COME TO THE OLD WOMAN'S HOUSE. 1494 01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:42,208 Mr Balgaode? 1495 01:36:43,750 --> 01:36:45,291 What! 1496 01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:49,333 Sir? 1497 01:36:49,416 --> 01:36:50,958 Hey! Sir! 1498 01:36:51,041 --> 01:36:53,791 Seems like you're hell-bent on making Malini a serial killer? 1499 01:36:56,583 --> 01:36:58,708 You know what you need to do next. 1500 01:37:38,750 --> 01:37:41,166 Stingy even with this. 1501 01:37:41,250 --> 01:37:45,000 You buried your friend here. You'll bury this guy here as well? 1502 01:37:46,041 --> 01:37:48,500 Am I a gravedigger, or what, huh? 1503 01:37:49,125 --> 01:37:50,666 Digging new graves every day? 1504 01:37:52,125 --> 01:37:54,416 Why don't you do it? Come on. Here, take this. 1505 01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:55,791 Ramakant! 1506 01:37:58,708 --> 01:38:00,458 W-What is this you're doing? 1507 01:38:07,833 --> 01:38:09,250 Game over, Ramakant. 1508 01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:12,708 Now that the grave is already dug… 1509 01:38:12,791 --> 01:38:17,083 …the secret buried between Ramakant and Malini should also come out. Right? 1510 01:38:17,166 --> 01:38:19,500 What secret is she talking about, Ramakant? 1511 01:38:19,583 --> 01:38:22,541 You know those cheap horror shows on TV 1512 01:38:22,625 --> 01:38:25,541 that she keeps watching? Nothing's serious. It's a joke. 1513 01:38:25,625 --> 01:38:26,625 Now, 1514 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:32,125 will Ramakant admit it or should Malini? 1515 01:38:32,208 --> 01:38:34,541 No, no, no! Two minutes. 1516 01:38:34,625 --> 01:38:36,041 For two minutes, just stay quiet, please. 1517 01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:37,875 - I am… - What will you say? 1518 01:38:37,958 --> 01:38:40,875 Ramakant is speaking. You stay quiet. Be quiet. 1519 01:38:41,833 --> 01:38:42,958 Step back, please. 1520 01:38:43,041 --> 01:38:45,250 Shilpa… 1521 01:38:45,833 --> 01:38:48,000 This old hag is out of her mind. 1522 01:38:48,083 --> 01:38:50,708 Try and understand what I'm saying, okay? 1523 01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:52,125 What is it? 1524 01:38:52,208 --> 01:38:54,166 Why are you scared of Ramakant? What is it? 1525 01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:55,250 It's not Ramakant. 1526 01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:57,416 Someone more terrifying. 1527 01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:04,125 Have you heard of The Undertaker? 1528 01:39:04,208 --> 01:39:05,833 Yeah… that… 1529 01:39:05,916 --> 01:39:07,208 That's who I am. 1530 01:39:08,750 --> 01:39:12,583 You bloody old hag, you… 1531 01:39:12,666 --> 01:39:14,916 You think you can kill me? You think you can kill me? 1532 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:16,125 I will. 1533 01:39:17,416 --> 01:39:19,583 I'll choke-slam you, yeah? 1534 01:39:22,583 --> 01:39:25,250 Speak up! Where is the toaster? Tell me! 1535 01:39:25,333 --> 01:39:27,041 Why do you need the toaster? 1536 01:39:27,125 --> 01:39:28,125 Video. 1537 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:32,375 It's inside the toaster, right? 1538 01:39:33,583 --> 01:39:35,791 I told you there's something inside that toaster. 1539 01:39:35,875 --> 01:39:38,083 Shh. There's nothing. 1540 01:39:38,166 --> 01:39:40,583 How do you know there's a video in the toaster? 1541 01:39:40,666 --> 01:39:44,125 Because I know everything. Come on, hand it over now. 1542 01:39:46,958 --> 01:39:50,291 You can kill me, but I will not tell you where the toaster is. 1543 01:39:50,375 --> 01:39:53,541 I will kill you. I'll kill you right here. 1544 01:39:53,625 --> 01:39:54,833 Get it, bitch? 1545 01:39:54,916 --> 01:39:57,333 Where is it? Where is the toaster? 1546 01:40:00,250 --> 01:40:01,958 Ramakant's video is in the toaster. 1547 01:40:02,041 --> 01:40:05,583 Ramakant's video is in the toaster. My video is in the toaster, Shilpa. 1548 01:40:05,666 --> 01:40:08,958 What are you blabbering about? What video of Ramakant is in the toaster? 1549 01:40:09,041 --> 01:40:11,416 Hey, you moron! What is this video of you now? 1550 01:40:11,500 --> 01:40:12,666 Huh? 1551 01:40:12,750 --> 01:40:18,708 I mean… Amre said there's a video of him with some woman. You're saying it's your… 1552 01:40:18,791 --> 01:40:21,666 Oh! Ouch! 1553 01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:24,458 That means you and Amre have something going on. An affair? 1554 01:40:24,541 --> 01:40:25,625 Hey! 1555 01:40:25,708 --> 01:40:27,041 You guys are having an affair. 1556 01:40:27,125 --> 01:40:29,166 What the hell is he talking about? 1557 01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:31,833 Who is this Amre, and what is going on between the two of you? 1558 01:40:31,916 --> 01:40:34,333 Listen. There's nothing! Who's Amre? Who's Amre? 1559 01:40:34,416 --> 01:40:36,541 Your curse, my boss, Amre! 1560 01:40:36,625 --> 01:40:38,500 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1561 01:40:39,875 --> 01:40:42,750 Get it out! Get the toaster. Come on. 1562 01:40:42,833 --> 01:40:45,208 You'll hit me? You'll kill me? 1563 01:40:45,291 --> 01:40:46,791 - Go ahead. - Okay. 1564 01:40:48,083 --> 01:40:49,250 You did it! 1565 01:40:49,833 --> 01:40:50,916 How can you hit an old woman? 1566 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:52,750 - Hey! - Sir! Sir! 1567 01:40:52,833 --> 01:40:55,500 I need to have that bloody toaster right now! 1568 01:40:55,583 --> 01:40:56,958 Sir, sir, sir, sir! 1569 01:40:57,041 --> 01:40:58,541 Don't shoot, sir. 1570 01:40:58,625 --> 01:41:02,375 Shilpa, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Huh? Sir, sir, sir. 1571 01:41:03,166 --> 01:41:04,666 R-Ramakant will bring you the toaster. 1572 01:41:04,750 --> 01:41:07,125 - Okay. - Ramakant is bringing you the toaster. 1573 01:41:07,208 --> 01:41:09,083 - Hold your fire. - Mmm. 1574 01:41:12,625 --> 01:41:14,958 Sir. Here's the toaster. 1575 01:41:15,041 --> 01:41:16,083 Yes! 1576 01:41:16,166 --> 01:41:17,458 - I'll get it out. - Hmm. 1577 01:41:25,791 --> 01:41:27,416 BAADU LOCATION PIN 1578 01:41:30,750 --> 01:41:31,750 Thank you. 1579 01:41:42,208 --> 01:41:44,791 Check her out. Are you crazy or what? 1580 01:41:44,875 --> 01:41:47,000 Hey! Hey! 1581 01:41:47,083 --> 01:41:50,041 - Stand back. And don't you dare move. - Okay. 1582 01:41:50,125 --> 01:41:52,791 And you! You tell me the whole truth. 1583 01:41:52,875 --> 01:41:55,083 You're not just a miser, you know. 1584 01:41:55,166 --> 01:41:57,458 - You're also a liar. - Let's go home and talk about it. 1585 01:41:57,541 --> 01:41:59,666 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 1586 01:42:06,458 --> 01:42:08,833 I don't wanna play anymore. No more games for me. 1587 01:42:08,916 --> 01:42:11,333 Kill me. Kill me. 1588 01:42:11,416 --> 01:42:13,083 Kill Ramakant, for God's sake! 1589 01:42:13,166 --> 01:42:15,291 Why do you keep calling yourself Ramakant all the time? 1590 01:42:16,166 --> 01:42:19,000 This is also her doing. That witch who's slowly getting up. 1591 01:42:19,083 --> 01:42:20,541 She just won't die. 1592 01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:25,250 You wanted to know, right? What's going on between Malini and Ramakant? 1593 01:42:25,333 --> 01:42:28,000 That massage… pouncing… 1594 01:42:28,958 --> 01:42:30,416 Shil… Shilpa… 1595 01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:32,208 Physical relationship. 1596 01:42:32,291 --> 01:42:34,875 She's lying through her teeth. This witch makes up all kinds of stories. 1597 01:42:34,958 --> 01:42:36,083 Shut up! 1598 01:42:36,166 --> 01:42:37,916 That's why. 1599 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:40,416 So, that's why you wanted to live among all the old people, huh? 1600 01:42:40,500 --> 01:42:42,041 No, no. No, no. 1601 01:42:42,125 --> 01:42:45,125 And that's why you find these four grey hairs of mine hot? 1602 01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:47,000 - They are hot. - Shut up! 1603 01:42:47,750 --> 01:42:49,416 Don't get fooled by her old age. 1604 01:42:49,500 --> 01:42:52,458 She's, she's made of steel, Shilpa! 1605 01:42:52,541 --> 01:42:55,916 This old hag can do a hundred pull-ups with just one hand! 1606 01:42:58,291 --> 01:42:59,416 All this shit. 1607 01:43:00,791 --> 01:43:03,833 Shilpa, all this happened all because of this cursed toaster. 1608 01:43:04,541 --> 01:43:05,708 You remember this, right? 1609 01:43:05,791 --> 01:43:07,791 I stole it from the orphanage. 1610 01:43:08,833 --> 01:43:10,125 Thief! Thief! 1611 01:43:10,208 --> 01:43:11,583 - Give it to me. - Let go of it. 1612 01:43:11,666 --> 01:43:13,291 - My toaster! - Leave it! 1613 01:43:19,708 --> 01:43:21,000 I panicked, Shilpa! 1614 01:43:26,916 --> 01:43:31,625 All this mess, Shilpa, happened because of this bloody toaster! 1615 01:43:34,041 --> 01:43:35,125 Bloody hell. 1616 01:43:37,291 --> 01:43:38,875 Two SD cards? 1617 01:43:43,041 --> 01:43:46,541 Hey, hey, hey! Don't do it, don't do it. No, no, no. No. 1618 01:43:46,625 --> 01:43:49,166 - Mrs Pherwani. - Ramu. 1619 01:43:49,250 --> 01:43:50,458 Give it. Give it to her. 1620 01:43:57,125 --> 01:43:59,750 Put the card in the phone. Show me the video. 1621 01:44:11,375 --> 01:44:12,875 Play it. 1622 01:44:16,041 --> 01:44:18,708 Say my name. Amre. 1623 01:44:18,791 --> 01:44:21,875 Amru! Amru! 1624 01:44:35,458 --> 01:44:37,125 Please, turn it off. 1625 01:44:37,875 --> 01:44:40,250 I've had enough for today. Please. 1626 01:44:40,333 --> 01:44:43,541 - Yes, sir… - Hey! Don't. Give it here. Let me see. 1627 01:44:46,958 --> 01:44:48,375 - Sir. - Mmm. 1628 01:44:49,916 --> 01:44:51,958 - You're a policeman, right? - Mmm. 1629 01:44:52,041 --> 01:44:53,541 Why don't you do something? 1630 01:44:53,625 --> 01:44:55,833 Wake up the animal inside you, sir. 1631 01:44:56,750 --> 01:45:00,166 All hail the tiger, sir. You are a tiger. 1632 01:45:01,125 --> 01:45:03,500 Hey, hey, not here. The other side. The other side. 1633 01:45:03,583 --> 01:45:06,541 Drop the gun. Drop the gun. The gun. Drop the gun. 1634 01:45:06,625 --> 01:45:09,291 - Bloody hag! Drop the gun! - Huh? 1635 01:45:09,375 --> 01:45:12,166 Drop the gun! Drop it! Drop it! 1636 01:45:12,250 --> 01:45:15,708 Drop it! Drop it! Drop it, you bitch, drop the gun! 1637 01:45:19,666 --> 01:45:21,041 Shilpa, run! 1638 01:45:27,500 --> 01:45:28,791 - Where do we go? - Here. Here. Come on. 1639 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:37,041 Here. Here. Come on. 1640 01:45:42,708 --> 01:45:43,750 Ramu! 1641 01:45:44,375 --> 01:45:46,083 Come to Malini. 1642 01:45:53,666 --> 01:45:54,875 She's out of bullets. 1643 01:45:54,958 --> 01:45:57,500 - I'll go and check. - Shilpa, no, no. She'll kill you. 1644 01:45:58,416 --> 01:46:00,500 I didn't earn my judo black belt just to hold my pants up. 1645 01:46:00,583 --> 01:46:02,250 "Just to hold your pants up," I know. 1646 01:46:02,333 --> 01:46:04,666 She'll beat you up so badly, your black belt will turn blue. 1647 01:46:05,208 --> 01:46:06,916 - Just shut up. - Shilpa! Shilpa! 1648 01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:08,291 Sh… Shilpa. 1649 01:46:15,583 --> 01:46:17,291 Why are you bowing in front of her? 1650 01:46:49,708 --> 01:46:51,583 Ramakant. 1651 01:46:52,875 --> 01:46:53,958 Put her down! 1652 01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:02,750 Didn't I tell you? She's made of steel. Don't fight her. 1653 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:05,833 What's the point of saying, "I told you so"? Do something! 1654 01:47:07,875 --> 01:47:10,458 Mrs Pherwani, we've had enough of you. 1655 01:47:12,083 --> 01:47:15,458 I've never hit a woman in my life. But if I lose my shit… 1656 01:47:18,583 --> 01:47:20,166 Did I send you to have a chat? 1657 01:48:41,041 --> 01:48:42,833 Hey! Hey, buddy! 1658 01:48:44,166 --> 01:48:45,500 Where is the inspector? 1659 01:48:53,666 --> 01:48:56,791 So what you're telling me is the bullet that hit the inspector 1660 01:48:56,875 --> 01:48:58,708 was fired by that old hag? 1661 01:48:58,791 --> 01:49:00,375 Yes. Yes, sir. I swear. 1662 01:49:01,208 --> 01:49:03,333 My video, have you guys watched it? 1663 01:49:04,375 --> 01:49:05,583 No… no, sir. 1664 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:09,416 All right. You guys can go. 1665 01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:10,625 - We can go? - Yeah. 1666 01:49:11,583 --> 01:49:13,375 - Do you have a safety pin? - No, sir. 1667 01:49:15,125 --> 01:49:16,666 - What is it? - What? 1668 01:49:16,750 --> 01:49:17,833 What do you want? 1669 01:49:17,916 --> 01:49:19,333 No, sir, I just wanted to ask you something. 1670 01:49:19,416 --> 01:49:20,416 Yeah? 1671 01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:22,375 You'll copy the video from this card into your phone, 1672 01:49:22,458 --> 01:49:23,750 and then delete it after you watch it? 1673 01:49:23,833 --> 01:49:25,166 Yeah. 1674 01:49:25,250 --> 01:49:28,291 - Why? - He has no idea. 1675 01:49:28,375 --> 01:49:29,541 What? 1676 01:49:29,625 --> 01:49:31,625 - Don't you know? - Know what? 1677 01:49:31,708 --> 01:49:34,583 Sir, these days, hackers have come up with all kinds of tricks. 1678 01:49:34,666 --> 01:49:38,000 They know how to recover deleted videos, and spread them all over the net. 1679 01:49:38,083 --> 01:49:40,541 It's not safe anymore. S-Sir, do one thing. 1680 01:49:40,625 --> 01:49:42,875 The pit is already dug. You just bury it. Bury it. 1681 01:49:42,958 --> 01:49:44,791 It could still be recovered, even if you bury it. 1682 01:49:44,875 --> 01:49:48,208 Oh, yeah. It could be found. So you… Better you burn it. End of story. Burn it. 1683 01:49:48,291 --> 01:49:50,250 - Do you have a matchbox? - No, sir. 1684 01:49:50,333 --> 01:49:51,541 Sir, drop it in water. 1685 01:49:51,625 --> 01:49:53,958 But if you drop it in water, it can be recovered and dried again. 1686 01:49:54,041 --> 01:49:55,125 What's the point of drying it? 1687 01:49:55,208 --> 01:49:57,083 When you hang wet clothes on the line, they dry. Don't they? 1688 01:49:57,166 --> 01:49:58,333 Hey! 1689 01:50:01,166 --> 01:50:03,708 You swallowed my video. I mean, you swallowed your own video? 1690 01:50:09,875 --> 01:50:11,416 How will a hacker find it now? 1691 01:50:12,291 --> 01:50:14,541 Of course, sir. How will they find it now? 1692 01:50:14,625 --> 01:50:16,458 Thank you, sir. Bye, sir. Excuse us. 1693 01:50:21,458 --> 01:50:23,250 Do you have water? 1694 01:50:23,333 --> 01:50:25,875 No, sir. No water. 1695 01:50:25,958 --> 01:50:27,583 - Do you have water? - No, sir. 1696 01:50:29,166 --> 01:50:32,416 Thank you, Shilpa. You saved me. Let's get out of here. 1697 01:50:34,500 --> 01:50:35,583 We got out, right? 1698 01:50:36,666 --> 01:50:38,916 Now it's your turn, okay? You get out. 1699 01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:40,791 "You get out" meaning? 1700 01:50:40,875 --> 01:50:41,958 Hmm. 1701 01:50:42,958 --> 01:50:44,875 Why don't you go to some other old lady now? 1702 01:50:45,375 --> 01:50:47,500 Why would you say that? 1703 01:50:47,583 --> 01:50:50,666 Didn't you see it? It was she who set me up. 1704 01:50:51,333 --> 01:50:52,458 She was blackmailing me. 1705 01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,291 Okay. Tell me one thing. 1706 01:50:55,375 --> 01:50:57,625 If you were in my shoes, what would you have done? 1707 01:51:10,958 --> 01:51:14,166 It must have run out of fuel. I fill the bare minimum. 1708 01:51:16,791 --> 01:51:17,916 Hey! Shilpa? 1709 01:51:21,333 --> 01:51:22,458 Shilpa! Please wait! 1710 01:51:24,583 --> 01:51:25,666 Shilpa… Shilpa. 1711 01:51:32,375 --> 01:51:33,750 What you said was right. 1712 01:51:34,750 --> 01:51:35,750 I'm a sick guy. 1713 01:51:38,708 --> 01:51:42,583 I'd have to be sick to go to Guruji's place to beg for the toaster. 1714 01:51:44,125 --> 01:51:45,458 To steal from an orphanage. 1715 01:51:48,541 --> 01:51:51,375 And to be honest, I… Shilpa, I didn't feel bad about it. 1716 01:52:02,375 --> 01:52:04,375 I looked right into your eyes and lied. 1717 01:52:06,416 --> 01:52:08,583 But what happened with Malini, Shilpa… 1718 01:52:10,791 --> 01:52:13,166 I didn't just feel bad for myself… 1719 01:52:14,333 --> 01:52:15,916 I felt bad for you too. 1720 01:52:17,916 --> 01:52:19,333 I felt bad for us. 1721 01:52:21,375 --> 01:52:22,708 Shilpa, I know that… 1722 01:52:24,208 --> 01:52:25,875 my sickness lies in being stingy. 1723 01:52:29,125 --> 01:52:31,250 But not in being a pervert at all. 1724 01:52:32,416 --> 01:52:33,583 Not at all. 1725 01:52:35,291 --> 01:52:36,416 I'm sorry. 1726 01:52:45,666 --> 01:52:47,041 I'm sorry. 1727 01:52:53,833 --> 01:52:56,541 By the way, there was one more thing I wanted to tell you. 1728 01:52:57,458 --> 01:53:00,250 Get those four grey hairs dyed, please. 1729 01:53:05,666 --> 01:53:07,166 Excuse me. 1730 01:53:07,250 --> 01:53:09,750 Does this road lead down to the city centre? 1731 01:53:09,833 --> 01:53:11,333 Yeah. 1732 01:53:11,416 --> 01:53:12,625 One second! 1733 01:53:12,708 --> 01:53:14,791 - Yes, ma'am? - The city centre? 1734 01:53:14,875 --> 01:53:16,083 Yes, yes. 1735 01:53:52,416 --> 01:53:54,541 Since it's our anniversary, shall we go out for lunch? 1736 01:53:54,625 --> 01:53:56,166 Sure, let's do it. 1737 01:54:06,166 --> 01:54:07,250 Happy? 1738 01:54:18,083 --> 01:54:19,833 Is the procession here? 1739 01:54:19,916 --> 01:54:21,041 Okay, I'm on my way. 1740 01:54:23,625 --> 01:54:25,166 I'd like to see a nice perfume, please. 1741 01:54:25,250 --> 01:54:26,500 Yes, sir. 1742 01:54:29,708 --> 01:54:32,000 Here you go. 5,000. 1743 01:54:32,625 --> 01:54:35,208 Show me something better than this. 1744 01:54:35,291 --> 01:54:36,541 Better than this? 1745 01:54:39,041 --> 01:54:40,833 Here, sir. 10,000. 1746 01:54:41,541 --> 01:54:44,208 - Is this the best you've got? - No, we do have better ones. 1747 01:54:44,291 --> 01:54:45,791 Shall I show you those? 1748 01:54:46,666 --> 01:54:47,708 Very well, sir. 1749 01:54:48,416 --> 01:54:49,791 I have something special. 1750 01:54:49,875 --> 01:54:50,958 Yeah. Here. 1751 01:54:51,750 --> 01:54:54,541 It's the last one left. All the film stars use this one. 1752 01:54:54,625 --> 01:54:56,083 Hero, zeroes and villains. 1753 01:54:56,166 --> 01:54:57,791 - Really? - Yeah. 1754 01:54:57,875 --> 01:54:59,250 Twenty-five thousand. 1755 01:55:04,916 --> 01:55:06,041 Card machine. 1756 01:55:10,833 --> 01:55:12,500 Spray me for six bucks. 1757 01:55:24,416 --> 01:55:25,666 One more. 1758 01:55:25,750 --> 01:55:27,375 Six! 1759 01:55:28,666 --> 01:55:29,791 Sir, sir, sir. 1760 01:55:30,625 --> 01:55:32,000 Uh, only for you. 1761 01:55:32,583 --> 01:55:34,458 50% discount. 1762 01:55:36,750 --> 01:55:40,208 Sir, sir. One… please… please, can I click a selfie with you? 130057